That Alpha Male Poker Face

One characteristic of alpha males that beta males should try to emulate is the poker face. Alphas don’t often wear their hearts on their sleeves… or on their faces. And this is especially true when the alpha male is in a room occupied by both his wife and his mistress.

Via a SnarkJW central casting website which shall not be linked, old photos have emerged of the first time monica lewinsky — the 21-year-old orifice plaything of then-president Bill Clinton — met hillary clinton in person.

monica meets hillary:

monica meets Bill:

the contrast in monica’s face between the two meetings:

monica’s reaction is hardly surprising. She was truly, deeply in love with Bill Clinton, super alpha male esq., and it shows on her face in that photo. She, like most mistresses, does not give a flying fuck or feel a scintilla of shame that her lover’s wife is a few steps away. In fact, judging by the lockdown procedure her face contorted itself into when directly meeting the First Other Woman, it’s a good bet she was feeling, yes, uncomfortable, but also mischievous, as if she was thinking, “Heh, I got one over on you Hillary. He loves me and we are going to be together forever once he leaves you after his fifteen terms are up.”

The SnarkJW readers, as is the wont of the preserve of manlets and cunts, prefer to focus on Bill’s supposedly apparent facial change when monica approaches him for a mingle and tingle. But to my eyes it looks like Bill’s face hardly changes at all. He looks the same shaking that old dude’s hand as he does shaking monica’s certainly sweaty palm. Even Bill’s body language is the same, ramrod straight and not leaning into monica, (Don’t Lean In, the new book by Chateau Slamclam), betraying no obvious attraction for her.

Bill Clinton has alpha male poker face. Whatever the circumstance, he’s been there before. Dat face is like chicknip to women, opaque, mysterious, aloof, emotionally unavailable, yet flickering with caddish charm, and it drives women crazy with love. The alpha male knows discretion… in the bedroom, in his office, on his face. In public, and particularly in view of his wife, the alpha husband doesn’t cave to the immediate ecstasies of youthfully invigorated love and hop with unbridled, and stupidly conspicuous, joy like the beta male would do. No, the alpha male keeps his cards close to his vest, and plays the final table round like he plays all the preliminary rounds: he makes you guess what he’s holding.





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  1. CH, you got some splainin’ to do, giving away my secrets like da pokeher face.

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  2. It always stumps me that an Alpha could have so few children.

    He may be an Alpha but his entire genetic legacy is that fuck ugly daughter of his. Shame.

    [CH: prophylactics (and cigars). in a pre-contraception state of nature, bill clinton would’ve had a small army of kids.]

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    • There are allegations that Bill Clinton is infertile due to a childhood illness and that Chelsea is not his, but Webster Hubble’s.

      Another related speculation is that Bill Clinton is JFK’s son. Look at their young face shots. That would have made that mow-famous meeting in 1963 more meaningful that it appears.

      [CH: it would also harmoniously explain bill’s preternatural charm. (and skirt chasing)]

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      • There was a bad episode of Law & Order (the final few seasons) where the plot turns on a toilet-seat salesman’s obsession/pride with the belief that he was the illegitimate son of JFK. It was so poorly done, I was cracking up, but my parents, who normally see through such silliness, were captivated by it and got mad at me for making fun of it.

        JFK’s impact on the psyche of the Silent and Boomers is so freakin’ weird. I get that, as the first Irish-Catholic president, he was going to get a lot of ethnic/religious veneration, and the death in Dallas gives the rest of his presidency this blank-slate-utopia on which people build their fantasies (fantasies that Stephen King smartly destroyed in his alternate history on the subject) ….

        but really, the lack of critical thinking that Silents and Boomers do when it comes to Kennedy is unreal. It vastly outstrips the Obama veneration, which is nice, but it kept Ted Kennedy in the Senate for decades where he helped ruin the country, instead of rotting in a jail cell for murder and treason— where he belonged.

        JFK rape!

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      • I’ve heard he is Winthrop Rockefeller’s son.

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      • I heard Chelsea’s real father was Janet Reno!

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      • on October 9, 2015 at 2:14 pm mendozatorres

        Strom Thurmond is Chelsea’s dad.

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      • Well, bammy is ostensibly gay (has always set my gaydar off, and mine is pretty good) and his kids ain’t his either lol. The kids are a prop so the proles identify.

        I went to a law school highly enough rated that it had some connected people in it. They said that Hitlery was not using his last name for some time in AR until she needed to be “his wife.” Nothing with this couple or the present el presidente is anything other than a contrived backstory

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      • Also his small dick.

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    • He is supposedly sterile from childhood mumps with Chelsea being Webster Hubbell’s.

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      • Bullshit. Chelsea is Janet Reno’s.

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      • I think Bill is sterile, too, and Chelsea probably has a different bio father. Why? Because Bill Clinton has probably had sloppy sex with hundreds, if not thousands, of besotted young women. Governor sperm and Presidential sperm are more precious than eggs. Despite birth control and abortion, you would think he would have at least a handful of illegitimate kids from fucking opportunistic, ovulating women over the decades.

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      • Damn… she does look more like this webster hubbell dude than Bill.

        Long ago, hopeless gamma Bill Simmons created the idea called “the Tyson Zone”, named after Mike Tyson, the theory being that you could make up anything about certain celebs and people will believe it, because so many of the crazy stories turn out to be true (Charlie Sheen and Tiger are other decent examples). Bill Clinton has been in the Tyson Zone for decades.

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      • on October 9, 2015 at 7:53 pm Captain Obvious

        If you read the Kenneth Starr transcripts, Slick was smart enough not to dip it in the b!rth canal. In fact, there was one point where Monica was BEGGING for him to stimulate her, so that she could cum as well, but Slick flat out refused. When Christopher Hitchens was still alive, he got FURIOUS at Slick for not giving Monica The Big O. [Hitchens bragged that he took care of all of his women – in fact, he was proud that none of his women worked.]

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      • All these chics Clinton banged, are there any hot ones? Pics? Certainly some of these chics would want the world to know, no matter how long ago. JFK at least married a cute, feminine chic and we have all been told that JFK,Joe Jr, and Robert were hounds. Laura Bush was probably cute and I’d bang both of her daughters. Where is the evidence of hot Clinton conquest. I understand Blewinski was significantly younger, but it didn’t make up for her average, and jew-ey, looks. From what I can tell, I banged more, and hotter, and younger chics than Clinton did.

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    • I’m more surprised by the fact that he actually could get an erection for that hatchet faced hag of a wife.

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    • If the spawn is Web Hubbell’s, no boner ever needed to happen.

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    • It’s supposedly an open secret that the dog Chelsea is Web Hubbell’s whelp.

      Bill’s probably sterile since his teens from gonorrhea.

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  3. “The alpha male knows discretion… in the bedroom, in his office…”

    I don’t know that Bill Clinton and discretion belong in the same sentence. Were he truly discrete, he would have pulled off his little caper without being exposed before the entire nation, yesno?

    [CH: he was betrayed by tripp, i believe. anyhow, yes, it seems bill wasn’t discrete enough to stop his fall from grace. alpha males are more discrete than beta males, but that doesn’t mean alphas never slip up.]

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    • Yeah, Tripp saw $$$$ after Monica “confided” in her, so she went to Lucianne Goldberg a literary agent (Jonah’s mom) and proceeded to record her conversations with Monica. And then Tripp handed over the tapes to Ken Starr, who caught Clinton in a lie, and the rest is useless history.

      I think Clinton was as discrete as a president could be, given the intolerance of a husband’s dalliance in the current culture. The problem, of course, is that you can never be sure of the discretion of the OTHER woman. She WILL tell someone –she HAS too. You had better hope she tells someone who will be discrete and mind here own business.

      Since he’s left the White House, Bill has almost certainly banged a bevy of ladies, but what have we really heard about this? It’s all been under the radar.

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  4. Reminds me of Putin. Always stone faced.

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  5. @CH wouldnt you say she is like a solid 6? hilary isnt easy on the eyes either.

    [CH: sheer youth can buy a girl a lotta SMV points to an older alpha.]

    If he wasnt the President then you probably wouldnt see him as an alpha male based on the women he bedded; so shouldnt the fact that he was President mean his standards should have been much higher?

    [i think bill was in his 40s when that photo was shot. any man at that age who gets not just sex but devoted love from a 21 year old woman is an alpha, unless the woman is grossly fat (monica was just chubby) or unusually ugly (monica was a decent looker w nice bj lips).]

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    • Bill never had the guts to go after uber-hot ladies, which was a tell that he wasn’t quite the uber-alpha we needed (hence why Bin Laden escaped him, and hence his grovelling to feminist groups). He took the 2nd-tier groupies.

      You can tell because when he raped Juanita Broderick—a real, true, force yourself on her rape—-she not only fought him off, she accused him of it. An alpha who oversteps his bounds will be forgiven by women merely flattered by the attention, but a less-than-alpha will be fought off and attacked for it.

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      • In his defense, he did have Elizabeth Hurley on fuckbuddy speed dial, which she herself confessed to recently.

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      • He dated Liz Hurley.

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      • But the question is, could he pull women as hot as Elizabeth Hurley before he was a politician?

        My guess is no.

        [CH: naturally the presidency confers immense contextual alpha, but i’m not so sure bill couldn’t pull a hurley before he became uber famous and powerful. he has a lot of charm that in the hands of ordinary men would turn them into lotharios.]

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      • Quite frankly, I don’t think he could have pulled even a Monica before he entered politics. Positional alpha who grew into the personal alpha role.

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      • I’m second to none in despising that globalist running dog Bill Clinton but I give credence to those who consume a powerful force of charisma they feel when meeting him in person.

        What held him back was, I surmise, was not lack of Alpha but a kind of sloppy laziness. If he weren’t in politics, he’d have been content to squander his gifts on (read: bang) low-fanging-fruit chubby white trash Arkansas MILFs.

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      • … I give credence to those who CONFIRM a powerful force of charisma…”

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      • @CH

        blowjob + semen stain on her dress = spit not swallow. Doesnt devoted love normally entail the opposite? how hard (bleh) is it for a PRESIDENT to tell her to swallow

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      • @tombreck:

        Some women have been known not to swallow sperm in a desperate attempt to self-inseminate in the bathroom later.

        Yes, even higher-IQ women who know all about how babies are made–included NY-feminist-eskimos-“we need sex education in schools NOW”-30 year olds—will cave to their base instincts to breed and consider doing it, even though its a laughable idiocy.

        Monica may have had something like that in mind, as many crazed mistresses have thought: “If I get pregnant, he’ll have to leave her and marry me! It’ll be all over the news! I’ll be a national hero, giving birth to a president’s child! I’ll just use a Q-tip later to stuff it up there, it’ll have to make me preggos, his sperm is so powerful and I was meant to mother his children!”

        In the female mind, logic is no match for solipsistic delusion.

        Intern delusional rape!

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    • It makes sense to assume she wasn’t his best. a bit unfortunate for him that she became the most public. there’s definitely more than a couple stunners in his dossier.

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    • @CH honestly now; she was a fat, man-jawed intern. There is no way that she was his best option (if he had game) – if he was a loyal reader then he woulda been with women half her weight.

      [CH: she wasn’t nearly as fat as the shoggoths that shamble around nowadays. and like i said, she was 21 years old. to an older man like bill that must have felt like an irresistible blast of fresh fertile pussy.]

      JFK is owns the deed to CH doesnt he? Cheating on JaCkie O (not bad) with Marilyn Monroe and many other others

      [yes, there have been more iconic cads than bill. but in bill’s case, i think he limited himself. he could easily have banged models on the regular if hillary didn’t have him on a leash.]

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  6. on October 9, 2015 at 12:53 pm Mitch Cumstein

    Robert Mitchum had a poker face and is overdue for an analysis on here. Alpha as fuck. At 5:32, Dick Cavett asks what the secret to a 30 year marriage is. “Deviousness, I should think.” Audience applauds. He goes on to discuss his affairs, too. With his wife in the audience.

    [CH: the wives of super alpha males know their good fortune and consequently permit their husbands a fair amount of male sexual prerogative. it’s the price of doing business with a big player.]

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    • on October 9, 2015 at 1:11 pm mendozatorres

      CH, that being said, isn’t she more worried of the hubby falling in love with one of his playmates? As in, she’s good with him thrusting and porking, but by golly, he better not fall for them.

      Tangentially: reminds of Lost in Translation. Bill and Scarlett were having a good time and she fell in love with him. When he sleeps with the older woman later on, she feels betrayed, despite him being a stranger.

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      • bill murray’s great in that, the calls with the wife back home talking about carpet or tile or whatever…

        and i know a guy (white) who works in thailand who has that exact, literal setup. yeah he can go to the massage parlors and bars, but he better not fall in love or bring anyone in their home. the wife is truly hot, and the guy looks like a dweeb but has a wonderful family and life

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      • on October 9, 2015 at 7:51 pm Buddhist Mestizo

        You sure it isn’t all a bit more like that line from 21 Jump Street, where the black chick drops that “finger poppin'” line, chiding them for not paying attention to what’s been going on all around them and being more diligent in their work?

        Speaking of black chicks, I sure do love me some “yella bones,” and especially that deep, dark chocolate… all things being relatively relative, nothing compares.

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      • Falling in love or providing resources is unforgivable… As is fucking a lower than in her prime girl.

        All of these things have in common – disrespects her.

        As long as she can hold the title she can rationalize away the rest.

        This is the zone I am sliding into.

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    • on October 9, 2015 at 1:20 pm Carlos Danger

      Robert Mitchum is my favorite old time actor. He was bad to the bone and way ahead of his time. No actor in Hollywood at all with his presence or stature.

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    • It’s terrible quality, but Family Guy is spot on with this bit about Robert Mitchum.

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  7. Important Heartiste sidenote, as Heartiste is implicitly pointing out in this post: a poker fact does not, necessarily, mean “stone face.”

    It means that, in a particular situation, regardless of the circumstances, your facial expression does not change. So if you start getting a blow job from Lexi Belle or if Obama suddenly enacts his plan to force his own 3rd term onto the people, your look never wavers.

    I, for too long, thought poker face=stone face, and lost many a literal and figurative poker game trying to show no emotion. Then I saw 2 things: Dan Harrington’s books on poker play, and an interview with Daniel Negraneu.

    Harrington advised that, instead of trying to wipe all emotion from your face, instead develop a system of about 10-20 tiny physical tics that you do each time your opponents are looking at you: check your watch, scratch your ear, tap your feet, click your tongue, etc. He said it was far easier to start one of your routines rather than try to not move or express emotion at all.

    Negraneu was interviewed and said: “Look at me, I don’t have a poker face.” Which wasn’t exactly true, but Negraneu is always smiling, giggling, laughing at the tables, in a non-insulting way.

    Both impressed upon me that the poker face you need is the one that gives the least information to others—not the one that supposedly looks like the Undertaker cutting a promo.

    I’ve become a much more smiley, jokey poker player at the tables, which in turn 1) unnerves guys who want to be stone faced; and 2) hides my tells a lot more, since i’m just relaxed and being ol’ whorefinder.

    Whatever works rape!

    [CH: that’s right. poker face doesn’t necessarily = stone face. bill is smiling the same with greenspan as with monica. negreanu is goofy and laughs a lot at the tables, but that is his schtick and it never changes no matter what he’s holding. pocket rockets rape!]

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    • yeah, Harrington is good read. Two, I’ve found being like Phil Laake is best, just be a collection of ticks and non sequitors. Also, he’s banging Jen Tilly, which seems like fun.

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  8. lol love the capitalization

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  9. Looking at Bill’s face, for a few seconds I just thought it was the same photograph, with Monica photoshopped in.

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  10. on October 9, 2015 at 1:14 pm Relampago_2013

    I get it that Bill has alpha qualities, but Lord Almighty I’m a lowly corporate drone and I pull better tail than the nasty chicks Bill fucked around with. Who was that other chick he was supposedly involved with? Paula Jones I believe it was. She was a dog, too.

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    • exactly. dude went for low-hanging fruit, but still felt he had to work for it. See also: his weird quasi-affair-relationship with banana-nosed old eskimo-queen diva Barbara Streisand.

      Clinton didn’t just hit whatever was close; he invested time in talking to these women, making them feel special. Compare that to JFK, who would almost literally grab whatever college intern was there and throw her on her back, perhaps with a one-sentence warning. One story has JFK ordering this young college girl to blow Kennedy’s aide right in front of him. And then, every 6 months, he’d ship them back to college and never contact them again.

      In other words, Clinton didn’t feel alpha enough to go after hot chicks or just caveman the uglier ones; Shows to me a lot more insecurity than an uber-alpha should have. Clinton was alpha, but really, he was no Putin or JFK; more of an upper beta faking it very, very well. (he was a band geek, after all)

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      • on October 9, 2015 at 1:30 pm gunslingergregi

        i think that is part of the downfall is that even being uber rich dont get men what they got uber rich for so it is ani climactic so then they get really pissed at the office drone pullling better and not going through some televised bullshit for it

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      • on October 9, 2015 at 8:16 pm Captain Obvious

        whorefinder, none of this can be explained without examining Slick’s home life, his relationship with his mother & his stepfather, and the question of who his biological father really was [the Blythe fellow was still stationed in Italy nine months before Slick was born]. Everyone says that Slick has this bizarre psychological compulsion to feel liked by [or wanted by or friends with?] everyone he meets, and he steadfastly refuses to leave a room until he feels that he has won over even the very most obstinate of the holdouts.

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      • fair, but that bizarreness isn’t an alpha trait. most alphas, , seek to outgroup those individuals they can’t win over: “fuck that loser. she don’t know what she’s missing.”

        . Bill’s “I’m gonna charm everyone to death” attitude is obsequious at heart; he is far too concerned with what people think about him.

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      • on October 9, 2015 at 8:20 pm Captain Obvious

        Whereas Barry Soebarkah Dunham is almost like the photographic negative of Slick – Barry isn’t happy unless he feels CONTEMPT for everyone in the room. And God only knows what Barry thinks of the Kenyan man -vs- Frank Marshall Davis -vs- Lolo Soetoro -vs- Grandpa Dunham, much less what Barry thinks of Stanley Ann Dunham or Madelyn Payne Dunham.

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      • on October 9, 2015 at 8:25 pm Captain Obvious

        > “obsequious at heart” ——— Or else it’s some terrible emotional emptiness going back to childhood, maybe even a fear of abandonment and/or a sense of terror at the thought of solitude [that’s the phobia which distinguishes Borderline Personality Disorder, and BPD is thought to be triggered by the loss of a parent, typically in divorce]. These boys coming out of single mother households tend to grow up to be complete nut jobs [and then the SSRIs turn them into mass murderers].

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      • on October 10, 2015 at 6:25 am Captain Tautological

        > “the Kenyan man -vs- Frank Marshall Davis -vs- Lolo Soetoro -vs- Grandpa Dunham, much less what Barry thinks of Stanley Ann Dunham or Madelyn Payne Dunham” ——— And then there was that bizarre maid/nanny/governor/governess transexual he/she/it thingamabob in the household. Talk about a F*CKED UP CHILDHOOD. And Eskimo Psychiatry elevated that psychiatric basket case to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave? God have mercy us.

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    • You are probably putting more effort into the relationships than Clinton.

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    • Paula Jones is sexy looking. I guarantee she got plenty of male attention over the years.

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  11. It’s discreet note “discrete” dammit

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  12. Spike Milligan is worthy of inclusion in this post. I can’t link any pictures but I’ve just read the biography written by his long time female assistant. There are plenty of pictures of him in character, but they provide stark relief to his impressive “Bayswater Harem” of mistresses plus his frame holding when in the company of the various models etc he was married to.

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  13. The problem with this sort of game analysis is that it’s subject to confirmation bias. We’re already under the impression that Clinton is alpha, so it’s easy to backwards analyze his body language as alpha.

    [CH: or, when you know what behaviors to look for, you begin to notice it more and more in men who are considered conventionally alpha, if not exactly described in those terms.]

    But pretend you didn’t know he was President and that he was banging multiple women. Would we be saying his body language was alpha in these photos?

    [yes.]

    Clinton is smiling; and as it’s been said here and elsewhere, alphas don’t smile.

    [wrong. it’s never been said here that alphas never smile. rather, alphas don’t smile obsequiously, and they tend not to smile much during the early courtship stages. not nearly as much as appeasing betas do at any rate.]

    He also appears to be sweating,

    [that’s just greasy sheen from the lighting. he was a tubby boy, so he probably sweated all the time.]

    and his handshake is a neutral vertical one instead of an over-the-top dominant one.

    [at the time of this photo he was already fucking monica. so there was no need for a dominant handshake. he could afford to be more tender with her. ps dominant handshakes are more appropriately used on other men. you aren’t trying to amog chicks.]

    Not to mention that Clinton’s choice in women is, well, questionable. Lewinsky’s figure is somewhat Dunhamesque.

    [nah dunham looks way worse. if rumors are true clinton was boffing more than one woman during his tenure.]

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    • Alphas smile, but in a self-satisfied manner rather than on cue/demand when social conventions call for it. On the surface it’s a subtle difference but in practice it really isn’t.

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    • on October 9, 2015 at 1:53 pm Buddhist Mestizo

      “President of the United States of America” seems pretty “alpha” to me. It could be my aspergers, but I get the vague sense that context is important in understanding how old Bill is being alpha despite, you know, smiling and perspiring. I mean, I hear Putinsky’s kinda short, though that doesn’t seem to be hindering his alphaness.

      …Bill MFing Clinton… For all of the morally degenerate slut promoting that goes on in American society and throughout the Anglosphere, I’m really suprised that Bill hasn’t already been recognized as being a bit of a pimp. I mean, if we’re going to cheer on carousel riders like contestants in a Japanese game show, we might as well be giving props to Bill for pimpin’ in the White House. Then again, his choices in women (that we know about) do leave something to be desired… and may great Indra smite us all with atomic fire before the US allows his bitter harpy wife to take over the Oval Office. *shudder*

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    • Corey….listen honey. Alphas get to be nice. It becomes a gift only they can give. You are thinking like a Beta.

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      • Note how the tilicum troll once again has nothing to contribute other than throwing around “alpha” and “beta”, words he has learned that he thinks make him sound as if he knows something.

        Note how all his posts are just cut and paste, saying the same over and over again. He doesn’t say anything about what Corey actually writes. You realize pretty soon that his copy-paste posts are simply the result of a low IQ. He simply CAN’T take part in a conversation.

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  14. “She, like most mistresses, does not give a flying fuck or feel a scintilla of shame that her lover’s wife is a few steps away. In fact, judging by the lockdown procedure her face contorted itself into when directly meeting the First Other Woman, it’s a good bet she was feeling, yes, uncomfortable, but also mischievous, as if she was thinking, “Heh, I got one over on you Hillary. He loves me and we are going to be together forever once he leaves you after his fifteen terms are up.”

    There’s a passage in “The Winds of War” where the cheating wife does the same thing – at first she’s nervous about her husband meeting her lover, but then she just basks in the knowledge that both of them want to bang her. Guilt? LOL!

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    • I hooked up with a married woman and the very next day she invited me to her house to have dinner with her and her husband and their two kids. I politely declined.

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      • on October 10, 2015 at 9:47 pm Carlos Danger

        That’s more common than you realize. When women bring around strange men to the house, they are already fucking them, Boys.

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      • First rule of sleeping with a woman who is in a relationship – never ask anything about the guy. Don’t even ask to see a picture. If she wants to say something about the problems in the relationship, let her, offer some sympathetic comments, but don’t encourage the topic.

        Hey, it’s like Machiavelli’s The Prince – you gotta know how the game works, then when you should do it is another matter.

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  15. So how to explain Hillary? Granted she was slightly less vomitous in her youth, but why did old Willy marry her? I’ve always assumed it was aa political marriage. I’ve also always assumed that Monica was just one of many.

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    • on October 9, 2015 at 3:15 pm mendozatorres

      Sailer’s got a nice article about how Hilary’s dad hated Slick Willy. Good read.

      At least I think it was Steve Sailer.

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    • Yes, it was a political marriage.

      I talked to a woman whose company did business with Hillary’s law firm. They had a business lunch at a restaurant, and Hillary and her female assistant took off their shoes and played footsie under the table. They fed each other food. They made it blatantly obvious that it wasn’t just employer and employee, and everyone at the table noticed.

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  16. re: discretion, you need to be sure of your poker face before you dig in to affairs that require it. it’s not a smiled-upon pursuit, but you better be able to shake hands and drink with the husbands of the wives you’re laying or you’ll be found out

    i’ve had shots with the husband within 15 minutes after spending 2 hours alone with the wife

    and then success breeds success. women love intrigue, women talk, and women like danger without consequences. a wonderful loop

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  17. Those teeth could have shot down Zeros on a Curtiss Kittyhawk.

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  18. Lol’d at “that old dude.” Isn’t that Alan Greenspan?

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  19. With Monica, Bill’s smile isn’t genuine. It’s the smile I recognize on the faces of competitors who worry I’ll steal business or out a dirty secret. The difference is the missing laugh lines.

    This is also how you gauge the mental health of women over 40: laugh lines indicate good relationships, humor, and joy. Wrinkle-free skin could be an excellent skin care regimen, but few women are so consistent 20+ years running.

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  20. He’s no Berlusconi, I’ll leave it at that.

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  21. It’s not just the poker face, it’s that amused mastery, the smirk that adds a hint of anticipation.

    When I’m gaming girls, I look into their eye, then I stare and will have a poker face that breaks into a smile…I usually keep it totally cool and then throw in an impulsive gesture…could be anything…could be tugging at her hair…could be cocking my head, could be moving in closer and raising my eye brow…could be moving my body quickly before composing it.

    That contrast adds an air of unpredictability. The stone face get boring, mix it up.

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  22. When will I get my own Alpha male?

    [CH: how hot are you?]

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  23. If you are interested in studying Alpha facial characteristics and body movements, study Hitler. An actor recently dressed like Hitler in Germany, and to Eskimo horror, the people loved him. Story is on Drudge.

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  24. CH, speaking of the presidency…

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/carson-suggests-that-gun-rights-might-have-prevented-the-holocaust/2015/10/08/99a82d9e-6df2-11e5-9bfe-e59f5e244f92_story.html

    The best part of the article comes at the end, where Carson defeats one black stereotype and fulfills another. Fried chicken? Hell yeah. Stupidity? Not a chance! Almost like a trade-off, although his revelation didn’t seem have ulterior motives.

    The puppet masters definitely aren’t saying “oy vey” to this guy’s presidential run. It seems his latest gaffe isn’t the first. It’s bad enough the nation’s most celebrated neurosurgeon wasn’t Jewish like we’d all expect from the profession.

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2015/10/09/ben-carson-the-biggest-fan-of-nazi-metaphors-in-politics/

    His ability to use Nazi metaphors can be approached from many angles. I doubt he’s acting out of revenge because he received resistance on his rise to prominence which came from Jewish contemporaries. I doubt such resistance ever occurred. He probably thinks comparing the Obama Administration to the authoritarianism of Nazi Germany is a great way to get patriotic Americans riled up. It’s working horribly. Most black people don’t know what the the Third Reich was really about. Carson can’t even draw the obvious parallels between the beliefs of the obvious top candidate, Trump (who according to commenters here, is of German descent), and the beliefs of Hitler (without the genocidal lunacy).

    The lesson? keep your token black people smart enough to not cause trouble, but pray they don’t get learned enough to be insensitive to the more tragic eras of their enablers’ history.

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  25. Toker face vs Poker face:

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  26. Check out the soldier’s face in the background, clearly giving away Clinton’s hand.

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