Why You Should Incinerate Your Used Condoms

Via reader Tim, Funny Yahoo Questions is an archive of hilarity. And disturbing vileness.

The desperation of single moms knows no limit. Seven years without a replacement father to foot the bills can really fuck with a lonely mother’s ethical code:

Men, always flush your used condoms down the toilet. And whatever you do, don’t let her dispose of the condom for you. Thanks to our fucked-up nonsensical anti-male laws, all it takes is one crazy bitch to saddle you with a kid tax for eighteen years.

What’s the leading indicator that a man is dating a young, hot chick?

When he’s turned on by her sitting on his face. You will never hear a man say he wants an aging cougar or a fat chick to sit on his face, unless he is a freak loser. A young babe’s ass crack is intoxicating like a rose. A cougar’s ass is a dingleberry jungle. PSA: When doing a cougar from behind, press the ass cheeks together so you don’t have to view the tangled mess within. Your boner will thank you.





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  1. Jackie Chiles says he will represent case study 1… and win.

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  2. One of my old friends used to carry around hot sauce in a small container. After sex he would unload a bunch into a condom.

    After a late drunk night he actually saw a girl trying to use a turkey baster to get his fluids out… she put it in and he didn’t stop her. Needless to say she will probably think twice before trying that shit again.

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  3. Like anyone needs another reason not to date single mothers . . .

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  4. Lots of women want men to knock them up so they can win the lottery. It’s no surprise.

    Sad, though.

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  5. facesitting is hot!!!

    not

    and motherly role should be up for child support too, no?

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  6. on September 14, 2010 at 7:01 pm greatbooksformen GBFM

    lozlzzo

    agan and again it all cums down to one thing

    the persecution of males and exaltation of woemnz is the FED’s way of transferring physical prop[erty form men hardworking men 2 da beranke state lzozlzozozo lotsa dollars to bernanke bernanke and all as they get a cut of all teh child support lzozl

    se the federal rserve bankers is smart and they see that while men ahcieve all their welath by innovating and building in the world and engineering and welath lzozlzozo womenz acheive theyir welath by manipulating and leaching off men and getting dem to pay for pussy schild support lzozottss and lotsa moneys for past use of a apussy after divore ourt lzozlzozlzl

    the feeral reserve conwuered teh country with fiat debt and as owmenz are materialistic they put them in charge
    as women excel at a) cretaing debt and bv) geting men to work for it lzozoolzozlzozl enriching ebrnake which rhymes with spank me after the womenz get deosueld in college via neocon serctiever tapings of butthex without her conthen which prepares her to be loyal to the butthex fiat matirx and not her fmaily nor god wihcih is why 2/3 of divorces are intiatied by womenz lzozozozlzo [email protected]!! and 100% of abortions are in8taited by womenz over 50,000,000 killed innothent fethuses by a owmenz choice alone as they are desouled in secretive tapings of butthex and commanded and reprogammed to kill fethus that come out of their ginas in the bneocon goldeber preeemptive war lzozozozlzlo aginst d aunborn. after a women is assocked and deouled and made loyal to the fiat butthex corpate matrix state then jonah goldberg decalres that she is to go forth and tame men as womenz tame men lzozozlzozlzo lzozlzozlzzlozoozlozo as the enocons send armies of womenz butrthexed by th weekly standardths sisx foot tall butthexual heroes rhymes iwth goldman sax sends them forth zlzozlzlo to buitthes to tame men and come up with leghislation to tame men and take their assetts to mapy for the womenz sore anuthes and assess. lzozlz

    i can show you the way, neo, but you will have to walk it zlozlzlzozzlozlzlzo

    ozlzlz the more you read me and roissy the mroe your life will improve as you come to see the fiat butthex matrix for what it is — you will see the green streams of fiat data (dripping with buttdouche fresh off the butthex presses) like the matrix but with a subltle difference as some of you wieinsteinas have already seen for urself lzozzll

    at the ned of the matrix neo saw it as

    1010101011110100101
    1101001010100101010
    1101010101011101001
    0101010000010101111
    0100101111111101010
    1101010101001001001
    1101001010101001010
    1101001010100001010
    0100101010010101010

    and when you have walked the path you too will see the butthexing matrix for what it is and how the fed funded the desouling of womenz with massive amounts of douchcock frrom an early age in all tehir orfices and are acting through the soulles temptresses to seize your assetts now when a girl says, “what i really really want is a nice guy, i’m tired of the asswholes (lozlzl who got her younger hotter tighter)” instead of hearing what she says and then trying to be a nice guy you will hear the truth behind the butthexing matrix’s facade lzozlzl:

    10101010010110101010101010
    10101010101010101010010110
    101010z01010z0101l01zzlzozll1
    1o1o1o1o1ozozozo1o1o101011
    1o1o1o1oozozzozozozozo01011
    lozlzlzozlzozlozzlzozlzozlzozzoz1
    1010i1o1o1want1010a01010001
    douchebag10to butthex me0101
    010and i want you 2 buy me100
    01meals and a ring while i01011
    0101give by butt & vagina01010
    010away for free to butthexers1
    100who tape it scretely lzozl100
    zlzozllzlzlzozlzozzloozzllz and101
    1010make my anus sore for010
    1010days010101 101010101011
    1010lolsolsoslslollzzlozlzzozlz010
    0101pay 4 my meals0101001010
    101010and1010maybe1010u1010
    1001can1010touch1010my10dry
    101001dried1010up110pussy100
    101stds stds stds0101010101010
    10101buy me 1010a ring1010101
    1010for100the1010pussy1010i100
    0101gave1010away1010for0101
    1010free1010when1010it0was10
    100younger1010hotter0110lozlz
    lolzlztighter1010and010propose01
    1010so1001i1010can0110rape10
    1010your101010anus1010in0101
    1010divorce01010court1010and01
    10transfer010your0101assets1001
    1010to1010bernanke1001and1010
    1010the1010fiat1010buttheex1010
    1001matrix01010lozlzlzlzlzlzzozllzzl
    omglzozlzlzllzlzlzzzlzllzlzlzlzlzlzllzlzllz

    10lzozllzlz0zzllllzllzllzlzz1ozozlzlzl0
    010111010101010101101010101

    the sublime act of butthex is a beuatiful metaphor for what the fed does to a currency and a country, which is why the neocon weekly standard celebrates butthexers–es[pecially those who taope it without the girkl’s conthent and profit off the act. lzozlzlzlzl!

    [on the war that devastated the Real World]
    Morpheus: We don’t know who butthexed first, us or them. But we do know it was them that videotaped it without our consent while scorching the sky wioth a long trail of butthex lies. At the time, they were dependent on butthex power. It was believed they would be unable to survive without an energy source as abundant as the common man’s collective anushole. lozzllzlzlzzl

    Trinity: I know why you’re here, Neo. I know what you’ve been doing… why you hardly sleep, why you live alone, and why night after night, you sit by your computer reading roissy & GBFM. You’re looking for him. I know because I was once looking for the same thing. And when he found me, he told me I wasn’t really looking for him. I was looking for an answer. It’s the question that drives us, Neo. It’s the question that brought you here. You know the question, just as I did.
    Neo: What is the butthex fiat Mathrix?
    Trinity: The answer is out there, Neo, and it’s looking for you, and it will find you if you want it to.

    [Neocon sees a black cat walk by them, and then a similar black cat walk by them just like the first one]
    Neocon: Whoa. Déjà vu.
    [Everyone freezes right in their tracks]
    Trinity: What did you just say?
    Neocon: Nothing. Just had a little déjà vu.
    Trinity: What did you see?
    Cypher: What happened?
    Neocon: A black cat went past us, and then another that looked just like it.
    Trinity: How much like it? Was it the same cat?
    Neocon: It might have been. I’m not sure.
    Morpheus: Switch! Apoc!
    Neocon: What is it?
    Trinity: A déjà vu is usually a glitch in the butthexMatrix. It happens when they change something. Now that I am an aging women in the butthex matrix with her eggs and gina drying up having given the best years of her anus to drunk alphas during her college desouling years via massively multiplayer asscockig in the butt sessions and getting her fiat mba (masters of butthexing in da Anus) and blowing upper level mangement lzozllz, the butthexmatrix is now delivering my cats. Two this morning and now two more. yaya! lozlzl

    lozlzlzlzlzl

    Morpheus: The Fiat lozllolozllzzl butthex Matrix is a system, Neo. That system is our enemy. lzozozozozl! But when you’re inside, you look around, what do you see? Businessmen, bloggers, teachers, betas, lawyers, herbs, carpenters, and neocon womenz writing for the weekly standard, repeating the fiat lies of secretive tapers of butthex without teh girls conthent lzozlzlzlzl. The very minds and anusholes of the people we are trying to save. But until we do, these people are still a part of that butthex system and that makes them our anus’s lozlzlzozzozozl enemy. You have to understand, most of these people are not ready to be unbuttplugged. And many of them are so inured to butthex, so hopelessly dependent on the system of secretive tapings of butthex without tehir conthent, that they will fight to protect it and reapet the lies of secretive tapers of butthex in teh pages of the weekly standard even though they seem to be nice neocon ladies.
    [Neo’s eyes suddenly wander towards a woman in a red dress]
    Morpheus: Were you listening to me, Neo? Or were you looking at the woman in the red dress (woman as temptress in the heor’s journey myth) who was desouled via copious fiat-funded butthex from butthexers celerbated in teh pages of the weekly standard?
    Neo: I was…
    Morpheus: [gestures with one hand] Look again.
    [the desouled, massively-butthexed woman in the red dress is now a bestselling new york times author, pointing a cock at Neo’s ass; Neo ducks]
    Morpheus: Freeze it.
    [Everybody and everything besides Neo and Morpheus freezes in time]
    Neo: This… this isn’t the butthex Matrix?
    Morpheus: No. It is another training program designed to teach you one thing: if you are not one of us lozlzlzlzlers, you are one of them butthexers.

    lozlzlzl

    i wanna start lzozlzlzl media where we have a character based on roissy who sees green streams of streaming data every time a bernankified chick opens her moutrh and throughout every episode all the herbs and betas pay for the meals of the chix roissy butthexes in the end due to his supreme knowelge of being THE ONE lzozlzlzllzzl

    i would be more like one of those minor characters along for the ride in the mother ship stanidng off to the side going lzozlzz zlzozlzozlzozlz zlzozllzozlzlzlz and don’t gte me worng i would score with all the hotties but like roissy woudl get first pick for his lead dick and i’d get the next two as that’s only fair lzozlzlzlzllzlzllzl

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  7. Looks like this specific Yahoo question was satire ripped from the headlines. Shouldn’t take anything away from the fact that this situation is entirely believable, and plenty of courts would find this argument plausible.

    I always take my condoms to go.

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  8. So this is what it looks like to get here early.

    I like it.

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  9. any grown man who agrees to babysit some single mom’s kids, even if it’s a way into her pants, outta have the court force him to pay child support. punish the losers.

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  10. But I love dingle berries, it tastes like warm fudge chocolate.

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  11. @The_King
    “But I love dingle berries, it tastes like warm fudge chocolate.”

    eweweew!! lol!!!

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  12. on September 14, 2010 at 7:30 pm greatbooksformen GBFM

    lozzloozzlzzolzzlzozlozlzozlzzozl

    cougars no longer get my cocka 2 stand at attention lzozlozzlzozlzlz so i don’t giv dem no attention lzozlzllzozoz

    as all
    i can think about is da dingleberries in da cougar butthex pie lzozlzlzozozozo and dingleberries in your eye as cougraes blew off the nice guy shwo was shie and send outr best froth in fiat foreign wars to die but you can’t asky why but i can’t deny that i try and try and fail and then i sigh and read robert bly, and but on a bow tie as the neocns the natural law they deny and the unbron fethuses they fry as the women the desoul with sectriev tap[ings of butthex and bernankify lzozlzozllz

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  13. Why would any man babysit? Being alone with kids is just asking for a phony child molester charge.

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  14. The nice guy throw-in gives it away. Troll

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  15. Your PSA had me in stitches.

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  16. Also a reason to incinerate your used women.

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  17. Excuse me, but a clean lady shaves from stem to stern regardless of her age.

    Most young women nowadays don’t even wipe properly.

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  18. Moral of story: Keep tight control of your bodily fluids.

    Also, never trust a woman “on the pill”. All it needs for her is to “forget” once or twice.

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  19. Also, GBFM is a fucking genius. Like James Joyce on Ketamine.

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  20. Nicole wrote: “Most young women nowadays don’t even wipe properly.”

    How do you know such a thing?

    [Editor: Poon pie! nom nom nom.]

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  21. @DirkJohanson
    “Nicole wrote: “Most young women nowadays don’t even wipe properly.”

    “How do you know such a thing?”

    “[Editor: Poon pie! nom nom nom.]”

    lol!!! this is tooo funny!!!

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  22. One of the hottest chicks I’ve ever banged (and there have been many) was a single mom. She had the kid young, and her body was smokin’.

    But ya, the condoms went directly in the toilet.

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  23. Roissy’s real dad, Tom Leykis, used to tell his listeners to put Tabasco in the used condoms. Actually, a guy did this, the bitch put it in there and got burned. She sued and lost.

    It is heart warming to see the son following on his dad’s footsteps…

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  24. I thought Roissy was a test-tube baby

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  25. @Sad B
    Roissy’s real dad, Tom Leykis, used to tell his listeners to put Tabasco in the used condoms. Actually, a guy did this, the bitch put it in there and got burned. She sued and lost.

    It is heart warming to see the son following on his dad’s footsteps…

    Crazy horses, that’s a real story.

    Sweet.

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  26. I’m just not believing the “hot sauce in the condom” stories, but it’s a funny thought. And frankly, the two Yahoo questions seem pretty spoofy too, particularly the first one (alright, the second one too). Oh well, good times!

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  27. oh… my… fucking… god! is this what women do? try to fuck over the nice guys?

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  28. SadB,

    Leykis is a strange man – even stranger than our host. He saw through all the feminazi propaganda, but he’s drunk deep of the liberal kool-aid.

    Gave a lot of great advice to a lot of men over the years though.

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  29. on September 14, 2010 at 10:09 pm Gunslingergregi

    “CW
    oh… my… fucking… god! is this what women do? try to fuck over the nice guys?

    They are the only ones woman can fuck over.

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  30. The women that are capable of using a used condom to impregnate themselves are not just limited to single mothers.
    Any woman that desperately wants a baby is capable of this despicable act of subterfuge ; especially ones that are fast approaching their mid 30’s and beyond.

    So beware guys, don’t just throw your used condoms in the waste bin for her to have access to.
    Flush the bastard or wrap it in some tissues and put it in your pocket for safe disposal later.

    Better safe than sorry for the next 18+ years.

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  31. “PSA: When doing a cougar from behind, press the ass cheeks together so you don’t have to view the tangled mess within. Your boner will thank you.”

    Addendum: When doing a fat chick from behind, be sure to press the ass cheeks together so you don’t have to smell what would now be the obvious fact that she can’t fully reach around her fat ass to wipe herself clean.

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  32. 3 words: Spermicide lubricated condoms

    Kamikaze Loads

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  33. @GT
    “PSA: When doing a cougar from behind, press the ass cheeks together so you don’t have to view the tangled mess within. Your boner will thank you.”

    Addendum: When doing a fat chick from behind, be sure to press the ass cheeks together so you don’t have to smell what would now be the obvious fact that she can’t fully reach around her fat ass to wipe herself clean.

    Don’t do fat chicks.

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  34. @Gorbachev

    I learned my lesson the hard way. (no pun intended)

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  35. @GT

    Hard way?

    Or, …

    Tryin’ to be hard way?

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  36. That Mort from the first screencap is a known troll.

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  37. Nice to see that women have taken decided to elevate themselves from the level of cuckholdry to outright robbery…. at least the cuckhold got laid before he got screwed.

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  38. Clearly the first question was trolling or an incredibly stupid person.

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  39. ODonnell wins.
    Shoot them if they run,
    Stab them if they stand.

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  40. “ODonnell wins.”

    I take this as a message to the political class — “suck it, fags!”

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  41. The political class should do the honorable thing and slit their own throats with long, sharp de-boning knives…

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  42. Gorbachev

    Lots of women want men to knock them up so they can win the lottery. It’s no surprise.

    They don’t just want them to but actively deceive men to this purpose.

    I’ve become convinced, though I wasn’t earlier in my more media and schools propagandized period, that by far most “accidental” pregnancies in this abundent female birth control age are actually “oops” pregnancies.

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  43. I take my condoms with me.

    “What has it got in it’s pocketses?”

    Babies.

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  44. on September 15, 2010 at 1:31 am Abelard Lindsey

    I know this would never pass any state legislature. However, I think any single woman who gives birth, the child should be put up for mandatory adoption. There are plenty of stable, two-parent couples with fertility issues wanting to adopt children that this is not an issue. Also, it is almost certain that the adopter couples will be in a better financial position to raise kids any 99% of the single mothers out there. This solution would eliminate the “attractive nuisance” of parenthood to single women.

    Of course, this would never be legislated. However, this would be one of the first public policies I would implement if I were “king” or fuhrer.

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  45. “The political class should do the honorable thing and slit their own throats with long, sharp de-boning knives…”

    They can pick the easy way or the hard way. The second will be much slower and more painful.

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  46. Editor says, “Poon pie! nom nom nom.”

    I never actually went down on a woman who wreaked. You can smell them just from getting close to them. Poo shouldn’t be a part of a woman’s cassolette.

    Men and aggressive Lesbians are distracted by the physical desire to do it, so they might miss these things until they’re too close to them. Straight or straight leaning bisexual women who just happen to be relatively dominant, and therefore attractive to women, and opportunists, do it more for psychosexual or sentimental reasons, so we’re less able to just push through disgust.

    Most western girls under 40 smell like poop and dogs to me.

    Shaving isn’t absolutely necessary, especially if you don’t grow much pubic hair in the first place, but if one doesn’t shave, one should wash more often. Either way, toilet paper is not enough. It should be considered something like a disposable towel. A woman should clean herself every time she uses the bathroom, with water, and soap and water when she goes #2.

    If one doesn’t wish to install a bidet, they should keep baby wipes and a spray bottle or douche bag near the toilet. If you’re not sure what to get or your usual pharmacy doesn’t carry any but the one time use douche kits, you can get what you need at any Arab pharmacy or place where they sell halal hygiene products.

    While we’re at it, men should clean themselves better too. If you’re Muslim, you’re supposed to shave as well.

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  47. Read some of these fucked up replies: http://www.dearcupid.org/question/help-put-my-mind-at-rest-how-long.html

    p.s. sperm only lasts 1hr outside the body.

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  48. Took a bit to find a link to this story that I read long ago…

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7024930/

    “Phillips accuses Dr. Sharon Irons of a “calculated, profound personal betrayal” after their affair six years ago, saying she secretly kept semen after they had oral sex, then used it to get pregnant.”

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  49. “A cougar’s ass is a dingleberry jungle.”

    I can’t even deal with you.

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  50. Single mothers are evil

    The world should return to bastard system.

    Any child who is not concieved in marriage should be labeled a bastard and his parents recieve no child support until they marry. Alimony must be eradicated completly. Also genitical tests to verify biological father should be mandatory. Step-fathers would not remove bastard status. If the marriage dissolves for any reason other then death(and living spouse has not participated in the death of the other in nay way) children under age of 18 recieve bastard status. This applies only in case of fathers death. If mother dies, children do not become bastards.

    Bastards shoud have harder time entering school, univerities e.t.c

    Normal children should recieve right to vote and buy alcohol at age of 18. Bastards at 21 and so on. Bastards get no inheritance whatsoever.

    Of course in closest time it will never come to pass, but it should.

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  51. So good to have GBFM back haha.

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  52. Mick Jagger’s Brazilian son with the whore model was conceived this way. True story.

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  53. “A cougar’s ass is a dingleberry jungle.”

    Speaking of cougar’s ass. What’s the vdeal with Ines Sainz’s Glutes? Real or fake?

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  54. From the story posted few comments above:

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7024930/

    “She asserts that when plaintiff ‘delivered’ his sperm, it was a gift — an absolute and irrevocable transfer of title to property from a donor to a donee,” the decision said. “There was no agreement that the original deposit would be returned upon request.”

    But there was an understanding that no new life would be created out of the gift except food for some cells after the sperm was digested.

    That is what men are dealing with today.

    “There’s a 5-year-old child here,” Mirabelli said. “Imagine how a child feels when your father says he feels emotionally damaged by your birth.”

    So what?

    Is it the father’s fault for being emotionally damaged, or the woman for the equivalent of raping the man, financially and emotionally, and his future offspring from his resources?

    In this case there is fraud, and the child should be given to the father if he wishes so, or zero child support, or given up for adoption. As the woman clearly has shown she has no respect for unsaid agreements between two parties and is a criminal engaging in fraud and deception.

    “In the name of the child”, the rationalization of many evils.

    I totally agree with two commenters up somewhere.

    A combination of no support to single mothers, no alimony, no forced child support, bastardy and mandatory adoption.

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  55. I don’t just incinerate my used condoms … I make her eat them.

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  56. Johnycomelately:

    That story about Malta and a lack of men willing to marry was interesting. Malta is an island, so such problems will be magnified by the lack of geographic mobility.

    Note the writer’s attitude towards the boring, balding, foreign man. She couldn’t hear him what he was saying, but, being balding, he must have been boring, right?

    All I can think is, Suck it up. Suck it down. You have gotten what you insisted on getting, and men you find attractive are just not interested in helping you achieve your next set of life goals, despite your many fine personal qualities. Notice not a thing in her article about what a 30 yo old woman might bring to a marriage with a 30 yo “attractive” man that would make the marriage an attractive situation for the man. That question simply didn’t occur to her. She would be insulted, likely, if asked about that. Females are all about narcissism.

    If our blog host would overcome his aversion to such older women, he could write excellent posts about how to game such women. Older guys would be grateful for the advice.

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  57. @Gorbachev

    Lzolzolzlzlzlzll!

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  58. Grampa, If our blog host would overcome his aversion to such older women, he could write excellent posts about how to game such women. Older guys would be grateful for the advice.

    Why, grampa, you don’t like ’em young?

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  59. on September 15, 2010 at 8:16 am Capt. No-Marriage

    Get a vasectomy and use a condom, then when the bitch says she’s having your kid……..well you can laugh when she has to go on Maury to figure out who the father of the little bastard is since it won’t be you.

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  60. “Most western girls under 40 smell like poop and dogs to me.”

    That’s gold, Jerry. Gold!!

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  61. @Capt. No-Marriage

    Get a vasectomy

    Brings to mind Athol Kay’s eloquent post on vasectomies:

    post vasectomy pain hits about 20-30% of patients. That pain can be quite permanent. That’s ball pain. Ball Pain. As in pain in your balls. Some small number of men are basically ruined by bad procedures on even more than just a sexual level as well.

    There are no easy answers when it comes to the misandrist laws of our era.

    Marry and you have to trust that you found a woman with the internal ability to keep her promise while society and the media all cheer her on to do just the opposite. Meanwhile the church can’t be bothered with topics like divorce. They wash their hands as soon as the ceremony is over and the check for their services clears. A sort of spiritual “taillight warranty”. The warranty is good until the taillights of the delivery truck disappear from view.

    Don’t marry and you have to trust the honesty and good judgment of a long string of female strangers and jealously guard your seed. That or risk ball pain. As in pain in your balls.

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  62. Ubermind,

    Society collapses when illegitimacy becomes the norm. While the treatment of single mothers in former times was very harsh, our ancestors did recognise the importance of children needing a father and a mother.

    In a lot of Europe, single mothers get free houses from the state. Encourages them in this “career”.

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  63. As for what to put in used condoms, Icy Hot would seem to be a better choice. They have it in tube form now so you could just squirt a little in. The color of hot sauce would seem too likely to tip off the schemer and ruin the fun. Probably best used in conjunction with a good spermicide too.

    Oh, and have your vid camera ready, since a youtube moment might be in the offering. You could title it something like “Golddigers dance!”, or “Scheming Skank Hop!”.

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  64. on September 15, 2010 at 10:11 am anonymouses anonymous

    About 30 years ago, Paul Harvey told a news story how a man living in an apartment had to pay child support to a woman whom he never had vag sex.

    She would come down to his apartment, give him a bj, swallow, then return home.

    After about a month, this stopped. Nine months later, she gave him papers to pay child support.

    It turns out, she wasn’t swallowing, but instead would go upstairs and try to impregnate herself. Eventually, it worked.

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  65. Excellent post, hilarious but sad.

    This defines the gross entitlement idiocy that lives inside of single mothers. I am just blinded by rage at this line of thinking in women.

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  66. I question the straightness and maturity of any woman who won’t sit *there*.

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  67. @anonymouses anonymous
    It turns out, she wasn’t swallowing, but instead would go upstairs and try to impregnate herself. Eventually, it worked.

    Yet another guy who obviously forgot about the tickle-fight after BJ rule.

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  68. “The tide is coming….

    http://www.independent.com.mt/news.asp?newsitemid=56490

    OMFG!

    I cannot believe the amount of self-delusion and self-contradiction in this chick’s head:

    “…But men of course can never let themselves see that every girl is a man’s daughter, that girls are not there for their free sexual gratification only, and if that is mainly what they are using them for, Using a prostitute would in fact be a far more honourable way to go about it rather than pretending they love someone they are just using for free sex.”

    Oh, so, its all the man’s fault is it? Using these poor unsuspecting girls like hew-ors, pretending to love them and trick them in sex! Bastards!

    Oh, wait a sec…next paragraph:

    “These girls are not all aware of the problem or willing to admit it of course. They were brought up to have fun, fun, fun which meant as much sexual freedom as the boys. And they certainly did have fun in their twenties when their bodies and hair was at its best, when it seems tomorrow would never come. But the minute they start to hit their mid thirties, **the minute they realise they have slept with everyone they wanted to sleep with**, they look around and see a very reduced market indeed, a very unattractive supply of potential male partners.”

    So, which is it, honey? Is the the guys taking unfair advantage of those poor innocent girls, or is it those girls chasing random cock all over the place?

    It’s amazing how many answer she asks, and then answers herself, unwittingly, in the same article.

    When people come here doubting the wisdom of this blog, or Game in general, they need only look at this and see Game as Truth, ugly though it be.

    Unreal.

    Good catch, Johnycomelately!

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  69. on September 15, 2010 at 11:04 am gunslingergregi

    ””’dalrock
    @anonymouses anonymous
    It turns out, she wasn’t swallowing, but instead would go upstairs and try to impregnate herself. Eventually, it worked.

    Yet another guy who obviously forgot about the tickle-fight after BJ rule.
    ”””””’

    lol

    I say for aspiring young players don’t even worry about it impregnate them all.

    That will bring the sort of change we need.

    When guys start having 20 30 kids as the norm for active players.
    he he he

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  70. The_King admitted:

    But I love dingle berries, it tastes like warm fudge chocolate.

    If worth stating
    – it’s worth
    repeating

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  71. on September 15, 2010 at 11:06 am gunslingergregi

    Fuck worrying about cs it is gonna happen anyway. Might as well just go ahead and have plenty of worry free sex acept your fate. Think of it as a motgage that begins at 16 but only goes 18 years.

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  72. on September 15, 2010 at 11:10 am gunslingergregi

    If I could roll back clock and throw out all the brainwashing and the don’t have kids meme I would have had a lot more fullfilling time creating mass bastard spawn.

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  73. on September 15, 2010 at 11:45 am greatbooksformen GBFM

    BUTTHEXTOPIA !!!!!

    the elistes eites are working to put us in a butthextopia matrix lzozlozlzlzlzozlzzlzllzz

    that is why they wire hundreds of thosuands of dollarz ttucker max rhymes iwth gldman sax and millions more of bernanke dollarz for his epic fail films but he shoves his cock and sodoomizes womenz and taes it ithout their conthent and sodom and shcuster wire him hundredes of thosuands of dollarz fr his sectrive tapings of butthex without thegrtlhs ocnthent and enocon charlotte allen repeates his corprate pr lies that he is sx feet tall in the weekly standadth lzozlzozlzol and priscilla painton and chalrotte are given leaidng orles in the butthextopia butthextopia lorded over by ben beranke and the boyz at goldman sax rhymes iwth tucker max who must butthex the worl via a fiat dollar inflation tax butthexing and sdeousling womenz and your futre wife which jona godberg cmmands to tame men go fotrh and tame men! once their souls have ben repalced with fiat masters soullnessness from massicve douchecocking anussexthing secrteiv tapings of neocn butthex without the girlths ocnthent. BUTTHEXTOPIA!!!

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  74. on September 15, 2010 at 11:49 am Professor Woland

    One technological improvement that needs to come about is a reliable male birth control “pill”. Right now, the guy either needs to get snipped or use a condom. Relying on your partner, even if she is trustworthy, is not 100%.

    Even better, will be a MBCP that is undetectible. Once that occurs, the balance of power will tip towards men. My prediction is that the first guys to use a MBCP will be men of means. If you have something to lose then you have reason to use it. This will create a market for it.

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  75. cap’n bob

    @SadB–Leykis is a strange man – even stranger than our host. He saw through all the feminazi propaganda, but he’s drunk deep of the liberal kool-aid.

    He’s Jewish.

    QED

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  76. O’Donnell: Hey, GOP Elites, Where’s The “Big Tent?”…

    trackback >>The Moral Liberal: Defending the Judeo-Christian ethic, limited government, and the American constitution>>…

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  77. A bit OT but the news reports thzt the sex pay-gap (its always about “gaps”!) between men and the 2nd sex has fallen to its smallest difference ever,with females making 82% of what men make. Ever see a pic of the actress Ashley Judd with a t-shirt saying,”This Is What A Feminist Looks Like.”? The idea being that feminists are NOT ugly queer gargoyles but can be pretty,too! As Judd is aging rapidly–her career over,she is married to a race car driver–she may have to give up the shirt soon;but the point is,THIS is what sexual equality looks like. As we lay mired in a depression,with freakish Prez advisers like Austen Goolsby(!!) saying things like,”Uhm things will NOT be getting better for the time being..” the sex pay gap shrinks. So we’re turning into a shit 3rd world country,but at least the shit eating queer feminists are happy!

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  78. on September 15, 2010 at 1:36 pm God Hates us All

    Anyone quoting ,Athol Kay from MarriedManSexLife, that mental masturbatory rationalization of only ever knowing one woman’s tender passages ought to decide whether they’d rather learn game and spend more time here or just stay there and feed into that pathetic excuse for a wasted orgasm.

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  79. @Ubermind

    “The world should return to bastard system.

    Any child who is not concieved in marriage should be labeled a bastard and his parents recieve no child support until they marry. Alimony must be eradicated completly. Also genitical tests to verify biological father should be mandatory. Step-fathers would not remove bastard status. If the marriage dissolves for any reason other then death(and living spouse has not participated in the death of the other in nay way) children under age of 18 recieve bastard status. This applies only in case of fathers death. If mother dies, children do not become bastards.

    Bastards shoud have harder time entering school, univerities e.t.c

    Normal children should recieve right to vote and buy alcohol at age of 18. Bastards at 21 and so on. Bastards get no inheritance whatsoever.

    Of course in closest time it will never come to pass, but it should.”

    Dude, as a bastard myself I can assure you, the world NEVER left the “bastard system”.

    Also, you need spellcheck.

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  80. @ old guy

    Could you explain why world has never left bastard system?

    I see politicians giving much money and rights to single moms and their children that are doomed to grow up with a lot of inner problems that sabotage saciety, due to the lack of father in the family.

    Sorry if my post insulted you. I have both parents in my family, they are married for 30 years and I know I am lucky, because it is a rarity today tough it should be normal. I see that people with just a mother are very often damaged. I know of no one with just a father soI cannot say.

    English is my third best language only. So I can afford a few errors.

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  81. @God Hates us All

    Anyone quoting ,Athol Kay from MarriedManSexLife, that mental masturbatory rationalization of only ever knowing one woman’s tender passages ought to decide whether they’d rather learn game and spend more time here or just stay there and feed into that pathetic excuse for a wasted orgasm.

    Done.

    Next?

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  82. on September 15, 2010 at 3:12 pm God Hates us All

    Uber-a lot of the naturals I know in this world grew up with only a Mom around. Sure it can backfire, but the majority of guys I know who grew up with a single Mom, had to learn how to be the Fuckin Man pretty quickly…There are various reasons for this but I think it is much worse for girls to be raised by a single mom than boys, not that both don’t want for father figures, but the father figures boys see in those situations are usually pounding mom out and fleeing the scene-that may be reason number one-that may not be great for society but it has to do something for knocking the pedastal out from a piece of pussy. It is very different for little girls to witness mom getting the life beat out of her pussy by the next bad boy who breezes through town.

    English as a third language does not entitle you to shit spelling when you label yourself Ubermind.

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  83. on September 15, 2010 at 3:18 pm gunslingergregi

    Next?

    become a jedi through assimilation of mass pain and surviving to tell the tale.

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  84. on September 15, 2010 at 3:19 pm gunslingergregi

    Or just have a good time wherever you go.

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  85. @Ubermind

    Politicians give other people’s money to anyone who can increase that politicians power.

    Power is it’s own object. George Orwell taught me that. Once you understand that fact everything else just falls right into place.

    As for being a bastard, I’m quite proud of that fact and very damn happy not to be the natural child of my adoptive parents.

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  86. @Firepower
    “The_King admitted:

    But I love dingle berries, it tastes like warm fudge chocolate.

    If worth stating
    – it’s worth
    repeating”

    I’ll remember to add that on my list of what turns you guys on! hehehe!! My brother never told me this one. I thought he’s an alpha!!!

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  87. @Vodka and Ground Beef

    “A cougar’s ass is a dingleberry jungle.”

    I can’t even deal with you.

    I have to agree with that sentiment of yours. I’m married to a much younger woman and I’m 48 now. I see women my age or close to it that are sexy and definitely worth dating or sleeping with. These kinds of comments are just stupid. Women may age and their looks may deteriorate somewhat, that can’t be denied. However, my experience is that women over 30 have much better hygiene than women under 25. There are women over 35 that can sit on my face any day. The beauty of being my age as a man is that you have all ages open to you. Older women are often great lovers and you can usually have a decent conversation with them. Many age well and are quite lovely to behold naked. Accept women for who they are and enjoy it.

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  88. @Tyrone
    “There are women over 35 that can sit on my face any day”

    That’s nice to know, thanks Tyrone.

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  89. Tyrone,
    Your comment was very nice. The part about as men get older they have all ages open to them is very true. I guess that is one of the good things about being a man.

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  90. Tyrone, is a guy with low low low standards

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  91. @gunslingergregi

    become a jedi through assimilation of mass pain and surviving to tell the tale.

    Now I’m confused. I thought the goal was to avoid divorce.

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  92. @me
    Tyrone, is a guy with low low low standards

    I bet I get much more and far better pussy than you do.

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  93. on September 15, 2010 at 9:58 pm gunslingergregi

    I think if I was living in states and had a son I would tell him to go ahead and not worry about having as many kids as he wanted. Dad would take care of it he he he

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  94. on September 15, 2010 at 10:39 pm gunslingergregi

    Of course I would also advise him about only fucking woman who you could imagine popping out a kid with.

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  95. Me, it depends on what your standards and priorities are.

    If good hygiene is a priority, then as wonderful as young women may be in other ways, cleanliness is not the strong suit of most young women in the west. If it were, then public restrooms would have baby wipes instead of or in addition to toilet paper.

    If it were, then the company that makes Dorco razors (6 blades of bliss on a slim, pivoting frame with no sharp corners) would be bigger than Gilette.

    If it were, YouTube wouldn’t be chock full of videos of guys begging, “Please, wash yo ass!”

    So it’s just wrong to put the dirty label on older women when everybody with experience that direction knows better. We may be fat, wrinkly, and desperate, but we are not generally dirty.

    The next generation coming up might be though.

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  96. Bitches be crazy!!

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  97. on September 16, 2010 at 12:50 pm Abelard Lindsey

    Some thoughts for you.

    1) BHT is an effective prophylactic against Herpes virus and likely against HIV.

    http://www.lifelinknet.com/siteResources/Products/BHT.asp

    http://drzarkov.com/delano/Articles/BHT-antiviral.html

    BHT consistantly increases the life span of laboratory mice up to 50%.

    2) The finasteride (Propacia) and dutasteride (Avodart and generics) that are used to inhibit DHT production to prevent or reverse male pattern baldness may also have a contraceptive effect. The reason is that DHT is needed for prostate enzyme production which, in turn, is used for sperm production. A reduction in DHT levels is likely to reduce prostate enzyme and, consequently reduce sperm production. In other words, these two compounds may already serve as an effective male “pill”.

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  98. Dude, you have got the funniest blog on the whole fucking net!

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  99. on September 17, 2010 at 2:14 pm Charlesz Martel

    I knew a woman who lived with a very wealthy man for something like 12 years- she got some sort of pseudo”alimony” for a couple years and a lump sum payoff. He neglected to mention his vasectomy, so she was bangin’ his brains out trying to get knocked up, never realizing he was shooting blanks! Brilliant! Last I heard, she was looking for a new sucker. BTW- my friend, who was banging her, always rinsed the condoms out himself before flushing them- didn’t believe word she said. Smart!

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  100. So someone else did the condom-flushing thing? Wow, I thought I was the only one. I’m amused to note that even receiving a bj without condom is dangerous, though I always wore them during those too! (Though that was to avoid STDs…)

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  101. […] Up the Blank Slate“, “The Problem with Women is Too Much Self-Esteem“, “Why You Should Incinerate Your Used Condoms“, “Why Sluts Make Bad Wives“, “Players Die […]

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  102. “Anyone quoting ,Athol Kay from MarriedManSexLife, that mental masturbatory rationalization of only ever knowing one woman’s tender passages ought to decide whether they’d rather learn game and spend more time here or just stay there and feed into that pathetic excuse for a wasted orgasm.”

    I’ve repeatedly said that married monogamy is simply a sexual strategy among many options.

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  103. […] Why did I write this post?  I wanted to make sure everyone saw the shit being argued against me.  It will also make a good single post to link to when needed.  What I’m trying to show is how every piece of shit used against me comes done to one idea.  I’m guilty because I’m a man and women are innocent no matter what they do to me.  I found the following image at Citizen Renegade that should completely disprove that idea. […]

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