“First round of men brought to New York’s first Sexuality Sensitivity Reeducaton Center experience the rapturous enlightenment of socially progressive female objectification. Enthusiastic dancers were overjoyed as the locally procured men were respectful and quiet, a notable change from other nights at the tavern. The owner was also delighted with the spectacle, and noted that alcohol sales were triple what he would take in on a regular night.
Activist security, armed only with sarcastic commentary and social scorn, are busy collecting another round of registrants for this Friday’s show. Moves are afoot to make attendance mandatory for all males over the age of 21.”
The 5’4″ Hanover, Maryland local is perhaps one of the most active in her pole dancing community,
That is funny, Hanover is a microdot in Maryland, about the size of the megamall it houses, a pimple next to BWI. Makes me wonder if there’s a strip club near the airport that delights in tormenting the bewildered businessmen that surely arrive seeking some erotic delights after a long flight, only to be slowly tortured to death while being forced to watch lulu, and then being consumed by vampires, like Maryland’s own sad version of From Dusk to Dawn. My advice: Go to Duclaws instead, the beer is good and they won’t kill you, and the secretarial pool is strong.
It’s especially merciful of the host to have spared us the image of her on her back with her fupa blopping down into her face. And damn, Gorby is tearing it up.
“Osmium alloys such as osmiridium are very hard and, along with other platinum group metals, are used in the tips of fountain pens, instrument pivots, electrical contacts, and in this case, high yield stripper poles.”
Haha, this reminds me one incident I saw – in Tempe, AZ there is a bar called Whip, they have a stripper pole secured only by a heavy base. A fat girl started dancing on the pole (quite a sight, in a bad way) and, of course, she knocks over the pole and falls. Everybody laughs, Next time I visit they put a small sign “No fat chicks please” in front of it. Hope it’s still there, although it would surprise me. Anyways, I think that bar deserves a CH award for community service.
“PATRONS: Tips are appreciated. If arm becomes lodged between dancer and g-string, wave other hand and assistance will be provided. Motorboating is strictly at the patron’s own risk and neither management nor employees will be responsible for customer extraction. Thank you for patronizing The Feedhouse” — Mgmt
Many African tribes believe that if you eat a rhinoceros’ penis, you will become strong and virile like rhinoceros. The same applies to lots of animals. Fatso has successfully applied this theory. She ate a stripper.