JavaScript Male

Skittles Man has his antithesis: Meet JavaScript Male*.

Commenter Reservoir Tip writes,

The female reception of this piece, even here at CH, has been incredibly elementary.

I imagine the beta man-boob response is no different.

Reminds me of a funny story, actually.

Recently I was on Facebook (I know I shouldn’t have one, but Tinder) and a girl friend of mine asked via status update whether she should get a pixie cut or grow her hair out.

I told her, “pixie cut and I’m personally kicking your ass.”

To which her feminist friends and a former friend of mine turned hardcore cultural Marxist manboob replied, “omg Reservoir Tip’s opinion is stupid. Why are you even concerned about societal standards of beauty?” (LOL)

Then the manboob, who I assume is somewhat into the girl, posts something for the beta hall of fame.

“I wrote you a java script to help you figure out which style is going to work best for you” and of course, he posts the script.

As if she has any idea what the hell to do with it. Neutered man-booby goonery at its finest. I could practically feel his anticipation for her thanks and whatever attention she would afford him.

“Oh I know how to win her over! I’ll write her some java script! That’ll get her attention!”

“I’LL WRITE HER SOME JAVA SCRIPT!”

“JAVA SCRIPT”

*I can’t bring myself to call him JavaScript Man, because the term “man” carries positive character associations. Low T beta losers who behave in ways more typical of women and betray a lifetime spent struggling with testes nestled somewhere up near their diaphragms are best described as “male”, acknowledging the fact that they possess some rudimentary form of biological maleness, however actively it’s suppressed.





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  1. I think you could use code speak to game girls who get it.

    A girl developer delivers a shit test via text, you respond:

    “me.yawn();”

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    • Amount of pretty girls who code:

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    • i can think of nothing more worthless than a human who knows how to code much less a female.

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      • Now, now, brutha… your black is showing.

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      • team black is black knight, not a nog.

        do focus, please dear?

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      • If it quacks like a duck, it’s probably a duck.

        And watch that “dear” stuff… you fairy.

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      • oooh my mayflower society, sons of the American revolution, Merovingian salian frank blueblood grandparents would likely slap that Duck Dynasty drawl right out your neckbearded facehole darlin’.

        minorities don’t talk or write like me, but middle of the curve betas definitely get defensive and project kinda like you are. just sayin.

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      • oooh my mayflower society, sons of the American revolution, Merovingian salian frank blueblood grandparents would likely slap that Duck Dynasty drawl right out your neckbearded facehole darlin’.

        Tsk, tsk… such a fine lineage… and yet in-tah-gray-shun ain’t hepped you none.

        If Martel were alive today, he’d be spinning in his grave…. darlin’.

        LLZOZLZOZLZOZLZOZLZOZLOZLZOZL

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      • fine breeding indeed.

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      • on July 31, 2014 at 1:33 pm Wrecked 'Em

        The two richest guys in the country, Bill Gates and Mark Zuckerburg, know how to code. They both run (ran) their companies from a perspective of knowing about code which came from knowing how to code.

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      • the irony of that statement..can anyone tell what it is?

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      • Everybody,

        I think you meant “Kara Hultgreen”?

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      • JavaScriptrs are worth a lot tbh – 140,000+

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    • If more men tried to treat women nicely like the gentleman who wrote the javascript, this world would be a far better place.

      Only mysoginists use “game”. Game is used to justify the objectification of women by insecure males who cannot stand the fact that this is not an exclusively male-driven world anymore. They can’t stand the fact that women have choices and they are making better choices than men because women now comprise 60% of University graduates.

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      • If this troll were springboard diving, I’d give it a 9.7.

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      • 60% of university graduates because our educational system has been dumbed down to a level where women can now prosper. same thing has happened in the military, fire departments, police force, etc. more women are joining and succeeding in those fields because the standards have been lowered to painfully low levels.

        men are the leaders. they are the trailblazers. women are only followers who swoop in and take advantage of the resources that men have already created for them. women are always one step behind. by the time women catch up to where we have already been, we’re moving on to bigger and better things.

        traditional university study served it’s purpose. there used to be status and value in holding a university degree. but the truly successful people of this day and age know all too well that having a university degree means diddly squat in the real world. that’s why women are still doing it and many men have realized they have no use for it. like i said, always one step behind.

        you girls have fun taking your cute little women’s studies classes and “working” on your master’s degrees in liberal studies and business management. we’ll go ahead and keep building the world for you so you can swoop in and use it when you’re ready. you can thank us later.

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      • Women are making better choices than men?

        Such as when they cover their bodies up to the neck with ugly tattoos and one or two on their breasts that is the equivalent of a neon sign saying; ” I am a worthless whore! I will have sex with you and all your friends! ”

        or as when they post photos of themselves half naked on social media which pretty much screams ; ” I am a sexual object!!”

        Or chose to flash their boobs ( as the pudgy woman on the previous thread ) to crowds of men an then the photo ends up on the internet for decades to come.

        or when they go out with a bunch of other women and get so drunk that not only do they fall on the floor or pass out but the next day they have no idea how many men they had sex with?

        or when they marry a man they actually have disdain for only because he was a good provider, but then they get bored, they cheat on the nice provider, then divorce the nice man who has been paying for everything and then rape him psychologically and financially trough the help of divorce court?

        And then they wonder why so few men are willing to commit and to marry a woman when he has everything to lose at the drop of a hat?

        or when they chose of their own free will to be in dysfunctional relationships with bad boys – that they knew perfectly well from day one was a bad boy – who eventually ends up abusing them in many ways?

        Or the fact women chose to have children from many different dead beat fathers?

        Or the fact they chose to have abortions by the millions? ( which are destroying Western Civilization but women do not seem to be able to see the big picture and to be able to see that far )

        or when they chose to have a career and then hate themselves for not having focused on their children instead?

        and I could go on and on

        Survey after survey reveal that “liberated” women of today are less happy than men and less happy than women of previous generations

        Women do not make better choices than men. Facts, surveys, studies, science show us the exact opposite.

        The archives on this site are full of scientific evidence about how women tend to make bad choices such as when they are turned off by a nice polite man eager to know more about them but are irresistibly attracted to bad boys who will mistreat them

        while men tend to prefer nice women ( which makes more sense for anyone with an IQ above room temperature )

        Women do not make better choices than men, you are either delusional/brainwashed or are lying trough your teeth.

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      • Nomad, men have failed to adapt to a post industrial society. Good thing that men from more diverse countries like India are coming here to do those jobs that Western men have been found inadequate to do. In fact, many Western women are now looking for Indian and non-Westernized men for companionship instead because they aren’t as abrasive as Western men.

        And that’s a good thing.

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      • Nomad, men have failed to adapt to a post industrial society. Good thing that men from more diverse countries like India are coming here to do those jobs that Western men have been found inadequate to do. In fact, many Western women are now looking for Indian and non-Westernized men for companionship instead because they aren’t as abrasive as Western men.

        I’m guessing this is trolling but either way. Lol.

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      • Canadian Friend: if women are so “bad” according to you, why are 95% of violent criminals men?

        We need more laws against men who hit women. Men need to learn to respect women more. Fact.

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      • this is a fine troll indeed. perfect mix of absurdity and restraint.

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      • The topic is not murder but let me have a little fun here,

        The tiny minuscule percentage of men who commit the vast majority of those murders do not represent the average man. In other words about 99% of men do not make the bad choice of committing murder. While the average woman does what I described.

        Your point is moot.

        As far as domestic violence is concerned, women are just as violent as men are. google it, because THAT is a fact. If you think domestic violence is mostly intiated by men you are either very young and ignorant of these facts, a woman/feminist lying trough her teeth or some man boob who needs to wake up to reality.

        Another shocking fact that you can verify at the Center For Disease Control is that domestic violence happens more with lesbian couples than any other type of couples.

        In other words; women are very violent despite what the present culture is trying to have us believe. They commit less murder but they hit other people just as much as men if not a little more.

        Again either you have no idea what you are talking about, maybe you are young and your college professors have brainwashed you or you know but you are lying for whatever reason ( you are feminist with an agenda or a male boob in total denial )

        So what are you? a college age feminist? a male boob who believes if he is obedient to his feminist overlords he will be loved by women?

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      • They commit less murder but they hit other people just as much as men if not a little more.

        Just one more thing men are better at! The first chick tried to kill someone else probably tripped and fell on her own sword. Currie holtgreen syndrome sylte

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      • on July 31, 2014 at 3:45 pm Libertardian

        You could probably make a few bucks with this schtick over at Salon or Huffpo, as they seem to have a bottomless appetite for it. Just be sure to send an “author pic” of some tattooed carousel ejectee to establish your leftoid cred.

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      • “Another shocking fact that you can verify at the Center For Disease Control is that domestic violence happens more with lesbian couples than any other type of couples.”

        Your assertion is laughable at best. Can you cite any peer reviewed studies that state this?

        The truth is that many women pursue relationships with other women because they have been abused by men. The good thing about this is that men will have a lot to think about as the marriageable age man:woman ratio grows in favor of women. That will also force men to be nicer to women in order to attract them.

        “So what are you? a college age feminist? a male boob who believes if he is obedient to his feminist overlords he will be loved by women?”

        I am a liberated male who is proud to believe in equality. Guess what? Women now have the vote. The fact that you can’t deal with that means that your kind (those who can’t accept progressive beliefs that advance society) are becoming more and more extinct.

        Women would rather be with men who have modern beliefs than be with neanderthals.

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      • A liberated male? Is that the new name you eunuchs call yourselves?

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      • @Tavington

        “In fact, many Western women are now looking for Indian and non-Westernized men for companionship instead because they aren’t as abrasive as Western men.

        And that’s a good thing.”

        damn straight it’s a good thing.
        western women like you are the bane of our existence. those indian and non-westernized men are doing us a favor by taking you off our hands.

        just make sure they take you back to the home country. and hurry it up. we need to clean up this place and having all this trash laying around is making it pretty tough.

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      • He’s either a troll or one session away from a ruptured colon.

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      • There is a whole section for liberated males at my local sex shop, that is where they will find strapons with belts in sizes that fit women’s hips, some of them come in a nice “we support the fight against cancer ” pink.

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      • Tavington’s wife/girlfriend makes him do the peg beg before she liberates him a little deeper.

        And if he’s been really nice she let’s him come inside his little pony.

        Sometimes when they feel particularly romantic they do it while watching videos of Obama’s inauguration.

        Tavington has requested she pegs him while wearing an Obama mask but she said Tavington is not ready for that level of male liberation, she is also unsure if that would constitute racism.

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      • Liberated male? LZOZLZOZLZOZLZOZLZOZLZOZLZOZLZOLZOZLOZLOZL

        A snarky cooze (85% probability) or a self-hating fag (13% probability)…

        Or just some asswipe cogdis disrupter of the Sunstein brigade. (2%… they’ve been here, tried and died).

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  2. So… lets see that script.

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    • In all seriousness, the bad game is funny, but the nerd in me is more interested in how one uses javascript to find out what a persons best hair style is.

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    • on July 31, 2014 at 11:34 am Reservoir Tip

      public class Hairdo
      {
      public static boolean should(boolean[] j)
      {
      int k = 0; //false
      int z = 0; //true
      for (int i = 0; i = z) return false;
      return true;
      }
      public static boolean[] hairdo(boolean[] j)
      {
      for (int i = 0; i = .5) j[i] = true;
      }
      return j;
      }
      public static void main(String[] args)
      {
      // length of array
      int num = Integer.parseInt(args[0]);
      boolean[] j = new boolean[num];
      j = hairdo(j);
      boolean a = should(j);
      if (a==true) System.out.println(“Pixie”);
      else System.out.println(“Long”);
      }
      }

      Maybe you can explain it to us.

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  3. on July 31, 2014 at 7:39 am totenhenchen

    Reminds me of the swarm of LARPer geeks that orbit a 29 year old, pushing-maximum-density, pixie cut sporting divorcee I know.

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    • All chicks have to do to be treated like goddesses is go to a place that’s mostly male. It usually ruins the place because the faggots who fall over backwards deferring to her but it’s a solid strategy for chicks.

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      • comic-con’s a classic for that. and now even (or especially?) the lumpy females there are voicing ‘concern’ about male gaze and such.

        as to original post, if he’s done anything beyond an alert popup in a browser then he’s dipped below the ‘male’ threshold

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      • Ah, the old math joke:

        Q: How do you make a 3 think it’s a 9?
        A: Send her to a Star Trek convention.

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      • ding ding ding, we have a winner.

        One of the porn whores I follow on twitter actually has been going to comic con conventions in a full captain america costume minus the hat. She’s not a hot porn star–plain looks—and she tries to compensate by being into practically anything on the set.

        Anyway, its funny to see her in her twitter pics, because it’s seems obvious to me that she goes to feel “pretty but unattainable.” She’s so used to doing the most vile, disgusting acts (including the lowest of the low, Obama voters) and being plain that the fact that these guys are so shy that they just want to have a hover-arm picture with her gets her off. She feels like the prom princess she can never be.

        Another one I follow also goes, but she’s prettier.

        Both get off on beta male orbiters treating them as goddesses. With security around to protect them.

        Probably the drooling, cheetoed, no-shower-for-5-day dudes don’t disgust these pron whores that much because of the disgusting things they’ve done in porn. After getting rammed by a gorilla who smells like jericurl, nothing else will make you turn up your nose.

        PA rape!

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      • on July 31, 2014 at 4:04 pm Laguna Beach Fogey

        What is a ,comic con?

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  4. Dorks like this one created Tinder.

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  5. on July 31, 2014 at 8:12 am Holden Caulfield

    MSM writers watching too much anal sex porn?

    http://news.yahoo.com/odd-cause-gaping-siberian-holes-possibly-found-115425786.html

    We all love a good gaping shot after an anal pounding of some tiny barely legal chick, but not sure the vocabulary makes it into my work place.

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    • Sorry, it’s a relic of history that holes can legitimately gape without necessarily being ass- ones. Try using it in a presentation (“urgent: our strategy has gaping holes”) and see who in the management team can’t control themselves.

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  6. “Java Boob”

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  7. Actually “Java Goon” sounds better

    Javagoon!

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  8. on July 31, 2014 at 8:19 am Holden Caulfield

    MSM employees watching too much an*l p*rn?

    http://news.yahoo.com/odd-cause-gaping-siberian-holes-possibly-found-115425786.html

    We all love a good gaping scene (barely legal tiny chicks only please) but I’m not sure the p*rn vocabulary makes it into my work place.

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  9. Everybody knows if you write some code to do something for a girl, you have to set it all up so she can work it by pushing one button, and then you have to remain on standby 24/7 fielding phone calls when she can’t figure out how to push that one button, and she calls you in a massive panic wanting you to explain why the “clicky thingie” isn’t working right.

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    • A well-know anecdote from back in the day, when “Hit Any Key…” was the ubiquitous prompt for continuing.

      Girl calls tech support, asking “Which one is the ‘Any’ key?”

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    • Wasn’t there a video recently of some politico woman entering some experimental vehicle for a demo drive and immediately pressing the big red expensive emergency shutdown button?

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  10. on July 31, 2014 at 8:35 am Ted Cunterblast

    Even knowing what Java Script is should qualify men for low-T beta loserdom.

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    • Well, if no men ever knew what JavaScript was, you wouldn’t be posting on blogs that offer dynamic feedback/content, or interacting on the web in any manner other than reading static HTML pages. So to prove your masculine essence you’ll have to refrain from using the internet.

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      • These Philistines reserve both the right to snark about arcane disciplines they couldn’t possibly master, and the right to continue enjoying the fruits thereof.

        Go figure. :duckface:

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      • all you homie!

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    • on July 31, 2014 at 9:21 am Ted Cunterblast

      I use the internet, I don’t program it. I’ll leave that to the low-T beta males.

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      • This whole thing is a case in point why total uninhibited sexual revolution or whatever the fuck you wanna call it is damaging. The lower males, the betas..with at least some ambition who churn away code and do thankless things like build the internet, program the beloved smart phones etc need some loving too. When every girl is chasing the top 10-20% of males sooner or later, after a couple generations, these guys are gonna die out and in their old age pass along to the youth…”don’t even bother, enjoy your life”

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      • on July 31, 2014 at 9:53 am Holden Caulfield

        @Knowbody that is what prostitution is for. betas can learn game, pay for pussy, or sit in their mom’s basement writing Java Scripts. Guess which most of them choose to do? Yes, CHOOSE TO DO.

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      • someone makes way more than you = low-T?

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    • yup.

      learn to change a tire you poofsters

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    • High intelligence is one of the things that distinguishes men from women. Women mostly are deprived from it. Otherwise you wouldn’t have the chance to express your silly thoughts. Unfortunately it seems that science has been pussyfied. Scienties of yore were more manly, check Werner Von Braun and other men of letter biographies…

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      • Women can be smart, they just use it all on manipulating people around them. It’s why there are 100 Pierre Curies for every Marie. The only real purpose from the evolutionary point of view of succeeding in science is that the fame might get you a few chicks; antibiotics, cars, planes, etc. are all side products.

        In fact, the desire for fame and hence status is an evolutionarily produced male desire that keeps running even when its target cannot produce what it was originally designed for; that’s why guys will try to be the best at World of Warcraft even though it will never get them laid. Men are built to compete for status positions. Even if you’re too omega to succeed with the ladies, you’ll probably try to excel at something anyway.

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    • Not sure what your point is. Technical work is by definition masculine. Now this guy is misusing the purpose of such technology using it to suplicate himself to a pussy. But that’s not Technical education at work. That’s a lost soul who should instead pay an occasional hooker.

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    • Lol why?

      Does knowing stuff about astrophyics/higher level mathematics/economics/philosophy also ‘qualify men for low-T beta loserdom?’

      Stop confusing correlation with causation.

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      • You can be knowledgeable about the geeky arts and still good with woman–Feynman, most obviously, and even Einstein slept around a little.

        Still, it is true that the sort of brain that produces great technical achievements *usually* isn’t good at manipulating women into bed. This is where all the jokes about betas kind of fall flat–sure, *on a game site* betas are going to be figures of fun, but most of the world’s great scientists and engineers were beta, and we still like our antibiotics and cars.

        Arguably they’re chumps who let society freeload off their inventions. How much money did Alexander Fleming make off penicillin?

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  11. Well done, Reservoir Tip and boss. I controlled my laughter, mostly.

    As if she has any idea what the hell to do with it. Neutered man-booby goonery at its finest. I could practically feel his anticipation for her thanks and whatever attention she would afford him.

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    • i remember back when i believed “you’re so smart” from a girl was a compliment. but it’s the least sexual pat on the head a girl can give to send you on your way, tail wagging.

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      • Exactly, burke. Variations of “you’re so sweet!” : Gaah!

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      • “You’re so sweet” is almost always the kiss of death, unless you’re in a relationship. And even then it shouldn’t be frequent.

        That said, I use beta-type compliments like these on player types, as kind of a shit test.

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  12. It just occurred to me today. CH is to “feminism” what Zerohedge (http://www.zerohedge.com/) is to “Keynesianism.”

    If CH and “Tyler” aren’t the same person, perhaps they at least have a healthy appreciation for each other.

    ~Pup

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    • both illustrate broken systems and how to profit from them.

      much to the chagrin of the other 95% of the male population. I say male because as natural sociopaths, they understand that their are no rules, only survival.

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      • not to ZS my own post but I meant women are natural sociopaths.

        NOW PUT A BUN IN HER OVEN WHARRGARBLLL!!!! (wink to ZS)

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      • *there are

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      • Yeah, in the financial world I believe they call taking advantage of inefficiencies in the market “arbitrage.” CH knows how to arbitrage some booty, and has graciously enlightened those of us willing to listen.

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    • on July 31, 2014 at 4:09 pm Laguna Beach Fogey

      I’m sure they meet up at weekends for family BBQs and pool parties all teh time.

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  13. He picked Javascript? At least if you are going to write code for a woman, it should be in a better language than Javascript, like lisp or C.

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    • Good point. I would not be shocked if David Futrelle also spoke with a lisp.

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    • 80×86 Assembler for the real lady-killers.

      C will do for most alphas.

      FORTH for the sigmas. lzozlzozlzozlzozlzolz

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      • Actually, that’s pretty funny. It does show how coders compete for status, with more obscure or difficult languages showing a greater overall knowledge and therefore greater mastery.

        The irony is, of course, that the more ‘elite’ the coder, the *less* likely he is to succeed with women. (Though I’m sure you’re the exception to the rule…)

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      • “FORTH for the sigmas.”

        You rang?

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      • Here’s a first… the jest didn’t fall flat… but it somehow blew up in my face anyway… sigh.

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  14. Here’s how the program should’ve worked in pseudo code:

    Output “Do you want to be attractive to men? y or n”
    Get answer.
    If y, output “Grow it out.”
    Else if n, output “Get a pixie cut.”

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  15. “Why are you even concerned about societal standards of beauty?”
    “…to help you figure out which style is going to work best for you.”

    Beta Translator: “Don’t concern yourself with societal standards. Let me shoulder the burden of concern for you by throwing down my uninvited JavaScript Jacket over this troubling societal puddle that Reservour Tip tempted you with.”

    I feel like I’m watching the Matrix movie, but with JavaScript guy playing Cypher instead.

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    • These people like to tell themselves beauty standards are arbitrary constructs so they don’t have to deal with the reality that they’re ugly, and would still be considered ugly no matter what the social circumstances

      Because running from reality is the core of left wing thought

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  16. Why laugh at the guy ?

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  17. I don’t mind pixie hair cuts. in fact they give me a hard-on. but the top male specimens whose attention she wants would probably go for long hair.

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  18. on July 31, 2014 at 10:04 am Stationarity

    This is helpful. Sometimes I think I’m talking too much around girls I like. From now on, I’ll equate “wall of code” with “wall of words”.

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  19. He can be saved! He wants the pussy and he is willing to work for the pussy!

    Anyone starts at some point.

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    • dunno brother. I work for me, the pussy follows. unless that was tongue in cheek

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      • He needs to work on bettering himself. It’s just misdirection of effort. But he has the desire and ability. It just follows that he needs to work in the right direction.

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      • Hey, asshole, didn’t you just say you had a son and a kid on the way?

        And then also brag about your alleged blue-blood heritage?

        So what’s all this ‘pussy follows’ smoke you’re blowing now?

        It would give me great pleasure to horse whip you, boy.

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      • are you always a moralistic simp?

        think about it like this…..the world needs more of my DNA

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      • on July 31, 2014 at 4:10 pm Laguna Beach Fogey

        This.

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      • The world needs more of your DNA like a dung heap needs more flies.

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  20. Reservoir Tip, even if she allowed herself to be brainwashed by the Cultural Marxists (“there are no instincts, all behavior is easily created by evil capitalist oppression or by a benevolent socialist state”) she will know in the future that you were right. Either when she doesn’t cut her hair, and congratulate herself for it, or when she cuts her hair and regrets it down the road.

    All women know that short hair is uglier than long hair. They can be momentarily confused, due to leftist propaganda on display in this case, but they know it. They watch and compare other women all the time. They look at men’s reactions to their hair all the time. And when she knows that you were right, she knows you were the only one who acted like a man and gave her an honest and wise reply.

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  21. If I could post his picture here, it would be even more fitting than the one you attached it to, CH.

    But I’ll spare him, though I know he wouldn’t hesitate to throw me under the bus.

    What’s weird is that he used to be a really stand up guy. Conservative type. We saw eye to eye on most things.

    Ended up losing himself on an unholy combination of hallucinogens, reddit, and tumblr. Cleaned himself up and he was a totally different person.

    Feminist, “antifa”, “progressive”, government yes-man. A real degenerate.

    Fried his fucking brain.

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    • on July 31, 2014 at 10:53 am Reservoir Tip

      Whoops.

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    • I have a Friend like that to an extent. His wife beats him and he is too scared to do anything about it cause he doesn’t want to lose his job and go to jail for retaliation. He is in a really weird spot. I wonder how many men are in a spot like that? I offered to beat her for him but he wasn’t with the program on that. Somebody obviously has got to do it.

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      • It would only feed whatever victim status she is using to make her feel entitled to hit people. The best thing he can do is beat her to the punch, take some video of her abusing him and/or the kids, blast it all over the internet, press charges, get a restraining order, and file for divorce and full custody. He should do it to her before she decides he’s no longer any use to her, and does it to him.

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  22. on July 31, 2014 at 10:52 am The Supreme Gentleman

    This is what men are conditioned to be in the new age. It used to be that men and women of this ideology didn’t consider it until they were “enlightened” by some Marxist manboob professor at their local community college about the “oppressive patriarchy” (lost a few former friends to this shit). That’s not the case anymore.

    I made this observation the other day when I took my little cousin out to eat with a handful of his friends. They were telling me a story about how my cousin was invited to lunch by the cutest girl in their class, and that he blew her off. His response was along the lines of “I told her that I didn’t feel like going.” A single tear rolled down my cheek. But I digress. His beta friends were telling him that he’s stupid for missing an opportunity to hook up, all the while he grinned like he knew a dirty little secret. I’ve seen this girl before. She’s been invited to family get-togethers and whatnot. She’s a 10 at their high school but a 7 in the real world. Yet, she’s able to manipulate all the little herblings in my cousin’s circle of friends and she doesn’t care who knows it. I saw her convince one of them (the lord beta who was flapping his lips about “missed opportunities”) to snag some vodka out of my uncle’s liquor cabinet and bring it to her and her pack of (hyenas) friends. Of course he obliged and didn’t even take a swig for himself (WTF!)

    I took it upon myself as a civic duty to masculinity to educate these youngins about women when went out to lunch. To no avail. My advice fell on deaf ears. One of them said “women are too smart these days. They don’t fall for that kind of game anymore.” LOL

    The point is, males in this day and age are taught to suppress their sexuality and pedestalize women earlier on in life now. And it’s fucking scary. The fact that they don’t even want to listen to a more experienced man’s advice is even scarier. That “girl power” shit isn’t a chuckle worthy joke anymore. These bitches actually believe that shit and have these budding manboobs riding along on the eunuch train with them.

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    • The fact that they don’t even want to listen to a more experienced man’s advice is even scarier.

      And that’s on just about ALL subjects, not merely game. I pity the fools.(((sigh)))

      That “girl power” shit isn’t a chuckle worthy joke anymore. These bitches actually believe that shit and have these budding manboobs riding along on the eunuch train with them.

      Yup… I bristle at every coming attraction showing yet another supergirl… used to be she’d just be “one of the boys” kicking ass alongside… now, she’s the one doing all the ass-kicking and some beta orbiter is holding down the techno-fort.

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      • on July 31, 2014 at 11:11 am The Supreme Gentleman

        We had a word for those girls in elementary school: “tomboy”

        And they weren’t rewarded for it, as opposed to today.

        I remember this “girl” named Sara in the 2nd grade. Let’s just say that when I saw her walk into the girl’s bathroom, I didn’t know what to make of it…

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      • And that tomboy stuff, where they could actually compete physically with boys, only lasted until about the 11 year old timeframe… not up to and including the age of shock-red lipstick and black sheath dresses.

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    • What’s scary is that even the so-called ‘experts’ on what makes a man ‘dominant’ and ‘alpha’ are themselves man-boobs.

      D&P has a great article about it.

      Ultimately, if you want X and you want to figure out what you have to do to get X, you should find people who have X and imitate them (to the best of your ability). Nothing more, nothing less. Most ‘experts’ want for X themselves.

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      • as a logical matter, a person’s looks have no bearing on the truth value of his/her message. if an ugly manboob recommends game tactics like DHVs and agree&amplify, that doesn’t discredit his advice. if a fat feminist says that chicks dig jerks, the same.

        however, in the real world a person’s overall impression — physique and personality — does often correlate with the substance of his or her message. so, for instance, ugly manboobs tend to claim that acting like a gentleman is what gets girls, while fat feminists tend to claim that fat girls can get the same love that thin girls get.

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      • Yes, but a man-boob who ‘recommends game tactics’ will probably still design shitty ways to test the effectiveness of specific game tactics. The only real experiment (that I’ve seen) that escapes D&P’s criticisms is the one where they hooked women up to electrodes.

        You simply can’t conduct these experiments based on what these women say —- only a manboob trusts what a woman says as legitimate data.

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  23. Related,

    Ok Cupid confesses to havng altered profiles without user’s consent,

    OKCupid on Monday published results of three experiments it recently conducted on users.

    In one test, it obscured profile pictures.

    In another, the site hid profile text to see how it affected personality ratings.

    And in a third, it told some hopeful daters that they were a better or worse potential match with someone than the company’s software actually determined.

    http://www.nytimes.com/2014/07/29/technology/okcupid-publishes-findings-of-user-experiments.html?_r=0

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  24. three defacto genders now, relative and observable distribution:

    men
    5% of population

    males (feminized men/betas/white knights)
    45% of population

    women
    50% of population

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    • women
      25% of population

      females (incl. sows, cows, manatees, and belugas)
      25% of population

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      • I think the ‘females’ category is a lot bigger than 25%. Remember, 67% of Americans are overweight or obese.

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  25. […] Source: Heartiste […]

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  26. That picture of manboobz is not ugly enough. There are fatter, uglier pictures of him that can be used.

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  27. Au contraire, Heartiste, nerdy obsessions, writing code, that’s 100% male. Just the part of men that offends, and creates HATE HATE HATE among women. The flip side of feminine grace and beauty is not a diesel dyke, rather it is a fat, hairy feminist screaming about the male gaze. And the flip side of High T Alpha males is not a gay fashion designer, it is a nerdy geek writing code instead of being an A hole.

    Since about 98% of the modern world depends on code, guys who write it do create value. Try running the power grid without code balancing demand and power generation.

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    • I work in enterprise IT and most of my colleagues are normal guys and very un-nerd. Guys like this Java Script dweeb end up as computer janitors for Tom’s Propane Shack. The corporate world requires some level of social savvy and that ends up keeping the riff raff out.

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      • Well, that explains deplorable quality of IT products (I’m dealing with one example as I type).

        Too many hustling slicks, too few hardworking geeks.

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      • A fair point, Gro… but I think the shitty state of IT is more due to getting rid of the old school whites and importing foreign code-for-hires… only about 10% of which turn out to be worth the checks they’re cashing, which dumb ass non-technical management doesn’t realize until the project’s already verkackt.

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      • on July 31, 2014 at 5:20 pm Libertardian

        @Gro knowing how to write code isn’t enough, you also have to know how to market yourself and what you do. Sadly coding skill is correlated with introversion, so too many coders end up working for Alec Baldwin whose job is to sell the hype to the non-tech-savvy “decision makers” who write the checks, while end users and coders both eat shit as usual.

        Plus, Alec wants coders to be a commodity (he’s only been trying and failing to make them one for 40 years) so he screams for more H-1Bs that he can pay half wages and deport when they complain, while Jesse Jackson screams that coding is racist and Adria Richards screams that it’s misogynist because there are too many pasty white dorks in it. Result, 40 years ago we could put people on the moon and now we get the Obamacare website. Good thing the Cold War’s over.

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  28. on July 31, 2014 at 2:35 pm Simon Corso

    …And the winner of this weeks Michael Moore look-alike contest is…

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  29. on July 31, 2014 at 4:48 pm gregariouswolf

  30. wrote her a java script?

    yeah sure. more likely he sent her some spyware to log her keystrokes or spy on her using her web cam.

    betas will do some devious shit. seriously.

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    • yeah, a guy did some sh*t like that to my sister. she wasn’t even dating or sleeping with the guy but she was nice and treated him like a friend. she’s pretty naive about men and he couldn’t get the hint.

      i think he put a recording device of some sort in her car and put spyware on her laptop. she had to get a restraining order on him when he started wigging out. after that he wouldn’t stop texting and messaging. he started telling her he loved her and kept asking if she would meet him in person so they could talk.

      he ended up in jail for violating the restraining order. i’m pretty sure he’s left her alone since then.

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  31. A few years ago it was this really pretty girl’s birthday and she was getting tons of birthday wishes on Facebook. This one thirsty dude, who also happens to be an artist, did this fucking elaborate drawing of her as some kind of superheroine. She was completely taken aback by it and asked if that was supposed to be her, with the manboob going “Yeah! You like it?” with tons of smilies thrown in. Her only response was “yea”.

    That was the point where I realized women will never appreciate unsolicited niceties. I actually felt pretty bad for the dude, he must’ve spent hours drawing this thing only to get a lukewarm response from the object of his affections. A guy would appreciate the hell out of a nice gesture like being drawn as a superhero, even if it was out of left field. But the more nice things you do for a woman, the more she despises you. Aren’t they great?

    As for the original post, if a girl tells me she wants to cut her hair or do something stupid with it (Usually dreadlocks of shaving off the sides) I tell her “You do that and I’m never speaking to you again.” If she has any feelings for you then the dread game should kick in immediately.

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  32. JavaScript is for wimps and beta males, real men use C

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