I have a pickup field experiment for you guys. (The M2F transitioning Shitlib Within posing as a 6’2″ Nordic Ubermensch may want to sit this one out).
Buy yourselves one of these hats. On a weekend stroll around town, proudly wear the hat. Smirk like you’re the shit. Because you are.
Strike up chitty chatties with the foxy fauna, just as you would on any day when your scrote swells with the urgency of the hunt.
I predict one of three reactions will occur.
- You’ll get a lot of remotely targeted snarls. No worries, you expect it. Keep smirking like the world is under your thumb.
- Girls will approach you first to ask if you are “for real” or some variant thereof. Keep smirking, but now add some flirting.
- Girls will assume your hat is an alpha jerkboy challenge to their feminine authority (what reader whorefinder calls “the princess syndrome”) and will respond as any self-entitled hottie would to a man challenging the integrity of their comfort bubbles: with hungry lustful eyes and shit tests presaging a near future of bedroom bliss.
Report back to the Chateau with your results. The best field dispatches will get featured on the blog in an honor roll post. A winner will be selected (based on some combination of humor, skill, ballsiness, and F close potential or actualization).
BONUS POINTS to any man who picks up a black girl or squatina girl during this experiment. DOUBLE BONUS POINTS if the girl is a feminist Eskimo.