What Do You Do When An Alpha Move Goes Wrong?

I post this gif clip with the knowledge that there’s a strong possibility it was staged. (h/t IHTG for passing it along) But, assuming for the sake of Game proficiency inculcation that it’s an authentic capture of a moment in time when an alpha move goes wrong, it’s a decent learning tool to educate aspiring womanizers in the fine art of saving face.

Explain how, if you were in an identical scenario, you would recover from this unexpected flirtation backfire.

This is serviceable Game, (until the busted finale). The “beta provider lure and alpha jokester takeaway” is a staple of fun&sexy flirty pickup. But, ya know, sometimes the actress goes off-script. When that happens, you’ve got to adjust on the fly. Alpha males are good at adjusting on the fly. Beta males aren’t; they mostly react with butthurt stupefaction when girls throw them a blue ball.

Expert level recovery from a failed prank on a girl usually takes one of two forms:

  • A naughty, ZFG chuckle (you win even when not winning, because you amuse yourself so much)
  • A deadpan “I was expecting that” expression

In this instance, it would have been a good recovery (fit for Jumbotron viewing by the general public) if this guy had grinned post-slap, shrugged his shoulders, and then slowly moved the juicy morsel to his mouth, making exaggerated contortions of delight as if he was fully enjoying the deliciousness of his snack. Even funnier if he then looks at the girl and says, “So good”.

Briefly, what NOT to do when your alpha move goes wrong:

  • Act insulted
  • Cry
  • Ask why she was such a bitch
  • Try the same prank again, harder and clumsier
  • Sulk, brood, or retreat into a betaboy wound-licking bubble of silence
  • Chastise her, “You will not slap your way to the Presidency”

If you react in any of those ways, it can be fairly said you “Jebbed” yourself. A good, old-fashioned Jebbing will deep-six your chances with a girl faster than a John Scalzied nip slip.

So, stay calm and carry on as if nothing disturbed your inner jerkboy peace. Because it didn’t. A slap from a girl who was “in a mood”? Please. That’s practically foreplay.

ps yeah i know there are wiseguys in the studio audience who will say “rule 1: don’t be a nowag”, but this asian dude appears to be decently put-together, and the girl might be his girlfriend. plus, she’s cute, so he’s doing something right.





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  1. Actually, just before this staged scene ends, he had that playful, but indifferent, theatrical, shrugged-shoulders grin of the non-verbal “what can I do” variety. If he had looked straight into the camera gaze with it – it would’ve been perfect.

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  2. Laughing with a giant grin on your face like you´re fucking loving it would work well. You could also laugh, grin, and then turn your other cheek to the girl while inviting her to slap you agian with a frame of ¨Come on, was that the best you could do? Put some power behind it sweetheart!¨

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  3. Grab her phone and run away whooping ala Daffy Duck.

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  4. I had a girl slap me once in a bar…she thought it was appropriate.
    So I did what came to mind first.
    I poured an entire beer on her head and walked out.

    I walked a little taller for a month. Oh and 15 years later, my friends still talk about it.

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  5. LOL speaking of Scalzi

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    • I never heard of scalzi until I started reading CH. Turd. Was he in punchable contest?

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    • on December 24, 2015 at 12:59 pm Wrong Side of History

      At least he concedes that a woman’s place is in the kitchen.

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    • This is the reason why bullying was invented. Then again, could it be that bullying actually CAUSED this kind of abject faggotry? The mind reels!

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    • Nigger say wut???

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    • on December 24, 2015 at 10:17 pm Captain Obvious

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      • Thanks for the beautiful vid.
        Just beautiful women & normal ppl enjoying Christmas.

        No skanks, no dindus to screw the mood. How things should be.

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      • Yeah, the Celtic Women shows are always a breath of fresh air.

        Speaking of which, I had a pleasant surprise last night… since it’s been awhile since I’ve had small children in the house, I haven’t kept up on the Christmas movies, but last night there was one with a bunch of puppies in it from 2009, Sandy Paws or something like that, and it turned out to be a refreshing variation from the usual snarky Cathedral crap. Even had scenes of children praying to the Lord near the end, and I don’t think I saw one dindu in the entire show, and no smart-mouthed kids nor dogs.

        I think they made a sequel too, but I can’t vouch for that one.

        Anyway, it was such a contrast to the usual suspect nonsense that I was nearly taken aback to see such, well… normalcy and true spirit of Christmas.

        Especially compared to the nonsense that passes for “traditional” Christmastime entertainment, like that Christmas Story bullshit or some of the newer ones that try-hard to be funny but are just taking cheap shots at family ties.

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      • and no smart-mouthed kids nor dogs.

        Oh come on, dogs are about the best thing in this world.

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      • You misunderstood… the movie is chock-full of talking dogs, and that’s about the cutest thing in the movie…

        … my point was, they weren’t wise-cracking snarky puppies. They actually spoke like children with solid values.

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      • You misunderstood…

        That happens. I am sort of an idiot.

        The Holidays are hard – and that is the reason that they are to be celebrated.

        They are the shortest day of the year. And we get through, or don’t.

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  6. “Thanks. I needed that.”

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  7. It’s an Asian Elvis.

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  8. Grin, eat whats on the fork and flirt with someone else.

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  9. Why would you want to recover from that? That wasnt a playful slap. That was a total humourless cunt move.

    Adding up that she is:
    A) A dumb smartphone zombie
    B) A humourless bitch

    I’d just stand up and leave without saying anything and leave her with the bill (she won’t notice you’re gone anyway for at least five minutes). Then aim to get with her best friend instead. Teach her a lesson.

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    • A agree, yet a Heartiste oh so good as you eat was on the fork enjoy it so much and then the next move is yours. Definitely the next move to remind everyone that this cunt’s overreaction doesn’t effect you one way or the other cuz u the alpha don’t give a fuck.

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  10. A laugh, and move it sexual “spicy! save it for the bedroom” or off-topic “you remind me of whitney houston”

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  11. No, you get up and ignore her until she offers anal sex to apologize. Just lol at faking not being butthurt for a slap. What would brad pitt do? No woman would obviously slap bp but even if that happened because of sudden onset cerebral oedema secundary to an underlying astrocitoma in the brain of the girl, bp would simply leave the girl out of his alpha harem and socially ostracize her from his superior social height

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  12. Do you see the latest Salon article about how,”White Men Must Be Stopped.”

    People are bat shit crazy and their prejudices are out in the open now. It’s weird to read.

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    • that shit was so ridic that it had to be satire.

      White men must be stopped from…what, inventing electronics and flush toilets?

      Every time you see this shit, remind them how the white men has made their miserable fucking brown lives so much more tolerable.

      These brown people wouldn’t even EXIST if it weren’t for the white man

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    • Salon has the freedom really to go over the edge now, since they’ve banned comments on their site.

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    • @Ben – I’m a white man, and I HAVE stopped..

      ..stopped working, that is – and stopped paying (income) taxes.

      Going “Galt” is fun!

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      • on December 25, 2015 at 12:24 am Signor Farfalla

        Same here. Our well-fed sisters and brown overlords are doing what they do best—whip out their low IQ and start bashing the shit out of their environment. Now they have collected together to drop a collective deuce on the demographic that’s paying for about 84-85% of the party and accounting for about 95% of the innovation. Guess who that is?

        Low IQ is gonna low IQ. Meanwhile the most innovative white boys are figuring out how to make money and live minimally from locations that offer them what they want. Asia, Eastern Europe, Latin America.

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  13. If you have a Trump supporter, like I do, the Jeb line could be great course I don’t think she’d slap me

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  14. ‘See what happens when you are glued to your iphag?’ Dab it on her nose. Laugh

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    • They’re in Japan or some other g00kland, so I don’t know how bad the [email protected] is there, but she initiated the kino, so the bold move would be to reach out and gently pinch/roll/massage her nipple with your fingers. At a bare minimum, aggressively [almost BDSM-ly] tickle her side between her hip bone and her lowest rib bone.

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    • on December 24, 2015 at 9:43 am Captain Obvious

      They’re in Japan or some other g00kland, and we don’t know the extent of the Eskimo-induced “microaggression” hysteria in that particular locale, but SHE INITIATED KINO, so you’ve gotta respond with kino.

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      • on December 24, 2015 at 9:46 am Captain Obvious

        BOLD: Reach out and pinch/roll/massage her n!pple. SAFE: Tickle her side [aggressively, borderline BSDM-ly] between her hip bone and her rib cage. IN EITHER CASE: Include a huge sh!t-eating ZFG playful grin on your face.

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      • on December 24, 2015 at 9:46 am Captain Obvious

        BDSM-ly

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      • As someone who’s lived among gooks, nips, and chinks, I say this…

        Gook societies are strictly hierarchical. If she slaps you and gets away with it, then she ranks above you, and nothing else matters. Gooks have no concept of fair play, only dominance and submission. If they rank above you, they will abuse you.

        Rule #1: never take shit from a gook. Unless it’s a cop, then just be egregiously polite until they get bored.

        Since she’s a woman, lock down the pressure point under the trapezius or above the elbow and hurt her until she submits. If a man gets physical, stomp his foot and/or toss him down some stairs. Grab his ID on your way out, because you will need to hunt him down at home if he won’t let that shit go.

        And watch your six, cuz those bitches love a sneak attack.

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    • on December 24, 2015 at 9:54 am Laguna Beach Fogey

      She was probably texting the big White stud that’s she’s fucking on the side. Asian chicks who bleach their hair that way are communicating a pro-White sexual preference.

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      • on December 24, 2015 at 10:04 am Captain Obvious

        Yeah, the iPhag is definitely a huge impediment here, but I don’t know enough about the generic g00kette’s relationship with her iPhag to have a good sense of where this all goes [within the confines of g00k cultural parameters]. Maybe WalaWala could chime in with g00kette-specific tips for dealing with the iPhag addiction.

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      • LBF, Asian women who wake up in the morning are communicating their pro-White sexual preference.

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      • “MUH DICK” is even more ridiculous when it doesn’t come from a ni66er.

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      • on December 24, 2015 at 4:36 pm The Other Anonymous

        Phones are a plague – they inflict a permanent state of partial attention.

        This broad is in such a catatonic state that she must be spoon fed.

        Charlie Chans’ first mistake was competing for the partial attention of bleach blonde bird-brained gook.

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      • on December 24, 2015 at 5:16 pm Laguna Beach Fogey

        You’re not the first sexually-frustrated haji, and you won’t be the last.

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      • Ho’s not sexually frustrated. Between goats, sheep and little boys, he and his fellow muzzies are just fine…

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      • Oh no, the “you disasgree with me, you must be a virgin” defense.

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    • I see the slap as a shit test albeit a bitchy one. Drop the fork in her lap and kiss her again comes to mind. She’ll spazz about the fork and not notice the kiss and then once you’ve broken the ice another kiss or two.

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      • And the stained dress gives you a chance to pretend to emote over the damage and an excuse for her to change clothes as well as a topic of conversation. A couple of negs and you’re in.

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  15. on December 24, 2015 at 9:27 am Laguna Beach Fogey

    Pop the morsel in your mouth, stick your face in hers, and chew enthusiastically” “Mmmmm, so good, baby…!”

    Incidentally, I was at a fashion industry function in LA recently and had an opportunity to watch some of these Asian couples in action. The men dress to the nines, but apparently have no Game whatsoever.

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  16. That dude would have won if he just laughed his ass off.

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    • on December 24, 2015 at 9:49 am Captain Obvious

      Excellent answer, but gonna require a Playah with lots of experience and a solid ZFG inner frame to turn off the reflexive desire to beat the crap outta her and to fake a laugh instead [and to fake it plausibly].

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      • on December 24, 2015 at 9:51 am Captain Obvious

        G00k dude in the actual GIF above reacted as though he were about to cry. So the beeyotch immediately unmasked the fact that he was just a “Paper Tiger”. Getting slapped in the face like that and replying with a laugh is gonna require immensely awesome Inner Frame.

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      • on December 24, 2015 at 9:56 am Captain Obvious

        > “the reflexive desire to beat the crap outta her” ——— PRO-TIP: If done correctly, beeyotches actually get TURNED ON when you lose your temper. And sometimes going all troglodyte and beating [or at least threatening to beat] the crap outta her is not just what she needs, but what her hindbrain and her vag actually DESIRE. However, it’s not a move to be attempted by neophytes…

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      • Listen, we know you’re half-Asian and her slap down is a chilling reminder of yourn inferior status, so you have to go full peacock to release your butt hurt.

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      • beating the crap out of her isn’t a bad response from an alpha perspective.

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      • No one would call me a gook over a whyte man, but this “inferior status” thing is obnoxious to behold. Slants manage to create first world nations without infesting them with third world detritus, a feat most white nations have yet to replicate in the 21st century. How is the Oriental inferior, when it is the white westerner that goatses his nation with Pajamaboy-like glee? It’s not only k*kes doing this, plenty of gentile punchables.

        It’s the way it is.

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      • on December 25, 2015 at 12:28 am Signor Farfalla

        “Getting slapped in the face like that and replying with a laugh is gonna require immensely awesome Inner Frame.”

        Really? Who is she? Connor McGregor?

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    • I laughed just watching the interaction. Not the physicality of a dude being slapped, but the broad not paying attention and then her look of juvenille shock when she realized she fell for the cheeky ploy.

      If I was this guy I couldn’t imagine having hurt feelings. The whole thing is so playful and fun, and I’d be greatly amused with myself for haven taken the rouse that far.

      Also, follow up with a look of cartoonish shock, eat the piece in her face theatrically, and chide her powers of awareness due to keeping her nose in her phone.

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    • What would a nigger have done?

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  17. Headbutt

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  18. Cant half step the alpha moves… If this wasnt staged his pause at the last moment killed it.

    Better to be bold, commit and fail, because youre failure is only temporary… You would still have communicated strong alpha

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  19. That room they’re in must be really bright.

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  20. I would have smacked her ass right back.

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  21. “Man you hit like a girl”

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  22. why would a gf slap her boyfriend for that? he’s probably in the friendzone.

    a man would make it clear to that little cunt, that it’s the 1st & last time she will ever slap him. only a pathetic mra would put up with “domestic abuse” to get some slut pussy.

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    • on December 24, 2015 at 10:07 am Captain Obvious

      Z, you’re having similar thoughts to mine. Whether to lose your temper, or to laugh it off. Definitely requires a masculine response – fight Kino with Kino, or aggression with aggression, or aggression with comedic ridicule – but you definitely don’t want to make a face like you’re gonna cry [which is what happened to “Paper Tiger” dude].

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  23. on December 24, 2015 at 10:08 am having a bad day

    i love these game problem posts…

    this is definitely staged…just check out her ‘acting’…lol…

    assuming it was true (and also assuming he really is alpha to her…and not just a beta orbiter that’s trying to overstep his bounds in an uncalibrated time/place…lol), he should be able to recover easily…taking comfort in the knowledge that she has enough strong emotional response to slap him/you…lol…

    my first response was the same as yours…exaggerated enjoyment of the treat…at her expense…lol…(i would have gone: “MMMMMM….better than mom’s…” lol)

    i agree on that list of beta responses bc they would most likely be a sincere response by the man…BUT most of these could be sold with the proper alpha (ZFG) mindset (all of which are sold by the idea of you being ahead of her responses and expecting her to behave like that = a bratty child…lol):

    – act insulted (in a fake over the top way) = level 1 alpha chops needed

    – cry (in a fake you hurt my feelings way) = level 1 alpha chops needed

    – ask why she is such a bitch (in an amused mastery, ZFG way) = level 3 alpha chops needed (this one has the greatest potential for butthurtedness…)

    – Try the same prank again, harder and clumsier (tease her with the treat, under her nose and around her face (like the ‘i’m not touching you’ game kids play), until she laughs and falls into your frame (might take a while, but once you commit you HAVE to follow through)…then lead her right back to the kiss…then eat the treat yourself…lol) – level 2 alpha chops needed

    – Sulk, brood, or retreat into a betaboy wound-licking bubble of silence (don’t go here…there’s no way to display ZFG…)

    – Chastise her, “You will not slap your way to the Presidency” (i don’t see any way to sell this one, since i can’t see any ‘fun’ in it…but somebody else might be able to…then it would work…)

    another course of action is to ‘back turn’ her and go and talk to that hotter girl over there…

    and finally…the ‘sexualizing the interaction’ spin response…

    [slap]
    AAA (asian alpha asshole): what?…[looking at her phone with exaggerated suspicion…] you know, i think you’re looking forward to that threesome you’re setting up for me with [her hotter friend] just a little tooo much… [smirk]

    good luck!

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    • The way i’d handle it because it has happened is to stop. Stare into her eyes intensely. This always slows a woman down to a stop. Then I would pull her hair.

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    • Beta orbiters SHOULD overstep their bounds. Those bounds can change — if they show they’ve changed. The woman will show cognitive dissonance, but let that be her problem not yours.

      Same as with every other problem the woman has. That’s a consistent idea.

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  24. HOW CAN SHE SLAP?!?!?!

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  25. Staged. Would never happen. Playful punch on arm from the girl at most.

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  26. “And you wonder why everyone says you’re going to end up as an old cat lady…”

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  27. on December 24, 2015 at 10:22 am Wrong Side of History

    Next time

    Make train sounds as you bring the fork to her lips as if you were feeding a toddler.

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  28. Say “That didnt go quite as I plannned” but with a smirk and no butt hurtedness.

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    • I think then, and right then, you have to push again, as in the suggestions. Otherwise it’s like a surrender.

      You may have to surrender, but not yet.

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  29. Actually, I think the Jeb parody shows promise:

    “You can’t slap your way into my pants, baby.” Delivered with smirk, of course.

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  30. I have known quite a few of the more thug-type guys that might slap that phone out of her hand and stomp on it, at that particular point. And then go on with business as if nothing happened. Probably not the right thing to do though – these guys tend to break their own phones too and go through several phones a year, and, generally, are two-steps-forward, two-steps-back kind of people in the way their lives unfold – so I would recommend a bit more impulse control all around – but it interesting that these guys don’t have any probs with sparking attraction among the ladies, except that they do exchange them at about the same frequency as their broken phones – and the quality of the ladies stays about the same – not that good, cunt-attitude-wise. Interesting to watch all this though.

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  31. The take away term for me in this article is the concept of “Jebbing”. That needs to formally enter the Webster’s dictionary.

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    • on December 24, 2015 at 1:22 pm Diversity Is Good

      Webster’s? Who cares? We write our own definitions.

      “Jebbing – to be a total Gamma whiner”
      “Jebbed up – screwing up in a boring, predictable, Gamma manner”
      “Jebbed – FUBAR”

      “I was opening this Asian HB7 with a little treat in her mouth until I totally Jebbed it”.

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  32. Eat the cake. Lay back relaxed. Smirk. Light chuckle. Slightly turn your shoulder so it’s in front of hers and you’re facing slightly away.

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  33. “Mmmm I like em feisty” is also a pretty good catch all response to bratty behavior.

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  34. I would verb rest out laughing, and then laughed harder if she was offended by the laugh. That would have been a natural reaction, not calculated. I do that to my wife all the time, she only stays made for a minute.

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  35. IMO the right response is take her phone away and make her run the gauntlet, emotion-wise, before you give it back, feigning a snoop-look into the contents etc. etc., all done with affecting the disposition of a fun game with the man in control of the rules. If she end the game in a bitchy mood she lose the game and now has to make it up to you.

    Fucking women – ehhh – such a fucking chore.

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    • on December 24, 2015 at 12:44 pm Captain Obvious

      I don’t know how much experience you have with iPhag Addiction, but the beeyotches I know, if you were to take away their iPhags, then they would go Category 5 Batsh!t F*cking Insane Sh!tstorm on your a$s. Which would require even more Alpha Sh!tlord Rock-of-Gibraltar ZFGs on your part. Also the ability to bench press about 300 lbs.

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      • Yeah CO – but the point being – if she smashes you on the face, even just open handed, I think the message given needs to be, it is not OK to do that. Fuck with my face, I need to be fucking with her all-important fuckfacebook device as a proxy for her actual face (best to have the forbearance not to actually hit her in the face, but, in a different cultural world than the one we find ourselves in now, yeah – tit for tat would probably be the right way to go, but the fallout from doing that now is way too high). Do the phone-stealing thing, like you don’t give a fuck (like it’s a game), for the sake of her jollies machine (her hamster-wheel), yet the subtextual message is – “don’t fuck with my face bitch”.

        Look – she being like about a two-year old child in the exchange – so – what’s the best way to deal with a two-year old child in such an exchange? (too bad we let the women get away with behaving like two-year old children now, it is taxing to have to deal with this crap, having to be the adult-to-child and all, and not go tit for tat like it probably should be, in an actual adult-to-adult world).

        Fucking women – ehhh – such a fucking chore.

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      • CO – I just looked at the vid again. You know pretty much any action on the man’s part that frames it in a way like he is dealing with an adult-to-two-year-old-child, would be fine.

        Perhaps he grabs her hand that she hit with, restrains her a bit, and tells her that was not polite and to be a good little girl. That rebuke would be more micro, and would be just fine too IMO. She will get red-faced, but will soon get over it and be wanting more daddy soon enough.

        Fucking women – ehhh – such a fucking chore.

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      • If u can bench press your girl, you’ve already won. Take the phone, there’s nothing she can do about it.

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  36. on December 24, 2015 at 11:09 am Wrong Side of History

    Jebbing = butthurt beta behavior
    Randing = try-hard gamma behavior

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    • Berning: a pussy being amogged by jigs

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      • on December 25, 2015 at 12:34 am Signor Farfalla

        More “Berning”

        Run and hide in the white driven Vermont snow among 98% white people wearing white clothes, drinking White Russians inside your white-walled house and thumbing your own asshole over how great you are for not being racist.

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  37. Technically if this was not staged he should have not tried for the kiss, but been the jerkboy and ate it himself with her face right there. Follow up with a playful tickle to her ribs, plant a neg, etc.

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    • Eat it himself and accuse her of both trying to steal his food and a kiss. Lol. Make her earn the treat by qualifying her kissing.

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  38. Here’s the original. Either the slap video was the guy trying to recreate this or it was a parody. You can see her eyes light up.

    http://m.9gag.com/gag/aBYKQnA

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    • Perfect demo by Craig. The smirk gains its power over the six basic, universal faces of surprise, fear, anger, happiness, sadness and disgust by giving half the face over to happiness, while maintaining quiet, neutral, masculine observation with the other half. It literally tells a woman she can only have half your attention, the other half is busy being a man and already knows exactly what she is up to. The overall effect is that the happiness demonstrated on half the face is of a special kind, enjoyed by a select, skeptical, powerful few.

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    • Great find.

      No wonder there’s some confusion over what to do in this situation. It’s something most of us have never even had to deal with. Alpha works so reliably. You don’t have to learn “what if”, but to get it through your head that “if” won’t happen.

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  39. I don’t get today’s google banner. Is it some kind of Gay Islamic Christmas mashup?

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    • And why does Google promote the racist website “Salon”? If I were a white male google employee I would feel threatened if I happened to see a Salon headline. Certainly violates Google’s own corporate rules for creating a safe and inclusive workplace.

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    • More off-topic : Trump’s latest outrage is warning Clinton to cease with her “War on Women” rhetoric. I think he’s baiting her to go full co-worker. He knows the voters are sick and tired of hearing it. If she responds with a frenzied meat cleaver attack he only needs to parry her thrusts with amused mastery. Inevitably the popular press will complain how sexist it is that Clinton is seen as angry and mean because she is a woman and that Trump is seen as commanding and presidential because he is a man.

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    • What do you mean you don’t get it? You get it.

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      • You’re right, but what does today’s banner mean? It seems festive but I don’t get the relationship to Christmas.

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    • Neither Islam, nor Christianity approve of homosexuality IIRC.

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      • Perhaps I am reading too much into this festive holiday banner but it appears to signify the gay left’s loving embrace of the Islamification of Europe.

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  40. Anyone seen Star Wars : the beta awakens?

    John Boyega is at turns clueless, having a hiss fit, getting amogged, lying and generally running around without a clue. The most hilariously subversive moment is when he gets brutally friend zoned after the traditional moment of surviving an explosion with the leading lady turns for the scripted kiss and gets the bums out asexual hug…

    At least the originals had Solo the alpha… When he reappears the lady obviously gets tingles. That’s another thing, what is it with Hollywood pretending hotties have such a hard lot in life? Hb8 girl at the beginning lives the life of a penniless scavenger as though she couldn’t exchange her womanly delights to a humanoid creature for a better life.

    Cultural poz is at all time parsec distance from reality…

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    • on December 24, 2015 at 1:56 pm Laguna Beach Fogey

      I can’t get past the gorilla face. Ruins the aesthetic.

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      • Indeed…

        I might have even gone to see it if at least the female counterpart was another negro…

        But I have to draw the line at a simian-looking Sambo even standing alongside a girl-next-door-looking White woman.

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      • Meat world is already looking more and more like a Star Wars cantina already.

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      • “But I have to draw the line at a simian-looking Sambo even standing alongside a girl-next-door-looking White woman.”

        That’s a good idea, if you are a line-crossing fetishist. 🙂

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      • Good to know my jests aren’t the only ones falling flat.

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      • It’s a questionable to draw the line so ambitiously. You can make people understand why miscegenation is yucky, but very few people will fathom what’s abominable about a negro standing next to a white chick.

        Unless you think that the latter implies the former…

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    • Even the Vatican said the movie sucks. They don’t usually do movie reviews, but they commented on this one, negatively.

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  41. HABD, Sentient and anyone else interested in this field report. I was at a Christmas party and AMOGed a guy. I’d never done this before and it’s a cautionary tale to any beta.

    I’m at a Christmas party. I see this smoking hot girl, tall, long hair in very revealing dress, rack…HB8. I vaguely recognize her. She’s with a guy who isn’t dancing and is kind of lost looking.

    I enjoy myself, mix a cocktail. I notice the guy is mingling and leaves this HB8 alone sitting on a sofa. No one is paying any attention, there’s a lot of couples and girls.

    The guy comes over to me and strikes up a chat. I’m cool, aloof. He’s talking a lot…reveals a lot about himself… says his “Friend” brought him to this dance party and he loves the music blah blah blah…he’s a medical student and doctor from Hungary blah blah blah…he’s young…clearly beta. Mentions something about “Do Asian girls go for Western Guys?” I say: “Depends on the guy…” He’s a nice guy…he talks so much he reveals to me: 1) beta 2) lost 3) inexperienced with women 4) a “Friend” of the HB8. He leaves to mingle.

    I walk straight over to the girl sitting alone, plant myself down, say “You look lovely tonight, I can see you really want to dance but you’re just glued to this sofa all night.” She starts smiling, laughs, says “Yah, no one is asking me to dance.” I say: “We’ll see if we can fix that.” She mentions she brought her “Friend”. I asked “I he your boyfriend?” She stops and blurts out “NO! just a friend.” “Good” I say… That was interesting as well. Clearly she wanted to be gamed by an older dude who knew what he wanted, not some beta “Friend” orbiter.

    She recognizes me from a few weeks back. I had gamed her then. She was supposed to come to an event I had organized but never came. “yah, that’s right…how are you going to make it up to me? I say with a smirk.

    “You tell me? How can I?” She smiles. There’s a playful sexual tension here.

    “Let’s go for drinks this Sunday…what’s your number?” I say. “I’m not letting you get away that easy this time.” So we make plans. She gives me her number by calling my number—twice. This is significant as I later explain.

    So we dance….then sit. I game her some more. She asks me to guess her age. 27 I say… She shakes her head. Older? 22. I had to contain my unbridled joy. It was like a holy shit moment. She’s interesting. I tease her about her city…etc.

    We dance more. I invite her to my table, introduce her to some friends and mix a cocktail… She takes on sip and winces. “It’s a man’s drink” I say. We talk more, dance. Then I go to the washroom.

    When I come back….beta guy is sitting in my seat trying to recover. I don’t miss a beat….I grab other girls to dance with…then chat with my friends. I notice this guy is working hard. She’s a flirty girl but I can see the guy is working hard and she’s just…nice….giving her orbiter attention but otherwise looking over at me. I ignore her, dance.

    Finally, last dance of the night, I walk right over to her and pull her onto the dance floor. I tease her more. She’s lapping all this up. Then I say I’ll see her Sunday and check my phone. There was no signal in the place so I never got her number. She punches her number into my phone and confirms the call on her phone. She leaves with the dude. I stay to hang with my friends. I leave, the two of them are walking together but the guy is holding her arm…

    Now: she’s told me he’s a “Friend”. she’s gone to great lengths to make clear she’s available and triple confirmed I have her number….yet she’s with the one who brung her.

    Now a few lessons here. Always be gaming. I gamed this girl a few weeks ago, lost contact and reconnected—it was not a “Friend” situation. This girl despite what I may have looked like to others saw this guy as a “Friend”.

    This guy was blowing her off, but when he saw me gaming her—suddenly launched into panic mode…but it was all for nothing.

    The guy who had been so friendly to me earlier—was totally ignoring me by the end of the night, never said “bye” as is customary… it was hilarious.

    I’ll have to see how this unfolds but i’m not sensing a flake here and I kino’d and gamed her enough to make it clear I was interested and had “intent”…without being cloying or needy. Will post a follow up on how this unfolds. But if you’re with a girl and there’s a “friend” bond—it’s hard to reverse. You’re slotted and no amount of time spent will change that.

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    • on December 24, 2015 at 12:51 pm Captain Obvious

      Da fuq did u expect? You were all buddy buddy with him, but then you tried to dip it in his ho while he was gone. That’s pretty horrible behavior on your part. PS: What’s the End Game here [“big picture”], other than simply maximizing your own personal notch count?

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      • bragging on CH about picking up Asian girls as a white man.

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      • “bragging on CH about picking up Asian girls as a white man.”

        Lulziest of lulz… this coming from a (white?) guy who was recently boasting of his black conquests… Lulzlulz lulz

        Back to the egg nog!

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      • Sentient, yes, but black girls don’t tolerate beta, while Asian girls do.

        CO, it’s his bitch if he’s fucking her. If I really want a car doesn’t mean it’s mine until it is. I won’t be a whiny cunt if my neighbor buys the car I wanted because it was ‘mine’.

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      • on December 24, 2015 at 3:44 pm Captain Obvious

        > “it’s his bitch if he’s fucking her” ——— ??? He’s been trying to make progress with her, but on this night, she was the Hungarian dude’s date. If you try to dip it in the dude’s date after you’ve been all pals-n-homeboyz, then don’t be surprised if the dude ain’t crazy about it.

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      • @Sentient The kj’s and ankle biters always reveal themselves. Trav comes off as gamma but I digress. Trav’s field reports: “Bitch took my cock…now won’t stop calling me.”

        @Captain “pretty horrible behavior on your part” au contraire. Read my post again. Alpha takes what he wants. This has been a hurdle in my whole inner game—not going for what I want or assuming connections which may not exist or making excuses for not approaching “Oh they showed up together, they must BE together.”

        No more. I could see the dude was way out of his depth and the girl was being nice. They go to school together. The contrast was part of what sparked the attraction for me. Older dude, teasing her, injecting the odd well-phrased compliment before demolishing it again with more teasing. Building comfort by asking her about her interests and passions. “Besides Latin, what else are you passionate about?” I asked. She started asking me those same questions after I tapped into her emotionally not just informationally–like the dude obviously did.

        Dude shows up, tells me explicitly he just broke up with a long-term girlfriend, says he and HB8 are “Friends” and is leaving her there looking bored to the point she’s buried in her smart phone while her putters around mingling.

        When I approached, her eyes lit up. She remembered me and how she’d flaked on my invitation bringing it up. I reacted with amused mastery. She mentioned she was there with her “friend” whom she was introducing to Latin dance parties which are popular. When I said “Is he your boyfriend?” she responded “No, just friends.” “Good”—which for me is a simple way to establish that this is a man/woman interaction not a friendly gesture to make her feel welcome. She gave me her number.

        Game is critical to success with women. Showing up with a hottie who is also your med-school lab partner and leaving her there assuming she likes you is beta….coming over and sitting in my seat to cock block me was hilarious. I hung back. She kept looking over at me talking to some friends. So I left her in his good company for an hour at the party before returning at the end to whip her around one last time.

        Finally, bragging here? Huh? Since when did a field report amount to bragging? Take from this what you will or feel free to ignore it but to put it down is …gamma.

        The reason I felt so at ease in this situation was that I had done my preliminary probing to map out what exactly was going on. If dudes aren’t going to be honest with themselves and make their intentions clear, they’re going to miss out as has been the case with me so many times in the past.

        Never assume because a girl is nice to you, she’s attracted to you. Without game you’ve lost. This dude clearly came out thinking there was something more going on here than there was. OR the girl wants to make sure she’s keeping her options open (hypergamy) so disses the guy as a “friend” to me.

        Either way what puzzles me is how weird everyone gets when an older dude successfully games and number closes a young hottie–must be because he’s a white guy and she’s Asian–couldn’t possibly be because of his game.

        The abundance mentality I have is such that when I now approach women—ANY girl—it’s because she interests me in some way. When a woman is attracted she communicates on all levels: her eyes, tone of voice, smile, body language and finally what she says “he’s my friend” not “He thinks he has a shot because I invited him to a random party because I want someone to take the bus home with after”.

        There was a series of posts here about how hot girls don’t get approaches because guys feel they don’t have a shot or are nervous. This one was a delight to talk to–bantered, was smart, asked good questions and was very feminine. She wanted attention and wasn’t getting it.

        I think now the flake potential is lower because of the way I gamed her and number closed–she made sure I had her number. We’ll see how this goes.

        I didn’t text her back yet–as per Sentient’s previous advice of leaving it for a day to not appear over-eager.

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      • Going out somewhere with a girl isn’t a date. It’s quite clear they weren’t on a date since she said they’re just friends. Friends hang out, they don’t go on dates. So what’s exactly bad with hitting on girls that hang out with other guys? We’re not supposed to hit on girls who had a dick in their vicinity during the last 40 years now?

        This is preposterous, not to mention that you somehow conflate actual friendship with general public decorum. This is simple. The guy had absolutely nothing going on with her except idiotic delusions that occurred nowhere else but his head and there’s no reason for the beta boy to feel betrayed either. Talking to someone for five minutes doesn’t make them your loyal confidante and not acting like a civilized human just broadcasted how butthurt he was to everyone(which also makes it clear he would have gotten nowhere with the broad).

        Also, I’d have no problem with my friends hitting on a girl I like insofar as I was getting nowhere(this guy bought a one way express ticket to her friend zone at this point). She’ll end up on someone’s dick anyway and if it won’t be mine, why would I be butt hurt if a friend is stuffing her? Do you think women who reject you should become nuns now? Lol

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      • What’s funny is that due to my built besides the sky questions from girls about which sports do I play(I’m on the coke snorting and hooker fucking teams, of course!), I had female friends ask me to share a ride with them. I’ll admit to probably not really risking my life for their virtue if push came to shove, but I had no illusions over my friendship being more than that. I wouldn’t have minded at all if men hit on my female friends, even those that I found fuckable but with whom I had no chemistry.

        I might have agreed if walawala would have intruded on their stuff, but we’d all die virgins or fuck fugs if we never hit on girls someone else wants to fuck too.

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    • Of course “time spent” won’t get one out of the friendzone. One has to start acting like fuckzone material.

      It is highly possible to get reclassified. What’s rare is that the guy changes enough to warrant it.

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      • @David this is a good point. I’ve been in THAT situation thinking things are going great. But what this situation re-enforced was that girls don’t “Forget” you…and if you’ve gamed properly you can come back and re-insert yourself into the interaction and pick up where you left off.

        There are tons of posts of guys wondering where they went wrong—including many from me. But an abundance mentality is critical.

        Also girls put guys into various boxes: friend/orbiter box, alpha fux box.

        Another thing that worked in this situation was a proper calibration and read of it. It was a party. Girl was sitting by herself while her orbiter was running around making cringe-worthy comments to everyone he met. I brought her over and introduced her to my friends (comfort/DHV).

        Also she figured out I was older than her. But she didn’t care. An early post talks about the older guy/younger girl dynamic. That alone adds some credibility if you play it right—don’t appear over eager, display amused mastery and be ready to let them walk away. I said bye to her. The guy was sulking and realized he’d been friendzoned and was trying to figure out how to recover. All in all a very interesting evening.

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  43. sorry, tried posting a GIF link. looks like it cant be posted.

    Its an unimpressed smirk by james bond

    http://giphy.com/gifs/unimpressed-james-bond-gsfQaYI6szUtO

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  44. The dude lost all Alpha cred the second he let the chick-i-san pull to her cell phone.

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  45. Yeah it’s not funny when you do it to your sister.

    I’d have dropped the cake down her (tiny) cleavage or just place the fork their in the first place

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  46. “What the hell? Who doesn’t like dumplings!”

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  47. on December 24, 2015 at 1:41 pm The Spirit Within

    This is a little too try-hard (and yeah, probly scripted). Maybe it’s good for young ‘uns who are practicing alpha behavior.

    Better to just eat food off her plate without asking. If she says nothing, good. If she complains, you know to either double the dominance or eject.

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  48. CH, I was checking trends in True Right trolling of (((NRO))) the other day and someone brought up the excellent point that this twitter battle between Trump and Clinton is implicit acknowledgement that Trump has won the nom afore even the Iowa cuckus. The stage has already shifted to the general election. Talk about assume the sale.

    This point has not been noted in the MSM of course. You should consider getting all over it, CH.

    Now, as to Hilly Clitton and the general election, here at CH we have been making the point, of course, that the exact opposite of mainstream discourse is what Trump must do, and will do, to her. He will mop the floor with her and the MSM will stand agape as they have all along. He’s showing it already in these tweets. How many times have we heard over the last few decades, whenever a male politician is to debate a female, how he must ever so cautiously tread the line between aggression and respect? The end result of that sort of thing is (((Bernie))) in abject apology the other night. See how far that gets ya’ chump – for (((chosen))) he’s not too swift.

    Trump is going to fucking blow that aggression/respect line apart, and Hilary will go down way harder than she ever did in ’08. I can’t wait.

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    • Trump is willing to play the gap between gov and ppl, and the establishment puppets know it. However, the real power is not afraid of Trump. He will play ball or be ruined. Exhibit A: The Hunt brothers who won at the paper silver investment game but lost the politics. You think Trump is not tight with Eskymoz? Will be clinic in circus politics to get elected, but no difference for us. I suggest men stay focused on their own lives within sphere of grasp. Yes, I was thinking also that the election matchup was presumed based on what I caught on TV passing through (I don’t watch TV as primary activity).

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  49. on December 24, 2015 at 2:24 pm snowdensjacket0x0x0

    “You know I like it rough”, and smirk.

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  50. OK. So tell me what’s wrong with expecting physical boundaries. She hit him, and that’s not okay. Women will take what they can get. I have been predicting for some time that women will hit men in balls for amusement motivated by deep frustration in search of a man who can (dare I say) deal with her like the animal she is and get away with it. Obviously, only the elite will be able to do that and they will have monopoly, but end of digression most of you don’t get.

    I would have wiped off the food on the edge of her bodice and into her cleavage. Boundaries, gentlemen, boundaries. The illegality of be a respected man that is getting worse and worse notwithstanding. Not legal advice. No warranty. I suggest play it safe and crawl under a rock. It is impossible to be legal on paper and so I only care about being ‘legal’ in field based on social awareness. You get what I am saying or you don’t understand that pussy is politics and game is not simply getting laid.

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    • Another point, don’t surprise women with physical escalation. Let them see you coming enough to get a reaction on the escalation not the surprise. She was ‘surprised’. lol Was acting job. She was animal mating mode with that bit of cake. She wanted to escalate with a talking m&m, but a man’s face? No, not that. According to her body language, the man has no chance at sex; the cake, 50/50.

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  51. I have a tale of game to tell and unusually for me I’m going to try and be fairly detailed so I’ll hopefully get some good advice.

    I work in a hospital and have been flirting with a co-worker for quite a while now. She’s quite cute and has always been compliant and easy to relate to, but because I’ve been slow and developing my conversational skills. I’ve blatantly been ‘doing it wrong’ or maybe not….

    The culmination of this was the other day when she’d been stopped from doing her usual job due to a skin complaint which stopped her working with patients. I admit I was unusually concerned she may have lost her job, which put me in an odd place having realised she may leave and I didn’t want that to happen. I don’t have her contact details and I only see her around work. She had I think ‘hinted’ at having my number but again I missed the opportunity. I keep doing that hence my post.

    So anyway she was back in her usual job and she excitedly reported this to me when I saw her next. She held out her hands (which she’d had the issue with, exzma or some or such thing) so instead of grabbing them lightly for inspection I (to my horror) “Hover handed” her shoulder and wiggled my fingers. She either didn’t notice (yeah right) or pretended not to notice my social faux par and carried on with her duties we had a bit of light banter on the way out and I went on my way. I was horrified at my lack of game, but slightly amused at my fallibility.

    I’ve developed an acute case of lack of kino and where this has come from I’m not sure. I’m not an overly touchy person but I’ve never been that bad as to hover hand and can quite happily be touchy with other when appropriate.

    Anyway the day went on and I saw her again later hanging round the coffee machine with some colleagues, with her hand in a tin of biscuits. I helped myself to one slowly deliberating what to pick when she quipped ‘get your mucky fingers out’ (jokingly and with no malice or bitchiness) and I replied with a cutting remark of “You can talk with your scaley hands”. Her colleagues back away with a mix of “you didn’t just say that” and slight amusement. Her face was a picture of confusion (Hamster spinning?/should test?) and I thought she was going to cry, her friends scarpered (they do that a fair bit when we’re talking) and left me to ‘face the music’. After what felt I thought was a long time and with me wondering if she was going to punch me. She regained her composure and told me “I was bad” (or words to that effect). She was ok. I left with my biscuits.

    Later I again saw her and she was unusually enthusiastic greeting me warmly. I asked about something work related and she helped me out saying “come with me”. I called her “bossy” and smiled she was over the top nice and helpful I thanked her for the help and continued my duties.

    Then Just before I went home I saw her one last time on her own. I joked that she wasn’t working and she smiled. I asked her if she was working tomorrow (xmas eve) and she replied no she was in xmas day though. So I said “ok, then have a good xmas” she said “you too” and I said “be good” she laughed and said “you too”

    And that’s the end… Any ideas why I’m so bad with Kino with her? Also what I’m doing right and wrong?

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    • Everything about your vocabulary, choice of phrasing and reported behavior tells us you are a high-IQ guy with a lot of inhibitory barriers to overcome. My guess is you’re either a resident or someone whose IQ is a little too high for their job, and pretty spergy to boot. You may well be East Indian, in which case I hope you’re unwilling to follow what I’m about to write.

      Your real goal here is not mere success with this girl, but to try to improve on who you ARE. Nice guys and spergs do not finish first in this world, at least not until they’re too old to enjoy it. There are Nietzsche’s Last Men. Your brains alone will never get you fair maid. Doesn’t mean you can gain a biker’s persona, but you have to move in that direction. This is damn hard, far harder than you know (how many people really change fundamentals of their personality after age 20, let alone later?) but that brings me to reason number two: believe me, I know the person you are, and I’m here to tell you that it IS possible, and long after age 20 if the need and desire are great enough.

      Spergs and Brains typically need the basics – it’s not enough for us that SOME guys get by on confidence alone, you and I can’t. If you aren’t already, you need to read the archives of this blog a few hours a day for weeks and you need to lift weights. You need to set concrete goals about everyday body language: your posture will ALWAYS be erect, every time you walk down the street or the hall of the hospital, you WILL walk like you were being led by a rope attached to the end of your erection (let your cock lead in this life), you will ensure that EVERY nod you give with your head for the rest of your life will be an upward nod not a downward, you will enjoy getting a boner when you talk to this chick, you will imagine her blowing you when she pronounces ‘o’ and ‘oo’ words, you will let the conversation relax and not feel pressured to speak, you will sexualize conversation with her in ways that all your life you have considered lines for rough, low-IQ losers, you will look mostly at her eyes and a little at her mouth and tits whenever you are with her, you WILL touch and HOLD her on the arm next time you’re with her, next on the shoulder, then on the waist.

      Most important, you will do all these things with as many other girls as you meet and advance with, and you will actively seek to practice these Game techniques with every woman you meet.

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      • on December 25, 2015 at 10:14 pm Captain Obvious

        Only thing I’d add [to what SF said] would be for you to ask yourself: “What do I want from this chick?” Long term, in the big picture, you’re gonna hafta decide whether you’re a nihilist who just wants to dip it and run [== “pump-n-dump”], solely for the purpose of increasing your notch count, or whether you actually sense that you have some chemistry with the girl and you’re worried that you might be developing feelings for her. So first and foremost, I’d be searching my soul, and asking myself whether or not I have a conscience.

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      • on December 25, 2015 at 10:18 pm Captain Obvious

        The danger for High-IQ dudes is that they tend to be pretty darned good at just about anything that they put their minds to, and if you were to put your mind to becoming a Playah, then it’s pretty likely that you’d be successful at it. But what comes after that?

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  52. I dont think thats alpha if some girls slaps you around your beta a can be and that not and alpha move a bicth should be begging for your kiss not you trying to trick her into it

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  53. I can’t think of any time that one of my moves miscarried so badly. The worst was when a girl walked away. I ran headlight game and she has small tits. She came back and was friendly later.

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  54. Just laughing with a giant grin on your face like you’re loving it would work. Or laugh, grin, then turn your other cheek and motion to her to hit you again, but this time like she means it.

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  55. Smacking someone in the face is unacceptable behaviour. The only acceptable alpha response was to get up and leave. Her frame is ‘What he did was unacceptable’ your frame needs to be ‘what she did was UNACCEPTABLE’ she gets angery, you get more angery, the strongest frame always wins.

    So what should he have done?

    Post slap he should of looked her dead in the eye, long enough to create dicomfort, then stood up and said, loud enogh to create a scene ‘Dafuq is the matter with you’ and then walked out, left her there, and never looked back.

    Is to act like you have an abundance of women not a tenet of game? If you have 10 other hot women fighting oneanother to take your hot load to the face would you waste another secound with this tramp?

    Fuck no.

    The only reason to stay and try to turn it around would be to improve your game, but letting someone cross your ‘line’ is bad for the soul, and thus bad for inner game. Cut your losses, chalk it up to bitches be crazy, and move on with your life and pursuit of game.

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  56. New Years Resolution for 2016: Becoming as alpha as possible in 1 year

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  57. I’d take her cell phone and tease her with it. You know she already has tingles–you just pinged her ASD is all.

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  58. I just had a thought a Christmas eve service today.

    Is Joseph the biggest Beta Bux of all time?

    Yes, I need help for being in the manoshpere too long. And may the AMOG of all AMOG forgive me Amen.

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    • Obviously, you’re just looking for a little reassurance here…

      “Joseph, thou son of David, fear not to take unto thee Mary thy wife: for that which is conceived in her is of the Holy Ghost.” — Matthew 1:20

      Joseph initially feared that his betrothed was carrying thugspawn, and, like any just [alpha] man, was minded to put her away privately and get on with his life. Only when visited by the angel, who told him the truth, did he accept Mary and her Child. It was a great honor to be the foster-father of God’s own Son.

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    • Like it or not, we’re all AMOG’d by the Most High…

      … the good news is that you don’t have to worry about being AMOG’d by anyone else.

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  59. on December 24, 2015 at 5:33 pm Max from Australia

    1) Take phone.
    2) Put other hand around her neck mock choking her
    3) Softly push her to the ground
    4) Stand over her and say “never again”
    5) Kiss her HARD

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  60. Been reading MPC lately since CH keeps linking to them and it’s mind-blowing how many people on this planet are entirely worthless. The academia Macht frei thread makes me not want to PhD anymore if that’s how my coworkers will be. The more I live, the more I realize people are even more pathetic than I’ve previously thought.

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    • on December 24, 2015 at 7:22 pm Cap't Tautological

      NYC will fine employers up to $250,000 for referring to ‘transsexuals’ by their natural gender http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3376513/posts

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    • on December 24, 2015 at 8:33 pm Captain Obvious

      NYC WILL FINE EMPLOYERS UP TO $250,000 FOR REFERRING TO ‘TRANSSEXUALS’ BY THEIR NATURAL GENDER http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3376513/posts

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      • That’s retarded. I’m glad none of that shit happens here, although academia is getting pozzed too. Eastern European academia: a bunch of do nothing old farts who got their professorship based on communist party membership, turning their neighbors in to the state police etc, a bunch of hard working young people, a bunch of friends of people with connections and political activist hacks. The problem is that all are comprised of shit people, except the hard working young researchers. Tbh, I’m in a conundrum. All the professions I’d like such as in research are infested with poz, the job market is generally shit unless you have a decade or more of experience and I can do something else than getting a doctorate in 3 years. And courtesy of Indians, freelancing isn’t an option either unless I want to live in Europe on an Indian income. Lol

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  61. Three responses:

    1. Laugh and say, “Is that the best you can do? You hit like a girl.”

    2.Angry face, grab her arm, throw her over your knee, toss her iphone to the ground, commence public spanking.

    And whorefinder’s 3rd response?

    C’mon, you all know what it is ….

    give me a nice Christmas present….

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    • The you hit like a girl comment was the first thing that passed through my head. What about accusing her of hitting like a bull dyke? Is that good or bad?

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  62. You either laugh at her or make her feel you’re about to slap her back much harder, or worse.
    A real asshole/badboy would either slap her back or put his hand around her throat and while squeezing make it know that if she’s very close to the edge.

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  63. Christmas eve .. in Texas.
    It was hard getting the festive wrapping around a whole mil spec metal ammo-box of sub-sonic .300 AAC Blackout. For my son. It is my way of saying that I respect him and there are things we need to do together.

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  64. This situation is by no means hopeless. When a woman slaps you (apart from being copped a feel by a stranger or suchlike situation) it is almost certain that she likes you or has strong feelings either way. Props for him for at least pulling the move. I’d say, with decent frame for the remainder of the evening, his odds are approximately even money.

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  65. “I was hoping you liked rough foreplay.”

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  66. Shrug, “Eh.” Go on to the next Alpha move.

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  67. I have never been hit by a women who did not fuck me like Helena of Troy with her ass on fire.

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  68. Right after she slaps him, leans in and licks her face.

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  69. 1. Start licking her face profusely. Fuck it. Other mediocre women playing with their phones are out there.

    2. Smear the smegma (or whatever the fuck that was) all over her slope face. It’s over anyway, have a little fun.

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  70. Well I ll slap her back. It simply utmost level of disrespect and I do not tolerate that. Girlfriend or otherwise. To be honest this sort of escalation is from highly unstable/damaged female. I would likely quit dating her after this

    p.s. Unless it was a playful slap (in this video it doesnt look like it)

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  71. This is Asian culture. Some Asian jerks should explain on it.

    It’s playful, the guy is wearing a sport coat, so there. She has a nice pussy that smells good.

    All Asians have the same complex. Except West Asians are halfway white. They have concept intelligence you know but they are not. There are tigers in Asia.

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  72. Asia Asia asia, there are so many of them it’s not even funny.

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  73. http://pss.sagepub.com/content/24/7/1098
    So liberals are so wimpy they’re not willing to defend things that are cost effective for them to do so. Combined with their resentment of colored people for not being our equals, insecurity around anyone willing to assert themselves, fried amygdalas, paranoia… They couldn’t collect more personality issues if they tried. Someone should write a treatise with all their issues. I’m sure some are escaping me.

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    • Forgot to mention their hatred of standards, reality and western culture due to their inability to pass any standards

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  74. That gif—they’re probably brother and sister or something. That or it’s dog meat on the fork

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  75. Let her get back to her iPhone for a minute or two, then try again.

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  76. The problem is that it wasn’t an alpha move, just a slightly cocky beta one. Alpha is tricking her then eating the cake. Subcom is the cake is the prize. His was setting up kiss, so she’s the prize. Worse, subcom is he must trick her into a kiss.

    Don’t blame her for slap. Must’ve felt icky.

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    • Nailed it. I’d probably leave the cake on my lips for a second so that the woman could taste it as part of a kiss if she was up for it. Gotta laser her eyes as she approaches, though. You need a cocky grin as well. The cell is a cockblocking distraction.

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    • I blame women who assault people twice as strong as them by on principle.

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  77. Hahahahahaha!!! Hilarious gif!

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  78. Wait, are you telling me girls are entitled and allowed to slap men because of stupid shit like this? And that any sort of punishment is “beta”? If a bitch slap me I will slap her twice as harder and I don’t give a shit if I will have to fight 30 white knights after that.

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  79. If that’s his gf he lost hand somewhere down the line. None of my women would ever act that way and if they did I would reassert dominance by slapping that phone out of their hand. Keeping a girl like that around “smacks” of a lack of abundance mentality.

    If it’s a chick he’s hitting on I’d bail out. This was the wrong move. My favorite thing to do with chicks that are on their phone at the bar is grab their phone and put it on the table then say “its not texting time, it’s talking to me time.” If she’s feeling you at all you’ll get that eye glimmer that goes along with the tingles.

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  80. Meryy Xmas

    To answer the question: The best way undoubtfully includes some kind of smile. This is not so hard to achieve. Best is just to look away while smirking. I have personally done this when getting rejected when i leaned in for a kiss at a club and she pulled me right in again. This smirk says “I KNEW you werent ready for that CUNT”

    All other moves requires extreme confidence. You could just direct your face to her and just say in a very NON hurtful tone: It was a joke, “in a sly way” However you must do it in a very confident way as you are explaining your behaviour.

    Another move could be to just look straight ahead. Not bothered at all, zfg, not butthurt at all, totally cool with it, like it never happened. This requires 100% control of your mental state under pressure, but it can be done. Meditational practises could be used to train this. As you look straight ahead and remain in your own space, imagine the tits of the next girl you will be banging bouncing in your hands or her face as you slide your, you get the pic. This works like a charm. The beauty of it is that girls can sense these thoughts in their subconscious. Your mental thoughts are just projections that can be/and get picked up by others, mostly on subconscious level. Women can sense it when you are imagining someone else. They can sense your thoughts. So be careful to watch what you are thinking and make sure you use your mental power on the right things.BUT always without anger or butthurtedness, just a zfg, aloof happy go lucky, if shes not down Ill get the next one type of mentality

    I have one more: Just tickle her abit, no explanation needed.

    I know its for real but the fact that “cry” is on the list of “what NOT to do when your alpha move goes wrong” tragically sums up the current state of not only man, but gender dynamics in total.

    Here are some more “what NOT to do when your alpha move goes wrong”

    Insult her

    Any kind of physical aggression

    Any kind of element with angry undertones

    Walk away ( In many situations its great to walk away, but in these situations I sincerely believe you will loose face)

    OK Thats it from me, thanks guys !!!!!!

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  81. Reblogged this on Philosophies of a Disenchanted Scholar and commented:
    I can tell you right now that woman’s a conservative K-type.
    She refuses to be treated like a whore (r) or a dog. That’s what happened.

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  82. on December 30, 2015 at 2:34 pm MeatwadMakeTheMoney

    Upward smack phone out of hand and walk out smiling. Inform the staff she’s agreed to pay the bill. Tip them as she probably won’t

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