Hoverhand Of The Year

Captain Mentally Illster’s hoverhand is a good six inches above Chelsea Hubbell’s shoulder. SO BETA. But isn’t that thecunt’s constituency in a nutless-shell? Mutant betaboy toadies and man-hating aggrocunts. Superheroes to no one but themselves.

There are a lot of different people from all walks of life who support The Trumpening — gay fascist bodybuilders, hillbillies, PUAs, mischievous 4channers, international outlaws, tradwives, frat bros, genteel realtalkers, shiv artists. What do they have in common? I submit it’s this: a low tolerance for disgusting things and disgusting people.

Plus a bracing physiognomy that hews to the sexually dimorphic ideals.

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Another Clinton Corruption Eruption Update: The Clinton Foundation fought to keep cheap AIDS meds out of US to help line the pockets of Big Pharma.





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  1. That ain’t a hover hand. That mans hand has invented space travel and is launching into orbit, just like the man himself has clearly been an orbiter around every chick he fancies his whole life.

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  2. He gets a little bit of a pass. I wouldn’t touch that either.

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  3. Hoverhand???

    LOL I would not touch that bitch either

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  4. Why does his glowing belt buckle look like fallopian tubes?

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  5. Does it actually count as hoverhand when the fag is the degree of ghey that even fellow queers would hoverhand HIM?

    lzozl at the comment section, btw.

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    • Wouldn’t even get my hand that close.

      Some people thought Chelsea’s Indian name was crazy horse, but the first thing Bill saw after hearing he had a daughter was crazy whores.

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  6. yeah i wouldn’t touch chelsea either. she’d probably cry rape anyway….years later.

    ^^^ just realized that beltbuckle is an ‘H’. captain hoverhand lozlzolzozlllzolz

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  7. Hoverhanding on Chelsea Clinton is like being too fearful to touch dog poo because you think it’s too good for you.

    Tangentially, one time a guy who went to Stanford (same time as Chelsea) tried to tell me how Chelsea Clinton was actually really, really good looking, but that she “didn’t photograph well.” Typical Left-wing weenie type low-t manlet..

    I just raised an eyebrow. “They have a term for that.”

    Him: “What’s that?”

    Me: “Ugly.”

    Destroying delusions rape!

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    • on October 26, 2016 at 12:45 pm Stripes Duncan

      One time a guy who went to Stanford (same time as Chelsea) told me word around campus was she likes it in the can.

      I think there’s more than a few terms for that.

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  8. I remember when it was just hood rats, union thugs, and college professors voting for democrats. But now there’s like this whole ecosystem of weirdos who … fuck it…they’re just cultists. There’s no policy objective they care about. I can only hope that something they love gets destroyed in the crossfire as the cunt ruins america.

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  9. to be fair to this weirdo…maybe the hand was just caught in mid-motion?

    What a shock there’s a lady with long gray hair in the picture.

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  10. Captain Mentally Illster… take a bow CH… LOL

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  11. Gay. Gayer than gay. Gay as a tree-full of parrots. But even an actual man would be more than a little ambivalent about getting too close to that entity.

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  12. Voted early this morning. And, for the first time in the four presidential elections ice been eligible to vote in, I was excited. There were Trump signs lining the street, with nary a hint of Hillary to be found. Stood in line with all of the old (white) people and alpha looking millennial men and everyone was enthusiastically discussing MAGA. The voting booths weren’t Soros machines, and the volunteers were reminding everyone to check their choices in triplicate before casting their vote. If it still went through incorrectly, to let them know and they would fix it.

    Brought tears to my eyes. Had no idea my little city was Trumped.

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  13. Chelsea should be at home, caring for her children.

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    • I think her husband Mevinsky has a lot of time on his hands to take care of the kids since his business went bankrupt, plus he needs to stay close to home any way and work on the lawsuits that have been brought against him. After he left his left his previous job at (naturally) Goldman Sachs he was running a hedge fund that was based on betting that Greek government bonds would pay off, and lost the whole thing so his former clients are suing him.
      There was a crazy lady living up the street from me in a $2M house with her two kids, despite having never worked a day in her life, because her Dad was a hedge fund manager. Anyway her Dad was a man way ahead of his time, and lost everything in the fund including her money, just before the 2008 crash, thereby beating the rush. She had to trade her Lexus in for a VW, move to an apartment and get her first job. Don’t know how that ever worked out given her mental state, but the house was locked up in litigation for years by former clients suing and claiming the house was an asset in play.
      I understand the Mevinsky’s have had to give up their $10.5M condo.

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  14. on October 26, 2016 at 12:18 pm Laguna Beach Fogey

    His gayface is discernible even through his cuck mask.

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  15. That white stuff around his lips looks like jizz.

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  16. All this time I’ve been a gay fascist bodybuilder preparing for road war and didn’t even know it.

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  17. “[Among those who support the Trumpening ] . . . gay fascist bodybuilders, hillbillies, PUAs, mischievous 4channers, international outlaws, tradwives, frat bros, genteel realtalkers, shiv artists . . . have in common . . . this: a low tolerance for disgusting things and disgusting people.”

    Tradwives are women, so by definition they have as a group, too high a tolerance for disgusting things and disgusting people to be allowed significant political power outside the home. Even the most virtuous women are almost never willing to see disgusting behavior punished to the extent it deserves. If anything, virtuous women are the most likely to believe in blank slate rehabilitation of criminals.

    Gay fascist bodybuilders obviously have the exact opposite of low tolerance for one particular disgusting thing.

    PU and shiv artists, and I write as a very sympathetic minor practitioner of the art, see little choice but to embrace one aspect of our disgusting degeneracy: unleashed female hypergamy. They all eventually arrive at the point, usually in their 40’s, where they wish it could be leashed again, but as we see with White women everywhere, from Nancy French’s alpha widowhood at the hands of her bad-boy pastor to the gold-digging of Westernized Slavic women, the poz conquers all in time.

    Like male sodomy, the consequences of unleashed hypergamy are just another disgusting thing we have to tolerate as we bide our tide. Vote Trump, but harbor no illusions.

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    • potent comment, Sean. hypergamy is an underappreciated force of darkness, even among those in the know. by turning the work=>reward equation on its head for the average man, it’s nihilistic consequences have poisoned every aspect of modern life.

      i’m reminded every day why being a “nice guy” towards the average liberated woman is a dead end and an absolute waste of time. you’ll be thanked for your efforts in the morning by her sharing her pussy with a different guy that night. you eventually realize that the only dry rock left to stand on in the rising tide of hypergamy is the Shitlord Archipelago.

      i can’t see this genie being stuffed back into the bottle without a lot of good old-fashioned oppression. the real kind. not the imaginary kind women complain about now. the long range forecast on the backlash to this little experiment of theirs will be them literally being treated like slaves. i hope they’re enjoying their freedom to burn through guys like toilet paper while contributing absolutely nothing to society while it lasts. payback is a bitch.

      [CH: constrained female hypergamy = the height of Western Civ.
      runaway female hypergamy = africa.]

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      • on October 26, 2016 at 2:08 pm Sean Fielding

        “Shitlord Archipelago” – mint.

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      • So you are just a nice guy to women to get into their panties? Maybe they see through you?
        This has been covered alot on here. Don’t make women a prime focus in your life..they are not worth it…..nice is fine but don’t come across as a pushover. Be exciting and play with their emotions. If you want to play the game and fail…take it as feedback and improve.

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      • I still loved him, but I began to feel embarrassed by his blue-collar jobs, annoyed that, despite his intelligence, he didn’t have a career. Then he bought a lurid blue and pink VW Beetle.

        Why couldn’t he drive a normal car? Things that now seem incredibly insignificant began to niggle.

        I began to wish he was more sophisticated and earned more. I felt envious of friends with better-off partners, who were able to support them as they started their families

        “No more cocks for you” stare

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      • “nice is fine but don’t come across as a pushover”

        so when she doesn’t open the door for me I should just go ahead and spank her in public, instead of waiting until we get home? thanks. I had it backwards.

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  18. finally, a man who is *proud to know his place

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  19. Then again, who would WANT to touch that fugly cuntspawn?

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  20. Look at her face in this pic. There’s no doubt abou it: her father is Webster Hubbell, not Bill Clinton.

    http://blackbag.gawker.com/is-this-chelsea-clintons-real-father-1780376180

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    • I just posted same thought. Not bills kid. And especially ugly.

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      • on October 26, 2016 at 2:15 pm Sean Fielding

        That shitlibs resist the obvious likeness, shows that they are neurologically inferior – they don’t get physiognomy.

        Once you see her true fatherhood, you can’t unsee it. I’ve noticed that as she gets older, it’s more and more apparent. Of course, this fits with another fundamental truth of genes that shitlibs don’t get: manifestations of their influence become more fundamental the OLDER the subject is, not the younger.

        Which is why googles in kindergarten fool the naive young teaching grads into equalist paradise. By grade 4 – muh, not so much.

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  21. Chelsea is so damn ugly. I see HRC’s shallow DNA in her…but not Bill.

    Regardless she is one homely creature.

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  22. I’m with Herr.

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  23. It’s a cuck! It’s a homo! No, it’s Captain Cuckomo, the ambiguously gay hero!

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  24. Zoom in on Captain Faggot, if you dare. He is clearly wearing some type of tinted lip gloss and sparkly eye shadow. Be careful when you zoom in. Do it very slowly, in stages, because the ugly dyke bitches in that photo get worse by a magnitude of 10 for each zoom in click that you make. Proceed with great caution, at your own risk!

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  25. It’s because his hand is aching from jacking off so many guys.

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  26. “There are a lot of different people from all walks of life who support The Trumpening”

    Not to mention educated (MS), small business owners like yours truly who see Hillary following in the footsteps of the Obama Administration’s war on small business.

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  27. Jesus! Does she intentionally yellow her teeth? Ugh!

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