A Test Of Your Game

Scenario: You’ve been dating a girl for a month and she takes you out to a party at a local pub which lasts to the wee hours. There, she introduces you to some of her girl friends, a couple of whom you have met before.

People are drinking, but no one gets blitzed. The atmosphere is just tipsy enough for guards to be let down and bitch shields to lower. One of her friends, a caustic playette who is just as cute as your date but with bigger tits, spends an inordinate amount of time chatting you up. Other men in the venue are angling for her attention, but she always manages to slip away for precious moments of titillating conversation with you. Your date does not notice anything untoward.

Later, the playette tells everyone she is leaving. (Extrovert playettes absolutely must let everyone know the details of their comings and goings.) As she is wrapping up to leave, she prances (yes, prances) over to you, arms outstretched as if anticipating a big hug. Instead, she throws her arms over your shoulders and swoops in for a kiss, ostensibly aimed for one of your cheeks. Her vector is off and you don’t know which cheek she is aiming for, so your head does a little bobbing and weaving, which makes you feel retarded. Your head dancing is to no avail anyhow, because in the noisy confusion and the cramped space of the crowd her puckered mouth lands right smack on your lips. The kiss is firm, unhesitant. She pulls back almost immediately, blushes and makes a half-twirl, and says “Oh, wow, woops!”

She is turning to walk out the pub, smiling like a schoolgirl on a snow day. Your date is in the bathroom and saw nothing. You can’t be sure, but you think the kiss lingered a split second longer than would have been the case had it been an accidental smooch. You reflect for a bit and conclude that her kiss was no accident.

As a frequent guest of the Chateau, you have no moral scruples in the arena of love and sex. You pursue pleasure unapologetically and unremittingly. If a friend of your date has come-on to you, and you suspect a chance exists to convert subversive flirting into full-blown fornication at some later date, you will scheme accordingly. You understand that the loss of your date is a possible consequence, but the clarion call of the game sings to you like a choir of devilish imps.

What do you do?

Don’t bother with what you’ll do a week or a month later. What do you do beginning with the moment after the kiss is consummated? How do you advantage yourself so that the odds of a bang at some future date go up considerably, assuming you cannot get the bang that very night? (You’re not such a cad that you’ll leave your date alone in the pub.) Each second matters, so think quickly.





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  1. lame.
    this blog has reached a new low.

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  2. first bitches

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  3. Do?

    NOTHING.

    Let the story grow it’s own legs.

    When the chick your with finds out use it to your advantage, agree and amplify.

    When the other chick stews on it for a while, and then hears about it or get’s asked about it by someone OTHER than you… it will make her head spin… she’ll call you eventually.

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  4. on November 11, 2010 at 3:02 pm Mr. Happy's Conscious

    “Maybe later I can give you lessons on how to kiss”

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  5. Nothing. These kinds of girls are cockteases e.g. the girl you discussed in your last post. They derive their satisfaction from the attention and validation garnered from flirting with a date of their girl friend’s. The second you show any genuine interest, she will withdraw and probably mock you to her friend who was her date, thus losing you two girls. You can get the bang, but she must come to you, and you getting her isolated arises near-organically.

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  6. Just say “You missed,” perhaps with a sarcastic smirk. Then turn away. Her hamster goes into overdrive, and she will find an excuse to track you down again (facebook, finding an “innocent” excuse to get your phone number, or subtly positioning herself to see you again with her friend).

    Let it simmer and grow to a boil over a few weeks. Cash in at a later date, when you have more time for her to offer her phone number or sneak away to a private locale.

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  7. Sad.

    If a guy has to hit on his friends’ girls or his girl’s friends, you have to wonder if he really has that much game at all.

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  8. I would tell my date what happened in a matter-of-fact way. A more attractive girl’s attention raises my status. My date’s jealousy raises my status. It’s win-win all around.

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  9. Playfully bust her balls on her faux-pas and keep the conversation going until she offers to give you her number, though first I would try to get some background info on her (boyfriend? notorious tease? habitual cock-hopper?). Honestly, then and there there’s minimal that you can do to extend the situation.

    There are no accidents, and she’d already spent most of the night chatting with you, and it usually takes more than a month for a girl and you to go from ‘dating’ to ‘in a relationship’.

    When are the results of the last ‘A test of your game’ being posted? The one you ran back in June?

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  10. “You can’t be sure, but you think the kiss lingered a split second longer than would have been the case had it been an accidental smooch.”

    If it’s me, then yes, I *can* be sure. 😉

    I would do nothing and act the same way as if she’d just hugged me. I’d be careful not to let her catch me watching her as she leaves. Mr. Cool, all the way.

    My thinking is that this is more “information” to be used later rather than an immediate “opportunity.” In other words, I can’t think of a play right now, but I do know that if I run into her alone at the supermarket two days later, there’s a good chance she’s game.

    I have found myself in similar positions a few times (isn’t alcohol a wonderful thing?), so this post intrigues me. I’m curious to see if there’s a better response I’ve been missing. Mind you, in my case, I’m married, so I have to be very careful not to overplay (or overestimate) a situation.

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  11. Pull out my dick and say”ya ha ya ha!!”?

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  12. “Ocean’s Eleven could have really used you…”

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  13. You break the kiss off early by pushing her away, then pull her back towards you only to spin her sideways, lean her over and start spanking her in front of everyone. Then stand her back up (she’ll be bright red now with tingles), grab her shoulders and spin her around facing away from you and towards the exit. Then you turn around and high five the nearest guy as she spins back around to re-engage.

    Then turn to face her and say “What? I thought you had to go?” As you point to the exit.

    You’ll be hitting that fresh pussy within 2 weeks.

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  14. Grab her shoulder, say “hold on a sec,” take out your phone, say “here, give me your number.”

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  15. Nothing.

    Any indulgence of the cock-tease would basically grant her the satisfaction of knowing that she got to you, while you were on a date with her friend. That, on its own, is enough to shutter her labia in your face forever–what woman wants to sleep with a man so desperate for her he’ll indulge a flirty friend of his date, when all she’d done was “accidentally” kissed him “by mistake” when she never meant it. “Ewww… what a total perv… like totally!”

    Further, anything you would do in front of her friends will probably get back to your girl and you don’t want that to be too incriminating, but rather, you want it mysterious enough to keep her tingle raging.

    By playing it cool and doing nothing, your girl will hear about it and then you can be all mysterious and relaxed about it and get her jealous. And the flirt will be enraged that you did nothing, and will want to do anything humanly possible to seduce you, because her womanhood depends on that.

    So, you do nothing, and your girl gives you better and badder sex, while the flirt will certainly find a way to contact you and find some stupid excuse for getting together with you.

    You may then collect on your double winnings.

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  16. Try to get a threesome.

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  17. If all else fails, I would just say “lol whatever” and pre-empt her leaving by walking away.

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  18. Firm slap on the ass before she gets out of reach, hand cupped, and if she looks, give her my best shit-eating grin and say, “Oh, wow, oops!”

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  19. I’m with the do nothing guys. Let the nature of gossiping cunts and fags run your story for you.

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  20. It’s not going anywhere tonight, so you have to let her leave. She’s been talking to you all night, so you can assume what happened is no accident. Follow her out of the pub, say “I hope you’ve got a ride, you had too much alcohol on your breath to be driving. Do you need me to put you in a cab?”

    Lots of different things can happen from this point, maybe I’ll list some scenarios in a later comment, but the main point is you’ve forced her out of her cockteasing frame, and acknowledged that she kissed you in a way that makes her sure you won’t forget it but without her getting to feel any superiority about that.

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  21. Drop pants, head tilt back, Fap.

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  22. Crumble your face and break into chest-wracking sobs, as you fall to your knees and howl through a torrent of tears:

    “Thank you, angel, thank you! it’s been so long since I’ve been touched!”

    Make sure your arms are outstreatched, and trembling.

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  23. “Let’s you and her fight.”

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  24. “Pop quiz, asshole: you’ve got a hair trigger aimed at your head. What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO?”

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  25. As soon as this blog got semi popular, every other comment was “THIS BLOG SUX NOW/NEW LOW” or “jump’d z shark”.

    Critics are hilarious, because they can sit home, do nothing, produce nothing, and automatically feel superior to the person who is actually being creative and productive.

    If this blog sucks, then don’t read it, or start your own with your superknowledge.

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  26. Tough one. It sounds like a hit and run on her part, and there wasn’t much time to react. I couldn’t think of anything immediately. Once she turns away, you can’t chase.

    First thing that came to my mind is to threaten to tell your date about it. “I’m gonna have to tell [date’s name] that you tried to make out with me.” See how she reacts.

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  27. “It was nice to meet you”+back turn and leave.

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  28. I tell my date that her friend gave me an X-rated rundown of how Friend wanted me to take care of Date that evening. Concoct a set of raunchy details that Friend “supposedly” suggested doing to Date. Date’s shocked, but hopefully complies with this plan. Date will then tell Friend, who will have no alternative but to agree that this is what happened, but will probably pretend to not remember specifics of what was said. Friend will appreciate the cover story, and be turned on by the recap of what happened with Date at the end of the night.

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  29. I’d go with Bob on this one:

    “Firm slap on the ass before she gets out of reach,…
    and say, “Oh, wow, oops!””

    After that, let the hamster spin for a while and see if she offers her number the next time you see her out.

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  30. I’d grin and say to myself (loud enough that she can hear) “Yup. Still got it.”

    http://www.guitarsolos.com/videos-ten-rose-kiss-%5BlHS2wsDrKBE%5D.cfm

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  31. on November 11, 2010 at 3:41 pm Gunslingergregi

    As she comes in for kiss.

    Push her head down grab her waist and reverse pile drive her head into the floor for trying to sexually harass you.

    he he he

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  32. I’d gorilla fuck her out back near the dumpster.

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  33. Mr. Happy’s Conscious [sic] has the spirit but is far too wordy.

    “You need lessons.” Turn back to whatever is more interesting.

    Four syllables to endlessly fuel the hamster.

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  34. on November 11, 2010 at 3:50 pm Gunslingergregi

    ””””pockettee
    “Let’s you and her fight.”
    ””””

    Yea I like that one.

    Although telling your girlfriend about it later and dispensing your lacky I mean girl to bring the chick by the house for some late night fun would be better.

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  35. After the kiss I would have asked her if she realised that you had just gone down on your girl friend before coming out, and that she has now indirectly licked her friend’s pussay.

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  36. Groping is lame. I like Bassoon’s answer.

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  37. If you banged your date well a couple of times before i dont see it being a problem. After a month dating i would risk it with subtle game. However, we are bulls that cant be satisfied sexually by one cow. So only if you are thinking she is the special one would i feel any moral imperative and they all know that deep inside.

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  38. (arched eyebrow and held eye contact for juuuuust long enough, then…)

    “Surely you can do better than that”

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  39. I gotta agree that I don’t see an immediate opportunity to do anything other than play it cool. It will payoff down the road.

    Its just a peck on the lips, who cares? treat it like a hug and peck on the cheek and be sure not to linger on the goodbye. … immediately continue on with whatever it was u were doing before she appeared.

    A tease/joke may be appropriate depending on your style and previous conversations with her, but I think the best move is to not even show that the kiss registered in your brain…..If I had to draw attention to the peck on the lips with a comment, it would have to be executed with air of being annoyed rather than any indication of joy/eagerness. Treat it like a minor fail on her part.

    Unless you’re a superalpha, where the girl will make it happen, bedding a girlfriend’s friend requires airtight game or some element of luck. I’m curious to see if anyone has another approach that I can see working.

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  40. on November 11, 2010 at 3:59 pm Mr. Happy's Conscience

    OK, I fixed my name.

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  41. Anal in bathroom

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  42. 1. Get “Bigger Tits'” phone number…
    2. Give to roosh or roisshy…
    3. So they like me, they really, rly like me…
    4. And make me famous

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  43. Now my pic is beautiful

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  44. Playful slap on the ass afterward is pretty good

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  45. If I was in the middle of a conversation, I would *shrug* resume as if nothing had happened, maybe rolling my eyes, wiping off my lips (like an aunt had kissed me), if others around me were reacting to it and a verbal comment were necessary – something neutral like ‘That was very European of her’ might work.

    I do like “I’ve still got it” mentioned above, but some of her girlfriends could and probably would throw you under the bus with your date if they hear you say that.

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  46. Must resist great beta, less alpha urges.

    It seems like a classic sexy-time shit-test, like a girl bragging about how good she is in bed.

    Must redirect, say “hey, wait a minute. I have a friend who you should date, he’s into [some neg, all we know is she’s caustic, big titted, attention-whore] girls like you. You don’t mind guys who are overweight, right?” to establish some future rationale for contact, set her hamster into “prove her worth mode”

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  47. Haven’t read other comments…

    I’d saunter to the door where she was and nonchalantly say, “Hey, let me put you in a cab”. Before she has a chance to say anything, you flag down a cab, and when ushering to it say, “I’ll see you in 10 minutes, get yourself gussied up!” Her eyes sparkle, you turn to the driver and give him your own address and a few bills.
    Return to pub, gf comes out, tell her, “Something come up, gotta run, I’ll explain later…”. Get the next cab to your place.

    Party!!!!!

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  48. With a smile on your face tell her she’s a “bad girl”

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  49. Oh, I see Polymath is the only other guy to go with Direct Game – always my forté.

    I would add, when you get to your place, don’t waste any time getting sexual. Feel her up in the elevator, while making out. Rip her clothes off, as soon as you close the door to your apartment.

    Then suggest she tells your gf that “She fancies you, and would be up for a threesome”…

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  50. cocky smirk, hold her gaze 0.75 seconds too long (but be sure that you are the one to break the stare, not her), turn away.

    do not look back until you are sure she has left. think about her while you are ravaging your date later that evening, and revel in the fact that it is only a matter of time.

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  51. With a smile on your face tell her she’s a “bad girl”

    I like this one because it’s simple and realistic.

    Many other comments are very good but it’s unlikely a novice could pull them off. Even an alpha, if he’s caught off-guard by the kiss. Things are different in the heat of the moment. Always good to have a simple response ready.

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  52. The answer is obvious: I eat them all.

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  53. Firmly grip her wrist so she cannot run off, look her up and down, and smile with cocky grin with very intense eye contact. Then pat her on the ass in a dismissive manner sending her on her way.

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  54. Logistics are hell in this situation.

    I’d most likely just try to amp up the existing attraction by pulling back on the kiss before she does. Then add a “I’d never have guessed you as the desperate kind.”.

    Smirk like a satyr, turn away, sip beer, listen for faint whirring sound.

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  55. “I’d never have guessed you as the desperate kind.”.

    This one can be bad. ‘desperate girls kiss you?’ woudl be her thought.

    Many cocky answers here would just piss the girl off or make her feel like she made a mistake and avoid you in the future.

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  56. on November 11, 2010 at 4:46 pm Rant Casey - BR

    I would say “Not here in public. You know how to find me.” And turn away.

    Assume the buy. You are pre-selected, and she wants competition with her friend. Girls love to backstab her friends. And they love to seduce theyr girl friends men and then rub it in her faces under the pretense of “allerting her of what a jerk you are”.

    This answer nullificates the bragging rights of her, once it makes clear whose initiative was.

    Anyway, she will make contact in a couple days. The most likely way is that she will just diplay herself and wait for an invitation of any sort (a couple drinks and you’ll be making out as soon as alcohol relaxes her gine muscles just enough to acomodate your meat sword).

    Beta bait you should expect in the event of meeting her: she will ask about how is your relationship with her friend going. Deflect: “Are you a couple’s therapist or something?” (smirk). You’re the Devil and she knows it – so why bother?

    Works every single time with brazilian gilrs.

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  57. on November 11, 2010 at 4:46 pm too late for romance

    I’ll play.

    I’d follow her out about ten seconds later with the excuse that I’m stepping outside for a smoke. By that time she shouldn’t be too far away yet, but out of range of any windows. With any luck she’ll have turned a corner so we can operate in private in case someone my girl knows is outside smoking or whatever.

    But whenever I see her outside, call her by name and tell her to “come here for a sec” while walking directly towards her as I do so and motioning with my hand that I have something to tell her. At the least she’d probably stop walking and turn around to see what’s up. Regardless, if she gives me any guff I’d say she “forgot something” and keep closing.

    Then when he gets within range, I’d immediately grab her arm, pull her into me, and kiss her hard. Very hard. The type of quick and hard kiss where you totally mesh and then slowly withdraw while playing your tongue over her teeth and lips, while moving your head from side to side. And I’d be sure to grab her hair and pull her into the kiss at the same time. Very hard. The two always go together.

    Then while she’s close enough to feel my breath on her ear, I’d say, “That’s what’s it feels like to kiss me” or, if she gave me guff and I used the forgot line, “You forgot who you were trying to kiss in there. That’s how I do it.” as we pull away.

    Then I’d let her hair and arm go, again roughly, and immediately turn away and walk back inside the bar. Oh, and I’d use my handkerchief to wipe away any lipstick while walking back.

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  58. As for the current GF: at every opportunity explain that the kiss girl is just a friend, and that you two hit it off and that shes only a friend and deny everything else.

    As for kiss girl: Smirk, and act like you only want friendship, because you have a girlfriend, but stay flirty the entire time. Get the number, and suggest hanging out again in the future, because you two seem like such good friends.

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  59. lol @ “faint whirring sound”.

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  60. As for the current GF: at every opportunity explain that the kiss girl is just a friend, and that you two hit it off and that shes only a friend and deny everything else.

    As for kiss girl: Smirk, and act like you only want friendship, because you have a girlfriend, but stay flirty the entire time. Get the number, and suggest hanging out again in the future, because you two seem like such good friends.

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  61. on November 11, 2010 at 4:49 pm too late for romance

    “she gets with range.” she. for sure.

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  62. After the kiss, brush/push her away, then give her a raised eyebrow smirk with a hint of seriousness in it.

    Say “Nice try, you.” This open-ended accusation will leave her wondering exactly what you think her intentions are/were.

    Her hamster will be in overdrive trying to figure out what you really think about her, and she will want to interact with you again to find out. Keep the answer to this question elusive. This is your feather on a string.

    If she asks “What do you mean by that?” don’t give her a straight answer. Instead say, “You know what I’m talking about.” Then casually swing your attention elsewhere.

    Let your girlfriend find out about the kiss through her friends. When she confronts you, openly acknowledge it in a playful, dismissive manner.

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  63. Off topic, but I’ve had the oddest week, and am puzzled.

    This last week I’ve had three first date sex girls. Four in the last few weeks. The dates went great – loads of fun, comfortable, laughing, good conversation, and fine sex. Sweet goodbuy kisses.

    But then nothing – no second date. Silence, broken only by a decision not to meet again. I’m not used to it.

    I’m completely in my stride. Seducing the pants off of girls who just don’t do that. In addition to seeing those four girls I’m also dating my girlfriend, who was a virgin who put up a hell of a fight.

    I’m just not used to buyers remorse. What causes it? Pushing the boundaries too fast? Because the sweet 22 year old that I had two nights ago probably would never have fucked me had I not fast seduced her – even though I’d love to be romantic with her. And the 25 year old before her probably would have, but I’d have been sucked into some romance first – and I wouldn’t go there with that one. The 25 year old before was a mystery. Only tonights 22 year old seems enthusiastic to meet regularly – and I’m paying her! Ha ha.

    I’m babbling, but am at a loss. I hear buyers remorse is common – happens all the time. I’m just not that familiar with it.

    At least tonights date went great, and so cured the heartbreak of today losing the girl from two days ago. There is a lot to be said for keeping more than one girl – too easy to fall in love and feel pain otherwise. And besides, sexual chemistry is sadly rare – tonights fuck was the first real fuck I’ve had since my mate died in March.

    She’s the one I’m paying, by the way. Great fuck. Single mom, flabby tits and loose skin everywhere, but I could fuck her for days, non-stop, and much prefer her to my super hottie frigid not quite virgin girl.

    Blabber blabber – comments? Not from guys looking for an easy jab, but from experienced men who have had a multitude of first date lays.

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  64. This is easily the worst “article” in the history of this blog. Straight up special olympics gay.

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  65. I say stab her.

    Drag the carcass home.

    Fornicate.

    It really is that easy.

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  66. This whole thing read like a russian scam email.

    “I like attending party at local pub when not very busy with university.”

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  67. Later on, with a little discretion, turn to your date and mention that there are two double stackers in life that are relevant to your interests. One is from Burger King, and the other involves her and her big titted friend. At that point a swift smack on the ass and a ‘make it happen’ while grinning from ear to ear like the devilish rogue that you are, would go along way to providing you with ‘plausible deniability’ if she takes it the wrong way.

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  68. @xsplat

    Let me get this straight, you have had three first ‘dates’ in the last week that went straight to home base without prior financial compensation and you required no additional compensation for them to leave and never call you again???

    I’d call that a hat trick!

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  69. You can’t stick lady friend that night cause you’ll be busy shagging your date so respond with “Oh, wow, Now you owe me dinner.

    1. It signals you know she did it on purpose.
    2. It gives her an “excuse” to meet you within the next several days.
    3. It establishes that she owes you.

    On day 2 text her “I’m hungry… bring over Chinese.” A very good chance that she’ll bite without hesitation, but if she plays the “I was drunk/don’t remember” card text her back this

    “Snitching in 5..4…3..2..1 “

    You’ll be serving her “cream of some young guy” before 10 pm that evening.

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  70. Thirsty – something like that. Four first date fucks in the last few weeks, three of those in the last week, and tonights lay I paid.

    I’ll be paying her $200 a month so she can quit her 10 hour a day job, as with a kid plus her other job, she’d never have any time to meet.

    Tomorrow I take a bus to meet up with two certain lays over the weekend, one pretty sure thing, and two fair chance girls. On return I have more new dates I can schedule, plus now have my two regulars.

    Ya, that sounds great, but one of the girls that got away was great. I’d have quite enjoyed some down homey romance with her. She was quite something, and thrilled me to little pieces.

    I’m looking for either a harem, or serial monogamy. Call me old fashioned.

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  71. Say “Naughty” with a smirk.

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  72. Perform the forearm grab, proceeded by more making out initiated by you then demand for number. All performed before your date comes out of the bathroom, with a smirk and devilish eyes.

    Go home bang date, call the friend a week later.

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  73. Turn her around, grab her ass, start to give her a proper French kiss.

    Remember that you were going to get a drink 1/2 way through the kiss, stop with a distracted look on your face, turn around and walk towards the bar.

    Deal with any (if any) follow up questions from the current girl as if they are standard shit tests.

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  74. “Hey, hands of the merchandise! “

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  75. I was going to say something similar to too late for romance, but without the talking. I think in this situation words add nothing and can make it go wrong.

    So go outside, push her into a wall or pull her into you, grabbing her ass hard and kiss her. If she’s surprised the first time and balks, kiss her again. Then break it off and walk back inside, walk your date home and fuck her as if nothing’s happened.

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  76. on November 11, 2010 at 6:09 pm Jonathan Blaze

    Immediately after the kiss

    Ask coyly “whoa and what do you think YOU’RE doing missy”

    her: blah blah blah

    You: Hey, Let me see your phone for a second.

    She hands you her phone.  Call your phone from hers.  Hang it up and hand it back to her.

    You: Ok thanks, take care . 

    Her: Hey, what did you do?

    You: *grinning* Nothing, now get outta here.

    Now you have her number.  If you can, shoot her a text that night that relates to a conversation you had.   Make it funny but not too flirty. A few days later run some accidental text game.  Gauge her response. If it’s good, tell her you’ll be at XXX that night and she should come meet you out and she’s welcome to bring her friends.  That way it doesn’t sound like a date.  If she shows up alone, it’s game on.

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  77. on November 11, 2010 at 6:10 pm Professor Woland

    In my married and humble opinion, it is ok to tell your significant other later on about any women who come on to you and or exceptionally good looking. Some women are incredibly insecure about their looks or the relationship and they do not like women who outrank them and see them as a perpetual threat. Women who have a secure relationship and are comfortable with their looks will take it as a compliment that others are attracted to you. Now if you start hitting on them, that is different.

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  78. Who the fuck cares? This isn’t a video game where each bang is worth 1000 points.

    This entry is nonsense.

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  79. I’m using my job as a bit of crutch (commercial aircaft sales)

    I’d look at her and say: you’re such a rediculous girl. Give me your phone number I have work event you’d be perfect for. I’ll introduce you to some rich men.”

    I’d text her in a couple of weeks the next time I was hosting customers telling her to meet us at an upscale lounge. She’d come, and she hang off me all night (the other men would be at least 20 years older than me).

    It’s on!

    text her in a few weeks of the

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  80. on November 11, 2010 at 6:31 pm forgotthenameicommentedunder

    i’d dig into my bag full of newb but improving game and say:

    “not in front of everyone; i’m not that kind of guy.”

    game knowledge tells me i should forearm grab to make sure the statement is delivered for it’s full potential. not sure, though, if i’d think of that ‘in the moment’.

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  81. I say nothing but look her in the eyes with an intense cocky smirk that tells her I know it’s no accident and that I know she’s lusting after me, and that what she did doesn’t particularly surprise me.

    File the information for later, that it’s ON with that one.

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  82. Three words:

    Woops my ass.

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  83. Status with smiley extrovert: Good rapport, bitch shield is lowered, since she’s a friend, you presumably already have her phone number.

    Status with date: Been banging for 1-2 weeks. Gotten first bang on 2nd or 3rd date. Date’s lack of sensing extrovert friend’s advances

    Grab smiley friend girl from the side and lead her near the bathroom for a short makeout session where you “accidentally” bang on the door to the women’s restroom. When your date comes out and discovers you, blame her for being frigid. Escort the smiley friend to her car.

    After you get back, explain that you’ll allow your date to make it up to you after the party.

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  84. No women mistakenly kisses on the lips like that. Assume its a direct indication of interest and go from there. Before she turns to leave say something contextual like:

    “Thanks for the goodbye kiss,” (or just “thanks”) in a self assured (always) and slightly poking-fun at her manner. Don’t act surprised (since your an alpha and you’ve seen this kinda shit before)

    Here’s the key, as she walks away she’ll be smiling at you from over her shoulder for a few steps. Make eye contact, give her the once over with your eyes, make eye contact again, then turn away with your chin tipped up slightly and little bit of a grin. The idea is to let her see you check her out.

    Don’t ask her for her number because your not a retarded ass gangster or flaming homosexual who thinks outright emotional and sexual depravity is fucking cool. You have decency. You wouldn’t be able to bag her under the immediate circumstances anyways (because she’s friends with your date who’s there too). So just be-friend her on Facebook sometime after, if she hasn’t already, and go from there.

    Plus remember there’s only one of you and your date needs action tonight too..

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  85. on November 11, 2010 at 7:25 pm Johnathan Blaze

    A man should never ever facebook friend request a woman that he wants to have relations with. That is beta as shit, because you’re showing too much interest. “Oooh please accept my friend request” is not alpha.

    Always let her friend request you, and not the other way around.

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  86. Let that hook go, go home and fuck your date. If you ever see that chick again you can assume it’s on. Don’t get all excited cuz some random bitch kissed you.

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  87. @ Dagonet

    That’s an awesome answer. You bust on her playfully, while not risking the other girl on something that is probably up to the moment of the kiss is a tease.

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  88. @Hot Karl

    “After the kiss I would have asked her if she realised that you had just gone down on your girl friend before coming out, and that she has now indirectly licked her friend’s pussay.”

    Always actually go down on your girlfriend before going out, that way your mustache smells JUST right.

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  89. Realistically , it also depends on how much you like your current girlfriend , despite “caustic playette’s” bigger titts and cuteness.
    Also , despite caustic playette’s shameless attention and flirting with you and her possible “friendship” with your girlfriend , don’t underestimate her subconscious or even overt motivations to fuck up your girlfriends relationship with you.
    A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush … go after the caustic playette and you are handing power over to her.
    Step outside less than 30 minutes after she has left and the gossip will spread like wildfire.
    Do you really think you have the nous and are uber-Alpha enough to deal with the fallout with your current girl ?

    If you really must fuck caustic playette , you have to be more calculating about it and give it time.
    If the opportunity arises to isolate go for it , otherwise play it smart and also play it dumb … if your current gf brings it up .. and no doubt she will hear what happened from her gossipy friends .. you say … “Yeah , I could not believe it , I was shocked … blah blah blah …

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  90. leave her be. she’s a whore.

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  91. on November 11, 2010 at 8:10 pm Vincent Ignatius

    Assuming you know where playette lives and playette lives alone.

    Drive your girl back home and then tell her you have to go home for whatever excuse you come up with. Drive to playette’s house, knock on the door, tell her you left your blahblahblah in her house.

    Playette: Your what?
    VI: Here, I’ll show you. (motioning for her to let you in)

    Playette lets you in and you immediately close the door and start making out with her.

    I’m trying to figure out how to pull the roommate switch on a couple of girls right now.

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  92. Well it depends. If I know I’m going to see her again, I do nothing. If she’s kissed me on the lips, I definitely have it in the bag, so I sit back and let her orchestrate the situation.

    If I had to do something, I’d probably say something like, “I’m telling.” Playette will invariably deny the kiss meaning anything. At which point I tease a little more, “Yeah right, and I’m going to tell her how you were pawing at my crotch too,” hand her a business card (you do carry business cards right?), and say, “Call me and we’ll connect about (some smoke screen).” Simple as that. The trick is to maintain plausible deniability. She should be thinking that you might have been hitting on her, but not really sure.

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  93. bird in the hand ….

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  94. As an Alpha I think you have forgotten the golden rule – “Do unto others as you would have them do unto you”

    There are plenty of pussies in the sea. And your reputation is always more important than any one pussy.

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  95. Tell her bye, but use a slightly wrong name. I.e., if her name is Mary, tell her “goodnight Marie.”

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  96. I’m with the “do nothing” guys. She’s turning to leave. Let her go. There is no chance to do her right now. If she’s interested, she’ll be back.

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  97. PS – My strategy works better than doing nothing, because doing nothing allows her arrogant mind to think you’re sitting there stunned. Remaining polite but negging her proves that you’re unfazed and subtly punishes her for trying to assert her cockteasing over your mastery of the dynamic.

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  98. “Hey, five dollar, you”!

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  99. do nothing.

    the fact that many on here don’t understand is that even if she did do it on purpose, if you acknowledge her move she will back away or even worse tell your date. its called plausible deniability and women are born to use this tactic at all times. its the root of asd.

    plus, a man who reacts to an accidental kiss cheek will come off as beta to the core. her move screams shit test, and if you acknowledge her “accidental” kiss you failed, plain and simple.

    the truth is, you will see her again, she knows it, you know it, and women love that anticipation. the story already has legs, and let that story run. at this point ” less is more”.

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  100. What do you do?! nothing. You take your date home and have sex with her.

    At this point no action is better then taking action because you know your date friend has a very high interest in you due to her taking this risk and she will probably add you to her facebook at which point you can grab her digits and take it from there.

    If you attempt to take action by saying something witty as she turns away or immediate pursue after “she stoled” a kiss from you while acting coy at the same time, then you have already lowered your value in her eyes.

    Act cool and pimp on the low (away from the eyes of your date’s other friends).

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  101. “Nothing” is the very worst thing to do.

    Start by assuming your girl will read every message and hear every exaggerated detail. Jumbotron time.
    Wait 10 minutes to force a change of venue then text with “You’re not a bad kisser, but your aim is for shit”
    If she ignores, she’s an incorrigible cocktease.
    If she backs off, its a setup.
    If she bites, game on, but get her to specify a time and place.

    Plausible deniability to your girl is critical and you’ll keep her as long as you don’t touch. Any disapproval of your flirting can be dismissed with “She thinks she’s such hot shit, I had to take her down a peg.” This is even a good play if your girl is LTR material – it defuses the “do you think my friends are hotter than me ?” shit test when she’s you’re perfectly capable of picking one up but choose not to. I can personally attest that this play works. You either score a new hole, DHV all round or dump an insecure clinger. Win/win/win.

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  102. I don’t get it. Seems very beta to even be thinking about a future scenario w/ a girl like this. Obviously she enjoys vibing off of a guy 1 of her friends is seeing. I wouldn’t even think twice about this encounter.

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  103. on November 11, 2010 at 9:08 pm fourblindmonkeys

    Julian has a good point.

    I definitely wouldn’t run after her like most guys, hoping that some line, or some move will get me a fuck from her. If the kiss was intentional, maybe she wants to start shit between you and your girl. If she would of done that to me I would of told her, “sorry, I’m taken” (would of said it anyway, doesn’t matter intentional or not). Then walk away without saying another word.

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  104. yeah i think roissy threw us a softball with this test.
    the most effective move is to not acknowledge this “accident”.
    shit, even dominant while being cordial would do.

    in other words, what would don draper do ?
    he would not acknowledge some corny ploy from a cock tease to get a reaction out of him.

    if anything don draper would either turn his back over to the bar, or would simply give her the non plussed aloof gaze that (a lion gives to its prey when he *knows” the game is over) and say “good night”.

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  105. I would do nothing because im a little slow, really.

    But then thinking in retrospect I would consider to have done the right thing – seems like a cocktease to me.

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  106. Why are females eviscerated in this blog for having no moral scruples and pursuing pleasure unapologetically and unremittingly? By say, marrying a rich beta to buy her shiny things while fucking a few alphas on the side? And better yet, giving her offspring the alpha’s genes and the beta’s paycheck? Can we get some equal opportunity hedonism here at the Chateau???

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  107. on November 11, 2010 at 9:58 pm too late for romance

    @julian

    Great explanation. I tend to forget about the reputation paranoia that’s natural with women and how they all need plausible deniability. Thanks for the reminder.

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  108. @lalady

    Because the vast majority of females engage in psychological warfare to weed out the fittest and indulge their own petty whims, despite vocal protest to the contrary. And that’s not hypocritical – we play our games, you play yours as a means to discover who’s worthy and who’s not. At least a man’s goals are simple. LTR or a shag. For women its LTR or an admirer. Or a free ride to the airport. Or a shopping buddy. Or a shoulder to cry on. Or, or, or, choose from a looong list of emasculating punishments your kind are want to inflict on lesser man.

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  109. I say stab her.

    Drag the carcass home.

    Fornicate.

    It really is that easy.

    What if the gf sees this?

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  110. Off to your next ‘kiss and run’?

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  111. After reading some of these comments, I have a few more thoughts:

    1. There’s no need to say anything witty (even though some of the suggestions here have been pretty funny) because Playette’s already been hanging around us for much of the evening. Our charm and wit is already established, so a parting line will accomplish little. It might amuse the spectators, but playing cool is the smarter, as well as safer, move. I say “safer” because I think we’ve all had experiences where a hastily dispensed witty line (remember, we only have a second or two to analyze and filter) wound up blowing up in our face.

    2. The girlfriend situation is not something to worry about. If GF somehow hears about “the incident,” it’s no big deal because flirty girl kissed us, we didn’t kiss her. If girlfriend does make a stink about it, we can respond with “Is this really how you’re gonna be?” This is a golden opportunity for us to teach her that we don’t take shit, because we’re actually innocent (for once!)

    2b. Additionally, if girlfriend hears about the incident, the fact that Playette girl is just as cute as GF, but with bigger tits, raises our value.

    3. Whether or not Playette is a cocktease doesn’t matter. Cockteases need lovin’ too, it’s just that they will only do it with guys who don’t fall for their little games. So far, we’ve passed that test with flying colors. Although I might avoid a CT if I were starting from scratch, in this particular case, all the initial work is already done. She knows we have a hot girlfriend (pre-selection) and she’s been flirting with us like crazy.

    4. While I’m not worried about whether she’s a cocktease, I *am* worried about how receptive (still willing to screw a guy who has a girlfriend) she’s going to be when she’s sobered up. Unless she initiates contact the next day or week, I’d play very cautiously.

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  112. She sounds like an attention-whoring cocktease. I wouldn’t do anything. (Though if her mouth happens to fall onto your cock some night, these things happen.)

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  113. As for this game test, what’s there to do? I don’t understand the question. The girl kissed you, so you don’t need to build attraction. If you have or can get her contact info, at some point later you make some lame excuse to meet her. If you don’t have it, you need some vague and lame excuse to get it, on the spot. It hardly matters how lame your excuse is. The girl will want to give you her number, if only so that she can fuck up your current relationship – even if she’s just a cock tease. Girls are all about that.

    Examples of lame excuses to get her number:
    “Hey, I’m planning a party for sometime next month. You and your friends should come. What’s your number”
    “Hold up. Your a travel agent/bookkeeper/zoologist, right? I need an airplane ticket/accountant/monkey behavioral consultant. I’ll call you later. What’s your number?”
    “Hey Suzy, there’s something I want to ask you later. What’s your number?”
    “Suzy!” She turns around, as you are snapping her pic. She’ll want to see it, and will come up closer to take a look. As your face gets close to hers as you both peer at the gadget, you can say “by the way, what’s your number”?

    As for lame excuses to meet her, she already set up all the bowling pins. All she is asking if for you to bowl her over. Invite her bowling with your buddies. Get her help with something she is good at. However you normally go about setting up dates. I usually use something weak, like “let’s meet”.

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  114. Obvious play is as follows: depending a bit on the particular personality, say something like: “You should not have done that, keep between us…ok?”

    Build a secret and give it to her as a little love locket. Her female ego will feed on it endlessly. Even if she squelches and tells a friend who tell another hyena, and it gets back to your girl, your sincere, and reflexive reprimand will return intact to the ear of your current.

    What remains is a freshly sealed pussy to take out of incubation when the penis wind longs for new pussy.

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  115. Evil Alpha’s “now you owe me dinner” tactic wins out in my book.

    As for the “golden rule” stuff, we need to follow a new golden rule: “Do onto others BEFORE they do it unto you”.
    For the soft social-nostalgic types unable to embrace full-fledged I-theism, at the minimum, “do onto others AS they do unto you”.

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  116. BonerB has good instincts.

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  117. on November 11, 2010 at 11:34 pm Personal Devilopment

    “Not bad for a beginner, but you apparently need more lessons”. Handing out a card (always have one handy). “Intermediate lessons start on ____ at ____. Be there! Or call to reschedule.”

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  118. Don’t get all excited cuz some random bitch kissed you.

    exactly. why not spooge in your pants as you go grabbing after her attempting a make out session, you all played into her hands. her stupid manipulative hands.

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  119. on November 12, 2010 at 12:05 am Gunslingergregi

    ””””’There, she introduces you to some of her girl friends, a couple of whom you have met before.”””’

    The whole point is that this friend that kissed you already know when, where, how, and why you fucked your current woman (it is your womans friend).

    So yea if she kissed you it is because she wants to fuck.

    So deciding whether or not to do it is the option.

    Or if you will let your woman know about it.

    But yea of course chick wants to break you up and get you to herself.

    he he he

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  120. So Alex if we were mates you will be happy to let me shove one up the girl your are seeing then. Good man.

    My point is, why so desperate for that ONE pussy. When there are so many other to choose from without having to shit in your own backyard so to speak.

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  121. peckerwood

    Don’t get all excited cuz some random bitch kissed you.

    exactly. why not spooge in your pants as you go grabbing after her attempting a make out session, you all played into her hands. her stupid manipulative hands.

    I take your point, but is it that black and white?

    Manipulative girls are rather easy to manipulate.

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  122. Kissy-Girl is operating entirely via the dictates of her robo-sex-female vaginal-activation module and so she could not coherently “explain” her actions in hundred years of trying.
    But she clearly wants to fuck you. At least if you do not actively blow it.That is a good start. So, don’t blow it. It is OK to call her. Just make sure that the first and only call/initiation is adequate to get her to a situation where the deal can be closed.

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  123. Or it can also be a set up of them girls to see how desperate for pussies you are

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  124. smack her bum on the way out

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  125. Smile and say “Shhh, this will be our little secret” even though it isn’t.

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  126. As framed, this girl is obvioiusly experienced with and used to dominating this kind of interaction. It’s not the first time she has tried to lure the attentions of a girlfriend’s dude. I have known friends of girlfriends who were famous for it. Unlike most of the guys they tried it on, I got them because I acknowledged what they were doing at the time and resisted until the right moment.

    Usually, this kind of girl gets what she wants immediately. Dude will make a fool of himself trying to pull her quick and will blow himself out with both girls. She knows exactly what she did, but has left herself the “I had a couple of drinks and it was an accident that we kissed” excuse if things go wrong.

    Trying to pull her that night marks you as a guy who doesn’t get how it works. You’re so desperate to get laid and “trade up” that you’ll act desperate.

    What would I do? As she turns away, doing the “whoops!” thing I would firmly stop her by grabbing her shoulder/arm (not in any kind of violent way) and turning her back to face me. I would lock eyes and smile knowingly. Then I would let go, tossing her a little and walking away to talk to someone else.

    This makes it clear you know what she was doing and why. It shows you are open to the possibility, but not invested in it. It shows you are secure enough to preserve appearances for the sake of the group and the girls. It shows you don’t care about her rack enough to clown yourself. You just dominated her in an interaction she has always won. Think she’s not interested?

    And minimize the talking.

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  127. This depends somewhat on the personality of your date, but the general framework stands a decent chance of working overtime for you. Tell your date about what just happened and act pissed off about it…make sure she gets pissed off about it. Pissed off enough to start some shit with Ms. Attention Whore Judas Slutscariot. Stress to your date how disinterested you are in the Attention Whore so that your date makes a point of confronting said Whore with such ammunition. All of a suddent your date will be tightly wrapped around your finger with the newfound knowledge that you are in demand piece of manmeat to be guarded and protected. Furthermore the Attention Whore will be working overtime to fuck you, simply to get back at your date and win the day in their little Bitch Battle. Win-Win.

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  128. I can’t answer this one, but hell, just refer to the Mystery Method; I’m sure the answer can be found there.

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  129. As she starts walking away….

    -with a stern voice say: “Hey” with a relaxed posture and facial expression, raise the right hand and signal her to come to me.

    -As she comes in look away with a bored face, step forward and make eye contact.

    -grab her wrist gently but firmly and pull her gently, relaxed face and maintain eye contact

    -stop

    -say: “What the fuck is this middle school?”

    -start a smirk, move your body next to her’s while moving your hand to her opposite shoulder,

    -gently but firmly take a few steps away from the crowd

    -say: “If you want my attention (pause, smirk)…. you are going to have to do better than that.”

    -step back away from her while saying: “Now go on out of here” And give her 1 solid SPANK on the ass.

    -When she turns around say “That’s what you get for being a bad girl. (smirk)…

    -“Now go on, get out of here” (look away with a disinterested face, and walk away to where the bathroom where your girlfriend is)

    -When my girl comes out of the bathroom and we are walking away from the place. I will tell her “Oh btw so-and-so tried to french-kiss me.” “Yep, ask your friends, no bullshit”… “I mean I know I am a good looking, and all girls love me but damn that competition started fast!” (smirk and look at the sky with a look of intellectual reflection)

    BTW…. during the party I will be able to tell what kind of QUALITY this girl is, what I wish to do with her, and how she will act after if we do something.
    —> Is she is a drama-starter and the kind who can’t keep her mouth shut, I won’t touch that.

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  130. @ML

    “I say stab her.

    Drag the carcass home.

    Fornicate.

    It really is that easy.”

    “What if the gf sees this?”

    Share.

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  131. Wow, so much trash posted. Sooo many chicks reading this…it’s crazy.

    I agree with the smart guys, definitely disqualify her by trying to hook her up with one of your friends who is into her type? Get her number and that should give you an opening at some later date.

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  132. ….why did I not ask for her #? Simple she will find a way to contact me.

    probably facebook

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  133. I’d tell her to get me a glass of orange juice.

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  134. on November 12, 2010 at 2:17 am Good Luck Chuck

    It isn’t what you do that will make this kind of chick fuck you, it’s what you don’t do.

    Obviously some guys either have no experience with or haven’t learned anything from their interaction with attention whores.

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  135. “”While I’m not worried about whether she’s a cocktease, I *am* worried about how receptive (still willing to screw a guy who has a girlfriend) she’s going to be when she’s sobered up. Unless she initiates contact the next day or week, I’d play very cautiously.””

    Good point.

    Buyers remorse could kick in or word of her behaviour could get back to her through the social grapevine and she could very well realise her behaviour was inapropriate because of the gf.

    You either go all out on this one and roll the dice or you wait and see and hedge your bets.

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  136. Wow. Way too much talking and trying. This is a test to see how on the hook you are first (you’ve been playing along all night, and linked to her slightly less hot friend), and how subtle you are second. Think Miranda Rights when you’re talking to girls – anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of game.

    If you really want the girl with the rack, you need to string this along and be the one playing her, not her playing you.

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  137. on November 12, 2010 at 2:57 am Admiral Ackbar

    It’s a TRAP!!!!!!!!

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  138. Follow her outside. Slap her and call her a filthy whore. Walk back inside. Roll credits.

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  139. Suggestions so far seem to boil down to:

    1) Do nothing. Smile and a knowing look but don’t say anything beyond “bye”. Don’t ask for her number.
    2) Variations of “it’s our little secret”.
    3) Variations (mostly negs) about how she kisses.
    4) Touch her arm, smack her ass, etc, right there inside the bar.
    5) Follow her outside. Arguably not allowed by the scenario but we’ll assume you return.

    My take:

    1) Best move. Safe and still a decent chance to close later. She’s obviously interested, no need to overplay it, unless you really think you can hit it tonight.
    2) Creates a connection with a shared “secret”. Best move if you feel the need to say something. I also liked “I’m telling” although I thought it sounded a little weird.
    3) Too wordy for me. Might sound good in your head but it’s easy to say it in a way that sounds dorky.
    4) Risky if the friends are close by because it lacks discretion. You should act like you’ve kissed a girl before, like girls kiss you all the time.
    5) Better than #4, although I think it reveals you as a player to her. Maybe it works but it could backfire when she sobers up and calls your girlfriend tomorrow.

    The situation is a little vague as to location and number of the friends in the bar. I think #4 and #5 are bad choices if people are all around watching. Discretion is key.

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  140. how would you instinctively react if a fat girl pulled the same move? My reaction would be “really?” Overthinking is the beta move, overthinking is probably the beta move in most situations.

    as my date comes back from the bathroom I tell her “hey so whats up with your friend?” in a there’s something wrong with her kind of tone. Then tell her what happened. I bet the date would say something like “oh yeah, she does that all the time”.

    One time at work I saw a guy kiss-goodbye some girl. She was surprised by the kiss and mumbled something out loud. It made me uncomfortable just watching it. This is how normal people react!

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  141. “I’d never have guessed you as the desperate kind.”.

    This one can be bad. ‘desperate girls kiss you?’ woudl be her thought.

    Its called a neg. It really does work wonders.

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  142. on November 12, 2010 at 5:08 am Anonymouses Anonymous

    First, assume you gf saw you. Immediately, go to her and grab her and take her home and fuck her brains out. Don’t explain yourself until you are both exhausted.

    When your gf asks what that was about, tell her what happened and that it turned you on and needed to fuck. Tell her that she is the woman in your life and needed to refocus.

    Or, just say, “It’s complicated.”

    Women talk. These two, if friends beyond acquiantences, will discuss what happened. Playette will tell her that you kissed her. gf will then try to out do her by explaining how immediately afterward, you fucked her brains out.

    This will get the playette thinking about getting her brains fucked out by you, and she will start taking steps to get the same.

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  143. @lalady: Can we get some equal opportunity hedonism here at the Chateau???

    Why don’t you start your own blog about the tricks you use to get betas to buy you stuff while you ride the alpha cock carousel?

    You know they’re free to set up at wordpress.com!

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  144. @Thunear

    In case it wasn’t clear, I was being sarcastic. I personally find both types of behavior repugnant. But if enough of the “men” out there start buying into Roissy’s worldview and tossing their morals out the window, then I’m sure you won’t have to wait long to find such a blog!

    P.S.
    Here’s my two cents about what to do in the above situation if you’re a man pursing the pleasure principle (or not!): Act surprised and sort of disgusted by the attention whore’s “accidental” kiss. Then leave it at that for the night and go home with your date without saying a word.

    This reaction will make you seem even more unattainable to the whore which will of course increase your sexual value in her eyes, upping the odds of a future bang for the hedonists out there. It will also make you seem more attractive to the girl you’re dating (on the off chance she hears the story from a THIRD party) since it shows you are a man of discriminating taste who doesn’t blow a load every time physical contact is made with a beautiful woman.

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  145. on November 12, 2010 at 6:23 am Catherine Omega Jones

    Yorkshire version of this?

    Girl: Whoops!
    Man: (bemused) Steady on, love.

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  146. Tell her that you are going to introduce her to someone. Introduce her to your tight-game friend, then walk away.

    AA

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  147. DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO AVOID BUYERS REMORSE!

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  148. She’s trying to de-alpha you, trying to get you to chase her and what better way to get the beta out of someone than showing a huge IOI. Manipulative indeed. I’d say something along the lines as of “Yeah, woops” and give her a look like shes retarded. I would let her walk away, never pass on a sure thing to try to get another piece of ass. -Bitches is crazy- dunno what could be wrong with this girl.

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  149. There is nothing wrong with giving an attention whore attention. Load it up. Drama it up. That’s called bait. She wants something, and you give her a little bit of it.

    Then when she starts to be hooked, you switch.

    Being aloof isn’t the only game in town.

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  150. All you do is give her your number and say ‘call me sometime’.

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  151. You bang your date, she tells the stories of amazing sex she had with you to her friends (DHV), you go after her friend that kissed you.

    You either bang her too or move on and keep the bang game on.

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  152. Acknowledging the kiss in any way…is bad. It’s totally uncool.

    This kiss is clearly an “nuclear shit test”…it’s beta bait.

    If you acknowledge, she’ll say you’re imagining things.

    If you let it go while your girlfriend is in the bathroom, you miss the opportunity and you must strike when the buying temperature is high.

    I think you saunter over to her, smile lean in to kiss her on the cheek and plant a firm one on her lips.

    Pause and look for any IOI. Turn quickly, then slowly walk away and back to your date.

    This would incorporate the push-pull dynamic, the pre-selection triggers in this “playette”.

    It would get the “hamster” turning.

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  153. on November 12, 2010 at 9:00 am Hellborn Two-Zero

    I’d be tacitly disgusted.

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  154. “….? And better yet, giving her offspring the alpha’s genes and the beta’s paycheck? Can we get some equal opportunity hedonism here at the Chateau???”

    @LAlady

    Unlike women, men seek to trade sex for sex. That’s hedonism!

    What you describe is opportunism and just a modern variant of the world’s oldest profession. For that, you’ll get no quarter here. Literally and figuratively. Fuck like a man and you’ll get respect like a man.

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  155. @Evil Alpha: Unlike women, men seek to trade sex for sex. That’s hedonism!

    What you describe is opportunism and just a modern variant of the world’s oldest profession. For that, you’ll get no quarter here. Literally and figuratively.

    Don’t apply male values to women. For many women dressing sluttily and getting the attention of many men, while not putting out, is very emotionally satisfying. Because of this feeling of satisfaction, for these women, it is hedonistic.

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  156. Don’t apply male values to women. For many women dressing sluttily and getting the attention of many men, while not putting out, is very emotionally satisfying. Because of this feeling of satisfaction, for these women, it is hedonistic.

    @Thunear

    Umm Dude. Get some coffee.

    What you describe is sadism… on two levels.

    1. By not applying male values (objectivity) to her, you are accepting her point of reference… which is to say you are validating her. Your thinking is harmful to men. Is that what you want… to harm men?

    2. Cock and Ball torture is sadistic regardless of whether a pro or amateur (dick tease) is doing it, but at least a “mistress” has the the intellectual “honesty” to call a spade a spade. Getting off on not getting people off is call sadism, not hedonism!

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  157. My gut feeling would be to let the playette exit – she is doing all the work, getting herself amped up for the future bang.

    If she turns to look at you as she departs, give her a look with no smile, no frown, but a slight squint, as if you’re considering her. Let her leave. The seed is well planted. If it’s a trap, no harm done. If it’s because she’s after you, either she’ll contact you at later point, or she’s ripe.

    Then, when my date comes back, I’d grab her (assuming you’ve been alpha enough so far), pull her to me, and kiss her passionately so there’s no doubt in her mind that you lust for her.

    Consider inviting playette over to help you with “organizing” your expertly taken photographs from your latest overseas adventure the next day.

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  158. RC: What do you do?

    Wipe your lips in mock disgust. Lock eyes with a knowing smile. Wave goodbye. Enjoy results. Read Hemingway.

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  159. “nice try.” (mocking her)

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  160. Ugh… never ever meet the friends of a broad whom you’re banging.

    You’re just snowballing the number of potential shit tests coming your way, and rest assured they will be gossiping about you behind their back, and not in a favorable way.

    And meeting them after dating(Leykis word for ‘porking’) for only one month? Wrong, wrong, wrong.

    Similarly, don’t meet her co-workers (i.e. no workplace dating, at least if you still value your job) and do not meet her family members (marriage is not going to happen, so perish the thought sweetie).

    Always diversify your pussy assets. And make sure the girls on your roster has as little connections as possible with one another.

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  161. Playerrette = whore.

    Avoid them.

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  162. I said earlier:

    It’s not going anywhere tonight, so you have to let her leave. She’s been talking to you all night, so you can assume what happened is no accident. Follow her out of the pub, say “I hope you’ve got a ride, you had too much alcohol on your breath to be driving. Do you need me to put you in a cab?”

    Lots of different things can happen from this point, maybe I’ll list some scenarios in a later comment, but the main point is you’ve forced her out of her cockteasing frame, and acknowledged that she kissed you in a way that makes her sure you won’t forget it but without her getting to feel any superiority about that.

    Here are some scenarios:
    1) “My ride is coming.” You say as you walk back in the pub “Be careful not to get taken advantage of, I’m the only one allowed to do that.”
    2) “I’m not drunk, I can drive”.
    2a) If she is impaired in any detectable way, say “yes you are”, take her keys or say “give me your keys”, and call the cab, holding on to her wrist to keep her from getting away if necessary.
    2a1)If she insists very forcefully, that tells you two things: she doesn’t really like you that much, and she’s irresponsible. Let her go.
    2a2)If she lets you call the cab, give her $10 for the fare and say “catch you later”, or wait for the cab with her (OK if your GF comes out while you are waiting because you have a great excuse).
    2a3)If she says “But what about my car” say “give me the keys, I’ll bring it over in the morning.” (Win!)
    2b) If she really seems sober, say as you go back inside “That’s good. Nice to know you knew what you were doing back there”.
    3) “I’m walking/taking the bus”: say “I’d give you a ride but (GF’s name) is waiting; if you can stick around a bit we’ll drop you off.”
    3a) She declines and heads off; next time you see her ask “did you get home OK” but otherwise forget about it.
    3b) She declines but lingers a bit or says something to indicate she appreciates your concern; give her a quick but hard kiss, and say “nice evening” as you head back in the pub.
    3c) She says OK — you now have 2 girls attached to you and lots of possibilities, continuation scenarios are left as a homework exercise.

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  163. Joe wrote:
    “This is easily the worst “article” in the history of this blog. Straight up special olympics gay.”

    ——-

    Looks like you are a leading entrant.

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  164. I see a lot of running after her and giving the speech from Chasing Amy in these comments. I wonder how well this actually went for the author of this post since it seems like basic being a dude etiquette for drunk girl bye byes is face still or exaggerated face turn to side presenting the cheek.

    On reexam, it seems that the timing is such so that it’s too late responding to “woops” with a wink and “cool.” but she’s not too far gone for the exit for a smack on the ass which seems to give the right amount of play without getting pathetically grabby. What happens next, “woops” might work.

    As for the grabby, I recall a post where it worked when the girl in question wasn’t taking the author seriously, not when beta-bait had been laid all over the bar floor.

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  165. on November 12, 2010 at 12:46 pm innocent1000000

    Her possible points of view:

    a) she has zero self control and does whatever she wants on a moment to moment basis.

    b) she wants to string you along for a while because it is fun and it flatters he ego, and then she can tell your date and feel good about revealing you as a cad.

    c) she is thinking about snatching you away, she is laying the groundwork and trying to assess if you’re worth the social price.

    Your possible responses:

    If it ever comes up just lie about the kiss, say it was on the cheek.

    a) try to fuck her now. future opportunities are hazy. Simple risk / reward calculation. Might as well walk her out and collect more info.

    b) Your biggest risk, need to avoid this trap.

    c) You are both on the same side. Need to make it look like friendship while you both size each other up.

    Your actions:

    Based on what you know about your date option A is unlikely because if this girl were so impulsive they wouldn’t be friends … the goal is to disambiguate between B and C.

    “Hold on, kiss and run, will be back in a sec, you can say goodbye to her too.” Maybe throw in some innuendo about how you want to see *their* goodbye kiss. Hopefully the goodbye chat will center around when they will see each other next… try to be there. Basic strategy is to sink your meathook in flirty right under the nose of . This prevents flirty from overtly flirting, depriving her of her best weapon in the case of scenario B.

    If she bolts anyway walk her out, try to get a feel for her personality. Exchange numbers / email if appropriate. Maybe text/email her some kind of follow up information to a conversation topic she seemed interested in to start a dialogue.

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  166. on November 12, 2010 at 12:49 pm innocent1000000

    no angle brackets allowed! revised

    “Hold on, kiss and run, [DATE] will be back in a sec, you can say goodbye to her too.” Maybe throw in some innuendo about how you want to see *their* goodbye kiss. Hopefully the goodbye chat will center around when they will see each other next… try to be there. Basic strategy is to sink your meathook in flirty right under the nose of [DATE]. This prevents flirty from overtly flirting, depriving her of her best weapon in the case of scenario B.

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  167. I see no one has stepped forward with insights into buyers remorse.

    I’m guessing it has to do with not building up enough comfort. But that’s a catch22, because sometimes if you wait around, building up comfort, you get friend zoned. At least with buyers remorse you get a fuck out of it. And other times you don’t want to build up a deep level of comfort, as you don’t want anything serious from the girl.

    But this is the next step to watch for, and to avoid. I’m a machine – a robot. I do what I do. If there is a girl in my apartment, I’m going to segue our sitting place to the bed. And if there is a girl in my bed, I’m going to get her naked and fuck her. You can’t blame me. That’s just what I do. It should be expected.

    Now I’m learning about this whole catch22 issue. Damned if you do, damned if you don’t. There must be some fine line to dance on, that varies with each girl – how passion based she is versus how romantic based, how much comfort and security she needs, how much higher value from the man, etc. Push past all of those needs and get the lay, and no matter how great the evening, she can blow you off.

    Go figure.

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  168. @Evil Alpha: By not applying male values (objectivity) to her, you are accepting her point of reference

    Huh? You’ve got the wrong end of the stick here. I thought the point of Game was to get chicks into bed, rather than win some philosophical argument about valid points of reference, subjectivity and metaphysics. I mean does a girl in the forest have a hot rack if there is no man there to gawp at it? Who cares?

    Girls operate differently from guys. This includes what they get off on. This means that some girls get off on being cockteases. Why does this bother you? You play by your rules and don’t whine when she plays by hers.

    … which is to say you are validating her.

    By using language like that, you are accepting the feminazi narrative. How on earth can you think like a man if you use words like ‘validate’.

    Your thinking is harmful to men. Is that what you want… to harm men?

    Now, you really are talking like a woman. Go and get laid, pay for it if you have to.

    Cock and Ball torture is sadistic regardless of whether a pro or amateur (dick tease) is doing it, but at least a “mistress” has the the intellectual “honesty” to call a spade a spade. Getting off on not getting people off is call sadism

    So, you’re feeling hurt. You’ve been teased by a cocktease. Don’t be such a wuss, if you’re a man, deal with it.

    I don’t get this. The sky is blue, you can’t be angry at it, it will still be blue. Women will cocktease, it’s part of having oestrogen, it’s part of having a pussy. You can’t hate a thing for it being true to its essence.

    In short you can’t stop cockteasing.

    What you can do is deal with it. You recognise it for what it is, and you don’t fall into the trap. You don’t chase. You don’t do a three-hour round trip to give her a short lift. You don’t pick up her dry-cleaning.

    What you do need to do is to put her in your frame.

    Now, it is true that some women will do the equivalent of dumpster dive and cocktease men she otherwise finds repulsive. She’ll do this on the basis it is better to have a cohort of grotesque sycophantic admirers than no admirers at all.

    However, if you don’t fall into the grotesque category then you can certainly manoeuvre a cocktease into a place which is advantageous.

    Enjoy.

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  169. “smack on the ass, then nothing until you see her again” is still the best answer.
    she kissed you, mistake or not, her lips touched your lips and asssmacking will immediately escalate that unintended kino. No matter how she reacts, you can respond with “Oh, wow, woops!”, which works.
    let the alphagerms fester in there until you see her out again. she’ll be ripe then if it hasn’t been too long.

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  170. Agree with first commenter. This post isn’t informative–it’s a hop skip and jump away from a Cosmo headline:
    “What to do when TWO men are coming on to you?!”

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  171. The woman has probably done this a million times before. Wants to see if you’ll chase her like a puppydog. Competing with her “friend” in that amoral way that women do.

    So don’t. Smile and make a little quip if you think quickly enough (most of us can’t). File her away for future reference. See if she’s constantly acting like this. Then you might have an opening. Or just use it to pique your lady’s interest

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  172. The people here who are advising to get her number, pull her back, say or do anything too complicated, etc etc are showing little understanding of what’s likely to happen if you do so with this attention-whore type.

    As some others have said, those type of reactions give the impression that you’re reacting heavily to her test and that it was *that* easy for her to get your interest (which heavily downgrades your desirability to her from “potential challenge” to “little challenge.”) Plus, a guy probably won’t be taking a girl like this home on that night anyway (regardless of whether or not you came with a date) unless he’s the greek god-looking goal of attractive girls that had gone out that night wanting to screw a really hot guy to begin with.

    I would smirk while sarcastically saying “oops….yeah right. Later” (and then walk away.) Since it’s highly unlikely that you’ll maintain her interest by returning any in this spot, you may has well continue setting the table for possibly getting her if your paths cross again (which, of course, they easily could.)

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  173. @Thunear

    LMAO. I thought you were sleep deprived, but you’re just stupid.

    1. There is nothing sacred about women’s difference! That girls operate differently does not shield girls from being judged and shamed… nor should it. Men use labels to define not to whine.

    The reason that just 3 days ago Roissy had a post titled ” cocktease asks what am I doing wrong” is because men ARE the objective reference point. Thus the use of the term cocktease, rather than a relativistic “female hedonist asks what am I doing wrong” as you and LAlady have suggested.

    A men’s site about getting chicks in bed is not the equivalent of a women’s site about taking dudes to the cleaners. Sorry you and LAlady can’t comprehend that.

    2. This specific post was a “test of your game” and you didn’t even respond with what you would do. My answer has been posted since yesterday and yours is suspiciously missing.

    I don’t need your advice, nor your feminist style personal attacks. You place an anger and attributes on me that do not exist. Typical crap for your kind. I get plenty of pussy and give women very little other than dick in return. This pisses you off and probably the reason why you tried to “correct” me in the first place.

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  174. @Evil Alpha

    I get plenty of pussy and give women very little other than dick in return.

    This evokes the most disturbing image of you handing out a disembodied, preserved dick. Your own? A truly revolting thought.

    This pisses you off and probably the reason why you tried to “correct” me in the first place.

    “Correct” you? I’m awfully sorry if I misled you, but I just don’t swing that way. You’ll need to get your fantasy fulfillment elsewhere.

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  175. Thunear, Thunear, Thunear

    You are much, much too bitchy to be an actual guy. Stop pretending.

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  176. Lean back, smirk and say:”[My girlfriend]’s better.”
    If she takes the bait then start reeling. Otherwise do nothing.
    Chasing would be bad for your image.

    This situation would be low risk, low chance of going anywhere at the moment, so your thoughts should be on just playing it cool and solidifying your image as an alpha.
    You can not really expect to bang her right away behind the pub.

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  177. on November 12, 2010 at 7:01 pm strikeforcemorituri

    This might be a repost as I wrote my original treatise on my iphone, but it didn’t post.

    To me I would follow what Rant Casey and a few others said:“Not here in public. You know how to find me.”, but I would do it in a different way.

    As she went to pull away I would grab her arm firmly with intense eyes making sure to use the Weirding way and say : “You know when you play with fire, you’re bound to get burned. You seem like the type of girl who likes to play with matches, You should let me know sometime how to help you with that” and walk away without looking back ….

    At that point I guarantee her pussy would get moist…..

    She’s clearly pre selected you as you’re with a woman that is in her mind higher than her in her mind. All she’s trying to see if you’re amenable with sending some her way.

    I would also on the way home tell my date that said girl innocently made a haphazard move on you, making sure to say it was all in good fun though. I would even go so far as to say if I’m going to be passed around by her to her friends I might need to bill by the hour.

    I don’t know about you but it should be noted that you’ve been with this girl for a month, if you’re like me you should have been pounding that ass relentlessly for that month essentially driving out any discordance that might pop into her head.

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  178. spank her. hard.

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  179. @AA

    “Tell her that you are going to introduce her to someone. Introduce her to your tight-game friend, then walk away.”

    Thread winner. You know what’s going on, control the frame, in a position to neg, and dispense largesse.

    The hamster wheel will start to smoke.

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  180. Getting a kiss and doing nothing? What would that be…”imagination game”?

    The point of this “test” is to identify a real strategy to move this forward

    Given that the girl may be tipsy, has beend giving you IOI’s the whole night and just kissed you, this isn’t random.

    She’s a “playette” who’s shit-testing you.

    To do nothing is beta and believe your own bullshit that it’s “alpha” to “wait”.

    This scene demands a response.

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  181. @walala

    I know this scene. It all depends on the quality of this girl.

    I remember one who came up to me and did exactly the same thing. She knew the other girl I was with at the time. There wasn’t another guy to pass tipsy girl to, so as she kissed me (she had beer breath), I pulled her arms from around me, wiped my lips with the back of my hand, and gave her a bemused look as I turned away. I heard later she considered her move on me a she’d-regret-it-if-she-didn’t-try-it kind of thing, so I had no doubt her legs were open if I’d give them a nudge. But I would’ve been insane. My girl was a solid 9, great in bed, and a joy to be around.

    So my reaction in the Chateau scenario would depend on the relative qualities of the two girls. There’s no way I’d risk wrecking a quality 8 or 9 for an easy lay-up with a 6 or 7. In that contest, I’d simply turn away and ignore the playette.

    If it were a contest between two 8’s, and I had any doubts about mine, my response would be different. In that case, I’d like to think I’d go with AA and introduce her to a tight-game wing.

    In general, I think it’s indecent to let playettes act or think like they run the show.

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  182. Feh

    In general, I think it’s indecent to let playettes act or think like they run the show.

    I have an image in my mind worth a thousand words for what is a coquetish tease. It’s the image of a virgin girl I knew who travelled and lived with a guy for two months, and never fucked him, citing the need for marriage first. When he proposed she said she wasn’t ready. That girl would text me and try to meet up while I was living with another girl, but during the dates I could never push things forward. Eventually I got quite pissed of at her. Her story remains with me as a strong adverse reaction to any coquetish gamesgirlship. It took me far too long to tell her that in order to spend any time with her I’d have to be either very drunk in order to enjoy myself, or flirt with her mercilessly. Coquetish friend zone play is for 10 year old boys, not grown men.

    There are of course flirty girls with volcanic sex drives. I suggest looking at the hips while a woman walks to discern the two types of flirts. The hot pants girl will have looser pelvic muscles and a swingier gate.

    I was getting played one night in Bali by a cocktease, and after spending nearly a hundred bucks on drinks and venues and food with no sign of heading back to my place, I said “Are you going to fuck me, or not!”

    That girls plan was to squeeze me for every last dime she could. That was her conscious intent. She had no intention of putting out. Bitch even approached me on the beach and gave me her business card. What some people call sport.

    One thing mentioned on this blog often is that there is a calculation of time and effort you apply to each girl. At some point, you’ve got to push things hard and heavy with a cock tease, and then if it falls apart, then good. One less drain on your mental energy so you will have more resources to fulfill your needs.

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  183. So to the girl, immediately after she kisses you. “Hey, that was fun. Let’s meet up and have sex.”

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  184. on November 13, 2010 at 1:41 am Pics but no names???

    Xander

    Tell her bye, but use a slightly wrong name. I.e., if her name is Mary, tell her “goodnight Marie.”

    Best answer here.

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  185. I don’t give a shit how cheap she would feel, but I’d chase her down to say “You had to act that easy with me? Way to disrespect your friend.”

    Theres no way I’ll be banging her because she’ll be expecting it if I try. Cockteases deserve nothing but disrespect.

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  186. xsplat

    Good stuff. Hips are key. Not long ago I dropped 200 on dinner with a petite and elegant Frenchwoman who made me feel twenty again. You can’t imagine the sinking feeling I had when I discovered, as we started to dance, that her rigid hips made her seem as heavy and inflexible as a draft horse.

    Maybe I should’ve invested a month or two breaking her in, but life is too short. I hope, for her sake, she learned.

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  187. Slap or pinch her ass as soon as she turns around. When she looks back at you say “oops” and wink.

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  188. […] Roissy — The Training Of The Shrew, “There Was Good Sex With Him”, Cocktease Asks “What Am I Doing Wrong?”, A Test Of Your Game […]

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  189. on November 13, 2010 at 12:41 pm anonymouses anonymous

    Buyer’s remorse comes when she made a choice only to realize she isn’t getting what she thought she was.

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  190. This happens ALL THE TIME. I’ve had my GF’s best friend offer to gargle my sperm. WOMEN ARE CATTY AND EVIL AND LOVE TO FUCK THEIR GF’S BF’S. Women have bragged to me about banging their roommates BF. This is the surest sign of a dysfunctional bitch.

    The way to handle:
    1) tits chick is a cunt, ergo disqualified herself from GF status. Her only use is a threesome.. which I suggest going for. You pussies on this board rarely suggest the obvious. Play cool. Ignore her kiss. leave with both girls and get them piss drunk. if the threesome doesn’t happen, your gf will be deeply impressed with the attention granted you. no lose proposition as long as you are cool about it.

    2) BTW, your GF is a cunt for having associated with such a scheming loathsome disloyal creature. If they are close friends, dump.

    3) if they aren’t really friends. Blow off kiss, but use the status gained and subtlety brag for alpha cred to your GF. Jealously rules women.. which is why she kissed you in the FIRST PLACE.

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  191. I probably have already banged the playette. But depending on the indicators of whether or not my date for the evening was a sure thing or not. Probably go with the sure thing.

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  192. Ignore the whole incident. Playette is desperate to add you as another notch to her many-notched bedstead. By ignoring her, as opposed to immediately going tongue-out like a puppy dog as 99% of her targets in the past have done, you will gain value and look “unusual” and “a challenge” and she will start to obsess about you (she is already interested, demonstrated by her behaviour). Thus, she will scheme and use her wiles to encounter and flirt with you again, without you having to lift a finger.

    Furthermore, you should make sure you get it on openly with your date that very night – preferably fuck her upstairs or in the toilets or something, and make sure people see you all over her. Word will get back to her friend the playette, whose feminine competition juices will be fired up by hearing you are on the verge of mating with her “less attractive” “friend”, and she’ll be even more desperate to bag you.

    For true seducer status, enquire discretely into the bisexual tendencies of your date (playette will definitely be bi at least for one naughty night). If she answers that she has had occasional curiosity in that direction, then you can spend the next few weeks discretely guiding things towards an eventual three-way denouement involving your good self and the two ladies.

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  193. A left of field reaction to her kiss could be this ….

    Hell , I just needed a reason to post that.

    Makes me laugh every time.

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  194. “Ewwwwww!!!!”

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  195. @ Feh

    Not long ago I dropped 200 on dinner with a petite and elegant Frenchwoman who made me feel twenty again. You can’t imagine the sinking feeling I had when I discovered, as we started to dance, that her rigid hips made her seem as heavy and inflexible as a draft horse.

    Maybe I should’ve invested a month or two breaking her in, but life is too short. I hope, for her sake, she learned.

    She didn’t learn if you didn’t tell her why you didn’t follow up. People need to have things spelled out for them.

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