Piss Bomb

Reader Alex wants to know if this photo bomb of a guy pissing in the background (aka ‘piss bomb’) is sufficiently alpha:

Just another HS student at the Chateau. Was strolling through the internet and found this photo which I think has the right attitude towards posing for photos with women.

only problem is he’s looking at the camera. Do you say yay or nay to pissing in a photo where your girlfriend or fb tries to strike an attention grabbing pose? I think it’s a neg, a tease, and dhv all in the same photo; it shows you don’t give a shit about who sees your johnson, in fact exposing it to the world, while putting down your girl’s attempts to grab attention by ruining her photo and turning your back to her. Simply genius in my opinion.

I agree, the piss bomb is an alpha maneuver. It’s especially demeaning to a girl who is trying to look hot for the cameraman and her pussy posse on Facebook (posse includes both girls and beta orbiters). Butr it’s only alpha in the sense that the pisser will receive high fives from his buddies. The chance of him closing the deal with this hot babe is low, unless she turned around and was impressed by his girth and urination distance. If you squint, it almost looks like she’s arching her back so that the pee splashes on her ass.

As for his looking at the camera like a goofball, I think it would have been funnier if he casually stared at the horizon with an expressionless face, but he was probably so excited to get away with this shot that he couldn’t help smiling from ear to ear. Also, I’m certain the camerman was in on it. The guy taking the shot is either the boyfriend who’s playing a prank, or a frustrated LJBF who is lashing out passive aggressively. If the cameraman and the pisser don’t know each other, then my hat’s off to that dude for managing to insert himself into that photo without tipping off the shooter. My guess is he was facing away from them so they couldn’t see his dick out, and then swiveled at just the right moment and let loose with a stream of golden goodness as the shutter clicked.

The world needs more of these piss bombs to prick the ego bubbles of the Facebook generation girls, who have had their heads grow too large from constant fawning flattery every time they post a status update or a dumb photo of themselves drinking shots with their slutty girlfriends. All hail the piss bomb man, for he will be the savior of the West.





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  1. Actual laughter

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  2. There’s “alpha” and there’s “Let’s see if a moment’s fun can get me on the sex-offender list for the rest of my life.”

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  3. I’m disappointed here. I’ve come to expect better quality when I read this blog.

    As far as the piss bomb being “alpha”, it’s ridiculous. All three of them were in on it, it was a joke. Had it been otherwise the woman would have just cropped the photo and gone on about her day, leaving this jolly retard in the background giggle about how awesome he was for causing her to spend 20 seconds on ms paint.

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  4. Most ridiculous post I’ve ever read on this blog. Seriously?

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  5. You really need to get a new wardrobe, Emperor.

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  6. Offending women by itself is not alpha.

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  7. As with the “breaking rules” thread: are you breaking rules because you’re so alpha that you can, or because you’re so o m e g a that you have nothing to lose.

    The larger point of girl pedestals being knocked down is correct.

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  8. the point is that online social media and camgirls whoring themselves out to the world for attention should be brought to an end.

    Hit on every girl that stimulates your groin. Victory for your balls. Defeat for polite society.

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  9. Not sure about pissbombs for the over 21 crowd, but agreed the facebook attention whores need to have their bubble *pricked*.

    I haven’t left a flattering comment on any girls photos or posts since shortly after I started reading this blog. I have also reduced my own posting and pic uploading by about 90%.

    You can easily spot the betas because they keep falling for that ever-present facebook beta bait.

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  10. very neat i like it sounds promising

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  11. On a kind of related note what are people’s opinions on the jump in air photos that are common, like this; http://www.123rf.com/photo_3569519_happy-teens-jump-in-air.html

    I find from experience that males who jump like the girl on the right in many photos are generally virgins in their mid 20s with about 700 female friends on facebook that have all given them the LJBF brush-off.

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  12. on May 27, 2011 at 11:43 am David Rockefeller

    piss bomb — heh. i learn something every day. do piss bombs have an upper age limit?

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  13. It’s definitely not “alpha” to engage in endless naval gazing about what is “alpha”.

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  14. Pee-boy is more alpha than Schwarzenegger.

    I don’t see Pee-boy ever going dumpster diving for the housemaid and buying her a $268,000 house to cover up a bastard.

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  15. on May 27, 2011 at 12:28 pm John Norman Howard

    If that mystery-meat micturating South Park renegade is an alpha, then I’m Darth Vader.

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  16. Total.
    Fucking.
    ALPHA

    More AlphaPoints! ™ awarded if:
    1. Pissing ON girl
    2. Not pissing but – shitting on bushes
    3. Shitting on girl

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  17. To all the greybeards complaining about this post’s lack of maturity – note that is was in reply to a high school student’s question.

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  18. on May 27, 2011 at 12:47 pm New anonymous

    First time poster.

    I like this blog even if I cannot relate to the “outer game”. However, I would love to see a CR post giving advice to homosexual and bisexual people on how to become ‘more alpha’.

    I know that CR is a heterosexual man with a high libido, and that his main concern is to explain the female psyche to other straight men, but as far as I understand, “inner game” is useful for everyone.

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  19. on May 27, 2011 at 12:49 pm Chris from Dublin

    Rule of Alpha: smile always ruins it.

    I did something similar to a hot chick friend of mine (I’m gay but I love alpha assholery). We were eating in a refectory with long tables and she was sitting beside me. During lunch, as I was talking, I lifted my ass and farted at her.

    Then I kept on eating as if nothing had happened.

    THAT’S alpha.

    She did all the usual “ewwww” shit but I stayed deadpan.

    Rule: smile kills alpha.

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  20. I’ve been enjoying reading the blog, but this is gradually turning into “how to be an Alpha Boy”, not an Alpha Man.

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  21. In other news, multi-millionaire basketball star gets down on bended knee to propose to a skanky pornstar-wannabe four years older than him who is the sloppy seconds of multiple black male celebrities:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1390730/Kim-Kardashian-engaged-Kris-Humphries.html

    I’m sure he’ll have fun from now on going to social events knowing that half the men there have stuffed all the holes in his petite wife to the gills with their mandingo cocks.

    And yes, he’s half-black. His white mom got jungle fever just like our President’s classy mom. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. I’m all for women following their tingles wherever they lead. At least in one case it led to the White House. So actually it’s role model behavior for the young girls in America.

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  22. Very funny(note how the girl is holding her sunglasses trying to look cool )..but childish. I think The Man is pulling our legs and mayhaps having a wee laugh at our expense. Sort of an alpha shit test. Lets face it,most of us are beta wanna bes!! All hail Piss man?? Methinks not!:)

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  23. I wonder if Roissy could make a single post without one of you faggots bawwwing about it. News flash: no one cares if your politics are different, or you think it’s immature, or you think it’s misogynistic, or racist, or whatever the fuck it is that you’re whining about.

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  24. Women are extroverts and she is subliminally happy that she has made her man indulge such riskiness.

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  25. Whether he is alpha or omega I cannot say, but what I was immediately struck by was his ability to dethrone the female from her lofty pedestal. Women are not special; they are just people, just like everybody else. His pissing in the background kicks her right off the pedestal and brings her back down to earth. Had she not put the flower in her hair he wouldn’t have had to do a piss bomb. The flower made it mandatory.

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  26. My nephew thinks the picture is hilarious.

    He’s 11

    I encourage everyone to post a picture like this on their Facebook or online dating profile. Very Alpha.

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  27. so kindergarten

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  28. “All hail the piss bomb man, for he will be the savior of the West.”

    Amen brother!

    (laughing from this photo almost got me a heart attack)

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  29. He looks like an idiot, still trying to impress his mates…what for

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  30. Gawd, did any of you MORONS ever stop to think that she can always crop the photo for Facebook placement?

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  31. Let’s start photoshopping him into pictures everywhere, like cigar guy:

    http://www.popfi.com/2010/10/06/cigar-guy-birth-of-a-meme/

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  32. I suggest someone start with a pic of Obama’s recent toast to the Queen.

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  33. Tinderbox

    In other news, multi-millionaire basketball star gets down on bended knee to propose to … sloppy seconds of multiple black male celebrities:

    And yes, he’s half-black. His white mom got jungle fever just like our President’s classy mom. At least in one case it led to the White House. So actually it’s role model behavior for the young girls in America.

    I’m actually starting to like you. If only you were unflinchingly crueler in your writing.

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  34. Alpha is getting her (willingly) to squat down and piss while you photograph her.

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  35. Its the goofy look that kills it for me. Its like he’s getting a smack at some bitch who hurt him. Without the look, it would be a lot better.

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  36. He’s grinning like a fucking full-blown Down’s syndrome retard. “DUURRRR! LUUUK AT MAH PEE PEE!” Put it away, little boy, nobody respects a clown. More of an omega move, I’d say.

    He looks like he gets his ass kicked. If any real alpha ever challenged this guy, he’d run like a little bitch.

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  38. The piss bomb man gets surprisingly lot of shit.

    Okay, the retarded face diminishes the value of the picture a bit. But still, there is genuine self-satisfaction on his face. Ask yourself: could you remain ice calm doing such thing? I’d kill myself even behind the camera, as I cannot stop laughing right now. Hats off also to the cameraman for not exposing to her what’s going on.

    I mean, look at the girl. A grown-up respectable female statue is what she thinks she is in all her try-hardness, screaming ” I’m sexy but serious but exciting plus whatnot”. Remember the movie Die Hard With A Vengeance where Jerymy Irons portraits the bad guy who ridicules on the FBI agent biting the earpiece of his glasses for intellectual impression? Well, here her glasses are not there by accident either and could use some of Irons’ irony too. You can see where this picture (if real, I do not know) was aiming at: FB account, to be today’s beta question/attention hunter:

    “what a sight!…and the beach too hehe”
    “geez you’re as hot as the weather”
    “where was this taken, have a great trip?”

    Enter piss bomb man and nothing’s the same.

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  39. Ask yourself: why would a real alpha give a fuck about some vapid dime-a-dozen Facebook whore one way or the other? Only frustrated LJBF-ed omega losers who have something to prove get off on this kind of infantile shit. Grow up and move on.

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  40. pick better photos/examples. this post sucks

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  41. Off-topic, but…

    NONE SHALL PASS! (the cow version)…

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  42. Good grief people! It looks like she’s simply taking a picture. At least she’s not half naked.

    Would it go on facebook, probably, but I have seen worse. I wouldn’t call this pic camwhoring or this instance has her being on a “pedestal” (unless you’re talking in general).

    It just seems like sometimes guys go to extremes to show how “ALPHA” they are at the most simplest of things.

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  44. Definitely alpha.

    Girl is trying to be a princess. Guy thinks its comical and DESTROYS her frame.

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  45. An old Wu-Tang interview that demonstrates peacocking/alpha male gesturing…the interviewer is an 8.5

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  46. Who cares if this guy is alpha. It’s totally worth doing either way.

    I’m tempted to make it a poster and give it to my sister.

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