Lena Dunham Game

A rich vein of Game material can be mined from the antics of attention whores. Why let a dumpy skank’s cry for attention go unexploited for profit with much cuter, thinner girls?

In any texting or messaging scenario with a Prime Femininity girl you want to gentlemanly court bang, there will be instances when she tries to

a. shit test you
b. qualify you
c. beta bait you with slutty flirting
d. flake on you
e. make you chase her
f. generally act bitchy and self-entitled
e. all of the above while in a late night alcoholic stupor

Instead of reaching deep into your mental storehouse of game knowledge for the perfect response, choose the Way of the Jerkboy and send a captionless pic to her that will have her hamster spinning frantically, her vagina flowering curiously, and her heart pounding recklessly.

GIRL: I can’t meet on Friday. I have a cat grooming class.

YOU:

GIRL: You’re a really nice guy. Thanks for being there for me.

YOU:

GIRL: Don’t get any ideas, I’m not gonna send you naked selfies.

YOU:

It is my humble opinion that Lena Dunham Game represents the next level in the evolution of Emoji Game. Step aside, Birthday Cat, Lena Dunham is about to squat on you and turn you into a pickup diamond.

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Commenter zodak adds [minor edits for comedic impact],

“this is the last thing her sister saw as she was about to be molested.”

I was about to put up a fourth pic of Lena, but I think everyone’s had enough for today. Or forever.

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Great Caesar’s Ghost writes,

LaidNYC once said something like, “Tell a woman you like Lena Dunham, watch her agree. Tell a woman she reminds you of Lena Dunham, watch her rage.”

Women want to see the uglier of their sisters elevated (probably to act as pressure release valves for undersexed, uppity omega males), but they don’t want to be compared favorably to the fugs among them. Cognitive dissonance is the natural female state.

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  1. More like Gunt Game, amirite?

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  2. goddamnit i just woke up, i don’t need to see this right now

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  3. My Eyes. Anyone have any bleach?

    How about a trigger warning?

    /sarc

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    • on September 30, 2015 at 2:25 pm Captain Obvious

      > “Eyes” – I think LD is developing [or is intentionally cultivating] “Blank Stare” aka “Unblinking Eyes”. Here is [email protected] on the topic of “Campus Rape”:

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      • on September 30, 2015 at 2:27 pm Captain Obvious

        Then Eskimo-ess LD asks HRC whether HRC saw Eskimo Lenny Kravitz’s pen!s:

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      • on September 30, 2015 at 2:33 pm Captain Obvious

        To the extent that H!tlery’s brain hasn’t been completely fried by all that booze and the various micro-strokes and other neurovascular events which she is rumored to have experienced, I wonder whether she still gets apoplectic that she has to grovel like this before her Eskimo masters, or whether she’s at the Pavlov’s Dog point in her career where she does the groveling on auto-pilot. PS: I bet Huma Abedin would pony up some serious Saudi oil money for the opportunity to smack that sh!t-eating smirk right off of LD’s filthy Eskimo face.

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      • on September 30, 2015 at 2:38 pm Captain Obvious

        Pavlov’s B!tch.

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      • Huma vs Lena! Two girls enter, one man leaves!

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      • on September 30, 2015 at 4:36 pm Captain Obvious

        MT, Lena has the lower center of gravity, whereas Huma is one tall and skinny dune c00n-ette. In a fair fight, you never want to bet against the man with the lower center of gravity. Although I seem to recall that Thomas Hearns could out-reach Robert Duran.

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      • on September 30, 2015 at 4:37 pm Captain Obvious

        Roberto Duran

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      • Huma will counter by tricking Lena that she can stuff things in her cooch and the counter with a haymaker with Lena crying “no mas!”

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      • on September 30, 2015 at 7:28 pm Captain Obvious

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      • on September 30, 2015 at 7:32 pm Les Saunders, Protestant

        Just noticed that there is a “Global Citizen” music concert on in, well gosh darn it, New York City (Central Park, to be precise) of all places. Headlined by Beyonce, Public Enemy and their album “Fear of a Black Planet”, Michelle Obama hugging performers onstage, lots of diversity, while the website exhorts visitors to “Become a Global Citizen” – sign in with your Facebook/Google ID!

        Man, the regime is slipping up, they’re being way too obvious.

        And all those liberals/parasites in one place…

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      • Lena Dunham is half-Anglo. Blame that side of her family for a change, bitch.

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  4. FUPA Game!

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  5. 3 Dunham pics!!! Ohhh the pain…. The pain…

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  6. This is the right attitude toward what we’re dealing with. Constant bitching tarnishes morale and, weirdly, lowers the bar even more. As a true sculptor can concoct marvels out of rock in any state, you can use the degraded state of mass culture to manifest victories – social, economic and ascetic

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  7. The sheer absurdity of it gets funnier with each reading 😀

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  8. It must be a trick of the light, but her face (only her face) looks marginally less unattractive than usual. Or maybe I’m hopped up on shrooms.

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  9. on September 30, 2015 at 2:03 pm gunslingergregi

    my girl looking at a house to get she like if i get this house are ya gonna come up and not be a cheek
    its funny when it gets to the point that it doesn’t matter what the competition is it doesn’t bother you
    when you leaning towards letting her be free just run free girl
    they try to keep ya i guess
    im really trying to pass her down to a decent dude for when i cut out to be with my wife who been waiting 3 fucking years
    with a clear conscience fuck
    i guess the thing bout whores is when they fall in love maybe they really fall in love

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    • That last sentence is on point.

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    • on September 30, 2015 at 2:37 pm Captain Obvious

      GSGI, the bottom line is: MOAR WHYTE BABEEZ – yeah or nay? If you don’t want the ho carrying your child in her womb, then you don’t want the ho.

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      • Wild Man’s comments seem like something the pig Dunham would write. Anyone have any info about ‘Wild Man’?

        [CH: i bet it’s dumpham’s closet case bf.]

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  10. Jeez I gotta confess that even though Lena is self consumed and weird and all, I can’t help but imagine that she fucks like crazy because she loves her pussy so much (which I think is a good way to be) and I bet she masturbates like crazy and gets all shaky-legged when fucked good (which is a trait I highly value in a woman – when they can let go and do the ecstasy-spasm thing), and maybe would even squirt all over the place (awesome) and would also want to suck my balls dry and savors the taste of man-cum. Like she is really a very sensuous person (likes food alot, I bet she really enjoys and gets wet for how everything tastes) and that is why she is a bit dumpy, and likes to have lots of orgasms because she is so sensuous, and I bet she likes to watch herself in the mirror when she masturbates because she is so in love with herself, the sensuous being she is. I bet she is the type that would like a man to tell her about dirty fuckfest fantasies while she is being fucked (which is also awesome).

    So I guess I am saying I would like to fuck her. But for the other relationship stuff, keep it to fuckbuddies.

    CH – do you think the above body-felt sentiment is what such a captionless response to a woman in your fuck-radar would experience? If so that would be pretty cool.

    [CH: a fat pig who likes to fuck is analogous to an old woman who likes to dress in high heels and miniskirts. a totally useless gesture.]

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    • on September 30, 2015 at 2:41 pm Captain Obvious

      Wild Man, you starting to sound mighty dadgum Mossad to my ears.

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      • CO – is Lena jewish?

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      • Dude, *everyone* is Jewish! Haven’t you figured that out yet???

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      • on September 30, 2015 at 4:32 pm Captain Obvious

        Mordecai, lemme take a wild guess here: You don’t feel any sympathy for her Eskimo little sister getting molested by her because that Eskimo little sister has the Christian shiksa name of “Grace”?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grace_Dunham

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      • CO – maybe Grace and Lena want to get together for a threesome.

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      • Maybe Grace and Lena would like to get together for a threesome.

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      • CO – is Lena jewish?

        Yup:

        Dunham was born in New York City.[3] Her father, Carroll Dunham, is a painter, and her mother, Laurie Simmons, is an artist and photographer, and a member of the Pictures group, known for her use of dolls and doll-house furniture in her photographs of setup interior scenes.[4][5] Her father is Protestant and her mother is Jewish; Dunham has described herself as feeling “very culturally Jewish, although that’s the biggest cliché for a Jewish woman to say”.[6][7]

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      • Hello Corvinus333 – thanks for clearing that up. I guess that’s why CO is joking about my Mossad identity (I will take it as a mirthful compliment!). CO – you sure seem to be the one who is in the know about who is Jewish though!

        CO – more seriously though, on this jewish-conspiracy thing, as per the comments section of a CH post of a few days ago, where I was inquiring with you about such, I think it was Greg Elliot who responded and pointed out to me some source material for these ideas, the Elders Of Zion document, and Kevin Macdonald (evolutionary psychologist) . I looked into these and found the Elders Of Zion document to not be serious discourse but I did find some serious discourse with regards to Kevin Macdonald’s ideas. Greg Elliot – if you happen to read this – thank-you for that.

        CO – on the Kevin Macdonald discourse – he has a theory about the possibility of evolutionary selection of group traits, as opposed to evolutionary selection of traits on an individual basis via simpler sexual selection, as a possible explanation of the very intriguing set of circumstances we find around the Jewish people at this juncture in time (their extreme success in the past 200 years, and the perceived tendency for their different application of moral responsibility for the in-group vs. the out-group etc.). Kevin Macdonald’s ideas, if true, have explanatory force, which I was troubled by when I reviewed this material, because it therefore would point to an inflection point in ongoing human affairs via culture/culture power struggles, taking on a greater significance as more of a race/race power struggle with one group possessing an innate group trait (or basket of innate group traits) not possessed by the other races (even in muted form), pointing to the possibility of species differentiation. As you can imagine, if you think it through, this would be a most troubling development in international human affairs. However I was also troubled by Kevin Macdonald’s inability to point to how such a selection model would work (which I believe he agrees is not available as of yet), and as well troubled by counter evidence in the sense that the jewish people (mainly ashkenazi group) do not nearly exclusively marry within group (especially recently).

        So I looked further for an alternate explanation of current jewish state of affairs, and was happy to find something that pretty much addresses all the intriguing confluence of unusual circumstances around the current jewish situation. I found some discourse around Israel Shahak’s books – “Jewish Fundamentalism in Israel” and “Jewish History, Jewish Religion: The Weight of Three Thousand Years” that helped me see this in a better light. There is no jewish conspiracy except perhaps within their fundamental movement, which is probably dangerous and has much influence among those in power in Israel itself. The jewish situation is actually quite complex and mutli-faceted (as is the case for all cultures). There is a lot of misunderstanding of the cultural forces at play within and outside of the jewish community. The good news is that this is a cultural problem within a subset of their community and not a race problem. Israel Shahak’s message is very well worth listening to, for everybody (we all have a knee-jerk tendency towards xenophobia, which is a natural response among humans, but we need to get a better handle on this, and manage it better, for humanity’s sake).

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      • Wild Man, sadly, it isn’t a joke. Absolutely everything and anything bad is due to some conspiracy of Jews or Mossad.

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      • on September 30, 2015 at 9:15 pm Captain Obvious

        Wild Man, did Tamir Pardo order you to try to fake a new character based on, say, Perez Hilton status post sniffing several lines of coke off of George Michael’s belly?

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      • Hi Anonymous:

        If you aren’t just poking fun, and your comment is at least partially serious, I agree that there is something troubling afoot. But the problem exists within just within a subset of the jewish community, the Chabad:

        http://www.counterpunch.org/2014/04/07/why-is-the-us-honoring-a-racist-rabbi/

        If we can trust the above source (counterpunch), this fundamentalist movement is apparently extremely xenophobic, has influence within the power structures in Israel, and by extension, has influence within the pro-Israel lobby in the U.S., and is therefore probably having some influence with respect to U.S. foreign policy with respect to Israel, Palestine, and the Middle East in general. This is very bad, and there apparently is a conspiracy,

        But let’s not get carried away conspiracy-theory-wise, vis-a-vis Kevin Macdonald. The above-mentioned publication is very left-wing and very anti-zionist, and yet they even purport the problem is limited to just a subset of the jewish community, in agreement with Israel Shahak’s thoughts circa 1994. The majority more secular U.S. jewish community, is for altruism and liberal views, and the point being this group is not being duplicitous, wanting that only for the so-called out-group (western culture) but wanting a more ethnocentric condition for themselves, conversely, I think they believe in the altruism and liberalism universally, but are being duped by the fundamentalist subset of their community (that resides mainly in Israel), that is behaving duplicitously with everyone, and who truly are a menace.

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      • CO – It is has been fun and thought-provoking entertaining some of your views and I think I have made reasonable replies after looking into some of your ideas for myself.

        And I don’t mind getting poked in jest. But I don’t get your latest poke re allusion to gayness. I don’t mind gayness, but that’s not me – not sure what I said to provoke your latest comment.

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      • Ah, yes… “serious discourse”… buy me a hammentasch and a cup of coffee and we’ll talk for hours. :duckface

        The time for “serious discourse” was about a century ago… a future for White children is no longer a point of debate. 😡

        Peddle squid ink elsewhere… the chateau’s all stocked up.

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      • Dude, *everyone* is Jewish! Haven’t you figured that out yet???

        Especially when they are.

        One of the tells of the various squid ink debate methods is to have your opponent waste his time answering dumbass questions that the disingenuous asker either already knows or could have easily found out himself.

        Exhibit A: “Is Lena Dunham Jewish?”

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      • Thinking anyone who disagrees with you even slightly about the JQ is working for foreign secret services is not paranoid at all. Nope, completely normal lolzzz

        Grace looks a lot more Eskimo-ey than her sister and is, or at least used to be, somewhat pretty. Too bad the Lena pig turned her into a lesbian.

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    • My guess is she’s into doing wierd stuff, but there would be no sexual energy. The best sex is with women you are sexually compatible with and can build up a lot of energy and enthusiasm. She doesn’t have the looks for it to build any energy with me.

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    • This post was made for mod.

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    • The only place anyone should be willing to fuck her is in prison. It’s better than Strapon Within.

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    • CH – I guess that makes me a porker porker some of the time. I’m cool with that. But seriously, it is hard to say what makes someone attractive to someone else. There is the surface stuff, yes, no denying, but sometimes I just like someone because I like them (it might just be something really stupid like how they are silly) – fuck – how this attraction thing works is quite opaque to me, I just enjoy it when it happens. But man I get turned off by status cunts even when they are really hot (I’ve had some bad experiences in the past). Now, I see the status-cuntiteness more clearly, and I so now it would be like a hate fuck whereby I am pretending not to be hating, but I actually haven’t done that because I’m pretty sure that would be wrong (and I probably couldn’t maintain false-frame and pull it off though I haven’t tried).

      CH – Is Lena Dunham within your definition of fat pig? (I think that would be a little rough). Crazy-girl yes. Why would her need to fuck be analogous to anything negative? It’s just a fact of life that people of fuck-age, that are horny (like she clearly is) would naturally like to fuck. I’m not really getting what you are saying.

      CH – No disrespect but I’m still not fully grasping your point about the captionless LD-pic response to a bitch text. What exact feeling or sentiment are you thus attempting to elicit as such?

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  11. on September 30, 2015 at 2:21 pm Wrong Side of History

    Non-sequitur mindfuckery is the tops.

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  12. The Lena Dunham diet. Look at that, lose your appetite.
    Also works instead of a cold shower.

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  13. That belly button could hold a half pound of lint and still accommodate a full 8 oz of splooge. *shudder*

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  14. I just laughed REALLY hard reading and seeing this post. LMAO

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  15. Nothing beats that GIF where she’s “dancing” to get kids to go out and vote. She, however, did not. Too winded.

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  16. I thought alpha males were supposed to chase their prey. Has that changed since my days when we wrote on stone tablets and men clubbed women and dragged them into their caves?

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  17. Really heartie baby, LD underwear pics? 3X? Some of us just finished having a meal, you should have a NSFMealtime warning before showing that stuff.

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  18. she’s trying so hard to not look like the flatso that she is, LD doesn’t realize that this is probably what her sister saw as she was about to be molested.

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  19. Yep need a Trigger Warning on those pics…

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  20. It would be interesting if anyone does a test to see if lena dunham game is more effective for 25+ crowd than Birthday Cat.

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    • Grandma here (at least in these parts 👵🏽) and Bday cat makes me happy. 😻 So if some guy I’m chatting with sends me s random bday cat pic unrelated to what we’re discussing I’m going to burst out laughing. But that’s just me.

      ***looking arounf*** any other grannies out there wanna testify? NICOLE? LARA?

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      • Did you miss the entire previous post about women thinking like children?

        You’re all gonna laugh… Every time…

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      • Nope not all women. Some may get offended or just find it immature. Def gotta have a sense of humor.

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      • How many inches of droop to you get out of those sag bags?

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      • More inches than your penis! 😼

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      • Sign you’re on NoFap #1237878: You actually get naughty thoughts about the local cocoa cougar.

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      • Behold, Neecy the Granny Tranny. Lotsa bad wigs and makeup, accessorize with rainbow Depends.

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      • AND I can still pull more women than you! Have they made anything that accessorizes well with blue balls yet? Oohhhh YOUR HAND? Get to faping 👬

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      • From your pic, you’re more into pulled pork than pulling women

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      • HAR HAR HAR- pulling women and eating pulled pork is definitely better than pulling out my life savings to “DRIVEALLNIGHT” looking for hookers to fuck you😏

        You should respect me – I mean for gods sakes I’m the only woman that hadn’t charged you for even being in her presence!

        BITCH ASS

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      • PS it’s getting dark – better hop in your car and do what you do best! Hookers await you… I mean your money😆

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      • These women you pull better be <23 BMI.

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      • B say what…

        Neecy you really want White Massa to bend you over and beat yo azz even blacker and blue donchya?

        Makes you wetter than a welfare check…

        B say what?

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      • Our erstwhile kinder, gentler negress seems to be infected with Nicole-a virus.

        Who bitch this is?

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      • Blah. I mean every time I make a post you little starved for female attention lap dogs come a run in behind me with a fucking comment/insult like desperate omegas looking to get any kind of attention. LOL Gotta get my attention huh? I get it BOYS (and I use the term loosely as to not insult BOYS) you don’t get very much female attention in real life. You all are pathetic. Don’t speak to me unless SPOKEN TO. FAIRIES!

        You look like a bunch of pathetic punks. I don’t say anything to half of you. Whe I come here I converse with the host and may respond to someone about the topic. It’s always the same OMEGAS making comments to me in every post I make which shows your desperTion for my attention.

        Well you got it and I don’t back down FUCKERS!

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      • Maybe the two of em had a fight, and the victor ate the loser?

        My money’s on Nicole. She looks just like one of those pac-man frogs.

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      • Who frog this is? hahaaaa

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      • Me and Nicole – don’t be jealous.

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      • Sign you’re on NoFap #1237878: You actually get naughty thoughts about the local cocoa cougar.

        Try NoFap and NoBooze.

        Thankfully her pic is rather dinky.

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      • Neecy
        Diaryofanegress?
        Chic hamster got NOTHING on black chic hamster. Sufferin’ succotash

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    • wpw you guys are some serious HATERS! Lol it’s clear why you can’t get women.

      I truly feel sorry for you saps.

      Your obsession with following my every move on this site is further proof that you are starved for female attention.

      You lash out at me because you suck in the world and suck even worse with women.

      Bunch of angry sexless damaged men.

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      • on October 1, 2015 at 1:30 pm gunslingergregi

        yea im guessing there are millions of em
        they dont get the same benefits as woman do
        woman handed everything men handed bills

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      • Yo B,

        If you didn’t want the White Man’s attention you wouldn’t post here to begin with. If you didn’t care (want approval) what the White Man thought you wouldn’t read here. Just admit you want the White Man God seed, why else put up with the abuse…

        What’s a matter no boo good enough for ya?

        B say what?

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      • Our resident bowl of chocolate pudding never seems able to transcend the boundaries of “just jealous/small dick/can’t get laid” Cathedralspeak…

        … ebonics version, of course.

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  21. Who dafug says: “Come into the bathroom with me and take my picture?”

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    • I know. And this is tame in comparison to what she shows of herself on her TV series. It’s pretty bad.

      Anyway I commented this twice but they’re not going thru. Maybe it’s a conspiracy.

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    • on September 30, 2015 at 3:34 pm Diversity Is Good

      Never mind that, who dafug agrees “Sure, Lena, I’ll snap your pix in the bathroom”? Maybe she learned how to use a self-timer on her phone?

      Or maybe it was a surprise, she was about to sit on the pot and in her drugged haze noticed “Doh! There’s someone sitting on da floor!” that would explain the expression on her face, or whatever that thing is.

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    • Who dafug says: “Come into the bathroom with me and take my picture?”

      Errrrmmmm….. might have said it a time or two…?

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  22. …and those sausage fingers…

    Can we get a chromosome count?

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  23. Image saved

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  24. I give up.

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  25. You know that photo ch likes to post of the blonde girl in the grass? Lately, when a girl starts giving me shit I’ve taken to saying “fascinating” and texting her a copy of that pic.

    [CH: heh. that’s how i first started using it.]

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  26. Is there a goddamned thing I can do to not have 100% (and i mean literally 100%) of everything I )’very posted here, for ovet the past month, go to mod? And then, I see comments near mine get approved/appear but not mine.

    That is a question to the general audience. I understand and appreciate the fact that high defcon security is indicated but clearly, those who post here at will are doing something I’m not. I want to understand and rectify the technical error of my ways. I do, after all, occasionally make a good or entertaining point.

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    • PA, happened to me for about two weeks. No matter what computer, browser or smartphone I used, nada.

      Try clearing out all cookies and web data history, yadda yadda. Restart the browser and try again.

      Seems it is affecting more and more and the posts show up at random, in random locations, with replies not targeted to the comments.

      (Here’s hoping this goes through. At times, I’ll see the “Your comment is awaiting moderation” above my comment. Just now, the ones that had it no longer do.)

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    • PA i feel your pain my friend. Your posts are appreciated but wordpress is a cruel and fickle mistress. All the commenters saying, “Its when you use certain words, or make a long post” that triggers being eaten by the stack are just guesses. Im hoping CH finds a way to fix this because this blog needs to keep growing.

      P.S. Moderation Rape!

      [CH: i think pa’s ip closely matches a noted troll’s ip which was spam filtered. i’ll look into the matter.]

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    • One thing is for sure…. No one knows why this keeps happening. Tried different methods, devices… No real difference.

      Is odd CO and Greg get 30 posts through all the time though. Maybe they have some special insight?

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      • I be on dat WHITE list. 😉

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      • on September 30, 2015 at 6:33 pm Captain Obvious

        Sentient, you got a MASSIVE post through about that Chinese chick – I’ve never gotten anything through that was even a fraction of that length [which I suppose could make for a muhdick yodick joke]. Anyway, God must have wanted us to give you some sage advice about that sideways yellow trim.

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      • CO breaks his posts up, I think shorter ones get through easier.

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    • on September 30, 2015 at 5:00 pm Wrong Side of History

      Happened to me for a few weeks. My hamster was spinning wondering why CH might have banned me.

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    • You are not alone I have 100% moderated in last 2 months
      Some of these poor dindu nuffing comments never see the light of the day
      while others appear after a few days
      Minority appears shortly after the posting

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    • on September 30, 2015 at 10:17 pm having a bad day

      PA

      +1

      saved me typing a rant…even this one will get caught in the nsa filter…lol

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  27. gotta vehemently disagree, heartiste. birthday cat game is mysterious because its practically a non-sequitor.

    this is not that. lena looks affected in the picture. her face speaks of sadness, like a wounded puppy dog. sending this after a flake isn’t nofucksgiven amused mastery. it’s a beta’s idea of good game: saying something reactive to the situation that perfectly communicates their feelings. you didnt intend this – but it looks butthurt. doesn’t matter that it’s funny. looks needy as well. this is a reponse i’d expect to see on buzzfeed: “19 Perfect Responses To Creepy Guys On Tinder”

    birthday cat is superior in every imaginable way.

    [CH: i respectfully disagree with your trolling disagreement, goon sir.]

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  28. on September 30, 2015 at 3:48 pm Wrong Side of History

    She can always hang her head on the fact that she’s an 8/10 to a black guy.

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  29. If nothing else, it will send the girl to the gym, most likely.

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  30. thanks, CH, for the community service provided by this photograph.

    It makes me think back to your many posts about betas and fat girls.

    It also makes me think about the reasons why no beta or omega should ever date a fat girl (obviously this doesn’t apply to alphas, who have options):

    1. Aesthetics. That goes without saying — especially as it relates to arousal and desire.
    2. Morale, part 1. If you sleep with a fat girl, you’re either repulsed with yourself physically (i.e., after the act) or you’re repulsed psychologically (i.e., this is the best I can do?). Morale goes down.
    3. Morale, part 2. You can’t afford to be seen out in public with the fat girl. Especially during the day. Part of the psychological morale destroyer. Not only will you think you’re a loser, others will confirm it (is that the best he can do?).
    4. Pragmatism. I believe that any sort of getting her to lose weight will result in failure. She’ll either balk at trying or simply fail. Then you’re stuck with # 1- # 3 above. Or, worse yet — she does lose weight. In which case I assume, she’d leave the beta/ omega immediately because her window of options/sexual prospects has opened. I think any sort of gratitude won’t be forthcoming, and the idea that it’ll lock her down also goes out the window.

    About # 4 above, a question to CH et al.:

    do you think fat chicks instinctively know that the guys who do date them must be low value/beta/omega? And that they’re probably feeling a mixture of desperation and contempt? That they’re stuck with loser guy because they’re fat, and that they are contemptuous of loser guy for actually being with them?

    I feel #2, 3 & 4 should be the predominant reasons why men should never date fat girls. Some men will argue that they like fat chicks, but in reality they erode morale and are flight risks.

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    • I had a buddy one time tell me, “Sometimes, you gotta sleep with a fat girl.”

      Appropriately, I no longer associate with this person.

      [CH: men who say stuff like that are usually betas starved for dating market options. or black guys. you can safely translate a mewl like that one into “sometimes, i gotta sleep with a fat girl because my internet connection is down.”]

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      • It’s like fucking uphill.

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      • Or because some of these heavier ladies have very dirty minds which is a fucking good aphrodisiac. Come’on CH, not everybody is going to see things exactly like you. I don’t like stuck-up broads all full of entitlement over their over-the-top sexiness (been there, done that and it actually just ends up being a turn-off in the long run, even though I find the bod of this kind of woman just such a crazy turn-on, like being on cocaine sort of, but it just ends up being a shit show in the long run because I just can’t abide by the cunt-like behavior stemming from the misplaced sense of entitlement). Their sexiness (the sexy bod matched with very pretty face), in the whole scheme of things, is all way more relative than they think, as you have pointed out many, many times. Personally I like a very feminine woman with a pretty face, and the bod can have a few extra pounds (as long as healthiness is there) and that is OK as long as she is down to get that pussy cranked up.

        I’m pretty sure this doesn’t make me a beta. And if someone thinks it does I don’t give a fuck

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      • Agreed with CH.

        But even then: as a moral imperative no beta — however starved for dating options — should ever date fat girls. No matter how temporarily alleviated he might be in his nut sack or in his own deluded mind. The costs far outweigh the benefits. I think masturbating to porn is less demoralizing than sleeping with a fat girl.

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      • I think solely the fact that you’re left with either ugliness or a flight risk is reason enough not to deal with fat girls. If you land a beautiful girl you’re primed already to know that, unless you’re dating several girls at the same, she’s likelier than not to be a flight risk. A fat girl can lull a poor beta into thinking she wouldn’t roam (assuming she’s lost weight). I think likelier than not a fat girl, liberated from her fat, will want to test the waters very quickly and without looking back.

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      • Reminds me of something the older brother of a friend of mine said when he saw my friend’s first sexual conquest: “Go ugly early. Smart.”

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      • I’ve met a fair number of Alpha guys who believed in quantity. On one side, it does give you more practice.

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    • Noel – I’ll leave this here since your an SFO dude… and yes mods this may be the longest post this year…

      OK so post Chinese hot girl I’m thinking about some game and moving on… It’s twilight, after work, so I hit the streets and try and “run some game” and shake off the memory of Lotus Flower.

      I actually hate my whole mindset of “running game” and actively doing all the little things to make something happen… Be out, Spot, Approach etc etc. It’s still a hassle for me to actively engage in this manner. Like just chilling someplace and then there is a girl there… booom… no problems. My best stuff by far. Just rolls off with little effort.

      But saying well it’s 6:30 on Wednesday, go get after it… No lies, still takes a bit of doing, even when you want to. So I gird up and hit the streets. Walk walk walk… pass up 15 maybe 20 opportunities… walk walk walk. Part of my mind is still high on the Chinese 9, like why would I open this 6 randomly… Part of my mind is just jittery and nervous. Cop out.

      I’m moving to the paradigm of just focusing on the hottest girls for a couple of reasons, first it’s more of a challenge and second, as a married guy the potential complications really don’t justify the 6/7 but turns out is crazy girl.

      So I’m walking walking walking. My scout mission is peering into Happy Hour bars and analyzing the sets in 2 minutes… Lot’s of Hen Parties, you know, 3 girls out from work fully engaged with each other, half married or what not. so early too… I wander in a few place and listen to the sets. Nothing happening.

      Then down a side street a see a really good looking blonde. Solid 8. she is by herself standing by the curb. fuck. I walk 5 feet past her and then say to myself, dude for real? and turn and walk back to her… here we go. I open her with a standard daygame approach… “just walked by you and wanted to say hello… you look really cute”. she is for 10 seconds reserved but once the really cute hits her she cant help but smile and say “ohhh thanks”. I ask her what she is up too and she say she is waiting for a “friend” and they are going into a political talk in the building behind her. we banter a little around this. My heart is pumping hard and I am trying to maintain the calm collected exterior. It happens guys. I’m intrigued and fascinated by my own reactions and slightly pissed, because if this hot girl was next to me by herself in a bar… well I have very good results there.

      So her friend will be there any minute (which I now deduce is probably a guy) and I hold it together enough – good direct eye contact – to get out a number attempt, which in itself is amusing because I never do numbers and she SHOOTS ME DOWN, but very nicely (of course, guys seriously they LOVE your attention!). I said “well sounds like you are going to be tied up here a bit, let me get your number and we can do something later”. Yeah yeah… Let me get… I felt it roll off my tongue. Of course she declined… Nicely. Thanks I can’t etc. I slunk away inside… but knew of course a hedged request like that was doomed… just slipped out.

      Blood still pumping… keep walking around Union Square. Lot’s of people out and about, lot’s of tourists and families. I post up on a corner and just let the waves of people wash over me. A few incidental contacts, some help with directions, a few head nods and what’s ups that don’t go anywhere. But I’m feeling better. starting to get a bit of a vibe…

      See another 8 with headphones in and catch her look at me for a half sec. she is stopped at the light. Walk right up to her, motion her headphones out and ask her “where you going” and of course she answer and gives me the exact hotel she is going to (girls respond to male authority and leading!!!) and then the light changes and she walks on…. LOL. I had to laugh at that one. But at least I jumped right on it. walk walk walk. walk to another bar, dead.

      7PM now. Walking by a hotel and see a cue american girl sitting on the steps. 6.5 I’d say. She is 27, 5’3 and tells me later 105 lbs. I’d say 110. Pretty face. and this is where game awareness comes to play. This is why we read the blogs and act. I have a sense… so I post up near her lean back on the wall and DON’T look at her. cross my arms and watch the crowd. Two minutes later she is opening me. She asks me if I am a “professor”…

      and just like that… I see the huge window open. Female to Male interest…. duh! So we get into it. I do my traditional no name thing and make her guess what I do, she keeps on the Professor theme and i let it run a bit. she is shit testing me a bit about my clothes and such and I A&A and neg her back. Some attraction forming. After about 15 minutes I put my hand out and say let’s go. She takes my hand “where are we going?” I tell her I’m thirsty she can buy me a drink. she tells me I should buy, and I say you buy one and then I will. she says she’s had a drink, so I say good you buy two then. Then – I’ve read of this but didn’t ever experience it- she goes to give me the big purse she has to carry… and I laugh at her and tell her it really doesn’t match my shoes. she say “Oh you’re an asshole aren’t you” and I tell her “well it’s probably only going to get worse from here”… LOL

      I take her hand, and we are walking hand in hand around the corner… I’m looking for any bar. she is still trying to guess what I am a professor in, I tell her “orgasmology” (thanks IjjjI at sedfast!) and she laughs. We reach a bar, get some seats and have a drink. she is curled up on her stool, I am negging her and then also trying to get some comfort and rapport going. Keep the boyfriend posture kino going strong… hand on her hand, playing with her hand, playing with her wrist tattoo. The I just pull her close and kiss her. No tongue. Just a straight kiss and she does not react either way. so this is good. I let it sit. she gets a little bit loud at one point and I put my hand over her mouth and tell her to chill out (good dominance move) with serious strong eye.

      We then keep chatting, basic stuff. But she does get on about Trump. Tell you what, if Left Coast girls with masters in Psych from Smith are intrigued with Trump – god damn he has a chance! At this point she FINALLY looks at my finger and holds it up with my ring on it. Seriously girls DO NOT notice right away. she gives me the knowing WTF look.. I just lean back and say “oh – do you like gold? It’s nice isn’t it”. and she is like you are married? I just shrug, yeah.

      So here comes the fun part. A little while later I say let’s split, you need to pay and she thinks I already paid. I tell her no I didn’t you need to pay the man. And she storms off in a huff and leaves the bar. Frankly I’m just amused at this. I chill, finish my drink pay the round and head out. A good 5 or 10 minutes later…

      I am walking by and she is waiting out there, sitting smoking a cigarette. So I go tell her she owes me for the round. some more negging and such. I tell her it’s disgusting she is sitting on the ground and then start to solicit homeless donations for her from strangers… and she is dying laughing at this, all these tourist looking at her.

      So I give her my hand and pull her up. Push her hard against the wall and go to kiss her, but now she gives me the cheek, says she won’t kiss me. LOL. I pull back, I ignore her lips, just graze her cheek with mine and then slowly, slowly, slowly run my cheek and lips down her neck very very lightly up and back to her ear and back down. No tongue…! No sucking! this isn’t high school man (Greg Elliot do you get the reference?)… this is something I picked up I think on Sedfast. delay… Her eyes are rolling now and she is leaning into me. Then I push her away.

      She then storms off in a huff, shaking her ass for all it’s worth… walks like 25 feet away and gets in the taxi line at the hotel. I just stand there chill. Lean back against the wall… one foot up on the wall. Arms crossed. and i just wait…. just wait… It’s a delicious moment. maybe 4 minutes goes buy. I am not looking at her, just smiling, watching the crowd walk buy.

      and then i see her… eyes focused… marching up to me… determined… I just look at her… she puts her hand son my shoulders, pushes me back against the wall and thrusts her tongue down my throat for all it is worth…. LOL…. Like a high school chick. I take her in arms, turn her around and push her against the wall, grab her face with my hand and pull it back and then go in holding her face and throat… tell her relax… easy… like this… and go back with softer, more sensuous kissing… Pull her waist into mine…

      People are walking all around… we relax… she says she wants my number… I say no. she says she will give me hers… I say I don’t have my phone (it’s in my pocket)… She digs though her big purse and gets a pen. she starts writing her number on my palm… the pen is giving out on the last 3 digits and she is sucking the tip and furiously pressing it into my hand to finish…

      She kisses me again and says if I don’t call her within 20 minutes she is going to track me down and kill me… LOL!!! She goes back to the cab line and I split. She does not know my name.

      Yeah I could have easily bounced her back to my room. But again, I’m looking for the real high value now… avoid complications… The point is, now it’s just 8PM… there is a whole night yet ahead. If a 48 YO married dude can walk the street in a strange city for an hour and pick up a very fuckable girl… what the fuck are you young single guys doing???? It’s all out there man. You have ALL the tools (CH, Sedfast, RSD, YaReally Archive)… Go out and prosper my men…!!!

      Have fun!

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  31. Just back from a 5 day trip to London. I was staying in Kensington and had a great time. Gentlemen, London is a good City to get laid in. Lots of very hot women of all breeding ages. Very few tubbies. Most women I saw were a 6.5 or better. Average was about 7-8 depending on the location. The Tube lets you get up close and personal and a good talker can clean up.

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    • Was in Boulder last weekend to visit my son. Kid’s doing all right. Moved to Boulder and got a good technical job using techniques from my soon to be published book on how to use PUA tactics in the boardroom. He can’t stand all the hipsters though.

      At the upscale hotel we stayed at I saw Pajama Boy. Had a pretty hot girlfriend I tell you what. Dude was literally wearing pajama bottoms and tshirt. Had a scrubby goatee and those stupid hornrims too.

      At the breakfast bar I struggled to get between the empower-bunned fatties and score some scrambled eggs and biscuits.

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    • on September 30, 2015 at 6:59 pm Les Saunders, Protestant

      I’ve never been to London, sounds intriguing. Did you bang?

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      • on October 1, 2015 at 1:25 am carlos danger

        My wife. But I did a little flirting work to keep my skills up. Nonethteless, its a really fun city and the women are friendly, sexy and approachable, all except Maple Skanks. Canadian women all seem to have sticks up their butts.

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      • Canadian women (I didn’t know they existed in noticeable quantity in Londinium) rate among the worst. I would know, I’m surrounded by them.

        I’ll be in New York later this fall, I’ll give a report.

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    • interesting. i always assumed london was similar to portland. loaded up with unpleasant, manly, feminist women.

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  32. Taken from Politico’s daily “Playbook” email over the weekend. Pretty sure this is what an SJW wedding looks like — you must click on the pic:

    MELISSA RYAN of Trilogy Interactive and Micheál Keane of Civis Analytics were married yesterday in the North Hall of Eastern Market at the North Hall. Ryan is an alum of Obama 2012, Feingold 2010 and EMILY’s List. Keane was one of the first staffers on the ground in Iowa for then-Senator Barack Obama in 2007 as Voter File Manager and ran the data team for the general election effort in Florida in 2008 and most recently spent three years at the newly created Consumer Financial Protection Bureau. Pic: http://static.politico.com/4d/59/e1fda4ce4eed8263ce1485e841a6/image1-17.JPG

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    • They were made for each other. Also, what’s with those fucking horn-rimmed glasses? Fucking things are disgusting.

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      • on September 30, 2015 at 6:25 pm Captain Obvious

        I honestly don’t want to live in the same country as they – and they’re not even Eskimos – they’re just frigging Race Traitors.

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  33. I’m not getting this. Is this a shiv to the gal so she begins qualifying herself?

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  34. on September 30, 2015 at 6:21 pm Captain Obvious

    Meet Melania Trump, A New Model For First Lady http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3343138/posts

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  35. Here’s a nice palette cleanser. Note that the person who put this video together for the Tom Petty classic “American Girl” used only classic American beauties–i.e. no affirmative action cases. It ends nicely with the eternal image of Grace Kelly. Note a couple of butt hurt comments by the diverse crowd in the comments.

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  36. The TV show The Bachelorette has arrived in Australia for the first time. I think of CH every time I see it.

    A bunch of obsequious dudes in a servile frame jumping off cliffs into murky rivers and doing naked photoshoots with dogs for a 7 who looks at best half-repulsed and half-amused by what’s transpiring.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3254719/I-m-worried-emotionally-invested-early-stage-Bachelorette-s-Sam-Frost-reveals-doubts-Drew-Woolford-giving-boot.html

    ” ‘I’m worried about how emotionally invested he is at this early stage’: The Bachelorette’s Sam Frost reveals her doubts about Drew Woolford… before giving him the boot.”

    – Say no more.

    “She admitted that spending time with him brought out her nurturing side.”

    – Chick-speak for “he actively repulsed me and didn’t give me tingles.”

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3251697/Drew-Woolford-t-stand-watching-Bachelorette-starring-Sam-Frost.html

    “‘It’s actually quite hard to control my feelings,’ commented Drew as he started to fall for Sam. ‘You’re brilliant, you really are, I’m just besotted I really am… I really didn’t expect to be swept off my feet like that.’ Unable to stop he continued, ‘You’re so beautiful, you really are.’

    – CH needs add this to his game maxims. “Do the opposite of what Drew does.”

    “Drew Woolford revealed that he can’t bear to watch another episode after sitting through the first show.
    ‘I just watched the first episode of The Bachelorette,’ he revealed on Sunday, before adding: ‘I don’t think I can watch another’ ”

    -Failed the jumbotron test. Literally.

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  37. I was slacking off on some of my accounting classwork to come see if there was anything new on here. Suddenly my screen was covered in pics of Dunham. I can’t think of a better way for someone to push my nose back into my textbook.

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  38. LaidNYC once said something like, “Tell a woman you like Lena Dunham, watch her agree. Tell a woman she reminds you of Lena Dunham, watch her rage.”

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  39. I’ve seen fat Lena date and fuck a variety of guys on the show (including the absolutely essential black guy). What all these guys have had in common is that not a one was fat like Lena. Aren’t fat guys sexy, Lena?

    [CH: i get your jab, but in reality fat guys don’t have nearly as much trouble finding love as fat girls do. lena is just wish fulfillment projecting to the masses though her show that she’s a woman desired by desirable men.]

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    • I hear ya. Just taking the opportunity to point out what a hypocrite she is. But then so are all feminists.

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  40. Photo game is something I started doing and have a library of funny images, animals, cartoons, stuff I’ve shot. It’s better than emoticons. LD Game is contextual, the girl has to get it or it’s a great reframe…send that and the girl would presumably reply with “ew, who’s that…”

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    • on September 30, 2015 at 9:20 pm Captain Obvious

      “ew, who’s that…” ——— ‘Some phat chick who has her own show on HBO. Jehovah only knows why.’

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  41. Lena Dunham is gross. I’m permanently traumatized.

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  42. on September 30, 2015 at 11:13 pm Alfred Rosenberg

    Why does this cow always pose for pics next to a toilet?

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  43. TRUMP 2016

    Syrian invaders: You’re going back.
    -President Trump

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  44. No comment, just a video for its entertainment value. The Stooges in 1938, Curly game? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbN9nwrAbFs

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  45. on October 1, 2015 at 1:09 am snowdensjacket0x0x0

    The blank empty look on this busted pigs face….

    Priceless.

    I’m gonna use this on my ex wife. Just thinking about her looking at those completely devoid eyes, and then looking down and seeing the pig body on this monster?

    Oh yes this is an amazing picture of a vapid fat wannabe slut.

    Cause really? Whose gonna fuck that? At my drunkest most thirsty point I still just couldn’t stay hard with the pig I tried out with that playdoh body. Of course devastating that pig even more.

    Can’t even keep it up for these pigs. No matter how they debase themselves.

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  46. on October 1, 2015 at 3:07 am Alfred Rosenberg

    “Why let a dumpy skank’s cry for attention go unexploited for profit with much cuter, thinner girls?”
    Which “ch” let this clumsy sentence through?

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  47. Hi C.H.,

    Maybe you should do a post on the Sweedish Ikea murders that took place recently, with several white sweedes being beheaded in the store, see:

    http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/ikea-murders-in-sweden-and-the-refugee-backlash/story-fnixwvgh-1227552740153

    It’s starting to make some sweedes see the light……

    Note you may want to check other sites for more info, our leftist media here in Oz tries to re-write these stories to make the diversity look like the vicitms…
    aslo they block us from posting comments too…..

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  48. Lena Dunham wants some attention, but she had to cope with the ransom of glory including some Hitler Downfall parody clips.

    And parodies of her first time, like this one made by a guy named Ramzpaul.

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  49. That’s a dude, right? I mean, c’mon… no chick would let herself look like that.

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  50. So not only is she a whore, but she’s a calvin klein whore?

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  51. I’m im tears…brilliant. This is the moment when you realize society is too far gone: when CH endorses using Lena Done-ham as a pivot. 😆

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  52. on October 1, 2015 at 7:05 am WangoTangoFandango

    Tried to fuck a fatty once.
    Put her hand on my bone, her eyes got big and she dropped to her knees. “Oohh its big!” **ssllurpp** Couple weeks since last I had banged so I thought I’d give it a go… one look at that gunt and I was done. Instant limp. She attempted rescusitation but after 10 min of slobbering all over my crotch it was clearly never going to happen. Fat girls need love too… just not from me.

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  53. The Dunham-Kruger effect: A cognitive bias wherein dumpy, banal, and mentally unstable individuals believe themselves to be attractive, profound, and sane.

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  54. Lena Dunham is what a child molester looks like.

    Never forget that Lena Dunham admitted to molesting her own sister multiple times…and is proud of it.

    And the not a single prosecutor’s office in NYC (where she grew up) or in CT (where her uber-wealthy parents have a summer home) investigated.

    Remember that: the elites have already enacted caste system where they do not get investigating for child diddling. It has begun.

    Never forget rape!

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  55. Would have been happy to die without ever putting face (and 5 bodies) to the name…

    Going to have nightmares now.

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