Fat Girl Funnies

Hat tip to Gmac for tweeting a link to this hilarious fat girl meme. I laughed and laughed.

I read somewhere that the Census Bureau (or was it the CDC?) predicts that 80% of Americans will be OBESE by 2050. Imagine that. A whole country full of waddling fat asses. Where do I renounce citizenship?

I’ve always maintained that shame and ridicule are great motivators to improve oneself. Clearly this humble blog, with its symphony of sadistic mockery, isn’t doing enough to stem the tide of tubbiness. Let’s all work together to reach the masses before they reach critical mass.





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  1. Just boarded a cruise in Miami…

    More than 80% of the people between 16 and 66 are obese.

    But, hey, the buffet is free, right?

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    • I heard some where that, on average, people will gain a pound a day on a cruise. That’s disgusting. I love</i to eat, but good God.

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      • I cruise 6-8 times per year. I always drop 1-2# per cruise, but my guest gains 2-3#, always.

        I do a ton of surfing, paddleboarding and horseback riding excursions, plus I eat paleo high fat the whole time.

        Now that I’m top tier status, I can even request special cooking parameters. There’s no excuse to gain weight.

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      • 6 to 8 cruises a year. Unless your definition of “cruising” is walking the streets of Boystown looking for disaffected teenagers,thats a little hard to believe. 6 to 8 cruises a year..someone is a Big Fat Liar!!!

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    • a vacation option to avoid for sure. my family tried to organize one for all us sisters and sisters in-law.

      who needs a constant invitation to overeat? between that and the enforced intolerable ‘togetherness’, wild horses couldn’t drag me there.

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      • I do it mostly because I’m a huge fan of vitamin D in the winter, plus I get disconnected from the world for 4-6 days, plus I always meet a handful of hypergamous women on their once a year “vacation”. Also, surfing/paddleboarding is better in the Caribbean.

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  2. Is being a personal trainer/weight loss expert lucrative these days?

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  3. on November 19, 2011 at 12:38 pm Days of Broken Arrows

    This is a terrible, inaccurate post!

    She not fat. She’s big boned.

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  4. on November 19, 2011 at 12:41 pm Todd the Midget

    I love when I see fatties working out at the gym. It gives me hope.

    Although, I feel as if the necessary lifestyle changes outside the gym (diet) are too much for them. Diet and exercise for success!

    [Heartiste: Agree. My thinking is that personal trainers who work with fat girls to slim them down are doing the lord’s work.]

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    • But working out isn’t enough. Every overweight woman I know who is trying to lose weight watches portions and counts calories – but those portions and calories are all carbs and starches. They avoid protein (especially meat) like the plague. And they drink diet soda (instead of water) which just increases cravings for sweets. Is it any surprise that they can’t lose weight? The FDA food pyramid is possibly the most damaging lie ever perpetrated by our government.

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      • on November 20, 2011 at 3:15 pm Matt Strictland

        Well said.

        Until the US fixes the rot and fixes the food supply, people are going to be sick.

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      • I’ve seen it written in many places that drinking diet soda increases craving for sweets. By any chance do you have any reference for that?

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      • Not just for sweets, but food in general.
        http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2892765/

        Rat studies show that under controlled conditions with the only variable: sugar-water vs. zero-calorie artificially sweetened water, the rats in the artificially sweetened water consumed up to 30% more overall calories than the control group. Human experiments showed a similar link. Basically, it numbs your ‘full’ sensor that suppresses appetite, causing the organism to overeat and constantly have a positive energy balance (calories in > calories out).

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  5. @Heartiste
    “Where do I renounce citizenship?”

    At a US embassy (consulate might do). Note that they are
    by definition located outside the US> Surrender your passport.
    But, think very carefully before you do. You will now
    have to ask permission to re-enter the US, and in many
    ways, a person who has renounced US citizenship is
    treated worse than people who never have been
    US Citizens. For instance, it will be illegal for you to
    buy a gun in the US (even if you re-enter as an
    immigrant).

    There are a number of subtle pros and cons in doing this,
    many of which focus on the tax situation. This would require
    a long analysis. Among other things, for tax purposes,
    you will be deemed to have sold everything you own,
    as a lump sum alimony to Uncle.

    I would be willing to correspond on this subject.

    Thor

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    • There are other, less devastating ways of going about it. Many of the Xe and other company’s mercenaries are required to do it and they are able to get it back for going on leave and own land/possessions/guns in the US.

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  6. Oh heartiste you fool, 80% of the population will be obese by 2020, merely a decade away.

    I better get started on developing a fetish for lard or get my visa ready for a poverty stricken area of the world.

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  7. From my perspective in Asia, at the moment, it’s looking pretty good. No fat chicks.

    None at all.

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    • Bullshit – from what sample?
      Da Clubs?

      No shit, of course you’re less likely to find fatted youth in a nightspot but there’s plenty of pork on older Asians.

      The Fat American Meme implicitly suggesting the rest of the world are Triathletes is useless to the point of deception.

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      • Firepower, he’s right. I live in Tokyo and see probably a 98-to-2 ratio of good-looking women to fat ones. In a place where people walk everywhere and very few people have cars (and even those with cars don’t hop into them to ride two blocks to the convenience store like you’ll see in the US), people stay in shape naturally.

        This is true for all age groups and all levels of wealth. Come out here and see it for yourself. Oh, and women dress a lot better than they do it the West as well. I know several women who don’t even own a pair of pants, and wear skirts every single day. No sweatpants, no jeans, no crocs, no sandals, no classless clothing or body types. Not a myth. Not kidding.

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      • I have seen it.
        Asians are class-consciousness freaks and in their segregated “rich districts” there are plenty of fatties

        http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/english/doc/2004-10/13/content_382110.htm

        google it for christ sakes instead of buying into mindless media memes

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      • China’s a different story, dude.

        So is the Philippines and SE Asia generally.

        Though, it must be said, there’s some tasty choice bits in Vietnam.

        But Japan and Korea – fat women are basically, in every public way, nothing but garbage.

        They know it. They don’t get jobs, are drummed out of polite society, are assiduously ignored by all men all the time, and are brutally judged by other women.

        Koreans have no problem telling fat women they’re useless and ugly. IE: Don’t be fat.

        China: A totally different story. It’s a fucking continent-sized empire with 25% of the world’s population. No matter what you say, it’s true somewhere there.

        But I’ll put money on the ratio of fat women to thin ones in China also being astronomically smaller than in the US.

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      • Yeah, first you write:

        “From my perspective in Asia…No fat chicks”.

        Then, you do the bait and switcheroo to suddenly change your terms and declare “ooh but, China’s different” they don’t count. Now, they’re exempt.

        You “Asians” sure are inscrutable – especially you fast-talking nail salon proprietors.

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      • @Gorby…to say zero fat chicks in Asia is a generalization. It depends on region and country. India..woahhhhh…increasingly you see it in South Asia too: Phils and Indonesia. China…children and men are mostly cited.

        http://blogs.wsj.com/hong-kong/2011/01/10/hong-kongs-expanding-obesity-problem/

        The qualifier here is that in Asia, starting in Korea and now in China and Hong Kong are these “slimming centres”, plastic surgery and a beauty culture.

        Fat chicks in Asia get pushed aside in professional and social situations.

        Obesity in children in HK and China is becoming a major problem as parents in China are forced to adopt a one-child policy so dote on their fat little darlings with cake, egg tarts, KFC, McDonalds etc.

        The problem with women in HK is not that they’re particularly “Fat” but that they’re out of shape and lazy….they stuff their faces They get tired easily, bad skin.

        Korea, Japan the diets are better and there’s a more competitive sporting culture: golf, hiking, martial arts etc so women are more sporting and in better shape.

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      • Whichever way you slice it, Asian chicks are skinnier. Forget googling it firepower, go there for yourself and see.

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      • I clicked your link. Oh my god, “Nearly 200 million Chinese are overweight”! You know there are 1,300 million people in China, right? That means that far less than *one percent* (0.15%) are overweight.

        >google it for christ sakes instead of buying into mindless media memes

        Good advice, dickhead.

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      • on November 20, 2011 at 2:25 am John Norman Howard

        Chick math?

        2/13 = 15% (rounded… like said fatties)

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      • That’s actually 15%.

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      • I suggest you refine your math.

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      • I think 200 million would be 15-20% of the population of China. Do the math.

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      • Where did you take your math lessons? 200 is 15 % from 1300, not 0,15. Not too bad yet, but problem is that as their standard of living is increasing so is obesity.

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      • Math not your strong suit? 200 is 15% of 1300, not as you say, less than 1%. That’s the purpose of that pesky decimal point in your calculator. Mindless media memes much?

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      • You fail at elementary school math. It means 15 percent are overweight.

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      • 200 million out of 1300 million is .15. .15 is 15%.

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      • B, it’s ironic that China is the subject at hand as you demonstrate how terrible you are at math. 200/1300 comes out to 15%, not 0.15%.

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      • @B.

        You must be a product of new feel good math. 200/1300 = 1/6.5 = .1538 = 15.38%.

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      • This proves once and for all: double check your decimal point before clicking “Post Comment.” You will be corrected 10.0 times before replies get out of moderation.

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      • I live in a third-tier city in China and fatties are an exception, make no mistake. Even a “fat” Chinese girl has a mere 10-20 pounds extra. The vast majority of overweight people are men over 40.

        Anecdote: The second time I came to China in 2003, I was here for a month. Around about week two, I started getting a funny feeling something was “off”. Couldn’t put my finger on what it was. Finally, at KFC I saw a fat kid, and the light clicked on. There were no fat people here! I kept track of the number of fat people I saw the rest of my trip. The total was four.

        Flying back to America, I step off into the jetway and immediately see three fat security guards. A month in China: four. Not even five seconds in America: three. Seeing fat people everywhere is one of the very few things that still gives me culture shock when I go home for Christmas.

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      • Funny you should mention that, I had an almost exact same thing happen to me.

        This year I spent a few weeks all over China*. In the ten minutes between getting off the plane back home and before customs, I saw far more fat girls than on holiday.

        In fact, I only recall seeing one moderately fat girl in China (chubby by western standards). And that was out of a [b]fucking[/b] lot of people.

        *Tourist and local sites, saw plenty of lower and upper-middle class families.

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      • Firepower:

        You are not an alpha by any stretch of the imagination, and you don’t know what you’re talking about.

        Dan

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      • Quit embarrassing me, Grandpa Dan – you SWORE
        never to post on CH.

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      • My personal perspective is Korea. Just no fat chics. You see a couple now and then – but get overwhelmed with the insane number of hot women. Any subway in Seoul is just packed with them. Compared to the US (East Coast), the average woman here is a 7 to the US’ 5 or 4.

        And this is entirely – entirely – from not being fat.

        The white women here, let alone the black ones, are positively enormous by comparison. They go on and on and on and on about how nothing fits here and isn’t it terrible and it’s so oppressive.

        And yet – the Korean women just seem to say, Thank God I’m Not Fat.

        White women in the US are quickly becoming trash. Undateable, unfuckable, more or less ugly sacks of blubber. Average dress size in Korea is 2. There are lots of size 0’s. In HK, same deal: any woman bigger than size 4 is positively obese.

        And there are lots of tall and (mostly) buxom women here, too.

        The sheer fact of not being a fat porker makes the average 5-6 Korean an automatic 7 the moment she gets off the plane in the US and the hot Koreans sink the ship of American female beauty without much effort.

        And Kyo is right – Japan is another nest of actually fuckable women.

        No fat-promoting feminist has an excuse.

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      • i rarely get a boner for asian women

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      • Homo.

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      • The mere virtue of not being fat does not make a women a 7. It just makes me actually bother even establishing the number – and usually it’s still not a 7.

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      • It does, however, greatly improve your odds.

        100 random women in a room. 60% of them are fat. Of the 40% remaining, you’ve got the uglies, lesbians, and other unfit types to wade through before getting to the good ones. Change that 60% fat to 2% fat and suddenly you get to choose from 98% of women instead of the 40%.

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      • in order to get a girl in korea you must first beat her on starcraft

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      • My Chinese housemate is average sized by western standards (about 5’7 ~55-60 kg), yet is scared to death of going back home because her mother will nag her relentlessly about being fat.

        And don’t say for a second that food type is to blame. Whether it’s western junk food or modern Chinese diet (which if you lived with any, you’d know it’s complete shit). Heartiste is right on the money where he says it’s all thanks to the cultural shame.

        You will see increased obesity in Asia not because of the introduction of western food, but adoption of western attitudes.

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    • on November 19, 2011 at 5:28 pm John Norman Howard

      The trouble is… they’re all Orientals.

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    • I live Downunder and travel around Asia for business.

      There are fat Asian chicks, Phillipinos and Malays in particular seem to plump up quite well.

      Viets and Japanese don’t seem to be able to go beyond chubby, I am sure there are Japanese whales out there [he he] I just never seem to see many.

      When people talk about China you have to realise just how giant places like China and India are, and with much younger populations and more young chicks. The variation can be HUGE.

      In India you get the full variety, a million and a half different ethnic groups living alongside each other for a couple thousand years will do that.

      The Big bonus for pale-skins like myself is that skin-status in India and much of SE Asia is astounding. I have seen women look through men with darker skin than them and worship someone similar only a few shades lighter.

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      • this is definately true. Malay and Filipinas can be plump.

        Japanense and Korean are almost alway skinny.

        China is in between, but almost all women here are thinner than in the US

        Viet and Thai girls tend to be very small statured and skinny.

        The US is full of heavy people, any way you slice it.

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  8. Fat disgusts me.

    I just don’t understand how people can go through life as round little pigs. You would think slimming down would be priority number one for them but most are content with the folds.

    I can understand an old lady with dry walls letting herself go. But an 18-25 year old girl who is overweight is ruining the prime of her life to worship the Ho Hos.

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    • amen dan. preach brother preace.

      the reason why its not priority number one is that the media tells them its OK to be fat, and they call skinny girls anorexic. skinny girls get as much if not more teasing than plump girls in grade school.

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  9. Interesting article.

    http://www.nytimes.com/2011/10/27/health/biological-changes-thwart-weight-loss-efforts-study-finds.html?_r=3&partner=rss&emc=rss

    I am not attempting to excuse fat people. But unless the USDA gives up its low fat push, I think we are going to see more and more fat people. Eating protein and high fat keeps one satiated, there is very little hunger once you adjust to eating this way. Therefore it is incredibly easy to consume fewer calories and lose the weight. No one has done the research yet, but I wonder is the hormonal changes seen in this article would happen on a high protein, high fat, low carb diet.

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    • The diet involved in this study is insane: “very low calorie regimen of 500 to 550 calories a day” – nobody advocates that anymore.

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    • One of the bigger red pills I took in my life was when I read up on carbs. The US dietary guidelines and the no-fat recommendations have been poisoning the US for decades.

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      • I just never bought into their bullshit. I tried to look at real science, (fat = lube for brain), history (what was eaten in past times), & the feral goobermint’s motivations.

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    • yup, i’ve been on atkins for some months now and my weight loss, while slower than i’d like, has been steady and fairly painless. i can’t recommend it enough, as it’s been more reliable than any regimen i’ve ever tried. low carb is the way to go.

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      • Check out Primal Blueprint by Mark Sisson. It’s a lot better and actually more fun to live with than Atkins diet. Marksdailyapple.com

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      • From your link:
        “Can we all just agree that iceberg lettuce is just a handy wrapping agent – for real food?”

        Nailed it. LOL. At least I have an option at work in the lobby restaurant with the all you can eat salad bar. Iceberg or fresh spinach. Then of course, the ham, bacon, mushrooms, black olives, tomatoes, eggs, & cheese. LOL

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    • Blaming the government is a cop out. Personal responsibility reigns king.

      Feel yourself getting fat? Record your diet for a month. Substitute fresh for processed, and all the weight will come off.

      Has anyone seen someone get fat on carrots? Someone getting fat on bananas? Someone getting fat eating lean meats? Of course not, but people don’t like to work and actually cook real foods. It’s easier to take something out of a box or through a window than it is to put real work in.

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  10. My thinking is that personal trainers who work with fat girls to slim them down are doing the lord’s work.]

    Alas, slim-down rates for fatties approaches zero. They are a lost cause. Also — and for this they ought to be treated like war criminals — fat women fatten up their daughters from infancy on.

    The real heros are trainers who work with young at-risk girls: thin, but hints of big-thigh harken.

    [Heartiste: I know a saintly (stupid?) woman who does work with “at-risk” pre-teen girls in the ghetto. Many of these girls are slim at ages 9, 10, 11, but they are surrounded by porkulus monsters who must be horrible role models for them. I’ve heard stories that would make your hair stand on end, (but probably not surprise you), like fat momma jammas lounging on sofas all day eating cheezy poofs and watching soaps who have kids from so many different fathers they don’t know which dad sired whom, older thug brothers who have restraining orders put out on them *by their own family members*, and of course the usual assortment of drive-bys, muggings, bullets through the windows at night etc.
    If this woman can reach these pre-teens before they bloat up and set them on a path to maintaining attractive body weight, god bless her. But I would have to say she has embarked on a sisyphean task.]

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    • Lolzz, by “young at-risk girls” I meant white teenage chicks I see at my gym: they are mostly thin, but rather than having those slim legs like a hot girl, they’re pushing maximum density at the assular-hipular area. For them, htere is still some hope.

      [Heartiste: Yeah, there’s at-risk, and then there’s “neck deep in risk offal”. The woman I was referring to is taking adventures into the world described by the latter category.]

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    • What about the guys who’re inseminating these hippos? They need to see the light; don’t reward obesity with your sperm.

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  11. on November 19, 2011 at 1:35 pm Ministry of Public Enlightenment and Propaganda, D.R.G.

    It’s not enough to shame the hogs; you must also shame the undignified men that bump and grind them in the clubs and associate with them in general.

    Shame the hog and it (they don’t deserve “she” status) will think you’re a jerk and doubtlessly console herself with a pizza. Shame the man and he’ll feel embarrassed and hopefully cease his shameful, hog ego-boosting behavior.

    The Domesticated American Hog exists in plentiful numbers became the American man has provided it with a hospitable environment.

    [Heartiste: It’s a vicious feedback loop. Fewer hotties, more desperate men willing to stick their undernourished dicks in fatties —> more fatties with entitlement complexes who won’t bother to lose weight.
    of course, the welcome flaw in the algorithm is the reluctance of any of these dumpster diving men to commit to these fatties for anything longer than a five second rut.]

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  12. That woman is so fat, she has smaller fat women orbiting her.

    Whan you see a fattie’s tits enter a room, she’ll be in any minute now.

    How do fatties wipe? they don’t.

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  13. The actual prediction is a little over 40% by 2050. But, when compared to places like central Europe where almost all chicks are skinny, it may as well seem like the doubled 80%.

    [Heartiste: I believe that 40% is for the clinically obese category. The overweight+ category will reach 80%.]

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  14. A few weeks back I saw a fat chick on one of those bikes at the gym… Bag of chips in one hand, liter bottle of sweetened ice tea in the other. All hope is lost.

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    • Those two articles are retarded. Exercise and diet are both needed. Go look on mark sisson’s or robb wolf’s websites, look for testimonials. Paleo diet/lifestyle works for about 95+% of those who can commit to it. I.e. stop stuffing their faces with sugar, and actually move their asses with conviction a couple or three times a week.

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      • Not just testimonials, but established scientific fact.

        Those articles are ridiculous examples of pseudo-science. tl;dr version, the assumption that the benefits of exercise cease as soon as one stops exercising is, to put it nicely, fucking stupid.

        This includes the effect of weightloss.

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    • Exercise = makes you feel good, enables high levels of physical activity, and gives you a physique (once the fat is reduced), but sadly of little to no value for weight loss unless you can train 6-8 hrs per day.

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  15. Hey, you guys should join in on this:

    No Fat Chicks Movement

    And then every time you see an overweight woman in public, ask her when she’s due.

    Maybe if enough of us start doing this, the fat people will start jogging. Or offing themselves. Either way, its a win.

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    • Its true: many, if not a majority of fatties are also promiscuous, including the real gastropods among them (*somebody* is going at them).

      Some of them [shudder] even convince some pour soul of a man to MARRY them.

      Let the shaming commence! Where do I sign up, Alpha?

      [Heartiste: Fatties are generally sluttier than thin women because they have to offer more to get less attention from men. But I have read studies (I believe it was a french study) purporting to show that fatties actually have less sex than cute girls because they simply can’t find enough dumpster diving men willing to sink into their folds. As for marriage, let’s just say that the fatties have to settle for losers they normally wouldn’t otherwise if they were thin.]

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  16. My patronus is a cake. Winner. “Remember, Monica, it’s food…not love.”

    [Heartiste: My favorite was “Like my new dress? It’s cyan and magenta”.]

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    • “It’s food, not love.” I’ve read that some of our earliest associations of love and security– from infancy– are connected to food. While I suspect so many young women are obese due to sloth and poor eating habits, I wonder how many of them are feeling just plain unloved, pining away for a strong, loving man to make her feel secure, and allow her to put down the burdens of unrestricted female freedom. Hence, they overeat in order to feel loved.

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    • *cyan and magenta*
      I was like, what…until I saw the visual gag.

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    • “I’m curvy”

      “Curves time and space”

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  17. Is it even worth the effort any more? Your work on this blog is commendable and I would say that it always has a place, but changing the culture is far beyond us. I’m from the UK and I’ve been to the US to know that the mentality of women in both countries is very similar. The number of quality women is dwindling so much that it’s no longer enough to just have good game, because the women worth gaming don’t even exist here. I’m moving to Singapore within the year.

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  18. She’s “curvy” you guys.

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  19. Fatness is a recent thing. Look at old photos even from the 1960’s, women were not fat. Because they and everyone else walked pretty much everywhere. We cannot do that now, because failure to enforce laws against NAMs pretty much requires cars to enable White Flight. If you walk everywhere, you burn calories, and that’s a critical part of the equation. The model of gym-burning calories just does not work for most people.

    The other is cooking. If you can cook, and eat mostly vegetables and lean meats (chicken and fish) ala the Japanese and Koreans, you not only save money but reduce fat-enhancing calories. Alas most people men and women don’t know much about cooking or shopping. So they go for canned, fast, frozen foods instead of cooking. Lack of cooking and walking accounts for about 65% at least of fatness.

    [Heartiste: It seems the science is converging with common sense and the causes of mass obesity are becoming clearer. In short, they are:
    – lack of mobility/walkability driven by exodus to the far-flung suburbs, strip malls and cubicle farms
    – access to cheap carbs and sugars driving insulin resistance and fat storage
    – plain old overeating
    – disincentives to please the opposite sex
    Solving these problems on a societal scale won’t be possible until a few cherished shibboleths about human nature are finally put to rest. The solution is only possible on an individual scale now, among smart people who can see the source of the problem and have the willpower to do something about it for themselves.]

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    • Yes, today’s processed foods are a killer for the waistline. Remember when Mom used to do all the cooking? The family was a lot trimmer (never mind the fact that there actually *were* intact families once upon a time).

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      • We are getting too much Fluoride through processed food as well as it is also being used as a delivery system in various medications. Fluoride was at one time used as a thyroid lowering medication by replacing Iodine.a quick look at the Periodic table shows Fluoride at the top of the Halogens column,
        Replacing everything below it in chemical mechanisms.it also blocks many enzyme lock and key mechanisms in the body. A google search will show Fluorides potential role in causing obesity.

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      • Whoa I did not know that flouride blocked thyroid. That is most water, prozac (most chicks are on this now or will be), Its hard to get rid of it in water though without distilling or reverse osmosis.

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    • Fatness is FAR more connected to our artificial illumination than you dare imagine.

      It’s the massive expansion of CFL’s that are driving this pandemic — and it is VERY noteworthy that those societies using the most CFLs are the most heavy.

      WHY?

      The light spectrum has profound influences on our Hormones. Melatonin, in particular, is massively repressed under the influence of CFL light.

      This was fulsomely portrayed in Joe vs the Volcano. At the start everyone is going batty under the harsh cave lighting.

      Taking my own advice I’ve reconstructed my habits to include MUCH more outdoor living/ activity. Like magic I’ve dropped thirty pounds — with NO other adjustments in my habits.

      Elevated melatonin crashes artificial hunger.

      —-

      In contrast — playing WoW at all hours = mega-belly.

      Electronic games = the end of procreation.

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    • I agree about the unruly NAM’s making walking difficult if not impossible. I don’t walk anywhere in my neighborhood anymore, either, for that reason, and I used to love to walk. Celebrate Diversity!

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    • ‘access to cheap carbs and sugars driving insulin resistance and fat storage’

      that’s the biggie. for example it was unheard of 50 years ago to sell 20 oz cokes. in the fifties a less than 8 oz soda was considered a treat. once chronic insulin resistance is in place, maintaining a low cal diet becomes very difficult if not ineffective. worse if you need to take insulin i. e. seriously diabetic.

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    • Yep, agreed. Walking and other forms of NET. Stand instead of sit. Do your own yard work, laundry, car washing and all the other things that you let machines do for you now (these make up 16-18 hrs of the day).

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    • It’s more complicated than that.

      I could send you a box of vials. Take one per day, and you would become a heffer. They’d basically kill your energy and your drive, by altering your neurological system, and your metabolism. Once you felt out of energy, you’d be out of energy. Once you were out of energy, regardless of how much you ate, everyting you ate would get stored as fat.

      Evidence would indicate that I could also infect you (contaminating your food), with a class of bacteria which would colonize your GI Tract. It would produce something from the food you eat which would leach into your blood, and do the same thing, likely through inflammatory pathways.

      Social actions will not alter an infectious agent, if the current trends in research are correct..

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    • Respectfully disagree on the suburbs point.

      The single driving factor of obesity is that thanks to feminism women are not forced against their will from a young age to learn how to cook. This causes them to eat restaurant/processed food and feed it to their children, who then grow up fat and repeat the cycle.

      Driving and suburbs are irrelevant. National Health care is irrelevant. The existence of fast food/junk food/whatever you want to call it is irrelevant.

      If these factors were the case, Canada would be the world’s second fattest developed country after the US, since it has american style suburbs and plenty of fast foods (they invented Poutine), but have nationalized healtcare. But they are not – their obesity rate is comparable to many continental northern european countries (keep in mind it varies enormously by city – Montreal everyone is thin, Toronto there are some fatties, while Ottawa seems to want to challenge the USA). The UK is the second fattest, with suburbs that do not resemble American at all and they have nationalized health care.

      Which developed countries have the lowest obesity rate? France and Italy. Where young girls are still forced agains their will to learn how to cook. How do they get away with this? Because boys are expected to do the same. Cooking is integral to their culture. You simply are not French or Italian if you don’t know how to cook. It’s like being Columbian or Venezuelan and not knowing how to dance. Feminists can’t scream sexism in this case.

      Admittedly, while Madeileine will cook for her future children, her brother Pierre will cook to bed her BFF exchange student friend Jen from Chicago.

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  20. Heartiste: I know a saintly (stupid?) woman who does work with “at-risk” pre-teen girls in the ghetto. Many of these girls are slim at ages 9, 10, 11

    Trim black girls 16 and above is some of the most deliciously fuckable ass of all time.

    Problem is, ALL the ghetto bucks think so also and knock them up at around age 14. By 19 they each have five pickaninnies.

    When females are impregnated at an early age (repeatedly) it is THEY who transform into fat hoes eating for free of the taxpayer. On, to spawn another generation of lil’ future babymommas fit for Jerry Springer. I once saw a study that confirmed it, but…oh noes it was deemed too Un-PC by the Solcialwelfarensturmbanfuehrers.

    When a female is a great-grandmother at age 45 – well, that’s as predictable as my mind-reading skillz predicting the saintly-stupid woman is…I see it now…white.

    [Heartiste: Your clairvoyance is duly noted.]

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  21. I know it’s preaching to the choir, but it wouldn’t even take serious exercising, just a change of diet, to make all the difference in the world for these American hogs. Once you get over the withdrawals to grain, paleo is an easy way to live.

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    • Agreed. There really is no excuse nowadays for being fat, not with the countless websites and books devoted to paleo/primal diets that explicitly detail how to find and prepare healthy foods and meals. What the fatties lack is sufficient public shaming to get them motivated. If society keeps indulging them in artificially raised self-esteem, they’ll continue to whale up.

      I talk about that on my blog today.

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      • ‘What the fatties lack is sufficient public shaming to get them motivated’

        ignorance is more like it. the low-fat usda recommendations are leading even the most motivated astray.

        ‘shaming’–dream on. we don’t insult total strangers in this country. you’ll just look like a rude lout to anyone witnessing. the target will only do their best to forget you exist.

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  22. Everyone with a BMI higher than their ACT score should be sterilized.

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  23. I just purchased the domain: http://www.godhatesfatpeople.com

    Let the shaming begin!

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  24. Study is here: http://www.nature.com/oby/journal/v16/n10/full/oby2008351a.html
    “The increase (percentage points) in obesity and overweight in adults was faster than in children (0.77 vs. 0.46–0.49), and in women than in men (0.91 vs. 0.65). If these trends continue, by 2030, 86.3% adults will be overweight or obese; and 51.1%, obese. Black women (96.9%) and Mexican-American men (91.1%) would be the most affected. By 2048, all American adults would become overweight or obese, while black women will reach that state by 2034.”

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  25. And the number of girls online with “I am chubby but I don’t care” mentality it’s simply miind numbing.

    Even yesterday (or the dya before) I was reading about a woman who declares that she has “meaty” legs but doesn’t seem to think too much about it.

    Oh, and she’s not american. She’s freaking portuguese! Just goes to show that the worse from amercan culture maybe infiltrating other nations.

    Someone mentioned above that euro-girls are usually slim. Well, yeah, but for how long?

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  26. As long as fat women can get laid, don’t bet on any real change. Fat guys though don’t have the same luxury in most cases and a big reason why I slimmed down. Over 80 pounds to be exact.

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  27. Here in Texas, people are stunningly overweight. I have a body mass index of 20 and I would estimate that less than 5% of this state has a body mass in this range. Needless to say it has made the pool of slender women very small. Based on my observation close to 80% of women here are overweight and about a third are morbidly obese. I once walked into a grocery store and noticed that almost every single woman in the store was grotesqely obese. I’m not talking, 15lbs overweight, I’m talking like hippo size.

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    • 25 years ago, this would not have been the case. Texas used to have some incredibly hot women and they were common too.

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    • The same collapse in values that unleashed hypergamy unleashed the plauge fo hippos… ‘gina tingle, twinkie attack it’s all the same… selfish gluttony, self-indulgence, feeling good, screw consequences tomorrow when you can get your jollies today! (Ain’t that right, girls?)

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  28. I think people who have eating disorders are often depressed or have chronic anxiety … they don’t overeat just because it’s fun. (but their lack of values might contribute). don’t really know why you guys are so angry because of these poor girls … most of them don’t think they are hot … it’s pretty clear to 90% of people (man and women) that fatness is very unhealthy and not sexy at all. Look around a bit. You’ll notice that most girls who are overweight feel very bad about themselves.

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    • Actually, Maya, I have found that a good number of substantially overweight women are loud, brusque, and generally pleased with themselves (outwardly). Many just like to eat a lot of bad food and dislike physical activity. If they truly feel badly and are diligently working to change themselves, that is great!

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    • on November 20, 2011 at 2:32 am John Norman Howard

      To the contrary, I’ve noticed most women, though obese, have an exceptionally inflated sense of self-esteem.

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    • Maya, Europe is not this bad. This has become a huge problem in the Anglosphere. America is not alone here at all, I’m sorry to day. When I was a teenager, that girl would likely have been slim and in good health and popular with the boys too.

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  29. Eating hits the pleasure center of the brain, and pretty much is an addiction in these cases. It took a severe shock to my system to get me thin again, it simply isn’t something I’d have done for myself on my own.

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    • on November 20, 2011 at 11:50 am Todd the Midget

      @Anon I’m curious what this system shock was. I would like to apply a few shocks of my own.

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      • It was food poisoning, I live in a sanctuary city. Believe me when I say that that is not worth it. You’ve got to stop eating all the things that you like eating however.

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  30. Fat girls give amazing blow-jobs.

    I’m just sayin’.

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  31. Fat chicks are not completely worthless if they have no gag reflex and they fully understand the meaning of the path they have chosen.
    I love, actually, real life pigs, especially the feral kind.. They are incredibly smart. They are very loyal to their masters and quickly intuit their masters needs. And so they will cheerfully eat whatever you feed them; especially if it is filled with fat and is a problem for their master. Give them a fat-girl problem and they will disappear it for you in about 12 minutes.

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  32. The one thing that makes men tolerate women, their looks, is being destroyed on a planetary scale. There are still a few bastions of skinny around, but they to will fall to the fat Juggernaught.

    My own sister is one such creature, at one point a fat embarrassing whale, who used to criticize our mother because she was “too skinny”.

    This is what it’s all about, normalizing fat women’s own weakness by attacking normal women. In their mind if every woman is fat, then no woman is fat.

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    • After I read GCBC, I took 4 inches off my waist – 40 down to 36; my own mother – who has always been fat – expressed that she was “worried about” me because I was “too skinny”. And I’m a man.

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  33. Thor – “Among other things, for tax purposes, you will be deemed to have sold everything you own, as a lump sum alimony to Uncle.”

    In other words, the U.S. government treats us as subjects and not freemen.

    Is it just me, or is it time for a second revolution or for one of the better states to secede?

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  34. the young fat girl in the pics above brings to mind the perfect candidate for ‘the biggest loser’. that is, one who would clearly be pretty with a very significant weight loss- an ugly duckling’s metamorphosis into a swan, an emersonian ambition realized. all americans can swoon over it. it’s unimaginable the program could be broadcast anywhere but here.

    sometimes i watch the show and root for the contestants. this especially when they are humanized and allowed to show their personalities (another selection criteria or the audience would get bored). other times i want to throw a brick thru the screen because they are being humiliated and punished for their condition (julian putting her foot on the back of a fat guy trying to do push-ups). why don’t the contestants rebel, since they do have some agency? they’re desperate and are brainwashed like the rest of us that they’re undeserving. but they also believe in that very american ideal of self-improvement.

    more power to them.

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  35. on November 20, 2011 at 2:28 am John Norman Howard

    Sparks should not fly from one’s knife and fork, ladies.

    /gracefully and grandly…. gracefully and grandly…

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  36. By then we’ll all either by cyborgs or living in a simulated environment so it doesn’t matter.

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  37. “I read somewhere that the Census Bureau (or was it the CDC?) predicts that 80% of Americans will be OBESE by 2050.”

    Betcha we’ll know how to turn off the fat insulin receptor gene by 2030.

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  38. […] Oh hell yeah. Published: November 20, 2011 Leave a Comment Name: Required […]

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  39. Another reason for all the fat is all these psych meds. I haven’ been in very good shape since I started taking these drugs. You constantly crave food, and you become lethargic, not burning the calories you once did. Of course they do help people with really bad mental problems, but I bet you would see a slight change in the national obesity rates if everyone who is “sad” got off these drugs.

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    • yes, doctors are giving out prozac type pills like they’re candy. even worse are anti-psychotics like abilify that are prescribed to the depressed. patients seem to balloon overnight, even ones not prone to fat.. now they have something else to be miserable about

      europeans don’t take so many meds (plus they smoke more, but that’s another story.

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      • I was almost down to 200 lbs for the first time in a while a few years back. I then developed dystonia in my neck from a drug I was taking prescribed by shrink. Well another worthless shrink comes along and prescribes me clozaril for my dystonia. Clozaril is notorious for causing weight gain, and I end up gaining 100 lbs in about 6 months, and it does nothing for my dystonia.

        I really wish the field of psychiatry would just go away. For the few people they help there are thousands upon thousands they either do nothing for or end up causing more harm with their reckless use of prescreption pad.

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      • http://www.marksdailyapple.com/

        I’m convinced that many of today’s psychological and biological problems stem from complex carbs. We were not designed to eat the shit we have manufactured.

        Game Theory is about returning to the proper interaction between genders. Going Primal (that website) is about returning to a proper fuel source for our bodies.

        Read through that site, there are tons of success stories, some of which speak of neurological and physical disorders being cured. I know ketogenic diets help with the spasms of epileptics. My own “ADHD” ebbs and flows with my carb intake. Maybe a primal diet will help your disorder.

        Because blaming medication without trying alternatives is the refuge of disgusting fat women married to gutless betas who can’t come to grips with their own problems in life, and who blame low libidos and bulging waistlines on immutable disorders some quack justifying their grad school expense scribbles on a sheet of paper. Alpha is about control. Go control your body. Then control bitches.

        Good luck man.

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      • I’m trying to get control. I was at about 300 lbs, but am now down to about 220. I still don’t feel my best, but I’m doing a better job of not letting shrinks control my life, and am starting to feel a little better about myself.

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      • “The cornerstone of effective diets for overcoming depression is to stop living a low-fat lifestyle. A study performed at the Centre for Human Nutrition, located at the University of Sheffield, in the United Kingdom, has found a link between negative-mood alterations and consumption of a low-fat diet. Participants on a low-fat diet were more likely to feel angry, hostile, tense, or anxious when compared with a group consuming a higher-fat diet. Thus, ensuring health and adequate fat intake is one key that can help to stave off depressive episodes.”

        http://www.ehow.com/way_5314396_diets-depression.html

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  40. Oh Lord please help us, please help us………This is more depressing that the America’s and EZ’s debt crisis. Obesity and austerity. It’s gonna be a war for twinkies cuz “some” will be suffering from high fructose corn shit syrup withdrawal.

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  41. Fucking Mooooo!

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  42. on November 20, 2011 at 10:25 am MSM advocates bad game

    Somewhere there is a maxim or at least a statement about not taking advice about dating from women. Here’s a prime example of the bad advice women give to men about dating:

    http://yahoo.match.com/y/article.aspx?articleid=12765&TrackingID=526103&BannerID=901657

    Two things immediately jumped out at me: 1) she advocates bad game and 2) notice at the very bottom, she wrote a book about how women should settle.

    Let the betting begin on how many times the writer of that article has been pumped and dumped. . .

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  43. This obesity epidemic is a byproduct of sedentary lifestyles everywhere in the developed world. I see a huge difference starting from how children play. Children don’t play outside anymore. In some jurisdictions you’re inviting scrutiny from CPS if childrens’ play isn’t closely scrutinized. Children used to play outside constantly when weather permitted but it seems to have become rare outside of rural areas of the country. That alone kept kids thin and set the stage for their future. Once they’re fat askids, its much tougher to get things right later on. I see 3-4 times the number of chubby kids today compared to my own childhood. Chubby kids I saw 10 years ago are the fat girls of today. Men are fatter too. Look at Britney Spears’ husband. In the 80s, you would never have seen a celebrity couple as fat as those two. Her husband is by far the greater sinner in this regard. We also have deemphasized PE in school. That alone made sure everyone got some exercise during the day, whether you were a jock or not. This plus the amazing variety of fast food joints and prefab food are the roots of the problem. We are in essence allowing the bad traits of the underclasses to become the norm. Daniel Amneus’s Garbage Generation predicts exactly that from a matriarchy. Great book and available for free on the Internet.

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  44. I just read Roosh’s “I Have Standards Post” where he shames men who use that excuse when they go out. Problem is when there are only fatties rolling around in the mud at the local watering hole I’m not gonna approach them and blow up their already entitled egos even more. I think this is the only appropriate time to use this excuse.

    [Heartiste: I read the post. I think Roosh’s point is that a lot of guys use the “i have standards” excuse to cover for their lack of game and/or effort. It’s similar to the “she’s got pointy elbows, wouldn’t bang” internet nerd phenomenon, aka sour grapes.
    But your point is well-taken. As men get better with women, their standards naturally go up; they expect more from women and from themselves. A roomful of fatties may as well be an empty room to a guy who is used to banging slender 6s and 7s. There’s no way a big old fattie will turn most men on no matter how long a dry spell they are suffering. Only the horniest, most indiscriminate losers with zero game ever deign to make a habit of dumping a fuck in fatties. And it’s usually never for more than a night with each fattie.]

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    • Had an old friend of mine (bodybuilder) who used to do this when we went out. We would pay the cover, walk into a club, and look around for a few minutes, If nothing looked good, he would loudly tell me (often to the dismay of the fatties within earshot) that there was “no talent” and we would “pull the ripcord” to eject. Yes, that sounds like a waste of money, but time on a Saturday night is far more valuable than the $10-$20 cover for a place that ought to have had some talent.

      Moral of the story – You can use the line “I have standards” if you look like you do.

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  45. Haha…Heartiste, did you write this one?

    http://memegenerator.net/instance/10073483

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  46. Perhaps women will stop being so large as if though this is the only country that has food once men stop enabling it by withdrawing attention. But that will never happen seeing as too many betas and omegas go by, “a nut is a nut.”

    Woe.

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  47. Felonious Munk put up a pretty good video about that.

    He refers to it as “thrist”.

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  48. THIS is what America needs. A fine for being fat.

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  49. I agree that guys nutting on fatties only encourages their fatness.

    However, fat chicks can be great game training-wheels.

    I say only nail fatties if you are a game novice and need to play in the little-leagues to build up skills. Shun them otherwise.

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    • I’m a little concerned that your game-skill-up progression reminds me so much of video games.

      Not to mention that it might be damaging to be seen with a training-whale in public? How many potential advanced-level marks will devalue you, seeing you playing Ahab with Moby?

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  50. Forget the obesity, the majority of Americans will be Mexicans in 2050. The upshot is that the now-waddling Latin Kings and Crips and Bloods will be easier to outrun.

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  51. @greyghost.

    That is fukin epic! Look at the faces of the poor dudes in the lower right who realize they’re about to get crushed.

    I’d like to see the final frame – hopefully where they dispersed and let her yogurt smear the dirt.

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  52. There is a software that adjust the lighting on the monitor. This helps with problem created from the blue light which tricks the body that its still daytime. This effects the hormones and contributes to obesity.

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  53. I read somewhere … that 80% of Americans will be OBESE by 2050… Where do I renounce citizenship?

    No one here’s gonna be alive in 2050, maestro; I suggest a tontine.

    (I’ve always wanted to use that word on the webiverse – it’ll get the dictionary/thesaurus crowd in a lather)

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  54. I fail to see the point of making fun of fat people. They’re already losers on the dating market, and know it perfectly well; and if they thought it worthwhile to diet and/or exercise, they’d already be doing so.

    Besides, at least fat women are somewhat less likely than beauties to have the attitude that they’re God’s gift to mankind and we should be on our knees before them. It’s not a complete turnaround, but it’s a start.

    [Heartiste: The point of making fun of fat people is so that their torment serves as an example for other women who might be on the precipice of bloating up. Plus, it’s fun!]

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  55. on November 26, 2011 at 4:04 pm theo the kraut

    eerily related: the Berlin beta blocker shocker

    German weekly Der Spiegel reports* of a mother, 40 years old, weighing 240 kilo, native of East-Berlin, giving birth to the family’s 14th child. (quite overweight with 6 kilos) The father, Lebanon-born Mohamed Yaghi explains that his new son’s name, Jihad, isn’t related to holy war–it’s about fulfilling one’s obligations toward Allah. The article’s titled: Bundle of Joy

    Merry Christmas

    * (Google translation)

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  56. We’ll call this the Chateau Heartiste® Theory of Circumcision and Civilizational Progress™.

    absolutely grand.
    word power and amalgam assembling of all theories.

    counterargument circumciscion makes them cum easier.

    zero-sum, if love trumps euphoria.

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