Help Women Imagine You’re The Killer They Want You To Be

Chicks dig jerks.

Chicks deeply dig stone cold killer jerks.

Chicks secretly want you to be the killer of their sexual fantasies.

Reader Dirty Old Man provides context,

I got a shit test from a 20 something woman who found me intriguing and needed to imagine me as “dangerous.” She asked, “Have you ever killed anyone?”

I thought it through and responded, “I have never killed anyone that did not deserve it or that would be missed.”

“GREAT answer,” she said.

The fact that this sort of thing happens as often as it does is interesting. I have had young girls say to me on more than one occasion something to the effect, “You are kind of a bad-ass, aren’t you?’

I am 5’8” bald, 50, a buck-‘fiddy’, and generally unarmed. They see what they need to see to make their attraction make sense.

“generally unarmed”. heh. That coda is the heart of the matter. Women want to be seduced by a powerful alpha male, and they will be complicit in their own seduction.

These kinds of posts really give cunts and manlets the hives. But CH is just a humble messenger, delivering the female id on a plate, wrapped in a Bartholin’s bow. You may not like the presentation, but you can’t deny the dark writhing mass staring back at you.





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  1. During the time the television show Dexter was big I was chatting with a few co-workers. Generally, I am a quiet individual and the woman I was chatting with came up with this thought that, because I was a quiet individual, perhaps I was a “Dexter” type of individual. She was very excited about it when she thought of it. Like there were some tingles going on.

    Just one more anecdote to add to the file.

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  2. What color are you?

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  3. on October 2, 2015 at 10:46 am Captain Tautological

    The [email protected] gets wet for champagne and caviar and a Cold Blooded Killer:

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    • on October 2, 2015 at 10:49 am mendozatorres

      Ah, Jill St. John….saw this film on TBS during Bond Week back in the day. Needless to say it accelerated my puberty.

      Just recently saw Goldfinger. Good night, was Honor Blackman rocking it. She was Pussy Galore, more like Chesty LaRue!

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  4. The less you say, the more her imagination can run wild. And that’s more powerful than ANYTHING you can come up with.

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    • on October 2, 2015 at 11:00 am Captain Tautological

      CM, it needs the right body language to go with it. No nervous mannerisms, no squeaky voice, no furtive eyes. Instead, relax, breath deeply from your diaphragm, force your voice to be as deep and as sonorous as possible, speak slowly, and when you reward her with eye contact, stare forcefully into her eyes.

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      • on October 2, 2015 at 11:06 am Captain Tautological

        If you listen to the Sean Connery “Diamonds are Forever” video above, his voice is coming in at upwards of an octave deeper than many males would speak – teenaged boys might naturally talk up around A=220Hz, whereas Sean Connery is coming in more like A=110Hz [if not lower].

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    • I pull out my Spiderco and pretend to cut a thread off my shirt. Then I narrow my eyes and laser from across the room.

      Spiderco Game!

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  5. […] Help Women Imagine You’re The Killer They Want You To Be […]

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  6. Had two friend’s wives show over-the-line attraction for me once they found out some of the violence I’ve been through. Had logistics been there, and conscious not, I’m certain I would have been banging some Bartholin Bow.

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  7. So men will be willing to get sexbots and women will be willing to have sex with terminators? I guess they are looking for different attributes. Men – hot and can at least pretend to care. Women – strong badass killer who doesn’t give a sh+t and never will.

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  8. All this badass posturing is great for revving up intrigue…as long as the violence/criminality is something you “left behind” when you “straightened your life out”. An alternate where-I-might-have-ended-up reality that you reflect back on from your comfortable middle class existence.

    I have a friend who has been in and out of jail (and now prison) for violent offenses since we were kids. And yeah, he always has plenty of girls hanging around. But while high profile outlaws might get hot groupies, your average ex-con gets a shitty job that a teenager or mexican should be doing, a shitty apartment and a low class, tattooed skank with a foul mouth and full on prole-bitch attitude.

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  9. This kind of mystery is yet another reason to delete facebook or never add prospects if you have it. It can kill attraction far easier than it can build it.

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  10. I withdraw alegience from the death cult of the United States of degeneracy and from the oligarchy it has become, wrecked nation, odious to God, with tyranny and burdens for Whites.

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  11. on October 2, 2015 at 11:43 am Reservoir Tip

    I convinced German au pair girlfriend that I killed a leftwing communist with rat poisoning when I was living in the city that I met her in. I obviously didn’t do it, but she thinks I did.

    Her: “You shouldn’t have told me that. I can’t be with you.”

    You: “You’re just going to have to deal with it, babe. He deserved it.”

    And then everything was absolutely back to normal between us. Imagine that.

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  12. Tiny drops, and I mean tiny drops of red wine (mere flecks) on your shirt and women will notice.

    And ask if its blood. And won’t believe you when you tell them that its wine (or even better “grape juice”)

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  13. Whoops, forgot to close the link! Sorry.

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  14. I like the “were you in a lot of fights when you were a kid?” question.

    All the time baby, all the time.

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  15. OT: but direct game is one of the most underrated things ever.

    [CH: direct game gets underrated precisely because the barrier to entry is so difficult.]

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    • The only barrier is having balls and not giving a crap including rejection. I can remember asking girls out for other guys if the logistics didn’t work for me mainly because I didn’t give a crap what the answer was or if I offended anyone.

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    • People really don’t understand how being congruent changes things. The responses can be astonishingly positive sometimes. No creep factor whatsoever.

      Downside: you need strong body language and a frame of steel. It doesn’t suprise me that black guys do well at it.

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  16. My grandfathers response when we asked him if he killed anyone in ww2:
    “I wont say i did and i wont say i didnt.”

    Way more alpha imo.

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  17. on October 2, 2015 at 3:00 pm The Lone Planet

    The joke of the universe.

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  18. Female viewers also went nuts for Gareth on “The Walking Dead.” A sadistic murdering cannibal, and actually kind of a weasel, but hey he was dreamy and he slaughtered and ate people. So hot. They were heartbroken when he died.

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  19. Sometimes I leave in the middle of the date. The girls know I play poker and I have a DHV story about it, so when I find this strategy may work I tell them i gotta go just when the vibe is good and we are laughing and drinking…
    I wanted more then a fling with this HB9 … By that time we had sex once and it was our fourth high energy date and she was totally in my frame, she would give me compliments, do anything I told her to do and really look at me like a woman in love.
    So I decided to act: In the morning I said there was a guy who lost a bet but was threatening to kill me if i did not give him his money back …during the date at night, I faked a phone call ( there are some apps to do it), made an opaque face while saying stuff on the phone like “we will end this tonight” and finally told her:
    ” I have something to do now and I need to go.”
    ” What happened??? You have to go now?? ”
    ” That guy was serious and he has some people working for him.. A friend is going to take me and we will solve this bullshit. ”
    “OMG James!! What are you doing??? Please dont go…”
    “You know, (her name), you are different than the other girls… So dont change at all… If I return from this I want you exactly the way you are”
    She looked me in the eyes for some seconds and gave me a kiss, an intense and burning one, as if I was going to war.
    I looked her for 5 seconds in the eyes while touching her lips with my thumb, then turned my back and just left
    3 days with no facebook and with my phone off.
    When I finally decided to see her messages… she was freaking out! She left more than 50 messagens, called more than 20 times.
    I did not answer her. Just waited near her home after work. When she saw me she came running for me and crying. We fucked like animals that night.
    Same night she asked if I killed him.. “He will not play poker anymore”, I said. Some days later we fucked again and after the sex she said ” I love you ” for the first time.

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  20. This brings to light an interesting conflict with women and their natural tendency to hate weapons and support gun control.

    Maybe in some hindbrain way, women see guns and gun violence as a sort of “cheat code”, much like game? Guns are game for gamma males who hate game? Perhaps supporting restrictions on gun ownership is just a shit-test to see which guys have the balls to get one anyway? The mind reels…

    Lawful = Unsexy, it would appear. I’m beginning to think that the most effective dating site for men would be basically a kind of inversion of the Ashley Madison concept. Instead of fake horny cheating wives, we remake beta males into fake dangerous thugs (“con artists”??). It would appear to be a prison pen-pal site, complete with giving them faux tattoos and false rap sheet:

    “Yo, baby, I’m on weekend release for good behavior. Hook up? You gotta promise to help me stay on good behavior. I’m not great at it.”

    **girl slides off chair**

    The short time frame creates instant dread game, provides a plausible pretext for venue changes, makes rapid escalation and kino a given, and best of all, removes any need to explain your post-coital disappearance. The ultimate exit strategy. “Sorry babe, I get out in another five years. They cut my internet. Love ya, bye”.

    Clean. Neat.

    For the ultimate in glorious tingle-make, you could have a staged running from the law package, complete with fake cops, hideout, and such. The staged ‘arrest’ is your bailout. Hate to cuddle after sex? Call us!! You ride off for a beer with your “cop” buddies, leaving her to complete the flight into alpha widowhood, to the accompaniment of her own furious bean geflicken. I’m hearing “Ride of the Valkyries” in my head, for some reason.

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    • “Perhaps supporting restrictions on gun ownership is just a shit-test to see which guys have the balls to get one anyway?”

      Could be something to it. On a few occasions I “let it slip” with a few very liberal female co-workers that I legally own firearms. In every instance, their eyes lit up and they pursued the subject.

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    • Had a girl on the first date tell me while we were riding in my car she got in the crossfire of a LA street shooting, scared her to death. She hated guns blah blah blah. Lib bonafides. Then she asks me if I have a gun. Tell her she is sitting on it. Her face twisted up in a knot of sorts. Long pause. I keep driving not looking at her. She tells me that is so sexy. Got road head of course.

      Once you’ve gotten a woman’s genuine interest you can never be too course too caveman too much of an asshole. Also, bringing out your inner dick will tell you how close you are to the bang.

      Always always act like a man and a man is what she will treat you like.

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    • >> their natural tendency to hate weapons and support gun control

      firearms allow beta men to mimic alpha, feral killers With a firearm, you don’t need to get close enough to the victim to risk that the victim will turn the tables.

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    • Now this here sir… This is the germ of the next big Showtime series…

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      • I wonder if the average thug loving suburban princess could discern the difference between a real thug and fake, in a side-by-side taste test…

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  21. Ever killed someone? — Does paying for abortions count?

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  22. once i dated a wannabe feminist. (yeah.. bad move). but she was hot. funny thing is , that when she realized i knew how to use a gun, our sex life improved dramatically.

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  23. Allow women to decide who they want to fuck and we are back into cavemen times.

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