Every CH Text Game Tactic Used On One Girl At Once

A reader exploited the collected wisdom of Chateau Heartiste text game techniques and unloaded it all on one unsuspecting girl. Hilarity ensued. (The dude’s replies are in blue. Also, note the time stamps for even more yuks.)

After you’re done stitching up your split sides, take a moment to reflect on the two lessons offered by this romantic tete-a-tete.

1. There is such a thing as overgaming. Too much game, all at once, can make you seem unattainable. Or uninterested. Or clownish. Think of game as the large muscle groups of your body. Those showy guns are impressive, but without all the connective tissue, the skeletal frame, the ligaments and tendons, and the small stabilizer muscles, you aren’t doing much with those guns except blasting one giant cap before blowing out a knee. So you work on building up those “stabilizer” parts of your game, like your congruency, your inner calm, your attitude, your story-telling, your timing, your piecemeal vulnerability, your calculated relenting, your genuine displays of interest, etc…

HOWEVER…

2. Notice that even this funnyman’s blatant disregard of the rule against overgaming doesn’t kill his chances with the woman, who is obviously committed to the conversation and unable to fully extract herself in a face-saving manner. Her replies have all the tells of a woman who is absolutely intrigued by the man who taunts her:

– correcting her own grammar mistakes
– prompt replies to his delayed replies
– her tacit admission that she would like to be invited by him somewhere in the future
– her yearning to know what he means by his cryptic texts (“Movies?”)
– the large discrepancy in text lengths (she must write twenty words for every one of his)
– the inability to stop replying to his texts, even when his texts began veering into absurdity. (a sincerely uninterested woman stops replying after the first or second go-round)

The truth that keeps rearing its ugly face is this: If you, as a man, set yourself apart from the beta male masses, no matter how outrageous your cocky assholery, you will swim in a sea of pussy. At the least, you will have dropped your oars into that sea, while the betas are high and dry, watching you sail off from afar.

End of debate. Ladies, you only have your tingles to blame for the men you escort to your beds.

PS I got an extra belly laugh from this part:

“Sorry I require effort. Not a call girl or 22 years old anymore. Was fun when I was but that’s all done now. … No longer the girl who goes to hang while you DJ then I get drunk then you fuck me after.”

😆 It’s always those post-peak nubility women with slutty pasts who “require effort”. Sorry. If you want “effort”, you have to be worth it. Effort, like respect, must be earned. And a former “alpha fux, beta bux” party girl on the downslope of her beauty career nursing regrets about having given it away for free to DJs when she was younger, hotter, tighter is not a prize that many men with options will put much effort into wooing.

Be happy you got a “8====D”.





Comments


  1. “are you auditioning for a soap opera?”

    Solid line. I’ll have to steal that one.

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    • on August 29, 2013 at 12:41 pm Great Books For Men GreatBooksForMen GBFM (TM) GB4M (TM) GR8BOOKS4MEN (TM) lzozozozozlzo (TM)

      zlzloozzozolzol

      today when u text “LOSTAS OCCKS 4U!” a lottasz womenz thing dat meansz dey get to ride da cock carisosueslz, but what it meansz is ten inchedsz of da GBFMz losta cockas lzozoz as

      da GBFM has da ONE. COCK. RULE!

      ONE COCK RULEZ:

      lzozozlzlzo

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      • on August 29, 2013 at 12:42 pm Great Books For Men GreatBooksForMen GBFM (TM) GB4M (TM) GR8BOOKS4MEN (TM) lzozozozozlzo (TM)

        ONE COCK RULE!

        i do tinkz dat next yearsz VMA’s will see da tide shift when MILEY CYRUS SINGSZ and TWERKS ON DA GBFM’S TO DA TUNE OF ONE COCK RULE!!!

        lzozozozolzozlzoz

        OMG so so so manyz betado9uches are violating THE ONE COCK RULE!!!

        You are alloowing chix to bring other COCKS into your mind lozlzlzzoz zlozllzl. The second a chick makes me think of another cock she is outta my house outta my mind or if she’s texting on a date which almost never happens because i almost never date i go “i gotta use the men’s room lzozlzl” and then i leave her with the bill. she can text her ten other cocks to comne over and pay for her drniks/dinner lzozlzlzllzlzlz and then,. after paying, they have full right to gizizizizizalizzz all over her lzozlz

        “I’ve been seeing this girl for a year. We live together and I’ve still got hand.”

        OMG lzozzlzll wtf are fuckity fucks doing with chix in your homes? lzozlzlzlz omg lozlzlzlzlzl looozers lzozlzlzlz1!! hzhzh

        THEY VIOLATE THE ONE COCK RULE THEY ARE OUT! OUT!

        OUT!

        O U T OUT! lzozlzlzl

        OMG lozlzlzozlozozolzl wft r u doing dating a chick 4 a yer did your dick fall off? Were yu chosen by Beernanke and given an award and medal to support today’s slutty slutt vampiressses cuckholders cockcutters?

        sounds 2 me it is the latter as u have no cock lzozlzlzlzl lzzozl

        and she made you think of another cock

        fucktard haven’t u heard of the one cock rule?

        throw a beat over this way.
        yo yo yo yo
        yo yo yo

        now hit it!

        one cock rule one cock rule
        i ain’t no beta fool i ain’t no beta tool
        about another cock ya make me think
        i’m gone, yo bitch,
        let the betas buy yas yer next drink

        one cock rule one cock rule
        i ain’t no beats fool i ain’t no beta tool
        over vampires and werewolfe you ginas all drool
        letting their cocks touch your deep down stool
        then you blame the betas in school
        and transfer wealth for the bernanke gene pool
        jonah goldberg sends our alphas 2 die on foreign shores
        stuffing his face with dc pizza as they die in fiat wars
        neocon womenz repeating butthexers lies in their mags
        even after menopause and no need for da ragz
        telling young chickas to lust after vampires
        as they build their fiat empires

        one cock rule one cock rule
        i ain’t no fool i ain’t no tool
        about another cock ya make me think
        i’m gone, yo bitch,
        let the betas buy yas yer next drink

        let the betas pay to raise your bastard kids
        let the betas sign teh fiat masters marriage contracts
        theft in fiat inflation is hid
        as they swing their bankrupting axe
        i don’t care what last night u did,
        ever since i kicked ya gina out, i been relaxed.

        as they promote butthex across the land
        ripping out fetuses from parenthood planned
        as fathers form teh homes the neocons ban
        the atalnatic authoresses just don’t undertsand

        but when chix wakes up and her butt is sore
        it’s not my fault no–it’s cause she’s a whore
        as the fiat masters desoul women with butthex cock
        teach them to transfer wealth with pre-teen strumpet rock

        one cock rule one cock rule
        i ain’t no fool i ain’t no tool
        about another cock ya make me think
        i’m gone, yo bitch,
        let the betas buy yas yer next drink

        womenz womenz bernanke took advanatge of you
        you wasted your best years on vampires and werewolves
        and now you cry your tears cause of your sore anus
        stamp your little feet saying, “you betas must pay for this!!!”

        and aging neocon women promoting butthexing vampires
        teacxhing women to lust after the undead
        as the neocons suck the western world dry
        bankrupting it all,m enlsaving it debt
        while selfish womenz at the atalnatic monthly
        cry cry cry
        cry cry cry
        not for you or me
        but for themselves
        not for the 50,000,000 aborted souls
        but for their dried up ginas and sore assholes
        so many chances they had to marry a nice guy
        but he left her dry
        so whe butthexed with the asshole
        and now see her cry
        and wonder why
        and transofrm the entire univeristy
        into a program to further the fiat lie
        to transfer wealth and wage war and death
        to about fifty million more
        and redefine fifty cocks in her ass as empowered
        and not a whore

        all together now!

        lzozllzzl lozlzlz zlozozoz
        lozlzl lzozozlz ozlzooz zlo9oo
        lozlzlz ozlzoozl ozlzlzoz lzozlz zlzoz zlzozzlozlzozlo

        one cock rule one cock rule
        i ain’t no fool i ain’t no tool
        about another cock ya make me think
        i’m gone, yo bitch,
        let the betas buy yas yer next drink
        alreayd seen yer pink stink
        bent ya over the sink

        and howscomes the bankers southpark never does satarize
        because everything is fair game–truth love honor–excpet for fiat butthexing lies.

        all together now!

        lzozllzzl lozlzlz zlozozoz
        lozlzl lzozozlz ozlzooz zlo9oo
        lozlzlz ozlzoozl ozlzlzoz lzozlz zlzoz zlzozzlozlzozlo

        AND THREE COCK RULE:

        ^^^^ to the 24 for or so tardbetadouches who voted my “one cock rule” rap down

        lozlzlzlzlozzllzlzlzlz

        what do ya want?

        a two cock rule rap?

        or three cock rule?

        three cock rule, three cock rule,
        i’m a beta herb my own cock won’t do
        i need a chick to cuckold me
        i need a chick on me to pee
        three cock rule, three cock rule,
        i love being the greater fool
        one cock in her mouth, one in her anus,
        i keep mine in my pants,
        and pay her bills and rent and fare for da bus.
        so she can club and grind, on denim cocks dance.
        three cock rule, three cock rule,
        i treat my lady like a nice guy,
        give her chivarly while with 2 others she doth lie,
        three cock rule, three cock rule,
        while your cock doth touch her stool,
        i play videogames @ home in my single mom’s basement,
        as teh fed fianance feminsits studies @ school,
        teaching her to love and bail out the butthexers,
        to persucte me 4 letting her live 4 free,
        while she tickles drummer/druggie cock until it goes
        splooge splooge splooge! tee hee tee hee!
        three cock rule, three cock rule,
        i’m the beta herb, teh cuckholded fool,
        i respect her, keep my cock in my pants,
        fund her with other cocks to dance.

        lozlzlzlzl

        or would u betaherbs prefer a five cock rule rap! omg i bet someofya would like dat! lzozl

        lzozozozo

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      • Even for an English professor writing under a pseudonym (am I right?) you sure can produce a lot of text. Do you have a computer program that translates English into lozlzzz or do you actually type all that?

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      • on August 29, 2013 at 3:08 pm Great Books For Men GreatBooksForMen GBFM (TM) GB4M (TM) GR8BOOKS4MEN (TM) lzozozozozlzo (TM)

        NO YOU AR ENOT RIGHT!!!

        GBFM I MY REAL NAMEZ
        GIVEN TO ME BY MY FATHERZ
        WHEN I POPPED OUT OF MY MOMZ
        AND HE SAW MY LOTSA COCKASZ
        AND MY FATHER SAID
        “BEHOLD, IT IS DA GREAT BOOKS FOR MENZ WITH DA LOSTAS OCCKASZ”
        AND HANCEFORTHZ
        I WA SKNOWSN TO ALL MANKINDSZ
        AS
        DA GBFM
        THE SERVNAT OF THE COMMON MAN
        EXLATER OF THE HUMBLE AND LOWLY
        AND SPEKAER OF TRUTHZ
        TO SERCTIVE TAPERS OF BUTHETXUAL POWERSZ LZOZOZLZOZ

        My full name is GREAT BOOKZ LOTSAS COCKAS FOR MENZ as LOSTAS COKAS is my middlez namez but all my teachers called me GBFM except for all da female sexual predatorsz who called me LOSTAS COKASZ during detentionsz and after shcool meetinzg lzozlzozo

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      • If this were serious, then when Little Spoon replied “Movies?”, you’d need to hit her up with something halfway serious.

        “NO CHICK FLIX. Also, grab some Grey Goose at the package store.”

        Or Stoli or Kahlua or whatever.

        But you really need to start luring her in at “Movies?”

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      • GBFM, here’s a case of a boyfriend violating the 284 cock rule. Let’s see how long he (uh) sticks it out… lozlzozlzozlzzoz

        http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/28/ania-lisewska_n_3831495.html

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      • on August 30, 2013 at 11:25 am Great Books For Men GreatBooksForMen GBFM (TM) GB4M (TM) GR8BOOKS4MEN (TM) lzozozozozlzo (TM)

        lzozozizlzoz

        i like how dey said, “he had no choice” lzozozoz

        must have been a conservative womenz neoconz author form da weekly standardth or sometinzgz lzlzolzo butetehxtxht

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    • on August 29, 2013 at 1:03 pm Great Books For Men GreatBooksForMen GBFM (TM) GB4M (TM) GR8BOOKS4MEN (TM) lzozozozozlzo (TM)

      “My days of sluttiness are over! You are going to have to WORK!”

      llozozlozozo

      yad da GBFM is gonnasz have to WORK to findz a girlz whoz sluuttztzy daysz are just BEGININZG lzozlzlzoz! won’t be too hardz as Miley Cyrus is trianing dem 2 twerk on da GBFMz lzlzlz. lzozo cya!

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      • on August 29, 2013 at 1:09 pm Great Books For Men GreatBooksForMen GBFM (TM) GB4M (TM) GR8BOOKS4MEN (TM) lzozozozozlzo (TM)

        lzozozool

        da GBFM incldued some dudes twekrinzg for da enjoyment of KiNG MATTHWEWS KING zlzlzlozozoz

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      • I wonder if all women were left to their own intuition and wit… would all they ever do is twerk?

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      • on August 29, 2013 at 1:24 pm Great Books For Men GreatBooksForMen GBFM (TM) GB4M (TM) GR8BOOKS4MEN (TM) lzozozozozlzo (TM)

        YES!

        NOTE HOW WHEN FEMINISSTZ take over english departmentz

        they get rid of THE GREAT BOOKS FOR MENZ

        and it all becomes about
        butt and gina
        tinzgzlzlzoozozoz
        twerkinzgz lzlz

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      • “I wonder if all women were left to their own intuition and wit… would all they ever do is twerk?”

        Yes. And occasionally take breaks from twerking to bitch and sleep.

        Just bein’ honest.

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      • Thats why you need proper regular spankings.
        Metaphorically speaking of course.

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      • I’m not aMerkin so this twerkin’ thing is hilarious to someone who grew up in monoculture far away from your peoples. All those movies about uptight Baptists not allowing the town to dance. Well, maybe those Baptists were onto something.

        Where do they go from here? Rubbing their arse or dick on the ground like a horny dog? There’s your new move.

        Miley Cyrus haha. Crazymeth tragic **** (can’t think of a word lower than slut, they’ve moved the posts)

        You’ve been multicultured, fab!

        http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gFvkr6GBWLw

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      • Make that “arse/twat”.

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      • on August 30, 2013 at 7:36 am Great Books For Men GreatBooksForMen GBFM (TM) GB4M (TM) GR8BOOKS4MEN (TM) lzozozozozlzo (TM)

        zlozozlzlzlozol

        reahgarding havingz to work for a sluytty slutz pusysysyzyzyzyz, remember alwaysz da

        GBFM ECOnOMICZ MAXIM # 1:

        A woman’s courtship value is equal or less than the lowest price she ever gave her pussy away for. lzozozoz

        After a woman has had a one-night stand
        or given her pussy for free
        her courtship value
        is 0.
        or less than 0.

        As why would you want to be the guy
        who pays for what others got when it was younger hotter tighter
        forty pounds lighter
        for freeee?

        lzozlzozlzzo

        After a woman passes 25, whence she has generally been buttcocked numerous times and desouled, her courtship value is negative. It is the woman, who is now wired fiat bernanke cash and allowed to excel in fiat bernanke programs that drug up and dumb down boyz while deocntsructing da GREAT BOOKS 4 MENZ and creating far more debt than wealth while bankruping the West morally amnd moneetarily, who must pay the man so as to court him.

        For a 25 year old multi-buttocked, desouled, bernankifed woman represents a huge risk to a man’s livelihood, his time, his conscience, his soul, his future earnings, and his general well-being. And the man must be compensated justly so as to have to court a woman over 25 who has been buttcocked and deousled and converted by the cenrta; bankerz into a vehicle of welath transfer lzozlz so dey could convert their masisve fiat debt into physical property by leveraging a woman’s sexuality for prviate profit gains while placing all teh risksz on good menz zlozzllz.

        lzolzolzozozozozoz

        lzozozozoz

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      • on August 30, 2013 at 7:37 am Great Books For Men GreatBooksForMen GBFM (TM) GB4M (TM) GR8BOOKS4MEN (TM) lzozozozozlzo (TM)

        lzozolzozoz

        dis is from hearteites blog on FLAKEY FLAKE ERA WE LIVEZ IN where everyone flakes zlzozozoozoz while da gbfm sits at home and waits for da chcix who cflaked flaked on your asssss lzozozzolzolzol:::

        https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2012/10/29/the-age-of-flakes/#comment-38162

        how 2 counter da flakey flakesz in THREE EZ STEPZ

        1. 9 PM: da gbfm sends out a mass text 2 all my ladies:

        “lotsa cocksa 4 u lzozlzlz.”

        da gbfm then gets back dozens of messages:

        lol
        wtf

        ok
        haha
        ???

        kewl
        wat?

        2. da gbfm waits and hour and sends out to everyone again:

        10 PM: “srry wrng #”

        da gbfm then gets back lotsa texts

        awwww
        lol
        too bad
        u got my hopes up
        damn you

        ur loss

        3. da gbfm then waits ’til midnight and texts to everyone:

        12 Midnightz: my place 30 min.

        den da gbfm sits back and watches the parade arriving on his door camera monitor while he watches da espn highlights and reads homer’s odyssey. ding-dog ding-dong they ring da gbfm bell one by one hoping to touch da gbfm’s ding-dong zlzozozzozololzollzo but if they are under an 8 da gbfm just ignorez & reads his boookz zlzozoolzz

        at 1 am a hot hottie shows up and da gbfm hits the buzzer and lets her up.

        da gbfm saves lotsas times and money while the betas liquor her up at the bars and da gbfm gets to hang out with homer instaead of goldidggers and douchetard boobie-men manboobz at all the clubs these days lzlzllzlzl

        PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE do nottry this on your own as da GBFM needz you out there buying them drinkz all night and getting them dinnerz as i don’t want no hos eating my puizzaaa and heinekinz beerz!!!! we all have our part in this so please please respect yo!!!!! lzozolzolozzzz

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      • 2nd and last comment today. I’m going to the beach.

        We all should remember that feminism and the forces that have promoted it—whoever they are—is evil. Not that it makes our situation any better, but women are victims of it too.

        And they are brainwashed at a very deep level, I have learned. One example, among many, is the feminist idea that a couple should be the same age or the girl should be perhaps only 2 years younger, as opposed to 10 or 15 years younger. Now, that *can* be okay. That’s fine.

        But I’m talking about the brainwashed girls on match.com who are 35 or 37, divorced with a kid (their choice of course), who think they should be with a man the same age. Sorry toots, it just doesn’t work that way. A 35 year old man can still get a 27 year old, and he “deserves” that when he’s a good man who actually wants kids.

        I have 2 kids and I want more kids. I am not a dirty old man for wanting a 24 year old who I can date for 2 years, then get married with her still being young enough to properly have her first kid (27 at the oldest). But the girls in their 20s are brainwashed *hard*….they are having “me me me” time, following the lead of Miley Cyrus, twerking, etc.

        I could give you examples. This is not that I’m too beta; it’s a proven fact that these women are not marrying *anybody*, not just me. Very rarely. They are not “ready” to “settle down” until 32 at the earliest because they have been aggressively told to be that way by *mainstream* media. Article after article at all mainstream papers plus Huff Post etc that they all read.

        They are wrong and I am right. As I should not have to get them pregnant within a month of meeting them, they are too old. A man aged 32 to 35 who is “ready” to start a family needs a woman no older than 27…so they can date for 2 years to try to be sure (still a crapshoot) that it’s a good fit…then she’s still 29 or so at marriage, then can have good sex marriage for 2 or 3 years and then she can have first kid at 32…..still too old but I’ll give some deference to modernity a little bit.

        Ok…so I’m still right that *meeting* your future husband at 32 and especially 35 is too late and I make the point because all of these old spinsters say they “definitely want children” in their profiles.

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    • on August 29, 2013 at 1:05 pm Great Books For Men GreatBooksForMen GBFM (TM) GB4M (TM) GR8BOOKS4MEN (TM) lzozozozozlzo (TM)

      nothizng turnz a neoconz womenz
      at da wekkly standadth
      noting turnsz a neoconszth womenz on more
      dan da word buttehxt
      proeprly speleled spelled
      lzozozzlozozozo
      b-u-t-t-h-e-x-th-lzozlzloz

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    • Ya that part is extra extra funny in the context of this entire exchange. When it gets to that point it’s like bwaahahahahahah literally laugh out loud.

      lzozlzolzozzzzozozo.

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  2. Did the guy close the deal or not?

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    • Probably not, but I don’t think that was his intent.

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      • I’d wager that it was his initial intent, but when he realized it was unlikely to go anywhere, he just decided to run with it and have fun. Hilarious stuff.

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      • I think his interest was lost after the “I used to be a slut but now you need to kiss my ass” speech she gave. When will girls learn saying shit like that makes us lose every ounce of respect we have for them instead of the intended opposite?

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      • Honestly CH, is this a real exchange?! If so, my head is spinning. I know a lot of women who get over their “slutty phase” and expect men to line up to kiss their asses and treat them like the princesses they never were – but very, very few who are stupid enough to say it out loud. If this is real, the woman wasn’t worth his time except for comedic value and he did the right thing.

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      • on August 30, 2013 at 1:08 am depressed_danny

        “Honestly CH, is this a real exchange?!”

        You’re clearly not tagging women IRL if you doubt a convo like this could not be 110% real. Yeah the convo between these two specific people could be made up but we ‘cads’ have similar ones every week – though I freely admit I would have toned down the goofiness since she’s clearly interested and just needs some gentle coercion to get the bang.

        In fact, I find that exchange downright civil. Hell, the woman states her view pretty rationally compared to the hamster logic I’ve experienced with some of the sluts I’ve tagged.

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      • I know a lot of women who get over their “slutty phase” and expect men to line up to kiss their asses and treat them like the princesses they never were – but very, very few who are stupid enough to say it out loud.

        A very significant portion of the population (male and female) just doesn’t know when to shut up.

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  3. I showed this to my girlfriend.
    “Was this you?”

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  4. “Sorry I don’t get drunk and high and fuck dj’s and then use the morning after pill anymore. I require effort now. BEEECAUSE I’M WORRTH IT”

    wtf

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    • She got it ass-(heh)-backwards. She’s worth it when she’s younger, hotter, tighter, 50 lbs lighter, not when she’s old and used up.

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      • even then, she isnt worth it.

        no woman is ever worth it. thats why you must be one of the GREAT MEN in the GREAT BOOKSZ FOR MEN

        SO women will try to constantly qwualifiy themselves and give you their belongings and make their own clothes and bake their own bread and buy their own items, if you’ll only let them take your name as you take away their reproach. lozlzlzllzlzlzlzzzzz

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      • This is not what Cosmo says, and Cosmo is always rightaa

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  5. I quit reading when she wrote “I’m not 22 anymore”.

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    • on August 29, 2013 at 3:59 pm Holden Caulfield

      Does she realize that saying “I”m not 22 anymore” is a negative to most of us? The old used up ass is always thinking its still got value lololozzzz

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      • on August 29, 2013 at 4:39 pm Mitch Cumstein

        I’m 26, dating a 20 year old. I recently visited some of my American friends in Italy and when one of the girls, aged 25, asked me why I was dating her, I said, “She’s sweet. Fun. Feminine.” She kept pressing, and got me to say, “She doesn’t self-sabotage, like girls in my class usually do.” When she asked, “What’s THAT supposed to mean?” I said, “It just seems girls my age, even when things are going well, they will find nothing to make into SOMETHING. It’s called baggage for a reason.”

        I tell you, we were in fucking Rome, one of the most beautiful places known to man, and she drew that soundbyte out for three days. Western white women will defend mixed race, gay, or multi-denominational relationships, but mention younger women? The claws come out!

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      • Question for the alpha males: Would it ave been possible to manipulate the 26 year old into the sack? I so, how and what would you have done with her?

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      • on August 30, 2013 at 7:04 am Holden Caulfield

        It wouldn’t have required manipulation. Read the text exchange again. She was already gagging for it. All he had to do is switch to a mild form of beta provider game and meet for drinks.

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      • on August 30, 2013 at 7:10 am Holden Caulfield

        @mitch

        you are totally right about women the same age as you. i see the same shit. the minute they find out you’re dating a woman much younger than them, they are both intrigued and furiously jealous. like one of my female friends (my age) said: “younger women are stealing all the good guys!” I responded with: [smirk firmly in place] “really, they come into your house and steal us right from you?!?”

        Women don’t like to admit that when men have options, they are always picking the younger, tighter, hotter choices.

        “Western white women will defend mixed race, gay, or multi-denominational relationships, but mention younger women? The claws come out!”

        Your last comment is spot on.

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  6. Nothing makes me want to invest in a late-twenties girl more than hearing, “My days of sluttiness are over! You are going to have to WORK!”

    I’m often surprised that so many girls don’t even know they’re speaking against their interests…

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    • There is such a thing as too much information.

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    • My thoughts exactly. Then again, in most cases they get what they want from manboobs when they try to pull this manoeuvre.

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    • yeah, that was a classic opening for:
      TMI
      I wasn’t asking for your medical history
      um, we need to talk about getting u tested

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    • In any rational marketplace, higher-grade commodities fetch a higher price. But with women, it’s the other way around…

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    • Jesus christ tell me about it. I reconnected with a girl i used to chill with when i was 18 or so. She was cool back then, always dug her. We lost contact for whatever reaosn…and every now and then she’d pop into my head. Hmm wonder what ever happened to her.

      So we reconnected at a mutual friends party after years recently. chemistry was still there etc etc. Took her home, got her in my bed and got as far as suckin her tits and a makeout. She gave hardcore LMR and it was 5 am and i probly could have banged her but i pretty much fell asleep with exhaustion

      She says she doesnt want a relationship to ANYONE within earshot. On facebook constantly with dramtic bullshit. She just posted a status update yesterday….a big long fucking diatribe

      “Until one year from today I WILL NOT BE DATING ANYONE. NOT YOUR FRIEND, OR YOUR FRIENDS FRIEND. I WANT TO BE SINGLE AND FOVCUS ON MY EDUCATION. K THX BYEEE”

      Shes 26!! Fucking retard, this girl has been fucked and dumped a bunch of times and is now acting like a little princess.

      Of course several orbiters, and grrl power femtards applauded her idiocy. 30+ likes. I was getting violently angry. You know that every one of those guys was a failed attempt at getting with her, shes just stringing them along. SO they’re absolving their embarassment by encouraging it. One guy was even like “Can i still flirt with you lol?” To which she goes “No!”.

      Fucking facepalm of the century.

      MAkes me seriously nauseous, and it took alot of willpower not to throw some red pill venom onto the heap. BUt, negative attention is just more food for the ego of someone like her.

      Society really makes me sick. This girl used to be cool. Modesty is vanishing everywhere.

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      • on August 29, 2013 at 4:48 pm Mitch Cumstein

        A girl I knew in high school disappeared junior year. Didn’t hear from her for 10 years, until she messaged me on Facebook, wanting to meet. I agreed.

        I was 30 minutes late (which turned her on even more). So we sit down at Starbucks, catch up. She asks me about relationships. She says, “I don’t think you can handle the baggage I’ve got.” Proceeds to tell me about her rebellious bf that got her pulled out of high school. About the bf she had for 5 years. About the rebound that knocked her up 3 months later. About how his parents are seeking sole custody of their grandchild. She sighs, and asks, “You think you can handle all that?”

        It amazed me…there’s a 20 year old with her hot bod, asking, “You think you can handle this?” And there’s a 27 year old with a kid and custody drama, asking, “You think you can handle this?” The latter thinks she is the former and can never be convinced otherwise. Like I would be less of a man if I couldn’t accept her for a decade of fucked up decision-making.

        Anyways, I got the hell out of there. She came by my work with her son in tow a week later, “Just wanting to say hi”. I told the receptionist up front to say I wasn’t in.

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      • “I told the receptionist up front to say I wasn’t in.”

        Lol’ed.

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      • Last year, not long after I started reading CH, I was in a two-month relationship with a 28 y.o. who, it turned out, was going AWOL from her boyfriend. I rather quickly got tired of her clinginess. After I did some alpha behavior at a party she invited me to, she dumped me claiming we were getting too serious and went back to the boyfriend. Now, a year later, she’s back, and seems to have already assumed we’re in a relationship, such as inviting me to a romantic dinner on my birthday that’s still nearly a month away. Yeck. I haven’t been picking up her phone calls, but it doesn’t seem to make much of a difference. At least not yet.

        Earlier this week, she walked in on me when I was hanging with a different, considerably younger, hotter girl. The odd thing about this clinger is that other people think she’s more attractive than I do. I mean, she’s a 6 and acts rather spergy like the Thermians on Galaxy Quest, and seems completely blind to my lack of attraction to her, yet most people seem to judge her to be about a 7. Fortunately, the girl I was with also thought her “hot”, so the preselection helped.

        I am getting sick and tired of aging, fattening, 30-ish women trying to hook me for marriage. She’s not the only one right now, but she’s definitely the most deluded. I guess it’s part of the process of going from omegavirgindork to alpha — I have to go through a beta phase and attract women looking for provider beta suckers. But… grrr.

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      • this part “Like I would be less of a man if I couldn’t accept her for a decade of fucked up decision-making” is almost as universal as the age-anger girls get going. like just getting older ourselves (even if we have no baggage) means we have to relish all of their messes.

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      • You are my hero for speaking the truth.

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      • @mitch. Love it, bro. Ha

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      • I girl I used to know from a few years back, who recently broke up with the father of her 2 yr old child, messaged me on facebook recently. I promptly ignored her message. Just don’t even talk to single mums, avoid them like the plague unless they have a good reason like they’re widowed I guess (and they definitely didn’t kill him).

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      • Just don’t even talk to single mums, avoid them like the plague unless they have a good reason like they’re widowed I guess

        The single mom movement tries to lump the widows in with them for this very reason. Ladies, if you’re a widow, don’t ever tell anyone you’re a single mom. Say Widow.

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    • The single mom thing is weird; there’s a single mom I know who is effing banging….like around an 8. She’s non-flakey, responsible, etc. (cause she has a kid, I imagine), but by all accounts, she did everything right. Like, she saved it through HS, made the guy wait for about a year before they banged (confirmed as truff — or at least as close to confirmation as you can get), and then after 9 years of marriage, she caught him cheating…then walked out — took nothing from him in the divorce, etc.

      Now, assuming this is tru….I just feel bad for her. How shitty is that to do everything right and still get dumped on, then put into a horrible SMV position?

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      • She shouldn’t have walked out on him because he cheated, especially since she has a kid. That was a dumb move. She won’t find anyone better, specifically not as a divorced single mom.

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  7. “Clownish,” my favorite word.

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  8. on August 29, 2013 at 12:53 pm Amanjaw Marcuntte

    CH, you big meanie, stop making testosterone-deficient males cry.

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  9. “Littlespoon doesn’t make the rules,” and “I’m here where r u” = fucking lol.

    But yeah, this is just clowning, to me.

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  10. I burst out laughing when he pulled tl;dr. Soap opera line was solid too.

    It was impressive although we should pinpoint the text at which he overclowned.

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    • the lotsa cockaz text.

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    • I think he should have said “maybe” or “I’ll try” instead of “nah” when she asked him to give her more advance notice. Then just leave it for a while. She’ll be checking her phone constantly… or she’ll even initiate.

      He took it too far and triggered her “he thinks I’m a slut” defense.

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      • yeah, at some point after TL;DR, it was time for some sweet, sweet beta-game thrown in to wash down all the alpha. However, after she announced that she was no longer being used by DJ’s and off the cock carousel, she may have disgusted the intrepid texter…causing him to go overboard.

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    • Looks like he considered it a lost cause with “bring the movies” and was just having fun from that point on.

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  11. on August 29, 2013 at 1:03 pm HeManMasterofthePooniverse

    “Sorry I require effort. Not a call girl or 22 years old anymore. Was fun when I was but that’s all done now. … No longer the girl who goes to hang while you DJ then I get drunk then you fuck me after.”

    I’ve probably heard this stupid nonsense from at least 40 girls in my vag career. I don’t think they understand how laughable and ironic it is.

    I ask what kind of lunatic goes on a first date AFTER drunkenly banging her at 4am a dozen times previously (and he knows there have been a few in betwixt)?

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  12. that was so beautiful, even if it amounted to nothing. and my opinion is no amount of text was going to get her that night, but i’m guessing she wasn’t completely unavailable down the road. it will eat her up that he held his frame.

    and the bedding later, when it occurred, will inspire at least one extra = in the 8====D because she will be so upset with herself.

    nothing like a girl saying “god i’m such a slut” as she realizes she just spread her legs for you after telling you in every rational way she could make her mouth move that she wouldn’t. or maybe that’s just my thing

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    • My toughest LMR situation was a 21 year old chick 24 hours after I met her who claims that the fastest she ever fucked a guy as within 5 days, and that she regretted doing is so soon and she felt like such a slut. She said if she wanted to have sex with me at some point in the future, but definitely not that night. She said at least 50 times that she wasn’t having sex that night over at least 3 hours. My counterattack was a 2 pronged approach, that we didn’t need to have sex and could just settle with whatever she was comfortable with, but a couple times threw in the fact that she has already been down that road, so what is it she is actually preserving? Finally about 2 am she came back from the bathroom and, to my delight, said she changed her mind and wanted to bang now. The next day she told me she was crying for cause she felt like a slut, had called her besties to vent and all that. I just told her that I’m a good guy, and that if we kept banging and spent more time together that she wouldn’t regret it. That worked and it’s been going on now for 3 months. Moral of the story, if a chick ever suggests that she was easier in the past, that’s all the more reason things should go down quick. You know the deal with leopards and their spots.

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      • You are flirting with a false rape case my friend. Crying and calling her friends after a night of consensual sex that SHE initiated?

        Whorish leopard or not, cover your ass man.

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  13. His Game is obviously over-the-top, but would he have caused more of a positive reaction from a 22-year-old versus the victim, who admitted that she’s likely past peak?

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    • No. It’d be worse. The woman kept responding because, being past her prime, the guy was probably still her best option. A 22 year old hot chick in hypergamy godmode? Overgamer, please.

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      • “The woman kept responding because, being past her prime, the guy was probably still her best option.”

        She isn’t very rational to figure that out. She sounds as if she’s convincing herself why she shouldn’t see him; as if repeating to her inner self that she’s a reform slut and shouldn’t be that easy anymore.

        It was a funny exchange to read, but it went nowhere, so what good is it?

        He might have been able to close the deal if he approached her differently.

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      • “It was a funny exchange to read, but it went nowhere, so what good is it?”

        It got on CH site and produced a lot of LOLZLOLZ.

        Show us a text you did that got on here.

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      • Duh! I meant what good is it to him that he got nowhere?
        I wasn’t considering your fun in the mix.
        You know, earl, you’re not always on my mind, sweet pea.
        .
        My texts are private, but feel free to share yours of your latest conquest.

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      • “I wasn’t considering your fun in the mix.”

        Life is a party, babe. Everything is fun.

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      • I believe the term is “spinning plates”. When you have multiple going you don’t need immediate payoff from any one of them. As noted, despite her wording and hamster running full time, she obviously hasn’t lost interest in him. The difference between men and women long term planning.
        O===D
        O===D

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      • “As noted, despite her wording and hamster running full time, she obviously hasn’t lost interest in him.”

        You think? She ended hanging up on him.

        Regardless, she might have been interested in him to a degree because she kept “educating” him on what she needed from him to consider going out with him, namely that he must invite her in advance, not last minute. But ultimately, she ended the conversation with “I know. Thanks.”
        .

        “When you have multiple going you don’t need immediate payoff from any one of them.”

        Definitely. He probably has many other options, so he’s not worried about one slipping away. That’s why he could afford to play with her and not come off too interested. Maybe if he contacts her again, even last minute, she might reconsider. She’ll realize that with him it’s taking his terms or she doesn’t get to hangout with him. It all depends how much she digs him though. I think he should do the same thing next week and see what happens. Worst that could happen is she’ll spill some more “too much information.” It could be more funny shit.

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      • Dude,do you know women at all?
        They can’t figure this out even when they are 50.

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      • Ummm, where did I say that she was aware of the reason she was responding?

        Honestly, do you think a 22 year old with hotness of the gawds would even bother with a whiff of overgame? Shit no.

        What she said: “Sorry I require effort. Not a call girl or 22 years old anymore. Was fun when I was but that’s all done now. … No longer the girl who goes to hang while you DJ then I get drunk then you fuck me after.”

        What she thought she said: I’m a strong independent womanz who has learned from experience and I’m respecting myself

        What she actually said: I hate the fact that I want to do all of those things because I really don’t want to have to settle for someone less than you, but I know that the clock is ticking and I need investment soon. Please help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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      • What she actually said: I hate the fact that I want to do all of those things because I really don’t want to have to settle for someone less than you, but I know that the clock is ticking and I need investment soon. Please help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

        Actually, she said “you’re too sexy for me, so go hit on a hot 22 y.o. and let me get a beta sucker”. Her self-esteem has a facade of toughness, but in reality it’s weak and sinking.

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      • That sad feel, tho. Women hitting the wall is sad.

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      • What’s overgaming for an aging slut is perfect amount of game for a 22 year old.

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    • LOL! She’s not a victim; she victimized herself way before he came along.

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  14. Spot on Frost. Those days are over, behind me; I’m past the fling, hookup phase; I’m “Ready” for a relationship [now]; I’m not interested in just casual anymore. Etc. Are all the classic template of the OkCupid late 20’s through mid 30’s “Catch”, the Strong Independent Woman looking for her Beta provider.

    The insult to their own injury comes when they weave these go-to statements with their laundry list of what their man must be/have/do/not do, etc.

    It is particularly interesting how/when these same women always, always go on about “not playing games” yet they can’t resist the text, which is in fact one big game. One that they play often, but not well. I guess the same can be said for the entirety of internet “dating” which spawns many a text trap for those birds.

    Yeah sign me up for a former club rat who never managed to land a dude outside of the booty call who now is entitled to the pretty woman script in order to save her from herself. Awesome.

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    • Well said. She’s overgaming harder than he is, if you can call what she’s doing “game”.

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      • She’s not gaming him; she’s giving him exactly what he wants: indicators of interest. We don’t really have game anyway. I would have just politely told this guy I had plans and then stopped responding to him. Thread control and ending conversations can usually get us more chase, but the guy has to be interested already (i.e. we have to be hot).

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      • Thanks for teaching us the slut side of the carousel. The point of this blog, however, is that the entire culture of carousel riding and worshipping Miley Cyrus twerkingz by 20 -something girls is wrong and has destroyed our society. They should be looking for and saving themselves for their husband, to whom they marry at age 25, not 35. Keep playing though.

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      • Thanks for your assumptions, but I’m not a slut, nor am I 35. And before you meet your wife, you’re probably going to be texting her. So you might want to pay attention.

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      • At 25, she’s spent years on the carousel already. At 35, she’s gotten thrown off it.

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      • on August 30, 2013 at 6:15 am gunslingergregi

        oh shit thrown off

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    • “Yeah sign me up for a former club rat who never managed to land a dude outside of the booty call who now is entitled to the pretty woman script in order to save her from herself. Awesome.”

      ^This.

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  15. we should create a text hall of fame and the first one inducted into the hall of fame without question should be:

    “gay”

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  16. This is the greatest thing ever. I love the parties responsible.

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  17. Pfff…so much work and kind of tryhard in it’s “game”. Why do you text? To meet her.Text game by itself is worthless.
    Reminder of interaction + flip the script. Then one ping text a day. Then telling her where you’ll meet while giving a false choice and a little tease. Done.

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  18. Gay

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  19. on August 29, 2013 at 1:42 pm Mitch Cumstein

    He should’ve stopped after “tl; dr” and just waited. Guaranteed no one at her party is stimulating her more than he is via text and she’d drunkenly text, within two hours, “So why’re you such an asshole?” Hook, line, sinker.

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    • Exactly what I was thinking. Clearly the guy just wanted to toy with her though, and knew his texting was over the top yet entertaining. I trust him to have made the rational decision to NOT try to sleep with her, whatever his reasons.

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      • He can still sleep with her tomorrow or next week, though.

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      • He was inviting her somewhere, so he wanted to fuck. After her drama comment he should have said he likes how she screams when he fucks her.

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      • on August 29, 2013 at 4:27 pm Mitch Cumstein

        Right. I’m glad he put in the effort to entertain us, but if amping it up to 11 on the douchey scale resulted in him not getting laid, why even? A Always B Be C Closing.

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  20. Boar is better than bore; it isn’t polite to play with your food.

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  21. lol totally non-reactive:

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  22. If this is a real conversation, it is weird that no matter what the guy said she kept on having a relatively normal conversation, as if she was oblivious to whatever he said,

    it seems no matter what he would have said – he could have read the ingredient list on a can of soup – she would have had the exact same conversation

    ain’t that strange?…

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    • She’s attracted to him and getting desperate although she won’t admit it to herself. The “work for it” thing is to preserve her self-respect. The worse a woman’s SMV gets, the more psychological shit she drags along with her.

      That’s probably the best reason of all to date someone with a good SMV. Or else a shy bookish girl who gets her identity from other than hookups. The last thing you want is a codependent relationship or other psych. problems. Been there, done that, got out in time.

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    • This exchange is out of context, so we don’t know what happened between them before.

      Possibly, they have spent time together already because he’s mentioning her pussy rocks.

      Probably, he is used to asking her on short notice, and she’s tired of it because it implies that he doesn’t take her seriously and no options on her part. So at this point, no matter what he says, she is mad he always leaves her for last minute, yet again. That’s why she sounds so oblivious to his game. She must have made up her mind already not to accept these last minuet guys that want sex and nothing else.

      Not that I think this girl is worth anything, as I think she is trashy as well as a stupid (nothing worse than a stupid slut). But, when a guy asks regularly on short notice, it means he’s a dead end.

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      • Bring da movies over here tonight, Lily.

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      • If he hasn’t asked you out for the weekend by Thursday, you’re busy. At least, that’s what a Rules girl would do 😉

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      • Thanks for the tip sweet stuff.
        He’s feeling too confident lately, haven’t you noticed?
        .
        (I’m glad you’re back 🙂 )

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      • That tip was for the girl! 🙂 I will continue to support sites not part of the banosphere. It isn’t fair to blow people’s minds.

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      • I follow this. Even with girls who haven’t read The Rules, txting them last-minute will set off their ASD.

        This is especially true with chicks I haven’t actually banged yet. If I meet a girl and don’t escalate past a makeout in the initial interaction, on Sun/Mon I’ll set something up for a weeknight, or I’ll txt her by Wednesday night to see what she’s up to on the weekend and arrange plans to rendezvous.

        It’s always funny to me that even if the weekend plans are “I have to go to a b’day party but I’ll txt you as soon as I can escape and we’ll hang out” which is the exact same thing as simply going to the b’day party and txting her from it to hang out after…the exact same plans and end result, the former will be seen as sweet and not trigger ASD, and the latter will seem like a booty call and trigger ASD.

        This is extra important if you escalate past a few romantic kisses into hardcore makeout territory and beyond, but can’t fuck her that night…you’ll already be playing with flakey fire in getting her out again at ALL because her ASD will be thru the roof, but then on TOP of that txting to hook up with her at the last-minute? Fuhgheddaboutit lol it could theoretically happen, but you could also theoretically win a poker hand going all-in pre-flop on 2-7 off-suit. That doesn’t make it a smart play.

        Once you’re banging, if you’ve established a pure casual fuckbuddy frame, it’s fine. But as she starts to develop feelings, this will start to trigger ASD and eventually bring The Ultimatum (“if you just want me for sex, we can’t hang out anymore, I care about you too much and it hurts”).

        A huge part of pick-up is simply learning to stealth around the ASD security guards setting off the alarm like you’re Solid Snake.

        This txt exchange wouldn’t have been hard to avoid entirely, and could’ve been turned around but buddy burned it into the ground on purpose for our amusement which got me to lol at least. I’m stealing that soap-opera line lol

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      • This gem should be memorised

        >A huge part of pick-up is simply learning to stealth around the ASD security >guards setting off the alarm like you’re Solid Snake.

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      • “It’s always funny to me that even if the weekend plans are “I have to go to a b’day party but I’ll txt you as soon as I can escape and we’ll hang out” which is the exact same thing as simply going to the b’day party and txting her from it to hang out after…the exact same plans and end result, the former will be seen as sweet and not trigger ASD, and the latter will seem like a booty call and trigger ASD.”

        For educational purposes (since I’m sure you know), I’ll expain why in a woman’s mind these are two entirely different things: the former shows you thought of her ahead of time, the later does not. The advance plans make her feel valued, the short notice does not.

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    • Tells you pretty much all you need to know about “lines”….

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  23. Great point about riskless overgaming. Yeah sure maybe if she’d been younger a different approach, but she wasn’t. Give the guy credit for knowing that.

    Never having been a dj and having married someone well north of 22 (but I was further north still), what would have happened if one of those dj’s had suddenly gotten serious? Are chicks that age ready to settle down with a badboy if he goes along with it?

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  25. Your cautions about overgaming taken into advisement, but sometimes you care more about amusing yourself than scoring the pootie.

    That’s what this looked like to me.

    Though, I’ve pulled shit like this and gotten the score anyway. Oftimes it’s the not caring that wins.

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  26. I prefer the 8=👊==D💨💦💆

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  27. For being at a birthday party she seemed to have a lot of time to type out some lengthy hamsterbation replies.

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    • Hey Rollo, saw your comment at the daily mail bout the murder/suicide guy. Thought “Fuck, that name looks familiar”. Then remembered it was from here. Gave your comment a green arrow (not that it made much difference, lol).

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  28. what a loser. he reaches out first (he’s already lost, right there), wastes his time, is kinda creepy. doesn’t hook up with the chick. just clownish crap. that girl did prob hook up with some sexy dude that night, but it sure wasn’t him. LOSER.

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  29. I stopped using okc a few weeks ago after one too many awkward dates lol. My coworker showed me cliqie.com and I’m a big fan of that over the others in terms of actually meeting people vs. just entertainment. It has a different approach that feels less sketchy cause you and your friends essentially act as “wingmen”. I like that it helps you find things to do too. Skout’s okay too, but still has it’s fair share of creepers

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    • If you were a guy: “Cool story bro”
      If I was your grandmother: “That’s nice, dear”

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    • on August 30, 2013 at 1:20 am depressed_danny

      Using online dating services are still Beta, no matter how much tail you pull.

      High quality women in their prime don’t use that shit, and neither should men who value quality notches.

      Grow a pair and cold approach hot chicks in reality. If you’re not ugly and/or fat, you’re going to get a notch eventually that equals 50 from those gross girls who have to advertise online. Yeah you’ll come across to some as creepy and odds are you’ll experience some pretty embarrassing situations but nut up and just do it. Five seconds of talking to a hot chick face to face, even if she walks away looking like you smelled like shit, beats any ‘relationship’ you formed online.

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      • on August 30, 2013 at 5:14 pm The Spirit Within

        I pulled my wife off an online service. She’s an 8 and was 25 at the time.

        I also pulled a perfect 10 model from craigslist. No f’ing joke.

        At the time, it was like shooting fish in a barrel.

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    • I disagree. As long as you still approach and only use them to plump up your notch count there’s no issue. There’s a difference between relying on dating sites to get laid and getting laid anyway but using them to score extras.

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  30. Look at it this way…by overgaming she revealed she was lotsa cocka on the carousel. That is worth its weight in gold there. She had to get her gina and butt tingles fulfilled when she was younger, fitter, and tighter. Now that she’s looser she needs them beta bux.

    LOLZLOLZLOLZLOLZ

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  31. Just did this with a girl I’m mackin

    Tryin to get her to a concert tonight. After some shit tests shes says she can make but then asks:

    “how much is it”

    what’s the proper response?

    a) “$25”
    b) “we get u in”
    c) “u gotta ask?”
    d) “text me when ur here”

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  32. Just tried this script out on a girl im mackin to go to a show tonight

    she throws out a few shit tests, then finally says she can make it but then asks:

    “how much is it”

    what’s the proper response?

    a) $25
    b) u gotta ask?
    c) ur gonna get in
    d) text me when ur here
    e) we get u in

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    • on August 30, 2013 at 6:26 am gunslingergregi

      bring money for my ticket i’ll get you in tickets sold out but I got the inside lane lolzzzzzzzzzz

      but me i’d buy the ticket

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  33. Guys, turn off sound for your text messages or the girl you are currently gaming, this will naturally delay your reply and allow you to look from distance.

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    • Probably mostly good, but I’ve lost p00sy on a couple occasions in travel situations when I accidentally cut my sound, or couldn’t charge my phone.

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    • on August 30, 2013 at 6:10 am Customer Service

      Seconded. Also, sounds counter intuitive but turn on ‘Show when messages are read’ in iMessage, not sure why this works but it sends a good message if you don’t read a text until hours later and then it shows up as ‘read’. Or if it shows up as ‘read’ and you don’t reply.

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  34. Not sure if this will get filtered out by CH, but i really hope we could collectively start thinking of stunts and things to do to spread awareness and unplug more men into red pill awareness.

    CH and other blogs have a sizeable following, where we all congregate and discuss game related stuff. We are smart men, with common views and aspirations. Why cant we brainstorm ideas to push back against the weight of feminized society? Yes, its great to reap the rewards of Beta lack of awareness. But i would love to take the wind out of the sails of modern women more than anything. I want to see women’s status updates on facebook with ZERO likes for their attention whoring photos. I want men the world over to recognize the truth that it is a losing game to feed womens egos by playing text games, and interacting on facebook. Its just getting fucking worse by the year it is a revolting cultural trend.

    The only way this will happen is if a majority of men STOP encouraging female narcissism on a wide scale. For that, they need the motivation. To get the motivation, they need to be indoctrinated into red pill awareness…and to fully understand the futility of their beta instincts in todays warped gender climate.

    Cant we print out Red Pill blog articles and shove them in newspapers? Write the web address in bathroom stalls?

    “Tired of getting screwed over by women? Not getting what you want?” Go to http://www.xxxxxxxxx.com.”

    You could even print a billion copies of that little blurb.

    At the risk of sounding dorky, we could all act like trinity did in the matrix.

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    • The red pill shows up a lot, though.
      Like, this is pretty mainstream and also fairly red pill:
      http://www.askmen.com/dating/curtsmith/42_dating_advice.html

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      • Not enough.

        The past 4 years have watched social media become such a lose lose for men. Its completely rigged.

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      • This. The key point, IMO, is “past 4 years.” From 2009-2010 facebook was still a good place to get back in touch (or really meet for the first time girls who wouldn’t give you the time of day in high school) girls from high school, whom you could then bang. I did it. I really think just the last 3 years have really changed to where FB is now total crap for a guy and it’s nothing but attention whoring for girls or a place to share pics with your actual relatives (like if you have kids). In 2010 it was still cool for everyone to have 350 “friends” (talking mid 30s person; 20 somethings have 700 friends cause they had FB during college years), including guys, and get with girls from high school who were not married. Today it is cool to drop out of FB or have it but never use it. I have FB now and have only real friends and relatives there and I use it to share pics with my parents and grandmother.

        Now, my ex GF is still going strong with her attention whoring on FB and her 400 “friends,” because she has nothing else other than her cat to make her happy. She even admits it. She calls it her “fake FB life.”

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      • Yes, the function of social media has drastically changed from back in 2009/2010. Probably when “likes” became a feature.

        Out of curiousty i signed up for some online hook up website.I cant remember the name, but i later read (after experienceing) that it is literally rigged. Fake profiles all over the place, with like russian scammers posing as hot chicks. Obviously i deleted it.

        But facebook causes the same gross feeling of futility to me now. There are women i used to flirt with regularly, IM them…flirt back and forth on thier wall….etc who just completely blow me off now! Granted, they are now mid 20’s as opposed to early 20’s around 2009. But i beleieve its more a function of the ballooning of their egos now that they get 30+ likes for whoring out photos of them and thier beta providers they’ve snagged.

        I see it FUCKING EVERYWHERE. Men trying to be witty and funny…or even saying daring things on girls status updates or photos. And the girls…NEVER RESPOND. Or they blow off your comments with terse “friend” type talk. When i see a girl post a suggestive photo, and the ensuing predictable comments of loser guys and fake supportive girlfriends….it’s like watching a spider cast a web, and waiting for its prey. It is completely useless. Serves no function, but to periodically give them the ego boost they have become addicted to….and its fucking disgusting how its ruining their attitudes.

        Communicating with women on facebook is 100% futile and useless…and ANY attention is just fuel for their ego.

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      • The information is there — in enough mainstream sources, even — for anyone who wants it. That’s the key. People have to want it. Historically, men are similar now to how they were in the past (save the low T phenomenon lol); the only difference is that society’s rules benefited men. So men — who mostly just go with the flow — fell into good situations with decent wives, children, etc. Back then, as now, few men took pains to develop the natural ‘alpha’ character. You have to be willing to go to war with yourself…

        So, it’s the tendency of men — people, really — to just chill and go with the flow — that’s to blame.

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      • People do have to want it…and its very true, that you can lead a horse to water…etc.

        Man i tried to help a sad sack out awhile back who nodded and smiled and just continues to go forth in his misery of beta ways.

        Some people do take the truth faster than others…i personally had little problem admitting i fucking sucked when i started on the path. I was eager for the truth. I dunno i just see so much needless suffering, and men everwhere giving away their power. It’s so frustrating. I cannot stand unfairness, and we have a lopsided, unfair climate of entitled bitches, and sackless losers abiding and encouraging this shit.

        What will change culture for the better…is if there is a deep understanding of the futility of enabling womens poor behavior. A culture wide unwillingness to reward women with attention for their dysfunctional, crass, and spoiled behavior. Based on the understanding that it will ironically cause women to disrespect you, and just devalue men in general.

        We have women today who will blow off men that they would have been excited to meet in earlier generations…because she is now a walking celebrity. What we really have is social media, and smartphone culture consolidating the men willing to prey on a low SMV girl…… deluding her into believing she is hot shit. This is poisonous for men. Isnt anybody else angry at a cultural trend that cockblocks them, and makes their lives harder. Arent you upset that the natural love and affection of women has become scarcer to come by and more distorted because of this fucked up generation? Personally i want to fight back, and cut off the oxygen supply of this status quo.

        CH does his part. Roosh does his. How many of us owe our new understanding and our freedom from ignorance to these blogs?

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      • Women were always ‘walking celebrities.’ Pre and Post-feminist society realizes the value of women; pre erred on the side of boxing that value up and containing it, for fear of misuse — post views that value as just….y’know, do whatever you want with it, it’s all good. There really should be a ‘with great power, great responsibility’ middle ground with regard to female sexuality.

        It seems like everyone eventually learns red pill lessons — the question is when. I imagine blue pill men and women, after living similar amounts of life, both learn at the same time — somewhere in the mid-to-late 30’s. A man sees his natural SMV rise, and he’ll probably see a spike in female attention. Then he’ll realize that he should have spent his youth doing X or Y to put him in a better position. A woman will realize she’s definitely past her prime and that she should have settled down, had kids, and controlled her urges.

        But the question for the individual has always been the same — can you make something better of yourself? Can you believe that you deserve it?

        You can only really appraise how shitty the average person’s (or your) headspace is when you’ve gotten away from it. Like, before all of this….I was stuck at square 1: I don’t deserve to have a good body or to talk to girls or to have friends, etc. I shouldn’t try, because I’m just not that kind of person.

        While the societal ‘you’re a special snowflake’ nonsense is masked in self-acceptance, it’s really just blast powder pouring into a keg of cognitive dissonance. The same with ‘you go grrrrl,’ and ya, with pre-femi ‘you deserve a cooked square meal and clean house when you get home.’ Nothing is free, no one owes you shit. Teaching people those 8 words would do way more for the culture, IMHO.

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      • Scary, this is a great article, and from a man who himself is somewhat of a cad. He puts a time frame of 3 months on how long a girl should wait before she sleeps with a guy. 3 months is about right. He validates my position in “the-pretty-girls-dilemma” thread that if a man can’t wait, then let him go.

        “A woman should give the man the test of time and make him wait at least three months before having full intercourse with him. If he can’t wait that long, well her life just became a little less complicated because she knows that she’s dealing with a man who is just using her for her body. In the end, she’ll have peace of mind that she didn’t waste her precious gift on a man who simply wanted to use her.”
        “The outcome of the man’s decision will ultimately be based on how a woman behaves around him. If she sleeps with him on the first few nights, he’ll definitely throw her in the fun category. But if she can show him that her body is worth a lot more and that he’s going to have to commit to a serious relationship before he can taste her, he’ll definitely consider her as serious potential.”

        The only thing I don’t agree with him on is that he says because men know how hard self-control is and they’re not good at it themselves, they respect girls that do have self-control. I don’t think this is accurate. I think men have lots of self-restraint when they need to. They just don’t need to exercise it when most women bought into noncommittal sex. Women have a lot less self-control than men, even though historically it looks like women are the ones with the self-control and men aren’t. That’s because historically social shaming is the only thing that kept women chaste. Without it, they’re helpless. With the onset of the sexual revolution, shaming disappeared and women were left unprotected creatures that men used up like an old rag doll.

        I think one reason a man values self-restraint in a woman is that it suggests that if he’s successful in bedding her than he’s more dominant. A woman who doesn’t sleep around giving herself to him after a long wait, means she’s selective and he’s more convincing.

        Another reason is a little bit more primitive, but probably more important. Men are jealous and competitive, and the idea a woman slept with another man before him is repulsive in his mind. A lot of men don’t admit it’s how they feel, as they don’t want to look archaic. They have drank the feminist Kool-Aid too long to allow themselves to feel this basic emotion. Nevertheless, when it comes to proposing they back out, because in the back of their minds they feel the woman isn’t special enough to warrant this type of life-changing commitment. In other words, her having had sex previously subconsciously causes him to back out.

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    • Something like that would take something on the order of a VERY carefully-engineered TV show, at least on TBS or CC.

      Like “The Man Show, v3.0”

      And the hosts and writers would have to be So Incredibly On-Point,

      Because you KNOW the ensuing response of Gina-Powah haterade would be just Fukushima-Daiichi-Tsunami-Nuke-Splosion in its magnitude.

      (conversely, the hosts would be also slaying more poon than Genghis Khan with the right type of female groupies)

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    • I say, let the horse find the hay.

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    • Patently flawed.
      Most men would rather rationalize and mock(us) than work on themselves.
      I speak from experience.

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    • on August 30, 2013 at 1:01 am depressed_danny

      The red pill is simply recognizing the truth of a situation, no matter how unsettling it is.

      Therefore, those that truly live by that philosophy will always be a minuscule minority. There will never be legions of people who espouse and live by the truth of their situations. It requires too much courage and will make their lives too lonely. 90% of the global population is weak and lazy, and the other 10% struggle under the burden and influence of that majority every day of their lives.

      Plus the popular perception that movements win victory through numbers is wrong. There has never been a major revolution in history that was borne simply by several hundred thousand or even several million people banding together. That is anathema to the very nature of the human condition – the vast majority of people follow and are incapable of leading or even participating in movements until they deem it so successful or large that they can safely integrate with it with minimal harm to themselves. Read about revolutions, successful movements, and you’ll find it’s always a relative handful of men at the core who persevered through the tough times and setbacks. The numbers came at the end of the struggle, after victory had all been but assured.

      Every single (successful) movement in the history of mankind has been the result of the steadfastness of a few hundred or thousand like minded men, who espouse an idea and follow through with it. And also, those movements have only been accomplished through violence, whether that perpetrated by the group or other violence perpetrated by others. Look at India; Gandhi is celebrated as almost single handedly ‘freeing’ India from the British. At the time his movement gained a mass following the British had been crippled in WW2, their army had lost all taste for battle and they were in dire financial straits. The Indian independence movement only gained steam from their rivals having been worn down by a major war; if there had been no WW2 or any other major struggle in the 20th century involving the British, India would still be a British colony today, though possibly one with an active guerilla movement. There are similar circumstances behind every movement, even if popular history carefully crafts it to seem as though it were a peaceful revolution.

      So what would the end game of spreading more awareness of Red Pill philosophy be? Those that are truly interested will seek out and find it on their own. Those that aren’t cannot and will not be swayed, no matter how pervasive or persuasive an argument we level at them, unless a serious movement began that showed itself capable of achieving it’s goals. And since most of the goals of the already loosely connected Red Pill movement tend to call for nothing less then the complete overhaul of the corrupt systems we have in place now, a cadre would have to emerge from our ranks with a near fanatical determination toward victory and absolutely no moral compunction about using violence against enemies to achieve it.

      This will not happen. far too many of us (myself included) still think we have too much to lose, and even if we don’t, we still value our lives too much to risk anything on a movement that’s not guaranteed to achieve our goals. A serious movement based off Red Pill style truths may arise one day in the future, if a dystopian system ever descends, but it is unlikely that any of us will live long enough to see a revolution borne of desperation occur, whether we die from violence or old age.

      The fact that many of those commenting still think that simply telling people about the way things are will enact change shows that most have not truly ‘swallowed’ the Red Pill. The truth of our situation in the decline is thus; if there ever was a point where peaceful methods, where using the system to change the system, could prevail, it has long since disappeared – for those of us under 50, it was never there to begin with. The truth of our situation is that most of our peers, our family, our neighbours, our friends and our fellow countrymen, simply do not care.

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  35. Last two paragraphs gave me chills. Perfect.

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  36. It was too much. Borderline pathetic.

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  37. on August 29, 2013 at 5:05 pm Full-Fledged Fiasco

    “ur pussy rocks”

    Still the most retarded phrase in the history of the internet.

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  38. “Not a call girl or a 22 year old anymore” t

    This reminds me of a news item this week. Seems Nevada is down to 19 brothels from 36 in 1985. They cite many made-up reasons: economy, fuel prices and internet hookup sites. They failed to mention all the available sluts.

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  39. OT, but re Tweet,

    You see Cheryl Cole’s ass lately?

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  40. so this girl that i hooked up at the beach with after doing the most blatant mystery method night ever, got engaged to some schmoe then broke off the engagement because the passion we had wasn’t there 🙂 poor bastard loved her too.

    anyway so that breaks off and she’s back to wanting to hook up, i put zero effort in, basically said come and take a ride, and i guess she really has had it, so i get a:

    “TB: This ship has sailed. It’s not healthy or productive for me. Best of luck to you.”

    i think ‘gay’ is probably the right response but occasionally i get a solid lol out of this place so if anyone has better suggestions.

    i will add that she has a fantastic body. she is probably mentally ill even more than most girls so i could still get a few shots into her and i wouldn’t mind it. but not worth a ton of work.

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  41. To learn and perfect your game, start off dealing with women for whom you have utter contempt. Because they are fat, etc. Then transpose the same attitudes of indifference and instinctive cruelty to your interactions with “normal” women.
    When they pick up the bar-tab, celebrate your moment of clarity.

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  42. on August 29, 2013 at 9:20 pm Lard Jerrrggedd xD

    in other news, why our balls want to rise up and kick us in the face when we miss the bang with a perfect hot girl (russian, petite, 20, hair like a goddess in my case)..

    this Man is like a doctor peering into my clinincal soul ;’D

    http://mayhaan.blogspot.de/2013/08/when-you-almost-seduce-hot-feminine.html

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  43. except he sent first one

    and last

    tisk tisk.

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  44. “Sorry I require effort. Not a call girl or 22 years old anymore. Was fun when I was but that’s all done now. … No longer the girl who goes to hang while you DJ then I get drunk then you fuck me after.”

    You don’t pay more for the car at the used car dealership, you pay less.

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    • And always assume the used car salesman is ripping you off somehow, and trying to offload a lemon on you, even if it’s not immediately obvious.

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  45. Decided to post my first field report today. Been reading this site for about a year and started really being active about going out this summer. Have a roommate who is seriously an 8.5 and gets offers for dinner from club owners, flights to ibiza, etc. Started going out partying with my roommate this past month regularly and we usually go to some fancy clubs where rich 40 year old guys main pick up line is “I have a lot of money” lol Been using her as a crutch for preselection purposes to open other girls (was working on opening beautiful girls) in the vicinity while she talks to other guys.

    Usually I dance with them for awhile and we take pictures and exchange numbers. At the end of the night I would go home together with my roommate after she’s done talking with 10 guys or so (she has a very open personality and will talk to anyone). She tells me guys always ask her if I’m her boyfriend and I’ve always either disqualified myself “That could never happen” or A&A “Yeah we would be the greatest couple in the world”. Just basically been DHVing over the course of the month but basically acted too beta to ever take action when we got back to the apartment because I had some feelings for her.

    Fast forward to this week and she started working in a nightclub (paid to basically drink) and she’s invited out to the club and I’ve been coming (entering her frame, lowering value I know). However I’ve introduced myself to her coworkers so with preselection I get their numbers but nothing further has happened. Said I would teach one of her coworkers english, coworker also bought me a drink so IOI (nothing came of this the next day as I left with my roommate). Another time same thing but her friend who was a pro basketball player (natural alpha male) came. Attempted to AMOG by laughing and telling her “that guy bought you a drink?” she responds “he’s a good friend” so had nothing left (status is king). He probably tells her stuff to AMOG me and when the night ended I saw them heading towards the bathroom.

    Tonight went out again but wasn’t feeling in state (low energy, feeling like a needy asshole). Roommate and a non coworker friend was there. The basketball player was there again with taller guy near 7ft probably. Too many guys there, other coworkers were cold and didn’t want to talk to me very much. Should’ve left but got bored instead and started to do pushups (RSD video to confirm people don’t care but apparently they did…) when my roommate was in the bathroom. A staff member got mad and told me to stop but others thought it was funny. Other female coworkers were laughing. When my roommate came back I told her this and said “I was just having fun” and she told me “she can’t lose respect in this place” and I said “I could leave if you want” but she told me to stay. Probably DLV by allowing the bball player (who probably banged the other girl two nights ago) to AMOG me and saying shit about me while I ended up doing nothing and waiting for the night to end before we would go to another club when her shift was over. Roommate ended up telling me she wasn’t going home tonight and would stay over at her friend’s house who was there. Basically other nights I had enough high value where she would never leave with another guy because she didn’t want to risk seeming like a slut but tonight hypergamy kicked in and because I was out of state and didn’t take any action she stopped caring so I left while her and her friend left to another club with the basketball players.

    After a couple minutes of anger and enragement, cold logic finally took over allowing me to analyze what happened. Feelings are gone and I have finally fully awakened. Events took place in Europe

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    • Are you seriously trying to get with your roommate? She has you so friendzoned it’s scary, solely focus on using her a prop to get with other women.

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    • on September 1, 2013 at 3:40 pm cotton eye joe

      courting whores in brothels isn’t a strategy for success

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    • so basically you ruined a nice night out with your friend by acting like some PUA weirdo doing pushups in the middle of a nightclub for no reason. I bet your “state” wouldn’t have been low if you just had something to drink and danced like a normal person.

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    • This is such a good story. So what happened since? Were you able to regain your high value in her eye?

      Turn it around, and look down on her. Make her feel you think she’s a slut. She might work hard to try regaining your respect.

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  46. Off topic but worth sharing.

    The Parable of the Plow horse and the Princess.

    http://www.avoiceformen.com/women/the-plow-horse-and-the-princess/

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    • This is not game. This is silly over gaming. I hope the newbies dont take this to heart. Even Pimps sweet talk their whores to keep them motivated. He’s already fucking the girl. All he had to do was give her a days notice. Tomorrow lets hang out, and he’d have that pussy on tap. There’s no need to burn bridges and mess with your fuck buddies mind like that. In the long run, you damage her. I like to keep my fuck buddies motivated. The quality of the sex is better when she wants to be exclusive and I don’t.

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  47. I lost it at “”lotstas cccockas 4u lzozozozoz””. Hilarious! That’s some world class trolling. Kudos to the author.

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  48. Here’s a word-for-word approach and how I got the number of a girl on OK Cupid. She lives in another city, so I’m setting up meeting her there when I’m back. I must give credit to Krauser for his texting model. Hope you guys find this instructive. Note how several times she shit-tests by trying to blow me off or disqualify herself and how I keep ploughing on until I get the number.

    Me:
    ok, you almost lost me there. but you got me back at tatts. you are clearly trouble. you have that look my mom warned me about:sweet and proper in public, sex-crazed maniac in private. but you do have very feminine almond-shaped eyes. I picture you sipping a single-malt whiskey in XXX

    HER:

    Pretty presumptuous you are…tsk tsk. I’ve never tasted a single-malt whiskey in my life nor hung out at chimes sipping one. It’s a pure waste of money & life. The word ‘trouble’ reminds me of taylor swift’s song. My mum had never warned me before. Should I be careful of blue-eyed boys?

    ME:

    Oh…we have a rebel. Behave young lady or i’m sending you to the naughty corner. You should be careful of boys, I’m a man, you’re a woman…follow your instincts. I’m XXXX

    HER:

    Factually speaking, I’ve only had to send people to naughty corners. My experiences as an attractive gal in my late 20s had taught me that careful & boys do not gel.
    Gave your profile a proper read this time. I guess I do not hit many of your criteria, being;
    a) I’m in xxx & you’re in ANOTHER PLACE
    b) petite & slim reflects malnutrition. I love me some vascularity & muscles.
    c) I’m chronically insane. It runs in the family. Blame it on genetics

    ME:
    Just for that you’re buying the first round. I’m in YOUR CITY every week or so. LET”S MEET MEXICAN BAR. Margaritas. As for being crazy,…you are afterall a girl.

    HER:

    Wowsa. I haven’t even agreed & you’ve already choosen your poison of choice. Hmmm. I really don’t consume alcohol though. Unless u don’t find it creepy that I sit staring at u sip the margarita u bought yourself ; p
    So is a crazy girl less scary than a scary guy?

    ME:

    I wouldn’t find it creepy because you’d be wearing heels and short skirt. Well,{HER NAME]l… you sound just batshit crazy enough to warrant a chat. My whatsapp: XXX That’s an invitation to text so no creepy stalking crazy girl….

    HER:
    I’m not sure about heels & short skirts. Wait…do I even own decent skirts? Why not I invite you to chat 1st so I don’t fall into yet another 1 of your assumptions. Yeah, I’m referring to the creepy stalker girl in heels & mini skirt. GIVES ME HER NUMBER . Chat soon 🙂
    Brgds,

    So every few days she sends another photo of herself in some attractive pose.

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  49. Amazing how fast she reveals her slutty past when pussy was free and flowing, and now she asks this man to invest.

    In the words of horsespeak,

    Wow just wow..

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  50. GBFM has a great point.

    My days of sluttiness are over! You are going to have to WORK!”

    “If I need to put in work, I’ll put in work to find a girl whose sluttiness is just beginning.”

    Having been through the hell of that mentality, when no mentors were around, my fuses blow when I read shit like that.

    Work for a used up cunt without getting to use it… Efff that.

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    • “”“If I need to put in work, I’ll put in work to find a girl whose sluttiness is just beginning.””

      Yes.

      …like going to a used car lot and being expected to pay new car prices.

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      • on August 30, 2013 at 7:53 am Hugh G. Rection

        Very good analogy. I used to use the fruit vendor (read it somewhere else), first you give away the fresh fruit for free then expect people to pay for the rotten leftovers.

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    • on August 30, 2013 at 1:28 am depressed_danny

      Not to suck his dick, but GBFM has great points by default. He’s like that crazy guy on the street corner most people ignore until they actually listen to what he’s saying, realizing that goddamn that man makes a lot of sense.

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    • on August 30, 2013 at 7:35 am Great Books For Men GreatBooksForMen GBFM (TM) GB4M (TM) GR8BOOKS4MEN (TM) lzozozozozlzo (TM)

      lzozozlzzol

      GBFM ECOnOMICZ MAXIM # 1:

      A woman’s courtship value is equal or less than the lowest price she ever gave her pussy away for. lzozozoz

      After a woman has had a one-night stand
      or given her pussy for free
      her courtship value
      is 0.
      or less than 0.

      As why would you want to be the guy
      who pays for what others got when it was younger hotter tighter
      forty pounds lighter
      for freeee?

      lzozlzozlzzo

      After a woman passes 25, whence she has generally been buttcocked numerous times and desouled, her courtship value is negative. It is the woman, who is now wired fiat bernanke cash and allowed to excel in fiat bernanke programs that drug up and dumb down boyz while deocntsructing da GREAT BOOKS 4 MENZ and creating far more debt than wealth while bankruping the West morally amnd moneetarily, who must pay the man so as to court him.

      For a 25 year old multi-buttocked, desouled, bernankifed woman represents a huge risk to a man’s livelihood, his time, his conscience, his soul, his future earnings, and his general well-being. And the man must be compensated justly so as to have to court a woman over 25 who has been buttcocked and deousled and converted by the cenrta; bankerz into a vehicle of welath transfer lzozlz so dey could convert their masisve fiat debt into physical property by leveraging a woman’s sexuality for prviate profit gains while placing all teh risksz on good menz zlozzllz.

      lzolzolzozozozozoz

      lzolzozoz

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  51. Let’s switch the sexes. “I’m no longer that 22 year old commitment guy, been there done with it, now I just wanna have fun. You’re a fun girl, aren’t you?”

    Hmmm.

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  52. on August 30, 2013 at 6:02 am gunslingergregi

    omfg lol

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  53. on August 30, 2013 at 6:35 am gunslingergregi

    incoming text while getting my dick sucked
    chick whats up
    me whats up with hangup he he he
    chick lost service sorry bout that
    me k
    chick I heard from bla yesterday he messin with my emotions
    me oh really
    chick yea told him to shove it
    me good for you
    chick yea
    chick im solo cool
    chick I still have no internet
    me that sucks on internet
    chick suck to be you
    me solos good you ready to come eat my cum babe
    me I need you
    chick yep
    me that’s my good girl
    chick yep that is
    chick want you do for me
    me no response
    chick well
    me ill give some my attention
    chick a lot of it
    me he he he
    chick cool

    chick sucking my cock was impressed at the speed of her responses to me he he he

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  54. on August 30, 2013 at 6:43 am gunslingergregi

    the place to really be I guess is the chicks begging for you to fuck them

    blond chickie fucking scrubbed down my shower had it gleaming got my fridge gleamin swept my floors washed the balls shaved me up popped the zits
    organized the house cleaned kitchen
    at lest I can cum in her mouth now she said she looking forward to one day when maybe I can fuck her maybe another year form now hahahahahaha
    I told her we takin it slow he he he
    I bit her ear little bit after tossin her in air a few times her whole body goose bumps not bad I guess
    when ya really don’t care about a bitch it is diferent

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    • on August 30, 2013 at 6:48 am gunslingergregi

      I relented and let her stay the night when she was beggin I mean shit she worked her ass off give her something to brag about

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    • on August 30, 2013 at 4:09 pm gunslingergregi

      oh yea forgot she carried out my trash bags I always think its funny when the bitches take my trash out cause that supposed to be the mans job around house when he gets home from work right lol

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  55. on August 30, 2013 at 6:51 am gunslingergregi

    I say it was scray by the way
    the giveaway was boo

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  56. Dude what

    That person got shot down, BADLY, and you’re taking it as a success?

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    • Why did it take 200 comments before somebody pointed this out.
      I’m out to get laid, not win pissing contests over who gives more of a shit.

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  57. Completely out of context but I realized the greatest alpha is simply a reformed asperger male who learns the ways of the universe and is able to utilize his crazy mathematical head to constantly win win win.

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  58. Serious questions..So let me get this straight. I’m currently 24 and I took the red pill 2 years ago when I was an oblivious beta in bliss looking for a girl to get to know and spend the rest of my life with (hahahahahaha). And you guys are saying that in approx. 5 years, all of the women that passed me up in high school and in college are going all of a sudden want to give me some play?

    And that they’ll actually expect me to want it still (let alone “work” for it) when they’ve already given it to the countless number of athletic team members and popular kids in school?

    Can you imagine a room of 20 people in which a candy bar is passed around and each person gets one bite and you’re number 19? Are you still going to want to take a bite?

    I’m not having much fun at all and it’s understandable. In the meantime, I take the easy lays and girls that are blatantly interested. I’m currently in grad school and just busting my ass off to try and make a decent future for myself. That takes precedence over any female. It does feels like I’m throwing one half of my life away just to live the other half. While I am interested in the supposed spike of female attention once a guy hits 30 or more years of age, I still question whether or not I’m still going to care by that point, whether I’m visible or not to women. I feel like that would be a nice point in my life where I can make up for lost time, as I definitely don’t want to shack up with some ex bar slut who has ten times more notches than I do.

    It just doesn’t make any sense. If you are a guy you are penalized for looking for what I was looking for a few years ago. If all of a sudden you receive more attention in your 30’s, why would I want to settle down immediately? I should settle down now for some has-been that got all her playtime? The way I evaluate it, if you’re a young guy you should just focus on building a nice life for yourself (if that was a “no shit sherlock” for you, just ignore that sentence). This is my mindset right now. If you feel it’s flawed, I’m all for someone exposing it and enlightening me.

    One thing for sure, is that reading this blog for the past 2 years has greatly improved my interactions with women and has gotten me a few bangs. At its core this is a journey of constant self-improvement.

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    • Serious answer….. YES. (to your first two paragraphs). It’s mind blowing actually. It starts at 30. And suddenly your nailing 18 -20 year olds with less than 5% of the effort you put it when you were 18. By 35 it RAMPS up even more – yours to freely enjoy assuming you avoided signing a marriage contract properly.

      Then at 36+ your mailbox and phone will begin to get littered up by every chick who throughout you weren’t ‘good enough’ . In the last 12 months alone, I have received MANY of these. It’s remarkable. It’s almost like EVERY chick that ever even THOUGHT about you suddenly wants to “rekindle” something they THOUGHT was there. Girls you asked to dance, and they look at you like you had the cooties. Chicks who threw your attention away and stepped over you. Even girls who treated you like CRAP….. but NOW you’re FASCINATING to them, they would love to get their claws into you – and your wallet.

      • “In the meantime, I take the easy lays and girls that are blatantly interested.”

      You have exactly the right idea.

      If she doesn’t look at you and go “yum” she’s not worth the effort. Girls that don’t show interest and aren’t responding to yours, should be ignored.

      One chance. Per chick. Per lifetime.
      No exceptions.

      • “I’m currently in grad school and just busting my ass off to try and make a decent future for myself. That takes precedence over any female.”

      Excellent attitude. Never deviate from your course, captain.

      At 24…. you can’t even BEGIN to see the future yet.
      Take very close listen.

      • “I still question whether or not I’m still going to care by that point. ”

      And what would be so wrong with that? How can you “care” about the creature that wasn’t interested in you — until AFTER you made something of yourself. She didn’t see the VALUE in you and appreciate your drive, focus, ambition, and your positive qualities were IGNORED as she threw away your valuable time and attention when she had the chance. So, not not caring is exactly what you SHOULD do.

      As her/their SMV (sexual market value) ramps down, she would love nothing more than to get you to sign a life contract just BEFORE you have even BEGUN to experience your SMV. She want to get you to think “this is the best I can do.”

      • “At its core this is a journey of constant self-improvement.”

      You’ll do just fine. Guaranteed.

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      • Thanks Tom. You’re right. I thought 24 was considered older but apparently it’s still considered a kid in the realm of 30+ year olds. I can’t see everything yet but I know I’ve made the right choice of just focusing on establishing myself. I have no idea what a few years from now will entail.

        As for women, snagging a beta just before the expiration date is obviously the best cast scenario for them, it’s just extremely risky. Therefore, what I don’t understand is why they only seem to be aware of happening when it’s too late nor why they seem to all go for this strategy. There’s always a chance you may end up alone, especially if she got knocked up pre-wall. I fucked this girl from one of my college courses last year. She was a 25 year old single mom and all she would go on about is how bad the kid’s father was, and how he abused her. Absolutely none of this was her fault according to her. I sat and listened because hey, she gave up the pussy quite easily, was very attractive, and worked hard to lose the fat after the kid to the point where she had a nice thin body and a fat ass. Lesson learned: sometimes all a woman wants is someone who will sit there and listen to her bitch about all her problems and she will fuck you.

        Perhaps a woman’s declining SMV doesn’t matter because there are more than enough betas to go around. As I mentioned before, I just think it’s a terrible deal by that point as your SMV is going up and hers is on a rapid decline. It’s completely disadvantageous to you. Ever since I found this site and started reading it a couple of years ago, my brother and I constantly debate about the content of PUA and blogs like these. We live in NYC.

        What do you make of the hot/beautiful 30+ year old women that have taken good care of themselves, have successful careers, own their own homes and have no children? I told him that this is a gigantic red flag for me because they should’ve been married years ago if they have all of those qualities, but after speaking to guys that are over 30, I find a lot that don’t judge a woman or care about her history. I still don’t get the logic in this (unless they have been whoring around themselves?)

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    • Some advice from a guy who is living the consequences of some mistakes:

      Yes, they WILL want you. I noticed when I was about 26 that the kinds of girls who never gave me the time of day when I was 20 perked right up and started showing all the signs of interest when I would say, “I’m working on a graduate degree in engineering.” I wasn’t RP-aware, but I was dimly aware that most of these girls were probably tired of lotsa cockaz and the bernankefied butthex lifestyle and thought I would rescue them.

      So I ignored them.

      However, if you think what you want is to settle down, there is in fact a very, very small percentage of women who are absolutely worth it—the near-mythical woman who is sexually available her husband (but only and ever her husband), is pleasant to be around, takes care of the kids, and understand that “good man” means a man who is himself virtuous, interesting, and able to provide, not “hottt DJ at da club.” Some of my friends married these women.

      I did not.

      THESE women, however, get snapped up generally before they even finish undergrad. These women are much like players/PUAs in that they know what they’re looking for, they know their looks and fertility won’t last forever, and they aggressively go for it when they are at peak nubility—and by the way, they know ex-PUAs and overstimulated sex tourists like Roosh are NOT what they want. The supply of good women is basically gone by the time they hit 23. If that’s what you want, you need to go for it while you’re still young enough to be attractive to a 20-year-old (you still have a couple years, though). You can’t hop off the pussy wagon when you hit 60 into the arms of a waiting virgin, no matter how much CH says you can.

      I married a woman who was morally upright, but insisted that I give her her 20s to chase her career dreams, and then we’d get married at 30. Being a hopeless, pathetic beta who had never dated a woman as attractive as her, I went along with it. I am paying for it every single day. Don’t do that. A friend introduced me to the red pill about a year later.

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      • Thanks for the advice. Sorry to hear about what happened. Hopefully you can fully recover soon enough. Discovering the red pill was just the beginning for you. I’ll be keeping my eyes peeled for the right young dame while building my life in the meantime. What else is a young chap to do?

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  59. TheFirstStep:
    If your game keeps improving you will bag the 18 year olds with low numbers cause they didn’t get the chance to bang too much yet, or even better, a classy 22 year old girl with low numbers who will be LT material. The changes are incremental, but over time, dynamic.

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  60. And keep approaching more and more, the skillset never stops growing, there’s no ceiling.

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  61. CH is bored and lonely enough to fake-message himself an iPhone conversation. Sort of the male equivalent of playing with dolls.

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  62. […] [Every CH Text Game Tactic Used On One Girl At Once] […]

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