This edition of Alpha of the Month is a contest between one aspiring alpha, one retiring alpha, and one inspiring alpha.
Who will win the coveted CH AOTM trophy? (phallically evocative)
AOTM Candidate #1 (aspiring alpha):
“Sally’s Mound” “Great Winkering”
Are we being had?
AOTM Candidate #2 (retiring alpha):
This one is open to some interpretation, but you can’t argue against the alphaness of hauling ass taking time to trim the grass.
AOTM Candidate #3 (inspiring alpha):
Much wow, doge.
Commence with the voting!