Another Chick And The Wall

Over at Jizzebel, internet archipelago of misfit romantic rejects, a woman breaks the ogress omertá and bares her shiv-scarred soul for the world to leer at with morbid fascination. In a skin-thin confessional-cum-rationalization wrapped in a transparent gauze of self-protective snark, ur-femcunt Tracy Moore, sporting a testosterone-fueled gargantujaw that would be the envy of any excessively prognathic urban youth, unloads about the reality of women losing their looks, and thus their sexual market options, to the unrelenting tick tocking of father fuckyouupgood.

You will realize that getting older is not only NOT as terrible as you thought, but that it actually it confers untold advantages you couldn’t have even imagined when you were busy running around doing cartwheels staying up all night wearing miniskirts.

Ugly truth time: Old age is a horror show. The mind fogs, the body rots, the sex organs wither, the energy level plummets. And that’s if you’re lucky enough to avoid really shitty decay accelerants like heart disease or cancer. What about these facts of the toll of aging is not terrible? Old people have remarked to me that the only upside to their loss of youth was a growing sense of serenity, aka calm resignation to a total lack of power to do anything about one’s wretched deterioration. Here’s an easy question for platitude pusher Tracy Moore that will highlight the bankruptcy of her feminist feels: How many 80 year old women would instantly and painlessly shave 60 years of aging off their bodies with a snap of the finger if they could? My bet: A lot. About the same number as the number of parents-to-be who would instantly and painlessly cure a gay germ infection that was discovered in mommy’s fetus. (The following ‘heh’ directed at Andrew “Rawmuscleglutes” Sullivan:

Heh.)

Moore continues her psyche triage by quoting an advice seeker from an “Ask Polly” column:

“And so, the prospect of losing [my looks]—and I know I will lose it, everyone does—fills me with such crushing dread. I take care of myself as best I can in terms of a healthy lifestyle and sunscreen, but I know that every day that goes by, I am aging, and ultimately powerless to stop [the aging process]. (I don’t have much faith in the ability of cosmetic procedures to keep my face looking exactly the way it does now, so that “option” is of little comfort). It’s like I’ve been given this precious gift with the stipulation that it will be yanked away from me before my life is even halfway over. I don’t know how to cope with this. I have these horrible moments now in which I see older women around me and feel a visceral sense of disgust and pity—obviously a projection of my own fears.”

The fear of old people is real, because, of course, they aren’t a separate species, but a mirror of our future gnarly selves. This woman is expressing a real fear based on a real understanding about how the world, and the mating market, work, even if her worry borders on obsessively unhealthy. The correct advice to give her is not to impugn her character or chide her for her lack of faith in feminist boilerplate credentialism, but to tell her to stop worrying so much about something she has no control over and to get out and enjoy her boner-inspiring, beta-manipulating youth n beauty while she has it, because it is good. And then perhaps to recognize that, yes, the day will come, sooner rather than later, that her looks will be gone, and she should prepare for this eventuality by limiting her time on the cock carousel and extracting commitment from a worthy man before her carriage turns into a fatass pumpkin. A few tips about age-slowing eating and lifestyle habits wouldn’t hurt, either.

Tracy Moore, as is the wont of members of her subterranean sisterhood, imparts a distinctly uninspired take that vibrates with barely-concealed acknowledgement of biomechanical reality:

Obviously, we could make a lot of assumptions about where this advice-seeker has gone wrong — namely by being too caught up in her own appearance and the joy it brings her and others. But we would do better to remind ourselves of the double-edged sword beauty brings to those who posses it: great rewards, an often over-reliance on its door-opening magical powers to the exclusion of cultivating the self, an expiration date, being taken less seriously, etc.

An “expiration date”! A term so closely aligned with Chateau Heartiste that suspicions are aroused Moore is a secret reader.

Nevertheless, Moore’s laundry list of youthnbeauty downsides are feelgood pablum: There is not only no laboratory evidence that beautiful women don’t “cultivate the self” or that they are “taken less seriously”, there is hardly any real world evidence of these nostrums either. If anything, beautiful women are taken *too* seriously, and get a leg up in just about every aspect of life by obsequious men… until they hit the wall. And since beauty and IQ correlate, there is a better than random chance that a beautiful girl will be a more interesting personality than will be an ugly girl.

Sometimes the Thing You Notice About Aging Is Oddly Comforting

Even when these moments come — I can’t get drunk like I used to; What’s that popping sound in my hip every time I stand up? Must use more moisturizer — rather than feel bad, I actually feel good, good that I am alive and this age and still totally healthy, in spite of how much I wasted my youth, or rather, got wasted while young. Think about it: Your body says fuck you to gravity most days of its existence. Pretty amazing.

It’s only “oddly” comforting because Moore understands, past the confines of her well-manicured ego, that aging is not a comfort show at all. Yes, pretty amazing. You keep telling yourself that Tracy, because those wasted years not finding a beta husband to tenderly stroke your anvil mandible while you still had a semblance of sexual marketability are never coming back. May as well ease the pain with a stirring morning motivational that exults in your achievement of breathing air for another day.

Yes, There’s Regret, But Not Like You Think

Once I remember talking with a friend when we were in our late 20s, and she remarked casually that she wished she’d worn more cute clothes/risqué stuff when she was younger and had a “better body,” and I agreed reflexively, like, yeah, of course, who doesn’t. But then I realized that in order to have done that, I would have had to have been a completely different person. I have never really been the type of person to dress provocatively at any age.

Just like a feminist to wish she had been sluttier when she was younger. Hey Try-Hard, I got news for ya… younger women can wear a friggin potato sack and still look more bangable than a 40 year old in a cocktail dress.

What crazy person would trade that [life experience] for a slightly higher set of boobs?

False choice fallacy. But this is feminist-land, where logical fallacies are coin of the realm.

And if you so happen now be the sort of person who wants to wear a miniskirt, wear a fucking miniskirt and shut the fuck up about it!

This is not recommended for cougars and fatties, or does Moore believe that women should be exempt from feeling bad about any visual appraisals that aren’t sufficiently and simultaneously respectful and lascivious?

The Thing You Really Notice is How Little You Care

Sorry, I know it’s a bumper sticker at this point, but the hands-down, best motherfucking juice that comes from being older is how much better you know yourself, and what’s more, you like this person you’ve gotten to know, even when you accept her worst flaws. This is more liberating than all the fresh-faced ignorant bliss in the world.

You know what else would qualify as “liberating”? Admitting to yourself that you look shittier now than you did ten years ago. And then adjusting your man-sights accordingly.

Trying to appreciate where you are right now is the big triumph of life.

Feminism: The new tard olympics.

Knowing that wherever you are right now is where you are, and looking for the best thing in that, with an eye on how to keep it going toward wherever you want to be, is the point.

Has a sentence more devoid of substance and more burdened with vapid nonsense ever been written by a woman? It reads like a post-modern architectural shoebox of stacking “right now is where is right is now is point is where” clauses.

Your Looks Never Actually Bail

If so, where do they go? In the crawl space at your last apartment? Is there a dumpster in the sky where all the young, beautiful faces go, like some weirder, more mutant version of the movie Face Off? Duh, you always look like you! Because you are you! And you are an evolving thing, a thing that ages!

So Tracy, is the fact that this concluding paragraph of yours contradicts just about every stated and implied premise you made earlier in your article fill you with shame in your chosen career? Jes askin’.

So if you are young and terrified and reading this right now, I say, please, enjoy the shit out of what you’ve got, and spend the rest of your time building an exquisite bridge to the next phase of your life, so that you can enjoy the shit out of that, too. That is the secret to sheer magnetism, no matter how old you are.

Actually, men will be a lot less tolerant of your “sheer magnetism” when you’re old and ugly. But your fat feminist snarky BFFs will continue to lap up your runny shit, so there’s that.

Why else can we not stop drooling over Helen Mirren?

Newsflash: No one is drooling over Helen Mirren but deluded feminists fearing a crash impact with the wall, and their suck-up orbiter manboobs who secretly want to prematurely dribble a tepid spurt of their feeb seed all over your jungle bush.

PS: The following is *not* a valid example of an older woman having sexual market options:

PPS: One of the reasons, maybe the primary reason, why you’re seeing an uptick in these lamentations from aging beauties nowadays is because the loss of religiosity and the concomitant bracing realization of the illimitable lightness of youth and the infinite darkness of post-life encourages a mournful nihilism about one’s happiness beyond serving as a visually appealing cum receptacle. When hope for something more transcendent, whether real or imagined, is gone, the pistons of sex are all that’s left to power the motor.

Another reason for the wailing is the growing childlessness of the marginally-aware class of women. Fear of old age and regret for lost youth have always been with humankind, but never have they felt so acute as now, in our modern, pre-collapse society. Children, along with God, acted as decouplers that placed the sense of self at a safe, if still visible, distance from constant gnawing dread of one’s mortality. Being responsible for a child, and living through that child’s life, provides, I imagine, and especially provides for women, a distraction if not a redemption from sexual invisibility and the uglification of aging. But when you are a single and the city feminist tankgrrl with mimosas for blood, sexual invisibility is akin to an exorcism of your soul. You are shattered, empty, a nothing with nothing but regret to rapidly fill in your osteoporosing id.





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  1. lzozlozlz ahahahaha lzozlozlzlzl literally laugh out loud funny. great read. one of your best posts in a while.

    I am back on match.com and the parade of freshly divorced (their decision) 38 year old way-past-wall delusional single moms would be hilarious if it were not so tragic for society. lzozlozlzozzz calling GBFM

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    • Here perhaps is what GBFM might cite:

      “How well I remember the aged poet Sophocles, when in answer to the question, How does love suit with age, Sophocles, –are you still the man you were? Peace, he replied; most gladly have I escaped the thing of which you speak; I feel as if I had escaped from a mad and furious master. His words have often occurred to my mind since, and they seem as good to me now as at the time when he uttered them. For certainly old age has a great sense of calm and freedom; when the passions relax their hold, then, as Sophocles says, we are freed from the grasp not of one mad master only, but of many. The truth is, Socrates, that these regrets, and also the complaints about relations, are to be attributed to the same cause, which is not old age, but men’s characters and tempers; for he who is of a calm and happy nature will hardly feel the pressure of age, but to him who is of an opposite disposition youth and age are equally a burden.

      Plato, The Republic, Book I

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      • on July 30, 2013 at 5:50 pm Zombie Shane

        I surfed over there to Jezebel – and skimmed through the comments real quickly – and the scary thing is that some of those chicks are pretty darned good writers.

        From which one would conclude that they must have reasonably high-IQs.

        Yet still no children.

        God have mercy on us for what we have allowed the Frankfurt School to do to our civilization.

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      • I share your sentiments. Otherwise intelligent females have traded their birthright for a mess of equalism.

        But, it’s not just the Frankfurt School. Remember: The Cathedral is a virulent splice of International Marxism and Domestic Yankee Puritanism. They’ve dropped God, but the witch-burnings, the crusades against heresy, the state-sponsored violence against the heathen– hell, even the Ivy League Institutions leading the ideological vanguard have been with us since the founding of the Massachusetts Colony.

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      • Excellent comment, Wednesday. That’s the sorry situation in a nutshell.

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      • Yes. How could they get so many fairly smart women (very few women are really really smart) to commit genetic suicide?

        The oppression and pressure for conformity is by far the strongest on the women. If they act like bitches, some men will ignore them — who may be the ones they should have been marrying. If they act feminine they will bring down the very obvious and insistent wrath of their sisters, whose bitchiness will be beyond even what they do to us. And the woman will have no defense; as far as I know there’s no female “game” to counter aggressive feminism from the Sisterhood.

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    • Or, since he’s on quite the Gospel spree lately, he might cite this:

      When one of the Pharisees invited Jesus to have butthetx with him, he went to the Pharisee’s house and reclined at the table. A desouled woman in that town who lived a sinful life learned that Jesus was eating at the Pharisee’s house, so she came there with an alabaster jar of perfume and a sore anuth. As she stood behind him at his feet weeping, she began to wet his feet with her tears. Then she wiped them with her hair, kissed them and poured perfume on them.

      The PUAs standing outside the window screamed for Jesus to butthext her one more time for good measure.

      When the Pharisee who had invited him saw this, he said to himself, “If this man were a prophet, he would know who is touching him and what kind of woman she is—that she is a sinner.”

      Jesus answered him, “Simon, I have something to tell you.”

      “Tell me, teacher,” he said.

      “A man and a woman owed money to Ben Bernanke. One owed him five hundred denarii, and the other fifty. Neither of them had the money to pay him back, so he forgave the debts of both. Now which of them will love him more?”

      Simon replied, “I suppose the woman, since she will be rewarded with beta male provisions, piles of Caesar’s tin coins, and a biker drummer boyfriend. The man will have to work all his life to pay for her dates and his children to be molested with drumsticks, or be cast into outter darkness.”

      “You have judged correctly,” Jesus said.

      Then he turned toward the woman and said to Simon, “Do you see this woman? I came into your house. You did not give me any water for my feet, but she wet my feet with her tears and wiped them with her hair. You did not give me a kiss, but this woman, from the time I entered, has not stopped kissing my feet. You did not put oil on my head, but she has poured perfume on my feet. I did not get an erection, or even think of anything but her eternal soul that was stolen by Bernanke. Therefore, I tell you, her many sins have been forgiven—as her great love has shown. But whoever has been forgiven little loves little.”

      Then Jesus said to her, “Your sins are forgiven.”

      The PUAs in the window wept and gnashed their teeth because Jesus didn’t give her lotsa cockas and let her into his Kingdom.

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      • Needs more lzzolozozozlozololozz

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      • That was the Mass reading just a few weeks back !

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      • I wonder where Bernanke keeps all them souls. Perhaps he has a Scrooge McDuck like money bin.

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      • on July 30, 2013 at 5:56 pm Zombie Shane

        I think the NSA must have built a machine for the Fed, kinda like that contraption which the Necromongers used towards the end of The Chronicles of Riddick, only this thing chews up chicks’ souls, reconstitutes them, and then spits them back out, re-incarnated, as Fiat Electrons.

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      • “Mmm.–I think there’s something SEXY about Scrooge McDuck!”

        –Whit Stillman’s “The Last Days of Disco”

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      • There’s an antenna on the moon that receives the souls. That’s why nasa went to the moon, they had to adjust reception, the excess souls were piling up that’s where all the baby boomers came from.

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      • on July 30, 2013 at 6:14 pm electricangel

        Not quite GBFMian, but I actually prefer it.

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    • It is truly appalling to witness women who have not a attractive bone in their body to over rate themselves. Men age so much better than women. I am 38, sport a rock hard six pack, and regularly chat females in their mid twenties. I don’t say that to brag or boast, but only to illustrate the inherent differences between the sexes as it concerns aging. Chicks who are in their mid to late thirties are simply no longer attractive.

      To be honest, I find it exhilarating to ignore older women (35 and above) when they try to strike up a conversation with me at the gym. In fact when one approaches me (and they quite often do) I often let them see me look past them at a twenty something who happens to be in the area.

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      • At forty, I’d say I get more young puss now than I did when I was twenty five.
        It is possible, though rare, for a woman to keep some of her looks into her middle age. If she works out like a demon, doesn’t eat a lot of sugary crap, and isn’t a slut, she can be doable at forty five.
        Most, however, develop disgusting guts, loose, smelly pussies, drooping tits, wrinkles, warts, lumps, bumps, and horrid hairy patches of skank where there was once beauty.
        Too bad so sad.

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      • It is one of the most wonderful paradoxes and great feelings of revenge the universe have gifted us with. The wonderful up-tick in market value for men in middle age vs. the absolute as CH puts it “sexual invisibility” for the female who squandered her best years. I’m riding this same wave with ya and quite enjoying it.

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  2. perhaps cinderella has a wall-hitting analogy built in to it.

    where the clock striking midnight is the calendar hitting 30.

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    • In that case, Prince Charming is a beta.

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      • Of course. He had a foot fetish.

        It is said that the lower on the body a man’s fetish focus is, the more submissive he is.

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      • I knew there was a reason I liked hair.

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      • Hats for me. Every time.

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      • It may not be an exact science, but I haven’t seen a case where this was untrue yet. Most very dominant men sexualize parts of the body they’re likely to see or hold or have their penis touching or ejaculating on from a superior position.

        The hair is grabbed often…grazes the inner thighs during oral sex…may need to be moved or brushed out of the way, especially if the woman is bound…

        Makes sense.

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      • Most very dominant men sexualize parts of the body they’re likely to see or hold or have their penis touching or ejaculating on from a superior position.

        Her hair, neck, tits, and from the waist to the thighs… yup.

        Her ass, not so much — although I certainly appreciate it, I don’t sexualize it as much.

        Personally, I never could fathom foot fetishists.

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      • I like to slap dat ass during doggy, but hair pullin’s where it’s at.

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  3. on July 30, 2013 at 2:43 pm logicwontgetmelaid

    I mentioned getting older to a girl I was dating a while ago, and she VERY quickly said “you’re only as old as you feel”, which didn’t even make sense in the course of the conversation. It’s like there was a separate hamster devoted only to deflecting thoughts of the wall from reaching her frontal lobe.

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  4. my god this jizzibel cunt is horrid

    “….stop pretending that they are.

    Take this “marry young” lady who is making the Internet rounds. Message: She married young! And so should you. More specifically, Julia Shaw married at 23, an age when I believe I was literally doing bong hits before original-run Melrose Place came on. Shaw met husband David in college and angels burst through the clouds, so they entered post-haste into the Maturity-Commitment Generator. (Princeton Mom would be so proud!) And since it worked out so well for Julia Shaw, she wonders….”

    That’s not something to brag about, retard.

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  5. My ex GF told me that if one does a cartwheel every day of her life, there will never be a day in her life when she didn’t do a cartwheel. True story.

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  6. sad that all that work went into conjuring a dream of older attractiveness far less convincing than the completely alien perspective in ‘stranger in a strange land’, written by a man as sci-fi. nothing she says matches with anything a man really thinks, and then the helen mirren stuff. although entertaining, it’s pretty depressing to hear the lists of women other women find ‘amazing’.

    on the other hand, from her perspective, i guess do whatever it takes to make yourself happy. her feminist mindset isn’t going to suddenly go rational.

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  7. on July 30, 2013 at 2:57 pm the latent sadist

    Jesus christ this was depressing.

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  8. As someone who is at least double the age of the average Heartiste reader, allow me rise up in at least partial defense of the sad lady of whom you speak, and add a few rebuttals to what you say. Example:

    “younger women can wear a friggin potato sack and still look more bangable than a 40 year old in a cocktail dress”… errr, no. Clearly, you haven’t seen the average younger woman these days: overweight, bad attitude, not very bright, over-sensitive and possessed of a massive sense of self-entitlement. [Full disclosure: I’m an old-fart college student; I see these creatures every day of the week.] Simple youth does not confer attractiveness; rather, a 40-year-old woman in a cocktail dress who has looked after herself and has at least a semblance of self-confidence is FAR more attractive than a pimply, self-obsessed tartlet in grrrrl power/hipster clothing. Only a callow youth would find the latter attractive, even when (chances are) she’s had more pricks than a pin cushion. Young girls? Pshaw. You’re welcome to them.

    I do agree with you on the major self-denial which Ms. Moore exhibits in spades, incidentally, but I’ve found middle-age to be quite pleasant for a man, and nothing to be afraid of. For a start, chick-bullshit has absolutely no effect on me, and very rarely is a fuck given at any female outburst of outrage, hurt or whatever. Secondly, getting laid is actually easier, because desperate women in their mid-to-late thirties (who are better-looking than late-fifties women) are easier to notch than twenteeners. Finally, obsession with youthful women is overrated and silly — kinda like obsessing over posters of supermodels pasted on teenage guys’ walls. Please.

    CH, I urge you to save this post somewhere, and look at it again when you turn 50. I bet you’ll agree with me then. Incidentally, my “number” is well over 50, spanning nearly four decades, over half of which has been spent in (relative) monogamy due to the occasional marital condition, so I’m not exactly a beta herb who’s struggled to reach high single figures.

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    • Clearly, you haven’t seen the average younger woman these days: overweight, bad attitude, not very bright, over-sensitive and possessed of a massive sense of self-entitlement. [Full disclosure: I’m an old-fart college student; I see these creatures every day of the week.] Simple youth does not confer attractiveness; rather, a 40-year-old woman in a cocktail dress who has looked after herself and has at least a semblance of self-confidence is FAR more attractive than a pimply, self-obsessed tartlet in grrrrl power/hipster clothing. Only a callow youth would find the latter attractive, even when (chances are) she’s had more pricks than a pin cushion. Young girls? Pshaw. You’re welcome to them.

      This is like when I mention men are stronger than women and someone points out that one chick is stronger than one man. It’s an overlapping curve. Don’t compare the attractive 40 y/o (and they’re rare) to the frumpy 20 y/o (agreed they aren’t as rare as they should be) but compare the equivalent spot in the SMP for their age. A 20 y/o 6-7 (for her age) blows away a 40 y/o 8-9 (for her age).

      Think this graph. Absolute attractiveness on the bottom. 20 y/o’s on the right. 40 y/o’s on the left. The peak for both would be 5’s in their age group.

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      • “A 20 y/o 6-7 (for her age) blows away a 40 y/o 8-9 (for her age).”

        I repeat: nowadays, the average 20 y/o 6-7 is a dog. (Just compare 20 y/o today to the 20 y/o of — say — the late 1960s, and keep the barf bag handy.) My example of the average youngin is spot on: they’re dogs. Yes, maybe it’s an unfair comparison of a 20 y/o dog to a cute 40 y/o who’s looked after herself, but my whole point was that youth, per se, isn’t everything. In fact, it isn’t even attractive nowadays given that 20 y/os are whiny self-obsessed entitlement addicts who’ve had more cocks than a KFC restaurant.

        Or maybe it’s just my age. Most of the newschicks on Fox News are 40 y/o 8-9. Think the average 20 y/o 6-7 can compete with them?

        Ah don’ theenk so, Señor.

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      • I thought you had a good point in your first post Kim but now it’s just looking like you are a bitter jaded old man who is surrounded by nubile co-eds and you can’t pull any.

        Calling 20 year old girls dogs is the best comeback you have? Really? And the 40 year olds who still give you a chance WEREN’T dogs when they were younger?

        pls respond

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      • Delusion is the most durable drug.

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      • Benjamin Franklin, Advice to a Young Man on the Choice of a Mistress
        June 25, 1745

        My dear Friend,

        I know of no Medicine fit to diminish the violent natural Inclinations you mention; and if I did, I think I should not communicate it to you. Marriage is the proper Remedy. It is the most natural State of Man, and therefore the State in which you are most likely to find solid Happiness. Your Reasons against entering into it at present, appear to me not well-founded. The circumstantial Advantages you have in View by postponing it, are not only uncertain, but they are small in comparison with that of the Thing itself, the being married and settled. It is the Man and Woman united that make the compleat human Being. Separate, she wants his Force of Body and Strength of Reason; he, her Softness, Sensibility and acute Discernment. Together they are more likely to succeed in the World. A single Man has not nearly the Value he would have in that State of Union. He is an incomplete Animal. He resembles the odd Half of a Pair of Scissars. If you get a prudent healthy Wife, your Industry in your Profession, with her good Economy, will be a Fortune sufficient.

        But if you will not take this Counsel, and persist in thinking a Commerce with the Sex inevitable, then I repeat my former Advice, that in all your Amours you should prefer old Women to young ones. You call this a Paradox, and demand my Reasons. They are these:

        1. Because as they have more Knowledge of the World and their Minds are better stor’d with Observations, their Conversation is more improving and more lastingly agreable.

        2. Because when Women cease to be handsome, they study to be good. To maintain their Influence over Men, they supply the Diminution of Beauty by an Augmentation of Utility. They learn to do a 1000 Services small and great, and are the most tender and useful of all Friends when you are sick. Thus they continue amiable. And hence there is hardly such a thing to be found as an old Woman who is not a good Woman.

        3. Because there is no hazard of Children, which irregularly produc’d may be attended with much Inconvenience.

        4. Because thro’ more Experience, they are more prudent and discreet in conducting an Intrigue to prevent Suspicion. The Commerce with them is therefore safer with regard to your Reputation. And with regard to theirs, if the Affair should happen to be known, considerate People might be rather inclin’d to excuse an old Woman who would kindly take care of a young Man, form his Manners by her good Counsels, and prevent his ruining his Health and Fortune among mercenary Prostitutes.

        5. Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding2 only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.

        6. Because the Sin is less. The debauching a Virgin may be her Ruin, and make her for Life unhappy.

        7. Because the Compunction is less. The having made a young Girl miserable may give you frequent bitter Reflections; none of which can attend the making an old Woman happy.

        8thly and Lastly They are so grateful!!

        Thus much for my Paradox. But still I advise you to marry directly; being sincerely Your affectionate Friend.

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      • He was talking about the average 20-something, not the ugliest, I went to college in the ’90s, manage women who went to college in the ’00s and guest-lecture to college students in the ’10s.

        I’ll admit that I would take the average 18 year-old over the average 38 year old. But, sweet-jesus, Today’s average 18 year-old is a distracted, ball-busting cow compared to the 18-year old of 1993.

        If you squint hard enough, the 38-year old because 3x better than the 18 year old.

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      • I depends on where you are, I think. Flyover country has hotter white women because they have to try harder. Coastal white women can get away with being lazier in their 20s because all the brown hordes artificially inflate their market value. Where I went to college in the late ’00’s, even the chicks cursed with poorer genetics put a lot of effort into their appearances, and it showed. Sure there was the odd cow and self-hating femizi, but by and large 70-80% of the 18-23 y.o.’s were very fuckable. Even most of the few black chicks were skinny and cute. Only exceptions were beaner women, by 18 most have a pot belly. But there were few, so they didn’t skew the market.

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    • on July 30, 2013 at 3:27 pm lepillrouge

      Mr. Du Toit, I am near you in age, and by and large agree with you. But you’ll remember, fit 40-year-old gals with legs to wear cocktail dresses are absolutely the exception, not the rule. Most women at that 4-decade mark only emerge once or twice per week from their cat-urine infested hog caves, then only to visit the big box store and buy pre-fab “meals” using a combination of their government salaries; food stamps, and whatever some beta schlub is forced to pay for her and her spawn.

      For every fading beauty with a boudoir full of silk, there are dozens of 20-somethings on campus who are eminently bangable for the moment.

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      • This is true. In my town there are plenty of 40-year-olds with amazing bodies and smooth faces (I usually see them in my yoga classes) and plenty of fat, sloppy 20-year-old college girls with muffin tops and beer bellies. HOWEVER, if you go to a neutral zone like a grocery store and compare, the average 40-year-old is much more likely to be a fat wrinkled cat hair-encrusted mess and make even the chubby younger women look better by comparison.

        It’s not really fair to compare the top quartile of older women to the bottom quartile of younger women when averaging them out would tell a far different story. At the very least, younger women haven’t had 20 years of smoking, drinking, cock riding and eating processed garbage pile up on their faces and bodies yet.

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      • It’s not really fair to compare the top quartile of older women to the bottom quartile of younger women when averaging them out would tell a far different story. At the very least, younger women haven’t had 20 years of smoking, drinking, cock riding and eating processed garbage pile up on their faces and bodies yet.

        I’m glad someone gets it. But try telling that to “you can’t geeennneralize” NA(X)ALT leftoids who seem to be incapable of understanding basic statistics or probability.

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      • In a normally functioning sexual market — that is, one not skewed by the modern obesity epidemic that likely has no historical parallel — the average slender 40 year old woman would not be able to compete with the average slender 20 year old woman. The ravages of time will exact their toll on everyone more or less equally, and even women who age well will still have looked better as their younger selves. But obesity and its spin-offs like garden variety chubbiness introduce a blubbery layer of complexity to the sexual market, resulting in strange imbalances such as the phenomenon of a slender 40 year old woman being more desirable to more men than an obese 20 year old woman.

        Nevertheless, the fact remains that the ideal for women is to be young, and to be thin. The closer a woman is to that sexual ideal, the more options she will have in the SMP.

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      • Yes, but you also have to keep in mind that you wouldn’t find many slender 40-year-olds in a normally functioning sexual marketplace to begin with. They’d all be married with kids, and their only pressure would be to remain (relatively) slim and attractive for their husbands – not to compete with 20-year-olds for male attention in the mass sexual marketplace. Obesity, single motherhood and no-fault divorce are putting pressure on both ends, creating less options for men and less satisfaction for women (despite feminist cries to the contrary, I’d argue no woman is truly happy being obese OR a cougar.)

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    • on July 30, 2013 at 4:07 pm Hugh G. Rection

      An 8 at 20 may become a 6 at 40. Which means she doesn’t stack up to the 20 year old 8. That’s the point. That she gives you less shit and easier access is just a function of her decreasing SMV.

      I usually don’t ask women for their age, unless they look like jailbait.

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    • You forgot the man jaws these young girls are sporting. I honestly envy some of them and curse my boyish chin.

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    • I guess the birds here at ASU haven’t heard that song before, as they sure aren’t singing it.

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  9. Posts like this make me feel so sad and also afraid that I will never have what I really want … but still, I don’t feel like I’d want to date anyone right now.. But your advice to go out and enjoy the ”boner-inspiring” youth is generally a very good idea.

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    • “For let me tell you, Socrates, that when a man thinks himself to be near death, fears and cares enter into his mind which he never had before; the tales of a world below and the punishment which is exacted there of deeds done here were once a laughing matter to him, but now he is tormented with the thought that they may be true: either from the weakness of age, or because he is now drawing nearer to that other place, he has a clearer view of these things; suspicions and alarms crowd thickly upon him, and he begins to reflect and consider what wrongs he has done to others. And when he finds that the sum of his transgressions is great he will many a time like a child start up in his sleep for fear, and he is filled with dark forebodings. But not so for women. They go to their grave having never figured any of this out.

      Bolded mine, lolzlzlolzolz

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    • Can someone please restrict her to posting one comment per week?

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    • its ok because you don;t know what you want

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      • Yes, I know what I want.. be happily in love with a man of my dreams 🙂

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      • Maya, honey, you will not find that on the internet. Maybe Kate did, but she was way better at this game than you from the very beginning. Get away from the computer, put some makeup and a pretty dress on, and go for a walk. Feel the sun on your face and smile at everyone you see. That alone will get you a lot closer to your dream (or at least put you in a better mood) than begging for scraps of attention from men on the internet who see you as a mildly amusing curiosity at best.

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    • on July 30, 2013 at 8:32 pm depressed_danny

      Maya, are you hot? Are you passable? Are you young?

      If so, why aren’t you out there trying to get what you want? Who’s stopping you? If you want prince charming, accentuate your beauty and youth, learn how to be a feminine woman and go for it – realizing that he’ll have his flaws too, no matter how perfect he may seem. Married life may seem dull for you young wimminz, but if the alternative of being a lonely 30+ something with only cats for company and no one calling isn’t enough to scare you into being realistic, who cares. Do women seriously not get it yet? Are the thousands of blogs and articles bemoaning how awful and empty the Sex and the City attitude is after 24 not enough?

      If you just want to bang and drink your way through your youth, well hey, feel free to do that too, just realize that the party ends for women, and it ends sooner rather then later. We’re not complaining; it’s a ONS for us, we don’t have to settle down and pick up the pieces. When it comes to sex filled, drug fuelled youth and happily ever afters, men have a shot at having it all. Women don’t. That’s how the world works, and nothing is going to change it.

      As a great man once said; “Get busy living, or enjyo yer sore buttholez n catz LZOZOZOZOZOZOZOZOZOZ”

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      • No, I’m neither passable nor young. But I guess commenting on CH won’t change that. I decided to stop commenting here but sometimes I still can’t resist it …

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      • Not to be a dick (well OK yes) but that advice (if she’s a 7 tops) is as good as telling betas “be more attractive” as advice on how to bag a 10. Maya will never have what she wants because I’m positive like most women she can’t love, care or jus have the tingles for any guy under a 9 on both a looks and social scale.
        That’s the plight of the modern female and because the damage is done in their formative years even when they themselves want to jump off the train they can’t: it’s like a hypergamous gordian knot. No matter how much they understand they’re fucking themselves over they will never let go of the benefits of sexual hyperinflation of the vagoos.

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      • on July 31, 2013 at 2:43 pm Hugh G. Rection

        She’s batshit crazy. Better keep her away from men.

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    • If you don’t feel like dating…then you won’t ever have what you really want.

      Your focus should be on having men meet you…and not cluttering up this place.

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    • nah, why step out of the house to socialize?

      with all of your trolling of manosphere blogs, eventually you must meet that 60-year old man of your dreams.

      it worked for kate.

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      • LOL, you’re right. After Kate’s example, I expect all the single manosphere chicks to go into full predator mode. How else to land a man AND become an internet celebrity in one fell swoop? Watch out fellas!

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      • This made me smile. Thanks.

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  10. “I have these horrible moments now in which I see older women around me and feel a visceral sense of disgust and pity—obviously a projection of my own fears.”

    The real news is that a looney-left liberal admitted to being susceptible to projection. Typically that’s something that’s below them, a failure that only lesser minds are subject to. Of course, it happens all the time – look how often they shriek when nothing is ado.

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  11. “If your biggest fear is getting older, the best thing that can happen to you is getting older. That’s right!”

    Wow. Right out of the gate. Pure hamster in the first sentence.

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  12. “I have these horrible moments now in which I see older women around me and feel a visceral sense of disgust and pity—obviously a projection of my own fears.”

    Here in the UK, the BBC have been running a couple of historical documentaries presented by, er, mature ladies to camera. The subject matter is fascinating and there is no doubt that these women are intelligent and know their subject inside out, but all the time at the back of my mind, I am thinking, I wish they’d put a stupid ugly man on instead.

    Much of the problem may be, that an older face is a dead giveaway that ‘work’ has been done in the not too distant past, and as the face ages, it simply looks like she has done three or four rounds with Mike Tyson.

    Girls, STAY AWAY FROM COSMETIC SURGEONS. Unless you have some very serious disfigurement.

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    • on July 30, 2013 at 4:00 pm Libertardian

      Every time a girl with a nice set of B cups goes to Dr. Hackenstuff, God puts 1000 cherubs through the woodchipper, feet first.

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      • on July 30, 2013 at 5:35 pm FuriousFerret

        What guys like fake boobs?

        The only time I have ever seen fake tits is in a strip club. They looked awful. In porn they look awful. I don’t even want to know how they feel.

        Fake tits are a huge turn off. I seriously was kind of repulsed by the strippers. It just seemed freaky to me.

        However there must be guys out there that like bolted on tits because porn stars get them and they make their money off of showing them off. The majority wouldn’t bother if it meant hurting sales.

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      • I’m a B cup man myself, but yeah there’s definitely a lot of guys that like the fake tit look out there: http://www.reddit.com/r/boltedontits/

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      • on July 31, 2013 at 12:35 am Libertardian

        They feel like big bags of sand.

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      • it’s because fake tiggs look good while she’s wearing clothes that show cleavage.

        It’s attention they want and to them attention is power.

        These women could care less that the men who fuck them don’t actually like em when they see them completely uncovered…..

        …the validation of hundreds of men checking them tiggs out means worlds more to a young woman than the validation of one man who loves her.

        Men are too thirsty these days. there is a way to check out women where it’s not completely obvious. Young women are masters at it. The movie Role Models went over this in detail, but most men don’t have a role model to teach them HOW to check out women.

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  13. I’d add a category of women I’ve noticed over the years. The creatives – artists, sculptors, painters, et al. There seems to be something within these women childless or not; religious or not; I think it is a respect and/or a pursuit of beauty that drives these gals – and it is reflected in their personae and their looks.

    It is the equivalent of a man’s mission being his mission. Passion.

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    • Most artist women are hugely liberal or progressive or communist or all three and we can just call them feminist. You have to filter hard to find one that is a pleasure to be around.

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  14. My grandfather thinks Helen Mirren is hot. And to him, she is! Personally, I think Helen Mirren looks incredibly good *for her age*, which is an important qualifier. Do I think a 30 year old guy will be attracted to Helen Mirren? No way.

    I could have written that letter… getting older scares me, too. I can see why you’d ridicule older women who, by trying to stay as attractive as possible, think they can land men many years their junior. But if they’re realistic about their prospects and are working hard to keep themselves up, what’s with all the hate?

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    • Because of how capriciously cruel they were to us before we had the statusmoney to make them feel impoooooooortant.

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    • Good question Amy. The answer is, because women are naturally extremely picky between the ages of 16 and 21 (25 in western countries), they have to understand that this power really is temporary.

      It’s for their own good. They need to be told that men really will have more power than same age women later on.

      Western women need to start thinking of the wall approaching by 21, not 25 or 30. That will get them to think more about marrying by age 21, which is more what nature intended and what is needed to reproduce at the replacement rate.

      Men actually hate nature for making the women they love look less attractive.

      But there is a feeling of schadenfreude among men that the women who rejected them when they, the women, were 19 quickly lost their power to hurt men that way.

      Women don’t really get the chance to feel schadenfreude for men who pumped them and dumped them many years ago. Often they will see that a man’s looks improved since he did that.

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      • Ah, okay. But I don’t look at someone like Helen Mirren and think “wow, she looks hot… I’m going to party until 60 and then get married because guys will still be falling all over me!!” I just think hey, she looks good for her age.

        I agree men have more power than same age women later in life… IF the guy stays in decent shape and/or has money. A guy who’s an (age-adjusted) 8 at 45 won’t settle for a woman who’s an age-adjusted 8 at 40. But a 5 at 45 will date her.

        As with most dating issues, it comes down to whether you have realistic expectations. Most women price themselves out of the market.

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      • What do you mean by ”most women price themselves out of the market”?

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      • Maya– I mean they are unrealistic about their dating options and overrate (“overprice”) themselves. For example, a woman may want a man who’s a 10 on a scale of 1-10, when she herself is only a 6. Obviously the 10 men are not going to be interested in 6 women, but because she won’t settle for anything less, she stays single. She’s priced herself too high… there’s no “market” for her.

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      • Maya is unhinged by her strict adherence to her unrealistic standards and by her self-imposed celibacy. Her bitterness at men is beginning to consume her. Now, because I have a soft spot for her and wish to see her find the love that the part of her idealistic heart so desperately craves, I will give her a piece of advice here that is the best advice I could give, and that if she were to follow it would bring her closer than she’s ever been to realizing her dream:

        Get off the internet, Maya, and take a few weeks to breathe in the air and clear your mind. Then go out into the world and interact with people. Never read another word of this blog, or any blog for that matter. Or anything on the internet, period. Go innocent into the outdoors and talk to men who are at work and at play doing normal things that normal people do. Speak not a word of your internet-addicted past. Instead, speak to them in the moment, relish their smiles, their opinions on mundane matters, and their expressions of joy and sorrow and whimsy and contentment and passion. Think about them and stop thinking about yourself and, given enough time, you will meet someone. He won’t be perfect. He won’t be your 463 bullet point ideal. But by then, you won’t care that he isn’t.

        You can thank me later for this advice.

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      • Hearts, thanks for this comment.. I was crying for three minutes after reading it. You are very right that I should go off the internet .. even though.. you don’t understand me.. (but this is not your fault)
        I’ll take your advice now .. Bye*

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      • Maya, listen to that advice. And I don’t know you or your history, but here are some basic male-attraction tips that are pretty universal:

        1. Hit the gym and lose any excess weight
        2. Drink a lot of water daily to keep your skin clear
        3. If your hair is short, grow it out
        4. Smile more… look happy and positive
        5. Wear above-knee skirts and heels
        6. Wear a little makeup

        Doing these things will help regardless of your age.

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      • @Amy: Thanks for your comment and advice 🙂

        @CH: One last thought.. (I packed my baggage already and took the dirty sheets to the Chateau laundry room and I’m now prepared to leave).. You say things like ”He won’t be perfect” and I still don’t understand you. I believe that when you meet the right man for yourself and fall in love with him, then he IS perfect. For YOU. Once you fall head over heels in love with him, you are then able to love him the way he is and even more because of his flaws. That’s what I believe.. and probably it is the same with girls. You also can’t fall out of love or stop loving her once you truly fell in love with her and she with you.

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      • Maya… the point is, you will meet a man who maybe won’t be perfect “on paper”. Maybe he doesn’t meet all that “perfect man” criteria our culture teaches us we should want, and are entitled to. But you’re right… it doesn’t matter. That’s CH’s point. Girls are sold this Disney-Princess idea that we have to hold out for Mr. Super Perfect, when the reality is, we’re not so perfect ourselves. And who the hell wants to live with Mr. Perfect anyway? It would be exhausting trying to keep up. And it’s the flaws and contradictions that make people interesting.

        Just go out in the world and meet people, interact with them, live and laugh with them. You will find someone you enjoy being with, someone who you want to experience new, fun, interesting things with. If you’re happy with him, don’t examine or judge him too closely. Just get close and love him. Life is short and no one gets it exactly right. Just grab your happiness where you can.

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    • Would your grandfather rather bang Helen Mirren or a 22 year old girl?

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      • Well, he’s 75 with a heart condition. I think he’d pick Helen for safety reasons. Lol

        Of course a 22 year old is hotter than Helen Mirren. But he’ll never get a 22 year old. Does that preclude him from thinking anyone else is attractive? I mean, I think Channing Tatum is a 13 on a scale of 1 to 10, but the likelihood of me dating him is, um, pretty slim. Does that mean I don’t find lower-scale guys hot enough to date? Of course not.

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  15. On the other hand, 30 is a great age for men, marked by a bigger bank account, defined jaw line, more applicable life experience, and a better golf handicap. Takes a while to develop your short game.

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  16. The wall is a lie. Two enlightened women said so in the comment section of this stupid article. 78 year old women are still getting a ton of hot young tail, dontcha know!

    http://dailycaller.com/2013/07/25/what-ever-happened-to-the-home-improvement-brothers/

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  17. On women in general: “Once they hit thirty, it’s like someone turns off a light.”
    – Roger Sterling

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  18. Also, why the fuck are we obliged to see Chris McKendry (aka the Crypt Keeper) when chicks like Heidi Watney are available?

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  19. Men on the other hand should love our wall.

    It keeps us going because without our wall we turn soft, scared, and obsolete.

    It is what separates us from the girls.

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    • It’s not nearly as bad for men. There’s always enough opiates in the world for you to tell it to fuck off for good.

      You can fuck hookers and Filipinas until you’re, say, 65; then whenever the doc tells you the infrastructure is really hosed and you’re going to be chronically ill for the rest of the carnival, you go for a long, long ride out to the stars after the planet disintegrates.

      Like in Starship troopers there the Sarge figure asks something like “Come on you pukes, you want to live forever?”

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  20. I don’t see why so many of them are so depressed.

    If any of you are familiar with the amateur swinger video world, you’ll notice that 99.9% of the ugly 35+ white women are getting railed by big dicked negroids.

    Black men will fuck absolutely anything. These lonely cat owners can just contact these men on their websites and they’ll fuck them silly and romantically until their eyes fall out of their heads.

    That’s why black men have huge dicks. To fuck fat ugly old white women. And all ugly women in general. And all women. They really will fuck absolutely anyone.

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  21. This photo is alpha as fuck: http://www.newsobserver.com/static/content/images/MCCRORY-COOKIES-01.jpg

    Context: North Carolina governor signs into law pro-life legislation, then goes outside to hand a plate of cookies to pro-choice protesters.

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    • Every single person in that photo looks awkward as fuck. It’s a thing of beauty.

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    • Holy shit, look at the Adams Apple on that tranny in the foreground.

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      • on July 31, 2013 at 1:13 am Zombie Shane

        The trannie is definitely a j*wess.

        Or at least a j*w who found a urologist to lop off his dick and put him on massive doses of progesterone and estrogen.

        To me, the other really interesting thing about the photo is the blond pudgy Highway Patrol [SBI?] chick, in the background, standing by the iron fence, who must be part of the gubner’s security detail?

        Bitch is open-carrying a nice little piece attached to her belt on her right hip.

        Chicks with guns give me a total hard-on [even if they’re old and fat].

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      • If I didn’t know better, I’d say Anne Frank was alive and well.

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  22. I predict a rash of suicides among the single Milennials and the Gen X-ers after age 40 or so.

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    • on July 31, 2013 at 7:57 am Zombie Shane

      ^This.

      I’ve been saying the same thing for almost a decade now.

      Once these post-Christian nihilists hit the wall, and realize that there’s simply “no there there” as regards any possible purposefulness of their lives, then the globalist elites just won’t be able to manufacture enough consumeristic trinkets to keep these kids from resisting the overwhelming urge to turn out the lights, close the door, and check out altogether.

      Which, again, is exactly as the Frankfurt School would have it.

      Death of Civilization.

      Death of Life Itself.

      Hell, the Frankfurt School will probably start marketing some pharmacological miracle pill which will ENCOURAGE the kids to check out.

      They’re doing it already with these God-damned SSRIs, which were shoved down the throats of just about every single young man who ever went postal and walked into a school or a movie theater or a college lecture hall and started shooting.

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      • ^This^

        Can you put that in a venn diagram for me?

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      • At which time committing suicide will be legal because the health care infrastructure will be so overwhelmed that checking out will be seen as some kind of relief on the system.

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  23. Women are supposed to hit middle age surrounded by a gaggle of happy children with grandchildren soon to come. It would be a happy time to look back with a loving husband (who despite temptation, wouldn’t leave for the children’s sake). The loving husband would love and adore the mother of his children. Even though age has hit, it is impossible not to hold affection for a woman who has seen so many years with you and shared the experience of raising children.

    For the jezebel ladies, who refused to grow up, the realities of aging will be particularly devastating (so much so that they must be wrapped in layers of rationalization).

    Young mothers (if they marry an older guy), have an easy time of it. They have the energy for kids and drama free pregnancy and childbirth. They can love their husband with sincere romance that hasn’t been squandered on a dozen cads. The happiest women I know met their husband at age 19.

    Advising women to remain single and stuck in a college age promiscuity for decades of arrested development is the worst sort of advice. This leads to the only logical conclusion: women are easy to manipulate by cultural marxists.

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    • on July 31, 2013 at 1:21 am Zombie Shane

      > “This leads to the only logical conclusion: women are easy to manipulate by cultural marxists.”

      Which is precisely how the Frankfurt School had planned it all along.

      Everything is proceeding according to schedule.

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      • “First You Get the Women, Then You’ve Got the Children, So Follow the
        Men” – Adolph Hitler

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    • Marrying a much older man is alright until erectile dysfunction. (It’s erectile dysfunction if you’ve stabilized or improved your looks since marriage, not if you blew up or otherwise let yourself go.)

      In that case, it’s still kind of okay if he is very understanding. Still, you end up out there in the market competing with younger and hotter women for relatively short term or non marital attentions.

      It’s still not as bad though, as trying to start at zero at an age one should have been settled down though. I used to curse my situation until I really thought that through.

      It is not difficult at all to find a decent, compassionate young or older man to give a little sex and companionship to an old lady down on her luck. It would be a whole other set of issues trying to find someone to *start* a life with a woman past her prime.

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      • It’s erectile dysfunction if you’ve been a nag in the marriage.

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      • You mean it’s not erectile dysfunction if the woman is a nag.

        Women should know that anger is one of the top reasons a guy would stop wanting to shag his wife. I don’t know if it is true, but the studies say that this is even more of a boner killer than age and physical changes.

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      • Yes in a study I read the number of middle aged men that no longer wanted sex with their spouses exceeded the number of women in that status. The number one reason was constant critisism and controling behavior. I think this is the actions of the angry woman.

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      • You aren’t a woman…I was addressing this to you and all women.

        You aren’t exempt from this advice.

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      • Ah…well, then you would probably need the backstory.

        My second husband is also my Master.

        I’m generally Dominant, because this is simply how I relate to most men. He is the only man I’ve ever met capable of dominating me. When he aged out, he didn’t lose it totally, just became fetish focused. So I allowed/helped recruit the relief team and was allowed to get the vanilla stuff I needed elsewhere.

        If I would ever think of nagging, I would wear the bit for the day. Nearly 15 years in, I’ve been a good girl that way.

        So aside of social conscience, another reason I support game is that I think it is utterly sad that in my whole life I’ve only met one man capable of being what he is to me. Every woman should know what it is to have a man who she would willingly put her life in his hands to the point of deciding while either bound or shagged senseless or both, that she would be glad to give her life just for his pleasure.

        …and more men should have whispered in their ear, “I belong to you,” without having to verbally ask whose pussy it is.

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    • Yes, I often wonder what’s going to happen to these women later in life. I grew up with them in the same culture of SWPL feminist academia telling me I could have it all and didn’t need a man. Luckily I figured out young that it was all a self-serving lie, got happily married and had kids. Stumbling across this site in my mid-20s opened my eyes even further.

      But I do wonder about my compatriots from college (some of whom I still keep in touch with) as they grow older, work soulless paper-pushing jobs, accumulate more useless degrees, and rack up higher and higher sexual partner counts without ever experiencing true warmth or commitment from anyone. I’m seeing the bitterness set in with some of them already; the hardness and loneliness of being childless and unloved wears down a woman’s soul in manifest ways that are difficult to pinpoint, even if she took that path by choice. And they continue on with the “all men are pigs anyway” rationalizations but they grow more and more hollow and half-hearted with each passing year. I’m guessing the endgame won’t be so pretty to watch.

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    • This. The reason I won’t cheat isn’t because she’s my wife, it’s because she’s the mother of my kids.

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  24. This woman’s post is a tragedy.

    For God’s sake, women are supposed to be wives and mothers YOUNG. Not careerists who waste all their most beautiful time trying to prove they’re as good as men.

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    • For God’s sake, women are supposed to be wives and mothers YOUNG. Not careerists who waste all their most beautiful time trying to prove they’re IDENTICAL TO men.

      EXCUSE THE EDIT, I LIKED YOUR BASIC IDEA.

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  25. Equally-delusional is the post-wall chick in the 2nd part of the original post:

    “Dear Polly,

    I’m in my early 40s; an aspiring writer and graphic designer; have been in a relationship for over ten years with my ‘fiance’; desperately desiring a child and feeling like I’ve run out of time.
    […]
    He’s extremely handsome and well-built. Women swarm him wherever we go (he used to be offered modeling gigs when we were younger). I’m kind of average-looking-okay, and I have put on some weight in the past years. Also I was a blonde when we met, but I’ve gone back to my natural deep brown hair now. Which means he frequently makes —even in public—jokes about me pulling a ‘switcheroo.'”

    http://www.theawl.com/2013/07/ask-polly-im-almost-30-and-im-terrified-of-losing-my-looks

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  26. on July 30, 2013 at 4:41 pm FuriousFerret

    What the fuck is she doing to those cats?

    They are huge. Not only does she have to wallow down the fat aging spinster suck hole she takes her feline friends with her by overfeeding them.

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    • She keeps them indoors in a tiny apartment and feeds them corn solids, HFCS and texurized soy protein because meat is murder; just like she does with men.

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  27. on July 30, 2013 at 4:49 pm meatbowling

    Feminism is no longer a political ideology, it has become self-therapy for western women’s chronic low self-esteem. But real therapy is about accepting what you can’t change, and improving what you can change. Feminism isn’t like that, feminisms self-therapy is about blame and denial, thus never getting to the button of the mental issues these women obviously suffer from.

    Happiness studies have shown that female happiness in the western world is declining in comparison to male happiness, so the equal liberated society obviously wasn’t as wonderful feminism first claimed, and this is exactly why feminism seems to become less political and more therapeutic; political feminism created a monster, and now therapeutic feminism is trying to live with that monster.

    [CH: Four star comment.]

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  28. LOL! I remember that ridiculous article “Why we can’t stop drooling over Helen Mirren?” I thought it was so stupid and out of touch with reality that only delusional old hags could write. Helem Mirren is the epitome of the empowered grrrl feminist type.

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  29. All “Hollywood” couples are, of course, real relationships. The A-List are normal people and proof that there is no wall. No matter what she has written, she is convinced that her young Hugh Jackman will come in a few years. http://livefearless.wordpress.com/2013/07/30/shes-sure-she-will-meet-her-own-hugh/

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  30. on July 30, 2013 at 5:30 pm Libertardian

    Moore, I’ll see your delusion and raise you this:

    http://f2bbs.com/bbs/show_topic/829184

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  31. on July 30, 2013 at 6:04 pm Oswald Spengler

    In the words of apex alpha James Tiberius Kirk…

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  32. Here is some hamster spinning in the comments of the Jizz article:

    Lurkasaurus1

    Also in my fifties. I have a second ass growing under my first one. My eyes are asymmetrical. I’m drooping in places I didn’t think could droop.

    I’m by far the happiest I have ever been. I accept myself and my life so easily now. It’s well worth the changes physically.

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  33. “From birth to age 18, a girl needs good parents, from 18 to 35 she needs good looks, from 35 to 55 she needs a good personality, and from 55 on she needs good cash.” -Sophie Tucker

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  34. I can’t stand visiting that Jizzballs site anymore. Those broads have serious issues.

    I believe the reason women have greater powers of self-delusion is that historically they had little autonomy. Divorce was uncommon and shameful and wasn’t a viable option for most women. Furthermore, the workplace was off limits. A woman had few means of improving the circumstances in her life. To maintain her wellbeing she had to convince herself that she was fortunate to have the life she had.

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    • You have it backwards.

      Historically societies that gave women little autonomy (because they recognized, or stumbled upon an un-articulated understanding) that women had greater powers of self-delusion were societies that out-performed and displaced ones more like our own current mess.

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  35. In all fairness to you younger chaps, when you are in the over-50 brigade, chicks that look like Helen Mirren still does are a rare (very rare) and wonderful gift.

    Just saying.

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    • I am over 50, have a bike, a guitar and know how to use both reasonably well. Teenagers on the street still invite me to pull them.

      Who the hell is Helen Mirren?

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  36. To lose her looks, she had to have them in the first place. I see nothing in that photo that inspires fullmasting.

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  37. glad i am a man, i am 40 and can still date teenaged females. 16 is the legal age of consent in my state.

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  38. This will be of particular interest to my fellow Aussies.

    The reasoning behind this would have to be one of the greatest hamster rationalizations we’ve seen. I heard one media outlet today say this step made sense because less women were getting married. You couldn’t make this stuff up.

    http://www.theage.com.au/business/win-for-women-in-bide-to-hike-super-pay-20130730-2qxa1.html

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    • I read the second sentence of that article as:

      After COLLUSION with the Australian Human Rights Commission, Rice Warner will on Wednesday launch measures to help its female staff retire with bigger nest-eggs – including by paying them an extra 2 per cent superannuation, granting 18 weeks’ parental leave at full pay, and paying full super during parental leave, including unpaid leave, for up to 12 months.

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    • on July 31, 2013 at 12:53 am Libertardian

      The liberal answer to every problem: more stealing.

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      • on July 31, 2013 at 1:29 am Libertardian

        ‘Melissa Fuller, Rice Warner’s deputy chief executive, said it had been welcomed by all staff, including the men.

        ”They are all supportive and understand the aim behind the initiative,” she said.’

        At least, the ones who didn’t want to be fired and brought up on rape charges were supportive. There was one holdout who was babbling about how socialism never works. Silly boy, everyone knows that economics, history, and facts are the tools of patriarchal oppression. Empowerment, feelings and equality are the building blocks of liberty and prosperity.

        ‘The Human Rights Commission has examined the plan and considers it a ”special measure” designed to redress gender inequality, and therefore allowed under the Sex Discrimination Act.’

        Remember, it’s only discrimination/oppression/thoughtcrime when white males do it, and even if they’re not doing it right now, they should be punished for doing it 400 years ago.

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      • Silly boy, everyone knows that economics, history, and facts are the tools of patriarchal oppression.

        First, with the Enlightenment, certain really smart people tried to detach religion from science and looked at pure scientific rationalism as the ideal.

        Now we have postmodernists trying to declare science illegitimate in the same way Enlightenment liberals declared religion illegitimate.

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      • The “Too Big To Fail” Capitalist Kleptocracy is still alive and well.

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    • HOLY SHIT!

      I don’t beleive what I just read. Is this for real? So women save less, so we have to make it up to them?

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      • on July 31, 2013 at 4:03 pm Hugh G. Rection

        Don’t know Australian law, but it seems to be going into some sort of trust fund.

        Ironically, if the man dies earlier, who inherits all his wealth?

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  39. I cracked up at “anvil mandible.”

    The last paragraph is the best one of the piece, however. It perfectly sums up modern-day Western woman; the woman devoted to nothing but herself. The same can be said for most men today, though.

    Life is about living for something bigger than yourself. That’s to say, faith, family, and folk. Far too many people wander through life wondering what they’re missing, when the answer really only requires them to look beyond themselves just a little bit. Living for something bigger than oneself requires one to be held accountable for things, though, and I guess that’s just uncool.

    Fuck modernism.

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  40. My advice to older women? Learn how to suck cock like a porn star. You will still get some then.

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    • Hey, Teacher! Leave them kids alone.

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    • It is easy for most women, no matter how old or ugly you may think they are, to get sex. What is difficult over a certain age, or under a certain bar of looks, or in bad social circumstances, is getting a marriage level commitment.

      The penis doesn’t care about social status, and most backed by high enough testosterone aren’t overly picky about looks within a reasonable range. Marriage and commitment though, are social contracts and arrangements in which to raise children, and this is where some things become more important than the power to inspire an erection.

      Before anyone jumps on this, I am not saying that 70+ grannies or even 50+ women have every guy trying to give them some. I’m saying that the homely girl sitting alone eating ice cream except by her own choice, is a myth that needs to die.

      It needs to die because it is part of the pedestal, and can make men overly vulnerable to the potential whorishness of average looking women, or above average looking women playing shy.

      It makes me cringe whenever I hear a guy say, “She’s so cute/pretty/beautiful but she doesn’t know it…”

      She knows. We all know because of the frequency and type of offers of dick we get thrown at us every time we walk out the door. We know exactly how we look and what kind of prospects we have.

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  41. on July 30, 2013 at 8:11 pm lateniteBBQwithsauce

    You know this cunt reads this blog. You know she’s going to milk this for a whole heap of drama in a semi social setting and later in private ranging through all of her emotions. She’ll even break out the sugaro at some stage.

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  42. on July 30, 2013 at 8:17 pm depressed_danny

    I love that this realization is finally hitting home on these women; there’s no better feeling in life then seeing comeuppance happen to terrible people. Hopefully (for society, not PUAs sake) the younger generation of girls see how terrible these women’s lives are after 25 and adjust their attitudes and lifestyles accordingly – making these x, y and millennial women solely the lost generations they already are. Kind of doubt it, but whatever – us young men will have fun whether we recover or decline. Us men actually get to enjoy the ride.

    Only crappy thing is is that if the next generation of women become stable and relationship minded I’m already in my mid twenties, so I’ll have to compete with the younger and older guys for the fresh women, since no men except desperate seniors (*COUGH* MINTER *COUGH*) are going to be taking these narcissistic, emotionally damaged prizes home.

    Aw well, just means I have to tighten my game.

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    • They’re getting a couple of messages already. A group of uppermiddleclass 27-year olds I was hanging with are terrified of the wall and avoiding carbs. They can see though the hamster hypnosis in the 40-sumthings.

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  43. off topic, male porn actors are gamma as fuck.

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  44. A lot of people laugh at these posts but they just make me sad. It’s a tragic thing for a woman to lose her beauty — whatever bit of it she had — through age.

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  45. To paraphrase a quote from the book;
    The Lucifer Principle: A Scientific Expedition Into the Forces of History by Howard Bloom. ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lucifer_Principle )

    “Men were designed for short, nasty, brutal lives. Women are designed for long, miserable ones”

    The pdf of the book is available here:

    http://elearning.zaou.ac.zm:8060/Philosophy-Psychology/The%20Lucifer%20Principle%20-%20Howard%20Bloom%202000.pdf

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    • on July 31, 2013 at 9:34 am Dan Fletcher

      A fantastic book which I have recommend on here before. I encourage everything to check it out.

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  46. I kind of hope she reads this blog and cries.

    LOL

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  47. As I miss-commented (on another thread), if you go right to the comments in this article, it seems that the Jeziebites aren’t buying it. A few of them come out right and admit that they simply aren’t as fit as they used to be.

    That said I think I get where this is coming from. 1) A sizable minority of women are more attractive when they are older. What I mean is that they are hotter at 26 than they were at 18 (my GF is a good example). so they assume that some of them will be more attractive at 38 than 18.

    2) Men are more attractive at 30 than they are 20. So, as per feminist trope the same will be true for women.

    3) A lot of people end up being emotionally and physically healthier in their 30s than they were in there 20s. That probably applies to half of us here and many women. The problem is that physical and mental well being don’t align with female SMV.

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    • LOL, so 26 is “old”?

      On a different note; with the way things are going, I would expect that in the next 10-20 years, men that have considerable wealth/assets will start preemptively freezing their sperm when they are in their late 20’s to early 30’s and then getting vasectomies which they then keep secret while they bang as many hotties as possible.

      The frozen sperm is kept as an option should they want kids with a suitable wife/partner.

      This way, a man has control of HIS reproductive rights and the chances of a “woops” pregnancy is vastly reduced.

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      • I didn’t sat 26 was old. I said that 26 was older than 18.

        But that is entirely dependent on whether 26 > 18.

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      • It ain’t young and at 35 pregnancy is medically geriatric.

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      • on July 31, 2013 at 4:31 am Hugh G. Rection

        Ever try to get a vasectomy as a young, unmarried man?

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      • on July 31, 2013 at 8:22 am RappaccinisDaughter

        Mr. C’s got a pretty good idea about how to even the reproductive-rights playing field.

        I did spend several years trying to find someone to sterilize me. During that process I came upon a number of forums in which men and women shared notes about trying to get fixed…passed on the information for friendly doctors, described the experience, etc. It’s true that both childless men and women have much more trouble than people who have kids…but based on what I’ve seen, it’s much easier for men. I’ve seen dozens of reports from men as young as 22-23 that they were able to get sterilized.

        Part of the reason why is that the vasectomy is much less invasive than a tubal and requires only a local anesthetic (usually combined with a healthy dose of Valium or some such). Part of the reason, sad to say, is cultural: It is assumed that any woman who doesn’t want kids is delusional or insane. I found this out when they came out with the Essure sterilization procedure, which is noninvasive and can be performed without anesthesia. Even with the physical risks mitigated into obscurity, I still went through several condescending lectures.

        If you’re actually interested in getting it done, start saving your cash because you may wind up having to pay out of pocket…and get doctor-shopping.

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      • The doctors would not give me a vasectomy unless they obtained my wifes permission.

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      • on July 31, 2013 at 12:20 pm RappaccinisDaughter

        Yeah, I’ve heard of that happening, and it’s a complete travesty. A couple of the guys I’d read about weren’t married, so what they did was a) schedule an appointment with a different doctor, and b) bring a female friend along to masquerade as their wife.

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      • I tried it as a widowed 45 year old father of 6. I had to shop around to find a doctor who would do it without a permission slip from some (practically any) woman. I made me see red. It lets you know that you are totally a second class citizen. My body my choice; my ass.

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      • My friend did exactly this.

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      • on July 31, 2013 at 10:28 pm alexandrahamilton87

        Some women are better looking in their mid twenties to early 30s. It probably depends on whether or not a man prefers a more angular facial structure. Your Kate Upton face lovers will go young while your Polina Porizkova cheekbone lovers will find that some of those women peak in their late twenties, looks wise. When Ian Fleming wrote that James Bond prefered “mature women” he didn’t mean 38 year olds, just women old enough to lose some of the baby fat covering up their bone structure. Or so I assume.

        Disclaimer: I totally have a horse in this race, as I have a super Eastern Euro face (very angular, very prominent cheekbones, etc – not as beautiful as Polina of course haha), so I have looked in my mid-twenties since 16, simply because I’ve never had a full face with chubby (in a good way) cheeks. Now that I’m actually 25 it remains to be seen whether I still look 25 at 30. Fingers crossed.

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    • 1) Agreed. I’ve noticed that a lot of girls with really cute delicate pixie-like features age horribly and many of the girls who were considered average as young women have aged very nicely.

      3) Yep. I don’t poison myself with soda, white bread, et cetera anymore like I did when I was a 20-something and I now run in the mornings. I think that first expensive health issue or dead friend is a real wakeup call to a lot of us entering our thirties.

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      • Yeah, i’ve seen this too. a few of the absolute cutest tarts I went to high school with are already trolls, before thirty!!

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  48. on July 30, 2013 at 9:46 pm It is I only

    That’s what happen when you’re obsessed by your look & not your personality! Your look last only a while & then it cheapen. But your personality stay with you always!

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  49. […] Another Chick And The Wall […]

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  50. There’s a joke my friend a I use: “We get older, the women we bang don’t.”

    Going on 45, he hasn’t banged anyone older than 28 other than an experiment. He’s ready to settle down about now, but he’ll be going home to find a wife in Poland, or possibly somewhere a little further east.

    I’ve got a few years yet before I’ll worry about that.

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  51. on July 30, 2013 at 10:08 pm Libertardian

    “Rush Limbaugh used the word “slut” = liberal hysteria. liberals use it to smear former Weiner intern = *crickets*”

    Worse than that, it seems:

    http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2013/07/top-weiner-aide-trashes-intern.php

    ‘The campaign staff awoke to see their former intern, Olivia Nuzzi, on the front cover of the Daily News. Inside the paper was an article bylined by Nuzzi in which she told a rather unflattering tale of her experience working on Anthony Weiner’s mayoral bid.

    Now, Team Weiner is firing back. TPM called Weiner’s communications director Barbara Morgan to discuss an unrelated story Tuesday and she went off on a curse-filled rant about Nuzzi, describing her as a fame hungry “bitch” who “sucked” at her job. Morgan also called Nuzzi a “slutbag,” “twat,” and “cunt” while threatening to sue her.’

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  52. Brilliant post. The beauty of the expressed language is one of the best posts here. Poignant truth, speaks to the core. The observations regarding the lack of children and the void one feels, especially when, not just the loss of youth and beauty, old age and infirmity will conquer us all. Being a childless and unmarried aging woman is a heartbreaking fate, unable to fulfill a very social and biological imperative and rite of passage. There are the odd women (perhaps 1 in 100) who enjoy the “freedom” of not being committed to family life. The rest who say it’s liberating are delusional liars.

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  53. Her blog is littered with used tampons and cum crusted cosmo magazines (CCC for short).

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  54. “Children, dear and loving children, can alone console a woman for the loss of her beauty.”

    – Honoré de Balzac

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  55. on July 30, 2013 at 11:22 pm Third Beta from the Sun

    Man, the ladies over there drop F-bombs with impunity, i’ve noticed.

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  56. I wonder if Tracy Moore will be soon be writing about what it’s like to be a cougar.

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    • It’s kind of sad when a woman lives in a world of shoulds instead of is-es.

      Exoticizing happens for all kinds of reasons, and color is just one. The same thing could happen to a woman who was from a different country or region. It’s not really something to take personally, just learn to avoid the pitfalls.

      That a guy would openly date someone considered socially taboo or at least inconvenient is a sign of his independence. This is a good thing in a man.

      Maybe she’s trying to rationalize her natural preference for African men by blaming Europeans. Why can’t she just say she prefers African men exclusively?

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      • Nicole that’s exactly what she’s doing. She has a preference for black males, and is rationalizing bullshit blaming European men for her problems. Nothing but the hamster in full spin here.

        because of feminism, and horrible parenting its mainly black women who go to college.

        hypergamy DESPISES a less educated man. black females are hypergamous, have very low mate choices so you know what happens?

        Attractive black women willingly jump into harems with rare high status black men, those black men have so much preselection that their prospects of other races pile up as well, thus making the black females situation EVEN WORSE.

        “Marriage squeeze” is a term applied almost exclusively to black women. Black men with jobs, game, and education are enjoying a carousel of their own.

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      • I don’t really see this shortage because I and most women in my family are not bitchy at least towards our men, so we’re beating them off with a stick. Who feels a shortage are the ones with their noses in the air and looking for letters after the name instead of the benefits, personal and material, of stability.

        Uppity women of all colors have problems in the area of finding “suitable” men because they don’t behave in a way that attracts men.

        I don’t think any man on Earth ever said to himself, “Wow, she’s so sweet and nice but oh damn, she makes too much money. I’m not going to date her.” When women are women, rather than lording making more over a man, she invests in his dreams. Hypergamy has plenty of room for personal power.

        It’s just like the spinsters of the past, no man is good enough. Then one day they’re past their prime and learning what it is to be the woman who’s not good enough.

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      • “Uppity women of all colors have problems in the area of finding “suitable” men because they don’t behave in a way that attracts men.”

        Seriously? “where pretty lies perish”

        White women don’t have that problem because there are plenty of educated white men.

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      • But there is still a limit to how screwed up, crazy, mean, and under groomed even a European woman can be and still get a quality man to marry her, no matter her degrees.

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    • on July 31, 2013 at 9:27 am Dan Fletcher

      I think there are many black women who secretly crave a white master but know white men just aren’t that into them.

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      • Not really. Like all women, we crave masterful men, period. Most European men west of the Black Sea, with the exception of the Scottish, just aren’t up to the job.

        If you’re thinking of going that direction, abandon any kind of grooming that makes you “prettier”.

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      • I know the sistahs are down with the Scots… they can’t get enough of McDonalds.

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      • Probably the first thing you’ve said that makes some sense. There may be some subconscious connection between the comforting memories of a pounding by an uncut, kilted Heathen, and nestling the tongue between the folds of a Big Mac bun.

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      • and nestling the tongue between the folds of a Big Mac bun.

        I knew McD’s had been making a concerted effort to appeal to the negro community… but tossed salad on the menu is a bit much.

        LLZOOZLZLZOZOZLZLZLZOZOZLZLZL

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      • You don’t like Greeks? You know. Golden Dawn variety?

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      • It’s not about not liking. It’s more about required level of dominance to handle a relatively higher T female when she is average for her people rather than exceptional.

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  57. on July 31, 2013 at 2:50 am Max from aust

    That was so brilliantly written thanks ch. remember this generation of single women will be the first in human history to grow old without children a partner an extended family or a religious or enthically homogenic community around them. The Orcs must be licking their lips in anticipation.

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  58. Would be nice if there were some pics from the Jiz article.

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  59. I wanted just quote this again so you can see it thrice:

    “Hey Try-Hard, I got news for ya… younger women can wear a friggin potato sack and still look more bangable than a 40 year old in a cocktail dress”

    just picturing a hot blonde coed wearing nothing but a potato sack with silky legs up to here walking around getting more looks than the old feminist hags just made my day.

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  60. If I had a choice between being with a feminist or chain smoking every day for the rest of my life…light me up.

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  61. ” What crazy person would trade that [life experience] for a slightly higher set of boobs?”

    Silly feminist. Life experience is for men.

    As per my maxim: men have biographies. Women have grandchildren.

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  62. Worth sharing. NSFW

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  63. This might be interesting for some of the readers:
    http://www.cnn.com/2013/07/30/health/why-monogamy-evolution-studies/index.html

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  64. I was just discussing the other day with a friend from college (we are both 28) how so many girls I know on Facebook that used to be hot look absolutely disgusting. There is a girl who just a few years ago I thought was one of the hottest girls I had ever seen. Today, wouldn’t touch her. I also have a bunch of girls in my social circle who are post-25 and binge drink, use molly and/or coke every weekend, and basically party until 6 am every Friday and Saturday night that think they are in demand.

    If you want to stay fit and in shape you really have to work at it, which I see a lot of girls not doing because it interferes with their social schedule.

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    • I am 28 too and thinking the same thing! One thing I am glad about though is the fact that unlike our fathers and grandfathers we are still single and not tied to any of these nasty skanks. Imagine how much it would have sucked busting your ass to buy an engagement/wedding of a hottie and then not wanting to touch her 5 years later!

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    • on August 1, 2013 at 12:03 pm Ternarydaemon

      Indeed. Most of the girls I knew from high school are 28-30 now, and only high inebriation would compel me to touch them. Even for the ones who got married, I shudder at the thought of waking up with woman like that every day. No wonder the divorce rate.

      They have met the wall but still price themselves out of the market, smoke, drink, eat bad and continiously share feminist pics in facebook. It is no wonder they only attract, in their own words, assholes and therefore are resentful of men.

      But we chateau readers know that those men are are not assholes (well they are many most of the time haha), but recovering betas or alphas who only want to pump and dump them because there is no 20/26 girl available that weekend and need a quick and cheap fix. When they encounter LMR, of course they immediately dump them, since such an old woman is not worthy of the time she demands.

      This is not the case with a couple who hit the gym daily, eat well, do yoga and sleep. They attract lots of men, but their feminist and hipergamy are still out of control, thinking they have beaten the wall.

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  65. Oh, Heartiste. Wasn’t it written somewhere that there is a formula for the age brackets for your best pick? I believe it was something along the lines of half your age + 7 yrs ? It’s not all about the single 26 year olds.
    I’m a woman, therefore I can never see a woman’s beauty through testosterone-tinted glasses. What I personally believe is women even in their 40s or 50s can look sexy and stunning. Seen a lot of 25-30 year olds I would never touch – no grace, negative attitude and very little idea about shaping bodies and minds.
    However, there is a wall at 30. You just don’t get as many men, you have fewer options to socialize and as your career takes off-a lot less time.

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  66. Re. tweets about internet anonimity and home schooling as anti-Cathedral weapons. Add a third one: no TV.

    The beauty of that one is that rejecting popular culture – or at least keeping it at arms length like a morbidly fascinating specie of arthropod – is not hard or expensive. In fact, foregoing television is a status marker. I visibly score status points in facial expressions of swpls when I tell them that I do not own a television.

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    • on July 31, 2013 at 2:53 pm depressed_danny

      No TV is spot on. It sounds narcissistic, but I’ve really noticed massive, positive changes in both the mindset and intelligence of myself and other people whom have stopped watching for 2+ years now – so long as they don’t fill in that gap with Face Book, all day Smartphonin’ and other meaningless bull.

      Among my personal friends I noticed the ones who are Liberal leaning are always the ones who watch TV. And they always take on typical SWPL Liberal attitudes – every race is beautiful, we can all get along by ignoring societies problems, military invasions are always wrong, everything’s the white man’s fault, no negative viewpoints of the government or it’s policies if a ‘Liberal’ is in power regardless of what it’s actually doing.

      Basically they seem to lose all concept of critical analysis.

      During the rare political talk when a non-brainwashed idiot and I are talking about how everything is going down the crapper, if one of the TV watchers is around they always challenge us; “Every generation says it’s doomed” “It’s not so bad” “You’re exaggerating” “Where’s your tinfoil hat”. Regardless of the mountains of evidence available on the internet supporting our position, not to mention the examples in public scandals such as Snowden, they roll their eyes and give us a “It’s more complicated then that” speech, while offering no explanation of beliefs of their own beyond bumper sticker mantras.

      Actually, having typed that out, I just noticed their attitudes are surprisingly similar to feminists – ignore all the evidence that you’re wrong and don’t present any rational or scientifically backed counter argument.

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  67. check out the this rationalization: http://www.avclub.com/articles/july-31-2013,100934/. “I’m a sexually inactive (by my own choice) heterosexual female in my late 40s who up until recently used to be much heavier and in rapidly declining health.”

    Oh, by your own choice? Fascinating!

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  68. “But when you are a single and the city feminist tankgrrl with mimosas for blood, sexual invisibility is akin to an exorcism of your soul. You are shattered, empty, a nothing with nothing but regret to rapidly fill in your osteoporosing id.”

    That’s some chilling shit, yo. As in, these young girls turn away from God during their prime years, as I say monetizing their youth, only to find that that path is not one that leads to happiness.

    I wonder, then, what is the path that men need to avoid. probably pr0n but what else?

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  69. Red Pill makes you a bit angry when reading columns such as this…

    http://parenting.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/07/31/i-do-not-want-my-daughter-to-be-nice/?_r=0

    Femcunt with a voice. Yippee.

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    • NY Times… Catherine Newman… ’nuff said.

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    • Why do “radical, card-carrying feminists” always have those noses?

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    • on July 31, 2013 at 2:55 pm The Man From K Street

      Check out her personal blog: http://www.benandbirdy.blogspot.com/

      She’s deliberately cultivating neurosis by having her 7 year old son grow his hair to his waist, and giving her 4 year old daughter a lesbo buzz cut.

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      • Ugh. To be honest if I saw those kids on the street I’d think they were being abused/neglected. The little boy’s hair is ratty, unkempt and tangled and the little girl has a weird buzz cut that makes her look like a cult member. That is some strange parenting.

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  70. Poor Tracy. She never had the type of looks to pull in an Alpha more more than 5 minutes (which is enough to destroy any desire for betas for 5 years). But she had at least had the benefit of being in her prime sexual years and enjoying countless 1 night stands with such alphas and then later giving play by play descriptions to her beta schlub friends.

    But now that time has come to pass. The invisible shiv that hung perilously over her these years has struck, it’s blade embedding itself inside her down to the hilt. It’s sudden and profound pain has overcome her senses. Her words are the last gasps of a dying sex life.

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  71. Wow! This girl has given a public memorial service to her dead sex life. That’s female narcissism for you folks!

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  72. If you want to drool over Helen Mirren, you may have to go back as far as 1969’s Age Of Consent:

    Mason was 60 at the time, Mirren 24… although she’s playing a 17 year old in the movie.

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  73. The best part is that as men grow older, they can gain more access to the sexual marketplace as females suck up to male power and experience. That 40 year old DVD producer or video game exec may have been that 20 year old nice guy who got blown off by gals like her back in college. But he’s learned and he’s got the middle aged mojo to bring in the 20-ish females of today. Meantime, our aging pwincesses and empowered womyn have skidded past their expiration dates and are inventing rationales to “prove” to themselves that age don’t matter. Well, it doesn’t very much–for men. As for most females–karma’s a b*tch.

    And then perhaps to recognize that, yes, the day will come, sooner rather than later, that her looks will be gone, and she should prepare for this eventuality by limiting her time on the cock carousel and extracting commitment from a worthy man before her carriage turns into a fatass pumpkin.

    She might also consider that by showing a little decency to the “beta” males–say dating them once in a while, or even (heaven forfend!) having sex with a “beta” every presidential election day or so, might pay off big dividends down the line. When she is 40, those “betas” she was decent to in college might then remember her fondly and actually want to date her and her disintegrating bod’.

    Karma, dudette, karma.

    Just some random thoughts from the trenches of No Man’s Land…

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  74. Those last two paragraphs are golden. Very insightful and true

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  75. I’m trying to figure out this whole Helen Mirren thing. First of all, ever see “celebrities without makeup”? A couple hours in the chair of a studio level makeup artist and most of us would look pretty good.

    The photos I see of Helen Mirren out and about town make her out to be a nice grandmotherly face. She’s not exactly a sexpot.

    Not everyone turns hideously ugly as they age, but I’ve never ever mistaken a 70 year old for a 35 year old.

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    • Even at her peak, Mirren was at best a solid 8 – 8.5
      Age has been kinder to her than to most women.
      The “sexiness” aspect is probably more to do with her persona/personality.

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  76. on August 1, 2013 at 12:33 am hamster of the gods

    First wave feminism: We want the right to vote!
    Second wave feminism: We want the right to murder our unborn children!
    Third wave feminism: We want to be as slutty and disgusting as we want!
    Fourth wave feminism: Where did all the men go?

    You’ve come a long way, baby.

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    • Best comment ever.

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    • on August 1, 2013 at 5:17 pm Ternarydaemon

      Femnism killed the nice guy.

      The past will repeat. The roman empire collapsed upon loose fiscal policy, massive inflation, destruction of the idea of family, society, civility, honor, loyalty, state and the virtue of marriage. Only this time it will take a generation instead of two centuries. I shudder at the image if the world when all millenials reach 50.

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      • “I shudder at the image if the world when all millenials reach 50.”

        My guess is that if things continue their current trend then they are in for a world of butthurt (particularly the men) by the time they reach their 30’s.

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      • on August 2, 2013 at 12:06 pm Ternarydaemon

        Perhaps, in 10 years young women will be so full of drugs and obesity that even men with rock solid game will have to compete for 10% of women intead of the 30% they compete for now.

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    • “.We want the right to murder our unborn children!”

      I have no problem with this as it usually suits the man as much as it suits the woman and it isn’t murder.

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      • on August 2, 2013 at 4:29 pm hamster of the gods

        Wasn’t my point, but gotcha. I support abortion because it keeps bitches slutty. But that was in fact the focus of second wave feminism.

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  77. Has anyone noticed this hillarious article on the ‘Please Stop Telling us When to Get Married?’ Jezebel pile of tosh?

    “I got married when I was 22 and he was 21.

    Next week we’re signing the divorce papers. I’m 27.

    Now I have all this anxiety from the relationship and being a “divorcee” at 27. I have nightmares almost every night. I have panic attacks whenever I see his car around town. He’s not even a bad person, he’s a great guy, and it was my decision to end things, but the stigma of ending a marriage has fucked me up in ways I never expected.”

    Beta-alert, with divorce initiated by woman who thought YOLO.

    Also, prey tell, Heartiste, where does the correlation of looks with beauty come from? Can you link to any articles/papers proving this?

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  78. I feel stupid for getting the Pink Floyd reference just now

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  79. For an old broad, I would wreck Helen Mirren. She’s got some pretty good funbags for an old gal.

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  80. Aww, I think a lot of women who write articles about how old age isn’t as bad as they expected it to be are genuinely surprised. They expected there to be absolutely no point to their lives, expected they would have no way to positively impact the lives of others. Then they hit middle age and realize that while yes, they are approaching sexual worthlessness and and the ability to attract attention via sexuality, they do still have a few ways to do good for their family, their social circle, their community. They’re genuine surprised that they can be useful AT ALL.

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