The Twelve Days Of Kekmas

Courtesy of reader Hackett To Bits, a Christmastime favorite updated for the Year of Our God Emperor.

On the twelfth day of Christmas
my true Kek sent to me:
Twelve Illegals Fleeing
Eleven Pepes Scheming
Ten Shitlords Gaming
Nine Ladies Preening
Eight Chicks a Texting
Seven Vages Moistening
Six Babes I’m Laying
Five Screeching Cucks
Four Despondent Libs
Three Clintons Gone
Two Dindus Out
and a President-elect named Trump!

Merry Christmas!
MAGA!

Stay Frosty the Snowman, my friend. I think we’re all dreaming of a White Christmas.





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  1. on December 24, 2016 at 10:48 pm Days of Broken Arrows

    Tell Hackett To Bits: “We always watch the Queen on Christmas Day — won’t you stay?”

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  2. Merry Christmas to you all!!

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  3. Last line should be “And a Trumpening for the US of A”

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  4. Merry Christmas everybody. And get ready to grab 2017 by the pussy!

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  5. Happy Yule everyone.
    2016 has been a great year for us.
    Tomorrow belongs to us.

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  6. This is a pretty interesting Alex Jones dialogue about Trump and his plans. If this comes true, all our dreams will come true. This is straight out of the stuff I tell my daughter. I think AJ may be Trump’s mouthpiece. He is certainly positioning himself as that by appearances. DT seems to be fine with it and willing to use him. He dropped a couple of comments during the election that makes me think he may be the center of a new network sponsored by DT.

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    • thanks for posting, CD.

      WINNING by, for, and of the people as the new, new world order. it seems like magic to people who’ve only known losing, but it’s real. and it works.

      the NWO was all about making people weaker, complicit in our own conquering. no more. it’s over. the 2nd American Revolution is here.

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      • That more than anything is what made Reagan so magical. It was like water in the desert. Trump is better by orders of magnitude by all appearances.

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    • Jones’s hot anchorbabe:

      It’s enough to make a man throw up, it sure is hard to figure…

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      • I think she is a control freak and wants a pet. I like Margaret Howell the red head better by a mile.

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      • I like Margaret Howell the red head better by a mile.

        I like Howell better, too–McAdoo is actually something of a butterface–but the fact that Jones is featuring a coalburner in such a prominent position still renders him suspect.

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      • I prefer to think of Alex as a modern day Edgar Cayce. an imperfect, often confused medium.

        they’d even look alike if Alex laid off the pastries and ribs.

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      • I’ve always thought he was tapping Lee Ann.

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      • Food is good in Austin. Alex is a great American in my book at this point.

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      • She looks like she’s got mystery meat genetics herself, so it’s not like a great loss… but still, point taken… she’s got some real psych issues to not do better than that bubble-lipped, slewfoot-lookin’ shitskin.

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  7. They are just silly girls…

    May All The Pussy Be Grabbed In 2017

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  8. on December 25, 2016 at 6:35 am (((Divine Son of Kek)))

    Who says the Clintons are done for?

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    • Mr. B.J. Clinton and his beard Thunderbiscuits are dead of natural causes, secondary to GRID and alcoholism, inside two years. Chelsea is a silver-spooned layabout lacking her parents’ psychopathic ambitions born of insecurity.

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      • I don’t think Hillary is retreating any time soon. She will try again for 2020 and soon we will see upbeat media stories about Hillary being the comeback kid. She will rest for a few months, watch and criticize Trump as he assumes the Presidency, and plan her comeback with a mix of new and old advisers. She will lose 40 pounds and have another facelift. She isn’t going away because she is entitled to be the first female POTUS. The Dems don’t want her and this is why Biden has openly flirted with running in 2020.

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      • on December 26, 2016 at 3:24 pm Captain Obvious

        mack, I agree that that’s what she WANTS to do, but I don’t know that her body can provide it for her – b!tch is 69 but has the body of a 96 y.o.

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  9. Merry Christmas y’all. MAGA.

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  10. on December 25, 2016 at 9:17 am (((Divine Son of Kek)))

    btw

    Useful white people with the means to avoid the riffraff aren’t worried about the future of the white race. They aren’t worried about losing their long-held privileges in a global economy. Useful white people aren’t going anywhere.

    2017 New Year’s resolution for the AR: quit crying and make yourselves useful. Shouldn’t be too difficult for a bunch of high IQ, hyperborean supermen.

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    • White people who can afford rent in Whiteopias are the future of the White race. We are consolidating our long-held inborn advantages, like high IQ and beauty, in Whiteopias. That’s where we’re found and we aren’t going anywhere.

      2017 New Year’s resolution for Whites: now that we’ve created Whiteopias where we feel safe around fellow Whites, it’s time to make more White children.

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    • They aren’t worried about losing their long-held privileges in a global economy.

      Wha, more hackneyed (((Alinsky))) shaming language?

      Yaaaaawn… how 14 minutes and 59 seconds ago!

      Stick with commentary on thigh-high boots, (((Brucie))).

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      • on December 25, 2016 at 12:57 pm (((Divine Son of Kek)))

        Come on, Greg.

        White workers in the US haven’t been in an extremely privileged position for much of the last century?

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      • C’mon nuthin’… people worked for a living and earned what they had.

        And the harder they worked, the more (ahem) privileged they got… go figger.

        Try it sometime, (((parasites))).

        That whole “White privilege” guilt agitprop arose because, as more and more generations passed, more and more White folks started rightfully sticking up for themselves in re the whole slavery guilt trip… e.g. the majority of Whites never owned slaves, negroes haven’t been slaves for over 150 years now, White people died to free the slaves, etc., etc., etc.

        (((You))) folks had to come up with another shaming tactic to dishearten the goyim… and this time we’re having none of it, Schlomo.

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      • Keke if we go down…yiu cunts go down to. A parasite needs a healthy host.
        That’s why you cunts are here and not in say Africa.
        Fire them up Capo…

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    • Useful white people = headless body

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    • Santa, all I wanted for Christmas was a higher quality troll.
      Didn’t get it. Sad!

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    • Being a useful idiot is great until you realize that you have no power and you are expendable at a moment’s notice. White people are in fact being used and the ones who are not falling in line are getting thrown under the bus. They are called Deplorables by the Expendables.

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  11. (((useful))) white people
    kike do you know what a hyperborean means
    It is everything that your tribe you and ((useful))) people are not (and will never be)
    ——————————————————————————————————
    I am everything that has got lost,’ sighs modern man. This modernity was our sickness: lazy peace, cowardly compromise, the whole virtuous uncleanliness of the modern Yes and No. … Rather live in the ice than among modern virtues and other south winds! We were intrepid enough, we spared neither ourselves nor others; but for a long time we did not know where to turn with our intrepidity

    Neither by land nor by sea will you find the way to the Hyperboreans’
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    F.N

    Oh btw I am just watching Nathanyahooo having epic tantrums Not so easy to come to terms with the fact ‘bama Husein screwed you for (((goodby)))
    2016 keeps on giving indeed to the very last day

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    • Si moare emirul sub jarul pustiei —
      Si focu-n odaie se stinge si el,
      Iar lupii tot urlă pe-ntinsul câmpiei,
      Si frigul se face un brici de otel…
      Dar luna cea rece, s-acea dusmănie
      De lupi care urlă — s-acea sărăcie
      Ce-alunecă zilnic spre ultima treaptă,
      Sunt toate pustia din calea cea dreaptă,
      S-acea izolare, s-acea dezolare,
      Sunt Meka cerească, sunt Meka cea mare..

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  12. Merry Christmas and congratulations all around. What a year.

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  13. KEKMAS OR HANUKEK?

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  14. Off topic but I have just checked in at LHR with my blonde 13 year old son heading to Florida.

    I’ve been told by the Muzzie security guard that my son has been picked out for a security body search at the gate. By a female officer..

    Obviously he fits the profile..

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    • Ok my son has now been checked . There were two names on the list.. I couldn’t pronounce the other one. Plus of course my sons young age will bias the averages downward.

      None of this was missed on him.

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