GIF Game

Withering dismissal is antagonistic and thus arousing to cantankerous women. Now that we have at our disposal forms of courtship communication that were unavailable to our forefathers, the seductive power at our fingertips, and for so little investment, is astonishing. Nonverbal GIF game might be the apotheosis of this modern condensed badinage.

A reader writes,

The perfect text response to a woman who is really trying to give you her best bitch act. Just the image, nothing else. It works.

If you’re the kind of man who overthinks how to reply to a bitchy (aka flirty) woman, then have a few of these GIFs in your arsenal to deploy when your brain starts whirring too white and nerdy. A woman who may be your future sex partner doesn’t want an exegesis on your compatibility; she wants fun. That’s just what girls want.





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  1. Yes this is a rich vein to mine… been doing it since the BD Cat, the animation are much better.

    http://giphy.com/gifs/Jd35YBP0EEsFy

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  2. The unfortunate thing here is that despite the fact that Putin has been all over the news, I’d wager a cool dollar bill that 65% of young women have no idea who he is. The level of vapid stupidity found on young women these days is staggering.

    The point however is solid, an interesting approach.

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  3. Quite good. And you’re right – a short reply is better than a long and very clever reply. When writing to women. Because you look try-hard. Even if you’re really just a guy who thinks and writes fast, which should be a sign of quality. It’s absurd, but there it is.

    In electronic communication, imagine girls to be like birds. Easy to scare away and then you won’t hear from them again. You need to throw out no more than a few bird seeds, not too many at once, then look the other way and pretend you’re not watching.

    It’s a funny coincidence, I was just thinking of a hobby I’m in, where I have to contact newcomers through email to welcome them and give them directions. Because otherwise a lot of newcomers show up late when they couldn’t find the way. Well, it is far more common that I get a reply to that email from men than from girls. Girls are more likely to just stay quiet, and then I am unsure whether they will show up or not. Men do this too, but girls do it at least twice as much.

    Fickle, thy name is woman.

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  4. on September 15, 2014 at 12:37 pm Holden Caulfield

    MSM media figures out what has already been put forth in the CH archives:

    http://yahoo.match.com/y/article.aspx?articleid=4346&TrackingID=526103&BannerID=3000865

    We all prefer dating younger women. Old feminist hags wept.

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    • Interesting quotes. And quite true. Younger women tend to have more sunlight in their souls.

      Well – compared to the unmarried older women, I suppose. That’s what we compare with. Possibly those older women are unmarried for a reason and therefore not representative.

      The women I have dated this past year have all been about five-six years younger than me. My very cute ex-girlfriend was eleven years younger, believe it or not. We were together for two years. I knew it wouldn’t be forever, but I wouldn’t trade that for anything.

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      • “I knew it wouldn’t be forever, but I wouldn’t trade that for anything.”

        why couldn’t it last forever? because of the age difference or something else?

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      • on September 16, 2014 at 5:20 am Pijama Wearing Ninja

        Younger women have more sunlight in their souls BECAUSE they are younger. The difference is noticeable if you compare 19 years old girls with 24 years old ones, let alone for bigger age differences. It seems that once women start a career, they lose that happy nature of theirs they used to have. At least that’s the case here.

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  5. I like to wire an animation of my buttox, ready for detox.

    This gets the woman (provided her application was accepted) ready to wire over the $5000 fee as fast as she can.

    Amy, the other day, placed a magnetic strip on her nose, and another betwixt my glutes. She then ran her nose betwixt my buttox much like how a credit card would be slid through the card reader at the store. She did this vigourously, both up and down, 74 times in total (as recorded by the magnetic reader).

    A late-summer lavender essence was also included to complete the detox.

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  6. some game inspiration

    Bam Margeras ugly, heroin addict friend beds tons of women because he has serious game and no fear of approach. so all you motherfuckers who are still using the im not good looking enough argument have no excuse.

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    • dude, he’s on TV with Bam…they’re known. I picked up chicks in Iceland because some dude I just met told them I was a producer for “Heroes.” They were all over me.

      stop taking what you see on TV as some kind of endorsement of some way to behave or other, because they edit out all the pickups where these guys fall on their faces.

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  7. probably the best one:

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  8. nuf said

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  9. if putin had a son he would look like me

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  10. […] Source: Heartiste […]

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  11. Bitchy is not the new flirty. Flirting is something long lost in the west.

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  12. Excellent Weird Al reference. I won’t post the youtube clip, but it is worth a re-watch.

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  13. I use this one alot think it perfectly conveys not giving a fuck with the open mouth chewing expression and thumbs up

    “sorry i flaked last blablabla”
    reply:

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  14. You’re gonna send her a picture of a short, bald old guy? Yeah, that’s a winner…..

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  15. on September 15, 2014 at 9:36 pm Alex Jones SuperFan

    Here’s an idea: http://ww2db.com/images/person_hitler19.jpg

    Even the dumbest empty-headed bimbo should be able to recognize that face. Super evil Nazis jerks = lotsacockas4her.

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  16. Fake moon beheading video:

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  17. […] Withering dismissal is antagonistic and thus arousing to cantankerous women.  […]

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  18. Pic of girl eating banana. Perfect response to any shit not worth acknowledging. Find your own there is plenty to choose from

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  19. Gifs and images give you a chance to flex your funny side in a unique manner. This is generally how I respond: https://imgur.com/a/alT1f

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  20. What about gif of hardcore interracial porn?

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