A Shorn Chimp

Here’s a picture of a freshly shorn chimp.

Awesome pic. Great size. Looks solid. Thick. Tight. Keep us posted on your continued progress in the jungle with any new pics or chest-beating vids. Show us what you got chimp. Wanna see how huge, solid, thick, and ripped you can get. Wanna see you throwing iron with the strength of ten non-millennial men. Calves need work, tho. Thanks for the motivation. Jacked ape rape!





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  1. Is that the fullback on the Broncos?

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    • on October 3, 2015 at 2:39 pm Modern Primitive

      Nah mate, thats the Cowboys bloke.

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    • Looking at that picture and getting an idea of the strength that guy has, it is revealed the futility of working out.

      I did some brief internet research (and might be wrong), but the hand arm and shoulder strength of a typical adult male chimp is on par and a little bit more than the Strongest Man in the World.

      Chimps are also more dangerous (to humans) than their big brothers the gorillas.

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      • on October 3, 2015 at 6:00 pm Captain Tautological

        I’m not sure whether this thread is going please the dudes over at My Posting Career – they all seem like they’re narked out of their minds on anabolic steroids – and if not, then they do a [email protected] good job of faking the roid rage.

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      • Suburban is clearly a fucking spergy loser. “Don’t work out, there are creatures stronger than I could possibly be!”

        Dude, the point is, be your best, and stop making excuses for being a useless lump.

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      • Elk is a fatalist but he is insightful as hell. Read his comments at SOBL’s blog.

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      • Will, fuck off. The “self-improvement” motif is for children.

        Which is fine if that is what you are, but there is a more seasoned perspective on things.

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      • The only thing that matters in Life is work strength. (A man has real-world goals that require all of his strength.)

        The whole body-building fixation is narcissism and vanity.

        Strength training can be part of a martial regiment, but body building is GAY! and obviously so. Body-building is GAY, narcissistic, vain, self-absorbed, and ultimately useless. And cheerleading for it, is all that times ten.

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      • So what is revealed about the so-called manosphere that it fixates on some gay image of man?

        To repeat, fitness and strength training are essential to a martial program, but there is little to no room for body building, and even power lifting, if it is end-all-be-all of the program, is missing the cue.

        Everyone knows that elite soldiers are not weight room muscle freaks. Army Rangers average 160 pounds or something. Too much muscle is too much bulk and requires too much energy. Such muscle is only good for a dominance in a gay parade.

        In the real world, essential strategy includes near the top of the list – running away! That muscle mass works as a dominance display (and in that regard is good game) – is a reflection of the contained and cacooned conditions of “Western Civilization”, which conditions are ultimately not working.

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      • Finally, and not to put too fine a point on it (though doing so is necessary for faggots like Will) – getting lost in the weight room is what happens to someone who can’t find the door outside.

        The weight room and its mirrors is another module in a dysfunctional expression of civilization.

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      • To repeat, fitness and strength training are essential to a martial program, but there is little to no room for body building, and even power lifting, if it is end-all-be-all of the program, is missing the cue.

        Everyone knows that elite soldiers are not weight room muscle freaks. Army Rangers average 160 pounds or something. Too much muscle is too much bulk and requires too much energy. Such muscle is only good for a dominance in a gay parade.

        Yeah, body weight exercises are definitely the way to go, especially for older guys like me who joints are starting to deteriorate a little and can’t take that sort of strain. And as an added bonus, you don’t need an expensive gym membership.

        If push-ups and pull-ups are good enough for the Marine Corps, then, by God, they’re good enough for me.

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      • There’s a recent article I need to find a link to in regards to quality of muscle fibers decreasing with excess bodybuilding vs quality of normal non weightlifter muscle fiber. The same gram of fiber is actually weaker. However, overall, the bodybuilder will be stronger due to having more of the lower quality fibers. Strength and power lifters on the other hand, showed an increase in muscle fiber quality per gram vs non lifters. Anyway, I suggest a fitness program that incorporates strength, isometrics, and power training along with cardio. Although every 12th week I slip into a more body building routine to shake things up.

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      • What bullshit. Sure, body building is absolutely a homosexual fetish but strength training is no more “futile” or vain than reading a book or playing chess or learning a programming (or other) language….etc.

        Self-improvement is manifestly good not childish or “unseasoned”. Hahaha

        Reject this defeatist faggotry.

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      • yer kickin sand up in a lot of pussies here my man. funny as hell

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  2. I’m confused…what is this about?

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    • Errrmmmm… race obvi.

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    • They all skip calf day…

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      • on October 3, 2015 at 1:01 pm Steve Johnson

        No joke but one of the biggest reasons blacks are fast is because they have so little musculature on the calves.

        Weight below the knees slows you down.

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      • I foresee a slight increase in white boys having surgery to reduce the muscles in their calves.

        [CH: no way. the calves are our pride and joy. aesthetic and practical. ever try to hike or rock climb or ascend the mountaintop of world-bestriding civilization with teeny sprinter’s calves? and a granite, well-rounded calf muscle nicely balances along the vertical our huge White noggins. :thumbs up: for calves!]

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      • I’m absolutely certain that blacks are incapable of endurance hunting. I’ve explained to my wife how we could do it if the need arose. Or if we ever ran out of ammo. Related: How many black kickers/punters in the NFL? What’s funny, is that the cultmarx left would label my comment as racist. Cheers (if this comment makes it through mod within the next 5 weeks)

        [CH: east africans are different than west africans. kenyans and ethiopians have a history of endurance hunting i believe.]

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      • I have had a couple women approach me because of my good calves. Don’t forget the calves, boys. Sad to see guys super buff above the hips, but walking around on stick legs. Pretty gross, actually. (As an aside, how sad is it to see dudes with no arm muscles, no chest, and big beer bellies walking around at the gym in high-tech workout shirts? Similar to a fat chick in yoga pants.)

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      • @CH
        I do tend to lump all African blacks together, therefore, the notoriously low IQ sub-Saharan blacks commonly discussed seem too lazy to organize an endurance hunt. I’m willing to take your word for it re. other African blacks. Maybe endurance hunting is easier than I think it is.

        [CH: kenyans are top marathoners but not sprinters. all the best sprinters are west african. west africans are also more muscular than east africans.]

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      • “the calves are our pride and joy”

        I forgo leg workouts to go easy on my knees so I make up for it by biking… but the above point inspired me to go balls to the wall calf raises at the gym this evening.

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      • Dont forget about that extra bone in their foot.

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      • Calves is the one part of my body I never had to include in my workout.

        I have been asked how I got them that way, but I do nothing at all.

        They are naturally big and strong.

        I’m lucky that way.

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      • on October 3, 2015 at 11:16 pm Vagina dominator

        I read in a Louis L’Amour novel (i.e., a Western) that a man can outrun a horse over a long distance.

        In this case some pioneers crossing the southern western desert on horseback were ambushed by Indians afoot and over the course of the following hours it was all very nip-and-tuck.

        I tend to believe anything L’Amour would suggest on this kind of matter.

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      • on October 3, 2015 at 11:17 pm Vagina dominator

        Large calves are all well and good but if there is any chance that your daughters will have cankles, I suggest you don’t breed.

        [CH: cankles are a product of fatness. well-muscled calves are shapely, nice and round up top tapering to a thin bottom.]

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      • Vagina dominator,

        It seems Louis L’amour was right,

        A couple years ago on PBS/Nova I saw a documentary about human biology that said humans can outrun every animal on earth, horses, dogs et cetera in the long run/ over long distance.

        Obviously dogs and horses run faster, but they do not last for many hours as humans can.

        Despite PBS’ leaning left a lot, Nova is pretty reliable for such matters, I’d be surprised if they were wrong.

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    • Making fun of the people who constantly post pics about working out at the gym. Being fit is great, as far as Game is concerned one probably could spend more time actually approaching and less at the gym.

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      • with the addendum that losing BF is the only non-surgical way to get a better looking face. Fat has to go. If you’re not fat, gym time has diminishing returns.

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    • these:

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  3. No pockets… so where does he carry his Obamaphone, EBT card, and Glock Fohtay?

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  4. Strong misc up in here. Are you aware, brah?

    [CH: reviewbrah strong.]

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  5. It’s old, not shaven. Discoloration, scars, wrinkles.

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  6. on October 3, 2015 at 1:10 pm The Spirit Within

    whut

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  7. on October 3, 2015 at 1:23 pm The Lone Planet

    ?

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  8. Why would anyone shave a chimp?

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  9. on October 3, 2015 at 1:54 pm @CAPSLOCKHUSTLER

    IS HE ECONOMICALLY MIGRATING TO SWEDEN OR GERMANY?

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  10. Salon simply cannot get enough Trump :

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    • Still looks better than butt nekkid any day.

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      • I think that’s a pic of Putin with Trump’s haid superimposed.

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      • on October 3, 2015 at 11:23 pm Vagina dominator

        I have asked this before, but why wouldn’t a guy like this – or even more urgently, Bill Gates – get on the juice? He could have his own endocrinologist, weekly blood tests, perfect hormone balance. For god sake, Kerry uses botox. Putin has had a facelift. What’s wrong with a bit of juice?

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      • VD, I made this same point on an old Steve Sailer post years ago in regards to Chris Christie. Not that I like him, but a morbidly obese guy…. no chance at getting elected president. Christie on steroids, minus 150 pounds? somewhat of a chance.

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      • You guys have to be pretty sheltered to think their looks matter in their seduction of the public.

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      • on October 6, 2015 at 8:30 pm Vagina dominator

        I am nlot suggesting it as a matter of looks but from the health perspective. Adequate and balanced hormones translates into health and happiness.

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    • It was Putin bestrode that horse, but now it’s Trump.

      Either way the horse suffers no fools.

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  11. You were promised Hope&change, you got Hope&shaved.

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  12. You need Jesus

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  13. on October 3, 2015 at 2:29 pm gunslingergregi

    that fucker stole my body

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    • Heh, heh… from the knees and elbows up, I was thinkin’ the same thing.

      Us older guys gotta hang together. 😉

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      • on October 3, 2015 at 4:30 pm gunslingergregi

        for the white woman who has everything now new chimp pets

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      • Saw a wealthy middle aged woman on Nob Hill walking her pet pig. Her doorman in her $5m per apt building was very nice to it. Jolly greeting to the pig. All as if perfectly normal.

        These times are truly Roman…

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      • Saw a wealthy middle aged woman on Nob Hill walking her pet pig. Her doorman in her $5m per apt building was very nice to it. Jolly greeting to the pig. All as if perfectly normal.

        These times are truly Roman…

        Actually, that would be the perfect anti-Islam pet to piss off Muslims if any live around you. I’ve thought of getting one myself for that very reason. (I’ve heard that they actually make pretty good pets.)

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      • on October 3, 2015 at 5:53 pm driveallnight

        ^ in the nob? Jeez. The people next door to my pad have a Vietnamese potbelly pig….but that’s the sunset dist, and at least they have a backyard.

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    • u still chillin in indonesia?

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      • on October 3, 2015 at 3:39 pm gunslingergregi

        nope been in states last 4 years

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      • on October 3, 2015 at 4:03 pm gunslingergregi

        hence the personal knoweledge of whats to come on the downhill slide
        its like a long escape from la
        but the reality worse than the movie

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      • on October 3, 2015 at 11:31 pm Vagina dominator

        Hey gregi.

        I am now in an internet cafe in Indonesia. I live kind of halfway up the side of the mountains around an enormous caldera. To get to the warnet takes me about 15 minutes on my motorbike through forest and terraced fields.

        It’s a beautiful day, bit hot, but you know that feeling of the hot wind on your body when you’re riding, and just as you come out of one curve you have to lean into another?

        Man, I love it. To me it is freedom. Better than sex, or money, or anything. It is like when you are a teenager and you cut early from school. So free.

        If there were a drug that made you feel like that.

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      • on October 4, 2015 at 11:18 am gunslingergregi

        only 15 minutes u still in the city he he he
        but yea it is diferent being at a gas station comprised of a shelf of liter bottles in front of someones house and smoking and nothing blows up
        but yea the sun definetly gets hot
        love the motorbikes” lol

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      • on October 4, 2015 at 11:22 am gunslingergregi

        can you imagine a woman waiting 4 years for you to come home
        saying dont kill yourself to give her 300k dollars 6 years ago she wants you to live
        yea that my wife in indo
        can you imagine how much that 300k was to her
        ya its something from a diferent planet

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  14. Ain’t that the erstwhile alpha chimp that got AMOG’ed in the Rise O’ De Planet O’ De Apes?

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    • on October 3, 2015 at 5:57 pm driveallnight

      You know that pic has Nicole flickin the bean.

      Hey…..maybe that gorilla banged her and they had to shave him to get rid of the stench?

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      • on October 3, 2015 at 6:07 pm Captain Tautological

        “Nicole”, on her lunch break, in the conference room of the JIDF:

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      • on October 3, 2015 at 6:13 pm Captain Tautological

        Director Tamir Pardo had to purchase an extra refrigerator for the conference room so that “Nicole” would have somewhere to stow her picnic basket.

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      • Heheheh…You wish.

        Nice to know you’re still obsessed with me, even when I’m not commenting. You really should get over me though. We wouldn’t want anyone accusing you of suffering due to thwarted miscgenation.

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  15. A bit o’ aloe vera would have been a kind touch after they finished shaving him.

    Jes’ sayin’.

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  16. I am still trying to grasp how women can go for criminals and jerkboys, but please explain how the Rutgers chairwoman of the philosophy department can be convicted of raping the most unmanliest man:

    The jury had convicted the 45-year-old philosophy professor of sexually assaulting a 34-year-old disabled man, known as D.J., who has cerebral palsy and is unable to speak beyond making noises. Psychologists have determined he is mentally incompetent and cannot consent to sexual activity.

    Stubblefield had claimed she and D.J. fell in love, saying he is not intellectually impaired and was able to communicate through a controversial typing method, known as “facilitated communication.” …

    “This is a professor at a respected university who used her position of power to take advantage of a severely disabled individual, not only to satisfy her own sexual desires, but also to use him additionally to further her career,” Plant said. …

    But Plant presented testimony from experts who had evaluated D.J. and collectively found he has intellectual disabilities and is unable to consent to sexual activity. D.J. also is physically disabled, wears diapers and requires assistance with walking, bathing, dressing and eating, his family members said.

    Plant also highlighted how studies have shown facilitated communication does not work and that several scientific organizations have issued statements that the technique is invalid.

    I would think that a shaved chimp would be more attractive to a woman.

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    • She had to take what she could get…

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      • Yeah, I did a google image search, and it turns out she’s no Helen of Troy, to say the least. If I saw her just walking around on the street, I might even think she was a dyke.

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    • These leftys are friggin evil. A kid like that will go through his life in perfect innocence via ignorance. Now he knows what he is missing out on – even if jus slight more than a primitive level. Poor guy.

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  17. What would the result be if that chimp mated with an Abo down under ?

    Would it be able to produce an offspring ?

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  18. Put some glasses on that chimp, and he can join the other cleaned up 80-IQ types on the boob-tube talking about football tactics during halftime. No one would notice.

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  19. on October 3, 2015 at 4:37 pm Each Pond Gone

    Monkeys might dunk
    But sailors will dive
    Or stride up the trunks
    Of the aspens that fly

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  20. […] Source: Heartiste […]

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  21. seeing this makes me want to shave.

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  22. This species of primate has an uncanny knack for destroying its own habitat

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  23. It isn’t as melanin rich as I thought it would be. Facial features about match, though. It is enough for Google Photos to match it with the nearest dindu.

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  24. Snowflake – RIP

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  25. Is it just me or are older women actually harder to fuck? I can line up dates with late 20’s / early 30’s women all day, but none of them will put out. Younger women are much harder to schedule dates with, but the conversion rate is much higher. What gives?

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    • on October 3, 2015 at 9:02 pm Modern Primitive

      Been covered here before, older women are approaching the wall and have likely realized their cock carouseling days are over and are now trying to put on the good girl act in the hopes of snagging a provider beta. Basically, they won’t put out as easy and will make you wait for their pussy in a vain attempt to signal that they’re still worth waiting three dates for a lay, when in reality they’re holding onto an asset that is declining in value and they should short it while they can before it loses all intrinsic value and they’re left with nothing but cats.

      [CH: that’s basically it. check the ch archives for a post called “differences in gaming women by age bracket” or something similar. in short, there’s a small window of time, between ages 28-31 or roundabouts, when women paradoxically put on airs of being harder lays than their age would indicate. they’re in between youth and cougardom, and it’s a last hurrah by them, a foolish deception they try before the ruse is truly up and they can’t deny it anymore. the solution is to just keep plowing, and assuage their fears with a little vulnerability game. they’ll eventually crack.]

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      • All this here above is true… but you can succeed with this age group. I think though you need to be in field, not via online or day 2’s. SNL game. These are the “Overcome by Passion” girls that ThinMan wrote about at sedfast. Massive attraction needs to be built with lots of dominance. Have had good success in this group, especially singles out on business travel or such.

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    • Remember, a MILF is a “Mother I’d Like to Fuck”, not “A Mother Who Would Like to Fuck Me”. Any woman past 27 is witnessing, per passing year, a exponentially declining amount of male attention and “oppressive” (for lack of a better word) affection that every woman so desperately desires. They probably have felt enough penis in her younger days that she can do without it. Stop letting them waste your time. They will gladly give it up if you match the expectations set by men she dated in her younger days. Her screening process is much more rigorous because of her experience. Younger women are still r-selecting alpha cock carousel because everyone will look their way, so they are specific about the type of men who earn their time. However, their scrutiny of men won’t be as diligent as someone who has seen all that the sexual marketplace has to offer.

      Basically, older women only seen choosier because they have experience instead of options, and younger women have options instead of experience.

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  26. As IF the West didn’t have it coming….

    Enjoy your Tribal denominated $$$

    Oh yeah
    Work

    Somebody told me
    “Boy, everything she wants is everything she sees”
    I guess I must have loved you
    ‘Cause I said you were the perfect girl for me, baby

    But now we’re six months older
    And everything you want and everything you see
    Is out of reach, not good enough
    I don’t know what the hell you want from me but boy

    Somebody tell me, won’t you tell me
    Why I work so hard for you?
    Give you money
    All to give you money

    Some people work for a living
    Some people work for fun, girl, I just work for you
    They told me marriage was a give and take
    Well, show me you can take you’ve got some giving to do

    And now you tell me that you’re having my baby
    I’ll tell you that I’m happy if you want me to
    But one step further and my back will break
    If my best isn’t good enough
    Than how can it be good enough for two?
    I can’t work any harder than I do

    Somebody tell me, won’t you tell me?
    Why I work so hard for you?
    Give you money
    All to give you money

    Why do I do the things I do? I’d tell you if I knew
    My God, I don’t even think that I love you

    Won’t you tell me?
    Give you money
    All to give you money

    Somebody tell me, won’t you tell me?
    Why I work so hard for you?
    Give you money
    All to give you money

    Somebody tell me, won’t you tell me?
    Why I work so hard for you?
    Give you money
    All to give you money

    Somebody tell me, won’t you tell me?
    Why I do the things that I do?
    Give you money
    All to give you money

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  27. the calves don’t need work as they are almost the same size as thighs and arms. what needs work are the quads and hamstrings

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  28. on October 3, 2015 at 7:08 pm gunslingergregi

    yea worldwide events
    i was in kuwait iraq they had houses and cars and shops and shit
    and in iraq they got killed and shit
    and the iraqis raped and pillaged kuwait
    the shit going on around world is happening to people who live in towns and such just like a lot of us in usa
    all i know is god help us cause it seems like it pretty easy to be trying to live some kind of life and your country just goes to hell
    course as we know god dont do shit so yea
    you have to do for yourself

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    • on October 3, 2015 at 7:18 pm gunslingergregi

      plus got to see bosnia i dont think people can comprehend how devastating to the soul it is to see shit like that
      seems like the only escape from seeing shit like that or being involved in it is to not be here when it happens

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  29. Lookin’ a bit ashy there.

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    • on October 3, 2015 at 9:05 pm Hair Slicked Back With Swag So Fresh

      That’s just pussy juice residue from all the wild monkey sex he’s been having.

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  30. same chimp, different angle

    [CH: dafuq. is that real? heeeavy.]

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    • its real.
      have sent that pic to chicks a few times with “up for drinks?”

      great responses 😀

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    • There is a shaft length to testes weight ratio that varies wildly among primates, and it is driven by reproductive strategies of the specie. As I recall it from what I read a while ago, humans have very long shafts and small balls compared to our simian cousins.

      [CH: i remember reading somewhere that human males have the largest penises, scaled to body size. (the blue whale has the world’s largest dick in absolute size.)]

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  31. Speaking of chimps…

    The main stream media is now altering photos of colored criminals to make them look less black/ brown or more white.

    CNN made the Oregon shooter appear white, they even made his nose narrower.

    take a look,

    http://theconservativetreehouse.com/2015/10/02/the-curious-case-of-oregon-shooter-chris-harper-mercer-a-social-media-profile-shaped-modified-and-deleted/

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  32. @chunkymonkey

    First off… welcome to you and props on seeking to do the work. Le Chateau saves lives… Tip – ignore the KJ’s and ITG guys and the “just fucking fuck her” bros… You do you.

    “If anyone is reading this, what on Earth do you do (I’m no troll, this is a genuine question)?”

    OK this is a huge first step, taking action. None of your journey from here on will be without action. Some of that action will be success, some will be failure but it will all require YOU DOING STUFF. So ask, then go test, then reflect, then ask some more, then test again. Evo bio/psych drives everything – you are either ALL IN with that idea or you are faking yourself out and looking to either take a short cut somewhere or avoid mental or physical pain. This is a really important point grasp. I like to say GRAVITY DOES NOT CARE IF YOU BELIEVE IN IT… Every time you toss that ball up, it’s coming down pal. Every time, no matter what your opinion on the matter is. In game, if something that should be working for you isn’t working – you are either missing something innocently or intentionally or you are not executing well.

    “I feel a mixture of embarrassment (for the ridiculous, pointless things I’ve done around women in the past), horror, and abject sadness (what’s worse is I’m a paper alpha, as this site describes it, I’m 6’4″, 210lbs, 44″ shoulders, 36″ waist, good job, yet I can’t even pull 5s, and have spent literally years between relationships, where I don’t so much as even get a peck on the cheek. The stories in alpha of month read to me like a world I could scarcely believe exists, and one which women vehemently never admit to).”

    Move forward… Seriously. Whatever has happened in the past does not matter. You are not trapped in being that person. You can build a new personality from scratch. First consider you became who you are now only because you were trained by your parents, relatives, girlfriends and society. You are NOT who you are by chance. Now follow this logic, if you can be trained to be who who currently are, you can also be trained to be a different version you. You just need to do the training.

    So who is it that you want to be Monkey? Musical interlude follows… (play it a few times… Music is very powerful and actually alters your brain chemistry and emotional state. Your life is a movie and you need a powerful soundtrack. Get one and play it. scene one, fade in…)

    “I’m 6’4″, 210lbs, 44″ shoulders, 36″ waist, good job, yet I can’t even pull 5s”

    So how are those “externalities” working for you Monkey? What? Oh wait even though you are in the top 3% of men physically AND also make money you can’t “hit it off” with women. Sooooo maybe it’s the training right? The bad training. Yup. Society says you should be good with women, women will SAY you should be good with women… hell most of them probably do say you are good looking. Doesn’t matter does it?

    So stop JUDGING yourself and OTHER GUYS by externalities. It’s a failure loop… You can’t pull fives because you can’t pull fives… you havenb’t been trained. Taking up MMA or Tough Mudding now won’t change that either. But training will!

    (sidenote – there are some game relevant tactical considerations to keep in mind, basically you can get away with less negging with sub 8 girls because they will attribute some value to your stature and perceived high value – don’t hit a tack with a sledgehammer – but we will come back to this later on down the road).

    So never get in the headspace when you are out of judging other guys… it’s a huge beta enabler. The only judgement should be at the END of the night, who has pulled who. And that only for a raised glass and understanding that guy executed on his training. IRL most guys are just not pulling, especially women they want to choose. Because they have not been trained.

    “I can’t pretend to be an “aloof jerk” as a strategy for avoiding loneliness and celibacy, it just isn’t in my nature, and I know any attempt to fake it would fail because of the incongruety with my true self””

    Hold up… your “true self” is an incel giant? You don’t really believe that. Your own balls are telling you daily they don’t believe that about you. They are fired up, full of LIFE GIVING SEED and looking to be spread far and wide. I can hear them screaming all the way over here Monkey. Learn to listen to your balls.

    What is fake and what is real? If I learned a dirty joke from a stranger and I retell it later and people laugh at it… is it fake? Is their laughter fake? If a stranger tells you do X Y and Z and that girl will sleep with you… and you do it… (heh) is it fake? Is her orgasm fake? LOL…

    REALITY IS ALWAYS REAL WHEN IT IS HAPPENING. There are no people lurking and looking to hold you to an account of your past… only you. You have unlimited do-overs! You’ve MOVED FORWARD right? Keep saying that to yourself.

    http://brosciencelife.co/videos/how-to-defeat-your-gym-nemesis

    Is Dom Mazzetti (above) real or is Mike Tornabene (below) real?

    “But why would you want to fool a psychologically mixed up individual (that would be pretty much all women I’ve ever met) into liking you in the first place, especially for the long term, it seems suicidal?”

    This is a two part question… You need to think of game as not “fooling” anyone because you’re not. That reality is real thing going on and all… If she feels it is real it is real. what ou are doing is finally learning the LANGUAGE OF SEDUCTION. when you get into the baseline stuff… back to the SCIENCE… you will understand that women aren’t crazy, they just have very specific reasons for both braving certain ways and reacting to certain behaviors because of the historically extremely high costs of creating, gestating and then raising children for 99.99% of our time here on earth. All in yet? So you were never ever ever taught the language to speak to women in this way, and they are not capable for teaching it to you otherwise it would not be real.. Get that again? If she tells you to do it it’s not registering as real. That’s a mindfuck to male logic. BUT if you do it even though you may not even believe in it she WILL perceive it as real.

    So enough of this fooling nonsense. If you want to speak with a German in German you need to learn German or you’re never going to have a horizontal conversation. Yeah SOME small number of dudes had someone in their life who they learned from or picked up some rudimentary German at a young age on their own. Those guys… many still holding that worn out 10 page phrasebook… those guys are the “naturals”. They have discovered some of this language and can get buy to different degrees, usually just enough and usually with tons of constraints and usually not choosing. all good (NO JUDGING remember!).

    Buuuuut…. the guys like CH, Blackdragon, RSD guys, YaReally, HABD etc… those guys went ALL IN on the fundamentals… did the work… got PhD’s in German, lived in country… studied dozens of local dialects and customs… This is something you can do. And in 2 years after DOING THE WORK when you are pretty fluent in German.. you’ll realize you aren’t fooling anyone… you will BE GERMAN.

    Second part of your question – don’t even think about LTR. Because once you learn enough German you will never want one… because there will be all kinds of Germans all around who love the way you speak and all look like this…

    [gratuitous shot of sexy German]

    So the choice is up to you Monkey? What are you going to do? You took the first step. You’re here. We’re all here. You gonna get to work now or what?

    YOU GOING TO GO ALL FUCKING IN? or what…….?

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    • @ sentient (as well as @chunkymonkey)…

      thanks for your comments above! I know they were directed primarily at chunkymonkey, but what you wrote applies to me as well (though I’m the physical opposite of chunkymonkey). So thanks again for the inspiring words.

      btw: do you live & work in SF, or just one or the other? Just curious…as at the moment I work in SF but live in East Bay….your field reports center mostly in Union Street (not Union Square?)…I’m wondering if that versus the other places (Mission, Sunset, Richmond, Union Square, Chinatown) are better for pitching/approaching….

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      • Glad you got something from it. I visit SF a couple times of year, stay in Nob Hill. For night game I’ve found Marina District to be good – Chestnut Street bars and the Balboa/Eastside West and Matrix triangle there. It’s brutal raw night game, everyone there knows the score. (see CH post last year on Marina and Uber https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2014/11/25/using-uber-data-to-avoid-sausage-fests/ )

        I’d definitely hit Union Square again for daygame and Happy Hour for sure… Lots of people and lots of tourists. Tourists looking to have fun, enjoy a holiday, lowers ASD – no social circle. Same with biz travelers, cruise the hotel bars – just pop in have a look and if no one pop on to the next one.

        Any solo woman sitting in one after 9PM drinking a glass of wine and checking her phone is basically putting herself out therefor sex but in the female plausibly deniable way… like she really believes she will just have a glass of wine and check her email and go to sleep… but then it “just happens”. These are almost always Overcome by Passion girls. So be the “Mystery Man” she is secretly hoping to meet, good alpha posture, clever negs, early kino, and dominance.

        I pulled that girl from the Westin steps on Powell. she lives in Pac Heights and was hitting Happy Hour with a friend earlier at Lefty O’Douls (which is kinda divy). Ton of bars all around there on Geary and O’Farrell too.

        Oh – word of warning – if you hit the Redwood Room in the Clift Hotel there, they get a lot of Pro traffic. So learn to spot the signs – they will open you, they will kino you right away and usually push for you getting them a drink. Another reason not to buy drinks for girls.

        I’ll ping you when i go back in the spring.

        Get after it!

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    • Ra, ra post but I get it. Well all but this little legend to your map of awesome above: “So stop JUDGING yourself and OTHER GUYS by externalities.”

      Fail. If the mind is strong the body will follow. How we appear to others is a direct reflection of our overall health, mental, physical. etc.

      Players don’t really lift “bro”, they don’t have to. And I’ve noticed out in the field lately that the gym rat thing is a massive DLV unless you have the internals to pull it off. So much so I’m deciding to pull off about 30 lbs of muscle and focus on longevity.

      Focusing on how you are perceived and a good self assessment is wayyyyy more important than just about everything you said here.

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      • Thinking you are better than other guys because of some externality yet failing is damaging to your psyche and progress.

        Thinking other guys are better than you just as much – you rationalize not engaging with women you would have gotten [aw man she’s talking to that guy syndrome].

        The field is the best judge… who is on your arm and how often. The field will give your your assessment.

        PS – not sure what you are saying about lifting – I make no argument for it. Unless you are just agreeing perhaps?

        The point of using the Broscience videos is to demonstrate that your personality can be changed and the change perceived as real, i.e. Mike Tornabene is really a soft spoken beta artist HOWEVER his character Dom Mazzatti is over the top alpha bro in the way most beta guys new to game believe they have to be and can never be. More of the millions of fans believe Dom is real and not Mike. LOL.

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      • Debby Downerberg

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      • Sal Selfreflection

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    • That is a great post and a good refresher for me. Also check out Krauser ‘s one hour interview on London Real. It is on you tube and is one if the best red pill interviews / guide I have seen.

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    • Sentient dude – HOW did that get through mod??

      Great post though.

      Chunkymonkey – remarkable transformations are possible – they take time and effort though. There was a thread a few months ago here where people were talking about how they started out – worth reading (for eg, I had my first kiss at 23 and was a virgin till 24)..also somewhere in the RSD videos on Youtube the various instructors talk about how they used to be losers with women – totally eye opening.

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    • on October 6, 2015 at 4:44 pm ChunkyMonkey.

      Thanks a lot Sentient (and also Tilikum + Culum), count me in, I’m going to give this my best.

      Your motivation and encouragment are a great start on a long road.

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    • on October 6, 2015 at 4:48 pm ChunkyMonkey.

      p.s. I’ve replied more fully on the “Eye contact crib sheet, thread”.

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  33. the degeneracy is spreading to the animal kingdom…

    or was it vice versa?

    [CH: john scalzi’s bedroom play.]

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    • “[CH: john scalzi’s bedroom play.]”

      False, good sir; McRapey plays alone. Always alone.

      Unless you mean the one receiving it is Mr. Scalzi’s RealDoll. Which would be correct. Mr. Scalzi is the servant even to inanimate women.

      McRapey rape!

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  34. Solid latissmus dorsi. You been doing pull-ups with plates bro?

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    • I noticed that.

      What don’t you see in that pic… Fat… And any visual evidence of muscle tears. Not only is this guy jacked but he’s functionally strong. Any world class body builder or strong man cut like the chimp you’d see muscle tears all over.

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  35. Tricky Dicky,
    Good gawd,man, POSTING SHIT LIKE THAT HERE? this is not a place that peter puffer musician likers frequent, one would think. But hey, thats just my humble opinion.

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  36. plumpjack
    the degeneracy is spreading to the animal kingdom…
    Like looking at f-f-f-ag georgie boy michaels wasn’t bad enuff.
    [CH: john scalzi’s bedroom play.]
    That’s funny as hell, good sir. And proof posite that good comedy has truth in it.

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  37. SuperFucker!
    His are almost as big as mine.

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  38. Looks like your typical 235 pound NFL running back.

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  40. Weird how this monkey isn’t chained to a weight pile eh?

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  41. How in the hell did they shave that guy. He either like the feeling or they knocked him out. He would just kicked their ass other wise.

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  42. Thank you, Messrs. Heartiste, for the shout out.

    Shout out rape!

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  43. What the fuck is going on

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