Discovering A Girl’s Soul With One Simple Question

I’ve written before on the practical importance of screening girls for their worthiness as long term sex partners and as a sly game tactic for making yourself seem choosier to a woman you are trying to pick up. I will now share with you a question I ask girls I have been dating for a few weeks that has served me well as a psychological dissection tool for determining a woman’s true personality and value system. This sort of knowledge is invaluable because it offers the time-pressed player a quick and dirty shortcut for teasing out overall compatibility with a woman. If you have the near-telepathic power to discover LTR incompatibility early on, then you will be in a position to withhold investing too much of your resources in a woman while still enjoying sexing her. An analogy would be to renting a beach home versus building your own beach home (minus insurance). If you knew ahead of time that a hurricane would hit one year from now and wash away to the sea all your hard work, would you bother building it? Or would you decide it’s better to just rent a beach home on a seasonal basis, or maybe look for a different beach to plunder?

This is the question I ask women:

“Imagine you could only go to one of two places for vacation. One place is Spain, where you will enjoy coffee at sidewalk cafes while people watching, lounging on beautiful beaches under a warm sun, visiting cultural landmarks and museums, and dancing and drinking away the night in exciting clubs. You ride up and down narrow streets on a scooter, eating the best food Spain has to offer and learning to speak a few words of Spanish. The other place is Antarctica (Or Patagonia or Tibet. Season to taste.), where you will be alone with the wonder and power of the natural world, your breath taken away by awesome sights and incredible wildlife, giant glaciers loom over you and the rocky beach is filled with penguins and elephant seals. You are at one with nature, your stress melting away, and you feel alive. Which vacation do you choose?”

How a girl answers this question will reveal a lot more about her than simply what she enjoys doing on vacation. Note that the trick is to emphasize the positive aspects of each vacation destination. You want her to make her choice in a happy frame of mind, free of negative associations. Pay attention, because her answer — and the follow-up questions you will ask, such as “How does that make you feel?” — will tell you a lot about how she approaches everything in life, including relationships and men.

Here is what I have learned:

If the girl answers “Spain”…

  • She is likely to be a status whore
  • She is likely to do hard recreational drugs, or think about doing them
  • She will be high maintenance
  • She likes to dress in sexy clothes
  • Her shoes are plentiful and nonfunctional
  • She is a raving liberal who loathes rules, timetables, and schedules
  • She is spontaneous
  • She is flaky
  • She is generous of spirit
  • She will go out of her way to make sure everyone is having fun
  • She is malleable
  • She is dependent
  • She is admiring
  • She is exasperating
  • She is a drama queen
  • She wants kids, eventually
  • She likes cats
  • She generally likes people
  • She is whimsical
  • She is a glib optimist
  • She frets
  • She cries
  • She will expect you to pay
  • She loves shopping, especially on your dime
  • She cares what kind of car you drive, the shoes you wear, the TV you own
  • She will love getting jewelry from you
  • She has a lot of superficial yenta screechaholic friends and gay boyfriends
  • She prefers making love whenever and wherever the mood strikes
  • She is pro-PDA
  • She is an attention whore
  • She is an incorrigible flirt
  • She gets turned on when you ignore her
  • She just wants a man who will understand her
  • She is more aroused by a man’s social status than by his charm or looks
  • She is extraverted
  • She hates hates hates betas
  • She loves badboys
  • She desperately, secretly wishes to submit to a dominant man, in all ways and at all times
  • She is more like her mother than her father
  • She was popular in high school
  • She lost her virginity later in life than you would think
  • She is not particularly adventurous, but she is silly fun
  • She is a party girl
  • She is afraid of food
  • She has an anal fixation
  • She huffs lurid gossip
  • She’ll keep you guessing
  • She is ultrafeminine
  • She might cheat and you will find out
  • She has an STD and will deny if you ask
  • She will heal or she will break your heart

If the girl answers “Antarctica”…

  • She won’t care very much what you do for a living or how much you make
  • She has smoked pot and prefers beer to cosmos
  • She will be low maintenance
  • She won’t dress sexily very often, and when she does it will seem unnatural on her
  • Her shoes are few and functional
  • She is a raving liberal who loves rules, timetables, and schedules
  • She is a planner
  • She is intractable
  • She is selfish at heart
  • She will go out of her way to make sure she is having fun
  • She is set in her ways
  • She is independent
  • She is circumspect
  • She is reliable
  • She is serenity now
  • She is often adamant about not wanting kids
  • She likes dogs
  • She generally hates people
  • She is grounded
  • She is a cynical fatalist
  • She compartmentalizes
  • She snarks
  • She will almost always pay half, without hesitation
  • She hates shopping, and has few yuppie possessions
  • She hates materialism and prefers items with “character” instead of “price tag”
  • She will love getting homemade cards from you
  • She has no gay boyfriends and the few friends she has are nerdy
  • She prefers making love in the bedroom
  • She is anti-PDA
  • She avoids drawing attention to herself
  • She doesn’t know how to flirt
  • She gets annoyed if she thinks you aren’t listening to her
  • She just wants a man who will respect her
  • She is more aroused by a man’s personality and looks than by his social status
  • She is introverted
  • She tolerates betas
  • She is wary of badboys
  • She hates controlling men, but will often wish a man would take the initiative and lead instead of her doing it all the time
  • She is more like her father than her mother
  • She was invisible in high school
  • She lost her virginity earlier in life than you would think
  • She is adventurous, but not silly fun
  • She is a spiritual girl
  • She loves eating
  • She has an oral fixation
  • She relishes moments of solitude and silence
  • She’ll keep you wondering if you can do better
  • She has some masculine personality traits
  • She might cheat and you won’t find out
  • She has an STD and will admit it if you ask
  • She will heal or she will break your soul

Analyze these two lists. Which girl would you prefer to date long term? Which girl do you believe best complements your lifestyle and values? As you can see, both types of women have their advantages and disadvantages. Which advantages are more important to you and which disadvantages you despise more than the others will depend on what kind of man you are and how well you can tolerate shortcomings in the women you choose to bless with the pleasure of your company.

It’s too bad you can’t find all the positives with few of the negatives of these two lists in the same girl. I have searched near and far for such an exquisite creature but my efforts to date have been fruitless. Or perhaps my standards are extraordinarily high. Either way, my standards aren’t budging, so the search continues… joyfully.





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  1. Fabulous Girl would answer: …….”I intend to see many versions of each.”

    [editor: as usual, you shit on the concept, because your worldview is pinched, your ego is brick wall, and your sphincter is sealed tight. tell the girl she has to choose one destination for the rest of her life.]

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  2. on November 16, 2009 at 1:37 pm gunslingergregi

    Those are some seriously long list dude wtf

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  3. on November 16, 2009 at 1:42 pm personal trainer

    My guess is about 85% answer Spain. Not that I don’t like the post but your lucky if you find 15% that prefer Antarctica to Spain.

    [editor: you don’t have to use antarctica. as i wrote, you can substitute tibet or patagonia. the aim is to contrast two vacations where one is primarily “people and noise” oriented and the other is “nature and calm” oriented. these two categories i have found are excellent for teasing out nuances of a woman’s personality.]

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  4. What if, like me, your girlfriend is from Spain?

    [editor: substitute tokyo. or greece.]

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  5. So either way, she’s a raving liberal? Hookers are sounding like a better bet every day.

    [editor: i’ve heard rumors of conservative girls. haven’t boffed one in the wild though.]

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  6. on November 16, 2009 at 1:48 pm gunslingergregi

    ”””””””’Most importantly, the perfect woman has to be imperfect. She has to have at least one flaw you can exploit to keep her feet on the ground and her head out of the clouds. Plus, it makes her more human and, through osmosis, makes you more human. This type is not hard to find since every woman has flaws. The only perfect women are the ones who are made perfect by worshipful betas.

    But don’t ever say you’re not looking for the perfect woman. You are, and that should be your mindset. You don’t set out searching for your soulmate selling yourself short with a list of lover exemptions that gives her a pass on pleasing you. Where would you draw the line with that defeatist attitude? No blowjobs are OK as long as she looks good? Bitchiness is fine if she’s nice to you in private? You see the problem with that thinking.

    The perfect woman doesn’t sweat the small stuff. There was a dusty, rocky trail in the woods leading up a small hill in my old neighborhood where I grew up that I would walk as a teenager when I needed time to think away from people. Sometimes I would clamber up this trail at night during a summer rainstorm and my sneakers would get caked in mud. At the top I’d sit on the ground and let the rain and mud soak me. It’s liberating to stop caring. Could she join me? If she understands the spirit of living in the moment and putting aside inconsequential worries, if she never once complains about her sneakers getting muddy or the rain messing up her hair, if she HAS PERSPECTIVE… then she is one step nearer perfection.

    The perfect woman embraces our polarity. She loves being a girl and loves surrendering to my manly will. She is never resentful of sex differences or the way men view the world. She accepts it as an unalterable part of life, and learns to need it, to nourish her feminine soul with it.

    The perfect woman doesn’t flake. Yes, this is a girly trait and a symptom of over-estrogenation, but it’s one of their blatant weaknesses, and should not be encouraged. Just as manly men are prone to the weaknesses of masculinity (war, violence) womanly women are prone to the weaknesses of femininity (indecisiveness, fickleness).

    The perfect woman is not a status whore. She doesn’t measure the worth of her life by her standing in society. True, women prefer a higher status man than themselves, and this reality should be accepted by men AND women. But there is a difference between kneeling at the altar of status like a disciple, and paying your taxes to an impersonal government agency.

    The perfect woman does not treat love like a supplement to life. It isn’t that one final piece of avant garde furniture that will tie the room together. It isn’t the thing you do after you’ve done all these other things. Love IS life. Everything we do in our short lives is just prelude to the climax of falling in love. Any girl who thinks and acts otherwise is deliberately lying to herself, and that means she will lie to you.

    The perfect woman respects and loves the desires of men. She admires men for their purity. This means she stays the fuck in shape. That is one critical way a woman demonstrates her love for a man. Unconditional love is the heartbeat of poetry but it’s a great false god in the grimy world we inhabit. Love me, love my needs, and you will get the same treatment in return.

    The perfect woman caresses my face in the morning because it is her right.

    The perfect woman improvises. If things don’t go her way she won’t bitch and moan; she’ll discover new enjoyment in change. Her will is strong, but not straitjacketed.

    The perfect woman reaches across the table first to touch my hand. Her eyes are sad over flickering candlelight and half-drunk glasses of wine and her soul is laid bare for me.

    The perfect woman hates when I’m away.

    The perfect woman makes me never regret my memories of her if she goes.

    The perfect woman inspires me to love her.

    The perfect woman knows she isn’t.
    ””””””””””””””””

    This should be doable though. Might take a while but you should be able to find one.

    ””””””””””It’s too bad you can’t find all the positives with few of the negatives of these two lists in the same girl. I have searched near and far for such an exquisite creature but my efforts to date have been fruitless. Or perhaps my standards are extraordinarily high. Either way, my standards aren’t budging, so the search continues… joyfully.
    ””””””””””””’

    The perfect woman is not necesarily known when you first meet her. Sometimes you can help create her.

    On the other hand why stop at one perfect woman. You owe it to yourself to have one from each type he he he

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  7. roissy gave us more chick crack. thanks man!

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  8. Wow, not so much.

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  9. more chick crack indeed.

    Tough call on the lists though.

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  10. We know what Celine Dion’s preferences are:

    J’passe la moitie d’ma vie en l’air
    Entre New York et Singapour
    … J’peux pas supporter la misere

    I spend half my life in the air
    Between New York and Singapore
    … I can’t accept the misery

    J’aurais voulu etre un artiste
    … A Rotterdam ou a Rio

    I wanted to be an artist
    … In Rotterdam or Rio

    – Dion Chante Plamondon, “Les blues de businessman”

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  11. The Antarctica girl is a better long term prospect as she is very likely a low self-monitor; you won’t be in the dark about her feelings, problems will be brought to the surface and dealt with. You know her inner state nearly all the time, and it’s way more comfortable like that.

    With the Spain girl, she, probably as a social chameleon, will feel the need to maintain a happy front as her love rots away inside. These types are less fulfilled in relationships because they’re superficial.

    Basically, the Antarctica girl is “deeper” and more honest, and this will be reflected in the relationship.

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  12. You must be gaming us. A quiz? Love your work, Roissy, but this reads like a Cosmo article.

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  13. I’d go for an Antarctic girl. Someone who can build their own entertainment.

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  14. I’d go with Patagonia Girl all the way.

    The old test I use to use was Beach or Mountains.

    Would you rather go to Ocean City or Deep Creek Lake? Something like that.

    It’s great to have a girl who is hot in a sun and fun environment but there are the drawbacks you listed.

    Problem also is that the Snow Bunnies can be as lose and shallow as the Beach Bunnies.

    The other advantage of a girl who is interested in a less popular/more remote location is it’s harder for the authorities to find the body when your done with her.

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  15. on November 16, 2009 at 3:16 pm Wendy Schwartz

    Ummmm. This is the most ridiculous thing I have ever read and that’s saying ALOT. Remember the time that you made an attempt at “changes in female masculinity over time”????

    And how you used two really random, seemingly badly chosen photos of 2 women and everyone was like “wtf, stick to opinion and nothing technical”????

    This is another one of those times.

    No one would ever want to vacation in Antarctica because it’s cold and….errr….cold.

    It’s like saying “What do you prefer? A delicious feast for dinner tonight or a Sauteed Piece of Dog Poop?”

    And then determining a person’s character based on what the (obvious) answer is.

    Booooooooooo! Bigtime Fail, here.

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  16. Girls don’t like the cold. It’s a universal thing with every one I’ve dated. So the Antarctica thing will have to be wrapped in lots of words like “cabin fireplace,” “thick, gorgeous scarf,” “hot breath on a chilly afternoon,” and “hot tub.”

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  17. If the girl answers “Antarctica”…

    …she’s probably Ted Kaczynski.

    WTF is up with this shit Roissy? The idiot pop psych quizzes just make all the smart things you say look dumb as well.

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  18. Those two lists are scary, if imperfect.

    As a girl who has been on both* types of vacations, take into account where the girl is in her life when answering the question. i.e., a city** resident is less likely to vacation in another city than a small town girl, etc.

    *not specifically antarctica, but equivalents.
    ** DC is not exactly a “city” so that kind of muddles up girls in that area.

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  19. A good question woudl be to ask her a question that exposes her slutty side vs. her “caring” side. For example, if she tells you she’d like to build schools in a poor country with Peace Corps / Christain group, etc.

    Would she pick Ghana, or a Central American village? Similar poverty, but one has big muscular gregarious guys, the other has little short quiet ones.

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  20. Roissy, aren´t you overanalyzing ?? It takes several weeks, or even a few months, before a girl you are dating starts creating trouble. by then you will have gotten all the answers you need through her behaviour.

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  21. Roissy,

    I love the concept of this and love qualifying in general.

    But I really think your answers will be too skewed by the weather and culture of Spain vs Antarctica or Tibet.

    (Plus, many girls won’t know were Tibet is. Some girls won’t know where Spain is either, but they will think Mexico in their heads which I guess for these purposes is close enough.)

    I think we need to think of a substitute place for Antarctica.

    – MPM

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  22. Or in MandyXD’s case: “Don’t you think anyone who opposes the allknowing miracle worker stud muffin Nobama is a racist idiot?”

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  23. If she picks, say, Guatemala, then chances are she really is caring. No ulterior motive; she really does want to see the little children have a nice school.

    Heh, if she is really altruistic, she’ll pick southeast Asia.

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  24. on November 16, 2009 at 2:29 pm Dr. Grzlickson

    What if, like me, your girlfriend is from Antarctica?

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  25. Girls who used to volunteer for Peace Corps in Russia or the former Soviet republics also must be altruistic. The native men are basically the same she’ll find in the US (though with a more macho exotic twist), but the women present a level of competition she has no chance against. In her case, it is really is about helping the little children.

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  26. G Manifesto “(Plus, many girls won’t know were Tibet is. Some girls won’t know where Spain is either, but they will think Mexico in their heads which I guess for these purposes is close enough.)”
    ~

    Well, G-Mainfesto, if they are too stupid to not know where Tibet is, or Spain even – then that probably answers a whole lot of questions.

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  27. (Plus, many girls won’t know were Tibet is. Some girls won’t know where Spain is either, but they will think Mexico in their heads which I guess for these purposes is close enough.)

    !

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  28. “She will heal or she will break your soul ” this is cosmo article material

    my experience has been that unless she has some extreme ideology, girls are like children, they are malleable and adapt to what you mold them into. the most common thing girls have told me throughout the years is “I had never done this”, and this is not a reference to sex.

    [editor: there is a cosmo article angle to this post. that is because i subliminally aim to get the male reader to start thinking in terms of qualifying girls, and reducing the girls to a checklist of criteria that they must meet, which is co-opting exactly what women do with the men they date. this mental adjustment will be good for a man’s game.]

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  29. I think we need to think of a substitute place for Antarctica.

    Miami vs. Montreal maybe?

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  30. here’s me playing along strictly:

    age 22 : spain—13 antartica–29
    age 42 : spain—18 antartica–26

    so, the beach home gets remodeled over time.

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  31. If she picks the wilds of Antarctica or Patagonia, she is secretly a man.

    PA: Miami vs. Maine would be more appropriate.

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  32. if they are too stupid to not know where Tibet is, or Spain even – then that probably answers a whole lot of questions

    it also answers a lot of questions about you, Zunder

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  33. Zunder

    “Well, G-Mainfesto, if they are too stupid to not know where Tibet is, or Spain even – then that probably answers a whole lot of questions.”

    True.

    I have been dealing with a lot of Southern California girls the last 6 weeks. Not the best group at geography.

    But, then again, I have never judged a book by its contents.

    – MPM

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  34. on November 16, 2009 at 2:38 pm Not suited for public

    This sounds like something I would expect to see in Cosmo.

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  35. PA

    A good question woudl be to ask her a question that exposes her slutty side vs. her “caring” side. For example, if she tells you she’d like to build schools in a poor country with Peace Corps / Christain group, etc.

    Would she pick Ghana, or a Central American village? Similar poverty, but one has big muscular gregarious guys, the other has little short quiet ones.

    Google ‘Eve Carson’ and see what she was up to before “the brothers” got rid of her.

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  36. Willard: I think I read about her. Sudan? buried alive for fun, forensics examiners found a pound of dirt in her lungs…

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  37. What happens if I find a girl that prefers, let’s say, antarctica and she posesses many traits that a normal Spain girl might have, according to you, Roissy? As I was reading down the list I was putting traits on women I’ve known for years, and they are varying.

    That is, I know women that have many traits from both answers (i.e. she is more of a cat person, but she is more like her father).

    I’m not taking this too seriously, but the lists you made tendn to be of conflicting personality traits.

    [editor: it’s not an exact science, just a hint at general trends. i’ve found the lists to be fairly correlative with the question, give or take a few observations.]

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  38. I think I will go with “Madrid VS Cadaqués”.

    Or “Paris VS Biarritz”.

    Thoughts?

    – MPM

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  39. I have been obsessed with vast spaces of emptiness for more than a decade. Obsessed. I want to visit nunavut, the caucasus mountains in Central Asia, I want to ride horses in mongolia and I am most of all attracted to the depression of death in Chad, which is a vast expanse of total nothingness.

    http://www.trekearth.com/gallery/photo197362.htm

    That photo has amazed me for years. There is hardly a sign of life in the region, but there is still evidence of human salughter. It is said that you can travel three days without seeing any living thing there. One day I will go there and get a small sense of what I am to the vastness of the universe. I want to see how I feel when all around me as far as I can hear or see or sense is barren.

    [editor: your choice of vacation destination doesn’t surprise me. despite your feminine figure, you have some masculine personality traits.]

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  40. But of all those places, I’ve only been to Spain. Hmm.

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  41. DC is not exactly a “city”

    groan. there they go again, these west coast girls from small retirement towns. judging the capital of the free world no less.

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  42. Great comments everybody!! I note a distinct polarity among a decent chunk of Roissy’s readers (or at least among those who insist on commenting regularly)

    1) the followers. if they like the post, then they eat it up, word for word. they’ll memorize routines, then go about reciting them without any situational calibration (like the ability to pick something other than antarctica). they’re also very fickle, so if they can’t buy a post in its entirety, then they reject it completely. very much all or nothing. not much for interpretational takeaway.

    2) the haters. i guess they feel that they’re fulfilling some greater moral good by lashing out at everything and anything roissy has to say. to them the very concept of game is repulsive, and, instead of seeing it as a transformational process of self-betterment, they reject it categorically as manipulative. i can’t for the life of me understand why they spend so much time focusing on something they hate.

    i expect a certain backlash from both sides.

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  43. Or “Paris VS Biarritz”.

    That’s more like it.

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  44. Well, if i HAVE to choose, then the glaciers, but only if i lived in Barcelona.

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  45. “[editor: your choice of vacation destination doesn’t surprise me. despite your feminine figure, you have some masculine personality traits.]”

    Yes, most people say so once they get to know me. Most women have some masculine attributes, but I probably have some of the more unusual masculine attributes for a woman to have.

    It’s super:

    http://www.trekearth.com/gallery/photo239122.htm

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  46. PA

    Willard: I think I read about her. Sudan? buried alive for fun, forensics examiners found a pound of dirt in her lungs…

    Nope. Right here in the US. Google is your friend, but it’s an ugly story.

    Got almost no press because the media was focused on perpetuating the Duke Rape Hoax.

    Some racial dynamics are more acceptable than others.

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  47. femX is the living proof of how this post is dangerous.

    ask her that Roissy question and she´ll answer with her BS about Chad. That answer won´t reveal her characther, which is permanent though malleable, but her current state of mind, which fits perfectly with chadian desolation

    thus her answer would be misleading, and if “mister-perfect” ever got the idea of bringing femX to Chad, the trip would be hell on Earth since her now happy state of mind by being with mr perfect would clash with Chadian desolation and lack of amenities

    gig´s law about girl´s hormonal state and travel choice:
    1 – a girl who is ovulating will chose sluttier places like Rio, Barcelona, the Greek Islands or San Francisco

    2 – a girl who´s menstruating will chose more desolate places, like Patagonia, Atacama, Tibet

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  48. What if, like me, your girlfriend is from Antarctica?

    rellocate?

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  49. gig,

    re: feminist x and all her ilk

    They are really just all screaming “Me me me me me me meeeeeee!”

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  50. groan. there they go again, these west coast girls from small retirement towns. judging the capital of the free world no less.

    oh please. D.C. is a town, not a city. A fabulous, cultured, pretty town but still a town.

    I would think someone who had lived in cities across the world would know the difference but I guess hometown pride gets in the way.

    PS- what the hell is the insult in calling it a town anyways? If I was forced to live in one place the rest of my life it would definitely be a town over a city.

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  51. on November 16, 2009 at 3:15 pm gunslingergregi

    ”””””[editor: there is a cosmo article angle to this post. that is because i subliminally aim to get the male reader to start thinking in terms of qualifying girls, and reducing the girls to a checklist of criteria that they must meet, which is co-opting exactly what women do with the men they date. this mental adjustment will be good for a man’s game.]””””””””””

    Yea that is the best thing to know what you want. Of course people are malleable except you probably need to make sure certain core values are met.

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  52. Hey Roissy,

    What’s with the STD references? Were you burned badly by some chick? What is it, HIV, HPV or herpes? Sounds viral and incurable from the way you describe it.

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  53. Zunder:

    “Well, G-Mainfesto, if they are too stupid to not know where Tibet is, or Spain even – then that probably answers a whole lot of questions.”
    —yep, she’s probably from NZ.

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  54. Biktopia:

    “Well, if i HAVE to choose, then the glaciers, but only if i lived in Barcelona.”
    —Said from the same woman who thinks the Civil War was about ethnic cleansing.

    I’ll bet she thinks the Spanish Armada v. England in 1588 was about Islam.

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  55. you can tell Roissy doesn’t travel much… it’s probably better that way lol.

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  56. Give it up Kantor. High T levels indeed.

    When does your crappy feministx blog even discuss feminism? You jumped to linking to HalfSigma and Steve Sailer in your third post and discussing HBD. All your commenters are HalfSigma readers. Not the typical arc of a feminist blog. Some of those early comments on your blog are revealing as well.

    You are just trying to repeat your Libertarian Girl experiment/hoax, trying to see how big you can get an HBD blog by attaching a pretty, minority face and hot body to the subject you care about – which is otherwise dominated by nerdy white men.

    Readers of feministx should google around for Kantor’s Libertarian Girl hoax, and then compare the writings of HalfSigma and FeministX. Look at those first posts especially.

    I do bet it is rather funny to get pining emails from the desparate denizens of the HBD-sphere, I would pay money to see those. You could probably blackmail half of them if you wanted to.

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  57. Girls don’t like the cold. It’s a universal thing with every one I’ve dated. So the Antarctica thing will have to be wrapped in lots of words like “cabin fireplace,” “thick, gorgeous scarf,” “hot breath on a chilly afternoon,” and “hot tub.”

    I love the cold. Sadly, my boyfriend likes the sun (I like the sun, too, though).

    For the rest of her life? Who’s going to pick Antarctica over a place with people for the rest of her life? Like, penguins are cool and all, but SRSLY.

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  58. Roissy, you should have been a psychologist because this was actually a very accurate test. I thought intentently about the question before deciding I was an “Antarctica” girl and sure enough, you mostly nailed it for me.

    I like the idea of Spain or some far off distant destination but the part about clubbing every night turned me away from choosing Spain.

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  59. And btw, I’m a conservative girl! We exist, even black ones!

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  60. on November 16, 2009 at 3:54 pm HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS YO

    Easy for you to say, pussy, it’s 60+ degrees in november where you live. I would make no assumptions about a man or woman’s personality based on their answer to this question. No sane person where I am would answer Antarctica, I’d look at them like a madman if they didn’t answer Spain.

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  61. I like the sun, too, though

    I need tropics two weeks out of the year. The Cold the rest of the time. I wrote this here a year ago:

    No, the palms, the flamingoes, the hot days, the dancing, the eternal sunshine — that’s nice a couple of days out of the year. A necessity, in fact. But that’s it.

    For me: give me the chill wind whistling through the fields, the bare birch trees, and a distant sound of migrating birds under a late autumn sky.

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  62. This post requires this soundtrack. A cover of John Lennon’s original.

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  63. the antarctica girl could be a contrarian bitch…possibly a lawyer. she wants to swim against the stream and stick it to the status quo.

    i think the concept is good, but we don’t even really have to use the names of locations because the chick will be biased. just decribing the places and analyzing her response should work.

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  64. Lurkie, my dear are we going to go down the same path again?
    again and again, i never said such a thing. you insist so, google American civil war and slavery will come up as a contribuitional factor and issue to that war, i would like to explain to you what the meaning of a slave mean, because i doubt you understand. I never sad civil war was about ethnic cleansing but had an ethnic origin. You have spent to much time in libraries reading yourself red eyed over your favorite topic, that doesn’t America didn’t have a issue with slavery in the past.

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  65. Also, the Spanish/Italian countryside is gorgeous. If you had to choose one, forever, well, you could totally be “at one with nature” in Tuscany.

    As for, say, Patagonia…Buenos Aires is a party.

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  66. We do not believe Jamila. We need proof.

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  67. “google American civil war and slavery will come up as a contribuitional factor and issue to that war”

    Um, no shit. Is this really even controversial?

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  68. Well, I’m very definitely for Spain but that’s because I’m Canadian. We see enough winter here. And nature. The idea of going to Anarctica for fun is beyond madness to me. (Perhaps I’m a Hungry Hungry Hippo?) Otherwise I think I fall neatly between your two lists. Probably the worst qualities of both, too. Imagine that.

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  69. The “not interested in having children” and “will tolerate betas” seem to go together pretty closely. Of the women I have had close relationships with, most have been not interested in having children.

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  70. @lilgirl
    agreed on the countryside. splendid.

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  71. For Pupu, the answer will depend on whom she is traveling with.

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  72. what if she said:

    i would never leave the united states and go to some gross other country and i’d rather just stay home with you?

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  73. Your lists roissy are a complete waste of time, either to read, write or comment on.

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  74. on point of the post: the lists are superficial, cosmo-like, but a simple litmus test for very broad and general personality traits. probably more use for keeping a conversation going, qualifying, etc. than for any informaiton gleaned. the two types seem to divide into outgoing/feminine and intraverted/masculine types. the former are usually more fascinating to men but the latter much lower maintenance. date/fuck the former, marry the latter …?

    @jamila – agreed. A black conservative female who shows up here? pic please.

    @pupu- good answer.

    @LILGRL- i’m with you. i like the cold – but about half the year, no more. no siberia or scandinavia for me. and excellent point about spain/italy – culture and nature located in close proximity. beats the frozen steppes any day.

    @al- well it’s all a matter of preference I suppose, plus (correct you are!) a dollop of hometown pride.

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  75. Haven’t read the comments yet, but the real question is:

    Do you find that the women in one category are generally more beautiful than the other? Or is it a more random spread? Maybe it’s where I live, but “Spain” girls are usually hotter than “Antarctica” girls. Pity.

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  76. The speculation about FemX would end, perhaps, if she uploaded a video post.

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  77. By the way, can someone explain what Kantor is?

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  78. I chose Spain(prefer Italy) but it seems that I fall in line with Antarctica. I like tepid weather and I love to people watch. I would like to go to museums. I like using public transportation. I read that Madrid and thanks to the Olympics, Barcelona are very beautiful cities.

    She has an STD and will admit it if you ask

    You mean she has an STD, right now ? Or she had a STD in the past.

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  79. What’s up about girls with an Anal fixation? Do they exist? I thought this only applied to dudes that watched alot of porn.

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  80. The perfect answer would be Iceland: the best of both those choices

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  81. @Legion

    We do not believe Jamila. We need proof.

    You need proof that I’m black, that I’m conservative, or both?

    @maurice

    @jamila – agreed. A black conservative female who shows up here? pic please.

    I would say Im a social conservative and a political/economic libertarian. I actually found out about Roissy because I read Vox Day (voxday.blogspot.com) all the time and he happened to mention Roissy once in a post. Being curious I decided to check this place out.

    How about this…I will agree to send a picture(s) of myself to Roissy but only-ONLY-if he promises to not blast my pics all over the net. And no, I will not be naked in any of them! 😛

    I had a blog-actually I had a few of them-but for personal and professional reasons I stopped blogging due to privacy issues. I might start blogging again though.

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  82. Gregor,

    That is not going to happen because feministx is really Michael Kantor, the author of the HBD-ish tabloid blog Half Sigma. He is known for a self absorbed, choppy, glib writing style and never being entirely serious. The Libertarian Girl hoax he had was pretty good but this femx thing isn’t taking off because it is so obvious. The only good part about it was that he tricked Roissy into thinking he had “gamed” feministx.

    I just want Kantor to officially end the dying, exposed femx hoax and post up all the emails he has received to his feministx address. I bet there are some hilarious beta attempts to “game” him by some well known handles.

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  83. on November 16, 2009 at 5:18 pm gunslingergregi

    ”””””dana
    what if she said:

    i would never leave the united states and go to some gross other country and i’d rather just stay home with you?
    ””””””””’

    Even better is if she can admit that a vacation to another country would be great (without having to lie and make fun of it) but would enjoy staying at home with you no problem and has hooked up the house to be like a luxury hotel to make you more inclined to stay there. Yet will go along no problem with whatever you decide and would go anywhere you wanted with her no matter where it was.

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  84. We need proof you are black and conservative. And attractive. We have been looking for such a creature but have not found her.

    We need Pic please.

    A link on these comments will suffice.

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  85. @tupac- oh I bet the former are hotter, or at least are way more concerned with keeping up an attractive appearance. That’s a big one in that cluster of personality traits.

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  86. I’m a Spain girl! Woot! Woot!

    But I don’t have an STD, I hate cats, and I don’t do drugs…but everything else on that list is me me me.

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  87. interesting how female posters are prodded to provide pics of themselves, while the men post anonymously w/ little to no prodding to show themselves.

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  88. I miss foreign women.

    Massive-clitted, feminist, American status whores are draining on my soul. We’ve got to get out of this place…

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  89. so me me me…….do you have an anal fixation?
    Enlighten us please oh fun girl.

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  90. Dreamer

    interesting how female posters are prodded to provide pics of themselves, while the men post anonymously w/ little to no prodding to show themselves.

    I hadn’t thought about that Dreamer, but of course you’re dead on.

    I’ve never asked what any of the men here look like ’cause I don’t care. I can’t see myself meeting any of them and if I did I would hate to be disappointed by their physical appearance after they’ve done all this tough talk via the nameless-faceless internet.

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  91. Sucks for you guys if those are your only choices. Such an extreme black and white split. A nice hybrid of the two would do some of you some good, eh?

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  92. If the Spain vacation includes “eating the best food Spain has to offer,” then why is Spain girl “afraid of food” and Antarctica girl “loves to eat”? One presumes that the food in Antarctica would only be the ones that ones brings. Someone else already mentioned that both girls are liberals, but imagine Spain girl to be largely apolitical.

    Spain girl sounds way more fun to be around, but I’d probably respect Antarctica girl more as a human being, her malevolent sense of life not withstanding.

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  93. on November 16, 2009 at 6:32 pm Wendy Schwartz

    “i would never leave the united states and go to some gross other country and i’d rather just stay home with you?”

    It’s not because it’s you, Dana, who said it this time. That really IS the most pathetic thing I have ever heard a (supposedly educated) person say.

    “Who needs to learn anything about the very cultures that every single American CAME from? Who needs to understand that life exists outside of a tiny box? Who needs a better formal understanding of the arts, theatre, poetry, and pretty much every country that helped formed the modern American country we all live in today?”

    Seriously, Dana…..that was just…..BAD.

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  94. The choice between being raped in SPAIN forever or being raped in ANTARTICA for ever?

    Fuck you.

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  95. on November 16, 2009 at 6:39 pm Wendy Schwartz

    Okay first of all, there is no doubt that Jamila is Black. No person would make up a name THAT ridiculous unless they were Black.

    Second, the fact that Jamila thinks this is something that a “Psychologist” would surely use, shows that she’s…..well….Black.

    You guys know how you mock the ridiculousness of the Zodiac and Astrology? And how easy it is to generalize a whole month’s worth of people’s lives and just bullshit your way through it without any sort of Scientific Basis to it?

    That’s exactly what he just did, except he offered only TWO options (instead of 12) made up some characteristics that EVERY woman has no matter WHICH place she chose and also deliberately made the “Antarctica” choice the one that women who think they are “artsy, unique, and different” from other girls would pick.

    And then used the Spain as the other choice for pretty much anyone who actually answers honestly and isn’t trying to PRETEND to be “artsy, unique, and different” from other girls.

    This makes even the most frivolous of Pseudo-Psychology-Bullshit look like TECHNICAL GENIUS compared to this.

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  96. @dreamer- so, you want to know what we all look like, eh? There was a thread a few weeks ago in which a lot of people temporarily posted pix. I did not show up til the next day, so missed it. And the pic request was not so much that jamila is an alleged female, but an alleged black female conservative- something very rare.

    @jamila- are you in DC? You could always come out and join us for a drink and some libertarian talk. I’m always up for meeting readers of my favorite blog. That way there’s no Internet dissemination risk.

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  97. @jamila- whoops, posts crossed. Never mind if you’re not interested.

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  98. [editor: i’ve heard rumors of conservative girls. haven’t boffed one in the wild though.]

    Maybe, then, the assertion that game is universally applicable hits a snag, as it’s admittedly applied only to bitter, left-wing harpies.

    [editor: i was being a little facetious. i have banged conservative girls — or, more precisely, traditionalist girls — in these great states. and they responded to game even more forcefully than their liberal sisters. no doubt, though, the majority of girls in DC are leftie drones.]

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  99. Black conservative women do indeed exist, but they are of an ilk so foul that the mere hint of their vaginal vapors will melt the skin off of your cock. Beware…

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  100. black coffee in bed:
    How about this…I will agree to send a picture(s) of myself to Roissy but only-ONLY-if he promises to not blast my pics all over the net. And no, I will not be naked in any of them!

    the only pics of girls i put on my blog are those of girls who

    a. have agreed to it
    b. have a myspace or similar page (in which case their pics are public property. even then, i rely on my commenters to link to the myspace pics, as i hardly ever click on the links in the comments)
    c. are from a long time ago or from a faraway place and wouldn’t ever come across this blog (or if they did, by some strange chance, come across this blog, they wouldn’t be offended)

    so feel free to send me pics for my personal judgement. you know you crave it deep inside.

    ps kindly reconsider your anti-nudity clause.

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  101. on November 16, 2009 at 6:51 pm Wendy Schwartz

    “b. have a myspace or similar page (in which case their pics are public property. even then, i rely on my commenters to link to the myspace pics, as i hardly ever click on the links in the comments)”

    PS: you’re wrong on that. I could have had wordpress require you to take down my pics on the first post and also on this new one (except that I don’t care enough to do so). You are allowed to “post them” without punishment on wordpress, but the moment said person requests they be taken down, you are required to.

    Myspace pics may be “public” by “myspace rules” but wordpress itself still has it own rules on exactly what you do regularly and anyone else’s pics you “borrow” that aren’t yours to start with.

    Duh, dumbass.

    [editor: did you watch the last episode of the office? tube city was hilarious. made me think of your well-traveled cavernous anal cavity.]

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  102. sparks:
    If the Spain vacation includes “eating the best food Spain has to offer,” then why is Spain girl “afraid of food” and Antarctica girl “loves to eat”?

    one of the great paradoxes of life is that girls who love to nibble at the delights of exotic foreign dishes are often the ones most concerned with their figures. think red wine, smelly french cheese, and olives.

    antarctica girls love big, hearty meals no matter where they are, which is a different culinary experience than miniature spanish tapas.

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  103. on November 16, 2009 at 7:00 pm Wendy Schwartz

    while the men post anonymously w/ little to no prodding to show themselves.

    Ummm, ladies this is not a difficult mystery to solve. The people who talk the most shit are the same ones who don’t have a picture up FOR A GOOD REASON.

    I think the fact that the guys are ON a “I’m too much of a loser to pick up a chick without a random dude’s advice” blog….

    sooo I think we already KNOW what they look like.

    Second, men are too emotional and have their pride too easily wounded to EVER handle shallow criticism even if it was from just ONE random internet stranger.

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  104. This fits my observation that there are essentially two types of women:

    1. Status whores who care primarily about the guy’s money

    2. Fun loving sluts who care primarily about the guy’s looks and his ability to be the life of the crowd

    I’ve been classifying women by these categories for awhile now, and it really holds true.

    Well, I guess there’s also a third type that I see – religious (Jewish) girls who care primarily about a guy’s religiousness, which is an offshoot of status whore (ability to provide for the family, stature in the community, etc).

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  105. on November 16, 2009 at 7:04 pm Wendy Schwartz

    Wow, I must be slipping if you and have intimate knowledge of my “anal cavity” and I don’t even remember having met you….

    Or maybe that’s how most of the women you’ve met felt too….

    [editor: i understand. when you’ve vacuumed up as much cock as you have, all that penis sort of blends into one faceless phallus. be strong, grrl! it’s empowerment.]

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  106. Wendy Schwartz, where can I see your pic?

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  107. Okay first of all, there is no doubt that Jamila is Black. No person would make up a name THAT ridiculous unless they were Black.

    Actually, Wendy Schwartz, I believe Jamila is an Arabic name. At any rate, it was common among the young Arab-American girls I went to school with many years ago.

    Jamila, if CR is making you tingle, I suggest a cold shower. Some impulses are best not acted upon. 😉

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  108. [editor: i was being a little facetious. i have banged conservative girls — or, more precisely, traditionalist girls — in these great states.]

    Yeah, I figure the foreign chicks may not know where to fit into the whole left/right sphere but still understand traditional western values.

    more forcefully? interesting…

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  109. on November 16, 2009 at 7:06 pm Wendy Schwartz

    Behind–

    Seriously, before I even type this comment I’m sure ten losers will post the links for me like they usually do.

    *Losers are torn. Do we admit that we have a link to Wendy’s pics readily available….or do we intentionally NOT post a link because it’ll sure SHOW THAT BITCH….*

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  110. maurice
    @jamila- whoops, posts crossed. Never mind if you’re not interested.

    Im currently living in the Chicagoland area but if I’m ever in DC I would definitely consider meeting some peeps from this blog.

    I can just imagine what it would be like to listen to Roissy and Roosh talking in some DC bar….

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  111. @JC, the third type, I agree, I think that there is a third cohort. I would describe their ideal vacation choice as “spend it with the family.”

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  112. on November 16, 2009 at 7:08 pm personal trainer

    Wendy Schwartz

    Why are you such a douche nugget?

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  113. @The Specimen
    Black conservative women do indeed exist, but they are of an ilk so foul that the mere hint of their vaginal vapors will melt the skin off of your cock. Beware…

    Explain please?

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  114. @Wendy Schwartz
    on November 16, 2009 at 6:39 pm Wendy Schwartz
    Okay first of all, there is no doubt that Jamila is Black. No person would make up a name THAT ridiculous unless they were Black.

    Its not a made up name. Jamila is my first name.

    Second, the fact that Jamila thinks this is something that a “Psychologist” would surely use, shows that she’s…..well….Black.

    Psychologists and other health care professionals ( I’m in school to be a nurse) use short quizzes and simple questions all the time to elicit important information about people that turns out to be very accurate.

    Yes, I know you’re a troll and your commens were meant to elicit a reaction from me but I couldn’t resist throwing a few peanuts to the peanut gallery.

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  115. I would definitely consider meeting some peeps from this blog

    Of all commenters as I think they’re like in real life, my guess is that of the U.S. guys, Tupac Chopra and Gunslingergregi would be the most fun to meet.

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  116. Not your best work, as someone said straight out of cosmo. Your example is absurd, every girl ive ever met is going to answer spain.

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  117. Wendy Schwartz, you got naked pic’s floating around?

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  118. Well well well folks.

    It looks like Jamila has shyly thrown in her hat in the “who will get a piece of roissy first”. her competitors, femx,ladyraine,aoefe and lovelysexybeauty size her up.

    You girls got some competiton here, Jamila is a combination of Amy Holmes and Condoleezza Rice 🙂

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  119. @Wendy Schwartz:

    “Okay first of all, there is no doubt that Jamila is Black. No person would make up a name THAT ridiculous unless they were Black.”

    Jamila is an Arabic name. You want to know it’s meaning? “Beautiful.” Yeah, it’s a real name. SURPRISE!

    Seriously, I thought you weren’t that bad, but CR is right, you ASK for it.

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  120. Wendy Schwartz

    Okay first of all, there is no doubt that Jamila is Black. No person would make up a name THAT ridiculous unless they were Black.

    Well “Wendy” your name tells us your no WASP socialite from the upper east side. Your brother Jethro morso .
    I can’t see a middle class woman with the name “windy” either. I see more Jessica, Sara, & Kates from that group.

    Second, the fact that Jamila thinks this is something that a “Psychologist” would surely use, shows that she’s…..well….Black

    Your parents raised you with the mindset of “Yale or fail” but you bailed down to the local strip joint where you were hailed for making 5 bucks in 15 minutes by grinding on the lap of some burned out chain smoking double shift working assembly line worker who nailed you in the bathroom where your phone number was posted under “ for a freaky good time call”.

    [editor: lol. i knew you had it in you, chic.]

    Behind

    Behind
    Wendy Schwartz, where can I see your pic?

    On the CDC website. Or just google biohazard.

    *sigh*

    I hate hate hate the sly race stuff from women. I can tolerate it or look the other way when it’s from men but not women.

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  121. Work…many girls will answer antarctica, especially girls who have travelled alot. There are alot of people who travel 3 times are year, me included. After a while all cities look the same, they do to me anyway. Nature is always awe inspiring though.

    According to Roissy, girls who like Spain (or fun places) have an Anal fixation? This bit made me laugh out loud.

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  122. Roissy, I think you need to move out of DC and to California or Arizona. I live in Arizona and even on ASU you can find conservative hotties (although not super abundant). I’m originally from the east coast, and when I moved to Tempe, Arizona, it was like God dropped me in pussy heaven. At this stage in my life, I’m not too concerned with standards other than she is hot and cool (she isn’t too clingy, is fun and bubbly, and she doesn’t mind that I’m broke). Girls here love asshole game.

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  123. So how do you feel about girls who smoke weed? What does that say about them?

    [editor: excellent hummer technique.]

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  124. Clio,

    You say you hate the cold now, but if we ever took a trip to the North Pole and you saw me slay a polar bear with my bare hands, the memories of my extreme masculinity would be forever burned into your memory and you would always long to return to such an environment, where we would spend countless hours snuggling before a fire, our naked bodies entwined beneath the warm hides of all the ferocious bears I slayed in your defense.

    Your Hero, Racer X

    [editor: poles? bears? keith chubbed.]

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  125. Jamila,

    If we hear of pink unicorns, we ask for evidence.

    If we hear of hot feminist Indian babes into HBD, we ask for evidence.

    If we hear of a young, conservative, black woman, we ask for evidence.

    We ask for evidence when confronted by the extraordinary, the unbelieveable, and the impossible.

    We would trade pics with you, but we are Legion.

    We only bash trolls like Lady Pain. You seem like a lovely young lady. We will not mock your picture, but if you are less than a 5, we understand why you would not wish to share, and we would not want you to either. It is ok. We understand that on the internet, inside beauty is what counts.

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  126. So, she is a raving liberal or she is a raving liberal?

    I sense a distinction without a difference. If they are liberals, it’s definitely all short term. Rent, do not own.

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  127. @Chic Noir

    I must admit that when he called me “black coffee in bed” there was ever so slightly a bit of a gina tingle….juuusssttt a little one… lol

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  128. interesting how female posters are prodded to provide pics of themselves, while the men post anonymously w/ little to no prodding to show themselves.

    SRSLY!!!

    There was a post where a bunch of male commenters posted their photos, only to be met with SRS criticism. Haha. Perhaps that’s why they don’t post. I, for one, an UBER curious as to what these guys look like…especially the ones who are so quick to judge everyone else (guys and girls) based on looks, hmm?

    [editor: would a fat girl be less fat if it was a toothless homeless bum calling her fat?]

    If it helps, I totally think at least one of the male posters is sort of hot.

    And no, it’s not Epoxy.

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  129. Every girl I ever met that said she wanted to go somewhere quirky like Antarctica or Tibet has been a fucking wierdo basketcase hipster chick with no female friends and a penchant for cutting herself.

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  130. R. you oughta teach us how to get introverted sensitive girls. I imagine one would tone down the usual stuff you write about by about 2/3, but is anything qualitatively different?

    [editor: no. with introverted girls, you have to be even more of a leader than you would with extraverted girls. extrachicks are so wound up it’s sometimes ok to allow them their little adventures while you participate bemusedly. introchicks are begging for an adventurous social man to pull them out of their solitary gloom.]

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  131. DF, that doesnt sound so bad to me

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  132. Surprise, surprise. Wendy Schwartz – the big nosed, man jawed, scaly skinned German broad – is a racist! Well, I’m shocked! A washed up stripper/single mom/factory worker attempting to insult a real lady’s intelligence using racial epithets. What utter gall.

    It really does complement the overall crudeness and classlessness of her character. Do caricatures of such trailer trash actually exist? I previously imagined they were simply comedic props dreamed up by screenwriters. Ugh.

    Jamila, you seem lovely. Don’t take the race baiting here seriously, and you should win many fans.

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  133. @DF, cutters are kinda hot….

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  134. @jamilla
    lol @ the coffee comment.

    @lilgirl
    hmm, wonder which one….

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  135. What constitutes hard drugs?

    [editor: coke, heroin, glue, car exhaust…]

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  136. on November 16, 2009 at 7:49 pm Wendy Schwartz

    Actually Chic, “Wendy” is originally short for “Gwendolyn or Gwenivere” (thankfully my name is neither).

    [editor: i thought wendy was short for “trap door anus”?]

    It is not a “backwoods, new age” name and you are surely intelligent enough to know better.

    [have you ever fucked in the backwoods while a squirrel watched? it’s kinda funny.]

    You are also typically able to take a joke. Clearly today is not that day.

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  137. I also think male commenters should post their pictures, especially the regulars. Adds some personality to the text.

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  138. on November 16, 2009 at 7:51 pm Wendy Schwartz

    Nathan–

    Actually no I’m not a racist at all. I simply point out the obvious defects of EVERY race (and everyone here knows that includes White People).

    For the hundredth time, I was raised by a fam that looks down on anyone who is NOT from Protestant German heritage. Including other Whites and (especially) Catholics.

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  139. on November 16, 2009 at 7:59 pm Wendy Schwartz

    Chic–

    Actually, your attempt at putting me down is rare (for you) and shows just how racially sensitive you are because all of those things are ridiculously untrue.

    I went to the highest-paid school district in school right up until Graduation. I was ALWAYS without fail an honor student and never received a grade below a B.

    I have a college education in Criminal Defense Law (and NO not all 500 years of it) because I then decided to learn a well-paid blue-color trade in CNC Programming and became a Machinist. (which is exactly what my Pop-Pop did for a living).

    My father went to Drexel on a full academic scholarship for Electronics Engineering and is (and has been for a looong time) the Vice President of a large computer/engineering company and still is today.

    I grew up around “business” people and highly educated adults. My father taught us to sit up straight, turn off the cursing when people are around, and don’t make him look stupid.

    Please don’t try to believe that I was ever a dancer for any reason other than being smart enough to know that I could make good money at my day job (Programming) and make a killing at night and not pay any taxes on it, either.

    Pardon me for being …..ummm…not lazy.

    So, here’s a related joke:

    Why does aspirin work????

    *anyone? Black folks????*

    Because it’s White.

    [editor: you know what’s funny about you, wendy? no matter how much cock pounds your hole and claims to love you, no matter that you have a son you remind yourself every day gives your insipid life meaning, you ARE ALONE. and you will always be alone. because though you occasionally stumble like a drunk hooker on the truth with your punkriot act, you are constitutionally incapable of turning your oh-so-awesome gatlin gun of grrlpower against yourself to behold the truth of your own filthy squalid life for what it is, and this prevents you, tragically, from perceiving the fate that awaits you. your lovers secretly despise you, your ex never loved you for more than the convenience of your cunt, and your son…

    your son may one day come across your hateful words against his father on the internet, but really, he won’t need to. he’ll see the hate you have for half his bloodline by the shitwords you mutter under your breath and over your breath, disparaging his father and half of what makes him human. and he will HATE YOU TILL YOUR DYING PUTRID BREATH.

    so, i say you are alone, though you may not realize it at the moment. and you will forever be alone, sad and angry.]

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  140. on November 16, 2009 at 8:00 pm gunslingergregi

    ”””””””’Nathan
    Surprise, surprise. Wendy Schwartz – the big nosed, man jawed, scaly skinned German broad – is a racist! Well, I’m shocked! A washed up stripper/single mom/factory worker attempting to insult a real lady’s intelligence using racial epithets. What utter gall.
    ”””””””””””’

    Aww nathan will kiss the ass of any woman except for the one getting beat down by a group lol

    That’s the way to white night in safety he he he

    But seriously might want to reconsider doing it for the easiest one to white night of all the bcw because thats a man baby.

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  141. lil grl, I have no doubt you can take him on esp with poetry of flesh &marcus A having your back but….

    *points to Femx,Wendy Schwartz, Jamila, aoefe and lsb pulling out brass knuckles, machetes, shanks, box cutters, vaseline to grease their faces, pulling their hair back in to low hanging ponytails*

    with his harem present….

    Now is not the time.

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  142. on November 16, 2009 at 7:01 pm personal trainer

    Ugslayer

    If you need a wing man, give me a call 😉

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  143. I wonder what Maurice,schoolboy,tood,PA, and willard look like.

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  144. Wendy Schwartz Actually, your attempt at putting me down is rare (for you)

    you’re right, and I don’t want to become one of the sheeple so I will keep it that way.

    but I hate hate hate when women pick up the male level of hatred and racial prejudice.

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  145. on November 16, 2009 at 7:07 pm gunslingergregi

    dang clio cockblocking wtf lol

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  146. Jamila. After seeing your comment, I went back and reread my post to find that it is in fact rather ambiguous and opaque. You have done me a great favor by pointing this out, and as such I will return the favor by clarifying myself, so that I can better contribute to the civil, well reasoned discourse taking place here:

    Black conservative women do indeed exist…
    They think therefore they are.

    …but they are of an ilk so foul…
    Fruit of the devil’s loins.

    …that the mere hint of their vaginal vapors…
    Odious odoriferous emanations.

    …will melt…
    Affect a phase change from a solid to a liquid state.

    …the skin off of your cock.
    resulting in the flow of skin from one’s johnson into a pool of fetid, bubbling flesh under the opening of one’s pant leg. See the end of ‘Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark’ for a visual reference.

    Beware…
    Of the cock melting menace. Skin melted off of cock = bad.

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  147. Ahem, that last gem of a post was by yours truly.

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  148. chic —

    Dude, I wonder what everyone looks like. I know what maurice looks like 🙂 b/c we met a couple of weeks ago. According to Tood, he looks “somewhat like Epoxy” (?), which would probably be good for him.

    Yep.

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  149. ” i’ve heard rumors of conservative girls. haven’t boffed one in the wild though.”

    I’ve never met a liberal Russian girl, ever. They might be liberal compared to other Russians, which means they think black and gay people (or whatever) should only be beaten with large sticks, rather than murdered outright, but they’re all wing nuts.

    [editor: heh, that’s true. there aren’t many russian women whom one could safely classify as liberal under the american meaning of the word. in my experience, russian women are mostly apolitical. it’s that fatalistic streak they love to nurture.]

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  150. *According to Tood, [Tood] looks “somewhat like Epoxy”.

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  151. @Anonymous

    Perhaps I wasn’t being clear enough. What about “conservative” + “black” equals foulness? Is it the conservative part or the black part that you’re upset about?

    Or did you have sex with a conservative black woman who had a janky smelling vagina and now youre upset about it?

    Hmmm….

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  152. on November 16, 2009 at 8:16 pm Wendy Schwartz

    Oh, what class. Curious, what view did this family of yours take to
    – single mum’s with bastard children
    – washed up hookers
    – low class, factory workers?
    I’d answer this for you except that only the first one is actually true and I’ve already answered that in detail to other posters in the past and I doubt anyone wants to hear it again.

    (Just so you know, your third comment shows you have no idea about engineering, programming, or the way-better-than-yours payrate that goes with it.)

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  153. maybe i’m naive to the ways of the blogworld, but how much outside meeting (sexual or no) takes place among readers? who has met whom?

    lilgrl met maurice and dates epoxy…

    bhetti and doug1 have had a fling….

    Wendy Schwartz was arrested for peeping through blinds which explains her hiatus for a few months…

    i’m assuming tiffy (finefantastic) and roissy know one another…

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  154. on November 16, 2009 at 8:24 pm Wendy Schwartz

    [editor: you know what’s funny about you, wendy? no matter how much cock pounds your hole and claims to love you, no matter that you have a son you remind yourself every day gives your insipid life meaning, you ARE ALONE. and you will always be alone. because though you occasionally stumble like a drunk hooker on the truth with your punkriot act, you are constitutionally incapable of turning your oh-so-awesome gatlin gun of grrlpower against yourself to behold the truth of your own filthy squalid life for what it is, and this prevents you, tragically, from perceiving the fate that awaits you. your lovers secretly despise you, your ex never loved you for more than the convenience of your cunt, and your son…

    your son may one day come across your hateful words against his father on the internet, but really, he won’t need to. he’ll see the hate you have for half his bloodline by the shitwords you mutter under your breath and over your breath, disparaging his father and half of what makes him human. and he will HATE YOU TILL YOUR DYING PUTRID BREATH.

    so, i say you are alone, though you may not realize it at the moment. and you will forever be alone, sad and angry.]

    Actually what incited you to type things that you KNOW aren’t true about me, true about my family, my exes, or anything else in an actual emotional RAGE shows exactly what it is about me that makes you so angry:

    Everything you just listed above is exactly the things that you are terrified of happening to YOU.

    [editor: funny, i was unaware i had a loser ex-wife or a son whose father i daily berate in public view.]

    You simply cannot understand why I’m not terrified of those very same things and it makes you realize just how weak, sad, lonely, and bitter you really are.

    There’s a reason there is a very famous quote about that “…..a person typically hates that which he does not understand”

    [let’s play hangman! i’m thinking of two words which rhyme with Wendy Schwartz: AN_L S_X.]

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  155. Roissy, did you see the pics I sent?

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  156. dayam, CN fires for effect.

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  157. How many stds have you actually caught in your life time?

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  158. Anyone interested in Laidy Raine’s pics can find them here
    http://ladyraine.wordpress.com/pi/

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  159. [editor: would a fat girl be less fat if it was a toothless homeless bum calling her fat?]

    It’s ok, Roissy, I already know what you look like. And who said I was talking about guys who rip on girls’/guys’ looks? I said “judge”.

    [editor: the cold reptilian eye of judgement never sleeps, and never loses focus, no matter who is doing the gazing.]

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  160. on November 16, 2009 at 8:32 pm Wendy Schwartz

    Yes,……you’re right. Someday my son (who thinks he never HAD a dad and has no reason to even ASK) will say to me:

    “Mommy why did you condemn me to living with my beloved cousins, a mile from my Grammy and Pop-pop, in a huge house, going to an awesome school, with enough money to be happy, with no yelling and parental squabbling, in an area where everyone else is the same heritage that I am????”

    You’re right on point. I’m sure he’ll just HATE me for not leaving him to a life of bruises, alcoholism, screaming, yelling, verbal abuse, a shitty family name and history, without any money because “daddy” drank it away…..

    And FYI I am VERY against ANY parent bad-mouthing the OTHER parent (like people do while going through divorce or separation do). It’s very traumatizing to children and completely pointless because they will form their own opinion someday (were he to meet him for some reason).

    I have never mentioned his “father” at all in front of him and neither does anyone in my family (and I mean that literally). As far as we are concerned (and my parents) we kicked the “trash” out of the family before he had any say otherwise.

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  161. on November 16, 2009 at 8:35 pm Wendy Schwartz

    No, Chic. I keep the knife in my purse (and the brass knuckles and yes I’m being serious) in case of emergency….

    But I’m not a “violence” kinda girl. I prefer pre-meditated poisoning, cold-calculating revenge, and of course the classic “light his car on fire and stand next to him smiling so he knows that it was you” when a man dares to cross me.

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  162. sheesh, jamila. that must have been more than a little ‘gina tingle to inspire you to pop off the pics so quickly.

    so, LILGRL – who’s the hot poster…?? beside your awesome fiance…

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  163. on November 16, 2009 at 7:40 pm gunslingergregi

    How about asking a chick this question as a soul check:

    How can you become financially free and insure your kids are always taken care of?

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  164. @maurice
    sheesh, jamila. that must have been more than a little ‘gina tingle to inspire you to pop off the pics so quickly.

    I have plenty of photographs of myself with family/friends archived online where I look nice and respectable. Just a few points and clicking of buttons was all it took.

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  165. @ Jamila: Neither is bad by itself. The foulness arises from the unholy synergy that often exists when two things that by themselves are either delightful or innocuous (e.g. pornography and children), combine to make something utterly loathsome (child pornography).

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  166. on November 16, 2009 at 7:43 pm gunslingergregi

    ”””””Jamila
    @Anonymous

    Perhaps I wasn’t being clear enough. What about “conservative” + “black” equals foulness? Is it the conservative part or the black part that you’re upset about?

    Or did you have sex with a conservative black woman who had a janky smelling vagina and now youre upset about it?

    Hmmm….
    ””””””””

    umm not to spoil fun but who does jamila remind you of

    hmmm

    and then

    ””””’Jamila
    Roissy, did you see the pics I sent?”””””

    dun dun dun

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  167. Jamila
    @Chic Noir
    I must admit that when he called me “black coffee in bed” there was ever so slightly a bit of a gina tingle….juuusssttt a little one… lol

    Don’t forget he likes to lick the cream off the top 🙂 But… take clio’s advice.

    *chic noir sad sighs and places hand on her heart*
    I personally, can’t look at another man in these parts. My default is the love of my e-life.

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  168. on November 16, 2009 at 7:48 pm gunslingergregi

    nathan you may want to adjust your gaymeter your not white knighting at this juncture.

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  169. quick question to R

    Wouldn’t Spain vs a third world country associated with poverty be more telling, or at least easier to read?

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  170. [editor: the cold reptilian eye of judgement never sleeps, and never loses focus, no matter who is doing the gazing.]

    I feel as though there was some point-missing, here.

    [editor: seems to happen a lot with you.]

    Chuck’s hot.

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  171. never mind, I figured it out for myself.

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  172. [editor: seems to happen a lot with you.]

    Do you really want to go there right now?

    [editor: i don’t think you want to try me, bitch. SRSLY.]

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  173. @Nathan

    Jamila, you seem lovely. Don’t take the race baiting here seriously, and you should win many fans.

    Thanks Nathan! I don’t take Raine seriously (or race baiting from anyone else for that matter). There is no way anyone who takes that much crap from Roissy and continuously comes back for more could be much more than an attention seeking troll.

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  174. Oh, what class. Curious, what view did this family of yours take to
    – single mum’s with bastard children
    – washed up hookers
    – low class, factory workers?

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  175. [editor: i don’t think you want to try me, bitch. SRSLY.]

    Awww, you used SRSLY! I’m already winning. 😉

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  176. So we were at clio’s wedding, femx and Wendy Schwartz couldn’t stand not being the center of attention for once. I had been keeping an eye on Tupac, if only I had a clue. This is how it went down folks.

    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=5e0_1258319176

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  177. chuck —

    epoxy and i met and got together and got engaged before this blog was in the picture (though i think we did read it on our own, separately)

    maurice came to sf on business, so we had some drinks

    epoxy and i went to salt lake city to to to a dj set, and had dinner with hope

    we’re always open to meeting people though…if you’re in the area (or we’re in you’re area). we like people.

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  178. I’m not in Roissy’s harem. Unless Roissy’s into fat middle aged Jewish males. Hee haw.

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  179. LILGRL:

    If one day you just disappeard from this blog and yours was offline for whatever reason there is one word and one word alone that will forever define you and should probably be put on your tombstone by your loving decendents:

    SRSLY.

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  180. Curses!

    feministx escaped my clutches to get to her Roissy AGAIN!

    Oh wretched fate 😦 I suppose I must take solace in the arms of my beloved chicletabnoir.

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  181. on November 16, 2009 at 9:21 pm unlearning genius

    Ah, roissy, more than a list for assessing women .. this is a window into your personality .. You come across as someone who has a lot of ideations about life and about women .. you see, your imaginations are always one step ahead of your experiences .. the hedonic treadmill rolls on ..

    having too many expectations for life will ultimately constrict the life you actually experience .. You will be unable to see beyond the schemas that dominate your perception .. this is true of women and everything else ..

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  182. I dont care if you remain celibate for the rest of your life.. you have done more good for suffering men than almost anyone I know of.. more power to you and your pen. the simple fact that dominance for men is an elixir has remain suppressed and is even unknown to high IQ types.. In a month or two of following your blog I have achieved a lot of success in female relationships, incl with the spouse.

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  183. on November 16, 2009 at 9:43 pm СОФИЯ/sofia

    Weather is a huge factor that Roissy doesn’t account for in this post. There are six months of winter in my country. There’s no way in hell I’m leaving it for another frozen hellhole no matter how picturesque and natural it may be. Spain FTW on weather alone.

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  184. on November 16, 2009 at 9:44 pm СОФИЯ/sofia

    I think a deathmatch between LILGRL and Roissy with a Mortal Kombat theme would be aa–haaa-maaaayzing.

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  185. There are six months of winter in my country.

    I thought you were Indian.

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  186. Roissy that list was a good read. But I have met a girl who is a combination of both lists…though just as much a mixture of the negative traits as the positive traits. If I ever see her again I’ll run this test and see what she answers.

    Also, of course you have never met a conservative girl in the wild. Isn’t DC the home of the raving liberal loons, second only to Oregon? Perhaps you should venture into republican territory to find a true conservative chick and then post about the results.
    Only catch is the conservative chick will probably be some sort of no sex outside of marriage type. Better take your A game.

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  187. sofia: “There are six months of winter in my country.”

    I’m from a place where it snows 6 months a year, and know women from there would would prefer the Antarctic to Spain. Anyway, too bad about the cat thing.

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  188. The character traits were quite accurate. I’m always attracted to the “Antartica” types, my current girlfriend is one and has 41 of the traits you listed. I only WISH she had an oral fixation!! She’d pretty much be perfect for me if not for the friggin’ deeply-entrenched hardcore liberal activist mindset.

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  189. on November 16, 2009 at 10:17 pm It's My First Day

    Is this Cosmo? Weak, Roissy.

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  190. on November 16, 2009 at 10:19 pm СОФИЯ/sofia

    One Roissy archetype, amongst others I have noticed, is the One guy who comments on every post that says, “This is the worst post ever!!” Other variations include, “Weak.”/”Soft.”/”You’re losing it, man.”

    Maybe it is all the same guy!!!

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  191. In my experience, these lists are about 60% right. Which puts them miles ahead of the usual advice regarding women.

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  192. on November 16, 2009 at 10:40 pm unlearning genius

    @LR,
    “Oh, sorry. No, I don’t watch “The Office”. The only shows I’m into are crime/true-crime/science-dork-stuff.
    Sort of the same as movies…. I only like Horror and Suspense. ”

    Damn, we have this one thing in common.

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  193. You were right the first time, LILGIRRRL. Or rather, your post was correct, you’re engaged to another R reader, apparently.

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  194. Women have a soul ?

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  195. askjoe

    …what?

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  196. Sorry, correcting grammar on the web…

    you said “agh *your” when it was supposed to be “you’re”

    as in, if you are in the area…you’re

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  197. i was correcting the second “you’re”

    we’re always open to meeting people though…if you’re in the area (or we’re in you’re area). we like people.

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  198. on November 16, 2009 at 10:57 pm gunslingergregi

    ””””””’unlearning genius
    @LR,
    “Oh, sorry. No, I don’t watch “The Office”. The only shows I’m into are crime/true-crime/science-dork-stuff.
    Sort of the same as movies…. I only like Horror and Suspense. ”

    Damn, we have this one thing in common.
    ”””””””’

    We’re losing him!!!

    Someone paint a picture of a unicorn.

    Someone else do something else.

    Someone else look like they want to help.

    Get some vice grips and some bandaids.

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  199. on November 16, 2009 at 10:59 pm gunslingergregi

    ””””Mr. C
    Women have a soul ?
    ””””””

    Gonna work on figuring that one out at great personnal cost to myelf and potentially my entire frame of reference for the known world.

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  200. oh boy. srry, srsly

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  201. You can test a girl by asking her what she thinks of this video.

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  202. This post reads like satire. Unfortunately, it’s all too consistent with Roissy’s compulsion to over-extrapolate.

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  203. To Roissy :

    Awesome post.

    I hope you decide to to write more “sub-culture/persona specific Game” posts in the future.

    To Bhetti :

    I think ‘A Perfect Circle’ is ultra-appropriate to many characters here.

    In fact, two songs and characters come to mind as perfect music videos —

    The G Manifesto + ‘The Package’ by A Perfect Circle = A silhouetted figure [ala Mad Men’s opening credits] in a very nice suit systematically seduces and manipulates the young, hot, bored trophy wife of a paranoid corporate executive. Through master level heist strategy and tactics, the anti-hero convinces the bimbo to sneak him into the house and have a sexual liason a few rooms away from her husband — who is obsessively checking the contents of his private vault. Post-coitus, now both dressed, the silhouetted man draws a pistol on the bimbo and tells her to lead him to her husband. Near the climax of the song the silhouetted man forces both husband and bimbo into the vault, making them strip down to their underwear in the process, and then takes an item from it and locks them in. He then casually walks out of the house pulling out a gold Zippo to light a cigarette. At the final scene, ‘G’ takes a long drag from his cigarette and pulls out an explosives detonator. He quickly enters his sports car, starts it and starts to drive off. Before he gets too far he sets off the explosives, smiling gleefully as a destructive plume rises far into the air behind him.

    http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/aperfectcircle/thepackage.html

    Roissy + ‘Pet’ by A Perfect Circle = ‘R’ seduces a young, bucolic girl fresh to the city and spends a sadistically jovial time reframing her into his perfect girl, introducing her to the finer points of sensual interaction and then finally dumping her all at the height of it.

    [Your mind wanders to rather strange depths when you’re being forced to watch WWE RAW by your roommate.]

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  204. First, I have never had an ex-husband so I don’t know what comparison you are trying to make in saying you “don’t have an ex-wife”…..

    *try to steady your nerves, dear R*

    As for me daring to “berate him in public”……let me ask you….what is his name? His age? His birthdate? Last name?

    You do realize that I have never mentioned him by name or anything close to it. His privacy is protected (as if you are actually worried about the morality of this issue) because me and my son have no “name associations” with him.

    Last I wanted to remind you that those who live in glass “public beration” houses really shouldn’t throw stones.

    *Yes, what? What is the big deal about anal sex? Christ. Are we all like 12?*

    Everyone else: Stop being uptight assholes and/or having a weird obsession with anal sex in general. It’s just not that serious. That’s what makes things….errr…not fun anymore.

    *sometimes you are all really a bunch of downers*

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  205. @Willard Libby

    PGTOW?

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  206. on November 16, 2009 at 11:58 pm West Coast Life

    Who says you can’t party and live it up in Patagonia? Anyone ever been to Bariloche? (I’m looking at you, G Manifesto, lots of 18-year-old porteñas and other travelers to swoop) There are lots of cool girls in Patagonia, even a few Americans, believe it or not. I think Roissy is sometimes full of shit with his pop psychology, but my own empirical evidence (admittedly limited) from traveling seems to support his claims on this one.

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  207. on November 17, 2009 at 12:00 am СОФИЯ/sofia

    Willard Libby,

    That penguin video was so sad!! It almost made me cry.

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  208. I tend not to shit on posts but there’s a much simpler, observable, and effortless way to measure the worth of your potential LTR prospect.
    It is what a blogger named ‘Pook’ referred to as his Golden Rule. And it says a lot about a woman’s character. Here it is: Judge a woman by how she treats the people that can’t do anything for her, the ones who have nothing to offer.
    If you would like a longer explanation, then here is the link: http://dapook.blogspot.com/2007/07/golden-rule-to-weed-out-women.html

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  209. on November 17, 2009 at 12:26 am unlearning genius

    @Justin H,

    “Here it is: Judge a woman by how she treats the people that can’t do anything for her,”

    No thats a dumb observation, people who are not at all invested behave differently .. that does not say anything at all about their true self.

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  210. […] to pics of herself). I can confirm that, despite the protestations to the contrary of a number of incredulous commenters, Jamila is indeed a fairly attractive conservative black woman of slender proportions. (Note to […]

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  211. Bariloche!!!

    SRSLY!!!

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  212. “Isn’t DC the home of the raving liberal loons”

    A few years ago I was at some indie dive trying to pick up some hot South American blend petite, and she found a way to turn the conversation to how terrible George Bush was within the first minute.

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  213. Surely we can think up less contrived ways of screening women. Why must it always be imagery of holiday locations, bizarre scenarios, and mental puzzles. Can’t we just goad them into commenting about other women? social situations? Literature? Life skills? then derive the same crap from that? I would find it easier to believe womens responses are easier to derive information from when they don’t know they are being tested. Especially when these tests are so poor.

    It’s cleo’ish, because it IS Cleo bullshit. “What your favourite colour tells you about your personality type!”.

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  214. Solid lists.

    Good call on the selfishness of ‘Antarctica’ chicks and how surprisingly easy they are once you take down a few security barriers.

    Spain types may be materialistic attention whores, but they are much easier to rein in. Gene propagation for the win.

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  215. “Can’t we just goad them into commenting about other women? social situations? Literature? Life skills?”

    One step further — by clamming up and observing whether (and how) they break uncomfortable silences. That’s usually revealing material.

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  216. What is this ‘SRSLY’ nonsense? Christ that’s irritating. Is it supposed to be edgy or something?

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  217. I had to comment just to see if the ‘Submit Comment’ button really works like the magic wand Wendy Schwartz seems to think it is. That whatever you type in this white space magically comes true just by clicking it.

    On second thought I’ll save my wish should my straight-A daughter ever drop out of her exclusive school to go stripping, get knocked-up and end-up a MacProgrammer in a stepping stone job any 21yr old with any talent moves on from in 12-18mths. Then I can use the button to make all that a ‘good thing’ by cut&pasting Wendy’s back log of posts.

    Whilst half of me wants Wendy Schwartz to dissolve herself in a bath of quick lime, the other half wants her to keep posting so I can continue to marvel at a spin not even Iraq’s Comical Ali could put on such a hopeless, tragic situation.

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  218. “Ah, roissy, more than a list for assessing women .. this is a window into your personality .. You come across as someone who has a lot of ideations about life and about women .. you see, your imaginations are always one step ahead of your experiences .. the hedonic treadmill rolls on ..

    having too many expectations for life will ultimately constrict the life you actually experience .. You will be unable to see beyond the schemas that dominate your perception .. this is true of women and everything else ..”

    well christ, that was deep for my morning read….you smarty pants ‘unlearning genius’ you.

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  219. Don’t be so cynical, spandrell. There are good women out there. The roissysphere just has the habit of attracting women who are unusually awful like Wendy Schwartz and lilgrl and hope. Granted, they’re all retarded in their own unique ways, but retarded none the less.

    Are there any good women here, except perhaps Clio and Bhetti?

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  220. @Cecila.
    Something like that. It’s only “lilgrl”. Ignore it. There’s nothing substantial to her anyway.

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  221. “Something like that. It’s only “lilgrl”. Ignore it. There’s nothing substantial to her anyway.”

    good luck finding substance in women.

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  222. I’m dead certain all the women that I know would say Spain. Substitute Antarctica with Tibet, however, and all the liberals and new age freaks would fall for that. ‘Free Tibet’ and the Dalai Lama and all that.

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  223. not sure how many girls who actually say tibet would truly mean it, given the real opportunity to go to spain instead.

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  224. Antarctica and Tibet aren’t exactly substitutable, I think. Antarctica is just barren, while Tibet is picturesque, with Buddhism and colourful people that the liberals love, plus it’s got a hippie scene ever since they allowed visitors in there.

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  225. on November 17, 2009 at 9:45 am Marcus Aureliette

    It is what a blogger named ‘Pook’ referred to as his Golden Rule. And it says a lot about a woman’s character. Here it is: Judge a woman by how she treats the people that can’t do anything for her, the ones who have nothing to offer.

    Pook really ought to cite his sources. Either Goethe or Miles, depending on where you look.

    “You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him.”
    — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe/James D. Miles

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  226. Do you really want to go there right now?

    [editor: i don’t think you want to try me, bitch. SRSLY.]

    Oh man, the fact that there was this promise and suggestion of AWESOMENESS … and then they made up.

    I think a deathmatch between LILGRL and Roissy with a Mortal Kombat theme would be aa–haaa-maaaayzing.

    Right!?

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  227. it’s amusing how these threads get so predictably caustic.

    surprise me (and yourselves) sometime and have a civilized conversation.

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  228. So every girl you date is a raving liberal with STDs? Or is that what her answer would be if she did have one?

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  229. Ruby:
    Thank you for sharing these creative, cool flights of imagination in your mental landscape. What does the theme of using and disgarding women mean here?

    A Perfect Circle have just the right tone for roissy, yes. Still. It’s difficult to picture the roissy we know in this role:
    Pay no mind what other voices say
    They don’t care about you, like I do, like I do
    Safe from pain and truth and choice and other poison devils,
    See, they don’t give a fuck about you, like I do.
    […]
    I’ll be the one to protect you from
    Your enemies and all your demons

    I’ll be the one to protect you from
    A will to survive and a voice of reason

    Especially with the emphasis that he doesn’t bother with lies.

    Perhaps A Perfect Circle’s Passive would be more suitable.
    Wake up (can’t you) and face me (come on now),
    Don’t play dead (don’t play dead)
    Cause maybe (because maybe)
    Someday I’ll (someday I’ll) walk away and say, “You fucking disappoint me!”
    Maybe you’re better off this way

    Perhaps roissy’s ideal woman is one that he can always leave.

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  230. Can we see the photo of Jamilla?

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  231. on November 17, 2009 at 1:21 pm Wendy Schwartz

    “On second thought I’ll save my wish should my straight-A daughter ever drop out of her exclusive school to go stripping, get knocked-up and end-up a MacProgrammer in a stepping stone job any 21yr old with any talent moves on from in 12-18mths. Then I can use the button to make all that a ‘good thing’ by cut&pasting LR’s back log of posts.

    Hmmm I’m not sure why you would say any of this since it’s not true. I never dropped out of any school (in case you weren’t aware being a lawyer is more than 4 years in college) and I took many of my “criminal justice”-related classes while I was still in high school.

    I do things in reverse (which I’ve explained in detail and won’t go through again, here). Education first, children next, THEN after the child(ren) are grown you work in your chosen “career” (which for law would be 18 hour workdays more often than not, which is a totally inappropriate job for a mother to have when raising a child).

    Meaning you never see them. I learned a technical trade as a “supplemental” skill to do in the meantime (until he’s a bit older).

    And it’s mostly Master-Cam for a lot of years now for the basic “what you need to know to be a programmer”.

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  232. “Are there any good women here, except perhaps Clio and Bhetti?”

    This forum is self-selecting for crazy in both genders.

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  233. Bhetti–

    Perhaps roissy’s ideal woman is one that he can always leave.

    Yes because although the girl Roissy wants theoretically exists, he simply hasn’t found her YET, and keeps resuming his search, the requirements turn out to be so numerous.

    Obviously to attract quality girls for at least short term relationships of the sort Roissy has said he prefers, the possibility that he can find a girl to settle down with must exist. Or must for many of them.

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  234. on November 17, 2009 at 5:58 pm Wendy Schwartz

    “We look at how a man treats wait staff to see his real personality.”–said Chic Noir

    Actually it’s more accurate to see how he treats his mother.

    But, yes a bad tipper (any less than 20%) shows that he looks down his nose at everyone, is tight with his money, doesn’t appreciate “effort” or “hard work”, and thinks he’s entitled to much more in life than he is.

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  235. @justin H- women have a similar saying. We look at how a man treats wait staff to see his real personality.

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  236. The perfect woman ISN’T you dumb shit!

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  237. Guys who say there are substantial and non-retarded women just haven’t been with one. Or if they have they haven’t been listening to them.

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  238. @chic noir

    I say “look about how a man treats people that he has no immediate use for and isn’t trying to have sex with.” Because if he doesn’t treat those people right then once he realizes he can’t/won’t get what he wants out of you, you’ll be treated just like them.

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  239. from the Antartica girl list:

    She’ll keep you wondering if you can do better

    shouldn’t this be the spec. that trumps all else? rather than just being imbedded in a list? If a man feels uncertain/unsatisfied with a woman, he should move on.

    [editor: not necessarily. antarctica girl, being less outwardly feminine and drama-prone than spain girl, may simply have not sufficiently pinged her man’s jealousy meter through unspoken threat of loss. it’s possible for a man to love both antarctica girl and spain girl equally, but be moved to ponder straying on the girl who is less demanding of his emotional resources.

    ps mandatory paternity testing!]

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  240. @Bhetti:

    For some reason, I think of The XX’s “Crystalised,” although your Perfect Circle references might be more dead on.

    I think I just like The XX.

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  241. Roissy appears to me to be a observational genius when it comes to the “fairer” sex. My current gf is in the Antartica group and has 9/10 of the Roissy-defined traits.

    The major problem is that she is just not a terribly sexy woman (doesn’t know how to dress to show off he body), but Im working on that one.

    Continue with your mantastic perspectives……..

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  242. Bhetti:

    A Perfect Circle have just the right tone for roissy, yes.

    Paz Lenchantin is a total Tupac chick.

    Sigh.

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  243. feministx.blogspot.com

    I have been obsessed with vast spaces of emptiness for more than a decade. Obsessed. I want to visit nunavut, the caucasus mountains in Central Asia, I want to ride horses in mongolia and I am most of all attracted to the depression of death in Chad, which is a vast expanse of total nothingness.

    …There is hardly a sign of life in the region, but there is still evidence of human slaughter. It is said that you can travel three days without seeing any living thing there. One day I will go there and get a small sense of what I am to the vastness of the universe. I want to see how I feel when all around me as far as I can hear or see or sense is barren.

    If this comment is for real, then you should check out Werner Herzog’s 1969 film “Fata Morgana”, nominally about desert mirages but more generally about modern life in the extremes of the Sahara. It is available on DVD.

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  244. It would be interesting that for guys…what would you classify your own mother as…Then invariably see which girls you’re inherently attracted to.

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  245. This question is great. I had a nice, long conversation with an older woman last saturday, because of this question. She chose the second option, which was my preference too. I asked the question with a lot of drama into it. We ended up making out. She was 22 years older than me 🙂

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  246. […] keep me company. There, I could converse with her easier and, more important, isolated. I asked a question about how her dream vacation would look like and from there I set up a seductive frame. We ended up kissing, light kisses on the cheek at first, […]

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  247. […] will occasionally treat his lover to romantic nights out, but when she wants him to join her on her trip to Antartica he’ll stroke her cheek lovingly and tell her to have a good time by […]

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  248. on December 4, 2009 at 12:34 pm Large Hadron Collider

    this comment is to see what my icon still looks like

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  249. on December 7, 2009 at 1:24 pm Wendy Schwartz

    A Perfect Circle have just the right tone for roissy, yes.

    I hope you aren’t referring to the band because I’m seriously emailing Maynard an apology in your name RIGHT now.

    Actually, now that I think about it….the song “Judith” (my all time fav) really WOULD describe what Roissy thinks of himself….and describes his readership too:

    “Fuck your God! You don’t know your Christ.”

    Anyone who doesn’t get it totally fits into that lyric by default.

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  250. You have many good posts Roissy but this isn’t one of them. Nobody would ever say antarctica no matter how much you play it up because it’s fricken freezing there. No man or woman would ever choose it.

    [Editor: i dated a girl who not only went to Antarctica and loved it, but couldn’t stop talking about how badly she wanted to go back. She asked me to join her. I politely declined.]

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  251. […] haven’t noticed, the topic covered in that OkCupid post is essentially the game concept of eliciting values. A key part of building comfort with a girl you want to bang is getting to know her values and […]

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  252. I noticed both vacations were for liberals.

    Where do conservative women go on vacation?

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