Spot The Shitlib Body Language

Reader Mel Gibson watched a few minutes of last night’s Democrat debate, and came away with an astute observation regarding this photo of the candidates standing together on stage.

All with passive and weak body posture – cover genitals, smile like a submissive chimp. Who’s that guy on the left? He’s the only one who looks like he isn’t a pansy.

That’s Jim Webb on the far left (heh). And yes, he’s the only one who has a non-shitlib face and non-shitlib body language. And not coincidentally he’s probably the least insane of the Dem leftoids running for president.

Reminder: Clasping your hands in front of your crotch to hide your impudent manhood from the world (and this includes Hillary) is a tell of submission and weak betatude. I don’t remember Donald Fucking Trumpening ever standing in this manner at a major public speaking event, and I doubt he ever will. (But I bet ¡Jabe! was born with his hands cradling his frank and refried beans.)





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  1. Should a Trump admin actually happen, I see Webb as a good candidate for SecDef.

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  2. Jim Webb has no business in that party. I get what he thinks he’s doing: he thinks he’s standing up for the white working man, and I respect that. But those days are very, very dead in the Democratic party. I frankly wish that the SJW’s would eat him alive. That way, he could finally wake up and see the lunacy he’s surrounding himself with.

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    • He’s alright. He was constantly whining for more time was annoying, he should have just plowed. Interrupt the hypogonads, ignore anderson’s lisping when your time is up and just keep going for a little.

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      • Yeah, but he actually DID start plowing through, quite noticeably as the debate wore on. I can envision Donald Trump pointing out the naked hypocrisy of the moderators at least once before commencing with ignoring them. There’s a place for rebuking your inferiors.

        Webb impressed me, for a Democrat. And I think he betrayed a teachable mind last night. He stopped asking for more time and just started bulldozing like the others.

        There’s an alpha hiding somewhere in that man. Lets hope it comes out.

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      • Pumping the brakes on the Webb love-fest. There’s a reason he’s a democrat.

        Here’s a good RooshV Forum post about him:

        “Webb is a cuck on immigration, and that’s all that matters…..”

        https://www.rooshvforum.com/thread-48360-post-1130744.html#pid1130744

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    • on October 14, 2015 at 4:33 pm Disciple of Tyr

      He voted with the Democrats during his tenure as a Senator. Despite his rhetoric he’s a pretty mainstream Democrat by this point.

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    • No he doesn’t anymore, and I’m pretty sure he knows it, but he’s pretty much stuck there since there’s no room in the cuckservative party for white working class men to lobby for their economic interests.

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    • “I get what he thinks he’s doing: he thinks he’s standing up for the white working man, and I respect that.”

      You just described every one of the older folks in my family; democrat or nothing. They just can’t or won’t see that their loyalty has been repaid with a knife in the back of their children.

      Wake up white man. They hate your guts.

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  3. on October 14, 2015 at 10:41 am The Other Shoe Thrower

    I’m fairly certain that from the distance this picture was taken – that I could bean Hillary with my shoe. Maybe Bernie too .. It’d be worth the taz’n.

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    • on October 14, 2015 at 8:11 pm Captain Obvious

      Careful there – as a former First Lady, H!tlery Rotten Cl!tless has a 24×7 Secret Service detail, and the Secret Service is obliged to investigate any threats against her personal safety. Which means a search warrant issued to WordPress to get your IP Address, followed by a search warrant issued to your Internet Service Provider to get your home address, followed by a nasty visit to your house featuring the dudes in the dark sunglasses with the fully automatic 9mm submachine guns inside their jackets.

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      • It has to be a threat with some credibility for that to happen. People say they want Obozo to get assassinated thousands of times a day online…..its not something they pay much attention to.

        They receive hard-copy death threats for major leaders on a daily basis. Someone who took the time to do that shows a greater level of initiative and brazenness and they are the ones who get visits. It occasionally happens for internet comments, but a backhanded “I’d beat up Hillary” comment on a rando article just isn’t taken that seriously.

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      • Any threat is pursued. It may end in an FBI agent taking 30 minutes to investigate, but chances are, the FBI now knows where TOST lives, his phone number, and has researched whether more threats have been made.

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  4. Putting your hands behind your back is a good confidence pose and it’s become my default stationary pose. Just make sure that you’re not grabbing one wrist with the opposite hand when you do that; that’s more of a defensive posture than a confident one. One benefit of this pose is that it keeps your hands out of the way and gives you something to do with them. Not having something to do with your hands is a major source of social awkwardness and hence betaness.

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    • Absolutely.

      One weird trick – a lot of people put their arms across their chest when in conversation, and in that instance is a very defensive posture. You’re covering yourself up. So when you feel fidgety and want to cross your arms, instead put them on your hips and get wide (not like that sassy bitch who tried to trump The Donald the other day) and lean a bit (like Contrapposto), or behind your back, as you mentioned.

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    • The stance is called Parade Rest.

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  5. Scott Adams of Dilbert fame has some interesting blogging of late:

    “If you think Bill Clinton wants Hillary to be president, you are either a woman who doesn’t know anything about men, or not paying attention. A Hillary Clinton presidency would thoroughly ruin Bill Clinton’s happiness. In my opinion, as a spouse-free male who can speak freely, there is not the slightest chance that Bill wants Hillary to be president. And as a trained hypnotist, and a student of linguistics, I would say he confirmed it to Colbert.”

    Read more: http://blog.dilbert.com/post/131021852431/who-will-bill-clinton-vote-for#ixzz3oYsKTDCJ

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  6. Seems like they’re mirroring Hillary. A weaker personality always subtly mirrors a stronger one in mannerisms, even vocab and phrasing. Its important to catch this tendency and avoid it when you’re around someone with a strong frame.

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  7. on October 14, 2015 at 10:47 am HughDespensers

    How many of you guys have children?

    Martin O’Mallry has FOUR

    So much for him being a “weak beta”

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  8. on October 14, 2015 at 10:49 am The Man Who Was . . .

    Sanders actually doesn’t look that bad here. He’s got that “just leaning enough to show I’m listening but still holding back a little so you know whose boss” look that you find in a lot of authority figures who give off the grandfatherly air.

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  9. Those placings clearly didn’t happen by accident.

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  10. The guy at the Body Language Success site said that pose should only be used to show great respect, such as when you are meeting the Pope. Any other time its just pure weakness.

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  11. […] Spot The Shitlib Body Language […]

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  12. What does putting your hands behind your ass communicate?

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  13. If this Jim Webb is the least s#itlib of the bunch, hopefully he gets the nomination. That way even of he wins, it could have been a lot worse???

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  14. on October 14, 2015 at 11:06 am elmer t. jones

    A similar admonishment is to avoid holding your hands pensively up in front of you when making the sales pitch. Keep your elbows away from your rib cage.

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  15. Hillary playing the woman card as to being an “outsider” from politics for why she should get elected was laughable. Bernie then sucking up to Hillary (future Clinton/Sanders ticket?) – Forget the other two goofballs. Webb did look the best. Overall CNN just coddled the dems imo.

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  16. I usually vote in the Democrat primary because I like voting against “the bastard” twice.. I’ll pull the Lever for Webb in the primary – no way in the General election, though…

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  17. o’ malleys feet are weirdly close together as well, like hes trying to squeeze his junk behind him buffalo bill style, or like hes a child trying to hold in pee. these guys need better tailors as well.

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    • Good comment regarding their suits.

      Top pols don’t have a real tailor, and some taste of their own? Fucking losers.

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  18. I think Jim Webb was a decorated war veteran too.

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  19. Interesting there is no Aden of color in the line up this time. Someone not wanting to compete w another “disadvantaged minority?” Hummm?

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  20. Whoops, dem of color I mean.

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  21. A person’s posture or stance can also tell you a lot about how interesting, or boring, they are to listen to when they speak.

    I particularly liked what Lew Rockwell said about the debate in this context: The Dem debate was a reminder of what the GOP debate would be like without Trump: people you wouldn’t want mowing your lawn calling for more government death and destruction, and more government theft, and putting you to sleep while doing it.

    The only thing worse than a power-hungry corrupt politician is a power-hungry corrupt politician whose banality is as insufferable as their politics.

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  22. this russian guy i work with had his ring finger cut off in a power tool accident a few years back.

    permanent ‘shocker’ is crazy alpha lzozlzolzzozlzozlzozllolzl

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  23. Anyone find it interesting how Hillary leans in talking to Sanders? Women rarely stand alone. Instead they find the most capable man available and get as close as possible.

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  24. Clinton and O’Malley are both former attorneys. That is the standard pose you are supposed to assume when the judge or jury walks into the courtroom, so it may just be habit for them. I’m not sure what Sanders’ excuse is.

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    • Clinton and O’Malley have long been out of court rooms, and were never big time, long term lawyers to begin with; the law was just a launching point for their political aspiration. The habit wouldn’t still be there if it weren’t ingrained by psychology.

      BTW, Webb shook John Kerry’s hand and “forgave” him for all the lies Kerry spewed about Vietnam vets. Webb long ago threw away his masculine bonafides in order to attempt a presidential run.

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  25. Webb was also the only one who did not shake hands with his nearest opponent upon entering and joining the row. I could not tell if it was just a thing between him and Sanders or what.

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  26. The big post-debate Brouhaha is all the Leftist manlets caterwauling that when Webb was asked who his greatest enemy was, instead of picking a domestic political rival (i.e. the NRA) he replied that his greatest enemy was the North Vietnamese soldier who wounded him who “isn’t around anymore.” They’re bitching that he killed a man who tried to kill him in defense of the United States.

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  27. I thought the guys were generally better dressed than the Republican bunch. By the way, I vote Dem because it is my economic self interest. But they suck on guns and immigration.

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    • on October 14, 2015 at 1:43 pm Alex the Goon

      Lemme guess. The sign in your window says “EBT Proudly Accepted Here”?

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    • Government employee?

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    • It is never in your economic self interest to vote Democrat unless you are a single mom with bastard children.

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    • Nathan has a point. Since, unless you have the judge bought, winning in court has more to do with subjugating yourself to judges than the law and facts, attorneys have to do it, beta or otherwise.

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      • @DJ, you have no idea what you’re talking about. I have found the precise opposite to be true. There is a huge difference between being respectful to the court and coming off as a wuss. Aaron Burr once famously said the following, “Law is whatever is boldly asserted and plausibly maintained.” I have always found that to be true.

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      • Yes, but since almost all lawyers have known that the “Law is whatever is boldly asserted and plausibly maintained” for over 200 years and argue accordingly, if the political power of the parties and their attorneys is relatively even, the one who says it with his hands most blocking his genitals usually wins.

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      • My point wasn’t that attorneys “subjugate” themselves to the judge. That is just standard lawyer pose that all lawyers do when a judge enters the courtroom. And, Dude is right. The more assertive you are in court, the better your chances of winning. Judges are just lawyers themselves and if you are bold and pretend you know what you are talking about, judges will usually buy it like anyone else.

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    • on October 14, 2015 at 4:35 pm Disciple of Tyr

      I’ll just echo the “EBT accepted here” comments.

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    • Illiberal socialism is big in Europe now, too. Trump’s serf or Niggers’ prey? Homogeneous sweatshop or vibrant shit-hole?

      If you’re a White worker with a brain you would choose neither.

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  28. on October 14, 2015 at 1:17 pm Reservoir Tip

    Guys always seem to go for this pose in group shots, and it’s always bothered me. Look at wedding pictures, and all you’ll see are a bunch of beta groomsmen with their hands crossed in front of them. Very weak.

    Always cross behind the back. Even folded arms with good leg positioning is better than hands crossed in the front.

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  29. Jim Webb is a paradoxical character. He writes like Pat Buchanan but voted like Teddy Kennedy as a senator.

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  30. Agreed white is a color, it just struck me how all white and only one “minority” the line up is considering the dem party line. Maybe a coincidence, maybe not. Maybe a way to avoid splitting the vote along in/out group lines? For the record I am not here nor there re: the race or gender thing, what we need is the best person for the job. Badly. I do not believe one in this line up is that, regardless of race or gender. That’s all I am saying.

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    • The “people of color” line is leftist propaganda. You are talking about non-Whites, so say non-Whites.

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      • Arbiter I can choose my own words but thanks for the feedback, noted.

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      • Hear that @Arbiter? She’s a girl and can continue to support the cultmarx narrative if she wants to, even if by accident, without consequence. It doesn’t matter that we’re trying to eliminate the muddled euphemisms of the left. So there!

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      • Colored folks…I like the old term for them. Of course, there are about 20 other ‘off color’ ((cough)) names for them that are just as good…for all different types of non-White races.

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    • red pill poser

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      • @ someone, sometimes speaking in the language of your opposition is a good way to reach them, versus reactionary speech. Bottom line we need a really good leader right now. As I lobby for that I purposefully avoid bringing the topics of race and gender into the mix, which would only deter from the real point: we need a miracle worker about now. Also I am more hoping for an awakening than a collapse. Pollyanna I know but I am a female, after all. Women like stable safe societies, not that many women in our culture don’t seem hellbent on driving it into the ground w their foolishness. Anyway, peace.

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  31. on October 14, 2015 at 2:14 pm Alex the Goon

    O’Malley allegedly made Twitter wet last night. The article was written by a fag, and half of the quoted twiits were posted by other fags, so he’s got 2% locked down solid.

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    • O’Malley has the look and bearing of a DL closet case. Gives the impression that his heterosexuality, like Hillary’s, is for public political consumption.

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    • Alex….or he has “something solid locked in”. Maybe more accurate.

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  32. Linbs are already appalled that Webb was awarded a medal for combat bravery (he took a grenade in assaulting a NV bunker complex) and isn’t apologetic for killing a NV soldier about to kill him. He’s about one thought crime from being drummed out of the party.

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  33. “Frank and refried beans”

    Lolz

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  34. O’Malley looks to be lesser alpha…pumps iron, attractive wife, 4 kids…beats Larry David, Hillary and the butler in a landslide

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  35. Webb looks good. Looks like he’s made from granite. And his suit fits him the best of the five.

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  36. on October 14, 2015 at 4:37 pm Disciple of Tyr

    Are we sure that the guy on the right (Chafee?) isn’t a Jew? He kind of looks like Bill Maher.

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  37. Webb was a platoon leader in Nam. Had more than 80% casualties in his outfit. He’s shot a few Vietnamese and watched them die. And he spoke out against chick officers way back in the 70s sometime. Also knocked Ollie North right the fuck out as a midshipman. Don’t love his politics, but he’s an alpha. I think Trump will try to get Oprah on the ticket to skull fuck the dims chances in this election against him, and if HilLary is less retarded than she seems she’ll pick Webb.

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    • What presidents have actually killed a man? It makes you wonder. Okay, they all have ordered people to be killed, but which have actually done it themselves?

      The last is probably George HW Bush as a fighter pilot. Other recent presidents either didn’t serve or had softer assignments which likely didn’t see combat. With a decline in patriotism and ethnic cohesion, military service is no longer seen as high status and is thus not socially or politically expedient for noble WASP families. It has become the poor and uneducated being duped into risking their lives for anti-American interests. As we’ve moved away from military service as an unspoken prerequisite for Commander-in-Chief and towards chickenhawkedness, we’ve also gotten worse at picking the right wars, and worse at ending them.

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  38. Hate to break the bad news but Trumps adviser is one Michael Cohen

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    • on October 14, 2015 at 10:00 pm Barry Goldbergblatsteinowicz

      That’s right goy. We run everything. It’s best if you just give us your Shiksas and your shekels. It’s gonna hoyt if you tense up. Just relax, lay back and think of Israel.

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  39. Jim Webb is a Democrat I can support.

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  40. on October 14, 2015 at 8:23 pm Violator Invictus

    Damn, compared to the others, the guy on the left looks like he was sent back in time to kill Sarah Connor. Don’t know if that will hurt him or help him. Weak shitlibs will posture and preen that they like the pussies, but in the secrecy of the polling booth, they might express their desire for a strong man to lead them.

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  41. Shitlary Clinton, in her Chairman Mao pantsuit. What a dyke.

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  42. I can hardly believe the guy second from the right. How could you stand yourself being such a pansy?

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  43. Hillary’s lean isn’t the beta lean. That Leaning Tower of Beasta pose focuses attention to her.

    Looking at the picture, your first focus is on her, and only after a few seconds do you realize there are others in the photo.

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  44. Isn’t this The Last Supper?

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  45. they r all clearly submitting to Hitlery by Putin her/it in the middle of the pack as their leader

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  46. Meanwhile in Russia…

    [CH: maybe there should be a new category called Putin Game. dude is living the dream surrounded by all those russkie hotties.]

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  47. why is Hilary always dressed like mao/kim jong

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  48. Jim Webb should run with the, “It could be a lot worse than me!” slogan. By golly I’m tempted to offer to be his campaign manager…anyone but #[email protected]!

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  49. I don’t know how any of you could even contemplate voting for Democrats. They are a faggoty, traitorious criminal cabal. I despise them to the marrow of my bones.

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  50. Carlos I think folks are just saying of those in the photo… Not of all the options overall.

    I live in a blue state but in a rural area that votes red. I happen to know a lot of retiree feminist democrat types bc of my biz, and even *they* are saying, “anyone but #[email protected]!” I don’t think she has nearly the support she thinks, especially (ironically) among women voters.

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  51. All with passive and weak body posture – cover genitals, smile like a submissive chimp. Who’s that guy on the left? He’s the only one who looks like he isn’t a pansy.

    This has always been obvious and I thought everyone knew it. Smiling and hands clasped in front of you is a submissive attitude. Ever notice when watching the usual thug getting sentenced that he’s always clasping his hands this way?

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