Women Are Happy Communicating In The Language Of Children

Via The Other Anonymous, an anecdote that had my sides splitting from laughter.

https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2014/03/13/a-crib-sheet-of-game/

Re: Texting – My 10 year old Daughter inadvertently hijacked iMessages so that I didn’t receive any texts and, for a couple weeks – unbeknownst to me, had running text exchanges with a cross-section of my adult life – friends, colleagues, lawyers, romantic interests, etc.

Once discovered I read this mass of messages. Texts from guys ended in about three exchanges and with instruction to call them when I’d sobered up. Texts from women went on for pages and pages … the more mundane, the longer they ran on:

Her: What are your plans this weekend?
10 YO Me: Girl Scout camp
Her: LOL I’m visiting my parents maybe take their boat out.
10 YO Me: My parents make me wear floaties on the boat
Her: LOL

Now these are adult women, with families and careers – and none, not one, indicated suspicion that they were, in fact, speaking to a young girl.

The moral of this story is – Women can’t differentiate a text from a 40 year old man and a 10 year old girl … So, you must make it immediately apparent by using the universal, tried and true, one-size-fits all response to female Texts:

8====D

Fuckin A, I just reread that a second time and I’m laughing all over again. “My parents make me wear floaties on the boat, Her: LOL.”  😆 indeed!

There’s a Deep State Game lesson contained in TOA’s anecdote: 10-Year-Old Girl Game is a pretty good template for honing your Grown-Ass Man Game. Empowered, adult women can’t tell the difference between a 10-year-old girl’s texts and a grown man’s texts. To empowered, adult women who don’t know they’re texting a preteen girl, a 10-year-old girl’s texts and a sexy man’s texts both sound like ZFG, mischievous teasing to them, which turns them on so much they stick around to contribute pages and pages of texts, ecstatic with the cascade of professionally administered impertinent, flirty banter.

So the next time you’re texting an accomplished, proudly feminist lawyercunt, don’t make the mistake of speaking like an adult man clinging to his logic and linearity. Try chatting like a 10-year-old girl instead, if you really want to capture that confident, smart, adult woman’s imagination.

If you talk like a 10-year-old girl to your male friends, they’ll promptly tell you to sober up. Which is why the vote should have remained a male-only franchise.





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  1. This had me lmfao

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  2. on September 29, 2015 at 10:32 am Captain Obvious

    From the Archives: “You smell like my Grandma…” https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2014/10/06/the-young-alpha-male/

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    • on September 30, 2015 at 9:20 am Captain Obvious

      EXCLUSIVE: #Boehner’s Replacement Is Carrying On Long Running Affair With Congresswoman http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-backroom/3342671/posts

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      • on September 30, 2015 at 9:23 am Captain Obvious

        ALPHA PHUX, BETA BUCKS: ‘A lobbyist describes Ellmers as a “social climber who has ingratiated herself” with McCarthy… A Tea Party darling whose win surprised the party bosses… She quickly teamed up with the leadership… Gotnews.com also reached out to Brent Ellmers, her husband, but hasn’t heard back. His number from his medical practice has been discontinued…’

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      • on September 30, 2015 at 9:26 am Captain Obvious

        CONGRESSWOMAN RENEE ELMERS, GOP-NC, 1000 COCK STARE:

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      • Wearing the low cut top to expose the cleavage.

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      • For those who recognize her name but not sure where from, she was reelected last year over Clay Aiken of American Idol fame 59-41

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      • on September 30, 2015 at 2:52 pm Captain Obvious

        Yep – lowcut shirt for the cleavage, big MILF t!tties laid out on the table top, hand motions for “fem-kino”, and the 1000 COCK STARE. Yet the Tea Party was fooled into voting for her when she said “As a mom, Christian and nurse, my beliefs have deepened through experience… I am pro-family…”

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      • on September 30, 2015 at 2:58 pm Captain Obvious

        How much worse could the voters of that district have been phucked – choosing between a Daughter of Satan who faked the Chr!stianity just long enough until it was safe to ditch her dutiful Beta Bux husband for Alpha Phux, or a Son of Satan from American Idol who wants to shove his d!ck up their little boyz’s r3ctums? The Four Horsemen can’t arrive soon enough.

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      • Too bad she exposed her face, too.

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    • on September 30, 2015 at 9:27 am Captain Obvious

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  3. This reminds me of another post you had, where a kid told some hot chick that she smelled like her grandma and he walked away.

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    • *his grandma

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    • ha I submitted that.

      Little kid: You smell like my grandma.

      girl: Excuse me?

      Little kid: What? I love my grandma.

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    • New York Times 27 Ways to be a Modern Man

      http://www.nytimes.com/2015/10/02/fashion/mens-style/27-ways-to-be-a-modern-man.html?_r=0

      [CH: “27 ways to be a faggy manlet”]

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      • “Brian Lombardi lives in DeKalb, Ill., with his wife, Linda, and her three cuckolded children.”

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      • No need for a gun…. he doesn’t care to protect his wife and family. The cops will do it…if the 9-1-1 folks get his address right and understand what’s happening with those two mud sharks with pistols outside banging on the door and they can locate a patrol car that’s within a 20 minute drive of Brian’s place….remember, when seconds count, the police are only minutes away!

        But that’s okay, Brian, the police can draw nifty chalk outlines of your raped and murdered wife and children in a jiffy!

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      • I think the guy’s wife wrote it. I do agree with number 4, though. When I eat steak, I eat the fat and the charred stuff.

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      • Jesus Christ.

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      • What the fuck is this nonsense? Telling men its ok to be the little spoon and to cry often? Go fuck yourself lombardi. although your wife probably does that for you with her strap on.

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      • “Be the little spoon?” Reminds me of a buddy that got married two years ago….to a woman who had a 5-year old daugther!

        “Listen to Wu-Tang once a week?” Why, to feign toughness they’ll never possess?

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      • 1. Because “biggest you have” is easy to remember.

        2. Because pretending is the only way he survives.

        3. Because he’s more immersed in his image than the movie.

        4. That’s fine. The low fat diet is killing people.

        5. Because she could use the exercise.

        6. Because they are incapable parasites.

        7. Because he can only afford a single 12 pack.

        8. Because he knows he’ll never be cool enough to Get to the Choppa!!!

        9. Because she aborted the son.

        10. Because she’ll break them in a tantrum again if he doesn’t.

        11. Because he knows he’ll never have anything interesting to say ever again.

        12. Because nobody else in the house can be depended on.

        13. Because he tunes out the rest of his life as well so he can’t hear it anyways.

        14. Because a feminist accused him of trying to camera rape her last time.

        15. Because it came free when she had an affair with the realtor.

        16. See #25. She needs that life insurance settlement and dying this way is the closest he’ll ever get to living again.

        17. Because keeping knives around her is too dangerous.

        18. Because thinking about anything else is too painful.

        19. Because she likes having something new to watch die.

        20. Because it’s something different from avoiding eye contact again all night long.

        21. Because he’ll go to jail.

        22. Because he’s hoping someone will confuse him with wild game and shoot him.

        23. Because his porn stash is safe inside the cases.

        24. Because he doesn’t have any friends left to call him.

        25. Because otherwise we’d just call him a suicide statistic.

        26. Because he doesn’t have a gun.

        27. Because teenage boys need someone to teach them what not to become.

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    • Yes exactly — no women vote.
      Yes exactly — 10 year old girl game.

      Keeps it simple.

      This is why I think some people mistake criminal/NOG/NAM punk/low IQ ruffian as alpha. They aren’t, it’s that their brains are more in line with the simple lines of thought running through women’s heads.

      “Me want burger and some pu$$y” Put it on a platter bi%th…. (lure for NAM women)

      Her : “What are you doing this week?” dude : Going to girl scout camp….floaties are funny…. you smell. (lure for white women who never leave jr. high mentally)

      I think sometimes over the years we make “Game” into something more difficult or profound than it is. When one day you realize women are not aliens, or evil, or special princess, but merely dumb, often spoiled children the world makes a lot more sense.

      At this point you start seeing everything else boils down to the franchise for women and its inevitability in the stain called democracy. So for anyone who wonders why game drifts into politics/hate facts/etc. Here’s your sign.

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      • True that. My girl texts like a 5yo with a six-pack of red bull. I need to speed read to find the main point. Often there isn’t one.

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      • They don’t mistake jackshit you tool, that IS alpha.

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      • come on ho, someone who’s so brain dead they can’t even look after their health or figure out how to save up some wealth and live better is ‘alpha’? there are other routes to success which don’t involve purely primitive brawn, and plenty of ceo s born with the genetic defect of intellect also find their way to the alpha table

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  4. […] Women Are Happy Communicating In The Language Of Children […]

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  5. Also, women are born with master level of Qualification game (or at least they know they are in demand while in their 20s). There are the the last couple Tinder profile I matched:

    Dont ask what I do for fun. SNORE

    Dont message unless you are over six foot two. Thank you.

    I dont give a shit about a marathon you ran.

    I like when my matches ask me how is my day.

    Dont try to impress me. You will fail.

    Tell me a story.

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  6. Of a piece with two other observations, perhaps — mothers are more willing to participate in childish goings on at kids’ birthday parties than fathers. Women are more willing to sing stupid songs in church than men.

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    • “…stupid songs in church…”

      Is there another kind of song in a church?

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      • I have seen Him in the watch-fires of a hundred circling camps
        They have builded Him an altar in the evening dews and damps
        I can read His righteous sentence by the dim and flaring lamps
        His day is marching on.

        I have read a fiery gospel writ in burnish`d rows of steel,
        “As ye deal with my contemners, So with you my grace shall deal;”
        Let the Hero, born of woman, crush the serpent with his heel
        Since God is marching on.

        — Battle Hymn of the Republic

        At the sign of triumph Satan’s host doth flee;
        on then, Christian soldiers, on to victory!
        Hell’s foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
        brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
        (Refrain)

        Crowns and thrones may perish, kingdoms rise and wane,
        but the church of Jesus constant will remain.
        Gates of hell can never gainst that church prevail;
        we have Christ’s own promise, and that cannot fail.

        — Onward, Christian Soldiers

        A mighty fortress is our God, a trusty shield and weapon;
        He helps us free from every need that hath us now overtaken.
        The old evil foe now means deadly woe; deep guile and great might
        Are his dread arms in fight; on Earth is not his equal.

        With might of ours can naught be done, soon were our loss effected;
        But for us fights the Valiant One, whom God Himself elected.
        Ask ye, who is this? Jesus Christ it is.
        Of Sabbath Lord, and there’s none other God;
        He holds the field forever.

        — A Mighty Fortress is our God

        O beautiful for pilgrim feet,
        Whose stern impassion’d stress
        A thoroughfare for freedom beat
        Across the wilderness
        America! America! God mend thine ev’ry flaw,
        Confirm thy soul in self-control,
        Thy liberty in law

        O beautiful for heroes proved In liberating strife,
        Who more than self their country loved,
        And mercy more than life
        America! America! May God thy gold refine
        Till all success be nobleness,
        And ev’ry gain divine

        — America, The Beautiful

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      • The Church is the counterbalance to the culture. For all of history up to this point we hardly had to encourage our culture to be masculine. Manliness is the default status of the human condition when not overruled by corrupting influences. True instinct leads to cultural domination by manhood.

        But the devil is a subverter. He recently enticed men to give up their duties and prerogatives and become soft. It is difficult to imagine the time before this — though it is just a few seconds in the history of mankind — because we have breathed the poison our whole lives.

        So the Church’s duty is more often the restraint of unchecked initiative and aggression brought on by the manly nature — think of a mob of Muslims whipped up into suicidal rage, or a gaggle of shitbag teenagers drunk and rioting because their team won the NBA championship. (Versus a company of Marines in formation.)

        In feminized times, however, the church must balance the culture in the opposite direction. All of the holy material is there to rouse lactating millennial prozac-boys back to their nature, but it has not been brought to the fore because it has not been needed. Indeed, the idea of breathing the spirit into adolescent men has hardly even been imagined. The presence of unrefined masculinity is usually the chief social problem of any civilization, the source of all war and disruption and crime. We are dealing with the opposite circumstance. We hardly have a model for it.

        Hence our church hymns have tried to “gentle” man’s condition, to “confirm thy soul in self control,” rather than inculcate an essential strength, which, before this era of wispy hipster beards and skinny arms and crying Speakers-of-the-House, was naturally occurring in men and taken for granted as omnipresent.

        Matt

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      • Your words evoke the smell of scented oil and harlots.

        Gentle men, we do not need your church, with its soft songs proclaiming strength yet spreading weakness.

        The power of men is not found in pretty music, although men’s power bolsters song, nor is the form of man found in art or architecture, although his form may inspire it. Man is sinew and bone and will; pray to a man’s god if a man coerces you, but fear the man, not the man’s god.

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      • So Matt, what steps is the Church taking toward meeting this new challenge of feminized culture?

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      • on September 30, 2015 at 9:33 am Captain Obvious

        > “But the devil is a subverter. He recently enticed men to give up their duties and prerogatives and become soft.” ——— C’mon Mr Knights of Columbus, don’t let His chillunz off the hook so easily.

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      • “…stupid songs in church…”

        Is there another kind of song in a church?

        Although I doubt they sing it in Matt’s church, I was always partial to Ein Feste Burg… that’s A Mighty Fortress, for you English.

        There are several other real nice ones too… and it behooves a concerned and kindly Christian gentleman, such as myself, to dissuade this notion.

        So FUCK YOU, Mssrs. tteclod and crowhill.

        /and I mean that in the nicest way possible 😉

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      • I return your sentiment, Greg.

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      • Returned, perhaps… but with much less style.

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      • This reminds me of the poz faggot rejected by another faggot because AIDS! The rejected faggot ridiculed his unrequited love’s style. I think a girl tried that with my daughter, too.

        Me? I just don’t like the sodomy rampant in Christian churches, so I steer clear despite the wisdom, art, and civilization they purport to offer. It’s all gay posing.

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      • Man is sinew and bone and will; pray to a man’s god if a man coerces you, but fear the man, not the man’s god.

        Fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom… fear Him, and you need fear nothing else.

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      • The first part of what you write is in your Bible. The second part is not.

        Also, you’ve only covered the beginning of wisdom; there is much more afterward.

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    • Last time I went to church I got smacked twice. This girl was standing in front of me and her skirt was stuck in the crack of her ass. So I helped her by pulling it out for her. She turned around and smacked me. I figured that she liked it that way, so I stuffed it back in for her and that bitch smacked me again.

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    • When the 7-11 songs come on and everyone around me is standing and singing, I sit and act bored. For some stupid reason, my wife doesn’t like to sit with me in church. lolz.lol.lolz

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  7. Someone told me once that you should always answer a girls questions in a way that would cause maximum annoyance if the questioner was a man.

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  8. This is why Machete don’t text.

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    • Is that your code name?

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    • And so it shall be then 🙂

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    • on September 29, 2015 at 11:32 am The Spirit Within

      If Machete did text, it would create tingles because … unpredictable.

      Think about it.

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      • Ach, Strapon… (((shakin’ mah haid)))

        To paraphrase Twain, drama and unpredictability stem from lightning, not lightning bugs.

        My surprises… especially in re communication… arise from within my frame, not hers…

        … and as has long been acknowledged, here at the chateau, texting and such is squarely in the distaff domain.

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    • on September 29, 2015 at 1:37 pm Captain Obvious

      > “Machete” ——— GE, did you see Fear the Walking Dead on Sunday night? A mystery meat from some h3llh0le like El Salvador took his single-edged barber’s razor and tortured one of our USA White warriors with it. I’m pretty much finished with the relentless “Whitey Must Die” attitude of the entire WD franchise. PS: And the only nubile young White-ish female in Los Angeles is about to mudshark herself with her mystery meat “step-brother” [just like the only surviving family member from Hershel Greene’s farm mudsharked herself with that ridiculous g00k named “Glenn”].

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      • I saw about ten minutes of an early Fear The Walking Dead and that was enough for me.

        The blatant mudsharking (even in the background, if you watch some of the passers-by) at both overt and subliminal levels was too much to stomach.

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      • on September 29, 2015 at 1:57 pm Captain Obvious

        I wonder what18- to 22-yo-ish High-School/College/Grad-School boyz think of this shiznat? Did they grow up playing violent video games wherein it was assumed that all the White Womynz would mudshark themselves? And what do our White Warriors in sh!tholes like Afghanistan and Iraq think to themselves when they download the latest episode of Fear the Walking Dead and they have to watch one of their own being tortured by a mystery meat who could easily pass as a Dune C00n?

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      • CO, for the high school/college crowd, I’d say a high percentage go along with it, so as to appear “cool” and be accepted.

        But in actuality, it’s fear. They don’t have the strength or wherewithal to save themselves.

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      • You can bet it doesn’t make their hearts glow with courage.

        This is why soldiers from the last few wars come home with all sorts of mental issues… guilt, guilt, and more guilt bombards their subconscious their entire lives… so that they truly are men without a country, hence their mayhem overseas, though sanctioned by the System, is nonetheless processed as sin.

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      • I’m waiting for Carl to start callin Michonne “mom” and to “fall in love” with a black girl when his hb6 love interest dies. It will be “progress” in the apocalypse. The Progressalypse.

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      • why do any of you watch television? for the ball-games? do you let your women idly watch filthy dramas meant to warp their minds? give her some work to do or take her to bed and entertain her ass

        a firearm is a better investment than a television and ammo a better consumable than a cable subscription – but that’s not saying anything special because anything – even a wife – is a better investment than a television and anything is a better consumable – even a whore

        if you own a television then unplug it today and sell it tomorrow
        if you need news then get a newspaper subscription
        if you need a good drama with lots of death and mayhem then I recommend Tacitus

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      • on September 30, 2015 at 11:04 am Captain Obvious

        tt, my theory is that the Walking Dead franchise is A&E’s “mea culpa” to atone for the sin of allowing Walter White and Jesse Pinkman to emerge triumphant over not just the Mystery Meats but also the Eskimos themselves [and WW outsmarting Gretchen and Elliot Schwartz is a sin on A&E’s part which can never be forgiven]. I’d still like to keep an eye on “Better Call Saul”, but nog sports [NCAA as well as professional] and Fuchs News are both dead to me, so “Better Call Saul” would be about my only reason to keep watching television [that, and White people swimming in the Olympics every four years].

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  9. FLOATIES…

    lmfao

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  10. >10 YO Me: My parents make me wear floaties on the boat
    >Her: LOL

    I found a very good video by the based Ben Shapiro on how to debate with liberals:

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  11. “She has the brain of a ten year old girl. And I bet she was glad to get rid of it.”

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  12. Hilarious! I LOL’d. So true.

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  13. So Game consists of answering the question, WWATYOGD?

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  14. “If you talk like a 10-year-old girl to your male friends, they’ll promptly tell you to sober up. Which is why the vote should have remained a male-only franchise.”

    Underrated paragraph.

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  15. 10yo girl game. Almost sounds like something you would be arrested for.

    Wonder if it works in the other direction, if a 10yo girl hijacked an adult females iMessages, could an adult male tell the difference ?

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  16. That is a fantastic story… Girls really do just want to have fun… the problem is that gets tiring for guys… Like I don’t even think I could date any girl regularly anymore, spend time with them etc.

    Last night I met up with the 25 YO Chinese model again. She came out again as guest of a 67 YO dude for arm candy. I was just crossing the street to the party, an hour and a half late (it was almost over by then) and I see her and him say goodbye and she heads towards me, not seeing me, looking at her phone so I bump into her as we pass and tell her to watch where she is going… she looks up and sees it’s me and we start bantering again (she ran out on me the last night in my hotel). But damn man the negging this girl needs is very exhausting… but she loves it… smiling laughing I’m “so mean”, “bad man” etc. and coming back for more.

    So we are walking along, I’m hungry so I say I don’t believe she is really Chinese… we need to go to Chinatown for Chinese food… she bitching at this she hates Chinese food LOL. we grab an Uber (the fuck – now they have shared rides, was a hot young chick in the backseat!) and I am in the middle seat between the model and the hot young girl… so I start gaming the young girl, flirting with her etc. Chinese girl is putting on a fake mad face, and when the young girl asks me what I do I tell her I teach English as a second language and the Chinese girl is a slow student (which cracks both of them up). get to our stop, and go in.

    every person again is looking at this girl – then me – then the girl again. Very funny and fun to observe. It is shocking how horribly ugly most of the Chinese women are in comparison, she really is rare in her culture. So we eat, I make her order in chinese and then serve me. She makes my plate, pours my tea, pours my beer when I want refills etc. It’s nice but damn still needing to neg her and neg her… she wants to tell secrets… tells me she isn’t wearing any panties. we play this game a bit. More negs though… I’m getting bored with it even though she is a treasure to look at. super fashionable tight dress (I tell her she can only have 5 grains of rice because she is fat LOL – she loves it…). I pay (was a cheap place) and she says she wants to take me to this rooftop view bar, her favorite place.

    So we roll over to that. again all eyes are on her, she is fucking taller than me in heels LOL I make her stand barefoot an the street next to me and damn she is every inch of 5’10… I tell her to order my drink ($15 bucks a pop) and she gets the same, she buys… we are looking at the full moon and she is giddy with the beauty of the moon and the lights of the city.. a little girl all lit up, smiling and happy.

    We talk about her boyfriends… was a virgin until 23. Only been with 4 guys in her life… Super super strict mother and father apparently a model in China at that (shows me he pics – beautiful, she is very proud of her stomach…).

    Married now to a guy in US who is from China, but she doesn’t love him… Married him in 10 days to make her old boyfriend in china jealous (he cheated on her multiple times LOL) 5 months ago and now trying to figure out how to divorce. They have separate rooms and the guy is (understandably) very very pissed!Talk about 50 shades (thanks Wala) which for the record she thought was very fake… and moving to sexualize the conversation… make some progress… but damn it’s still hard. she says a few times she won’t sleep with me and giggles… Heard that before.

    Kino is going hand on her knee, hand on hand, lower back, we are sitting next to each other on low couch. But the real HOOK is missing. yeah she is beutiful, but with the never ending banter and negging, it’s wearing me out without proper physical escalation… So we split, walk he back to her car, pull her in to kiss hershe stays close but turns her head and says no she won’t kiss me. I tell her I know she wants to… she’s coy but doesn’t proceed, I push her gently back… tell her take care… she says wait wants to give me her whatsapp and email… I should call her blah blah. She writes out on a piece of paper and puts it in my hand… some final neg and we part.. I stroll off into the night scratching my head…?

    So she passes a ton of compliance tests, buys me stuff two nights in a row, invests, takes me to her favorite spot, responds to sexualized talk and some kino going but no real spark is lit,,, Thoughts gents? I wonder if my weariness with the constant banter and limited subjects and negging offset any physical attraction that was being built?

    anyhow – a nice memory all the same it is good feeling to have super hot women around and you are completely chill, just watching all the dynamics unfold, looking to pick your spots.

    She looked a lot like this girl, but with a sweet girlish expression…

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    • I’ll take a stab from the married guy’s perspective.

      to bed my wife, you’ll have to offer her a collection of traits that exceeds my collection of traits. excitement’s all cool and shit, but not likely to fill the need for safety and security. so, what’s this asian chick’s husband got that you don’t? my instinct is that she’s looking for a way out, and she’s given you her contact info so you can make an offer. that offer needn’t necessarily trap you, but it’s gotta be enuf that she’ll take the bait. a simple roll in the hay doesn’t raise the stakes high enuf to get her juices flowing, so what can you do to pump up the volume? seems there’s some kind of hint in the 50 shades of bullshit that ya’ll discussed. a movie my wife enjoys is The Thomas Crowne Affair: rich guy steals a masterpiece painting just to prove he can. insurance detective tracks him and he woes her – just because he can. these fantasies usually involve money – but the real fantasy is danger and adventure. she’s looking for something that gets her heart racing – and that probably means some level of fear of exposure or consequences. so… it may be time to put together a bad-boy frame and then push her comfort zone aside so she can have that adventure she needs to give you the adventure you need. the best part of all this is that this adventure she needs probly also requires you ride into the sunset without her at the end – so she can get back to responsible living

      … that’s what I think knowing how my wife gets after several weeks without drama …

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    • I could write the same story. If an Asian woman is really interested, she’ll pay for lunch or drinks. I think you’re already in. She’ll probably contact you but maybe not. Be patient and go on a couple of short dates, second or third you cook dinner at your place. She’s still married so she’ll like the privacy. Asian women are amazed by a man who can cook. Especially something “exotic”, like steak, potatoes, sauerkraut, or spaghetti. Play around in the kitchen, then fuck her hard. There’s a good chance you’ll give her her first orgasm, and you’re golden for a while, maybe a few years, partly depending on the husband. Beautiful Asian women always have fucked-up marriages and she’s already a cheater. Don’t be that guy.

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    • @Sentient, never been with an Asian girl, so take this with a grain of salt. I always viewed Asians as colder, less-happy people. It’s like god made them as prototypes and planned to put variety, happiness, and joy into them but forgot. Sure, some are beautiful, but it’s like a beauty that replicates the look of advanced sex cyborgs to come. Hard for me to describe, but I could never get past this feeling.

      Anyway, she seems like a girl that wants to watch a super cool television show (you), but she’s passive viewing it all. Just a theory.

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      • @newly aloof totally not true. Their exteriors may be cool because culturally it’s a very status-conscious culture. But in private they are warm, sexy, fun, way more then your western women.

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    • The girl in that gif approaches White-league 10 in beauty. The effect is part makeup lighting and style, part natural, and maybe plastic surgery. But she does have that smoldering hotness you find in a young Irene Jacob.

      I heard somewhere that East Asian men prefer a different look in their women: what we would dismiss a flat moon-faced. This would mean that East Asian girls we like tailor themselves to White preferences at the cost of their appeal to their own men.

      [CH: i’m coming around to the idea that there are broad (heh) racial differences in what men appreciate as representative of the apex of female beauty. note: does not apply to fatties outside of sub-saharan africa)]

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    • “It’s like god made them as prototypes and planned to put variety, happiness, and joy into them but forgot.”

      A raciss way to look at this:

      White: human
      Brown: defective human
      Black: non-human
      Yellow: cake batter that didn’t rise

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    • @Sentient Ok, you’ve just described most of my game… How to explain this and put it into a proper context.

      I’ve had situations where hot girls are basically calling, etc etc. Then the head turn etc as you describe. Crazy ex was like this. It took around 6 weeks of push-pull, negs, banter before I finally got her to the place where I banged her and then she morphed into the needy, clingy crazy.

      So my Saturday one is like this too…all in…then disappears. Hot, young Chinese girls know western dudes dig them. But they’re totally into being properly gamed which they call “seduced” or “romanced” (their words).

      So I reckon if you text her with “Tongzhimen hau! I think you must be a spy”. Tongzhimen hau is the standard Communist Party greeting. She will laugh and say “Who taught you this?”

      It’s on but in her mind she wants to make you think you worked for it but in reality she wants to be gamed so that it just happens.

      You run into her by accident after a kind of mess of a previous night and she’s all in. She loves the idea of serving you in her world….then it doesn’t look so odd to her fellow diners…because she’s just being a good host.

      You have to start to think like Chinese girls and then you’re realize the hot ones have great game but are ripe for game. She loves the negs because Chinese dudes don’t normally talk like that.

      As for the marriage and the jealous ploy. The one child policy means most kids in that generation have no brothers or sisters. They’re spoiled rotten and act out like that in adult hood. Check out the weird behaviours of these girls…stripping on the street when their boyfriend doesn’t buy them a smart phne??

      She won’t care that you’re married. Marriage is seen as a contract where as “love” is special. So shoot her my text idea and see how she replies.

      I shot mine one: “Tongzhimen hau! if you promise not to step on my feet, let’s go for drinks”. She didn’t reply. Weird. Normally they always say something.

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    • Sounds like she has good “girl game.” She’s invested in you with the compliance and so on. Now she wants to see investment back. She probably isn’t interested in being pumped and dumped or a being a plate. She needs a way out of her marriage/living arrangement.

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    • She’s an expensive build; needing more comfort, which is, for you, draining emotionally and mentally.

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    • A similar Chinese gal gave me herpes. Wear a condom.

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    • on September 30, 2015 at 9:56 am Captain Obvious

      Sentient, this chick has an EXCEPTIONALLY HIGH IQ – it’s why she is able to understand your Negs in what to her is a foreign language. Right now, she is forcing you to invest in her and prove yourself [because she’s sufficiently smart and disciplined to be able to put your [email protected] in a vice-like grip], but if you take her on as a mistress, and have children with her, then you will need to send mouthswabs to the DNA lab for paternity testing, Because Wendi Deng cuckolded Rupert Murdoch via Tony Blair.

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      • on September 30, 2015 at 10:00 am Captain Obvious

        Also, never forget: CHINESE GIRLS HAVE CASH REGISTERS FOR SOULS. You’re too smart and too wise to allow yourself to be played the fool like Rupert Murdoch was – but just the very length of your post proves that this Dragon Lady Temptress has gotten under your skin.

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    • Sentient – perhaps you just didn’t go for the kiss enough times? I’ve sometimes gotten through on the 4-5th attempt..(and other times not gotten through after like 10, but that’s in situations where the vibe was never there and I was just trying to turn it around for practice like HABD says).

      Also, suspect your subcomms in getting a bit tired of the effort also came through..mind you that could have worked in your favour – she probably doesn’t have many guys who get tired of her..

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    • maybe she is toying with you?

      Get her drunker. You’re sperging out with this analysis.

      I get it, she’s stupidly hot and you wanna bang her. Beware…she’s aware of her value. I’ve had some models and otherwise look at her, look at me (who the fuck is SHE with) look back at her…from everyone on the street type of chicks. They know what they’re worth and they are looking to monetize it.

      Find the crazy/hot/unicorn graph thing on the youtubes…that explains it all. I adore the thrill ride of chicks like this- nothing else really compares. But they are all batshit, just fundamentally, no-fucking-way-you-saw-this-coming batshit.

      There’s a reason people settle down with the 8s; the 9.5 and up girls are pathologically incapable of it. They are only for rent it seems.

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    • Nice, cant really shit on your approach to bagging her, I don’t see many mistakes. Only been with one model hot Asian chick, she was just like what you describe, a completely spoiled and entitled pain in the dick. didn’t get to fuck her ’til she had a new bf and I started ignoring her when we would be at the same venue. She saw me with other chicks and when her bf was drunk, puking his face off she toook me to a room upstairs, done deal. This was after me getting shot down two times. Only banged her the one time, it was a boring ass lay if I am honest. After that she blew my entire social circle up, told the bf my cock was bigger than his at some point, ouch. Damage control for days.. Looking back now it ws a lot of effort for a starfish. in the end when she decided she was gonna have me, she did. I say don’t feed her ego and the next night out you gotta play the jealousy card, worked for me. Watch out for dramatic bullshit she will try an pull, non reactive is the way to be.

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      • on September 30, 2015 at 8:38 pm Captain Obvious

        “in the end when she decided she was gonna have me, she did.” ——— Next time, when one of these Gookette hawt messes decides she’s ‘gonna have’ you, then pull a Bobby Peru and leave her hanging:

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      • CO that’s a great clip, the stuff some of you guys post is gold for a younger guy like myself. I get what you’re saying too, back then I was just happy to finally smash it after she gave me the same bullshit sentient dealt with. persistence is an underrated quality, you just gotta kno when to say fuck it and game other chicks, if she sees you doing that its almost always a win if she’s interested at all, sometimes even if shes not, she could become curious seeing you make other girls and dudes laugh and react to you. They are always observing these dynamics with their group, preselection I s powerful stuff.

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    • Sentient, what about preselection? Do you take this broad where she will have to compete for your attention? Maybe attention is all she is looking for right now. Maybe she wants her divorce final before she bangs you. This broad invests in you a lot and you also are investing your time in her. She is looking at a relationship, I’ll bet.

      Maybe you need to flake on her a time or two. Let her worry about competition.

      With Mrs. Gamer, overt preselection just pisses her off. I was dancing with a bunch of broads last night and she got so pissed at me, lol. I danced one dance with Mrs. Gamer and then one dance per broad with other broads (ages in the 20s and 30s) because it was a ginafest. And then we left.

      Wind the clock back to the weekend, when I danced exclusively Sat. night with Mrs. Gamer and she was so happy.

      Push/pull. Sometimes it just happens.

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    • Some excellent things from you guys… Thanks.

      More synthesis since I think the collective views lead to a bigger takeaway to keep in mind…

      First – just to close the circle… this girl is gone. I don’t do anything other than SDL stuff, so I threw her contact info away right off while she was walking away… Yeah I could track her down if I wanted through the 67 YO dude, but that ain’t going to happen…

      TTClod – “but the real fantasy is danger and adventure. she’s looking for something that gets her heart racing – and that probably means some level of fear of exposure or consequences. so… it may be time to put together a bad-boy frame and then push her comfort zone aside so she can have that adventure she needs ”

      This is good insight because you don’t know the “rut” I alluded to in the posts but it was because she didn’t know my name and kept saying I was in a criminal gang… and she wanted to join, actually said make “me your partner”… LOL. So like every 10 minutes or so she would revert back with big eyes and smile and say “am I in!” and I would mull it over a bit and then say “naaahhh” and “can’t trust you” “not smart enough” “too fat” negs like that and she would screw up her face and shake her fists in mock anger… then laugh. and this would go on… to a degree I was getting a bit bored with… Remember what girls say is projection of what they think and want!!!

      Gao “There’s a good chance you’ll give her her first orgasm” and Anon “it was a boring ass lay if I am honest” and Culum “suspect your subcomms in getting a bit tired of the effort also came through”

      Funny thing was… as hot as she was I did not get that hard sexy urge/vibe from her and I would not be surprised if she was lousy in bed (she was pretty inexperienced as it was)… I wanted to “win” the game more than just have sex with her. This had to fuck up the subcomms… Next time don’t try to WIN the game, just focus on playing better…

      Wala “As for the marriage and the jealous ploy. The one child policy means most kids in that generation have no brothers or sisters. They’re spoiled rotten and act out like that in adult hood. Check out the weird behaviors of these girls…” and “She won’t care that you’re married. Marriage is seen as a contract where as “love” is special.”

      Wala totally on point man! She married this current guy after TEN days. TEN fucking days of knowing him, and 7 months later she is trying to get divorced and not have her parents kill her over it… and all to MAKE her BF SHE broke up with jealous… so pretty weird behaviors indeed… And she did ask me a few times were my wife was but it totally was not an issue to her like with many US girls… and she actually said, in a rapport moment, how much she wants to find love and NOT be stuck married to an old guy for money like her mom wants and everyone does in China. Strong romantic streak in her. You know your Chinese girls sir.

      +++++++

      So the takeaway,,, Looking back… lack of EMOTIONAL ATTRACTION. Physical and biological cues were OK, that was the attraction that was established but the mental connection was lacking.

      I did not follow Poon Commandment IX:

      “Be playful. Employ all your senses. Describe in lush detail scenarios to set her heart afire. Give your feelings freedom to roam. ROAM. Yes, that is a good word. You’re not on a linear path with her. You are ROAMING all over, taking her on an adventure.”

      I thought I could get by with brute force jerkboy dominant game and missed all the signs she needed playful emotion… Trouble was I was too tired perhaps for that kind of energy. A shame because I’m pretty good at that. Lazy and stupid here though and got the results… Oh well…

      Always be closing…

      Always be learning…

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      • on September 30, 2015 at 8:55 pm Captain Obvious

        > ” I threw her contact info away right off while she was walking away” ——— Next time you see her, let her know that you had forgotten about her. ‘Hey, don’t I know you? What’s your name again? jīng yú?’ https://www.google.com/search?tbm=isch&q=j%C4%ABng+y%C3%BA+

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      • on September 30, 2015 at 11:06 pm having a bad day

        @Sentient

        another one in the stack…just like this one…lol…

        “This is good insight because you don’t know the “rut” I alluded to in the posts but it was because she didn’t know my name and kept saying I was in a criminal gang… and she wanted to join, actually said make “me your partner”… LOL. So like every 10 minutes or so she would revert back with big eyes and smile and say “am I in!” and I would mull it over a bit and then say “naaahhh” and “can’t trust you” “not smart enough” “too fat” negs like that and she would screw up her face and shake her fists in mock anger… then laugh. and this would go on… to a degree I was getting a bit bored with… Remember what girls say is projection of what they think and want!!!”

        did you lead her somewhere else? did you move from negs to comfort/rapport?…if you had attraction, that’s the next step…

        and if you couldn’t get attraction, why not? now is the time to do a 20/20 hindsight analysis…to help learn to see it in real time…(my other comment covers some of this)…did you get that feeling of deja vu?…that seems to happen when you are missing something the girl needs (wives do this too…lol)…

        it seems like she was trying to give you a lead-in to sexualize and command her = instead of ‘adversarial’ (with negging her)…’you are on the same team’ (whose goal is to get you laid…lol) = lead in to comfort/rapport…

        “and all to MAKE her BF SHE broke up with jealous… so pretty weird behaviors indeed…”

        not if he’s an alpha stud…lol…who DIDN’T fail that shit test…she would take him back if he wanted that…lol…he’s probably some triad thug…lol…and her breakup/marriage was probably the final evolution of that guard dog situ being spun up…

        “and she actually said, in a rapport moment, how much she wants to find love and NOT be stuck married to an old guy for money like her mom wants and everyone does in China. Strong romantic streak in her. ”

        sooo, did you work that angle?…lol… game is fluid and calibration is the key…

        you just didn’t get her hindbrain to give you the thumbs up…

        props on putting in the work and getting more data points…

        good luck!

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    • Sentient, you may be caught in anti slut defense purgatory. Perhaps you pushed too far too fast at the hotel, and now every encounter she has the fear that a fuck is expected as the next step. So you get push back to where she is more comfortable.

      You shouldn’t have to constantly neg. You didn’t really explain why you were doing that. After a neg or DHV, you should ease up and go for comfort. Back and forth. Constant negging and no comfort makes you a robot that never becomes human. After the attraction phase, there must be a comfort phase.

      After she serves you and acts like a good host/GF, let her know that you appreciate some of those good qualities. Then after a while push away a bit. Act bored, or look at the waitress a little too long. Then be accepting again. When you get her alone again, push/pull — tell her to slow down before you escalate further.

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      • MKKBY – interesting thoughts… here is the thing I know… the fuck is the ONLY step. every single, and I mean every single male female encounter – any place any time – revolves around this one thing. The fuck is the only reason you are talking. Remember that because this shit goes both ways. she is talking to you, 90% chance she is thinking of your dick… the rest is just price discovery and execution.

        As to the constant negs… well it’s a calibration thing. Still working on. The negs brought about the best responses so I rode that hand… with the theory and practice in mind that the hotter girls need more negging.

        still working on the transition to comfort rapport. I say Gas Brake Clutch… drive the interaction where Gas = attraction, Brake = comfort and Clutch = Rapport. Still a bit herky jerky…

        You raise very valid points…

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    • on September 30, 2015 at 9:48 pm having a bad day

      @Sentient

      props on putting in the effort to get better…i think you lost this on the subcomms/body language axis…

      overall your 2 posts about this girl = “OMG…SHE IS SOOOO HOT!”..lol…i’m sure that came through on the ‘dates’…and she’s hot enough to NEED some Mystery-style ego deflation = neg a couple times then qualify her…’you certainly are beautiful…but beauty is common…what else can you offer me…” (as opposed to constant negging, which at some point becomes ‘chasing’/orbiter interaction = fun banter with her gay bff…lol.)

      “That is a fantastic story… Girls really do just want to have fun… the problem is that gets tiring for guys…”

      so move the convo sexual in a ‘these are my sexual needs’ type way…

      “Like I don’t even think I could date any girl regularly anymore, spend time with them etc.”

      yeah, it’s challenging…red pill killed my disney fantasies…lol

      Last night I met up with the 25 YO Chinese model again. She came out again as guest of a 67 YO dude for arm candy. I was just crossing the street to the party, an hour and a half late (it was almost over by then) and I see her and him say goodbye and she heads towards me, not seeing me, looking at her phone so I bump into her as we pass and tell her to watch where she is going… she looks up and sees it’s me and we start bantering again (she ran out on me the last night in my hotel). But damn man the negging this girl needs is very exhausting… but she loves it… smiling laughing I’m “so mean”, “bad man” etc. and coming back for more.”

      see above…at some point, you need to move to sexual ‘what are YOU going to do for ME’ viewpoint in the convo…else you just get slotted into orbiter status…

      AND…AWALT…lol, so interaction with her should follow the same protocols as a hb7…lol…

      “So we are walking along, I’m hungry so I say I don’t believe she is really Chinese… we need to go to Chinatown for Chinese food… she bitching at this she hates Chinese food LOL. we grab an Uber (the fuck – now they have shared rides, was a hot young chick in the backseat!)…”

      threesome!…lol…admit it, you at least thought about it…lol…did you try to plan an exit strategy to make it happen?…with a little devil HABD sitting on one shoulder saying…”preselection…competition anxiety…structural dread…stare her down with a smirk and touch her hair”…lol…and CO sitting on the other shoulder saying…”no…they’re good girls…avoid increasing the darkness in their hearts…don’t taint their souls…but if you do, more white BABIES!…”…lol…

      “and I am in the middle seat between the model and the hot young girl… so I start gaming the young girl, flirting with her etc….”

      good job!…but you didn’t have a ‘real intent’ on getting this new girl…and I know this bc…

      “Chinese girl is putting on a fake mad face,…”

      fake mad face…she wasn’t even worried about any competition…lol…or she would have had a real ‘worried’ face…this tells me that you probably lost this at the last meeting…bc she knew you were chasing her at this point…

      “and when the young girl asks me what I do I tell her I teach English as a second language and the Chinese girl is a slow student (which cracks both of them up). get to our stop, and go in.”

      annnnd? seriously, what about the hot, young chick? did you ‘invite’ her? if not, that shows a form of ‘chasing’ to the asian girl’s hindbrain/hamster tag team…it would have introduced a form of competition anxiety into the mix to do that, even if you knew you would get shot down…bc it would show that asian girl didn’t have you locked up yet…lol

      “every person again is looking at this girl – then me – then the girl again. Very funny and fun to observe.”

      and your subcomms were? ‘funny and fun to observe’ tells me those other people were assessing YOU as not ‘worthy’ of her, so did you agree (at least subconsciously?)…she would pick up on that…super hot girls are even better at this than normal hot girls…lol…

      “It is shocking how horribly ugly most of the Chinese women are in comparison, she really is rare in her culture.”

      NO, she’s not…she’s just an ‘average’ girl…what three things would you change to make her ‘perfect’?…(trying to make a point here…lol)

      “So we eat, I make her order in chinese and then serve me. She makes my plate, pours my tea, pours my beer when I want refills etc. It’s nice but damn still needing to neg her and neg her… she wants to tell secrets… tells me she isn’t wearing any panties.”

      and did you sexualize the interaction here? = ‘show me…’ (then stare her down…) if she shows you = it’s on…if she doesn’t, you called her beta orbiter bluff = passed that shit test = one step closer…if you didn’t, you missed that shit test bc you weren’t ‘alpha’ = focus single-mindedly on getting YOUR genetic material into HER baby-maker…lol…

      “we play this game a bit. More negs though… I’m getting bored with it even though she is a treasure to look at.”

      NO, she’s not a ‘treasure’…lol…see above…also, this boredom is a cue…you’ve been red pill enough/played enough that when you hit this point, it means you are missing something…in this case,you were failing to escalate (probably bc she was SOOOO HOT!…lol)

      “super fashionable tight dress (I tell her she can only have 5 grains of rice because she is fat LOL – she loves it…). I pay (was a cheap place) and she says she wants to take me to this rooftop view bar, her favorite place.

      So we roll over to that. again all eyes are on her, she is fucking taller than me in heels LOL I make her stand barefoot an the street next to me”

      good compliance test = passed = still in the running for a bang…

      “and damn she is every inch of 5’10… I tell her to order my drink ($15 bucks a pop) and she gets the same, she buys… we are looking at the full moon and she is giddy with the beauty of the moon and the lights of the city.. a little girl all lit up, smiling and happy.

      We talk about her boyfriends…”

      this is probably where it went wrong…this sounds like a beta orbiter discussion…an ‘alpha’ wouldn’t care about those other guys, he’s just want to bang her silly…

      “was a virgin until 23. Only been with 4 guys in her life…”

      and according to CO, this makes her at n=infinity…so, it’s all good…lol…

      “Super super strict mother and father apparently a model in China at that (shows me he pics – beautiful, she is very proud of her stomach…).

      Married now to a guy in US who is from China, but she doesn’t love him… Married him in 10 days to make her old boyfriend in china jealous (he cheated on her multiple times LOL) 5 months ago and now trying to figure out how to divorce.”

      sounds like more beta orbiter bait…lol

      “They have separate rooms and the guy is (understandably) very very pissed!”

      you are now emotionally involved in her ‘drama’ = beta orbiter…you can do this stuff, but only after banging at least once…

      “Talk about 50 shades (thanks Wala) which for the record she thought was very fake… and moving to sexualize the conversation…”

      at least you stopped digging…lol…did you recognize and correct?

      “make some progress… but damn it’s still hard. she says a few times she won’t sleep with me and giggles… Heard that before.”

      if she brought it up and giggled, you’re probably still ok on a meta level…but given her low n count and her being SOOO HOT!…lol, your trip into the outskirts of beta orbiter city probably killed your chances for tonight…she’ll need some more shit tests passed before her hindbrain is convinced…

      “Kino is going hand on her knee, hand on hand, lower back, we are sitting next to each other on low couch. But the real HOOK is missing.”

      do ya think?…lol…her hindbrain isn’t convinced, yet…so, she’s not all in…

      “yeah she is beutiful, but with the never ending banter and negging, it’s wearing me out without proper physical escalation…”

      did you go to comfort and rapport? i know you talked about her boooyfrieeeends…lol…but did you talk at all about her?…did you qualify her?…make it about more than her being SOOOO HOT!…lol…did you do any takeaway/devalidation?…did you NOT like anything about her?…and let her know you were disappointed?…you know…GAME…lol…

      “So we split, walk he back to her car, pull her in to kiss hershe stays close but turns her head and says no she won’t kiss me.”

      how was your bf posture/kino? if it were another girl…or your wife…would you let her get away with that?…or would you put your finger on her chin and turn her head back and stare her down (at bad breath range) until SHE kissed YOU?…ps. that head turn was another shit test…lol…

      “I tell her I know she wants to… she’s coy but doesn’t proceed, I push her gently back… tell her take care… she says wait wants to give me her whatsapp and email… I should call her blah blah.”

      this is good…lol…her hindbrain is intrigued…but still not convinced…

      “She writes out on a piece of paper and puts it in my hand… some final neg and we part.. I stroll off into the night scratching my head…?”

      not so complicated when you get another set of eyes on the problem, is it?…lol…

      “So she passes a ton of compliance tests, buys me stuff two nights in a row, invests, takes me to her favorite spot, responds to sexualized talk and some kino going but no real spark is lit,,, Thoughts gents? I wonder if my weariness with the constant banter and limited subjects and negging offset any physical attraction that was being built?”

      see above…her hindbrain was pinged, and she obviously likes you…but you didn’t have a perfect game…you’ve still got a shot though…just need to spot and avoid those vvvvery subtle beta orbiter shit tests…ping her for drinks…and plan logistics…

      “anyhow – a nice memory all the same it is good feeling to have super hot women around and you are completely chill, just watching all the dynamics unfold, looking to pick your spots.

      She looked a lot like this girl, but with a sweet girlish expression…”

      sooo, was she SOOOO HOT!?…lol…

      also, i reread your other FR and it looks like you lost it there by the same pattern…her hindbrain wants the D…she feels guilty = her hindbrain is intrigued but not convinced…she throws you a subtle shit test = beta orbiter/emotional situ diversion…you bite/fail to spot it…her hindbrain has to reevaluate…rinse and repeat…lol…that’s why you’re getting mixed signals…

      to get past this block, you’ll need to get her out again…then, ONLY talk about YOU and how awesome you are = DHV…OR HER…but NOT her emotional situs…just HER = rapport = why she’s special…(NOT that she’s SOOOO HOT!…lol)…then escalate and bounce…avoid that emotional tampon ploy and see how that works = ‘we can talk about that later’ [then change subject back to whatever sexualizing caused her to divert]…

      props on putting in the work…it really is fun, isn’t it?…

      good luck!

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      • “tells me she isn’t wearing any panties.”

        and did you sexualize the interaction here? = ‘show me…’ (then stare her down…)”

        Last two broads who said this I replied, “Oh really?” With a skeptical tone–and they showed me.

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      • Damn man that stuff been in mod forever.

        Great analysis as always… and good stuff to keep in mind. Really needed to switch frames like you say and go for different dominance, not just verbal – and more fanciful rapport. Kept misfiring because the jerkboy was getting a consistent reaction and the other stuff wasn’t. Back to work!

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      • After they show you, you say, “Damn! Nothing for me to take off.” Spikes tingles.

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  17. Dumbing down yourself so that you can launch 1 y/o girl texts takes some practice.

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  18. “Which is why the vote should have remained a male-only franchise.”

    Absolutely, right on.

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  19. HABD, Wala and gents . Long semi coherent one in the stack…

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  20. Reminded of CH’s “let’s you and her fight” game while watching Fallon last night. He had two female guests on at the same time and they, also appropriate to what you describe in this post, devolved into 10 year olds fighting for a favorite uncle’s attention (or whatever you’d say to describe how they act).

    http://www.nbc.com/fallon-tonight/video/kat-dennings-and-beth-behrs-recall-their-2-broke-girls-audition/2913375

    By the way, Kat lost some baby fat and got to Katy perry levels of hot recently. She did not show it off well in this clip. But….

    you’re welcome:
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2789751/josh-groban-confirms-kat-dennings-girlfriend.html

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    • Kat’s beauty is fading at age 28. Maybe it’s the excessive eye make up, but I think by 35 she’ll be several notches lower SMV.

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  21. mod, dude? you killing me.

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  22. I can only imagine one of his co-workers slipping into a nightie, turning on the light jazz, dimming the lights, lighting some candles, turning on the phone to read the texts and see if “he” is on, climaxing, then finding out the very next day that it was his ten year old niece.

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  23. A more sophisticated way of saying this same thing is:

    “Act like your id wants you to.”

    Or:

    “You know that little voice in your head that tells you ‘don’t say that!’ when you think of something really rude, insensitive, or selfish to say to a woman? Yeah, fuck that guy, stick a ball gag in his throat.”

    Freudian rape!

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    • Yep, and the wife too if she doesn’t like it.

      Other day, old lady was saying how she had a client coming over to consult (male client), and she was glad that she could just relax and be in shorts in the comfort of home. I said, “Cool, you can just pull your shorts to the side and get some.” Wifey bitched about trying to have a serious conversation while I’m acting childish. You know it’s probably over when you bring up some sexual negging and the wifey thinks it’s childish.

      Attraction rape!

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      • on September 29, 2015 at 1:39 pm Captain Obvious

        > “pull your shorts to the side and get some” ——— From him or from you? Also, what’s “over”?

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      • @Captian, from him. I though that was “obvious.” What’s over? The joy of marriage.

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      • You should say, “Gay.” Or “Who brought their kid sister?” if she doesn’t get the joke.

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      • I assume the ‘over’ refers to the marriage. Sexual negging. Yeah, as opposed to just being a douchebag…

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      • on September 29, 2015 at 3:05 pm Captain Obvious

        But when he says “it’s probably over”, is he saying that his marriage is “over”?

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      • Agree and AMPLIFY!

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      • @CO, sexual banter had always been a part of our thing, even if it included negging about other people hitting dat ass. I was always confident enough to not even get jealous of the possibility. People would always hit on my wife when we were out, and it made me feel good that she was considered hot. I’d only intervene of a dude was acting like a douche and taking it too far. So, when a staple in a fun marriage becomes an irritant to the other person, you know they have changed. Seriously, if you study comedy and misdirection, my comment would have had people spit their water out if they were there. It was timed perfectly and totally unexpected. Normally she would have laughed, hit my arm, and I would have probably started rubbing her tits, but no more. The wall kills more than looks.

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      • on September 30, 2015 at 11:30 am Captain Obvious

        newlyaloof – that LIF0 stack spits out the replies in completely random orders. Anyway, I am so sorry if that’s the state of your [email protected] And God almighty, I hope there aren’t children involved. Also, if you decide to take on a mistress, then MOAR WHYTE BABEEZ for the win [just be sure to send the mouthswabs to the DNA lab for the paternity testing].

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      • @newlyaloof – Been where you are man… At a certain point – perimenopause to be precise – she is not going to respond the same way she used to. Just a real chemical and physical change. Now there will still be moments of the old her… just more fleeting. If she is otherwise not a retard and a good woman, well you go and enjoy yourself discretely, whatever that means to you (might just be coffee dates and such).

        As this happens you will find a wellspring of affection return for your wife, you won’t resent her for changing, you won’t grieve what you lost with her… you will get to a point of acceptance of who she is now. and the mindfuck is as this happens, she will likely come back around to her old self much more… not all the way and not permanent, but she will see the change in you. and she will like it. They don’t tell you this shit starting out.

        You can jump start the process to a degree… For me it was two inflection points… the first (after becoming red pill aware via CH and MMSL) was simply declaring coolly that we would no doubt get a divorce.. and implying that I would be Ok with it. commence wife freak out.

        The second, was after maybe a year of learning game, going out a lot with out her (to change her behaviors) we were walking to dinner and i said “I figured it out” Her; “What are you talking about” Me: “I miss my girlfriend” and this was said in the same way you might say offhandedly “I miss my 1969 Mustang”… not googly eyeing her… just dreamily staring toward the horizon… commence wife upping her game.

        Now if she has earned the mantle of a “Good Wife” (good not perfect) you keep supporting her and training her as required, but she stays in the picture and gets to grow old with dignity alongside you. You keep yourself entertained meanwhile… and then one day in the distant future, when your son is considering getting married.. you explain everything to him, how life works…

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      • @Sentient solid stuff man. Thanks. I’m still dealing with spurts of hard feelings, but I’m much better now accepting the fact that I live with a stranger that quite honestly doesn’t care as long as the mortgage gets paid. Other night, I said I needed to get some ass. She said no. I said I guess I’ll have to go out tonight then. She didn’t respond or seem to even care. Now, I was too tired to actually go out, so I was just testing for a response. I seriously don’t think she cares unless I rub the details of a lay in her face. So, yeah, I’ll continue to do my thing, whether flirting or Fing and keep it chill on the home front until the kids graduate.

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      • Newly- you were testing her… BUT she was also testing you… And you failed.

        In her mind you come off as all bark no bite. You stayed = she won. They can beat you with your own inertia.

        Can’t tell you how many times after I’ve gone out (even just see a bud and have a beer) and she is all over me right then or waking me up early… The other way round not so much.

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      • @Sentient, yeah, I know if I didn’t go out that would be chalked up as a loss, but it blurted out.. But last week I told her I was sleeping at work one night and I did (place has everything I need for a 2nd home). My phone “magically” blew up that day four times with her asking about my plans for later that night. I told her I already told her what my plans were – she even had my kids call to question why I was not coming home. She put the kids up to it. Tried to joke it off. So I’ve decided to do that at least once a week (to save gas, mind you).

        So, her birthday is coming up. What should I get is the question? I don’t really care enough to give her a card. I’m not butt-hurt about this whole thing going down the toilet and not wanting to get her something out of spite. I just don’t see the need, other than to keep the peace. Any thoughts?

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      • on October 1, 2015 at 9:04 am having bad day

        newlyaloof

        cosign Sentient’s advice…

        “Newly- you were testing her… BUT she was also testing you… And you failed.

        In her mind you come off as all bark no bite. You stayed = she won. They can beat you with your own inertia.”

        …and her rolodex gets another win…lol…

        this is a pattern…that YOU need to take action to break (if you actually want it to change (you might not, for whatever reason)… she’s not capable (doesn’t have the capacity = she’s a girl) of ‘making a change’ AND keeping the relationship…her options are ‘stay’ or ‘leave’…))

        “@Sentient, yeah, I know if I didn’t go out that would be chalked up as a loss, but it blurted out.. ”

        sooo, you have to follow up and ‘go out’…lol…and this is part of spinning up a guard dog situ…AWALT = she has a rolodex too…just like every other girl in the world…this is why game is MORE important in a marriage…bc you can’t just NEXT her…the hardest part is seeing her rolodex bc you are trapped in it…as opposed to meeting new girls (post red pill) and seeing their rolodexes as they work through them…

        “So, when a staple in a fun marriage becomes an irritant to the other person, you know they have changed.”

        …or the other person (YOU) has changed…at least their perception of the other person…and if it’s the girl = she REACTS to the situ, so if you want change…YOU have to make it happen. if YOU could change overnight into super alpha and hold your frame through all the shit testing, by next month that would BE her new reality…as if it had always been…lol…

        “So, her birthday is coming up. What should I get is the question? I don’t really care enough to give her a card. I’m not butt-hurt about this whole thing going down the toilet and not wanting to get her something out of spite. I just don’t see the need, other than to keep the peace. Any thoughts?”

        you’re stuck…if things are really getting that bad, you are probably at the point of deciding what you what…save the marriage or not…either way, it won’t hurt you to start upping the alpha in your own behavior – just treat her as just any other girl = game her…lol…it’s great practice… that means leading her…compliance testing…drawing/handling shit tests…etc…

        ‘keeping the peace’ is beta…bc you are acting from in her frame…

        an alpha present = figure out something that she could use to make YOUR life better/more fulfilling/fun and give her that…and be ready for the shit testing (shaming)/hold your frame = ‘that’s what i wanted to give you’ (then stare her down…) = YOUR frame…

        part of your problem (i had to work through this, too…) is that you still have the beta good guy (blue pill) version of the world playing wrt YOUR marriage…when i choked down the red pill, it took awhile to work its way into applying to MY situ…lol…

        i started to see all those other interactions (out in the world) working according to red pill predictions…but not MY wife or MY (female) friends/coworkers or MY friend’s wives, etc…

        then…not MY wife or MY friends’ wives…

        then, not MY wife, but ALL those other girls WERE like that…lol…

        and then it was real…

        AWALT…with bell curve distributions on behaviors, but still…AWALT…

        it’s the same process that you go through if you get terminal cancer…it’s NOT REAL…[some time goes by…and you have more reference experiences]…and then it IS…either way, your new (more accurate) understanding of your situ doesn’t change what’s actually there. it just allows you to address it more effectively…

        good luck!

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      • @HABD, thanks man. I’m in a much better head space about my situ though. Some beta slips through, but now it’s mostly my frame and what I want. Sometimes I just can’t stand being near her and beta anger and frustration finds a kink in my frame and comes out. working on that. I think a hand written card reading “How about we pull our differences, and your shorts,aside and pound out a solution?” would be a good birthday gift. Stick figer drawings too for added flair. Some shite like that.

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      • Ah the birthday…. fraught with much danger in a marriage reset…

        You have three options:

        Generic normal level thing you usually do… not butthurt right?

        Spiteful anti birthday – nothing, or a seething passive aggressive gift… LIKE IT!?! YOU BITCH!!!

        Or the winning and…. recall Skittles man? Skittles man don’t care now does he??? He self amuses and doles out juuuuuuuusssst a little bit.

        Skittles her man. Maybe a frying pan with a bow on it…

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    • Took the words right out of my mouth, whorefinder.

      Word rape!

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  24. This post is hilarious but so true.

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  25. lzozlozlzozlozz

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  26. … Is this site sexist and anti-gay? I swear to God, I can’t tell

    [CH: chicks dig a cultivated air of mystery.]

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  27. Re: Texting – My 10 year old Daughter inadvertently hijacked iMessages so that I didn’t receive any texts and, for a couple weeks –

    His female Mini-Me

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  28. The Man Show’s classic “end women’s suffrage” bit is now online (skip to 14:00)

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  29. “Which is why the vote should have remained a male-only franchise.”

    Expanding the vote was deliberate power move. When the vote was only in the hands of men, especially when in the hands of men only of certain accomplishments it was very difficult for the ruling class to run their scams. When the men who had to fight the wars had to vote for the wars, war was more difficult too. Scamming property owning men, men who have productive careers, etc up until recently was difficult. (now only comparatively difficult)

    They had to open up the vote to those more easily manipulated to dilute the voice of resistance. Those who vote for the promise of another man’s property, those who would vote for security at the expense of others. Those who would vote for war because they would not have to go fight it. Those who would vote for anything labeled for the children. Those who would fall for the scam and empower those who desired to rule.

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    • Property owning huwhyte men. The ruling class didn’t always view themselves as fundamentally opposed to the interests of normal Americans or feel the need to scam them. What changed the ruling class’s attitude? C’mon buddy, you’re almost there.

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      • #theInternationalJew-theworld’sforemostproblem

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      • What happened was the wealthy industrialist utopia builders. A bunch of control freaks who because of their wealth felt they should micromanage all of society as one would a factory or an industrial farm. That’s what changed.

        A farmer wouldn’t raise his children like he does his livestock and the american ruling class is no different.

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  30. Here’s the problem with this scenario and drawing a blanket conclusion that this text game will work universally;
    I’m assuming the daughter didn’t initiate any of these text convos, therefore she was merely replying to texts i.e. the females are already attracted/interested. And we all know once they are interested you can literally write anything and get a rise out them.

    [CH: i hear this assertion a lot, and while it has a kernel of truth, it doesn’t qualify as a maxim. there are plenty of things a man could write that will, over time if not right away, kill his woman’s attraction for him.]

    Now I’m not saying it won’t work on potential targets, just that it’s a big question mark. I’d like to see the results…

    [this wasn’t so much an ironclad game post as it was a fun (and disturbing) look at the female id.]

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  31. on September 29, 2015 at 6:51 pm Days of Broken Arrows

    Don’t we all know a lot of women who talk like children anyway? At least I do:

    “Me no likey!”
    “Me likey likey!”
    “Yummy food!”
    “All gone!”
    “Time to go bye bye!”
    “You’re baaaaad!”
    “Bad boy!”
    “Naughty boy!”

    Also, you can add to this a host of things said in those “little girl voices” that are cute until the woman reaches about 28, after which they’re creepy.

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    • Heh, heh… if I had a dime for every time I heard “Oh, you naughty boy!”, Trump would be asking me for cab fare.

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  32. CH that crib sheet should be permalinked…

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  33. This was the funniest thing I ever saw. And it goes with everything I have learned in the past 7 years about women

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    • We Unlearn about women rather than learn about women.

      We are in the process of having our old romantic beliefs destroyed and replaced with a minimal bit of wisdom.

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  34. An article for CH comments:
    http://www.vice.com/read/youre-single-because-there-arent-enough-men-253

    [CH: more accurate title: “you’re single because there aren’t enough ALPHA men”.]

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    • And furthermore, a lot of highly-educated men are total Gamma manlets, especially outside of the Greek system.

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      • “outside of the greek system” connections, status, and guidance from older dudes who aren’t PC drones from the U’s admin castration dean. Plus, bros are now scary in the 50 shades way.

        It’s been said by smart older women too, if you don’t go to college as a girl to meet a husband, you’ve wasted your time. So if vice mag wants to bitch about how hard it is to meet guys in your 30s (I see there’s a guide to hooking up for bitches in their 20’s and an ode to the modern spinster as related articles, howboutthat) then everyone’s missed the point.

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    • Legalize polygyny. There: problem solved.

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    • Well, a propos of CH’s post, your linked article had this funny line: “I’m making a quantitative argument not a qualitative argument. I don’t know if these [tech] guys are good guys or whether—I don’t know if they can carry on a conversation or not.”

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    • Well, women only see alphas, betas being invisible, so of course women are going to say that there aren’t enough men. It’s a 5:1 ratio of women to men, don’t you know….

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    • There aren’t enough COLLEGE EDUCATED men for them to settle down with and leech off. The article states there are plenty of us blue collar guys out here they won’t even consider. “What are some solutions besides settling for working class men?” Like we are lepers.

      My red pill moment came when a girl I loved told me she could never marry me because I don’t have “a higher degree.” I make 80k a year and don’t have debt but status is all that matters to them when it’s time to settle down. I’m 30 now, rolling in college pussy, but I don’t want any of it. I want a wife and kids and that old dead dream but it’s gone. I’m a lifetime bachelor because I chose a career that didn’t require school. Makes me think, if these are the kinds of women who get married maybe it’s a shitty plan in the first place.

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      • I learned from experience, if you simply meet their list of public face qualifications, they just make more of them to the point of ridiculousness.

        These lists are two fold in purpose. Discouraging men and having socially acceptable reasons to reject men who don’t make them feel the way they want to be made to feel.

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      • on September 30, 2015 at 9:04 pm Captain Obvious

        DBC, next time, just make up some sh!t about having been an Engrish major or whatever. Read a few Shakespeare plays, maybe some Chaucer and Keats and Yates. You can fake it within a couple of months. Throw in some Donne and Milton and Marlowe and you can fake having a grad degree in Engrish.

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      • u can purchase a phd or other needed degree from a diploma mill.

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      • why bother with college degree poon if you can use your blue collar cred to scrape up some tender blue collar hotties? I bet a hair dresser, secretary, bar tender, or nurse (nurses can go either way, banging cops, ups guys, or doctors) would be down. These articles about “no mans like us smart womens” make me wonder about what white girlz without real degrees think?

        My main homey married a non-college hair dresser, let’s say 15 years younger-obviously hawt as balls. You think he care that some scrunched up chick he meets at the college reunion thinks?

        “oh you couldn’t handle a real woman with a degree”
        answers include:
        “bitch, I saw you blow the basketball team back in college”
        “bitch, u look like the president on a wrinkled one dollar bill”
        “bitch, u have an obama sticker on your car”

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    • It’s this guy. I nominated Birger for Beta of the Month.

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  35. on September 29, 2015 at 8:37 pm Downward Spiral

    I don’t know if it was because my mind was mush after sitting through the Maze Runner movie tonight, or the Taco Bell I had afterwards, but, OH, how I laughed at this one! My cheeks still hurt.

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  36. If you still don’t believe this, just sit down and listen to women have a conversation and try to imagine either a middle school girl or grown man at work talking that way.

    The red pile starts really going to work when you start to realize that you really can derail a woman’s thought process by distracting her like you would a child. SO about to lay into you for something? Start talking about her friends new baby. Don’t even have to say much, just literally “Hey, think of the cute baby!” and her mind is off like a 12 year old girl walking past Forever 21 at the mall.

    You really see it when a woman is presented with something really cute or a delicious snack. Omigod I LOOOVE cupcakes as her eyes roll back slightly just like they do when she cums. She ever react that when when she says she loves *you*?

    ^ The above is one of those jokes that’s no longer funny when you swallow the red pill. She really *does* love cupcakes unconditionally. And her kids. And puppies. And her best friends.

    Not you.

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    • Early into my marriage, I realized my wife loved her god. It required decades, but whenever her friends start the you-go-grrl crap, she describes me as “He is Jesus for me.” I’m atheist, so I think it’s my hair and beard.

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    • Even then it’s love (Lowercase L) with the depth and breadth of a puddle on a hot summer’s day.

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    • “And her kids” (unconditional love)

      Not likely, in most cases. She is simply loving herself through that which she believes she can mold and shape and Identify with her – literally attempting to replicate herself – and her error – through (relatively) innocent children. Using them rather than making them independent of herself, all the while supporting the system that supports her and benefits from the subsequent natural order demise.

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      • A mother sees herself in her child’s eyes. The child serves as a narcissistic proxy, but my god does she need one.

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      • And we too need our mothers. If it was left to nothing but our fathers we’d all be grey, sitting on the omnibus, eating grey sludge with a significantly raised chance of entering the office one Monday morning with a kalashnikov and 500 rounds of ammunition.

        Homelive’s too paternal create boys who are either completely wooden and charmless or who can’t be happy in later life. You need a woman’s touch to appreciate the point of being alive.

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      • Even the sons of alpha single dads tend to turn out this way. The apple may not fall far from the tree, but something will be forever missing in the son which was present in the father.

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      • I’ll tell you about my mother.

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      • Most droll Mr. Eliot.

        Replicant rape!

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    • on September 30, 2015 at 10:55 am Captain Obvious

      > “derail a woman’s thought process by distracting her like you would a child” ——— YaReally’s Misdirectionalism is essentially a multilayering of “Look Squirrel!” layered upon “Look Squirrel!” layered upon “Look Squirrel!”, all thrown in a furious tizzy at the poor confused wide-eyed Beeyotch In Heat.

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    • “…you really can derail a woman’s thought process by distracting her like you would a child. SO about to lay into you for something? Start talking about her friends new baby. Don’t even have to say much, just literally “Hey, think of the cute baby!” and her mind is off like a 12 year old girl walking past Forever 21 at the mall. ”

      Very good. I’m gonna incorporate this. I think it would work very well with a cute cat/puppy for that 10 YO id. Baby might be more for the 30+ spinster.

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  37. Well its paying off already..just used that line, sort of:
    Pic of me on dock i sent to a woman..

    Her: “You look so serious in that pic! :)”
    Me: “Thats cause my parents just told me to put on some floaties”

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  38. Lolz…I do this stuff all the time. It’s really about being playful with childish humor. And it works. It also screens out nasty angry b*tches. If a chic isn’t playful and humorous that is not the norm if she’s into you. Move on.

    Some of my go to material to “what are you doin? Or how are you?” general chic opener:
    -flying around saving the world
    -selling coloring books to blind children
    -saving children from burning buildings
    -arguing with my dog/cat/fish
    -doing one handed pushups…456, 457, 4…5….8….
    -building rocket ship to the moon
    -making time machine
    -getting ready to rob a bank
    -flying helicopter to my yacht

    and the response is almost always positive. Then it’s good to switch back to something serious (or a neutral real topic). Don’t apologize or put any smiley guys or punctuation. Just make a statement.

    Her: haha lolll ur a dork! OMG xo. I’m going to the gym.

    (respond 2x longer than it took her to respond to you, general guideline).

    Ripp:
    -already worked out earlier
    -grabbin lunch with a friend
    -have work meeting
    Etc…

    from there you can ignore her response if she does respond, or if she doesn’t no big deal. Then reopen her a few hours later with a random C/F statement.

    I always like the playful tease about she does for work. whether she’s a nurse, teacher, server, stripper, lawyer cunt, real estate…doesn’t matter. I just make shit up like: (say she’s a nurse)

    (Random time, hours or even a day or 2 later)

    Ripp: heard you tried to check FB on the EKG meter and broke it pffft

    depending on where ur at in the process and if she understands ur humor might be ok to calibrate w simple smiley

    But ya I’m always teasing bitches w stupid ass child humor. I remember this 26yr smv9 I met and she was a ‘promo’ girl for Heineken at some stupid bar (such a stupid job) and was texting her:

    Ripp: when your not drinking Heineken all day what do you do

    Her: bottle service

    Ripp: oh you drive the big truck and deliver water

    Her: haha no

    Another thing I’ve noticed with cunty bitches is that they’ll use your humor to DQ you. Total insecure cunts. It’s always from a 7 or below too. Most chics that are 8+ just don’t respond. The ones that are butt hurt low smv or on the down slope and know ur out of their league will use the humor to try and stroke themselves.

    Cunt: “ur not even funny, ur immature blah blah I’m already dating someone blah blah”

    Lolzz…

    Fucking chics. been through the txting cycle so many times now…lolz…

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  39. […] Women Are Happy Communicating In The Language Of Children | Chateau Heartiste […]

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  40. I knew having two younger sisters would come good one day. I never would have of talked about Mr Dinosaur and all the wonderful things you can do with crayons, but I will now. I also understand why my animated display of jingling my car keys was so entertaining to girls and did nothing for the lads.

    This really is the blog that keeps on giving. Don’t live so relentlessly in the real world. How hard could that be?

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  41. Completely off-topic, but I’m in a COPROP kinda mood.

    Leftist screeching over Planned Parenthood: #payforityourself #youcanafforditbecausecareer #careerbenefits #$o$o$oEmpowered
    “Makes $70K/year with a liberal arts degree – Can’t afford a pack of condoms”

    Extra liberallogicmindfuck points: #blackbabiesmatter

    Female empowerment myth: #letmegetthatforyoumiss #happierathomewithkids #careerdontloveyouback #mastersinbutthext (thank you GBFM #nohomo)
    “$100K in debt for her Master’s Degree – Wishes she could still have kids”
    “Just made partner at her firm – Wishes she could be outfitting a nursery”
    “Closed the deal – dreams of babies”

    This next one should go with a a pic of a woman in business attire, smiling at a similarly-dressed man, in a corporate setting (I know that’s pretty specific, but):
    #doingmyjobandyourswhileyourehusbandhunting (or substitute cockhopping for husbandhunting) #yeahgoflirtivegothis “Is he the one? Whose babies will liberate me from this soul-crushing job?”

    SocialJusticeOutrageMedia (cf. Ahmed the Clockmaker, Drowned “Syrian” toddler*, lesbian/bi/freak waitress who didn’t get a tip, et magnus al…): “Remember, HuntingPo$t love$ your click$”, “Have you made money for upworthy today?” “The owner$ of $late appreciate your kneejerk reaction and mindle$$ contribution to their clickbait adverti$ing income.” “Outrage clickbait makes $$ for people who don’t care about you” #probablyfakeliketherest #alarmedlikeahmedsclock #pluggedinlikeageniusinventor #nexttimeongrievancetheatre #socialjusticehoax #SJHagain #SJOstrikesagain #socialjusticeoutrageohmy #yeahrightjustaclock #thisonestrueipromise

    For the truly advanced: NASJHALT

    —–

    The counter-hashtags #letmegetthatforyoumiss and the #doingmyjobandyours… came about after thinking about a piece of advice I’d give to any young man: Never date/fuck/marry a girl you can’t physically carry. That led to the thought that for long-term happiness with a woman, a man needs to be able to manage/take care of/*husband* the woman _and_ do his job at the same time.

    Carry on, men.

    * may he rest in peace despite his parents’ opportunism and stupidity.

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  42. on September 30, 2015 at 8:32 am Experienced Father

    Observations like this post’s make me shake my head…but they are still useful to know.

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  43. on September 30, 2015 at 11:16 am skinnylegsandall

    Pretty level headed woman talking about their future.

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  44. on September 30, 2015 at 11:18 am skinnylegsandall

    Pretty level headed woman talking about their future

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  45. Women act and respond to insctincs, just like children and little animals. The error of many betas is to appease to reason, which bores women. being alpha can be summarized in treating women like 10 year olds, and more or less trolling them.

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    • when called on it, they’ll all claim being catfished

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    • on September 30, 2015 at 2:44 pm Captain Obvious

      “A photograph of James Holmes’ prison cell. The pictures were sent to Holmes by various women correspondents following the shooting in which he killed 12 people.”

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    • I’m guess that, while I’m sure some of those are authentic, some are probably gags sent in by snarkers and fags.

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  46. Jenner should hang himself. http://news.yahoo.com/prosecutors-decline-charge-caitlyn-jenner-fatal-crash-182921275.html

    [CH: from your lips to lucifer’s ears.]

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    • lozlzozlzo Femtard non-logic # 532: they want real women to cut their hair short and look like the new Miley Cyrus. But when it comes to trannies, their other destroy-European-civilization weapon, they have to have them with beautiful long hair as Jenner has here, which of course means they are forced to acknowledge that long hair is a requirement for a person to be a woman. There are no short-haired trannies. The libtards want only real would-be sexy women like Miley and that near-fat chick with a ton of moles from the Hunger Games (which depicts the present, not the futurezlzozlz).

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      • libtards want only real women to cut their hair, I meant to finish my sentence. my bad.

        but tranny Bruce has beautiful hair (no homo but just look at the hair–that’s what we want on a real woman, of course).

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    • on September 30, 2015 at 1:27 pm Diversity Is Good

      He needs a better car to drive. One without a defective tranny in it.

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  47. Bill Clinton: Still negging after all these years.

    Bill tweets: “Watching @TheEllenShow. @HillaryClinton looks good w her Whip skills, but needs work w her NaeNae. May require more lessons”

    Even during the most important PR time period of Hilary’s entire life (her final shot at the presidency), master jerkboy Bill Clinton can’t resist the temptation of a public negging of his Dear Cuckquean, victim of one of the most infamous affairs of the 20th century.

    Tweet: https://twitter.com/billclinton/status/642074451580874752

    Context: http://www.today.com/news/hillary-clinton-learns-whip-nae-nae-ellen-bill-critiques-performance-t43416

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  48. Unrelated by funny. Sat next to a girl on the train today — I saw her on the campus before, so she’s doing some kind of PhD in sciences. She had a copy of a free daily newspaper they give at the entrance to the stations, doing the puzzles on the last page.

    She dealt with cross-words quickly, then moved to Sudoku. Couldn’t put in a single number, I really had to keep myself from laughing out loud.

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  49. ok, I tried to reply to DB…

    anyway, follow up question for the chateau…

    When girls IRL start acting like they’re 10, what’s the best way to act? You’re talking up a girl, it’s going well, a female friend of the girl is added to the mix, they go spazzing “you go, girl” “I love that dress” “Shut Up!!” etc etc.

    you don’t match that energy, but do you just stare off in the distance, mock them, or wha?

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