A recent poll shows that in a hypothetical general election match-up between Grandma Rodham-Sociopath and Der Trumpening, the charismatic jerkboy tops Huma’s lesbian lover. The trend lines look, in a word, delicious!
Meanwhile, Trump has reTwatted a hatefact about black crime. Not coincidentally, CH Twatted the same graphic just a day prior. Donald and CH, we dance under the silver moonlight.
Has there ever… EVER… been a major American presidential candidate in the “modern” era who came half this close to unequivocally broaching the topic of disproportionate dindushines? Trump also recently mocked food stamp recipients and fatties in one fell swoop during a speech. Can this love I feel be real?