Frenetic Fred

Is this youtube sensation emblematic of cultural decline… or cultural vitality? You be the judge.

This has been a “Youth Of Today” public service announcement.





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  1. If it is cultural deline, I will go down with him.

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  2. on July 12, 2008 at 3:18 pm Steve Lurkel

    what is this bullshit?

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  3. Decline.

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  4. on July 12, 2008 at 3:28 pm SovereignAmericanMale

    /sigh…

    minute:second 2:33

    “Hand in the air, What-ever”

    Fag… definably….

    Brings out an inner conflict in me.
    On the one hand, Bitches like him should be emasculated to preserve the human race, and would he make a fine castroti singer. Perhaps burned at the stake, ostensibly to set an example, but really just to hear him scream.

    On the other hand, he makes girls laugh. And for you players laugher opens the tightest zippers… so Guys use this fool to get your gals to come in your crib and watch him.

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  5. Sounds like he’s sucking helium. Film discontinuity suggests that he’s breaking to take a new drag every couple of seconds.

    Decline or vitality? Neither. Just some kid goofing off.

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  6. on July 12, 2008 at 3:42 pm SovereignAmericanMale

    Ok, HAha really funny
    Jokes over… please bring today’s real blog please.

    But really Roissy, are you on an off day? You have a higher work ethic then this. Please stop slacking.

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  7. SAM is right Roissy, today’s post was filler. Thank God everyone can look at this image of Yuko Ogura as compensation.

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  8. Fred e-mailed me and says that he like women with thick, rich, luxuriant thatches, brimming with a delicious array of wonderful aromas and flavors.

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  9. What the fuck? People actually enjoy that?

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  10. I’ll allow for the possibility that the creator might have been wanting to illuminate just how feminized some of today’s boys are by parodying them.

    If you know anyone with a son who behaves like this, then his daddy needs to get him into football, some physical training activity (swimming is good pre-puberty, weights thereafter), and some martial art ASAP.

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  11. Typical emo kid. You see this all the time. Girls love this. Well, most of them. Boon for older guys able to date downwards, since the Emo plague has propagated outwards from it’s core age bracket 15-26. The women/girls who DON’T like Emo kids and want men will take offers from guys they normally would not.

    You see this a lot in Hollywood. Ever wonder why so many actresses end up with considerably older guys? There’s not that many straight, and manly, men in Hollywood. As opposed to gays, emo kids, and immature losers.

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  12. That kid is the devil incarnate.

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  13. #11, if that’s true, I need to move there.

    Emo people < Hippies.

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  14. Faggy crap like that has been around for awhile. There’s always some stock queer in any comedy, flouncing around. Remember the New Romantics of the early 1980s? Basically emo, only with more danceable music.

    In general, using YouTube as a method to detect changes up or down in something is unreliable. Before it existed, you had no idea what most people were up to, but with YT, it’s easy to be a fly on the wall. So there’s no way to compare the clearer present to the hazier past.

    Little has changed; it’s just that, when you finally get an accurate picture of them, ordinary people turn out to be a lot less extraordinary than some may have assumed.

    But really Roissy, are you on an off day? You have a higher work ethic then this. Please stop slacking.

    It’s a Saturday you dumbass. But since the first source of web entertainment is down, let’s all go over to your exciting website…

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  15. on July 13, 2008 at 3:02 am SovereignAmericanMale

    @14 agnostic

    Me:
    “But really Roissy, are you on an off day? You have a higher work ethic then this. Please stop slacking.”
    You:
    “It’s a Saturday you dumbass. But since the first source of web entertainment is down, let’s all go over to your exciting website…”

    I don’t have a website really, but I have come to expect a high standard, based on his average work. He could have tried a little harder, and if your going to bother at all… do your best.

    I know I do, because that was how I was raised. He could have posted a link to something Hawt, or he could have put a good music video.

    As his posting audience, we would still watch and respond.
    We would debate all kinds of off-topic crap, and cliche abound:

    Peter would pronounce GNP, Gannon 14 yo brides, Warboat HSV would beg for a trick from the pentagon, Dizzy with her Femistazi high rhetoric etc.

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  16. Hey just watned to say that fred is the most hilarious thing i have ever seen he totally rocks and is super ooper funny! He is just a random child goofing around and it’s not your place to judge whether the culture in our country is declining it’s just something that kids watch for entertainment! he is also not an emo!! My word it’s just to watch and laugh at!

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  17. [email protected] “expecting a high work ethic of people” ALL the time, especially on weekends. What are you? The fucking king of the Internet? Ohhhhhh I’m sowwy mastah, do you want feet wubbed?

    Everyone must have a high work ethic because SAM expects. Shape up, or ship out people. This is SAM’s Internet.

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  18. Oh, and did you father raise you as a self-entitled whinging bitch as well?

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  19. on July 13, 2008 at 5:55 am SovereignAmericanMale

    @17 hahaha

    Meh… I am paying good money for my internet… If roissy can’t provide thought provoking content, it better be damn funny.

    “Everyone must have a high work ethic because SAM expects. Shape up, or ship out people. This is SAM’s Internet.”

    Nice misrepresentation of my statement. Straw man much?
    And no.. I don’t expect everyone to have a high work ethic.

    Just people (specifically Roissy) who demonstrate good high quality work on a fairly consistent basis. If you show up at the office, do a good job or go home. If you wanna slack, go play outside the office. But its his show, he can do what he wants.
    I am vocal about what I think, cause I have a pair of balls and I am Sovereign. And if he wants to tell me “stfu, and let me run this” I will listen. But your not him, so Sod the bloody hell off.

    As for the comment about how my father raised me,
    1. Fuck you (but gently with a chainsaw) for opening the personal attacks door.
    2. If you don’t like what I post, skip over it.
    3. I didn’t have a father to raise me. I had to figure out how to be a male on my own, & I am turning out peachy keep.
    4. and finally, Fuck you for trying to muzzle me.

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  20. on July 13, 2008 at 6:06 am SovereignAmericanMale

    18 hahaha

    “Oh, and did you father raise you as a self-entitled whinging bitch as well?”

    I suspect your an emo-fag-bitch who got offended at post 04,
    cause you feel my words, apply to you as well.

    Ya, you need a feminist de-balling, no doubt about it. Sure you can claim your really a female. Which still cuts no ice with me.
    Both of your posts have the tone of a man’s voice.

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  21. and it’s not your place to judge whether the culture in our country is declining

    Whose place is it then?

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  22. Just think, every click to his you tube post is giving him validation re his behaviour…

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  23. Just flag him. On what grounds, I don’t know, I just hope he’s fucking sterile.

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  24. Doesn’t cover any ground not already explored by Michael McDonald’s “Stuart” character on Mad TV.

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  25. This was funny as hell. Say whatever else you want about the kid (gay, emo, etc..) but if you don’t think this is funny then you fail at life.

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  26. on July 17, 2008 at 8:59 am Zosimus the Heathen

    Scottynx, I’d have to agree.

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