Pictogram Text Game, Trending

When words fail you (or you’re too indifferent to the outcome to bother formulating a sentence fragment), you can’t go wrong with pictogram (aka emoji) game. A reader sent along screenshots of his pictogram game.

Her contribution: Eighty words, four smilies.

His contribution: “Good.” “Ok.” A funny fat birthday cat.

That, my friends, is what it looks like when a woman is chasing an alpha male’s approval. I suspect that birthday cat will get a lot of CH readers laid in the cumming months.

As the pictogram sender above noted, the girl tried to pull a “take-away” on him at the end, but it’s obvious her threat was empty. When a girl is really through with you, she stops talking. When a girl is still into you, she pretends to be through with you in twenty words or more.

PS Some readers have complained about what they perceive is an excessive focus on text game. Folks, I don’t make the mating market, I just live in it. Face-to-face courtship has ceded ground to the smartphone seductress. If Romeo were alive today, he’d be staring at his phone under Juliet’s balcony, furiously texting her romantic odes as she watched them arrive on her phone from up above him. If you think we’ve lost something human in the transition, just wait until you get a load what the future has in store…





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  1. She’s fat. If she were an 8 (as I require to even acknowledge her existence) it doesn’t work this way.

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    • I have dry spells, but I play in the big leagues. Home runs and strikeouts only. No HB8 (none) texts like the girl in that screen shot. NONE. If one goes after only 8s and 9s, that desperate fatty never even has your number.

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      • on December 24, 2013 at 9:26 am Life at Calhoun's Lake

        ” No HB8 (none) texts like the girl in that screen shot.”

        ?

        My friend, you haven’t seen enough wild hamsters.

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      • You’re making a big assumption. I’ve banged a girl who appeared in Playboy who’s acted way more obsessively.

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      • She was BPD then?

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      • No. Sweet chick, just a little emotionally immature and insecure. Nice girl though.

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      • There is definitely a genetic component to BPD*, and some of it is probably learned [and passed down through the generations, as learned behavior] within the family.

        Yet I can’t help but wonder whether the non-stop 24×7 poison which the Frankfurt School has been shoving down our children’s throats is now [as intended] finally pushing our greater societal mental health to the breaking point.

        You cannot watch more than five minutes of any piece of Frankfurt School propaganda – Sesame Street or the Disney Channels or the Barbie Movies or whatever – and not immediately [or at least within the aforementioned five minutes] realize that the Frankfurt School is inculcating our little girls in aberrant psychological conditioning from the moment that those little girls are first plopped down in front of a television set.

        And it all seems to be accelerating very suddenly now, lurching towards the edge of the civilizational cliff – in my personal life**, I have never witnessed so much dark hateful ugliness at Christmastime as I have encountered this year – it’s as though The Left collectively senses that the shackles of morality have been removed from their appendages once and for all, and that they are now free, at the drop of a hat, to visit their venom and their hatred and their nihilism upon anyone and everyone within shouting distance.

        *Christmas thanks to Heartiste for introducing me to the concept of BPD:

        https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2012/02/01/the-evisceration-of-penelope-trunk/

        **Among many other nasty episodes recently, I had an extremely ugly – borderline [no pun intended] lethal – encounter with a hipster chick walking a pitbull, just the other day.

        Many more Christmas thanks to Heartiste for having warned me about the phenomenon of hipster chicks with pitbulls:

        https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2013/02/10/pasty-spotted-ass-chipmunk-cheeked-herbling-swpls-and-pitbulls/

        And Merry Christmas to all!!!

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      • on December 27, 2013 at 4:48 am Hugh G. Rection

        I think more often than not, BPD is used as an excuse for rotten behavior more than a medically sound diagnosis. It’s like all the people who suddenly have Aspergers these days.

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      • Dry spells = shooting above your league
        If you can pull 6s with ease then that is your general league.

        The guys that pull “big league” women with ease are playing in their own league

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      • Agreed. And shooting above your league is symptomatic of a delusional reality. “I only score 8s”, “only fat girls send texts like that.”…all attempts at denial because reality is too painful. Just my read.

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      • What?? All you need is one, one that you want to keep. And you’re advising guys not to “play out of their league” because there will be some strikeouts?

        You should be muzzled for malpractice. Or you’re a 6 who is trying to get more attention.

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      • Not advising anything.

        It’s simple reality. If one keeps shooting for a certain caliber of women and after prolonged time and effort remains unsuccessful he is shooting above his league. That simple.

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    • Yeah you are right ,she is way too desperate.

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    • on December 24, 2013 at 10:00 am Great Books For Men GreatBooksForMen GBFM (TM) GB4M (TM) GR8BOOKS4MEN (TM) lzozozozozlzo (TM)

      zlozozozozol

      3 EZ STEPZ: How 2 Handle FLakesz and Flakey Flakerz in da ERA of da TEXT MESSAGE attention whorez zlzlzozozz

      dis is from hearteites blog on FLAKEY FLAKE ERA WE LIVEZ IN where everyone flakes zlzozozoozoz while da gbfm sits at home and waits for da chcix who cflaked flaked on your asssss lzozozzolzolzol:::

      https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2012/10/29/the-age-of-flakes/#comment-38162

      how 2 counter da flakey flakesz in THREE EZ STEPZ

      1. 9 PM: da gbfm sends out a mass text 2 all my ladies:

      “lotsa cocksa 4 u lzozlzlz.”

      da gbfm then gets back dozens of messages:

      lol
      wtf

      ok
      haha
      ???

      kewl
      wat?

      2. da gbfm waits and hour and sends out to everyone again:

      10 PM: “srry wrng #”

      da gbfm then gets back lotsa texts

      awwww
      lol
      too bad
      u got my hopes up
      damn you

      ur loss

      3. da gbfm then waits ’til midnight and texts to everyone:

      12 Midnightz: my place 30 min.

      den da gbfm sits back and watches the parade arriving on his door camera monitor while he watches da espn highlights and reads homer’s odyssey. ding-dog ding-dong they ring da gbfm bell one by one hoping to touch da gbfm’s ding-dong zlzozozzozololzollzo but if they are under an 8 da gbfm just ignorez & reads his boookz zlzozoolzz

      at 1 am a hot hottie shows up and da gbfm hits the buzzer and lets her up.

      da gbfm saves lotsas times and money while the betas liquor her up at the bars and da gbfm gets to hang out with homer instaead of goldidggers and douchetard boobie-men manboobz at all the clubs these days lzlzllzlzl

      PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE do nottry this on your own as da GBFM needz you out there buying them drinkz all night and getting them dinnerz as i don’t want no hos eating my puizzaaa and heinekinz beerz!!!! we all have our part in this so please please respect yo!!!!! lzozolzolozzzz

      lzozozoz

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    • on December 24, 2013 at 10:00 am Great Books For Men GreatBooksForMen GBFM (TM) GB4M (TM) GR8BOOKS4MEN (TM) lzozozozozlzo (TM)

      zlozozozo

      http://greatbooksformen.wordpress.com/2012/10/31/great-books-for-men-greatbooksformen-gbfm-tm-gb4m-tm-gr8books4men-tm-lzozozozozlzo-tm/

      zlozozolzozo

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      • > “If you think we’ve lost something human in the transition, just wait until you get a load what the future has in store…”

        > “WTH Is This Japanese Game Simulates Sex Oculu…”

        Why have young people in Japan stopped having sex?
        What happens to a country when its young people stop having sex? Japan is finding out…
        Abigail Haworth
        The Observer, Saturday 19 October 2013
        http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/oct/20/young-people-japan-stopped-having-sex

        Over the Cliff
        By John Derbyshire
        April 21, 2009 12:56 PM
        http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/180647/over-cliff/john-derbyshire#!

        “I’ve been telling you for years that China — the big one, Red China — is not far behind Japan and South Korea on the way to the demographic cliff edge… And no, it’s not really the one-child policy that’s driving the issue any more. East Asian young women just don’t seem much interested in childbearing. In urban regions, the one-child policy isn’t needed. They don’t even want to have the one. The joke I’ve heard from Chinese friends is that the one-child policy slogan “Have one child!” has been changed to “Have one child . . . please!“”

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    • I bet she has pointy elbows too.

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  2. Teledildonics! (dun-dun) It’s like a dick in your ass! (dun-dun)

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  3. Pondering the significance of girl 1) sending emoticons during initial texts and 2) using pet names like “babe” and “honey”. I always take pet names as a bad sign if I haven’t banged the girl. Pet names from women seem to be a sign that they are trying to assert control of the situation.

    Met a 9…get number. Text goes like this

    Me: Me hey it’s Darkhorse

    Her: Who is this?

    (Thinking well that’s great, she gave the number but doesn’t remember. If I press, I look like a crybaby or fool. If I didn’t make a strong enough impression, that’s on me.)

    Me: Ok, well mysteries are fun I guess.

    Her: Oh, yea, I remember you! We met at Club X when I was out with my girlfriends.

    Me: Sweet. Did they mention my plans to tie you to my bed?

    Her: lol I have a boyfriend.

    Then sends an smiley face emoticon.

    Me: I’m not looking to be your boyfriend. He’s safe. Let’s meet up tonight.

    Her: What do you have in mind, babe?

    At this point I really didn’t have a plan and was kind of surprised it got this far. Just ended the conversation.

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    • I find that the ones who use babe or honey are attention whores. They have several guys simultaneously in their phone submitting to her “honey frame.” It’s the new way of the iSlut. She’ll try to suck you into endless text conversations, along with the other four guys in her bullpen, providing her with 24/7 attention until a real life alpha shows up.

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      • Yeah, that’s an accurate personality assessment. But really, so many girls are, and that’s not necessarily going to stop me from banging them, because it hasn’t in the past.

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      • Yeah. If you haven’t smashed and she’s calling you ‘babe,’ that’s a red flag.

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      • Noted. That was my guess. It’s like how an old diner waitress would refer to some cutesy kids. It’s patronizing language.

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      • “She’ll try to suck you into endless text conversations.” Totally true. Got to cut it off with your sanity before you get sucked in: 30-texts rule?

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    • While some women may ‘babe’ you because they want you for a genial chum in the friendzone, no friendzoner will use a romantic endearment *and* traffic in sexual innuendo or sexual ambiguity. (Well, the non-psychos won’t, anyway.)

      I would say that any woman who flirts and dishes out sexual overtones while using familar endearments has already decided to sleep with you. Also, I think it’s a kind of shit test, to see if you react all squishy and eager once she’s dropping sex talk and lovers’ sobriquets on you.

      I would translate the above exchange to: “So, tough guy, buy me a drink and seduce me. Because I am definitely considering that.”

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      • @buenavista

        Told her my plans we to trick her into making bad decisions. She follows up asking me what kind of bad decisions? tell her getting her to drink enough so I can have my way with her. And that was the end of thread. No response.

        @immoralgables

        Typical cocktail waitress/wannabe model.

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      • There’s your problem. She asked you a direct question, a hoop, and you jumped through it. Next time, and there’s always a next time, don’t be so eager to reply with a direct answer. I have found when I dodge or reframe it leads to tingles. Your response removed all the mystery and fun from the interaction. A good reply to that question would be, “We’ll see where the night takes us.”

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      • cool thanks

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    • Do you have any extra background info on the girl or her boyfriend? It’s kind of hard to provide insight although I’d say that

      1) She replied to your initial text
      2) The reply to your “plans to tie you to my bed”
      3) What do you have in mind, babe

      Are all major green-lights. I would try to incorporate some of what you recently learned with the married chick and try that on this girl. Stick to your frame of “not looking to be your boyfriend”

      Nice work Darkhorse

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    • “I always take pet names as a bad sign if I haven’t banged the girl. Pet names from women seem to be a sign that they are trying to assert control of the situation.”
      ______________

      Yes. It’s aggressive and in this context, I think a little condescending.

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    • I don’t know but in this context, saying she had a boyfriend was her way of saying no – the normal defense reflex for many women at first – but her calling you babe seems like her way of saying yes or at least letting you know she is now turned on by the idea of sex with you ( which she is thinking might be better than with the boyfriend…if she really has one…she gave you her phone number…either there is no boyfriend or she is bored with him )

      I could be wrong, it is hard to tell from such little information.

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    • The last chick I dated that used ‘babe’…was a bpd cheating, attention whore and a pretty damn successful entreprenuer. Her feelings were real but her hypergamy kept her continuously looking. Another I dated was a ‘honey’ girl. She was loyal, cool chick…but that could have been due to the status difference…her hypergamy monster was satisified. I have learned so much from this site. The red pill is bitter, but beats the hell out of the zombified blue pill world. Jesus was quoted in the Gospel of Thomas, “Those who seek should not stop seeking until they find. When they find, they will be dusturbed. When they are disturbed, they will marvel, and will reign over all.”

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    • There is the rule that men should name women whatever they want…I don’t like the idea of it going the other way. Sounds like a masculine tendency…know what I mean?

      Saw a redhead cashier at Target and I just called her “red”. She liked it.

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    • Be a decent human being and not try to fuck with another man’s girl.

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      • @lazy bear, define “another man’s girl.” It takes a patriarchy to own a woman. A women does not own a man for long because she liquidates him. Women are mostly owned by the state and the hidden patriarchy that is the elite. Your natural sin and mine is that we don’t take the law of our lives into our own hands. A woman is naturally locked in only so long as she is maxxing out at keeping her man that she regards as The One. If she is a locked in hamster, she can’t stray; otherwise, she’s in acquisition mode.

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      • > “A women does not own a man for long because she liquidates him. Women are mostly owned by the state and the hidden patriarchy that is the elite… A woman is naturally locked in only so long as she is maxxing out at keeping her man that she regards as The One. If she is a locked in hamster, she can’t stray; otherwise, she’s in acquisition mode.”

        Well shit damn.

        So much for trying to seek out the nice girls, from the good families, whose [alpha] fathers stuck around to teach them the difference between right and wrong.

        Might as well throw in the towel now.

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      • On the contrary, ZS, I have not yet begun to fight. Today is to poolside as tmr is to kicking ass. Cf. The Fourth Turning by Strauss and Howe. Principles that are not absolute laws depend on the context. If you want it done right, country, wife material, sorry, but you’ll have to do it yourself. Or have you thrown in the towel on your male sovereignty. I’m only trying to demostrate the problem so men who can know what to do when the time comes will know. I think the problem is more systemic and massive that you do. I dare say CH agrees to sit poolside rather than wife up as if some special little snowflake will be different in the face of orthodox state narcissism around every turn.

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      • > “I dare say CH agrees to sit poolside rather than wife up as if some special little snowflake will be different in the face of orthodox state narcissism around every turn.”

        But that’s PRECISELY how the Frankfurt School wants you to react.

        They are ACTIVELY trying to demoralize you:

        How Obama Is Using the Science of Change
        It’s more than a campaign slogan. Inside the White House’s plan to employ behavioral economics to promote its agenda – and fundamentally alter the way Americans live
        By Michael Grunwald
        Thursday, Apr. 02, 2009
        http://content.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1889153,00.html

        Dan Ariely, MIT
        Richard Thaler, Chicago
        Cass Sunstein, Chicago
        Daniel Kahneman, Princeton

        You are falling right into the trap which they have laid for you.

        If white guys don’t put buns in white bitches’ ovens, then Western Civilization is DOOMED – if for no other reason than that there won’t be any warm bodies left to carry on the traditions of Western Civilization.

        In fact, it’s the fundamental tautology of Darwinian Nihilism [which the Darwinian Nihilists work so hard to camouflage]: Those who make the babies make the future.

        Or, from the Shawshank point of view: You [and yours] can either get busy making babies, or else you can get busy going EXTINCT.

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      • on December 24, 2013 at 11:40 pm haunted trilobite

        You’re pretty safe wifing up a woman who knows she’d burn in hell for so much as thinking about the cock of any other than her husband. As you say, where to find such a heart of gold?

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      • > “As you say, where to find such a heart of gold?”

        Nice girls from good families with strong alpha trad-con fathers who didn’t tolerate any of that Daddy’s Little Princess horseshit because the fathers understood damned well that they were actually Daddy’s Dirty Brown Snowflakes just itching to sully the family reputation?

        But if her Dad is a sniveling groveling manboob herbling yes-man loser, and if her Mom wears the pants in the family – or, God forbid, if the Mom is single – then watch out?

        And if she was raised by a single Mom, and if she spent her childhood watching her Mom being mauled by a series of live-in boyfriends [and probably several of the live-in boyfriends molested her over the years], then I’d guess that you’re gonna need to bring the Felonious Assault Rape Game FTW each and every night?

        Also be prepared for more than a few Civil Disturbance / Domestic Violence encounters with your local LEOs.

        PS: If you could find out the automobile situation in college, then that would be hugely deterministic.

        If her Dad sent her off to college with a brand spanking new Toyota Highlander or Lexus LX, then watch out – you’re gonna be dealing with a Special Snowflake on steroids.

        But if her Dad made her get a job in the bowels of the college cafeteria, washing dishes every day, to help pay for her tuition, then she might deserve a second look.

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      • You don’t have to greentext outside of 4chan, you fuck

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      • Nah don’t throw in the towel….a man always needs hope.

        Even in the most dire situations you can strike gold. That seems to be the meme of my life.

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      • I am going to make this a clear as possible. The problem is not just the elite: the problem is the majority. The solution to the elite and the majority is the problem winning, its Pyrrhic victory. The correct analogy is a phoenix renewed in flame. Civilization has gone through cycles. Real virtue must have a free hand to build. It is easy to yield soveriegnty along with virtue to corruption in degrees, but one cannot gain sovereignty along with virtue by degrees. The human garbage is a huge sandlot. To build now is to build on sand like a fool. What you should be building is vision, principle, culture, brotherhood, those things that will be useful in the vacuum that will come. If the Nu Wurld Oder fills its own vacuum in an orderly, gradual fashion, they have won, but they still must govern themselves and have production greater than consumption. If we are the dark enlightened, if we are of self-sufficient ilk, in the long run evolution will choose us to represent. The free man is more productive than the slave, though he has the burden of maintaining a higher character. Piss gasoline on this system, milk it. When the political and economic vacuum is there, that will be the time to act unilaterally. If I survive that long and if I am able bodied, I will be wielding something not a towel. That fact that you are thinking in towels shows that your thinking is inside the box constructed for you. No one is more hopelessly enslaved than he who thinks he is free.

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      • @Lazy, If the “other man” really had this girl locked up she wouldn’t be chatting up our poster. It is not this poster’s job to enforce this slut’s loyalty.

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      • Yeah. What if she’s some provider beta dweeb that she’s with for his money, or because he’s a “safe” option she’s known for years?

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  4. I’ve always thought that “Birthday Cat” would look better with 40 candles on the cake.

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  5. Agree with the first comment. She’s going to be one of ugly, extremely insecure or incredibly clever in emotional psychology. Ruling out the last option, it very much depends on the female level of hotness and the gap between the guy and girl in visual terms.

    Kind of useful this post has just been published then:

    http://www.vinaywcmd.com/2013/12/christmas-stocking-fillers-santa-nice.html

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  6. I’d say the female texter is an alpha widow, or someone who almost got the guy to sleep with her, but ultimately failed. She’s unhinged by her covetousness. This is how some women are after a ONS that they fantasized was the first night of a relationship. There’s at least a two-digit, and likely three-digit, difference between her SMV and his.

    These are the women who populate the online dating venues, in their late 30’s and early 40’s, incidentally. Mostly 5’s 6’s, and 7’s, who gave it up casually to 7’s, 8’s, and 9’s for 15 years, and now can’t figure out why (“I won’t settle!”) they can’t marry one of these rogue PUAs with much higher SMV.

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  7. That’s painful to read.

    How can you guys tell she’s fat though… by the desperation? I can’t see her face.

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  8. This is the only example of ‘txt game’ that can double as a small DHV — emojis are funny and unexpected from men. Really, drawing any picture with txt is funny.

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    • @Scray sending any photo now is part of text game. I usually flick a girl I’m gaming a photo of the scotch I’m drinking or the sunset i’m seeing…depends

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      • ya there should be more posts about that — sending photos of activities you’re doing or whatever is a good DHV.

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    • She’s right about big guys not fitting in the seats either, though. A 6’4″ guy with broad shoulders is going to have some trouble, even if he’s in good shape. And why should he feel bad? Airline seats are just too small.

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    • Beautiful example of the lack of self awareness/powerful hamster in fat women. In the above example, a fat hungover woman shows up late forher flight, then goes off on a four page rant because the guy sharing her row muttered something and gave her a ‘look’

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      • and somehow she tries to spin this into an example of fat shaming…

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      • > “Beautiful example of the lack of self awareness/powerful hamster in fat women.”

        I thought it read like an Onion Parody of a Land Whale Princess.

        Dude sitting in that airplane seat should have muttered [very audibly], “Well apparently they have Princesses in the Kingdom of the Land Whales.”

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      • “I’m sorry, what did you just say?”

        “I said APPARENTLY THEY HAVE PRINCESSES IN THE KINGDOM OF THE LAND WHALES!!!”

        “OMFG. No. You didn’t. You didn’t go there.”

        “Yeah, I did go there. HEY STEWARDESS – TELL THE CAP’N HE’LL NEED TO BE PULLING THE RUDDER HARD TO STARBOARD FOR THE ENTIRE FLIGHT!!!”

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      • That’s exactly what he should’ve said

        If some social justice ‘tard is gonna accuse you of shit, might as well just go all the way and actually do to them what they think you’ve been doing to them

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      • Boo-yah.

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      • Bich’ll have your boner deep in her throat by the end of the flight.

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      • “Bich’ll” = Bitch’ll

        fucking cant spell anymore

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    • It’s a pity the guy didn’t shame her for real instead of some bullshit fatty dreamed up for victim status

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  9. Problem with this is that we don’t know what the chick looks like. None of this matters if she is average looking or below.

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  10. Not only does this work with texting…if you happen to be caught off guard by a chick in real life not staring at her smartphone who starts probing you in a conversation….one word answers in conversation are great as well.

    She’ll quit talking to you…and will either leave…or you can take over the conversation topic.

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  11. Where do I find that picture to text?

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  12. Not that the guy’s game wasn’t solid but he’s already won if she’s texting him asking open ended questions unprompted.

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  13. I’m sure I’m not the only one who notices all these user submitted conversations seem to have a tinge of game consciousness in both parties… It’s as if the men in these altercations are using the lessons of game as game. Like conversations always end with “ya, you’re a stupid girl. You can’t help but want to be fucked by a guy who ignores you. it’s just science”.

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  14. The girl in question was above average, blonde hair blue eye’d high school math teacher.

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    • My math teacher was a really nasty fat mean-as-hell old witch.

      And cruel.

      Cruel as hell.

      Fucking evil.

      I still hate her ass after all these years.

      I wish I coulda had a “blonde hair blue eye’d high school math teacher” for some “Summer of ’42” action:

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      • Oof, she made an impression! What about your other math teachers? Didn’t you have a different one every year?

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  15. and well under 30.

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  16. CH!
    NEVER BEFORE WAS FEMINISM DEBUNKED IN SUCH A ORGASMICLY FUNNY WAY
    http://hugelol.com/lol/225428
    (courtesy of 4chan)
    CHECK OUT FOR EVERYONE LOOKING FORWARD TO DYING OF HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER

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  17. It’s funny how she throws in the word sex at the end as a last attempt to bait him. She’s gotta be somewhat ugly or fat though.

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    • No. This is how a girl acts when she falls for someone. You’re implying that only fat or ugly girls fall for someone. Beautiful, sexy girls act like this too when they’re hooked. Nobody knows what she looks like but saying she has to be fat or ugly is a denial of reality.

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      • All of those pretty girls that we see in the streets, the ones who look unattainable, take big nasty dumps while grunting, and they all spas out in front of a guy they perceive to be a rank or more above themselves.

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      • They are driven by their pussies just like other girls. And if you looked at just their pussies and the pussies of other women, maybe excluding vastly overweight women, you could not tell who was “hot” and who was not.

        They are just girls.

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      • I might be wrong but it doesn’t have that feeling of hot girl game. But then again there is really no way of knowing.

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    • That is a good observation, Anon, didn’t think of that. When does a woman ever talk about sex unprompted? If it ever happens, it is only as a way of trying to reel in a guy.

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    • As a statistical matter she’s probably at least fat, lol.

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      • on December 24, 2013 at 7:17 pm Life at Calhoun's Lake

        Maybe she’s fat. Maybe she isn’t. But even the most attractive of women act like beta puppies for certain men.

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      • Nope. No true 8 has ever texted “sorry to bother u” in the middle of three unanswered texts to ANY man ever in the history of this universe.

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      • Unless she has pointy elbows.

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      • Not true. Incredibly beautiful girls are out of their element when confronted with someone unphased by their looks. No matter how hot she is, her confidence is reactive. It depends on
        Your reaction for momentum. If what you said were true then game wouldn’t work on attractive girls.

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      • I’ve found that really gorgeous women are sort of clinical, like men. Outsiders. Easy to talk to because they’re like you. They don’t get sucked into the usual female lifestyle because other women hate them. Their life is so defined by their looks they are highly conscious what their looks can and cannot do and what aging will and will not do to them. This is if they are intelligent.

        Some are impossible to talk to, but they are stupid and I never learned how to talk to stupid people. Maybe canned lines work? I cannot remember canned lines though. I sat next to one such on an airplane flight, a model, and I got the vlbe that she was like a horse. (And not clever like Mr. Ed.) How does one talk to a horse??

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  18. My pictogram game is actually a porn movie where about five guys are gang-banging a hipster girl while she wails “No! Stop!” quite convincingly.

    Rapie Christmas!

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    • This is my Christmas wish. If one hipster bitch could catch a raw, un-lubricated aggressive dicking a day, we’d live in a much different world. Welcome back whorefinder, may you continue to promote rape against SWPL women until they realize the fucking error of their ways…

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  19. It used to be Alpha to not text smilies ever.
    And millions of betas world round stopped using smilies.

    Then there was Ellipsis Game.
    And millions of betas started using … at the slightest sign of discomfort.

    Now, Emoji Game.
    Millions of betas will overanalyse how a fat cat actually fuels the hamster.

    Context.
    Not giving too much of a fuck.
    Covertly calling a girl out on her BS.
    Maintaining a playful vibe.
    Mystery.
    Evading or circumventing shit texts(!) / insidious questions.

    Emojis are the means to these ends.

    And with respect, the text interchange wouldve gone down pretty much the same way even if the guy had sent a picture of Quentin Tarantino gleefully sucking the guy’s toes off.

    Girl got one-itis

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    • It’s always context.
      There’s a point that someone come to as a realization that it isn’t so much what you say as how you say it and what her perspective is.
      I’ve seen some big ugly musclehead frat alphas get away with things no pajamaboy could ever fantasize about.
      Too many guys think everything needs to be justified, and it shows through in their actions.

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    • on December 24, 2013 at 10:56 pm ProudFeministGirLIsBackAndInFullForce

      Wow “emoji” game, more Japanese stuff on North America 🙂 ,and now Anime will come back again in Full Force 😉 (like the years when Toonami was a primetime, not a decent but not very mainstream thing )

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  20. would u guys rate my text game? i always feel like im typing too much…
    here’s an exchange i had last night with this girl i met at a party 3 nights ago … i went to try to kiss her but she responded by biting me, hence the ‘bleed’ line….

    her – u back in town yet kitty?

    me – why? u wanna make me bleed some more?

    her – lol i didn’t make u bleeeeed! lol

    me – it’s ok. i like aggressive girls, just tone it down a notch and were good

    her – hahahahaha (smiley face) ur funny (smiley face)

    me – and don’t be callin me kitty, bitch

    her – lol grrrrrr

    —then like 30 mins later ….

    me – down girl. i know it’s hard being away from me for so long. be strong.

    her – lmao oh em gee lmao hahahahaha

    me – i know right

    her – lmao smh

    …..that was it … she didn’t really say anything and i felt i perpetuated the whole thing so i dunno where i stand. hopefully i did good, any advice is welcomed

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    • If she is reaching out to you it sounds like you don’t need to try to pose as much as you did. The interaction went sideways. Nowhere in there did you try to arrange a meet up. Guessing that’s what she was looking for since she already got physical and was reaching out.

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      • ya definitely. i posted on my facebook to a friend of hers that i would be out of town for the next few days and that when i get back we ‘would fuck some shit up’. so it’s already set up mostly. i didnt think i needed to set anything else up cuz we are in the same social circle and will run into each other soon when im back in town after the holidays.

        thx so much for the feedback, i really appreciate it.

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      • Bitch sounds pretty damned kinky if she’s biting instead of kissing.

        Be careful.

        The weird ones can explode on your ass.

        Particularly if there’s any Bipolar or Schiz or Alcholism or somesuch in the family.

        Watch your back.

        Maybe get a buddy to secretly videotape it all so he can be your witness or whatever.

        Bitch bites me, then I’m reassessing the situation to try to figure out what the hell her angle is.

        Again: Be careful with this one.

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      • Haha, you’re so paranoid all the time. It’s not like he’s tryin to make babies with the broad.

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    • Pretty mature, meaningful conversation. I’m sure you’ll grow old together.

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  21. Can’t find this image, would appreciate it if a brother would put up a link, thanks.

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  22. would u guys rate my text game? i always feel like im typing too much…
    here’s an exchange i had last night with this girl i met at a party 3 nights ago … i went to try to kiss her but she responded by biting me, hence the ‘bleed’ line….

    her – u back in town yet kitty?

    me – why? u wanna make me bleed some more?

    her – lol i didn’t make u bleeeeed! lol

    me – it’s ok. i like aggressive girls, just tone it down a notch and were good

    her – hahahahaha (smiley face) ur funny (smiley face)

    me – and don’t be callin me kitty, bitch

    her – lol grrrrrr

    —then like 30 mins later ….

    me – down girl. i know it’s hard being away from me for so long. be strong.

    her – lmao oh em gee lmao hahahahaha
    her – ur awesome

    me – i know right

    her – lmao smh

    …..that was it … she didn’t really say anything and i felt i perpetuated the whole thing so i dunno where i stand. hopefully i did good, any advice is welcomed

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    • PJ,
      Your text game doesn’t look shabby except that it almost seems from reading it that she may have been a bit much for your tastes. She’s being flirty but it seems that she’s in the position of power, you telling her to tone down her wildness and her laughing In response. If you want her You need to one up her aggression, otherwise she’s in control of the frame.

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      • Good point, I saw that too. I wouldn’t have told her to tone it down tho. It’s like the improv thing, if you stop the flow it kills the chemistry.

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  23. Jesus didn’t care about bedding women even though he was famous. . .and things worked out pretty well for him.

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  24. this is not game. it’s not going to get new prospects into bed, and it’s not going to make girls who already infatuated (as is the case here) do favours or run errands. give her INSTRUCTIONS not dumb cat pics.

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  25. If u see this guy walking dine street and u get ready to fight if necessary but raciss. http://www.miamiherald.com/2013/12/24/3836612/suspect-identified-in-brutal-south.html

    LplololZzzozz.

    Also because of Jew feminism women think it’s okay to get hammered and leave clubs in miami alone at 4:30 am.

    U read that right b

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  26. http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_MED_TREATING_RAPED_TEENS?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2013-12-24-16-13-46

    Making Raped Teens Relive Trauma Works, Study Says. More Real Talk seeping into the popular psyche?

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  27. For reference – the pictures are called “stickers” rather than Emoji or Pictograms. They started on a Japanese messaging app called LINE and are now available on Facebook messaging as well. They come in batches based around the same cartoon characters. The cat is called Pusheen & is a bit of an icon in Asia.

    You can download them on Facebook’s messaging bit on either mobile or PC.

    They’re great for casually messaging girls with, I find

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