The Silent Castrati

Many of us have seen examples of this — the silent suffering of the married castrati — in our social circles. Via reader Dan.

No doubt the husband happily acquiesced to this fun game with his wife, only dimly aware of its dark intimations of his sacklessness. But this is what happens in most marriages — a slow snuffing out of the husband’s penile prerogative to his wife’s enveloping vaginal jurisdiction over everything that truly matters to him. When women achieve their nuptial dreams and all incentives to please are stripped from their lives, supine beta provider hubbies are reduced to begging for pussy scraps. No self-abnegation is too low, nor any promise of indentured servitude too exorbitant, for the beta hubby caught in the marital trap of his own making.

And yet, time and again we have all seen and known of married men who assume the rump-raised position with an eagerness that defies good sense. Why do so many men willfully, even joyfully, put their balls in the vice? Why do they make a spectacle of their emasculation for the hoots and hollers of the entertained public? Why do they revel in their genital dispossession, like some psychologically cleaved Stockholm Syndrome sufferer?

Certainly, some of these men are very high value alpha males for whom a little self-deprecation helps to right the marital ship of love. Men with options beyond the wife to whom they’re shackled find much benefit to assuaging their wive’s anxieties. Poking fun at themselves helps in this regard to keep their days free of drama and jealous blow-ups.

But the majority of the married castrati are not in their sorry roles by choice. They are there by necessity. They beg because the nourishment of life — a woman’s sex — is not freely given them. They then try to spin their woeful conditions into a dignified valence with pretensions of joint accommodation.

Worse, is the father who thinks his obeisance to mommy leaves his children with some sort of righteous life lesson, as if the self-demoralization with a smile teaches his sons how better to navigate future romantic shoals or his daughters how to act when the time comes like a loving, supportive wife. No, the lesson imparted will be quite the opposite, and the family lineage will disintegrate in time as a consequence.

There are men who can handle the peculiar demands of marriage without sacrificing their balls to the cutter, but those men seem by the year to number fewer still. The tragedy is that it doesn’t have to be this way for the silent castrati. A little knowledge of game, or even an elementary grasp of female sexual psychology, and the marital script can be quite easily flipped, even in the face of a malevolent divorce court juggernaut that loves giving the screws to hapless beta males.

A little game, and gone will be the days of cleaning up baby’s puke for a week to “earn” a blowjob from a bitch who’d be perfectly happy never giving her husband another hummer for the rest of his life. Gone, to be replaced by happy and heady days of wonder, when the wife not only stops making her sex a quid pro quo, but begs to please her husband as the ancient religious texts the world over so command of her.

First things first. Tear down that sticker chart.





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  1. WOW that elfin picture pissed me off!! I’d crumple that chart up and shove it down the bitches throat.

    But then again I am divorced and broke now, lolz

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    • gotta say, i’d sit to pee to get that week of no nagging (if i had married). that’s priceless there. of course she doesn’t really mean it.

      it’s a disgusting photo though. imagine the lifeless bj… and that naked hula dance isn’t really inspiring him on the chart there

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    • i gotta say that deal for no nagging would be worth sitting to pee, no sweat off my balls. and i like how little incentive her nude dancing is. the pieces are coming together…

      and although the fact that she made the thing should be grounds for corporal punishment, his battle was fought and lost long before this. he’s trying to fill sticker lines and figure out why his balls always hurt, and guaranteed she’s fucking an old classmate on facebook.

      dna tests on all newborns.

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      • > “bathe the rug rats”

        For the younger readers at The Chateau, that’s a reference to the 1992 Noir, “Basic Instinct”.

        Either this whole thing is a National Lampoon/Onion parody, written by a man, or else this witch of a wife fancies herself to be Catherine Tramell:

        http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103772/quotes

        Catherine: What do we do now, Nick?

        Nick: Fuck like minks, raise rugrats and live happily ever after.

        Catherine: I hate rugrats.

        Nick: Fuck like minks, forget the rugrats, and live happily ever after.

        ^^^SPOILER ALERT^^^

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      • For the readers who think they’re too old to be considered younger, no, it isn’t. In fact Nick’s line is 100 percent originality free.

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      • I have once and only once in my entire life heard children referred to as “rugrats”.

        And it was in Basic Instinct.

        Is there some island of insularity out there in the USA where parents routinely refer to their progeny as “rugrats”?

        Is it like a “Coke” -vs- “Soda” -vs- “Pop” kinduva thang?

        Cause I’ve heard of coke, and I’ve heard of soda, and I’ve heard of pop.

        But I’ve never heard of rugrats.

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      • In street slang it goes back to sometime in the 60’s. First known use in literature, 1975. The popular Nickelodeon show Rugrats premiered a year before Basic Instinct opened.

        Reverse the causality of your premise. You appear to live in some island of insularity where it is not used.

        As for the Soda vs. Pop thing; it’s Soda Pop. Coke is right out unless refering to Coca-Cola. The generic is Cola, or Malted Battery Acid.

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      • Map of pop vs soda vs soda pop vs coke

        http://popvssoda.com/countystats/total-county.html

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      • Some call Coke “malted battery acid”?

        It does contains phosphoric acid which does “melt away” rust but is pretty much harmless to us,

        while batteries contain sulfuric acid which will burn a hole in your clothes and then in your skin

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      • > “First known use in literature, 1975.”

        Are you joking, or did you search google books?

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      • I am not joking, however, I am not a schlub. I have people who do the searching for me. They are more thourough than a mere Google Books search and include newspapers and magazines.

        The first appearance in literature of “malted battery acid” refering to cola was May 5, 1987, in newspaper syndication.

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      • On one hand it is fascinating that our technology is that advanced, on the other, there are really weird maps out there

        I would not be surprised if there’s a map out there for where woman are more likely to give BJs…or to swallow…

        Gentlemen, we have the technology!

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      • Rug burners, curtain climbers, porch monkeys, yard apes, kids, youngins, chillin, etc.

        And Rugrats was a very popular cartoon about 15 years ago.

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      • There was a 90s TV show called rugrats

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      • “Some call Coke “malted battery acid”?”

        Yes. The reference is not to its physical properties, but to its taste.

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      • Once they get a little older, we call them yard apes….

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      • Sharon Stone…ahh.. now there’s a woman who I wish could be an exception to The Wall.

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    • You got pride player. It might not pay all the bills but it’s the one thing the horde can’t take from you

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  2. Craziness. I don’t think I know any one man in my life who would put up with that, he would tell everyone and the wife would be ridiculed. and the way she is using sex as a reward and it must be earnt, is odd. it’s like she is treating him as a child with this reward system, this is an abuse of the sacrament of marriage!!

    “Get out of the dog house free card”? what does this mean?? i am lost on that one.

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  3. This has to be a fake. Why would the wife overtly admit she is “buying” these house tasks with her intimacy?

    This has to be fake… I want to believe…

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  4. We’re doomed.

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    • yeah we are but can you imagine theheated passion she puts into that earned bj

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      • hahahahahahahahahahaha

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      • I doubt it. Guaranteed, 9 times out of ten after he’s cleaned up the weeks worth of baby puke she has an excuse to renege on her side of the deal.

        The whole thing is a giant shit test. The only way to pass is to make her tear up the chart and make sure she knows that you are annoyed at her effrontery.

        Heck, all those chores should be done by the woman anyways.

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      • While that chart is presumably a parody, it’s too optimistic. In most beta males’ reality, that BJ is like the elusive breakthrough in WWI, always just beyond the next bloody trench wall.

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      • Oh yeah, I’m sure she goes over the top. Bets on whether she swallows?

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      • yeah i was kidding, any woman that shitty that thinks he wants that nude hula dance, and requires stickers for a bj, is lame in every sexual way. except to her extramarital lover i guess.

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      • That’s funny. My GF gives me a BJ for letting her use the bathroom.

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  5. Holy smokes! I have a chart like that for my TODDLERS, for when they go on the TOILET. I have never, ever imagined an abomination like the one above.

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  6. “… Why do so many men willfully, even joyfully, put their balls in the vice?… ”

    vice? you mean vise…or is it me who missed some play on words?

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    • Don’t, just don’t… I like most of your stuff here, but spelling pedagoguery deserves a swift kick to the nuts, nothing more. I know you weren’t being pedantic but it can come off that way in text. I find it super passive aggressive and beta and it has always bothered the shit outta me. (outta…)

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      • Yeah it’s a bad habit, I tend to correct people both in French and English, and people tell me it is annoying ( especially my girlfriend she hates it )…but I have a hard time not doing it…I have worked so hard for so many years improving both my English and my French and, I still look up words almost daily…that it is hard for me to “tolerate” bad spelling ( even though in this case I was wrong, vice and vise are both correct ) in some areas I am a bit of a perfectionist…

        I will try to “tone it down”

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      • If it bugs the GF, maybe you should make a point of doing it to her once in a while. Maybe even play it up a bit, so she knows you are doing it to get a response out of her.

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      • @Jay in DC
        > Don’t, just don’t…

        Bwaaa ha ha . . . like someone with balls is going to take orders from a control freak like you?!

        > spelling pedagoguery deserves a swift kick to the nuts, nothing more

        My dearest Jay, most people would have said “nothing less.” I’m glad you want to keep punishment under control though, and not excessive. No keelhauling? No public stoning? Glad to see you’re sticking to the spirit of the 8th amendment.

        There my son- you’ve just been pedagogued. Watcha gonna do about it?!

        > it has always bothered the shit outta me

        Jay m’boy, you really need to getta life . . .

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      • You WOUND me sir! Wound me… except well, you do not. Seeing as you have probably read me from time to time you MUST understand. I am a barbarian at the gate and always was keeping the REAL barbarians at the gates under control, as best I could. However, the gates have sprung open so now I just observe the destruction.

        I am guessing you are not Don M from SPBDL as your posting, thoughts, and incinderay nature against me are 100% different. But let’s do real talk DON as all niggas do “Haters gonna Hate” then, innit it?

        Sorry if I offended you in some way, but you called me true. I AM a control freak. My current undisclosed job is to intimidate DC libtard cunts in any way I can. This is my “Daily Bread” per— Jesus and God. (The Lord’s Prayer)

        When you “Don” can claim the same, please post your contribution and talk to me. Until then your best bet is to F U C K O F F, directly.

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  7. on September 19, 2013 at 8:50 am Great Books For Men GreatBooksForMen GBFM (TM) GB4M (TM) GR8BOOKS4MEN (TM) lzozozozozlzo (TM)

    “Gone, to be replaced by happy and heady days of wonder, when the wife not only stops making her sex a quid pro quo, but begs to please her husband as the ancient religious texts the world over so command of her.”

    YA DA GBFM GREAT BOOKS FOR MENZ TEACH WOMENZ HOW TO ACTZ!!!

    There is nothing more ALPHA Dan da bible BIBLE our FATHERS WROTE AND HONOREDZ:

    And the LORD God said unto the woman, What is this that thou hast done? And the woman said, The serpent beguiled me, 2 Cor. 11.3 and I did eat.
    14 ¶ And the LORD God said unto the serpent,

    Because thou hast done this,
    thou art cursed above all cattle, and above every beast of the field;
    upon thy belly shalt thou go,
    and dust shalt thou eat all the days of thy life:
    15 and I will put enmity between thee and the woman,

    and between thy seed and her seed;
    it shall bruise thy head,
    and thou shalt bruise his heel.
    16 Unto the woman he said,

    I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception;
    in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children;
    and thy desire shall be to thy husband,
    and he shall rule over thee.

    The First Book of Moses, Called
    Genesis
    3

    THIS IS WHY DA NEOECOCNTHS AND SHCHRICHINA HATE AND IGNORE D ABIBLEZ and try to teahc you that dat da buttcocker buttccoking secteive tapers of buttehxt are the true alphas as opposed to the moral MENZ who wrote the BIBLEZ lzozzlozozozo.

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  8. Ha! I showed this to my husband and he laughed and said, “only in America!” Not to say that only American men have moments of crippling betatude, but infantilizing nonsense like this wouldn’t fly in most other cultures.

    Although if it makes the readership feel any better, I think this image originally came from a humor blog and wasn’t meant to be taken seriously.

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  9. I should have Googled it, turns out both spellings are good.

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  10. on September 19, 2013 at 8:55 am RappaccinisDaughter

    Twenty bucks says she’s a stay-at-home mom who likes to post on Facebook about how she should be getting $200,000 a year for the “work” she does (She’s a chauffeur because she drives them to soccer! She’s a chef because she makes grilled-cheese sandwiches! She’s a nurse because she puts Band-Aids on their owies!).

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    • and she posts every moment of her day followed with “I need a nap LOL #dayneverendsformommies”

      moms when i was a kid did not say ‘i need a nap’. and they could cook

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  11. Is this guy a lean-in diaper daddy, or does he have to work 90 hours to pay for this bitch on top of doing her work too?

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  12. The caption you gave it is funny, but anal is gross.

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  13. Imagine if Daddy did a sticker chart for Mommy…

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  14. Please give us some more marriage game pointers my friend

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    • Second that. A late starter here.

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    • Some pointers on dread game for marriage…
      1. Cheat
      2. If you can’t cheat due to misguided morals then make it seem like you could be cheating by:
      A. Flirting with women in front if her.
      B. Coming home late repeatedly for no reason. And I mean hours late.
      C. Get an STD test and have the results sent to your house for her to open. Hopefully it’s clean. “doesn’t everybody get those tests honey”
      D. Put a lock on your phone and refuse to give her the password even if there’s nothing to hide.
      E. Get caught in a lie or two.

      You must never cave or tell her the reason for A through E but you probably will. Good luck.

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      • Cheating isn’t required, or even recommended. High value women will dump you for a low-value chump. Merely make it clear – via standard game – that her value to you is based on her contribution and is not intrinsic or perpetual. This requires no deception because it’s true. Invite her to do fun things you value, and decline activities you don’t value except when social custom requires the sacrifice: office parties and church services – except I stopped bothering with church, too. Be surprising, but never, ever, lie. You may decline to reveal something, or just never expose that part of your life. Married women get off not knowing what the husband is tthinking, what he might say, or what he might do. This has the added impact of permitting non-attendance at events where reliable behavior is required. It’s never too late to start.

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      • Too obvious. Especially if you want a stable family life for those rugrats.

        You don’t want to destroy trust in a marriage (unless it’s gone already.) You just want to give her a feeling of excitement, a little tension or ambiguity. Women generally will do something overt about it, which is the result you’re after.

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      • on September 19, 2013 at 4:40 pm Lucky White Male

        No cheating Dave? Are you serious? Are you even married?

        Are you telling me you would actually forgo new pussy for the rest of your life so long as you can make her ‘think’ you’re cheating?

        The only way to survive a long term marriage: cheat discreetly, while being high value enough that your wife will look the other way if she cares to snoop

        This was the traditional MO of upper class marriages with high status men. And there was a very good reason for it.

        It is simply impossible for a normal high status man to fuck the same pussy for the last 40 years of his life.

        It is genuinely unnatural. The only husbands who say otherwise are guys with no other options – Vox’s Deltas and Betas. 80%? Of your male population right there

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      • You can call me omega or whatever you want. I wasn’t that when I got my wife. After that, I took myself off the market. Since I started reading about game and my party behavior got more assertive, my wife has started making excuses for us not to go to parties 😉 That’s OK, I go with the flow. Dread, without even trying.

        I am married over 15 years, raising our kids, my wife and I both get a year older every year (tho she is keeping her shape) and I believe neither of us has cheated.

        And I don’t think any of our parents cheated.

        If I may say so, our social class isn’t too shabby.

        That’s just how we are. There are other things in life than looking for new pussy.

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      • I tried leaving a longer reply but it didn’t post, maybe it’s getting moderated. Anyway, I don’t cheat, I think I have some idea of current upper class practice, and you can call me omega if you want.

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  15. *Kid looks at chart*

    “Mommy what’s a BJ….

    …and why does daddy keep making me drink spoiled milk”

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    • The mountains of anguished screams from obese women in the comments calling it ‘fat-shaming’ is by far the best part of this slideshow.

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    • The really sad part is the comments. American women are delusional.

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    • Holy shit !! #17 and #28 almost brought tears to my eyes, almost. Otherwise, I felt total condescension towards the ” liberated ” ” modern ” American woman. For god’s sake, I spend about two hours at the gym four days a week. Its not that hard.

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    • That link is deeply disturbing. Put some kind of warning on that. Talk about a trainwreck I’m with HoL: #28 is unbelievable.

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      • It’s so crazy it feels like it’s a fake.

        I don’t see how any one guy could put it all together by himself.

        It would take months of scrolling Facebook/MySpace/Whatever to get all of those before-n-afters.

        Looks more like a group effort involving tens or even hundreds of guys donating pairs of pictures.

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    • It’s amazing how these girls get upset at their weight but turn around and post pictures of cupcakes and carb and sugar laden recipes on Facebook. All those nights partying and the pseudo-foodie culture take their toll.

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    • No wonder so many fat women act like bitches. They still expect to be treated by men as the cute little snow flakes they were like when they were thin.

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    • that was the funniest shit ever

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    • 17 was probably overweight to begin with, but not so much.

      28 is a shame, she really was hot before. But that’s 150 pounds or more added there.

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  16. I actually think this chart suggests a reasonably healthy marriage. I would guess that this wife has something of a sense of humor and her husband is not inclined to do very much in the nature of housework. She came up with a creative solution to incentivize his participation. what’s so wrong with that? the rewards are good and there is no indication that he is not getting sex or beers otherwise.

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    • If you’re a pseudo-man, what Crown Royal sack does your wife store your balls? If you’re a woman, troll…

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    • The idea that any man would need to be “rewarded” for managing his business is nauseating. If any man asked me for a reward or a chore chart, I’d promptly walk out the door.

      And sex isn’t a reward. In a healthy marriage, it should be happening regularly anyway.

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    • No, this chart is wrong on so many levels, the most prominent being her posting it publicly (it’s essentially a youtube of his emasculation for her ladies-of-leisure to cackle over), the reduction of sexual love to a household errand linked with body-effluvient, and the assumption that here, as in all matters, the man gets the shit-detail.

      Also, the list never gets shorter. There is no end-point to the aggregation of honey-do’s, ever. The bar will go up every year, forever.

      Well, the end-point is probably divorce, once he has enough money to capitalize her separate-but-equal lifestyle of leisure.

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    • Sex is supposed to be a free gift and the result of the man giving his commitment and hard work to her. Throw up for BJ…doesn’t anybody see the cruel irony here?

      The fact that this chart is out for everyone to see is emasculating.

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      • for the record, i am not disagreeing with ch. this is the paragraph i built my theory off of: “Certainly, some of these men are very high value alpha males for whom a little self-deprecation helps to right the marital ship of love. Men with options beyond the wife to whom they’re shackled find much benefit to assuaging their wive’s anxieties. Poking fun at themselves helps in this regard to keep their days free of drama and jealous blow-ups.”

        don’t reduce every bit of marital interaction to some binary of alpha or beta. sometimes people are just joking around and having fun with life without risking losing the whole account. i am suggesting that based on my read on this situation, i would guess, playing the odds, this husband and wife have a healthy relationship.

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      • I will be willing to consider your hypothesis when she posts a picture of him burning it.

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      • on September 19, 2013 at 12:36 pm gunslingergregi

        I got chicks who throw up on command when giving bj does that count lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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    • only prob is womenz actually are turned off by more participation in household chores. i would clean the master bath once a week and fix stuff. thats all i had to do to get some as much as i wanted. oh and make sure she doesnt have access to more then a few hundred bucks at a time.

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  17. What is “Baby Sideburns,” his slave name?

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  18. LMFAO. The Disney Princess stickers are the last nails in the coffin.

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  19. Why does their baby throw up so much?

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  20. I would venture to say that, in reality, these instances of males wearing the proverbial ball gag in their relationship are not as predominant as the author characterizes.

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  21. Is this Lily’s husband?

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  22. This reminds me of the sort of things some people joke about like how a man will be in ‘the doghouse’ or some such thing if he doesn’t ‘behave’ himself and everyone laughs, males and females. Why do guys go along with it?!?!

    On the other side of this is the question of how can a wife help her husband feel more manly? I believe a lot of us have lost the instincts that our ancestresses of 100 years ago probably possessed.

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  23. on September 19, 2013 at 10:02 am Hugh G. Rection

    It’s rather creepy to see the word “Daddy” in the headline and then stuff like BJs… And all that in little girl handwriting? Yikes.

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  24. Doesn’t he see her naked all the time? How could her doing a hula dance make it any more exciting?

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  25. on September 19, 2013 at 10:19 am Rumpole_Stiltskin

    Guess we will never know for sure if this is a healthy marriage with a good sense of humor or a screwed up one.

    I guess the way forward is to have father kinder play time while mommy is out doing yoga. Have her return to a hard on with father and kinder playing with a filled out chart and the stolen stickers.

    Bed time kids… Mummy’s got work to do…

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  26. I seriously doubt any woman could not nag for a week. Either that or they will justify it out as “constructive criticism” or some other absurdity. And given the difficulty of the chore involved she probably has all kinds of justifications for what she is saying isn’t nagging.

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  27. If the kid gets a stomach bug it’s BJ city.

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  28. AHHHHHHHHHH WHY DO I COME HERE! IT HURTS! IT HURTS!

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  29. Nauseating. Feminist culture allows women to rule the roost, and they happily turn men into their slaves. Some slaves become white knights, pathetically doing women’s bidding for zero reward. Indeed they act like this without thinking, even in totally inappropriate circumstances. Look at the video at this link for an egregious example of this. A couple of men have captured a female mugger of an old lady and have pinned her to the pavement. At one point (at about the 1 minute mark), the perpette bites the man holding her down, and so he delivers three decent punches to her head. And what does the other man do? Why he tries to stop the man from punching her! Simply unbelievable.

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  30. So when he pays the mortgage, he gets anal?

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  31. on September 19, 2013 at 10:43 am gunslingergregi

    that wash dishes would have to be like a million bucks or something

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  32. So this is where it ends. President Reagan used a similar phrase to hasten the fall of communism. We invoke it to get some…… that is a big fall my friends.h

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  33. on September 19, 2013 at 10:46 am gunslingergregi

    making shit for your woman with no rewards prob good idea though

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  34. I say beta because of two of the rewards. If you are in the dog house enough for a get out of jail card to be funny, you aren’t in the position of power. I have been married 10 years and I have been in the dog house all of 3 times. Oh and lets not address the fact that when you are in the dog house your wife is being driven by raw emotion and handing her a card isn’t going to do @#$#@ to fix her.

    Also, I find the not throwing out your stuff troubling. Because that isn’t a decision she should get to make. Though it could be a running joke.

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  35. Another lesson on the pedestal and many a woman’s inability to function logically and morally due to emotions. http://www.jewsnews.co.il/2013/09/18/twisted-mom-dads-deviant-parenting-plan-was-plotted-before-kids-were-even-born/

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    • The woman is lying,

      This is typical, it has been studied and somewhere in my files I have a link to an article at psychologytoday.com. ( if I find it I will post it later )

      Most wives know about and agree with what the husband is doing to the children, and in many cases, wives participate in it

      of course once they get caught they pretend the husband made them do it or they only did it because they were so in love, but they are lying

      in most cases the woman is willingly participating in the abuse

      this is not my opinion, it has been studied for years

      the only reason most people don’t know about this is that the left and the feminists control information, they must make women look like little angels to better shove their feminist anti-white male agenda down our throat

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      • here is the link,

        http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/disturbed/201204/what-predators-wives-really-know

        those women are neither victims nor little sweet angels, that is not an opinion but a verified proven fact

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      • That article says that those women are complicit in their partner’s activities and admits that they have no excuses for it. But the main point of the article is that men are abusive predators, even if some women can be accomplices.

        But probably a large part and even most of actual child abusers are women, if only because men have been excluded from most activities involving children, and there is plenty of evidence that women who suffer from psychopathy or enjoy perversions are about as frequent as men.

        For a related topics, there are several unbiased studies show that women do a majority of domestic violence, and that evidence and studies about that fact is systematically suppressed:

        http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1854883/
        http://straightstatistics.org/article/how-panic-over-rape-was-orchestrated

        And if they do that against their male or female partners, it is best not to imagine what they can do to the children in their care.

        There has been a lot of press about priests abusing children, but there are many women who have been abused often horribly by nuns, or by other female carers.

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      • “But probably a large part and even most of actual child abusers are women”

        From what the statistics say biological mothers are the Largest group of people who abuse children (~40% of all reported abuses). Not Catholic priests or middle aged white male TV stars like the media would have you believe. And these are the crimes that are reported. I’d hazard a guess that if All abuses were reported, including psychological abuse, then the figure would be much higher. It’s something to remember next time you see a ‘paedophile’ story on the MSM news. Anyway, here’s the page with the stats:

        http://outofthefog.net/Statistics.html#ChildAbusePerpStats

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      • Thanks for the link

        what is just as shocking is how we are lied to by the left/feminists

        I have seen plenty of evidence that the lefts “ideology” ( it is more a cult ) is built on a large number of lies

        for decades laws have been changed and lives of innocent destroyed because of the lies of leftists/feminists

        So many ( bad ) changes in Western Society have happened based on the lies of the left

        it is beyond appalling

        I have been saying this for many years ; Leftism/liberalism is taking us into a new dark age.

        this is a fuck’n nightmare that the people in charge – the left is the establishment now – are forcing us to change our lives based on the lies they pull out of their asses.

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      • That article says that those women are complicit in their partner’s activities
        and admits that they have no excuses for it. But the main point of the article
        is that men are the abusive predators, even if some women can be accomplices.

        But probably a large part and even most of actual child abusers are women, if only because men have been excluded from most activities involving children, and there is plenty of evidence that women who suffer from psychopathy or enjoy perversions are about as frequent as men.

        For a related topics, there are several unbiased studies show that women do a majority of domestic violence, and that evidence and studies about that fact is systematically suppressed:

        http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1854883/
        http://straightstatistics.org/article/how-panic-over-rape-was-orchestrated

        And if they do that against their male or female partners, it is best not to imagine what they can do to the children in their care.

        There has been a lot of press about priests abusing children, but there are many women who have been abused often horribly by nuns, or by other female carers.

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  36. This chart is right if you read from right to left.
    i.e. 6 x BJs = I’ll clean up throw-up

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  37. Poor guy. While each man has to take some responsibility for his own circumstances, there’s a whole melange of social mores that produce such self-debasing & compliant ‘nice men’, with damaged psyches, like the man with the sticker chart. One of the ways to overcome this is to realise that some social mores (like giving women the benefit of the doubt) is a bad thing. I’ve got a post on how ‘Nice guys are stymied by idiotic social mores’, that might be of some use:

    http://anotherandrosphereblog.blogspot.com/2013/04/how-nice-guys-are-stymied-by-idiotic.html

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  38. Girl on a parenting forum I read broke up with the father of her child because he kept begging her for a blowjob and she ‘does not feel comfortable’ giving head

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  39. Wouldn’t it be nice to say “I don’t feel comfortable paying child support.”

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  40. No thanks, I think I’ll avoid marriage and kids.

    The white race can find other ways to survive than reproducing.

    The adults will have to be the ones to set things right.

    And I’ll tell ya brother, none of that has to do with women.

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    • The white race can’t survive without reproducing.

      This man’s marriage has become like this only because he let it come to this. His wife hates him because he’s such a pushover.

      The reason men in the past had better marriages is because those men didn’t let themselves be pushed around by women. And women today still respect men like that.

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      • There’s two ways you can go.

        1. You can try to create more white people but in this environment you’ll only be creating more nerdy SWPLs and the others will easily outgun you with your own tax dollars and cheat at the polls.

        2. Or you can evict the others by any means necessary.

        You don’t need a majority to do this. You need 5-30% and balls to not care if people like you or not.

        Take that “alpha game” and extend it to real life.

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      • > “Take that “alpha game” and extend it to real life.”

        Stay tuned…

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      • Nah, these girls have too much power in the courts.

        Sure he’s a tool but don’t kid yourself, after a while she’ll call your bluff and the shit tests go nuclear.

        And your kids will grow up facing down black gangs, facing abuse and suffering you never dreamed of.

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      • when your $ is more valuable to you then your own self respect and manhood, just slit your fucking wrists. my single largest bill every month is Alamony – but only for a brief time (every mistake must be atoned for. this one was mine, should have never married her. threw her out and changed the locks before we were married 6 months, with the red pill snapping me awake).

        seriously. same sex marriage has long been the norm in America, seeing that so few husbands these days are actually men….

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    • The white race can find other ways to survive than reproducing.

      Uhh… if you have any suggestions as to how, I’m sure we’d be most interested.

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      • They have a great ability to wipe out other races with dumb wars.

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      • Not all wars are dumb, some are for survival.

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      • and not so good at “wiping other races” either it seems

        because whites are almost going extinct, this is not white supremacist stuff, the United Nations pretty much says the same thing

        they predict at the rate things are going we will shrink to a tiny percentage of what we used to be population wise

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      • We won’t be in danger of extinction for hundreds of years. Unless your argument is that sometime in 150 years Africa or Asia will rise up and wipe us out.

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      • Our birth rate is below replacement level, we’re being displaced in our own nations by foreigners, we will be extinct in about 150 years if nothing changes. It isn’t genocide, sadly, it’s suicide. Whites as a whole have no will to live.

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      • We probably will not go extinct but very few of us will be left and we might have to go live on small reserves if we want to preserve our culture and race…exactly as the native Indians did…or maybe go live on some far way land the United Nation will give us…like the Jews in Israel…

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      • Yes, where there is a will there is a way but with no will forget it.

        People are afraid people will call them nasty names is what it boils down to.

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      • So even though we’re going extinct we’re still a-holes.

        At some point you have to see the endgame.

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      • Putting a complete stop to immigration would help…to an extent

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      • They would never allow that so you need control of the reigns first.

        Horse before cart.

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  41. You know what……wtf, a blowjob? I’m just gonna come right out and say it — blowjobs are OK. Ya ya ya whatever, I know a lot of people may say ‘oooo you just haven’t had a good blowjob’ but nah, that ain’t it. The actual act of sex is whurr it’s at for me.

    So…..he cleans up all that throwup and just gets his dick sucked? Fuck that.
    At least if she just lays there while he pounds her, he can still have a good time versus watching her tepidly tongue traverse his member.

    Gay.

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    • A man who does not like BJs?

      many of my ex girlfriends would not believe that

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      • They exist. I’m not really into it either. I far prefer a good old-school fucking.

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      • whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, WHOA….I like blowjobs just fine. I just think that they’re foreplay before actual sex. If I had the choice between a blowjob that will not bloom into some righteous poon-pushing and a delayed sex sesh…I’d choose the latter every time.

        The main point is that if the chick has to make a STICKER CHART to give him a BJ, it’s likely that the BJ will lose its greatest pro: the awesomeness of a woman’s total, GLEEFUL submission to you. That’s what makes for a good blowjob. At least if she grudgingly gives him sex, it should still be relatively easy for him to bust one.

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      • true… when the woman is eager to please you, the sex is (or seems) better,

        but if she is only doing it because you asked, it is boring…

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      • on September 19, 2013 at 3:14 pm RappaccinisDaughter

        Sucking dick isn’t exactly an act of submission, Scray. At least, not the way I look at it. I have his complete and total attention; I am completely in control of the situation; he is utterly at my mercy. He will come if and when I want him to come, no sooner or later.

        Any activity that results in the man shivering uncontrollably, or lying there staring at the ceiling unable to speak, or with silent tears leaking down the sides of his face…that’s not an activity in which I was the bitch.

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      • And if he’s gripping the back of your head and skull fucking you – is he still the bitch?

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      • on September 20, 2013 at 7:50 am RappaccinisDaughter

        Ah, I pity the foo. (Sorry, I had to say that.)

        Gripping the back of the head and skull-fucking…yup, still my bitch. See, I’ll do that, but it’s something that has to be discussed ahead of time. Not because I’m a lawyer about this stuff, but because I have to get myself into a very specific, trance-like state in order to be able to suppress my gag reflex properly.

        So he’s still playing by my rules, and I’m still the one who’s in charge of what’s happening.

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      • Whatever helps you feel okay about it Rap. Apparently you have to be in complete control, which isn’t really attractive at all. Conversations and rationalizations are boring. Just fucking let the guy hold onto your head and pump your mouth, surrender a little bit. He won’t hurt you, and it wouldn’t hurt you to take the stick out of your ass.

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      • thats why facefucking is better than bj. you’ll have the tears allright

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      • That is the sex-positive feminist grrl power line.

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      • on September 19, 2013 at 4:50 pm gunslingergregi

        prob tries to snowball he he he

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      • Ummm….let’s just assume it’s two dudes, rather than a man and a woman. Dude 1 gets on his knees and sucks Dude 2’s dick. Dude 2 shivers, stares at the ceiling unable to speak, or has silent tears while busting a nut on Dude 1’s face.

        You think that Dude 1 has somehow not submitted to Dude 2?

        By itself, these facts seem to indicate submission. HOWEVER….if Dude 2 caters to Dude 1’s every demand all in the hope of getting a blowjob, then ya maybe you have a point, which brings us back to OP —>

        A GOOD blowjob is where a woman is willingly submitting….NOT the type of blowjob in the chart above, where the man is just doing a bunch of shit all the distant hope of getting some taste buds gliding over shaft.

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      • ‘then for a few minutes I felt a high similar to cocaine ‘

        Dis feel right hurr is ruining my life. Only in this case it’s from great sex.

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      • Sucking dick isn’t exactly an act of submission

        Yeah, I generally agree. Trying to please your man isn’t an act of submission. Now if he commanded you to suck his dick and you obeyed, that would be submissive.

        he is utterly at my mercy.

        Well not really. He could always punch you in the face and then jack off onto you while you lay there crying, lol.

        Any activity that results in the man shivering uncontrollably, or lying there staring at the ceiling unable to speak, or with silent tears leaking down the sides of his face

        I’ve never had a stroke while getting my dick sucked. Either you’re the best cocksucker in the world, or you only date men with serious neurological disorders.

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      • Well… from a BJ, never had stroke like symptoms either. BUT, I have been fucked into the 2nd state “lying there staring at the ceiling unable to speak”. Probably because I fuck whores sometimes unlike Anonymous. But I have had hotties work me on top into a catatonic state on many occassions. The hip-grinding, the 7-9 body (never a 10 for me sadly) just attempting to extract sperm from me in fucking Malcom X style, “by any means necessary”. My theory is you either have never been proiperly ridden or just don’t chase cock-riders who DO have value in this way. Secondarily, you can teach chaste women the same method as the “bonus plan”

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      • Back in the 1980s when I was a young man I was dating this woman – Sylvie – and her BJs were so incredibly good it felt like I was floating above the bed – levitating – and then after I came in her mouth, my hands and face became numb and tingly and then for a few minutes I felt a high similar to cocaine ( although I have a very limited experience with drugs, never was the type )

        In bed she was the best by far, the sex was fuckin’amazing but everywhere else she was so dysfunctional that she was driving me insane!!; she fed pepsi all day to her 4 year old because it was the only think he liked!…

        the 4 year old was up until 2 am every night!

        she used to let her 4 year old go in circles around the kitchen table ( on his tricycle) while we were eating supper, she would follow him with a fork to feed him a bite once in a while

        it was like a circus…a freakishly bad circus

        he would barely take 2 or 3 bites, and then when it was time for dessert he came and sat at the table and she “rewarded” his bad behavior with a big piece of cake!!

        that woman was messed up in the head beyond belief

        but man her BJs were unbelievably good……………..

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      • on September 20, 2013 at 7:59 am RappaccinisDaughter

        “He could always punch you in the face and then jack off onto you while you lay there crying, lol.”

        Nobody has ever tried this. I hope nobody ever does. That sounds like a really good way to trigger a bite. I wouldn’t even necessarily have to do it voluntarily; I clench my jaw in an automatic response to both pain and surprise.

        “or you only date men with serious neurological disorders.”

        None that I’m aware of. And they’re not stroking out, although sometimes it kind of looks like they’re having seizures. Scared the bejeezus out of me the first time it happened.

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      • Or she’s just fronting. She’s afraid of being submissive, and has to resort to subtle brags.

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      • True… but if she lets him come inside her mouth, it is an act of submission on her part, and even more if she swallows…

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      • my reply was to Rappacinisdaughter

        not to Anonymous…

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      • on September 20, 2013 at 8:03 am RappaccinisDaughter

        No, no, no. Swallowing the gentleman’s relish is done a) out of politeness; and b) out of a desire to keep things neat and tidy. If you let them pull out of your mouth for the money shot, they will *inevitably* either get it in your hair or, worse, your eyes. And then you’re stuck in sunglasses for the rest of the day. GAH.

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      • i do not like blowjobs. and it’s not a lack of trying it– as soon as a girl hears that they say ‘oh well you need it done right’. for me i just would rather look at some t&a instead of the top of a head. a good handjob can get way better friction and the woman can be full on display during.

        and then that’s all aside from the super sexiness of most women either avoiding or spitting you out. i ain’t producing this oxytocin for nothing here.

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      • Do it near a mirror, you can look at her T&A in the mirror ( she does not have to be aware that you can see )

        Hand jobs are nice too, it’s different, I like variety

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  42. A few things…I noticed around the madness.

    Baby sideburns…I hope that isn’t some dumb nickname.

    Rainbow…to signify she is in a lesbian marriage.

    The blue ribbon tied to the blue balloon…to signify what color his manhood is.

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  43. Yes. A girl I’ve been seeing. When I totally ignored her, she came running back.

    When she gives me things and stuff, I do things for her. But lately I realize that even that means that she starts to take more…less sex, less giving stuff.

    You can’t be a total dick, but you have to be keenly aware of the signs of girls pulling away and pull away and disappear in appropriate proportions.

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  44. on September 19, 2013 at 12:07 pm gunslingergregi

    sticky situation should I hang with my best friends chick
    from way back when I introduced em
    but yea he gave me her number but he said don’t tell her he gave it to me
    I guess if I have to ask
    although back in day I did share bitches with him when I was done with em

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  45. I know more about such charts than I should admit. Though mine, back when I thought these were mere, trivial hurdles to be overcome as all other hurdles are overcome, was a spreadsheet. Sex was never the currency I was given for complying, she would have put that on the spreadsheet (as another of my obligations) if she’d been honest. (The night she announced the divorce she told me it was important we have sex one last time. Not making this up.)

    No. Implied but not spoken for beta Daddy is this: You are on probation. Fail and you will lose home, wife, children, financial fruits of 20 years of effort.

    It grew and grew, my spreadsheet. They always will, because the line items are not the point. The point is to say “You failed me again. You are not good enough, for ME.” At the time I was two years into another startup. I’m a guy, I was totally and completely beta, I just kept getting up earlier. Watch this, I said to myself, I am going to be the motherfucking post-feminist Good Man of the Year (GMY).

    “I can do anything, BFD, your task list is tough like putting on my shoes” is not the way to fix this situation. This was after 19 years of marriage. Wife had worked for two years at onset of marriage, then stopped. At the end I was getting up at 3 a.m. I did 100% of the weekend cooking, parked my plane and didn’t fly for two years. Left work to “share” the driving of children. Cleaned floors, cleaned all the bathrooms, baked bread, baked fucking cute cookies, planted 200 trees, worked from 7 a.m. to 8 p.m. supervising 40 people and a $25mm investment, came home to my bowl of pasta and … oh, no wine. “No alcohol” was on the list. “Run 5 miles a day” was on the list: I bought a reflective vest and was on the roads at 5 a.m. “Finish book” was on the list: wrote 1000 words a day. Collapsed at 10, back up at 3. She complained to the marriage counselor: “We ask him to change and … he just changes!” I was too stupid to understand that passing the tests was not the objective, failing them was. And yes, first person plural. I was now married to a divorced feminist 60 year-old MSW, in addition to college sweetheart SAHM. Attending marriage counseling (during the workday, of course) was on the spreadsheet, followed by “personal therapy” with the counselor “because he must have PTSD”, details of which counselor passed to wife without disclosure to me. “Sell company and retire at 40” was on the list. I almost got that done, too, before she blew up the family.

    Oddly we sometimes learn the most by what’s omitted. “Sustain marital monogamy” was not on my Daddy’s List.

    These lists are exams that the man is supposed to fail. Succeeding just hastens the divorce. If you see one of these lists, it’s DefCon1. Aside from being dishonest statements of wifely contempt and disinterest, all I can say is, this is a Pavlovian exercise, and fellas, you’re the dog, and the treats will be withdrawn, no matter how high you keep jumping. That decision has already been made.

    If I’d known 25% of what I’ve learned on sites like this in the past 12 months, my children would have grown up without the deep, existential despair that now will never leave them. I was so stupid that after 2-3 years of my spreadsheet, the night she asked me out for dinner, I was happy and excited because I thought it was “date night” and I had proven my worthiness by completing almost every task. Unfortunate chapter in lifelong marriage now ended! My ex- and I never argued, once or raised our voices with each other, in their presence. Six months after I let her destroy our family I got an offer for the company.

    Unthinking hypergamy, entitlement, Eat Pray Love idiocy, fear of hitting the wall and losing all SMV, sexual restlessness, feminist contempt for men generally, greed: those are the subtexts a man should investigate when confronted with “Daddy’s Sticker Chart.” And remember, a crafty woman after even 10 years or so, will know exactly what you value most. Then she will take it, if allowed. Don’t be a cliche, as I was.

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    • You know BV i mostly enjoy your contributions here but this one is just sad. To me it really soinds a wierd way to approach marriage.

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      • Actually, it’s pathetic, Mike. But I think there are a lot of guys who were raised as I was and completely stupid about what it all means once they are on the wife-driven improvement plan. I know a lot of guys now who have submitted to this regime.

        The critical insight for me was is well-understood by the redpill world, a world I had no idea existed. That is, the more I jumped, the less likely it was she would get a grip. My overachiever ethic was exactly the opposite of what was necessary to fix things. Overachieving and going farther and farther in search of the last mile is how you build a company, and it turns out I used the wrong model to respond to her.

        I should have responded with authoritarian calm, dismissed the process she was creating (it was just designed so that she could tell her friends that *I* wasn’t measuring up, sadly the marriage had to end, for the benefit of her and the children). I should also have just told her to leave, if that’s what she wanted, but the children and I were staying in the house.

        There are a lot of lurkers, I bet, reading this particular entry and saying, “I have one of those honey-do programs underway. Should I comply?” That was my only impulse, giving some testimony on what I think these demeaning programs really mean to other guys in the midst of it, so that perhaps they see the correct way to interpret their wives’ hostility.

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      • Every man in my family, for generations, behaved as I did, confronted with difficulty in personal or professional contexts. (Imagine being a farmer in northern Iowa in 1860, living in a sod house. Not a good environment for quitters.) They were rewarded for doing so. I didn’t think about it in any other way. I do think all relationships have their sin curve qualities. It’s no longer true with post-1970 marriage, family law, child services, and the like. That’s no news to anyone here. It was big news to me because I was in the matrix. Not no more.

        Didn’t post for sympathy, coffee is for closers, and I’m a free man now with insight. Maybe someone else can climb the learning curve a little faster than I did.

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      • I.e., I was the first man on either side of my family to divorce, dating back to the 18th century.

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      • on September 20, 2013 at 5:12 pm gunslingergregi

        wow

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    • on September 20, 2013 at 8:37 am RappaccinisDaughter

      What a nightmare. She sounds like an extreme emotional abuser. Shame on that counselor for enabling her.

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    • Wow. Sorry man. You are not alone.

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    • thanks for telling this story.

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  46. Kids are fun. Not all aspects of life revolve around keeping yourself as alpha as possible in every situation per the sexual market criteria. I bet the dude’s daughter made that chart for him and he loves it. I like being a dad way more than killing time with some vapid chick. Being a fun dad that your kids like to play with is not mutually exclusive with maintaining hand in your sex life.

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    • Wait, Nevermind. I see now that the dude’s wife made that for HIM. Disregard my previous comment.

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    • Why would his daughter make him a chart about blowjobs and naked dancing??

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    • While in this situ, the chart is a sign that the guy’s marriage has seen better days, I do agree with what you said about life in general. I mean, the true and total way to behave like an ultimate alpha male is to be a sociopath — totally non-reactive, blithe with the emotions of others, etc. In other words, if you honestly don’t give a fuck, you will have a lot of ‘the attitude’ down. And yeah, you’re invulnerable but who cares?

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    • It’s “Daddy’s” list because the wife doesn’t consider him a man or a sexual object of value, with a name. His actual name is replaced by an asexual diminutive, and one that only exists because she has a vagina. His identity, his highest and best use, to her is his sperm donation.

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  47. on September 19, 2013 at 12:19 pm Full-Fledged Fiasco

    Death to America.

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    • IP address logged and noted by PRISM. The gentlemen in shiny black boots will be along shortly to escort you to a “re-education center.” Thanks for playing.

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      • damn, jay in DC…you about PRISM…..i though they only used that stuff on god like productions and such sites…

        …anyway, PRISM is out to get preppers…the ZOG has no issues with brown foreign men destroying and desecrating an anglo saxon society

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  48. The bitch is probably secretly hoping you’ll tear that chart in half in front of her.

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  49. on September 19, 2013 at 12:38 pm gunslingergregi

    this is prob a good idea for guys to right a chart like this of what they expect fomr their woman would help to keep them from slacking
    make it like they at work and they got to put at least 8 hours a day into you

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  50. There’s a line missing, isn’t there?

    Cook dinner for mommy XX…. Divorce

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  51. Not to nitpick or go off topic, but “castrati” in music history specifically meant male opera singers from the 16th through 18th centuries who were castrated in their youths to have high voices like women. They started in the Vatican (naturally enough, for such a perversion) for church music but they then became mainly associated with Baroque opera. many of Handel’s operas and oratorios were composed with castrati in mind. There was actually an Italian movie from 15 years ago or so, Farinelli, named for the most famous of the castrati. So from the point of view of a muisic lover who knows this history, the title “silent castrati” kind of misses the point- they were supposed to be great singers. At least if they had their balls cut off for professional reasons, they never got married and so were not subjected to indignities like these.

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  52. “This is what a femenist (marriage) looks like!”

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  53. Pavlov proved his theorem by withholding his treats, in the end, from the dog.

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  54. I know a married couple like this. I don’t know if she has a similar chart for him, but I wouldn’t be surprised if she does given the way they behave. Of course, they do SWPL things to their kids like encourage their daughter to show her “masculine side” and their son his “feminine side”. At least on facebook, she still seems to be deeply in love with him. But… OTOH, when I did last meet them in person, I negged her and she ate it up greedily.

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  55. “His wife hates him because he’s such a pushover. ”

    I would say contempt, rather than hate.

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    • It is really hate, not contempt. Women really hate, they don’t just despise, the betas *who desire them*. Because women feel degraded by being desired by a beta, humiliated by the implication that he considers them his equals. They merely despise only the betas who don’t desire them. A woman who is given a love poem by a beta feels degraded by his creepy desire, one who is given a piss facial by an uncaring asshole feels may well thrilled by his way of paying attention to her.

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  56. Found the ‘wife’ that created this chart. She isn’t much to look at.

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  57. http://www.chicagonow.com/baby-sideburns/2013/08/rather-be-a-man/

    that’s the blog of the woman who made this list
    should I be shocked that she doesn’t like being a woman and would rather be a man?

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    • Good find. 90% of women in Gen X feel this way. One killed her baby by placing him on the conveyor belt at the Madrid airport this morning. This happens every day.

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    • she has an entry about how she lets her son wear princess dresses http://www.chicagonow.com/baby-sideburns/2013/09/can-i-make-my-son-gay/

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      • From that blog post: “Because here’s the thing. I don’t care if my son is gay. I don’t care if he was born gay and I don’t care if he grows into someone who’s gay. … Alls I really care about is that my son grows up and is happy. And that he moves into the house next door to me and gives me lots and lots of grandbabies.”

        She doesn’t see how those two things are odds with one another.

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      • The babies would have to be adopted thus would not really be her grandbabies

        if she does not care that they would not have her DNA, she would probably don’t mind if the adopted babies were not caucasian

        as I have said before women tend to go with what feels good to them in the short term ( as long as they are happy and have grandbabies she is happy) and can not see the long term consequences ( low birth rates, race replacement, the demise of the white race)

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      • From her post:

        Alls I really care about is that my son grows up and is happy. And that he moves into the house next door to me and gives me lots and lots of grandbabies. I don’t really care whether he does this with Justine or Justin, Christina or Christopher, Lauren or Loren. Although who the F names their son Loren? I’m not sure I’d want them for in-laws.

        Getting pounded in the ass by Justin may prove an ineffectual means of siring grandchildren.

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      • ” … Getting pounded in the ass by Justin may prove an ineffectual means of siring grandchildren…. ”

        well said

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      • Hemingway’s mother did this too and it made him a red pill kind of guy.

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      • I wouldn’t make too much of that. It was conventional at the time.

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      • To the contrary, Hemingway had grievous sexual identity issues. Read Garden of Eden, and then check out how first he married a much older woman; then he married Pauline, who looked like a boy; then he spent a couple of years with Martha, who was beautiful, and the two of them were miserable; then he married mannish Mary.

        But read Garden of Eden. He spent 20 years on it, it was only published after his death, and it is about sexual identity ambiguity of a very high order.

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      • letting a little boy wear princess dresses is borderline child abuse

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    • She needs to get hit by a bus stat.

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    • I read her page about being a man and it is actually quite funny and she is not bashing men at all, does not sound like a man hater/feminist.

      I suppose this will get me to be called beta… but that’s ok, I know I am only 2/3 alpha, I’m ok with it.

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    • I can’t believe nobody posted the about section:

      Karen is the ridiculously hairy, self-deprecating writer of the blog Baby Sideburns. She has spent the past fifteen years working for national advertising agencies until she was promoted to her newest favorite job— Mommy. She lives with her two amazing kiddos and a very forgiving husband who is kind enough not to call her Cousin It when she undresses for bed every night.

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      • on September 20, 2013 at 7:09 am Hugh G. Rection

        She’s certainly a piece of work. I’d really like to see the husband that had to sink to those lows. Scalzied. Maybe he’s a closet furry…

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      • Being a hairy woman sucks. You’d think she’d be a bit more grateful to find someone who doesn’t mind that she remains au naturel. She should be offering him a lot more than an occasional bj for what he puts up with. Instead, she castrates him on the internet like the passive-aggressive shrew that she is. Karma my ass.

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      • I don’t get the part where “he calls her cousin”

        what does that mean??

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      • Ok I get it now, it is a reference to “cousin it” in some tv show from the 1960s or 1970s

        At the risk of being called pedantic, had she used quote marks -as I did – it would have been much clearer

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  58. Also slightly OT:

    You may have seen me talking before here about the Golden Age of EEs in DC. This was mid 2000s when you could find a Euro hottie to fuck who was probably a nanny for some entitled DC politico libcunt. This all dried up in the past few years. SO I THOUGHT. I know there is a statistically large amount of DC readership here so I’m gonna help some brothas out. They aren’t gone. They simply moved… but close by.

    They are in Ocean City, MD and other Delmarva beaches. I was down there for the weekend and was chatting up randoms and was literally fucking shocked at the amount of slavic accents from bangin’ young hotties. There are ALOT down there. Chicks running rides, game on the boardwalk, waitresses, hostesses, random stores, you name it. The deal is this. (as I found out from the Polish chick)

    There is a very large FSB country travel agency that pimps these DC area jobs to young kids over there for about US$2K or so. They do all the paperwork and get them the J1 work/travel visas in an expedited fashion so they easily earn the 2K back and get to come experience “The American Exceptionalism”. I met a Ukie, a Pole, a couple Czechs. All between about 20-25 or so. Pretty blue and green eyed thin white girls with amazing foreign accents. (note: thwack– not invited, keep the American bitches please. We don’t need you miscegenating some of the only “pure” stock we’ve left anymore.)

    If you are wise, you will throw tight game and put a ring on one of these bitches and then go BACK with her to the country of origin.

    You are welcome… (watches the “Gold Rush” of dudes rolling down to the beach next summer to swoop hot foreign ass).

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    • (note: thwack– not invited, keep the American bitches please. We don’t need you miscegenating some of the only “pure” stock we’ve left anymore.)
      ———————————————————————————————

      Jay, why don’t you keep me out of this and instead, be the direction and the clarity your women are seeking to counter the confusion and nonsense they experience all around them?

      Thats your job!

      It only becomes my job when you won’t do it.

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  59. As the Sage of Baltimore said, “Marriage is the loss of hope.” Being 42 and single is still better than my brother’s fate of being left by his 13-year manic-depressive wife. All of his attempts to keep the wife happy still led to his 7 year old boy being taken away from home. The chart above should have a line for the amount of stickers it takes to have the wife stick to her psychologist’s mandated medical regimen.

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  60. To all the feminists who are all about equality I would ask, is there a “Mommy Sticker Chart” right next to it? If so why not?

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    • Wait, wait, I know this one. Ahem……

      Because women have to deal with systematic, institutionalised oppression (the big words make it true) by Santa Claus on a daily basis and such a chart for the wife would further exacerbate her already miserable, subjugated existence. Whereas men just sit around having fun and making important decisions all day so fuck them.

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  61. Years ago I had a girlfriend who would commodify her affections this way, with cutesy coupons and the like.

    Never again. I won’t tolerate that in a wife, let alone a gf.
    Fuck that shit.

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  62. This man brought this upon himself…I’m sure hints of “crazy” were popping up when they were dating…. This is what happens when a man doesn’t put his foot down in the relationship.

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  64. on September 19, 2013 at 3:45 pm Subarctic Hillbilly

    After I clean up my own throw-up from reading that chart, and if my girlfriend is properly adoring and deserving, I’ll gift her by tea-bagging her while she flicks one out.

    Give a woman exactly what she thinks (and her friends and Oprah tell her) she wants, you guarantee that her pussy goes Gobi (desert, that is)

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  65. If that isn’t a hoax, it’s scary sick… omg.

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  66. Don’t forget to tear it up, then piss on it in front of the wife, and finally make her sleep on the couch for a month. Tell the kids why, also.

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  67. Sadly most men are so clueless that they actually would love to have a chart like this that would give them a clear path towards shutting their wife’s mouth for a week. We can’t save everyone. Some of our brothers will never understand the red pill.

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  68. I seem to remember getting an anniversary card one time with coupons for things like that. They were worthless. Life works out much better when you demand instead of begging.

    Relatively speaking, anyway. She still hasn’t met the biggest demand of all, which is to strap her fat ass to a treadmill and drop some weight. Those before and after pictures elsewhere in this thread really showcase the fact that a girl can pack on a lot of weight before her face becomes hideous. It sneaks up on you. That’s what happened to my wife.

    If she’d do that, I’d put the rest of this to bed. Trying to get game at 41 is hard. I’m a nice guy. It’s just who I am. Wherever you go, there you are. It’s a motherfucker.

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    • on September 19, 2013 at 4:51 pm gunslingergregi

      me too i’m a nice guy work with that I got lol

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      • I’m a nice guy too. But I demand and get the sex I want. I can be nice at the same time I am owning that somebody is going to be milking my dick on a frequent basis. It can be by my wife or it can be with some other girl. either way, this nice guy is getting laid.

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      • on September 20, 2013 at 1:20 am gunslingergregi

        oh yea def he he he

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  69. I noticed it a couple months ago , her tight little tummy didn’t seem as tight as it used to. Post-coital on a lazy Sunday morning I drummed my fingers on it and said ” Are you still doing your yoga ? ”
    “Yeah ”
    ” And your jogging ? ”
    ” YES! ”
    ” Hmmm… ”

    The following Sunday I woke to the sound of her vomiting in the bathroom.

    On the first trip to the OBGYN, I asked her Doc if she could pinpoint the date of conception. It was the last week of April, we’d spent it together on the coast.

    My first kid’s due in February. Next week we find out if it’s a boy or girl.

    She started dropping hints , like she tells me about this gold necklace, it had somehow, gotten all twisted and knotted up, she thought she’d never get the knots out, but she took it to this little, local jeweler and he was such a nice man, he even replaced a couple of the links for free, and he offers very reasonable prices * ehem * if i happen to know anyone who’s in the market for jewelry.

    If it weren’t for the kid I would’ve used that moment to politely inform her that I’m still sleeping around. ” If I buy you a ring , I’ll have to buy one for all my other girlfriends too. You know how jealous they get. ”
    She thinks I’m kidding when I say this kinda stuff.

    I’m not going to be married , not sure if we’ll even live together, she’s mostly sweet, and a knockout, well, before she was knocked up, anyway. But she’s still a woman. The question now is, will my game will slip ? Will I get tired, or complacent or just bored of f-ing her and end up like this poor bastard, or worse?

    Feels like I’ve come to the end of my recreational sex life.

    I’ve had a good run, but what to do ?

    Move in together, play house and be a good dad ?
    Or keep gaming and accept a small supporting role in my child’s life ?

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    • on September 20, 2013 at 1:23 am gunslingergregi

      me I got cake and eat it too got married but also I can have more wives or cheat as long as I don’t leave her
      it seems to work I guess kind of fucked up situation though but hey what isn’t
      get what you know you need don’t lie about it be honest and be honest if you actually do want to spend your life with one chick but know yea the pussy always gets a little old it great fucking it still ya just don’t want to fuck it all the dam time
      maybe ill find one don’t get old haven’t yet
      but I do want to spend life with wife I love her she got my back and been had my back through thick and thin so its nice to have that as well
      someone you have been through some serious shit with

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    • on September 20, 2013 at 7:39 am Hugh G. Rection

      So how did this happen? Birth control “issues”?

      Just something to consider, this does not “just happen”. I don’t think a woman can not notice for 6 months that she’s pregnant.

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      • ” So how did this happen? Birth control “issues”? ”

        Nah , nothing so nefarious as that . She can’t miss a pill because she’s never been on them. I knew the risk , I raw dogged with eyes wide open. No one to blame but myself.

        There’s a part of me that wanted to know my gun was loaded and wants to be a dad. I’m not cynical enough to allow feminism to prevent me from passing my genes to the next generation. I want this kid.

        The conflict is that the other part of me enjoys the life that game has provided. The abundance, the independence and the confidence of knowing I can get laid pretty much whenever I want.

        ” Just something to consider, this does not “just happen”. I don’t think a woman can not notice for 6 months that she’s pregnant. ”

        I wasn’t clear on the timeline. We noticed about 2 months in. Saw the OBGYN before the 3rd month. Just to confirm what we already knew. She’s very petite so there’s nowhere to hide a baby for long.

        Was really hoping CH would chime in here and offer some older brotherly wisdom.

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      • I hope the child is white

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  70. what a pigwife

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  71. I’ll play devil’s advocate. While most likely this is exactly what has been ascertained here…
    Could just be that this guy is an absolutely worthless husband. Does nothing but fart and play video games etc. In that case, this kind of thing could be a last ditch effort by a frustrated wife to somehow draw him into helping the household. Offering BJ’s (even unenthusiastic ones as I’m sure they are) is a hell of a lot nicer than crushing him with a divorce and child support. If his options are to man up and help with the baby he made or paying her mortgage anyway while another guy bangs her, it isn’t much of a choice.
    Most likely it is what it is, but we all know guys that earned a divorce through total inaction especially once they’ve reached an age where they don’t give much of a shit about banging her anyway. While I find the sticker chart emasculating like the rest of you, I don’t see anything on the list of chores that are demeaning. Taking care of your kids, helping keep the house clean and your child’s ass poop free. Cry me a river if you think those things are beneath you or that there’s anything unmanly about being a good father. Personally I think it’s fun to pack my daughter’s lunch occasionally. They too quickly grow out of that age where a little note and some extra candy from Dad makes their day.

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    • Blaming the husband out of the gate, “man up”, “earned a divorce”, “cry me a river”. Are you a woman? You’re too deep in the matrix if you’re not.

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      • Spoken like a boy who has never been (successfully) married or fathered children.
        Game only goes so far without work which is a theme CH has written on many times here. I swear some guys here have a fantasy that you can game a (decent) woman into eternally fetching you wings and blowing you by your superhuman charisma alone. That is infantile. If you think being a husband that contributes zero to improve his home life is the way to go and isn’t setting himself up to (yes) earn a divorce (as opposed to being unfairly subjected to one). Have at it and enjoy your wife either popping out your neighbor’s bastards or all that fun child support you’ll pay.
        I didn’t say that it was the case, merely that it could be and that it’s worthy of analysis from all angles. You posted exactly the type of dickish, thoughtless, and immature response I anticipated.
        You want to wax eloquently here about the downfall of western civilization, while bagging on someone advising being a good father. Right.

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      • More shaming, shaming, shaming. It’s getting quite tedious, mommy dearest.

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      • He’s not shaming, he’s saying you don’t get it.

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      • All of the things on the list are women’s work. Ive been married almost 20 years and never done any of things, just as my wife has never changed a light bulb, changed a car’s oil or climbed onnthe roof to clean up the gutters. Is this seious, are there really men out there that clean up kids puke and change diapers?

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      • Yes exactly. The woman who made this is a stay at home mom but she won’t do sexual things for her husband unless he does her chores for her. If life is so chaotic for her, it’s her own fault. I’ve had times when life is chaotic and my husband has helped out of his own goodwill, but those are only temporary seasons of life (moving or sickness) and for regular times life for a stay at home mom should be routine and orderly, not chaotic. If it’s chaotic for her she just does not know how to handle her role. If she has time to make this ridiculous chart she has time to do all those chores herself.

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    • on September 20, 2013 at 9:28 am Hugh G. Rection (Esq.)

      The devil is actually my client exclusively, so you may not play his advocate.

      I suppose it is possible, but it’s highly unlikely. I don’t often see men change that way when they get married, it’s usually the opposite. If he is a a video game playing lazy bastard, it’s likely he has been for some time. So she probably shouldn’t have married him in the first place which is usually exactly what happens.

      A marriage is a division of labor, not an equal sharing. That includes leadership.

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  72. Anyone notice the rainbow in the upper right hand corner?

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  73. She seems to want the sanitized version of being a man. You can’t say stupid shit or act out on your emotions and not expect repercussions for instance. She doesn’t see that part.

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  74. Part of me likes the idea of stability and comfort of marriage, but I’ve got that part of me that thankfully is not naive enough to see all of the risks…so then I have this situation.

    21 year old I’m dating has some long term potential. However, her sex drive is not high. If I was gonna wife someone up and have kids, she would be a strong candidate. We discussed this, and she said she would be okay with me fucking around on the side, as long as “emotionally” I’m with her. Part of me thinks giant fucking trap, but part of me also knows how strong my frame is and thinks I could probably pull it off.

    I’d be really curious to get some of you guys that have a lot of experience with settings frames and sticking to them in relationships. Is this reasonably possible to sustain over a long period of time?

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    • i know a beta-looking guy doing this with a laotian (hot as hell, looks like a cartoon character) wife, he can go to ‘massage’, etc, just can’y bring any of it home. he has kids and the works and his wife stays hot. it could be worth the shot but try before you buy and see how she handles it.

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    • Do NOT agree to monogamy with this girl. Not even (ESPECIALLY not even) in marriage. Your mis-matched sex drives WILL be an issue long-term, and will result in you cheating (followed by divorce rape and possibly losing your kids) or being a miserable “incel” who’s just waiting for the sweet merciful release of death.

      That said, you’ve already had the talk about it which is good (a lot of guys are too pussy to say they aren’t sexually satisfied) and she’s already given you permission which is even better. This isn’t necessarily a trap. It CAN be, if you don’t know what you’re doing. But if you understand the dynamics because an oLTR (open long-term relationship), you can make this work.

      Read everything I’m linking below, and you’ll have a solid grasp on why her saying “just don’t emotionally cheat” is 100% consistent with how these things work:

      http://yareallyarchive.com/2012/6/#comment-heartiste-347499

      http://yareallyarchive.com/search/?q=primary+secondary

      And further reading material on the subject I recommend, by a PUA who knows his shit:

      http://yareallyarchive.com/2012/12/#comment-heartiste-393398

      Good luck. Personally, I see this style of relationship becoming more popular in the future as more men reject marriage, as more men talk and realize how little sex actually happens in most LTRs, and as more women are forced to lower their ridiculous expectations of what they deserve from a high-value man.

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      • I was actually hoping you might reply. I’ve read both of those specific comments previously and actually kind of used them to structure the conversation I had with her, so thank you for that. Here is the background to the story, if you want to provide any more insight, that’d be awesome:

        I’m 22, she’s 21. I’m a recent college grad and doing very successful, she’s got a few years left. Now that she’s back in college, it’s long distance. She knows I have 3 other girls in my life and that I’m fucking all of them. I know she has one guy she’s been dating (who after 3 weeks said he loved her). I couldn’t care less, though the fact she keeps him around is a bit of a red flag.

        When I visited her recently because she was on the way to my destination, we had a serious talk. We have very good chemistry. I flat out said (and really, I remembered your comment and used it as a bit of a template, “if we want to get serious, you wanting sex once a week and me wanting it every day is not going to work. If you want me to consider *possibly* marrying you, you would have to consider having an open marriage. Understand that it’s purely physical, and I would 100% be emotionally devoted to you. I would not cuddle with these other girls, take them on dates, etc. They are literally a warm hole to stick my dick in. Understand that you still get sex whenever you want from me, and this means you CANNOT fuck other guys. I am the only one that gets that freedom.”

        From your comment:”There ya go, this is all field-tested by lots of PUAs and naturals over the years, including myself. If you’re not at a point in game where you believe that this is possible or that it’s something you can do consistently, that’s cool. Just understand that you’ve just been socially conditioned your entire life to think that way.”

        It sounds like I just need to have an iron frame. My SMV is pretty high, and she’s already told me I’m like nobody she’s ever dated. We’re still months away from any real commitment or relationship, but if I just bring this up everytime we talk about “serious” stuff, then I see no reason I can’t pull it off though. You’re right though, previously I wouldn’t have ever thought I could pull this off; but I’m at that point now where I’m thinking, “It’s crazy, but fuck it, I can probably do it!”

        She has one or two other red flags that warn me, but to be honest, if I can have the stability and comfort of LTR and still get to spit game on the side, I could look past them. Thoughts?

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      • on September 20, 2013 at 11:23 am Hugh G. Rection

        Open LTR yes, why not? Marriage no. What’s the upside to making it any more official than an LTR?

        You’re 22, you have years and years of top shelf poon ahead of you.

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      • Truthfully, none. Sometimes though, I get burnout from it all and feel like that’s the easier route. The easier route is never the most rewarding though.

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      • on September 20, 2013 at 1:36 pm Hugh G. Rection

        Burnout from what? Spinning plates? Getting married gets you nothing but downside.

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      • on September 20, 2013 at 12:48 pm gunslingergregi

        Understand that you still get sex whenever you want from me, ””””””””’

        a bitch can almost always take dick more times in a day than you can give
        don’t promise what you cannot possibly deliver on

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      • on September 20, 2013 at 12:54 pm gunslingergregi

        I know she has one guy she’s been dating (who after 3 weeks said he loved her). I couldn’t care less, though the fact she keeps him around is a bit of a red flag.”””””””’

        I never had a bitch I dated with a dude on side but really to have a chick with a dude on side and talk about marrying this chick is insane to me that she wouldn’t of already got rid of him
        I got prostitutes that get rid of all the other dudes how you feel lol

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      • Admittedly, I have a some one-itis here, though not for a lack of other girls. I’m starting to think it may be a lack of *quality* other girls.

        No serious plans to marry anytime soon. It’d be 5 years away at least.

        This is all still new to me, and I’ve admittedly enjoyed all the new lays recently, but maybe I need to increase my standards.

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      • on September 20, 2013 at 2:31 pm gunslingergregi

        well if your just fuckin around and talking 5 years that’s better prob

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      • I’d like to add that another promise you will not be able to deliver on is not getting emotionally attached to other women, assuming that your preference is for quality.

        One day, you will meet that woman who is not shagging half the town, is not interested in having other men, doesn’t mind that you have other women, and shags like a crazy wolverine. You will probably meet and attract this woman in your mid 40’s and upwards because then you’ll be mature and experienced, not to mention better in bed.

        Better to go poly than open. Then you have some wiggle room.

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      • Thanks for the words of advice.

        It’s so hard to think that far ahead. That’s double my age now. I suppose I should really be looking forward to my older age with the skillset I’ve developed now.

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      • Thanks for the words of advice.

        It’s so hard to think that far ahead. That’s double my age now. I suppose I should really be looking forward to my older age with the skillset I’ve developed now.

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      • And that Blackdragon article is brilliant.

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    • Run away. This is not love, this is arbitrage. You will have two kids in five years, and be living in a rented room while she looses the guns of the state on you if you are 12 hours late with her alimony and child support.

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    • Never, ever consider marriage to a woman who doesn’t think you walk on water and also melts physically when you push her down on the floor. Even then, you will have to decide for yourself if said woman will change her mind in 7 years and decide she’s just not “growing” when it turns out you don’t make as much money as the girl she knew in high school who married the trust funder. You’re a temporary meal ticket to this woman, and she is lazy, avaricious, and dangerous — based on your description.

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  75. He deserves what he gets. Fuckchops..

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  76. IF…and that is a huge fucking “IF”…a man were to agree to such a chart, the list should be:
    Wash Dishes…You and your hot little sister wash me in the shower.
    Put Toilet Seat Down…Give me a Blumpkin
    Change Blowout Diaper…NEVER GONNA HAPPEN, so no need to list a reward.
    Bathe the rugrats…anal to you and your above mentioned little sister.
    Pack lunches…anal with no prep work.
    Vacuum…BJ WHILE I am vacuuming.
    Clean up throwup…I get to keep it in a ziplock baggy and put it on your bitch mother’s pillow the next time we visit her.

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    • A man should never agree to such a list because if the woman he’s with doesn’t enjoy pleasing him, there is nothing for him to do there. There is no point in his being in that relationship. If you flipped that around, it would be like him purposefully marrying a woman he has no attraction to at all, and making her have to do his job for sex. It doesn’t make any sense.

      If the point is that she’s too tired for sex, that situation could be resolved by calling in extended family or friends, or hiring a maid. Even in these screwed up times, if I’m sick or overwhelmed, I have a few home natured friends I can call on to help me keep things sanitary and make sure folks get fed.

      This is not just saying something bad about what some women apparently think a marriage is, but what little affection or attraction she feels for this man.

      I really hope this chart is a joke, and even if it is, it’s a bad one…unless he has a chart for her too.

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      • YES.

        That woman has converted her marriage into buying the services of her husband, which is what ultimately will kill it. Extra points for selling him what’s already his (sex) in return for him doing her chores. Let’s see if he ever figures it out.

        Soon she can just plunk her massive cottage cheese ass down and chew down the bonbons while bitching with her BFFs about being unhaapy. Mission accomplished. God forbid she womans up and takes care of her home.

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      • “too tired for sex”? We’re talking about a guy who keeps that woman alive in her comfort.

        Shall the man say:

        “Honey, I’m too tired to work today. I guess we lose our house and have no money for groceries. It’s only fair, I’m a delicate creature, deserving of consideration. Your welfare is no longer my concern. I’m *tired*.”

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      • To be fair, sex is like art. Inspiration and motivation are crucial to good performance. Since women are swept by the tides of their hormones, there are but a couple of legitimate ways of handling the fatigue that comes with balancing conscious motherhood and sexual demands while not going to a mental place of crybabying. One is to learn to be okay and hoping her husband will be okay with her being a present and attentive, but a bit less active sexual partner. The other is to bring in backup so she can get enough rest to stay on her A game.

        Another less “legitimate” option is to bring in or allow for sexual backup, but most western women are a bit insecure for this.

        No matter the culture, once a woman is married or acquired, and makes children, her life is not just her own anymore. It’s about her kids and her man. Those kids are going to grow up and leave to hopefully make families of their own, so really it’s mostly about her man. A happy, whole man is a happy, whole father. A broken man is a broken father. Kids get survival priority, but the husband gets emotional priority, if for no other reason than this is crucial to the kids’ survival and wellbeing. Regardless of whatever social movements, I don’t see how any woman misses this.

        Maybe this is one of those situations where I didn’t see how deep the rabbit hole goes…but now that I’m starting to see it, so many things make sense now. Rather, the level of their nonsense is clear now.

        And there goes one of the last bits of sympathy I had for certain women.

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      • ” … To be fair, sex is like art. Inspiration and motivation are crucial to good performance…. ”

        I have been saying pretty much the same thing for years ( for what it is worth, I am a musician – not my day job though )

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      • People in general have no clue what a real marriage is supposed to be about. I can’t speak for men, but most women I know want to be married for the sake of being married – for appearances, to have the celebration/ceremony/reception, to look like the perfect little family and the perfect little wife, except they don’t know what work it takes to BE a perfect little wife. Also people are too selfish. I agree with you, though, Nicole, that being “too tired” is not an acceptable reason to not be intimate with your husband. Maybe if you’re legitimately sick or something from time to time, but overall, providing intimacy to a husband is part of one’s wifely duties, just as it’s part of the husband’s duties to lead the household.

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      • I doubt it is a jokey joke. I am sure the landwhale and her friends have a laugh over it. I am sure he is expecting a BJ to write into his diary to remember forever, and she will deliver a ducklips kiss and tell him that he get busy cleaning up some mess the baby made so she can focus on her soapopera.

        Currently, I am not intending to get married again, until I figure out how to put the fear of God into a woman that if she ever crosses me, she is out on her ass. While we have laws that give an exwife half of all a man owns, that is going to be hard, and I will just have to keep dating without commitment.

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  77. The masculinization of female cranial-facial morphology has accelerated over the past four centuries: http://news.ncsu.edu/releases/wms-ross-iberian/

    We must stop this!

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  78. …another idea for a bumper sticker
    “I’d rather be divorced than hen-pecked”

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  79. on September 19, 2013 at 8:42 pm gunslingergregi

    No rations: Pictures of cartloads of meat (left) and fashionable clothes (right) give the impression that French life was the same as pre-war. In fact they lived on starvation rations and 20 per cent of all food was taken by the Nazis

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2417335/Paris-Nazi-lens-Propaganda-images-occupied-French-capital-citizens-thriving-German-””””””””””””””””””””””’

    at this
    ””””””

    RT @therajraj: @heartiste do you think German soldiers were raking in Parisian poon during this period?
    ”””””
    so wait a sec they only taxed em 20 percent not too bad

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  80. what is the point of all this excessive literary flair in these posts? it should be kept simple like Rollo’s blog. it’s annoying as fuck to read

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  81. In really real life, no wifey would put on paper, for all the world to see, that the price needed to get her sucking cock is the equivalent to a few minutes of easy house work. I mean, how would imparting that knowledge (and mental image) impact their kids mental development?
    I am being silly, of course. The wifey would first have to care about this for it to matter.

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  82. Well…

    Apparently, I live in cultures wherein being dancey and blowjobs are not standard foreplay, and for a few days of the month, the main event.

    I am having a moment of confusion here.

    I don’t even know what to say except the words “total wash” come to mind. If you’re going to sacrifice your testicles on the altar of western marriage, at least the sex should be good.

    I mean…damn.

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  83. on September 19, 2013 at 10:43 pm gunslingergregi

    hearts beating kind of quick just friended the first chick I ever loved on facebook and she single
    I can’t breath wtf she still hot as fuck

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    • on September 19, 2013 at 10:48 pm gunslingergregi

      belly all warm and shit
      IM FREAKIN OUT MAN

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      • on September 19, 2013 at 10:51 pm gunslingergregi

        she got a masters degree though so uhh might be brainwashed

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      • on September 19, 2013 at 10:56 pm gunslingergregi

        oh shit she got pic from dance we went to on face

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      • on September 19, 2013 at 10:57 pm gunslingergregi

        yea jesus I got her at the prettiest holy fucking god is she pretty

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      • on September 19, 2013 at 11:00 pm gunslingergregi

        yea should of just died after dating her
        can never top it
        how the fuck
        but yea even time ravaged her
        life is fucking cruel as fuck

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      • on September 19, 2013 at 11:15 pm gunslingergregi

        ok finally chatting took a sec he he he
        although she said she was sleeping woke up and accepted my friend request it was accepted quick as fuck the chatting took a bit longer

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      • on September 19, 2013 at 11:24 pm gunslingergregi

        oh coffee would be nice

        yea bitches oh shit

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      • on September 19, 2013 at 11:32 pm gunslingergregi

        said sorry for cheating on her wtf was wrong with me lol

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      • on September 19, 2013 at 11:37 pm gunslingergregi

        Oh, many moons ago. No worries. Young and dumb
        ””””’
        there is the one of two apologies

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      • on September 19, 2013 at 11:52 pm gunslingergregi

        i’m killing myself i’ll never see or be with a chick that hot again fucking christ

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      • on September 20, 2013 at 12:04 am gunslingergregi

        ok weird ain’t heard from wife in two weeks but she call now
        she always fucking calls when i’m talking to another chick I actually like
        it is fucking weird how the fuck does she know
        she got some kind of telepathic connection with me yo

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      • on September 20, 2013 at 12:20 am gunslingergregi

        kind of cute though only pic she has of when she young was dance with me mua mua hahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahhah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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      • on September 20, 2013 at 4:38 am gunslingergregi

        advice from my brother form another mother
        bro calm the fuck down first things first she with someone how many kids
        ok two kids she with someone
        me says single on book
        bro your chances increased
        start kickin it to her
        WTF slow the fuck down no one remembers that shit start slow ask her what she doing now why she moved name of kids then get into divorce then your sob story
        you should tell her your trying to get things straightened out right now see what she says
        tap into mother instinct try to get response
        yes
        be like you look very good in fb do you work out
        im trying to get back into it maybe you could be my trainer
        you see how that broke down complement then tap into mother instinct asking for help
        mad game bitch
        you need to compliment first or else it might not work
        you putting the cart before the horse right now
        calm down need to focus
        man the fuck up if you want something try to go get it
        hold on you got to lay down ground game first and don’t seem so god dammed desperate you will push her away
        slow down go jack off or some shit
        all its going to take is work lay the ground game get some teeth play on her nurture instinct
        she used to work as care worker so I know she has it in her
        you just have to put in some work like start being more presentable and shit start working out a little
        you can do this
        I think you the one that is scared
        yea but this is the one you’ve wanted for a while now is your chance you only get one chance do not miss your chance to blow up
        cuz opportunity comes once in a lifetime
        fucking drill sergeant and shit lol

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    • Take it slow , take a deep breath or you’re gonna mess it up

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      • on September 20, 2013 at 7:50 am gunslingergregi

        yea kind of what my friend said in way in roundabout way its in mod though
        thanks

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      • on September 20, 2013 at 7:51 am gunslingergregi

        WTF slow the fuck down no one remembers that shit start slow ask her what she doing now why she moved name of kids then get into divorce then your sob story”’
        lol

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  84. So, let’s see what Mommy’s chart has for rewards…

    -Change diapers etc….. extra lube for anal tonight

    -Do dishes etc…. He eats pineapple and cinnamon instead of aspearagus before her blow job

    -House clean every night… won’t forget to untie her from the bed in the morning.

    -Don’t gain 5 pounds… He’ll be seen in public with her this weekend

    -Naked Pole dance…. He won’t fuck her best friend this week.

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  85. Ah, Nicole. You have thick, stout bones, fun-tits, and are at least 1/3rd the way towards understanding the universal, unrelenting male hunger&need to get off on a regular basis with a woman that does not actually hate him – before lunch, shortly after dinner, and for sure at the Mid-Nite Hour.

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    • Thank you Rum. 🙂

      I suspect many women understand it on some level, but rather than use it as a bridge, they use it as some sort of leverage, which is really stupid. The over entitled may not understand how stupid it is because they are used to underestimating men.

      They really don’t know what they’re missing. Good dick with a dude who knows all your nooks and crannies and can play you like a musical instrument that screams is like the best thing ever.

      How could someone use sex as currency with the person who would take them there? The man is holding the key to heaven in his pants, and these kinds of women are changing the locks.

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  86. Just remember guys; you don’t have to wait for prison to convert to Islam:

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    • We can go to prison to convert to Islam, or we can let Islam convert us to the prison their religion is.

      or not

      I think it is time for good men to stop doing nothing and take back the reins of Western Civilization before it is too late.

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      • Also, one reason for the success of Islam in prison is because the guards and administration support it.

        Why?

        Because the best thing for the guards is inmates who are interested in correcting and repairing themselves for life when they get out.

        The worst kind of man is the man without hope; that is the only kind of man for whom being around him is worse than being him.

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  87. Gentlemen, I believe this man is NOT fuxin around. Thank you mr heartiste, you don’t make jokes, you make successful babies. You build generationszz. 4 real no tung-in-cheak. Thank you ma dude for getting me laid and for the babies I’m gonna build becauz of yoo.

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  88. The basic problem is that womyn do not want equality with men. If men do not take command, then womyn will walk all over them–then ditch them for “alpha” types. This was understood by older, wiser generations with the understanding that someone had to “wear the pants in the family.” Alas, too many post-modern men have drank the kool-ade of equality, without realizing it was all one big sh*t test.

    Then again, what does this say about too many marriages? Irony is that men want to do the right thing, but womyn will not let them. So it becomes one big struggle for dominance. And yes, look at the bigger picture. First world countries are seeing declining birthrates owing to this sort of thing. Which means they will be displaced by more virile societies. You can already see this in the ‘hood with warlord armies (i.e., gangs) staking their claims to territory, resources–and females.

    Meantime, liberal establishments flap around trying to confiscate guns from the law abiding, further feminizing themselves. It says something, that despite (because of?) the growing paramilitarization of police it is becoming harder to control America’s own cities. But then again, when you pit “beta” types against “alphas,” the latter will have the psychological edge even if the former have the APCs and drones. Perhaps we ought to examine feminized countries such as are found in Scandinavia and look at their inability to deal with riots as to where this is all going.

    Be interesting to see the endgame, and wonder what is going to happen to first world womyn when it all goes south.

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    • on September 20, 2013 at 12:53 am gunslingergregi

      they gonna get raped the shit out of and cum many times

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    • “You can already see this in the ‘hood with warlord armies (i.e., gangs) staking their claims to territory, resources–and females.”

      The Liberal Establishment IS a gang. They’ve just been around a lot longer than the ghetto gangs, and have a good PR crew which makes them appear like they are decent and democratic when they are in truth no different to a regular gang.

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  89. I sorta like the idea of this kind of list in reverse – i.e., the husband/boyfriend making a list for his wife to comply with.

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  90. Interesting how this chart and its contents, didn’t pull the massive female in-flow of contributions that the post on hitting the wall did. Men, why the fuck is that?

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    • @BV — always look forward to your comments.

      No idea why the hens didn’t cluck over this post, but let’s just be grateful for the silence. Nothing’s more annoying than seeing Lily, RD, Amy, Nicole, etc. spend paragraph after paragraph posting their solipsistic comments and pumping each other up. OK, maybe Matt King’s sermons are probably worse, but at least his comments are humorous now and then.

      If females are even going to be allowed to post here, they should be limited to two comments total, each of which should not exceed two five-sentence paragraphs. Imagine that….

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      • Banning.

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      • That is up to the blogger, and not your place to threaten.

        That being the case, allow me to lead by example, which I was pretty much doing before you started down this “Control me because I can’t control myself” road.

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      • Banning.

        And just because you managed, just this once, to restrain yourself from posting your usual twenty or thirty comments (do you even realize how often you comment compared to everyone else? I doubt it…) doesn’t mean the blogger shouldn’t give serious consideration to banning you(and some of the other females who cluck here regularly) and/or limiting the number of times you can post.

        As others have noted, this is a space for MEN to come and share thoughts and ideas. It’s not a place for women to come and try and drown out everyone else with their inane chatter — which is exactly what you and a handful of the other females seem hell-bent on doing.

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      • Scrolling, because it’s not about how much or little I post. It’s about scrolling past shit you don’t care to read so you are less of a girl than the girls you’re complaining about.

        Yes, this is a place for men, where women are allowed, and I do not take this for granted. However, since it is a place for men, I don’t expect or particularly like to see people essentially crying for someone to control the dialogue because they’re incapable of controlling themselves.

        Dudes are supposed to be here learning how not to get thrown off by women. This is a kind of therapeutic place, but nobody here is getting paid to be your therapist and make you comfortable. Most of the posts tackle highly uncomfortable topics.

        So if you’re looking for someone to hold your hand, kiss your ass, and a big Gay bro session with talking sticks and whatnot, even though I am not a guy, I can tell you that you are at the wrong blog. Find one that is moderated.

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      • Banning, because it IS about how much (never how little) you post.

        And since, as you correctly note, this site is a “place for men,” what you (as a woman) “don’t expect or particularly like to see” really doesn’t count for a whole lot, does it?

        Your attempt at a reframe is duly noted — duly called out — and duly rejected.

        You are a perfect example of why females should be banned from sites like these. At the very least, you (and Lily, and RD, and Embracing, and Amy, and….the list goes on) should be limited — strictly limited — in how often you can post comments.

        It’s not a matter of someone “crying to control the dialogue.” It’s a matter of keeping the comments on track, and not allowing you gaggle of clucking hens to derail, overwhelm (women really DON’T know when to shut up, do they?) and pollute what is otherwise an excellent site.

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      • Okay, Stillcho, let’s play a game.

        The blogger doesn’t have time to moderate and gender check each and every post because he is busy having a life, and apparently does not find the presence of women here as much of a nuisance as you do.

        So if you agree, you can become my personal moderator.

        If you’re up for the game, I’ll take a male persona, and begin posting as him from a friend’s computer. When you manage to figure out that it is me, I will not tell you if you are right or wrong, just take another persona in addition to that one. I will allow myself to post as up to five different people before unveiling them all in say, six months.

        Whenever I post as my female persona, you must respond with a rating of that post, and explain your rating. You must tell me whether it contributes something good to the place, contributes nothing, or is a horrible statement of what an evil scourge on manhood I am.

        Whenever I post as one of my male personas, you should do the same, and call this persona Nicole regardless of whether or not others believe it is me.

        Deal?

        When this little experiment is over, I hope you will understand why it is better to use your scrollbar than to ask people to do your dirty work for you when they are *volunteering* a *service* to mankind for *free*.

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      • You look a little better of late, Nicole. Did you have an abortion or something?

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  91. […] Many of us have seen examples of this — the silent suffering of the married castrati — in our social circles. Via reader Dan.  […]

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  92. Apparently, “to get out of the doghouse” means “to finally stop silent treatment and punishment of man by his woman (for sins such as forgetting an anniversary, birthday, gift, call or date)”. I imagine that this fellow spends most of his life in the doghouse, so free exit from it now and then doesn’t do much good for him.

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  93. on September 20, 2013 at 7:39 am sjpieljasroermond

    Anyone seen this article? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2424680/Kate-Thompson-Britains-worst-wife–shes-proud-it.html

    “Meet Britain’s worst wife – and she’s proud of it: Kate won’t cook, won’t clean and only makes love to her husband (who works AND does all the chores) once a decade”

    Teh Fuck! Even worse

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    • on September 20, 2013 at 9:30 am Hugh G. Rection (Esq.)

      “She’s too busy with her career as a writer, even though he is the breadwinner”. So it’s not really a career, it’s a hobby. Why is it called “breadwinner” instead of “breadearner”?

      What a fucking loser.

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    • Brilliant comment (second worst rated) on that DM piece :

      “She is absolutely stunning. I’d do the same in order to copulate with her once a decade.”

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  94. on September 20, 2013 at 8:07 am gunslingergregi

    got the text for the football game tickets man that took a lot of received bj’s
    he he he
    i’m on a roll

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  95. clearly a fake sticker chart, b/c it would have to be painstakingly recopied every week – it is not re-usable, therefore it is satirical. but it’s point is well-taken.

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  96. I can’t even get through the 100’s of comments – so instead, I’ll just add mine to the pile.

    My loss of testicular fortitude was a series of small side-steps over 15 years. And unlike some, I lost interest in sex – I had gotten to the point where I felt so far below the level of “a man” that interest in sex just kinda went away. Of course, that desire was edged out by a constant barrage from the (x)wife and of course, in response, I became a zombie-husband and father.

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  97. […] Commitment hobbles men. Related: The decline of man. […]

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  98. […] ‘The Silent Castrati’ […]

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  99. […] after I recently visited her on the way home from moving my sister into college, I commented at the The Chateau, seeking advice and wisdom.  I wrote the following, among a few other comments.  Click the […]

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  100. […] [The Silent Castrati] […]

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  101. […] And yet, time and again we have all seen and known of married men who assume the rump-raised positio… […]

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