Who’s The Unlucky Guy?

I don’t know what’s more omega: getting married to this loudmouthed dirigible, or wanking it alone as a celibate dropout.

As long as she doesn’t feel like a “plus size girl”, it’s all good. Poor hamster has to carry such a burden. Look at his wee legs shake.





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  1. i thought the guy was going to look odd. he looked normal.

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  2. that guy sucks

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  3. on October 2, 2010 at 11:35 am ElectricAngel

    OMFG! A wife used to be an asset to a man. This one’s just an ass. Maybe if oil prices keep rising he can get the cost of that dress back in rendered blubber.

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  4. Death. Sentence.

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  5. Assuming no fattie fetish… what confluence of factors would make a decent-looking guy with a fairly alpha face marry this whale??

    Her tatoos make her look like a branded beast.

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  6. i’m now depressed.

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  7. It was once fashionable to be somewhat plump, especially in chivalrous times.

    “She was a blooming lass of fresh eighteen; plump as a partridge; ripe and melting and rosy-cheeked as one of her father’s peaches, and universally famed, not merely for her beauty, but for her vast expectations.”Washington Irving, The Legend of Sleepy Hollow. (1820)

    ““Fanny was now in the nineteenth year of her age; she was tall and delicately shaped; but not one of those slender young women, who seem rather intended to hang up in the hall of an anatomist, than for any other purpose. On the contrary, she was so plump, that she seemed bursting through her tight stays, especially in the part which confined her swelling breasts. Nor did her hips want the assistance of a hoop to extend them.”
    Henry Fielding, Joseph Andrews. (1742)

    ““Nana, very tall and well-developed for her eighteen years, in the white tunic of a goddess, with her long blonde hair hanging loosely over her shoulders…Nana was so white and plump, so natural…all the adorable freshness of her plump blonde beauty…She slowly spread her arms to display her plump, Venus-like torso…What an impression she had made in that crystal grotto, with her voluptuous figure!…she drove the audience wild just by showing herself. A body like hers would never be seen again—those shoulders, those legs, that waist!”
    Émile Zola, Nana. (1880)

    “Miss Fanshawe’s travels, gaieties, and flirtations agreed with her mightily; she had become quite plump, her cheeks looked as round as apples……hers was the beauty that strikes the eye like a rose…plump, and pink, and flaxen.”
    Charlotte Brontë, Villette. (1852)

    “The other was certainly Georgiana, but not the Georgiana I remembered—the slim and fairy-like girl of eleven. This was a full-blown, very plump damsel, fair as waxwork, with handsome and regular features, languishing blue eyes, and ringleted yellow hair.”
    Charlotte Brontë, Jane Eyre. (1847)

    “Emma was so fair, and Dolly so rosy, and Emma so delicately shaped, and Dolly so plump…When and where was there ever such a plump, roguish, comely, bright-eyed, enticing, bewitching, captivating, maddening little puss in all the world, as Dolly!…that she, Dolly, was the great object of attraction.”
    Charles Dickens, Barnaby Rudge. (1841)

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  8. I was gonna say it’s bad luck for the groom to see the dress but I think he’s had his quota already.

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  9. PA, money, pregnancy, she does something particularly kinky that he hasn’t gotten other girls to do, religion, extortion, he beats her, she beats him…lots of things can be at play off camera.

    Sick as it is, some guys figure that a fat or otherwise ugly girl is low traffic, and they have a particular need to have women with low numbers. Whether or not it’s true in individual cases, the general perception is that an ugly girl has had fewer partners.

    Some men have no idea of the level of perversion of other men.

    If she was just fat, but very sweet, it would be self explanatory. With her attitude though, it has to be some kind of sickness.

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  10. A confident guy would NEVER pick anything like that, therefore, you know what he is…….

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  11. whale sex should be made immoral, if not illegal.

    and this too:
    http://video.yahoo.com/watch/1398687/4821287

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  12. on October 2, 2010 at 12:01 pm The Alchemist

    There is far more dignity in wanking it than bedding that wildebeest.

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  13. @Nicole

    “….it has to be some kind of sickness.”

    I love how you put it!!! lol!!!!!

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  14. Hey Vodka chick. I want to work you over and just treat you filthy in the bedroom. I’m 6’2, 195 lbs, 22 year old, athlete. I like sports, traveling, whiskey, gambling and you, what else you need to know? You can either meet me in Vegas at the Bellagio on the 16th or come to Austin, let me know.

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  15. Is that guy the groom? I assumed it was her gay friend.

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  16. Would rather be an Omega.

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  17. Must be one of those castrated guys born of two leftist parents.

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  18. fat and proud. f*cking disgusting.

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  19. on October 2, 2010 at 12:18 pm StrikeforceMorituri

    While looking at her in that dress I became depressed. Not because she looks like shit in that dress, More so because everyone in that room was feeding her self entitled ego. I actually watched this episode awhile ago with a mixed group of people and I remember being at the same level of irritation because of the women in the room saying that I should be happy because “she was going to have her special day”

    The funny thing is though I could see why she was done trying on dresses. She looked in the mirror and realised that she wouldn’t look good in anything else they pulled out.

    Honey you’re not plus sized, you’re just fucking morbidly obese.

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  20. If there was some category lower than Omega, this man must be it.

    It’s worse that this man appears to be normal.

    Some people were born into Omegadom — this guy willingly chose it.

    These two should be strung up like Mussolini and his mistress, if there’s a cable strong enough to support her weight.

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  21. But her personality is awsome!

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  22. @BOSTON66

    “But her personality is awsome!”

    YOU can marry her then!!! lol!!!

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  23. She not only is ugly, she has a bad attitude and bad personality. She has a very irritating voice, too. That video is only a minute long and I was already sick of hearing her voice. I couldn’t make it to the end, I had to shut off the sound. The horror is that in real life, her husband won’t be able to turn off the sound. His life is going to be hell.

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  24. tanabear, you dolt, they were considered “plump” because most people in those days were starving/malnourished. THey would’ve been the bikini models today.

    No wonder you’re a 9/11 troofer…..brain no function good.

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  25. A big fat “trash mouth queen.” What a catch. What’s up with that chump of a guy? He could do better than that!

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  26. What the fuck is it with women and tattoos?! Goddamn I hate tattoo’s on women. You have tits and ass, what do you need ink for? Fuck, I can’t stand that shit.

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  27. With her personality and attitude, I wouldn’t go near her even if she was physically beautiful.

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  28. tanabear

    It was once fashionable to be somewhat plump, especially in chivalrous times.

    In Europe or offshoot societies? Virtually never.

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  29. The grooms name is Gasser,which is German/Swiss but can also be Jew. The girl seems Jewish. So its a jew thing,which I wont attempt to understand. The girl is vile and repulsive and I GARINTEE she is the driving force behind this wedding and behind the scenes its common for her to scream like a raped ape and then dissolve in bitter tears when not getting her way. She pushed that dope into this wedding. HA! I would throw some yogurt down her throat,if I was drunk,as long as she didnt know my name!!

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  30. “everyone in that room was feeding her self entitled ego”

    Read Nurture Shock.

    Most people under 30 have figured out that the empty praise is a sign that people think you really need it – i.e. you’ve actually got serious issues.

    Note how her attitude is about an inch deep.

    The “fiance” is a gay friend posing for the TV show – he knows what the audience wants, and he’s giving it to them for a price.

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  31. tanabear–

    Your hand full of literary references, which don’t even make clear what “plump” is supposed to mean, are useless. One of them adds “venus like” to the list of descriptors for example, and we all know what the Venus de Milo statue’s torso looks like. Plump may well mean big breasts and a full ass, rather than fat in the middle and in the arms and in the face, like the harridan hippos this utter wimp is marrying.

    He’s into her cause he’s into femdom / male submission and abnegation.

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  32. [email protected] pig nosed fatty named “kelly” looking jewish

    jewish women look like witchy poo, not miss piggy

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  33. Even I wouldn’t touch that.

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  34. I wonder how Obsidian’s taking it, having this fish get away?

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  35. Is fucking a landwhale considered bestiality yet?

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  36. The back tattoos are icing on the cake.

    She’s a load that should have been swallowed.

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  37. Boner killer of the month, that.

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  38. Doug1, “Your hand full of literary references, which don’t even make clear what “plump” is supposed to mean, are useless.”

    It doesn’t make it clear in an exact sense, but describing someone as plump certainly doesn’t imply they are rail-thin or merely a step above being malnourished. Hence the phrases, “plump as a partridge”, “she had become quite plump, her cheeks looked as round as apples”, “This was a full-blown, very plump damsel, fair as waxwork.”

    Plumpness is the happy medium between being slim and fat and it is probably the healthiest body type for women.

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  39. “The goggles! They do nothing!”

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  40. Let’s see…

    Finndistan: “Eff that, I will not be marrying a whale that talks and walks”

    Some Bimbo: “You disgusting creature. You are so shallow you cannot see the personality”

    Finndistan: “You’d need a winch to dig out that personality, and even she says she is a loudmouthed princess.. So let it buried”

    Same bimbo: “I hope you die alone”

    Finndistan: “If I knowingly get married to that, I don’t even deserve to die alone, in peace. Dying alone is the way better option”

    Joking aside,

    I think there is seriously something wrong with whale chasers. Totally messed up, as in not deserving to procreate.

    At least do the poor gynecologists a favor; do not procreate.

    And to think that even this woman has a better mating value than Average Jimmy.

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  41. on October 2, 2010 at 1:44 pm british reade

    roissey i love your work but can you refrain from using the word for “wee” – slang for little in scottish. Its only works if your scottish – used outside scotland it sounds try-hardy and wanky. Good job on the rest though.

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  42. I don’t think that they’re jews. It says that her mother’s name is Mildred Miller. I would have guessed that they are all Italians, but they have Anglo names. Pretty dark for English or Germans though.

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  43. The SAD (Standard American Diet) is probably slightly addictive at the chemical level–a lesser version of cigarrettes. The high-carb, high-sugar, caffeinated “highs” that people ride between meals make them hunger for more of the same at about three-hour intervals. What is a shame is the SAD diet is presented to young people as “normal”, and they adopt it early on and get accustomed to it. They probably think that our ancestors were built the same way.

    That gal has an outgoing, if a little showy- personality. She’s probably not a bad human being, just a big one. The paleo-diet could work wonders for her, especially if she was willing to take a 20 minute brisk walk every day. Her husband is “taking one for the team” at this point.

    I cannot emphasize enough, just drinking diet colas could help our national waistline tremendously. There are 12 spoonfulls of sugar in a coke can. A gal is drinking a desert if she drinks regular coke. Diet Doctor Peppper and Diet Mountain Dew are pretty damn good. You get used to them pretty quickly. They are worth a two week attempt.

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  44. “I don’t know what’s more omega: getting married to this loudmouthed dirigible, or wanking it alone as a celibate dropout.”

    A celibate dropout who wanks it alone is an Alpha compared to the sick, demented omega man marrying this cow.

    Seriously: who the hell would choose her over a life of Vaseline and porn?

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  45. To accompany her with “plump” would be insultingly conservative.

    Also, I didn’t know TLC was venturing into shows touching bestiality. Trying to feed all degenerates, it seems.

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  46. Further note: That gal’s personality is probably deeply affected by her size. She overcompensates verbally for it, and assuredly talks people’s heads off in an attempt to be super-communicative and accessible to balance her size. She no doubt wishes she had Meagan Fox’s build, but thinks its just impossible to get there.

    Kelly Osborne used to be a pig, but she is now a normal-size girl (who obviously is looking to get married),

    If she is willing to do the things necessary to keep it off, her husband will probably be a satisfied man, as she’s pretty cute facially.

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  47. Now that’s a whole lotta love. I love how the dress only half way covers the billboards she has tatted on her back.

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  48. on October 2, 2010 at 2:23 pm Hungry Hungry Hippos

    He has to have a fatty fetish. He’s actually pretty decent looking and could score better than that on looks alone, absent any game. Shit… even that chicks mom looks better than she does.

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  49. Z- aspartame isn’t something to advocate

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  50. Masturbating to porn is so much more appealing than this chic…

    Why is it, when all of medical science tells us that obesity is a serious health problem, do shows like this come out extolling the “beauty” of fatties? Not only is obesity not attractive–it is down right disgusting–but it is also morbidly dangerous to your health as well. With girls like this you have to actually lift the gigantic blob of front ass fat covering their vagina’s just to get access.

    By willingly going on this show she presents herself to the world to be ridiculed. And her mouth only adds to her lack of attraction.

    Give me some slender, feminine Eastern Euro chics…

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  51. Was this produced by Europe or something to get guys to leave the US?

    Why are the fattest warpigs the most confident? The groom actually doesn’t look very happy with his choice, so I have no idea what’s going on here. As HHH said above, that guy could do better on looks alone.

    Even those fat acceptance people can justify this by a good personality.

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  52. on October 2, 2010 at 2:42 pm The Rational Male

    Drop a few poles under that dress and they could save a couple grand on the tent rental.

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  53. yuck. he gets what he deserves

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  54. @The Rational Male
    “Drop a few poles under that dress and they could save a couple grand on the tent rental.”

    hmmmm…..I wouldn’t want to be under THAT tent!!!! hahhahah!!

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  55. Honestly being alone is better than being with a woman who is a) not sexually attractive by some reasonable measure and/or b) a bad person. This woman fails spectactularly on both counts.

    Modern man will not accept the idea of a man being single as normal and acceptable because for a long time almos everyone could afford to get married-

    http://gameforomegas.wordpress.com/2010/06/25/the-rise-and-ongoing-fall-of-beta-society/

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  56. *picks wanking alone living in divorced parents basement, delivering late-night pizza to alpha’s needing much needed sustenance in-between late-night fucking with girls at least ten years younger.

    You think its bad in America, try England. We have the audacity to take the piss out of America for your expanding waistlines. Its gotten so bad, I cant get a pair of jeans were I have a 30w and a 34L and I’m only 6″1 (dont worry I work out and do the occasional deca course lol).

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  57. By looking at the still-capture for the youtube video, once can notice a strange resemblance to Barney Frank

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  58. What a vile, disgusting monster.

    She should have been dropped to the bottom of the Gulf to plug the BP leak. Love the tattoos…as if she didn’t look gross enough.

    @ Nicole: I’ll bet she blew the entire football team in H.S. and half of the basketball team. She’s trash.

    The groom should just put a gun in his mouth if he has that little self-respect.

    Have I made myself clear?

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  59. I think she had the right idea to cover it with, as she put it, “a matching sweat jacket.”

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  60. Advice to the fiance.

    RRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  61. Dang.. no word wrap.

    That was a long version of RUN.

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  62. The groom-to-be clearly has a fatty fetish!

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  63. @Tanabear
    It was once fashionable to be somewhat plump, especially in chivalrous times.

    Ah no.

    There is plump, and then there is fat.

    For plump, look at Marilyn Monroe in Some Like It Hot or portraits of Victorian beauties, particularly those by Ingres.

    They are on the zaftig side, with round arms, hips, tummies, and thighs, maybe even a hint of a double chin, but you would still fit two of them into this girl.

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  64. Lillian Russell and Theda Bara were both ‘plump’ sex symbols pre-1920s (and there are plenty of pictures of them, not inaccurate painted portraits). It’s absolutely true that in the mid-late 1800s in England and America relatively chubby women were especially admired – although I would estimate the ladies above to have BMI 23-25 in their prime, and with fairly slender waists. I’m not saying this wasn’t an outlier, but it happened. This was also the era of the bustle and the corset which when combined could give a ridiculously exaggerated feminine figure.

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  65. on October 2, 2010 at 4:02 pm Anonymouses Anonymous

    @Doug1
    “tanabear

    …..It was once fashionable to be somewhat plump,
    …..especially in chivalrous times.

    In Europe or offshoot societies? Virtually never.”

    Venus De Milo and similar statues of ancient Greece, that depicted female beauties, were sorta plump. They had a pot, to reference Pulp Fiction.

    They might have had a pot belly but not an entire furnished kitchen in a dress like this woman.

    Reminds me of the calypso song “Ugly Woman”. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_0yLvu1IoQ

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  66. CR, my lawyer will be talking to you about persistent mental anguish.

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  67. Are monks all omegas?

    I would have more respect for man with self-respect to not stoop to that level than a man who has no balls to even say no to garbage.

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  68. “Me
    Z- aspartame isn’t something to advocate”

    Thats a good point. Ive read all sorts of bad things attributed to aspartame and how it chemically can break down with one of the byproducts being a type of formaldehyde if stored at high temperature. Ive also read that Donald Rumsfeld, when he was the Secretary of Whatever-he-was-before SecDef, twisted some arms to get aspartame approved by the FDA.

    There is one diet cola that uses Splenda, which is a typically inflammatory artifical sweetener, but I can’t remember which one it is. In Japan, some colas are sweetened with stevia. Stevia has a bit of a licorice aftertaste.

    The big razorback-boar girl, and she’s a mustachioed walrus alright, if she really wanted to look good, would go on a meat, egg, and water diet, and take a couple of multivitamins per day for six months, while hitting the gym twice a day, for her wedding.
    I cant figure out why that guy is marrying her either, but it is what it is. He’ll be daydreaming of banging somebody else for the rest of his life in all probability, trying to keep his mind off of how she almost assuredly smells. His pride, id, and ego have no dout held a funeral for his superego and libido by now, and you can no doubt see his life-force’s death in his foggy eyes, shriveled irises, and hollowed voice. His capacity for real joy is no doubt slain by the instantaneous visual memory of her stretchmarks that he can conjure anytime he wants to feel sorry for himself. RIP.

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  69. One difference between prostitutes and American women. Prostitutes are honest enough to NOT dress in white.

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  70. I think she was beyond plus size a few hundred pounds ago.

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  71. Have we tried

    kill all the fatties?

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  72. @tanabear

    Plumpness is the happy medium between being slim and fat and it is probably the healthiest body type for women.>>>
    The only happy result here is slim. From a look standpoint and health standpoint.

    Plump IS fat. But in your viewpoint you’re equating plump with chunky but fairly average.

    Not the healthiest whatsoever.

    Lower weights for women reduce rates of cancer and people with longer telomeres (DNA endcaps) are thinner people and live longer/look younger. (You can look up vast reams of research on pubmed)

    Thin = Win
    Plump = Fail

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  73. Grotesque. Nothing short of grotesque. Poor simpering bastard.

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  74. Look how far we’ve sunk.

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  75. @z

    The SAD (Standard American Diet) is probably slightly addictive at the chemical level–a lesser version of cigarrettes. The high-carb, high-sugar, caffeinated “highs” that people ride between meals make them hunger for more of the same at about three-hour intervals. What is a shame is the SAD diet is presented to young people as “normal”, and they adopt it early on and get accustomed to it. They probably think that our ancestors were built the same way.

    That gal has an outgoing, if a little showy- personality. She’s probably not a bad human being, just a big one. The paleo-diet could work wonders for her, especially if she was willing to take a 20 minute brisk walk every day.>>>>

    Eh, Paleo works best for Porky Americans when coupled with Intermittent or Alternate Day fasting. Otherwise they’re chowing down too many calories.

    Brisk walks aren’t enough to make a dent. Tabata sprints, High Intensity Interval Training, burpees would work much better.

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  76. Holy cow! That is udderly disgusting. If she had at least somewhat palatable personality… I cannot fathom what is going through this guy’s brain, if he has any.

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  77. yeh lillian russell ^^^ was a real pig when she was YOUNG and 1st got famous–good point

    and did one man ever jerk off the theda bara? when hollywood 1st started every low rent immigrant jewish whore that washed up in the orange groves was branded “beautiful” by the studios and unleashed on a public that had a none-too-discriminating eye for how movie stars should look yet

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  78. Morsellaux,

    You’re the one with the brains. heheheh!!!

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  79. on October 2, 2010 at 5:35 pm Gunslingergregi

    I wonder if there is a metric where if your dick won’t get hard for fatties will it also have a problem with fucking superhot chicks.

    I don’t think my dick felt worthy when I was fucking this hot chick it would hard then go soft and she would manipulate it back in shape.

    went pussy ass ass to mouth sat on her chest and fucked her face while playing with cooch and smashed pelvis. Went full throttle yet dick was not lol

    Apparently my show was a winner and love was fully consemated.

    I got the hear the full details that she relayed.

    Like the duke case chick the ability to smash pelvis is very appreciated by hot chicks even if it looks like your breaking them apparently they love it and also relayed in vivid detail every fucking thing I did. Freakish actually how much woman will talk about your fucking skills with other woman. She didn’t tell about the dick thing though he he he
    Apparently I get away with anything lol

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  80. on October 2, 2010 at 5:48 pm Gunslingergregi

    ”””’It’s time to reexamine comparative advantage theory. It ignores externalities. ””””

    Easy.

    Automation and food production automation on a tower of babel scale.

    Along with free energy wages are old hat fun is in as it should be.

    We don’t need people to work we need them to have a good time.

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  81. that guy is trapped in the matrix, big time.

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  82. What’s the story on that guy?

    I know everyone is hating on him because he – at minimal – has made a shitty choice for a wife, but still – though we only have this short clip to go off of, he seems normal. The guy is decent looking and comes off as really happy in the moment he is on. The woman manages to come off as a selfish bitch in less than thirty seconds.

    The only thing I can think of is he has a fatty fetish. The other thing I can think of is… there are certain parts of the country where the highest the scale goes is a six. Those of you in big cities don’t have to deal with this, but I small towns in bumfuck, nowhere… *shudder* In other news, I’m glad I moved to a big city.

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  83. Leave Ricardo alone!

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  84. God almighty, words fail me.

    He could do so much better. She’ll have his balls in an emotional viselike grip until the divorce where she takes him to the cleaners.

    My God, man! Wake up and call it off!

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  85. on October 2, 2010 at 6:28 pm Chris from Dublin

    Bleh! x 1million

    what a sad bastard!!

    PMSL

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  86. The blogger had it right when he mentioned her psyche (the hamster.) You can be sure that in her more private moments, especially after she’s coming down from a few drinks, she gets morose about her obesity.

    Either the guy truly has some weird fetish, or she’s letting him bang her 14 year old sisters on the side, or he’s crazier than a loon. This is not the type of chick that most guys could even get an erection for.

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  87. All that needs to be said:
    Too Fat Polka

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  88. oh dear lord, where does Roissy dig out these vids.

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  89. Yah, we used to say of her type “six axe-handles wide and shops for dresses at St Paul Tent and Awning Supply”…

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  90. It never ceases to amaze me how confident these obese women are. I’ve often said if you could bottle their confidence and sell it to all the social malcontents, you could probably make millions. I have a cousin who is bigger than this, has been obese since the age of 10, and has boobs sagging down to her crotch (no I am not kidding). She is 26 now, and she is diabetic and she has kidney disease (I am guessing it has something to do with her unhealthy lifestyle for so many years). But I digress, the girl is a total bitch and has more confidence than I do, it could be false bravado, but idk, like this chick she seems to own her divaness. Blame it on Oprah I guess.

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  91. on October 2, 2010 at 6:46 pm Throbbing Gristle

    What’s the story indeed.

    Let’s not forget that this has been pre-approved for the tellybox. Let’s not assume that any of this trainwreck is organic.

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  92. normal looking guy? please, hes obviously very short, look at him compared to the girl hes sitting next too.

    short aint cute.

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  93. I agree that the woman in the above video has advanced way to far into the land of plenty. She has devoured the full benefits of the more abundant life. She probably never met a meal she didn’t like. But my point was to show that there is a difference between having some fat(plumpness) and being fat(i.e. obese). A certain amount of body fat is both normal and healthy.

    [Editor: This gargantuan beast went past healthy body fat about 300 pounds ago.]

    p.s. Her attitude, tattoos and trashy mouth makes her more unappealing than her corpulent figure.

    [No, her repulsive blubbersack carcass is more unappealing than her vulgarity or tattoos. A hot slender chick with tats and a trash mouth is still a hot, slender chick.]

    She is the poster child for why we need to bring back finishing schools for girls.

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  94. @Kate

    It never ceases to amaze me how confident these obese women are. I’ve often said if you could bottle their confidence and sell it to all the social malcontents, you could probably make millions.

    Perhaps they are obese BECAUSE they have excessive self esteem. They are obese because they never felt the need to work at looking better.

    As far as the tattooed whale goes, my wife happens to like watching that show, and the kind of dresses they look at cost many thousands of dollars. If she or her family has so much money that they would be in there in the first place, then he’s marrying money.

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  95. Epic fail

    That Duke Fuck piece is a seminal piece of real-time research into reverse-game, slut strategy, alpha-abuse, hypergamy….and you are Whale watching…..

    You must have lost your touch are pre-write this stuff 7-30 days in advance

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  96. “Thats a good point. Ive read all sorts of bad things attributed to aspartame and how it chemically can break down with one of the byproducts being a type of formaldehyde if stored at high temperature. Ive also read that Donald Rumsfeld, when he was the Secretary of Whatever-he-was-before SecDef, twisted some arms to get aspartame approved by the FDA.”

    No, it’s a stupid point. Your first instinct was correct.

    Formaldehyde is a byproduct of just about anything one eats. If you wish to avoid this, stop eating.

    I’ve heard the conspiracy theories on Rumsfeld. When evaluating a product’s efficacy and safety, the question is “What does the data show?” not “Who was the CEO?”

    Aspartame hysteria is just one part of the naturalistic fallacy of which SWPLs are so enamored.

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  97. @MichaelC
    ” As far as the tattooed whale goes, my wife happens to like watching that show, and the kind of dresses they look at cost many thousands of dollars. If she or her family has so much money that they would be in there in the first place, then he’s marrying money.”

    Being obese is a sign of the lower classes as are visible tattoos. People of higher class are generally not obese and while tattoos used to remain in the realm of the lower classes, nowadays many people have them although you can be sure the upper class people have them in places that are easy to cover up for their jobs. It doesn’t surprise me that many brides spend a lot on wedding dresses considering spending for weddings has gotten so inflated and every woman believes in spending whatever amount it takes to have their dream wedding. Before the recession, couples were even taking out loans to finance their weddings. There is no way this whale comes from money.

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  98. “Epic fail

    That Duke Fuck piece is a seminal piece of real-time research into reverse-game, slut strategy, alpha-abuse, hypergamy….and you are Whale watching…..

    You must have lost your touch are pre-write this stuff 7-30 days in advance”

    Dance, blogger-monkey! Dance for our amusement! You exist to do our bidding in your monkey-cage.

    Now start typing something funny about this Duke presentation, or be pelted with banana peels and used condoms.

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  99. Da-ya-am! If Captain Ahab would have done his job, her bloodline would have stopped generations ago!

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  100. One day he was driving home drunk when he hit and killed the neighboor’s kid. They guy paniced and put the kids dead body in the freezer, and hacked his little body to dispose of the evidence in the morning. The whale came come early and saw his horrible crime. He promised to marry her in order to keep her quite. Howerver, everyday he comes closer to perfecting his plane of disposing of his whale of a wife. That is the only explanation.

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  101. on October 2, 2010 at 8:48 pm Gunslingergregi

    “pretty lies perish”

    Life isn’t fair and never will be.

    If your woman doesn’t let you do anything you want to her she would let the right man.

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  102. on October 2, 2010 at 9:45 pm Doyourownresearch

    How pathetic. This jabba the hut thinks she is pretty?

    Wow… can you say delusional.

    If this land beast went to a foreign country

    she would be starving in the streets.

    She’s lucky she has a male by her side.

    This is what you get when you live in the fattest countries. 😦

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  103. on October 2, 2010 at 9:47 pm Looking Glass

    The bride and groom remind me of that pair of Egyptian god/goddess. The greedy, hugely obese goddess is carried and fed by the obsequious, skinny little god. Some masculinist blog has a photo of a bronze statue of the pair.

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  104. I don’t know how any normal man could be turned on by that whale.

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  105. Cretinous sow.

    One look at her and your testicles run for cover.

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  106. Tanabear,

    Again, if most of the population has some kind of malnourishment and are thins as rails because they don’t have any food and live 20 years less on average because of it, “plump” or “very plump” doesn’t hang very high.

    Also, if the best things about a “plump” girl are her shoulders, legs and waist, how fat can she be? I never heard even a fatty fetishist say he liked a fat girl’s doughy shoulders. These girls were healthy, strong, chocked with female hormones and had a nice sub-layer of estrogen-filled skin as well as some well placed hour glass energy reserves, probably no more than 5-15 pounds above normal weight.

    You need to note the difference not just in the number but also the size of fat people now and then. Although some people were a few pounds heavier then too, obesity used to be considered a rare medical disorder up to a few decades ago, now 25% of Americans are obese. So, to sum it up, “plump” wouldn’t take much.

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  107. I’m not sure why most of you are acting so shocked and making fun of her; this is the Lesser Beta in action. I’d venture to say, from the comments I’ve read, including some from the author, that the majority here on this blog routinely pull and fuck drunk whales like this a couple times a year. Then you take her out in public for breakfast thinking no one is going to see you two together.

    I’ve got a buddy just like the groom. Very low, but very stable self-esteem. Fucks fatties but is as real as they get.

    I’d still put this guy above the 31 year old investment banker who is fucking cougars because he has a fear of younger women, even fat ones.

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  108. If a man is a fat fancier, and he lands a cement bag of prime US lard, such as the lady above, does that make him an Alpha chubby-chaser? Or is he an omega?

    In general, If someone has bizarre tastes in women, and he can land these creatures at will, is he to be respected for his “success” or pitied for his sickness?

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  109. @Silver Faggot,

    “Epic fail

    That Duke Fuck piece is a seminal piece of real-time research into reverse-game, slut strategy, alpha-abuse, hypergamy….and you are Whale watching…..

    You must have lost your touch are pre-write this stuff 7-30 days in advance”

    Here is a thought: why don’t you start a blog and write about the Duke Fuck piece yourself, asshat.

    In addition, you can write about how you only can get laid using Match.com and how you send out 500+ e-mails a day to anonymous women on that site just to get a occasional date every now and then from some desperate shut-in.

    I am sure your blog will be a big success.

    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

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  110. There is one African tribe where women have to as fat as possible to attract a man so she could be their queen.

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  111. Yup, the dude must be a chubby-chaser, and not some representative of a mass sociological upheaval…

    ….at least I hope so :/

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  112. @tanabear, @doug

    The idea behind a not-stick-thin malnourished woman back then (couple centuries ago) was based on a simple premise – that her father could afford to adequately feed her, and hence was well off. This was back before food production was industrialized – you didn’t see very many fat poor people in those days like we do today. Artificially cheap carbs and fat were way off in their future, and corn products weren’t blended into damn near everything in the market. Hence, marrying a girl with a little meat on her bones meat you were marrying a girl from at least a middle class family; also recall that marrying for love is a fairly new concept for those with any means at all. Back then it was largely about economics.

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  113. […] is a gem that was pulled from Roissy’s place just a few moments ago out of sheer boredom, and at first glance, she had the skanky, prole white […]

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  114. Oh hell no! Good God, that’s enough to turn a man off sex for weeks. Christine O’Donnell wants guys to stop ‘batin, show that on every channel as a PSA. Hell it’d make a contraceptive too, every guy who sees it will be sick for weeks.

    As far as country folk go, those that actually *work* on a ranch/farm don’t get too fat. They’re too busy working, to lard up like that. Disgusting.

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  115. that guy

    normal looking guy? please, hes obviously very short, look at him compared to the girl hes sitting next too.

    short aint cute.

    Are you saying there are no shorter, slim wenches that wouldn’t mind his lack of expression of HGH?

    Knew a guy that was 5’5″ and he was a poon master. His groupies consisted of women of all heights, from shortiss to giraffes. No whales, though. He was very picky and 7’s were almost off his radar.

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  116. Porn is better.

    I’ve tried larger women before, though nothing approaching this level. Half an erection. Just can’t do it. The girls probably think guys are all impotent losers.

    Seriously, … fat chicks. Just don’t.

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  117. Holy shit Whiskey, is that you?

    Or is that pic your version of a jewish beard, ya kike

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  118. Looks like Whiskey and Thursday would make a good ginger couple

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  119. bictopia

    oh dear lord, where does Roissy dig out these vids.

    He’s got a gift. Or loyal readers that submit some suggestions. So still a gift in a manner of speaking. 🙂

    BTW, saw some yurop maps, they are hilarious: http://alphadesigner.com/project-mapping-stereotypes.html

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  120. Tupac,

    Your last two posts… everyone is in awe of your brilliance.

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  121. Man, I may not always agree with your political views and dystopianism, but your writing is golden. “loud mouthed dirigible”… Perfect.

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  122. Your last two posts… everyone is in awe of your brilliance.

    Can’t imagine why…my posts were just throwaway comments.

    Perhaps you’re just easily impressed…?

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  123. Tupac,

    Can’t imagine why

    Neither can I. Believe me.

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  124. They were so inane that I thought you have an impostor.

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  125. forpuck

    “loud mouthed dirigible”

    Liked that one too, so much in fact that Roissy owes me a box of cleenex (were mopping the coffee off my monitor).

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  126. Roissy,

    I chanced upon your website a couple of months ago and since then it has been nothing but a steep learning curve for me. I completely agree with your approach and am looking to incorporate the elements of game in my situation.

    What is your advice on customizing Game for a European country especially Switzerland, where I’ve been for more than 2 years? I come from India, so don’t speak the local language (Swiss-German). It’s hard to use conversational skills to Game girls here, as they more often than not, miss the gist of the statement.

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  127. I have theory that this guy is so scared of her outburst and fury, he doesn’ dare to break up. He must be so scared of conflicts, that he tries to avoid them to any price.

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  128. I thik the initial seeds of this can be seen right here:

    20 yrs later and behold . . . . . . . PUA’s, DHV’s and all the other bollocks that comes with it lol.

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  129. Woodins,
    That was funny. I rarely meet women who suffer from low self esteem and yet many of them seem to think they do. I actually think men are more likely to doubt themselves than women are.

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  130. laura–

    when a woman says she has “low self esteem” what she means is “i hate all the things about myself that SHOULD be hated, like my fat and my hideous character and personality. i feel it is wrong to disapprove of myself for these loathesome traits because i have been told everyone is beautiful and should be loved for ‘themselves’ no matter how vile they are. i live in a cognitively dissonant bubble of self delusion i must maintain at all times or become depressed. therefore,because i am incapable of liking the grosser aspects of myself i deem myself as having defective self esteem”

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  131. ..hideous one woman herd

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  132. Re Kate and confidence.

    Maybe the fat produces hormones that affect personality. Estrogen levels are higher in obese women, so, who knows, maybe the increased estrogen make them more self confident as women, like higher testosterone makes men more self confident as men.

    Note, higher self confidence is just that. Self confidence. Says nothing abut competence.

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  133. Dana is right about the self esteem thing. It’s one thing to be confident about one’s actual abilities and positive traits, but that should be balanced with a healthy awareness of one’s weaknesses and negative traits and tendencies.

    It’s not self hatred to not like certain aspects of one’s self. I believe that this is crucial to self respect. It’s also crucial to one’s getting the respect and positive attention of others from a position of power as opposed to confirming one’s position among the mediocre.

    I don’t hate fat or hate myself for being fat, but I understand that it is something that makes me not the cup of tea of the vast majority of men. So I don’t ask them to accept it in the way of ignoring it. I just play to the jolly stereotype instead of the bitchy one because jolly is where the power is.

    So, many guys would like to shag me in spite of my being fat, because I’m more Mrs. Claus than Ms. Warpig. Well, offline anyway.

    On another note, not being aware of one’s limitations also keeps western women from knowing when they are too fat. Plump or thick is one thing, but there’s a line, and that line shows in the face. According to a French woman I know, when you look like you’re frowning when your face is relaxed, you are too fat. It is impacting your looks, and if guys are telling you that you’re pretty, they are lying. Your face is starting to be dragged down by the fat. That’s the point when you need to go into portion control mode and lay off the carbs for awhile.

    That point is going to be different for different women. Black women should use a different gauge because we often have to get really fat before we’ll get to that point if we have little or no European or Native American ancestry. We tend to carry in pockets around the body, so our gauge would be when any part of your body other than your boobs and between limbs or joints makes a crease.

    If you know exactly where the limits are for you personally instead of going by weight, you can prevent it from happening, even if you’re on the SAD. Most overweight women get to the point of no return (without a natural diet anyway) because they’re looking at the scale instead of the mirror, and have their egos inflated by guys who want to shag them instead of forming a personal standard and adhering to that despite what others say.

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  134. Grampa, actually obese women have higher testosterone than normal sized women.

    http://news.softpedia.com/news/Obese-Girls-Have-Up-to-9-Times-More-Testosterone-than-Normal-Ones-43802.shtml

    As I understand it, this is something relatively new because of the higher incidence of polycystic ovarian syndrome and other insulin resistance related conditions, which trace back to the typical western diet.

    It’s one reason I say that the obesity epidemic is hype that is covering up an insulin resistance epidemic. People are looking at the fat instead of looking at the grains.

    What’s fucked up is that if these women do what a normal person ought to be able to do, and go to a doctor when they have trouble losing weight, the nutritionist puts them on a low fat diet that screws up their appetite triggers and basically sets them up for long term failure.

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  135. on October 3, 2010 at 11:54 am fattie mcfat fat

    I fucking love this!!!!! I saw this on tv and I to try my hardest to stop vomit from exploding from my mouth. Look, I know that some girls are going to be fatter than others. Genetics make some things inevitable. But, There is no excuse to have such a horrible putrid personality and the confidence of a 10 when you are a negative 1000.

    That guy would be better off committing suicide than marry this waste of life. Just think after she has kids and divorces him. She won’t weight 400 pounds anymore. She will weigh 600 pounds and will have to be removed from their house with a crane. Despite this, he will be financially ruined for life and will have to pay her 1000 a week KFC and Dunkin Donuts bill.

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  136. The dude is gay. I’ve got a long running theory that fatties are the proclivity of gay men who, for whatever reason, are oppressing the reality of their being. Without any real attraction for women in general, there is no sense of the appalling. Without a sense of the appalling it’s much easier to nod at low barrier opportunities. Whereas the typical heterosexual thought process is about 90 percent vested in looks and sex, the gay man’s total investment, when he is engaging the hetero lifestyle, is much more diffused among issues related to the artificial story he is telling himself and the world. This guy can marry this woman because she’s low hanging fruit that easily and quickly fulfills the REAL mission of scripting his reality of a normal marriage and family. In this storm of psychology, there is little concern for the import of sexual attraction. There simply is no scale in play to rudder him properly.

    Any time that you see a relatively decent dude with a fat chick, count on it: Gay.

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  137. “loudmouthed dirigible”

    Call her Red Zeppelin.

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  138. MDole’s got a good theory. Faggots strike again

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  139. “Poor hamster has to carry such a burden.”

    The hamster’s the only thing close she hasn’t eaten.

    *rimshot*

    OK, I’ll stop, this is too easy and too cruel.

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  140. MDole, it isn’t always about homosexuality, but I can confirm that from my own experiences and observation that what you’re often dealing with is a guy who is differently oriented than most.

    It could be because of homosexuality, fetishism, or a complex priority system that puts looks very low on the list of things they want in a partner. The danger in this for women is that one way or another they could, like me, end up with a guy who is great in every way except sexually.

    This is why even though I use the Mrs. Claus image to get social props, since I’m losing weight, I won’t shag anyone or even commit to anything solid until I’m close to my goal or my limit. When I naturally stop losing weight, I don’t want to turn around and find that the fat was the glue holding us together.

    Though I accept that part of the reason my husband and I went platonic was due to his being a fetishist and aging out, I can’t help thinking part of it had to do with my beginning to lose weight. It’s just too much of a coincidence. It’s like it all went to hell exactly when I started to become stronger and more active. He started to complain that I was hurting him.

    His other two subs are older than me and considerably less active. Since he functions reasonably with them, I concluded naturally that the problem is that in his aging out, the thing the hormones were bridging the gap for before was activity. He’s as straight as the day is long, but he doesn’t like an active or sexually aggressive woman.

    It may not be the normal reason, but I do wonder if this is the case in more chubby chasing men than admit to it. They could be broken in a way by feminism that failing to find an adequately submissive one, they go at least for a physically hobbled one.

    So it’s a kind of milder version of the kind of a bondage fetish. Then again, it may not be a milder version of it. There are A LOT of fat, female submissives. In the scene, I noticed that most female subs I knew were fat. If you saw one who was slim, more often than not, she was owned by a woman or a man over 50.

    Think about it. Deep down in the dark recesses of male sexuality, what does every remotely straight man want? To feel like a man. Who happens to make a guy feel like a man is going to be who, sexually, he prefers the most. For some guys, fat women have been the ones who did that for him. So even if he isn’t a fetishist for the fat, he may still look for women who are passive or hobbled to the point of de facto passivity.

    Fat women talk a lot of trash, but when the lights go out, unless she is very strong (which most women are not, relative to most men), she’s going to have more trouble throwing her weight around than you will.

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  141. Her husband is a fat fetishist. They met on a site for guys who are into fat women, as confirmed in another preview video for the same episode: http://tlc.discovery.com/videos/say-yes-to-the-dress-big-bliss-season-1-videos/ — third one from the top.

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  142. He’s still gay.

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  143. Gayer than guys who chase meth snorting lawyerbitches with manjaws?

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  144. on October 3, 2010 at 2:16 pm anonymouses anonymous

    MDole, it isn’t that gay men want fat women. It is that if you are trapped with a fat woman long enough, you still want to get off but pussies give you Vietnam-ish flashbacks.

    You can tell which guys have had a lot of bad pussy with no good in between. They are the ones with a 1000 yard stare.

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  145. on October 3, 2010 at 2:20 pm Throbbing Gristle

    Nicole, I emphasised that was pure grudgefuck.

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  146. That, by the way, is not a (pardon the term) crack on skinny women. There’s nubile slim, well maintained older slim, and then there’s crack hoe slim. There’s a difference that has been aggressively blurred by the media since Twiggy.

    Men who go after any kind of masculinized women are equally Gay in my book. This isn’t necessarily a bad thing, but when such homosexual mimicking behavior is imposed as a cultural norm or ideal, I have a problem with it because it is maladaptive with a bonus of being anti civilization.

    The fall of Sparta is a a good cautionary tale. Declining birthrates, corruption, and chasing a life of ease will kill a civilization.

    Though I haven’t read anything specifically stating this, I have little doubt that as the decline began, the ideal female Spartan was no longer a spunky, athletic girl who blossomed into a strong, responsible woman, but about as close as a Greek woman could have gotten to being a rich bitch.

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  147. Nicole, you fat pig.

    Stop commenting here. We all have heard your bs about skinny women.

    Now go eat some cake.

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  148. Da Truth, I’m 40 years old. I wasn’t fat when I was young. I became hypothyroid about a year after my daughter was born, and this was exascerbated by the wrong diet. That problem has been solved, and I have lost over 30 kg. so far.

    So frankly, fuck you.

    If I had something against women being skinny, I wouldn’t have been skinny myself when I was younger, and wouldn’t be teaching women how to avoid the problems I had, and wouldn’t be solving my own.

    If you don’t get your head out of your ass, you and whoever you get with are a big, fat, time bomb waiting to go off as soon as your body has enough of the crap you eat. You’ll either get fat or your organs will start to fail, starting with your liver.

    So save your santimonious scaffolding for your overly fragile ego that actually gives a flying fart about the BMI of a forty year old, for the mainstreamed media zombies elsewhere who think they’re escaping the blow up or breakdown because of anything other than dumb luck.

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  149. Obviously plumpness was valued as part of feminine beauty in Western culture for centuries if not thousands of years.

    [Editor: Wrong.

    http://roissy.wordpress.com/2009/09/16/the-myth-of-the-medieval-bbw/%5D

    It takes only a passing familiarity with art and literature to know that. (And only a passing familiarity with *young* women to know why it would be so — from 16 to 22 or so curves look sensational on a woman…no sag, no droop, no cellulite…anyone who doesn’t know that a woman can look better at 135 pounds than 110 has never fucked a college girl). But this whale is several light-years beyond “plump”.

    [So what you’re saying is, you’re a fatty fucker.]

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  150. Morsellaux

    Are you saying there are no shorter, slim wenches that wouldn’t mind his lack of expression of HGH?

    Knew a guy that was 5’5″ and he was a poon master. His groupies consisted of women of all heights, from shortiss to giraffes. No whales, though. He was very picky and 7′s were almost off his radar.

    –I doubt that guy in the vid is even 5’5″. Not saying a short guy cant do it, but it takes a much higher level of game.

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  151. I think its illegal to marry a rhino and calling it your wife.

    I mean seriously this fat bitch is getting hitched and I just don’t see any redeeming qualities for a wife at all!

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  152. on October 3, 2010 at 4:21 pm Throbbing Gristle

    Dude (that guy) I’m fucking short. About 5’5″. I would choose a lifetime of celibacy, wanking included, over holing that once.

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  153. Fat girls have higher testosterone? Might explain why they seem so bitchy. I always thought their bitchiness was a self defense mechanism, but maybe it’s deeper. And really, her obesity isn’t the same as a 60 year old married woman slowly getting older and fatter, as both the husband and her just give up.

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  154. That ain’t me. It’s Donal Logue from “Terriers.” I’m told I look kind of like him. I’m sort of a ginger.

    That woman is a land-whale. Ugh.

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  155. She was arrested for drugs shortly after the filming of that episode – the cops looked up her skirt and found fifty pounds of crack …

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  156. I actually find big girls attractive (even prefer them), but that personality is just… blech.

    He can have her.

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  157. What does the editor have to say about this?

    http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/dm89e/my_gf_walked_in_on_me_making_a_withdrawal_from/

    “My GF walked in on me making a withdrawal from the spankbank”

    Is that some Omega shit right there? Or maybe his girlfriend is a porker?

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  158. reddit is some omega shit. i hate reddit.

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  159. Makoto

    I actually find big girls attractive (even prefer them)

    Can we call you Cpt. Ahab, from now on, then?

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  160. 1/3 men get prostate cancer and the fucking NFL is wearing pink crap and selling pink NFL crap for breast cancer awareness–bad enough i have to watch mcnabb cream us

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  161. Morsellaux, I don’t know if the name of a captain chasing a whale he *couldn’t* get is appropriate.

    Phileas Fogg springs to mind as a better candidate.

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  162. @dana
    1/3 men get prostate cancer and the fucking NFL is wearing pink crap and selling pink NFL crap for breast cancer awareness–bad enough i have to watch mcnabb cream us

    I saw that too. Actually I just did a post on it. I guess it was a good thing, because it got me to turn off the TV and go change the oil on my truck. It really is crazy though. Everything has to be pink.

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  163. Two good things about fat women:

    Heat in the winter.

    Shade in the summer.

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  164. Nicole, a good point, though the whale’s name is Maybe Dick and IT gets him at the end, how about Phileas Fagg, then?

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  165. is this alpha or beta?

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  166. Beta. He gives her way too many compliments, as if he’s desperate. All he really needed to do was say “Sorry to here that.” Don’t swing for the fences when you damn well know you’re not even at bat yet.

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  167. A lot of men with whale-sized wives or girlfriends have a simpler tale than fat fancying or other sexual issues: Their women weren’t so fat in the beginning but ballooned once they were settled down. I’ve seen nymphs turned into Trolls that way.

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  168. That’s more common than a fatty fetish. Usually, guys either are beta and “see the beautiful woman inside” or their beta and they won’t get their girl to lose the weight. It’s really not that hard to motivate women to look good, but the ball-less betas wont go near that subject.

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  169. Morsellaux, it could work if the goal is full on shaming rather than ribbing. I suppose I’m just squeaming about calling a dude Gay for liking fat chicks because I am still a fat chick at the moment.

    …though a significant proportion of my prospective partners have been bi or admitted recievers of objects larger than a finger or two. By significant proportion, I mean about half. They come in two flavors really: half Gay and Super Duper Dom Dom Dee- Dom Dom-a-diddly Dominant of Gosh Dang DOOM.

    Lately, I’ve been attracting exclusively the latter. I suppose that’s a good sign, though not as good as I’d like because I’m very aggressive in the dark. If their objective is to get someone hobbled, they’ll find me disappointingly lively.

    A big, tall, broadcasting “I am the scary bastard son of a scary bastard” dude rolled up next to me on his motorcycle last night. That was new.

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  170. Cap, that will happen often with guys who mistake “crack skinny” for nubile skinny.

    If she had to diet or take drugs to stay slim before the wedding, she’ll have to continue to do it after. So it pays to educate your girlfriend about natural, non starving lifestyle maintenance, so you don’t have that problem.

    This is basically what happened to me. If I’d known then what I know now, it never would have happened.

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  171. Hope she doesn’t let herself go after she gets married.

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  172. on October 3, 2010 at 9:00 pm Gunslingergregi

    ”””’Cap’n Bob
    A lot of men with whale-sized wives or girlfriends have a simpler tale than fat fancying or other sexual issues: Their women weren’t so fat in the beginning but ballooned once they were settled down. I’ve seen nymphs turned into Trolls that way.

    ”””

    It can sneak up on you to and you don’t even realize consciously she got fat until it is too late almost.

    Although when you do the third person watching from outside in you notice everything.

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  173. On a second watch, I noticed the face tattoo. No chick should ever get a face tattoo unless its a memorial on her arm and its of a fellow Hispanic gang member.

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  174. Jesus fucking christ, all it takes is a dick to make this whole thing possible.

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  175. Fat American girls are the worst. They compensate for their nastiness by talking endless shit and being as disagreeable as possible.

    Their rationalization hamsters are always running at full speed but it doesn’t take much to jar them because so much a woman’s psyche revolves around how her peers and other men perceive her. As soon as you point out that they are lower on the pole then other women, then they will burst into tears rather quickly. It’s kinda funny.

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  176. on October 3, 2010 at 10:51 pm Gunslingergregi

    I got to stick for fat chicks and attitude.

    Whenever I was in need of a blowjob at any point.

    There was always a fat chick there to give me one.

    They do serve a purpose.

    They are not worthless.

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  177. on October 3, 2010 at 10:56 pm Gunslingergregi

    ”””Overthrowing Myself
    Geometry of Thanatology
    The most fundamental premise of the original, modern,
    liberal theory of human nature was belief that human beings
    seek to preserve their own individual lives. Even today, it is
    still proposed that the fear of death, and the end of selfpreservation,
    is not only natural, but a human universal.
    Imagine that this is so. If there is a universal human nature,
    does this imply that there are universal human prejudices? If
    there is a universal human nature, does this also imply we
    are universally biased against certain “truths”? It would
    mean that what we have in common is, among other things,
    a universal prejudice; all humans are united by a common
    conspiracy to preserve each one of our own individual lives.
    This is really only a racist generalization; a generalization
    about the human race not unlike less generalized forms of
    racism. Yet how can one even attempt to address the theory
    of the fear of death objectively and rationally when in the
    grip of the fear of death? In particular, how can one gain
    perspective to criticize a theory of liberal democracy built
    upon the fear of death or individual self-preservation, when
    one is subjectively invested in the assumption of one’s
    individual right to live — and mastered by its limitations.
    How can one expect to comprehend liberalism while
    obediently playing by liberalism’s conventions and rules?
    One cannot fully criticize liberalism while existing within
    the limits of this liberal horizon. The entire liberal argument
    begins with the postulate of individual self-preservation.
    Only on this basis do liberals impose their own selfpostulate
    upon others.
    MITCHELL HEISMAN
    1838
    These moral mechanisms will not work on me and do not
    apply to me. To be prepared to risk one’s life is to unhinge
    the fossilized reasoning at the foundation of the liberal
    argument and unchain the social controls built into that
    narrow liberal horizon. Because fear of violent death is the
    political premise underlying modernity, only by overcoming
    this fear can one gain perspective over modernity. This is not
    a matter of “conviction”, but rather, a matter I propose to
    demonstrate experimentally by empirically refuting the
    foundational premise of “modern” political philosophy.””””

    Dude who blew his brains out at harvard understands this shit he he he

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  178. on October 3, 2010 at 11:01 pm Gunslingergregi

    ””” Because fear of violent death is the
    political premise underlying modernity, only by overcoming
    this fear can one gain perspective over modernity.”””

    Once you move beyond fear of death it is life changing for sure.

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  179. Who’s the unlucky guy? Looks like it might be a reenactment of epoxy and lilgrl’s wedding preparations.

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  180. on October 3, 2010 at 11:50 pm almost 40 year old virgin

    As one of the aforementioned “omega celibate dropouts” I vehemently must disagree!

    A bullet in the head is preferable to that hot air blowing landwhale.

    Though in a way she´s a bit akin to our eloquent Roissy, she just approaches it from her lower end of the Darwinian scale.

    She indulges in her base instincts(face stuffing, loud mouthing, etc) and is rewarded for it with the ultimate female goal of marriage to a doting ATM machine.

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  181. Nicole
    So now you tell us that you are “very aggressive in the dark.”
    My mind is trying hard to protect itself right now. It is in danger of being grounded out by immaging scenes that no male brain is equipped by God or evolution, or whatever… to safely cope with.

    So, it is pitch dark and Nicole – Big and Strong and Looking for Love is made even more aggressive by the arrival of darkness and is out looking for love.
    Y
    As a guy, you wanna know what a strong, sexually bezerk woman can put you through???
    Trap you in a unisex piss-room, lean back against the door and say, ” You are not getting out of here until you fuck me.” Unspoken threat – “give me bruises and I might talk to the police.”
    This happened to me once. I deduced that she was too crazy to give her a proper fuck. It would take a while to do it right and I was in a hurry. And giving crazy chicks a good fuck is inherently stupid if you value anything about your life that wants to be longterm.
    So I just put rough hands on her rather nice but pendulous tits and then did a thug-rape version of fingering her.
    She came hard quickly, so my time was not waisted. Her knees went limp and so I could step over her and to the door and freedom.

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  182. Rum, I’m not crazy, just very intense. I also don’t force myself on anyone, and usually don’t really understand that sex is going to happen until it starts happening.

    It’s why lately, sometimes I accidentally overplay, which is dangerous for me because of the Gosh Dang Dominant thing. I never quite got the assuming that all guys want is sex thing because I have mostly male friends who definitely have no interest in shagging me. So in my mind, guys are just being kind until their pants are down.

    I have to work on that.

    …and when the relationship is over, I don’t ask why. I just walk away.

    The bit of me that is crazy happens after that. For some reason, I can’t backtrack. Even if the person says and shows they’ve changed or whatever, I cannot muster the feeling I had for them before. It’s like a switch has gone off, and no matter what they do, I feel numb.

    I think it’s crazy because one would think one would love to reconcile with a lost lover. Consciously, I’ve wanted to really badly, but I could not.

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  183. George Clooney, beta male.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1317196/Elisabetta-Canalis-sinks-George-Clooneys-hobby-ultimatum.html

    MDole:

    “Any time that you see a relatively decent dude with a fat chick, count on it: Gay.”

    Pierce Brosnan?

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  184. Her chin is wider than his. That’s not good.

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  185. on October 4, 2010 at 6:42 am Timothy Webster

    @Nicole

    Interesting about the on/off switch re: former lovers. Torah specifically forbids returning to former lover once one has had new lover. It is like it is in your psyche somehow.

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  186. on October 4, 2010 at 6:49 am Timothy Webster

    @Nicole

    I’ve read the literature on Sparta, and yep, toward the end, they were acting like spoiled, entitled rich bitches.

    For some reasons, (memory of past glory?) they were sought out for centuries after as nannies to the young Roman aristocrats.

    I wonder how many rich white bitches want to be nannies for Shakas harem? 🙂

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  187. on October 4, 2010 at 6:56 am Timothy Webster

    @Nicole

    Why is it that the slim subs go for the guys over 50? I also noticed that most subs seem to be chubs. House of Gord is pure fantasy; he pays those girls to do their thing.

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  188. Timothy, I’m not Jewish, but something about getting back with someone who has abandoned or failed me in the past just doesn’t compute. Even if I want to, I just can’t emotionally get to where it was.

    I think it’s because the trust is gone. If they’ve hurt me once, I understand that they are willing to hurt me, and might do it again. There’s probably also the suspicion that the reason they’re back is because they’ve settled for me after not getting whatever it is they really wanted.

    I don’t want a guy who doesn’t know what he has until it’s gone. I want someone who knows what they have when they have it…not that I’m such a prize. Just that if I’m so horrible someone would feel okay breaking my heart, they should have the dignity to not go digging through their trash.

    Maybe the loss of dignity is what breaks off the handle of the switch. I like a man to have some pride…some fight in him. A guy who floats away when the wind blows already has one strike against him. Floating back when the wind blows the other way counts as two. It’s only a matter of time before he’ll blow the other way again.

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  189. This post exactly fits what I wanted to say about a 2007 American film I saw this weekend called “Why Did I Get Married” which is one of those almost all black cast deals and very much like “Waiting to Exhale” in its mentally sick pro-feminist ideology and complete disregard for the idea that men, especially black men, should have a choice about whom they are sexually attracted to.

    Why do African American males allow these films? Obsidian? Can you answer that if you’re reading this?

    It features 5 African American couples heading to a retreat together in Colorado and one of the wives has become like the woman in the above video. All of the wives, especially Janet Jackson, have hit the wall while all the male actors are not only in their prime but are better looking than most white actors:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Why_Did_I_Get_Married%3F

    There is no way the feminist producers didn’t notice how the male actors were likely romancing an entirely different kind of women even during filming.

    The heavy woman is told at the beginning of the film that she cannot stay on a flight because she occupies more than her own seat. The producers wanted to us to perceive her as some kind of victim for that. The white businessman who complained that he couldn’t even begin to sit down in his own seat…was seen as evil whitey.

    She rents a car and finally arrives at the retreat with the help of a local black sheriff. Her husband is not interested in making love and she feels victimized. He says “Just lose 75 pounds and maybe everything will be alright”.

    This scene is seen as *seriously* victimizing her.

    Anyway, there is another wife who is almost as bad: a shrew who hit the wall a long time ago. Any real man would divorce this type in seconds, not minutes. Its hard enough to listen to her without ear plugs but she gets especially intolerable at a dinner party when she publicly outs the heavy woman’s hubby for infidelity, saying to his “this topic is none of your business” – “Damn right its my business.

    The heavy woman then commits what in real life would be murder. She clubs her hubby over the back of the head with a full Champagne bottle.

    The shrew says “I hope he’s dead”.

    Remember, this is supposed to be a retreat for friends.

    The black sheriff remains the friend (and tacitly takes the side) of the dress challenged woman (the real victim of her husband’s infidelity – with the wife of another friend who is present and apparently forgives her by the end of the film).

    Even worse: there is a long part of the film where the heavy woman, having left her hubby, gets a job in Colorado and the black sheriff and her fall in love. I’ve never seen a more unrealistic movie sequence in my life.

    At the end of the film she shows up at another reunion with the dapper sheriff as her new husband. She’s lost a good 25 pounds off her 300 pound frame and everyone’s saying “Looking Good!”

    Everyone else has happily reconciled any differences and all is well with the world…

    Except the bad ex-husband (played by a great looking actor who could bed any 19 year old white girl) is seen as desperately regretting the loss of the heavy wife as the film ends.

    I didn’t think they could make a film that ignored reality more than Waiting to Exhale.

    Except I just learned they made a sequel called “Why Did I Get Married Too” and the black community apparently feels this “franchise” is a big deal:

    http://thebeautifulstruggler.com/2010/04/why-did-i-get-access-to-make-all-these-movies.html

    In a Google search, I can’t find any black guys panning the film’s lack of realism. Obsidian, WTF are your cohorts thinking?

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  190. Jerry,

    Hilarious. My wife rented that terrible movie. I got in trouble by taking the side of the dude who hated his fat disgusting wife. Why shouldn’t a guy who takes care of himself sleep with a woman who does the same? That just seems right to me.

    That movie is for pathetic fat chicks. I don’t think black men went to see it in any numbers.

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  191. Jerry,

    blacks have manginas,pussy beggers and omegas as well. That’s the black men who support gay ass Tyler Perry. His fan base is 90% women 8% gay men 2% betas/omegas/manginas.

    Most guys who go to those movies are either trying to get laid, or stuck going with the wife. As a single man I can honestly say I’ve never watched a Tyler Perry film, why the hell would I?

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  192. Jerry, it’s a movie, and unlike most White people, most Black people understand that they’re more caricatures than characters.

    However, it is propaganda, and does affect young, impressionable girls. I didn’t let my daughter watch such things.

    About the fat thing though, the unspoken part of that is likely that if she was White, her fat would be meaningless to him. In real life, this is usually true.

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  193. That would still leave a huge number of black men fuming (about the husband getting clubbed on the back of the head with a full bottle of champagne) or laughing about this film online.

    Why can’t I find evidence of at least one black dude doing that?

    Where is the Obsidian post discussing this in the Google search results?

    I Googled the film’s name and words like feminism and anti-male and found nothing.

    No black male Alpha has called Tyler Perry’s bluff.

    A gay black man creates a huge film franchise about marriage in the black community and not ONE black male Alpha can be found even anonymously calling the film’s bluff via the search engines.

    Now one can say that, like the Chateau, Obsidian and other black male bloggers just has a rotten sense of keyword optimization in his post titles (if I were the Chateau I would use hot topic keywords in at least one post per week).

    Its also true that most blog comments are “No Follow” for Google (many short-sighted bloggers don’t want what their commenters say to be found in long tail searches).

    But I honestly don’t believe that the black male community is as serious about stopping feminism as many in the white male community are.

    Meanwhile, they do vote Democrat without question while the Democratic Party is totally controlled by the NOW.

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  194. [So what you’re saying is, you’re a fatty fucker.]

    Like I said, anyone who doesn’t know a woman can feel better at 135 than 110 has never fucked a college girl.

    [Editor: Depends on the frame size of the college girl. Ideal BMI for girls at any age is 17 -22. Once the BMI starts pushing up above 23, she slowly loses attractiveness points. After BMI 25, the rate of loss in her looks becomes exponential.]

    Actually, it can extend past that age, until girl fat starts sliding and drooping in their mid-late 20s. Although guys who didn’t get it together with women until middle age might not be aware of that.

    [Youth can insulate a young woman (under 21) from the more deleterious effects of chubbiness to a point. But she would still look better if she maintained a desirable weight in the 17-22 BMI range. The mitigating factor, as those of us who routinely date and fuck slender young women know, is not the lack of droop of the younger woman, but the water retention inherent in youthful skin that gives it its delightfully smooth sponginess.]

    So, MQ, once more… just how fat do ya like em? No shame in being a fatty fucker. This is a nonjudgmental room.]

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  195. Jerry, you’re boss. I’ve been waiting for someone to take down Perry since 2007.

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  196. Jerry, maybe it’s because the men’s rights movement is full of very hostile racists.

    It’s one of the reasons Obsidian seldom posts here anymore. I only do because I’m willing to give as good as I get. It does become tedious though.

    Besides, Obsidian is Muslim. He’s posted quite a bit already on female entitlement, especially Black female entitlement. He doesn’t need to jump all over Tyler Perry specifically since he’s covered the topic many times.

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  197. Whitey

    Hey Vodka chick. I want to work you over and just treat you filthy in the bedroom. I’m 6’2, 195 lbs, 22 year old, athlete. I like sports, traveling, whiskey, gambling and you, what else you need to know? You can either meet me in Vegas at the Bellagio on the 16th or come to Austin, let me know.

    dude
    quit stealing
    my pickup lines

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  198. Ah yes, the race/victimhood card. You yanks can’t fawking stop talking about race can you? Tards.

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  199. I mean really, why is a negress even posting on here?

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  200. Roissy, care to comment on this:

    “Young Women’s Pay Exceeds Male Peers’ ”

    http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704421104575463790770831192.html

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  201. doug, got something that will make you 🙂

    http://www.nytimes.com/2010/10/05/world/europe/05welfare.html?_r=1&hp

    race race race stop being a bunch of winny betas. go out & practice game

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  202. @ Jerry
    ‘But I honestly don’t believe that the black male community is as serious about stopping feminism as many in the white male community are.’

    Because feminism is a big shit and “niggas” just plough through that shit with direct game. Roosh did a funny ass assesment of it.
    http://www.rooshv.com/black-guys-game

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  203. Lord Byron, this cannot be true. I refuse to believe. George Clooney is the only A-list voice of sanity for men.

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  204. The Truth, say what?

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  205. The propaganda attack of unreal “brides” keeps coming…this time from the Indian community in the about to be released film “Its a Wonderful Afterlife”.

    http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/its_a_wonderful_afterlife/trailers/11119827

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  206. Hell no

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  207. It’s unfair to insult the beatiful animals whales are comparing them to that disgusting (human?) being!

    The groom was clearly uncomfortable, I’d bet the girl is rich or he have a fat fetish. Otherwise it’s a ununderstandable situation.

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  208. First time post because I had to…. Oh my GOD! I could not finish it! Their is nothing in the world to help that woman! I mean some FAT women can dress nice and can look ok but that blubber beast above hell NO. Plus who looks at her and goes YA I am going to marry that!

    Yech

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  209. Is it just me? Or does the idea of men have sex with a girl like this EXACTLY like feeding the bears?

    Feeding the bears is BAD FOR THE BEARS.

    It allows her to continue her battalion death march minlessley toward a high blood pressure, cholesterol and a heart attack, without any social pressure to lose 50% of her bodyweight (what is she 75% bodyfat?)

    By dumping your cock in a Cetacean such as this you are only feeding the beast ego that has turned her body into one to match.

    Betas world over, for the sake of the future of all mankind, if you cannot get laid by a hot chick, then at least don’t fuck the fat ones, or even consort with them.

    Stay home an jack off. Its better for your dignity. There is only one place I will even be cordial with fat women – the gym, sweating their ass off, since at least they are at the place where they should be. Never dicourage fatties from working out. This is the only time its ok not to be cruel to them.

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