Club Girl Clones

We all know how conformist douchebags can be. I saw a phalanx of them yesterday marching for the nearest bar in identical powder blue oxford shirts, khaki shorts, and ken cole sandals. OK, maybe one guy’s blue shirt was a darker blue than the other guy’s.

Girls think that their fashion acumen sets them apart from looking too conformist. Their attention to minor clothing details and perfect makeup application is their way to stand apart from all the other girls.

They should think again.

all look same.

all look same.





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  1. The girl farthest to the left looks quite different from the other two, she has a rounder face, a pointy-er chin, and is wearing her in a somewhat different style.

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  2. … wearing her hair in a somewhat … etc.

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  3. I hope she has no hair. SCNR.

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  4. on July 26, 2008 at 8:53 pm InterestedParty

    Conformity is OK is they’re all at least somewhat attractive, which all these chicks are. Still, it’d be nice if one tried to look attractive in a different way from the rest.

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  5. on July 26, 2008 at 9:00 pm InterestedParty

    And btw, it’s rare that I’ve found an attractive chick trying to be *less* conformist. I don’t think looking less conformist ever enters into most attractive females’ minds.

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  6. > I don’t think looking less conformist ever enters into most attractive females’ minds.

    Neither does it mine. I dress rather conservatively for my age (mostly khakis and decent sweater, occasionally tshirt, I have not worn Jeans more than 10 times in the past half decade) but in general, it seems to help: I have never had any issues with customs/airport security monkeys/police in the past 5 years… I always – unless dressed in a suit – wear sneakers though.

    Oh and I spend what some consider ungodly amounts of money on clothing. For one thing, my GF gets by with far less money spent on clothing.

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  7. Come to think of it, how about a post extolling the virtues (and maybe howto) of dressing well.

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  8. So, you’re dissing conformity when your entire blog is the advocacy of all men imitating prescribed behavior in order to gain social acceptance in the form of sexual encounters?

    Right…

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  9. you can’t say that just based on face pics alone

    if you’d post a pic of 4 chicks dressed exactly like the bimbo’s of the movie they’re waiting to see, sure, but not a couple of faces and nothing else to go on.

    you’ll also probably find that most guys’ club uniforms have far less variability than the girls’

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  10. Hey, this could be a LOLskank venture for you, Roissy. The photo’s caption could read something like, “Individuality: you’re doing it wrong.”

    Or simply, “Originality? FAIL.”

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  11. Let’s get to the real point of this post…

    The girl on the left is the best looking, followed by the girl on the bottom, and the right most girl is the least attractive. They’re not typical of my tastes, but the first two are kinda doable particularly if they have decent DD cups, a nice ass, and nails…

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  12. Oh yeah, number three is “girlfriend” material since she’s the least attractive, and thus most desperate. The first and second girl appear to be capable of playing games with alphas.

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  13. 8 Publicus

    So, you’re dissing conformity when your entire blog is the advocacy of all men imitating prescribed behavior in order to gain social acceptance in the form of sexual encounters?

    Right…

    =================

    Roissy will always have something to complain about, which seems odd given that he apparently is living the dream, banging essentially whatever girl he wants, probably? has decent income, fame as a player and blogger, etc etc

    Roissy’s life and his anger is more proof of the failure of living solely for fulfilling desires.

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  14. on July 27, 2008 at 2:56 am anonymous 1

    The girl on the left is the best looking, followed by the girl on the bottom, and the right most girl is the least attractive.

    the 1st girl needs a nose job badly. bottom is hot. right chick is above average.

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  15. on July 27, 2008 at 2:56 am sara the relentless

    Inner purity is a rare jewel that shines through, with or without makeup.

    http://www.zeoliteinfo.com/

    http://www.waiora.com/media/videos/presentingWaiora-03.wmv

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  16. on July 27, 2008 at 3:03 am Zosimus the Heathen

    One striking example of female conformity I’ve seen is at formal events, where half the girls seem to be wearing little black dresses (their sex’s equivalent of the tux, perhaps?). As for their purported belief that small details are all that are needed to set them apart from the rest of the herd, I say, “Meh.” If you’re going to be different (and this goes for both sexes), don’t be subtle about it – have the guts to really stand out!

    Re the pic, while I’d agree with DA that the girl on the left is very attractive, the expression on her face seems somewhat pained.

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  17. on July 27, 2008 at 4:30 am SovereignAmericanMale

    @15 Zosimus the Heathen

    As for their purported belief that small details are all that are needed to set them apart from the rest of the herd, I say, “Meh.” If you’re going to be different (and this goes for both sexes), don’t be subtle about it – have the guts to really stand out!

    As the excellent Molly Ringwald flick pointed out, if you are not one of the beautiful people and make your own clothes
    It doesn’t matter how hot you turn out looking…

    You will not be accepted but rejected. If you stand out too far, you will stand alone.

    For women conformity is vital, for men (James Dean rebel with a cause) bad boys “Do Not Conform”

    Right after 9/11, I dressed up as Osama Bin Ladden and went out with a group of 10 girls to a costume party, they for the most part wore the same outfit.

    The group of girls decided on their own to be ten of my designated “72” virgins (since I wasn’t really a terrorist, they could roleplay being virgins)

    And there was a polarizing force at work.
    (Liberal vs Conservative)

    Girls flocked to the tribe of virgins, or came up and castigated me for my hatefull unamerican costume.

    I joked with my haters, about my virgin horde doing a honor killing on them, very slowly in my bedroom with a 12 inch strap on.

    But among the women there were no individuals.

    Women in general take social rejection from their gender harder then males getting rejected by males.

    They also team up far faster then men.

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  18. from left to right…

    yes, yes, and yes

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  19. on July 27, 2008 at 4:47 am SovereignAmericanMale

    Hey Ryan

    Wat-cha-gon do?
    Kick em?

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  20. What’s the complaint?

    Not Hottz™ enough?

    Identically [email protected];?

    Similarly [email protected];?

    And this is surprising because? Shall we look at men in tux for comparison? Or women in the ubiquitous little black dress?

    And which one in the posted pic would you not sleep with if you found her in your bed? Do we really care that their appearance seems to obey some level of conformity?

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  21. on July 27, 2008 at 1:50 pm Zosimus the Heathen

    And which one in the posted pic would you not sleep with if you found her in your bed? Do we really care that their appearance seems to obey some level of conformity?

    Well you should because if they all look suspiciously alike, it might mean they’re really ALIEN POD PEOPLE! Which, in turn, means that if you go to bed with one of them, once you’ve drifted off into post-coital bliss, she’ll put a pod under your bed and YOU’LL BE NEXT!

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  22. None of these three girls is really my type. They look too puffy-faced, jawly, and buxom.

    I’m not going as far as saying they’re unattractive, but they look a bit too much like the Bush twins, not really my type.

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  23. Going with Clio’s categories, they look like Earth Mothers in the making, while I prefer the Waif or Ingenue type.

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  24. Wow, the commenters on this blog have terrible taste. Avoid that trio like the plague. Not only does their sameness say something about how exciting they’ll be (in bed, conversation, or otherwise), but any group of three or more identical girls has future annoying head games written all over it.

    The conformity in this town has got to be the most annoying thing about DC by far. Fortunately, it also makes the threshold of gaining girls’ attention much lower to surmount. Seriously, learn to dress yourself in a way that’s just a little more unique than the rest of the crowd you’re running with, but not off the deep end. When you go to a bar or a club, be that guy who’s dressed entirely appropriately and yet just a little different (and a little more put together) than most. Do something with your damn hair. Don’t look like you’re trying too hard. And please, avoid the blue shirt and khakis at all costs.

    The girls will be everywhere. You will be amazed. And if a girl doesn’t go for it, you can know right off the bat that she was never worth your time or effort anyway.

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  25. on July 27, 2008 at 4:25 pm Raleighwood

    They all look like they need a good helping of my cock.

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  26. on July 27, 2008 at 4:52 pm sara the positive

    Roissy, I challenge you to write a positive post on what you love about women.

    My young man friend was over the other night and he was telling me what he wanted in a girl/woman and the only thing I could remember was that he wanted her “to be able to handle herself in any situation”, so I emailed him a request to remind me of the other qualities This is his reply:

    not in any situation, but I guess that she(woman, not a girl) has a good head on her shoulders, I want a smart one:)

    one who see`s me for who I am and loves me for it

    one who can handle being loved as much as I can love

    one who is honest with me and her self

    one who is weird, quirky, and interesting

    one who understands that some times guys need support too

    one who loves sex

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  27. Nothing wrong with a little conformity, as long as it encouraged girls all to be classy and interesting. This is, unfortunately, not the case.

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  28. Sara @ 26

    Good luck with that….

    @ The girls: the one on the bottom has the best looking face, unless you REALLY liked Wicked.

    I’d take the ‘pixie’ starring in the nice ass post over any of these in a minute–if we are judging just on looks, of course.

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  29. Why do girls continue to hit the tanning booth in spite of how much it prematurely ages their skin? Uh…not to mention the whole melanoma epidemic.

    These chicks look hard. They probably start their day with a valtrex, a cigar and a cup of jus de chaussette and finish off the night with half a bottle of vodka and some fourth meal.

    The Shadow Room looks like the type of place I’d like to spend the evening if I was passively suicidal or recently diagnosed with a terminal illness and I needed that last push to finally let go and lose all hope.

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  30. Agreed. Tanning is disturbing.

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  31. Agreed. Tanning is disturbing.

    I kinda like fake tanned white girls. 🙂

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  32. Very true, fake tans can be cute.

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  33. Fake tanned white girls < age of 26 maybe…

    I guess if you are just looking to ejaculate and evacuate – a girl who mortgages her health and her appearance for two good years is attractive.

    If the goal is simply to not look like the the living dead without looking like the Olly Twins subtle sunless tanning lotions like Jergens Natural Glow in an appropriate shade are a much better choice.

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  34. I guess if you are just looking to ejaculate and evacuate – a girl who mortgages her health and her appearance for two good years is attractive.

    I presumed that was the idea. Fuck the hot girl, hug the sweet girl, and entertain the witty, sarcastic girl.

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  35. Right, this is Roissy’s blog after all!

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  36. Nice DA, but why not fuck the sweet girl and the witty sarcastic girl too?

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  37. Nice DA, but why not fuck the sweet girl and the witty sarcastic girl too?

    The sweet girl is just too cute and innocent looking to perform sexual acts upon, and the witty sarcastic girl isn’t sexually attractive enough to bang. She could be beautiful, but just not in a sexual way.

    You don’t marry any of these women, but you simply “use” them to meet your varying needs. It’s much more efficient than trying to combine these features into one woman, and locking her in as a wife with all of her flaws.

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  38. on July 27, 2008 at 8:54 pm Gunslingergregi

    brandy
    These chicks look hard. They probably start their day with a valtrex, a cigar and a cup of jus de chaussette and finish off the night with half a bottle of vodka and some fourth meal.

    Ok that funny shit. I am glad I wasn’t drinking at the time.

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  39. Tanning? I thought that was obvious and well known.

    Tanning gives lots of UV on the skin, producing Vitamin D in massive amounts, that produces lots of “feel-good” hormones, particularly on fair-skinned women. Among other things, it fights depression like mad. It is indeed one of the most effective treatments (light therapy) for depression.

    So, that’s pretty straightforward. The girls tan because it FEELS better. A LOT better.

    There is a study out that predicts lower MS rates for women who have more sunlight and therefore Vitamin D (very hard to get enough in diet alone):

    http://www.healthcentral.com/drdean/408/60762_3.html .

    Intriguingly, the WSJ had an article on how lack of enough sunlight might be contributing to Autism (instead of vaccinations). It’s unclear if it’s pre-natal or post-natal though.

    But the potential … i.e. suntanned girl, with less chance of MS or autistic kid, might well outweigh the aging effect on skin and increased skin cancer chances. Food for thought.

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  40. Spending a healthy amount of time outdoors should give her enough sun exposure to keep her healthy. But lying on a beach like a fish in a frying pan… fast forward to her late thirties and beyond and see the deep vertical wrinkes amid brown splotches on her cleaveage skin.

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  41. These three are the same, all right … I’ll bet not one of them has a Glorious Natural Pelt. All Bald Eagles, at very most one Landing Strip. Disgusting.

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  42. lol @ 25

    Raleighwood, you in NC? I’m in Wilmington…

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  43. Whiskey,

    Jenny McCarthy’s son is Autistic and she certainly doesn’t have a vitamin D deficiency.

    I agree that a tan is found to be almost universally attractive. However, old age spots and deep wrinkles – the observable products of excessive UV exposure – practically shout to the opposite sex the unobservable consequence: “I’ve accumulated a lot of DNA damage in my day.”

    I buy into the theory that the attributes we find attractive in the opposite sex are usually signs of reproductive fitness and good health. I’m also a fan of Ockham’s razor, the vitamin D thing is a bit of stretch…but it is food for thought. And I certainly don’t agree with you that just because something feels good, it’s good for you. Swallowing Big Mac’s whole and drinking cheap liquor feels good to me!

    If I was going to toss my hat into the ring on the Autism debate, Simon Baron-Cohen’s theory of systemizers creating autistic children makes the most sense to me.

    Link: http://www.medscape.com/viewarticle/518354_3

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  44. Whatever happened to the nonconformity movement? Or did that end in high school?

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  45. on July 27, 2008 at 10:39 pm Gunslingergregi

    Swallowing Big Mac’s whole and drinking cheap liquor feels good to me!

    Wonders if brandy is really a woman.

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  46. Brandy: I agree that a tan is found to be almost universally attractive.

    By women, perhaps. But by men? I find tans unattractive and I generally go for the palest skin. Most men don’t seem to care much.

    I’ve always thought that tanning is one of those things women obsess over because they mistakenly think that what improves a man’s attractiveness also works for women – just like careers and graduate degrees.

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  47. I’ve always thought that tanning is one of those things women obsess over because they mistakenly think that what improves a man’s attractiveness also works for women

    Tanned women have more sexual appeal to me, so it obviously must have an effect. Mind you, you’re talking to somebody who has a nail and high heel shoe fetish.

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  48. on July 28, 2008 at 2:47 am Comment_Quoted_For_Usefull

    whiskey said:
    ******
    Tanning? I thought that was obvious and well known.

    Tanning gives lots of UV on the skin, producing Vitamin D in massive amounts, that produces lots of “feel-good” hormones, particularly on fair-skinned women. Among other things, it fights depression like mad. It is indeed one of the most effective treatments (light therapy) for depression.

    So, that’s pretty straightforward. The girls tan because it FEELS better. A LOT better.

    There is a study out that predicts lower MS rates for women who have more sunlight and therefore Vitamin D (very hard to get enough in diet alone):

    http://www.healthcentral.com/drdean/408/60762_3.html .

    Intriguingly, the WSJ had an article on how lack of enough sunlight might be contributing to Autism (instead of vaccinations). It’s unclear if it’s pre-natal or post-natal though.

    But the potential … i.e. suntanned girl, with less chance of MS or autistic kid, might well outweigh the aging effect on skin and increased skin cancer chances. Food for thought.
    *******

    Isn’t sad that I’ve never heard this before? Yes, read Roissy’s game blog for learning about basic health/body issues.

    And yes, this is useful for guys, because it says that arguing “you don’t look attractive” isn’t actually going to phase them, because that isn’t actually why they are doing it.

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  49. A nice tan on a girl says (perhaps falsely) that she is healthy, outdoorsy, athletic and physical. Most guys know this and that’s why many girls get tan.

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  50. One thing — you’ll always see white girls tanning, never Black or Latina or Asian girls, even those with fairly pale skin (Asian Girls that is).

    White girls sure seem to like tanning. UV-Vitamin D makes sense.

    Could a deep tan indicate “self-medicating” depression issues? Maybe.

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  51. on July 28, 2008 at 4:00 am SovereignAmericanMale

    Sad Fact:

    Tanned Fat looks better then normal fat

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  52. on July 28, 2008 at 4:20 am SovereignAmericanMale

    Sad because rather then doing the work to lose the fat; she thinks to herself: “oh I will go get tanned and look HAWT”

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  53. you’ll always see white girls tanning, never Black

    We come pre-tanned. 🙂

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  54. Maybe they think being darker will make them look thinner…it’s like wearing black (eg orange) for the summer!

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  55. People with darker skin would need even more UV to get the same amount Vitamin D in their skin.

    It is theorized that white skin is an adaption to low northern light levels more than anything else.

    Me? I don’t like tan – actively hate the sun on my skin – but consume 1400IU Vitamin D/day.

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  56. on July 28, 2008 at 7:50 am SovereignAmericanMale

    @56 Nupnup

    Make sure to get plenty of potassium intake to help utilize the vitamin D, otherwise you will kidney filter it right into the toilet.

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  57. on July 28, 2008 at 7:54 am johnny five

    One thing — you’ll always see white girls tanning, never Black or Latina or Asian girls, even those with fairly pale skin (Asian Girls that is).

    haven’t you ever heard of the paper bag test? i could’ve sworn more than just us southerners knew about that one.
    in any case, its legacy lives on, apparently even outside the sphere of activities directly related to mate preference.

    and the closest most asian girls can get to a “tan” is bright red and painful.
    hope?

    i say kayumanggi is the most beautiful color in the world, but i may be biased.

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  58. Take Vitamin D capsules instead of baking in the sun — you can handle at least 2000 IU per day, maybe a bit more. Boosts the immune system a lot too.

    Tanning ages you prematurely — obviously bad for girls, but also bad for guys who don’t want to give away their age so easily when around the PYTs.

    Tanning right now is purely a fashion trend, no rhyme or reason to it at all. Sometime soon, it will be associated with lower-middle class girls who live in tanning salons (which are easily affordable now), and it will no long be the cool elite thing to do. Being pale will come back into vogue. As usual, I’m already at the avant-garde.

    I wouldn’t approach any of those girls. The bottom and right have man-faces. The left one is OK, but a nose that big had better be attached to a stunning Persian face. It just looks weird on a Nord.

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  59. > Sometime soon, it will be associated with lower-middle class girls who live in tanning salons (which are easily affordable now), and it will no long be the cool elite thing to do. Being pale will come back into vogue. As usual, I’m already at the avant-garde.

    Soem people have been holding that view for a while now in Europe. Especially for dark tans, some tan is different (and usually not all that obvious).

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  60. In northern Europe, the classiness of off-season tans was almost instantly killed by Ryanair and the sudden affordability of winter trips to the Spanish party islands…

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  61. on July 28, 2008 at 9:19 pm Comment_Sunlight_Vitamins

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    Take Vitamin D capsules instead of baking in the sun — you can handle at least 2000 IU per day, maybe a bit more. Boosts the immune system a lot too.
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    There are two different types of Vitamin D, Ergocalciferol, the plant kind, and cholecalciferol, the animal kind. Cholecalciferol is the kind your body produces.

    Also, sunlight is used to trigger a number of other Vitamin producers, and also can boost your metabolism. So it may not be just, or even at all, Vitamin D. However, the point that it makes people “feel better” is the key point here.

    I am against taking massive quantities of Vitamins your body can EASILY make for itself. If your body has elected to not make these vitamins, like Vitamin D, shoving a bunch down your throat is not a sound idea. REALLY.

    It’s like trying to lower cholesterol by eating less cholesterol. The majority of your bodies cholesterol is produced by the body. So the better things is to ask WHY your body has gone all insane and begun over-producing cholesterol. If it wanted the levels lower, it could do it by just producing less.

    What switch was flipped?

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  62. on July 28, 2008 at 9:32 pm sara the freedom lover

    54 David

    I used to work with a young woman who was from the Philippines. She was married to a white man. She adored baking in the sun and it made her look quite black and used to piss her husband off. I admired her for ignoring him. She thought his reaction was amusing.

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  63. 62: Most Vitamin D pills really contain D3 which is cholaciferol which the body WOULD synthesize IF it had enough sunlight. Alas, it often enough has not, so the supplement probably won’t hurt you. (It sure as hell did not hurt the women in the Canadian osteoroposis study that kicked off many other Vit D investigations).

    63: That’s really rare. All across Asia, women predominantly stay out of the sun and buy WHITENING lotions (compare to tanning lotion here). May be one of the reasons why Asian women generally don’t look their age to Western eyes.

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  64. Whiskey blk girls tan. In Texas, tanning is popular with light and medium complected blk girls. Many light skinned blk girls tan for various reasons.

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  65. on July 29, 2008 at 4:04 pm Comment_Sunlight

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    62: Most Vitamin D pills really contain D3 which is cholaciferol which the body WOULD synthesize IF it had enough sunlight. Alas, it often enough has not, so the supplement probably won’t hurt you. (It sure as hell did not hurt the women in the Canadian osteoroposis study that kicked off many other Vit D investigations).
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    Canada is mostly above the 49th parallel, so I’d say that it’s day/night lengths change tremendously throughout the year:

    That study had a goal, and they proved it. And they were going to prove it no matter what tricks or lies they have to pull. Mission accomplished! Only LOSERS fail to prove their hypothesis.

    It’s like “Super-Size” guy eating 5,000 calories a day, and then discovering that this is bad!

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Size_Me
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    During the filming, Spurlock dined at McDonald’s restaurants three times per day, sampling every item on the chain’s menu at least once. He also super sized his meal every time he was asked. He consumed an average of 5,000 cal (the equivalent of 9.26 Big Macs) per day during the experiment.
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    Yes, it is bad!

    http://walking.about.com/cs/calories/l/blcalcalc.htm
    Feeding in Spurlock’s height/age/ect I get a recommended calorie count of 2910 calories per day.

    So he set out to prove something, and not wanting to be a LOSER, HE PROVED IT! YEAH!

    DOWN WITH THE SCIENTIFIC METHOD, UP WITH WINNER-DOM!

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