The Sluttiest Slut In The Whole Slutty World

Randall Parker over at Parapundit sent a link to some social survey data that teases out a few important characteristics of girls who are most likely to slut it up. The results won’t surprise anyone who is a regular reader of this blog.

Urban SWPL chicks are more likely than small town girls to cheat on their husbands. This was (happily) observed two years ago at the Chateau.

Atheists, the nonreligious, and C and E pew warmers are more likely than churchgoing girls to cheat on their husbands. We can deduce, then, that blue city anti-Christian liberals are sluttier than red state Jesus-loving conservatives. Again, the Chateau hosts are happily, and opportunistically, aware of this social dynamic.

Really smart chicks are more likely than dumb chicks to cheat on their husbands. (And a thousand fembot haters caught themselves mid-whine about how only low self esteem dummies would fall for pickup artists. D’oh!) I wonder if this means Jewish girls are the sluttiest girls of them all? And if true, would that then make the fact anti-Semitic? Would it still be anti-Semitic if the positive and empowering feminist definition of slut were invoked?

Real estate agents and lawyers are considerably more likely than teachers and bank tellers to cheat on their husbands. The Chateau knew this was true from simple real life observations nearly three years ago in its popular and notorious post “What A Girl’s Job Tells You“. Excerpts:

Lawyer

Amoral alpha males with vaginas.  Their yin is so deeply buried they spend all their free time (2 hours per week) fantasizing about a powerful dominant man releasing their inner woman.  This is your cue to ratchet up the assholery.  Outside of i-bankers and fashionistas, you will not meet a more materialistic or status-conscious chick than a lawyer.  When she inevitably starts talking about what law school she attended and politicos she knows, put your finger up to her mouth and say “shhh… stop.  from now on we will talk about happy things.  tell me only the good things that come to mind about your childhood.” Most lawyer chicks have large clits which they use to pin you down on the bed.  Making love to a lawyer means facefucking her till she pukes a little.  The gods of karmic retribution will be pleased with this.  Lawyers are always fucking over everyone else so this is your chance to return the favor.  Proceed with great relish.
Sexual Satisfaction Rating:  4/5th erection
Long Term Potential Rating:  don’t be a masochist

[,,,]

Elementary School Teacher

Pure gold.  Put this girl on your short list for long term commitment.  What’s not to love about the elementary school teacher?  Cute, thin (it’s a workout chasing kids all day), ultra feminine, nurturing, selfless, caring, and most importantly blessedly low maintenance due to the nature of her workplace environment sequestering her from the attentions of men.  The best ones teach 1st through 5th grades.  Women who supervise daycare are too toddler-focused and will love the kids more than you.  You will soon tire of her coo-ing at every baby you both pass by.  High school teachers are too stressed out from their job to properly service your manly needs at home.  Don’t bother with college professors unless you think foreplay is listening to an earful of pomo feminist shrillness.
Bonus:  teachers don’t make much money so your financial status will always be higher, guaranteeing a long and healthy relationship.
Sexual Satisfaction Rating:  3/4th erection
Long Term Potential Rating:  hope diamond (she’s not gonna have much opportunity to cheat at work)

It stands to reason that jobs which require a lot of testosterone and assertiveness to succeed in also attract the sluttiest girls. Testosterone is a leading precursor to infidelity. The slutty lawyer cunt with the overgrown clit is no figment of the imagination. She is real, and she is on the prowl. Jobs which surround women with a lot of men, and thus opportunities to cheat, are also a red flag for any beta hubby suspicious of his kid’s paternity. If wifey is a lawyer in an office that is 90% male, the odds she hasn’t taken a ride on the cock carousel are very low.

As an aside, I don’t particularly trust social surveys delving into the sexual habits of Americans because, well, people lie about their sex lives more than any other subject. On the number of partners, women lie down and men lie up. More relevantly, modern women have a skewed interpretation of what exactly constitutes sex. I can’t tell you how many girls have confessed to me that they don’t consider handjobs, blowjobs, or anal love as sex. This cultural definitional change, naturally, will skew social survey data about female sluttiness trends. The GSS does not capture this attitude shift.

Nonetheless, the data do give us a glimpse at sexual attitudes and behaviors. And what it shows is that the Chateau was well ahead of the curve in describing which kinds of women are the biggest sluts. This infamous post gave male readers information on how best to identify which girls are sluts. Female readers responded with a hail of indignation, for who can doubt that the ability to keep their slutty selves secret is a power most women loathe to relinquish, as important as it is subconsciously understood by women that high value men prefer to marry more rather than less chaste girls. The Chateau gates creaked open and permitted access to a dark labyrinth of the female psyche, and the demonesses howled at the light right on cue.

From all the above data, and from additional observations into the habits, behaviors, and phenotypes of slutty girls, we can now construct the perfect prototypical überslut:

She is —

A real estate agent, lawyer, or “creative artist”.

Nonreligious.

Has a high IQ.

Is an Ivy League graduate.

Is a business school or law school graduate.

Lives in the city.

Has a ring finger longer than her index finger.

Has a manjaw, a jutting chin, and/or furry forearms.

Is narcissistic, perfectionist, extroverted and just hot enough to have the option to cheat. (Big chins and manjaws necessitate against having this option.)

Is endlessly sarcastic.

Talks about sex a lot.

Has a lot of travel stories you suspect have key details left out.

Has one giant purple saguaro on her nightstand.

******

There you are, folks. A sexually aggressive, extroverted, narcissistic, high self-esteem, facially prominent, sarcastic, well-traveled, SWPL lifestyle living, overpriced downtown condo owning, atheistic, smart lawyer cunt is your best bet for easy, no muss no fuss sex and your worst bet for marriage. Don’t bother buying this girl flowers; you won’t need to. Staying faithful to such a woman in hopes it will encourage her to uphold her end of the bargain is a sucker’s bet.

Here is what the typical female überslut might look like:





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  1. In other words, since these categories are getting larger, more girls are getting sluttier. Which I think is a good thing 😉

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  2. on August 2, 2010 at 1:39 pm Vincent Ignatius

    This is depressing. I’m going to go live on a farm.

    Has a lot of travel stories you suspect have key details left out.

    This is one of the biggest red flags. I don’t believe I’ve ever met a well traveled woman who was worthy of more than a bag of skittles.

    Is an Ivy League graduate.

    I can attest to that. I’m surrounded by girls like that and most are ruined from constant pump and dumps in undergrad.

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  3. on August 2, 2010 at 1:42 pm Just A Horny Dude

    Roissy is almost right. The sluttiest girls are blacks followed closely by Jews. That Jewish girls are sluts is a long known stereotype, which, like most stereotypes, is based in reality. Sadly, I didn’t know this when I was 16, or I coulda had amazing sex with the big breasted Jewess who took a serious liking to me in high school. The intensity of her pursuit scared me off. I’m sure she woulda done *everything* in the sack. What a chump I was for passing that up.

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  4. on August 2, 2010 at 1:43 pm Rollo Tomassi

    Ooh look I found another typical female überslut,…

    She is –

    A lawyer : check

    Nonreligious: check

    Has a high IQ: debateable, but check

    Is a law school graduate: check

    Lives in the city: check

    Has a ring finger longer than her index finger: check

    Has a manjaw, a jutting chin, and/or furry forearms: check, check, check

    Is narcissistic, perfectionist, extroverted and just hot enough to have the option to cheat. (Big chins and manjaws necessitate against having this option.): Are you kidding? CHECK

    Is endlessly sarcastic: check, this is too easy.

    Talks about sex a lot: check

    Has a lot of travel stories you suspect have key details left out: probably, check

    Has one giant purple saguaro on her nightstand: distinct possibility.

    I’d say she meets all the criteria of the überslut:
    http://stupidcelebrities.net/2008/11/26/ann-coulter-broken-jaw-btch-ann-coulters-jaw-wired-shut-photos/ann-coulter-2/

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  5. Uhh…is that a dude?

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  6. Okay… Creative artist, what is the extent of this? Dancer? Actor? Painter?

    Also these sterotypes that blacks and jews are sluts…proof? Knowing that this is probably a more Anglo male populated site what actual experience do you have with these populations.

    Whoopi Goldberg is a black jew…thoughts?

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  7. @Rollo Tomassi

    Haha, good one.

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  8. Going back through all those classic archived posts made this entry all the more hilarious.

    Great work roissy.

    I’m set to go to law school in a few weeks.

    Pump and Dumps galore.

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  9. Mary Moe, if they’re defining “slut” as any woman who has premarital sex, then technically Black women are more likely to be sluts…just not as likely to be 2.0 whores.

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  10. Gee, Roissy, it’s as though you know what you’re talking about, and the feminists are just making things up to appeal to their philosophy…

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  11. I have been dating a grade 6 teacher since xmas, and she’s pretty fantastic. sweetest girl ever.

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  12. on August 2, 2010 at 2:05 pm Just A Horny Dude

    To Mary Moe: Hmm, let’s see? How about all the dressed-like-whores black teenagers you see in the city, many of whom already are pushing a stroller with some random dude’s baby in it, whose name is “welfare check.” Anyone who lives in the big city knows what’s going on in the ‘hood. As for Jewish girls, anyone who has lived in an area with a large Jewish population knows exactly what’s going on there. Jewish girls are very, ahem, liberal in their attitudes towards sex. Their parents get them on the pill at a very early age, fully knowing — and encouraging — their daughters to slut it up. So long as they’re “safe,” sex is good and natural and empowering, blah, blah, blah. The stereotypes are real, my friend.

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  13. As I recently Tweeted, “I love sluts so much that I consider pelvic inflammatory disease to be a credential.” As any reader of my blog would know, I have cred when it comes to sluts.

    I’m not sure about the cheating measure of sluttiness telling the whole story. Another measure: 52% of Latina women are pregnant by age 20: http://www.thenationalcampaign.org/espanol/PDF/latino_overview.pdf And Latinas in the U.S. are prudes compared to the way they are in Latin America.

    Republican women don’t have to cheat as much as liberals. I’ve spent a lot of time in swingers clubs – take a look at the bumper stickers on the cars parked outside a swingers club one night – you’ll probably still see some “Dole/Kemp”s. Its not cheating if hubby is watching while his cock is in another girl, but its still pretty slutty.

    Speaking of swingers clubs, there’s apparently at least one in every small town in Germany, or so I was told by a married German woman who was at a swinger’s party in Florida without her husband.

    I’ve known a lot of strippers and dancers, and most of the ones I’ve talked politics with are rock-solid Republicans. As my hooker/ex-girlfriend who had 6 kids with 3 or 4 guys and who originally wouldn’t work on Sunday once said, quite seriously and with conviction: “those illegal immigrants are taking away the welfare benefits that I’m entitled to as an American!”

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  14. Okay…but there are non hood blacks and non jew community jews. They are the exception. The word sluts, almost implies that you would sleep with anyone and everybody. Is that true of hood chicks? Jews? Most of the out of wedlock babies continue to be full black so…? Also wasn’t Roissy’s last post comments discussion about how black males have it easier portraying Alpha? “Bring da movies”

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  15. I’m a lawyer that works in Manhattan at a large, elite law firm. My clients are gigantic mutual funds (many of you probably have them in your 401k) and hedge funds.

    I can say without a doubt that Roissy is 100% correct about these women lawyers. You won’t find a feminine attribute in any of them, except for their feminism (which isn’t girly at all but it completely about domineering power).

    Basically, to work in a large office like that, you have to view every single girl you interact with as a man. Even the sorta-good looking ones are off limits.

    The most off-putting thing about these girls that Roissy didn’t mention is how they walk. THEY WALK EXACTLY LIKE MEN. You know how women normally walk, with a little sway in their hips, their legs nearly straight, and like they’re almost about to dance? Well, these lawyers walk with their knees out, in power strides. They don’t walk like women. At all. It is the most disconcerting thing about them because at a mere glance they seem like women but then when you see them walk your brain goes “WHAT?!?!” It’s like invasion of the body-snatchers. Their actions aren’t human, to some degree.

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  16. Another reason I thank God every day for my wife..

    A real estate agent, lawyer, or “creative artist”: Negative. She’s a stay at home mom with a degree in special education

    Nonreligious: Devout Roman Catholic

    Has a high IQ: Check.

    Is an Ivy League graduate: Negative

    Is a business school or law school graduate: Education degree

    Lives in the city: We live in a condo but she yearns for a house with land and maybe a few animals

    Has a ring finger longer than her index finger: No.

    Has a manjaw, a jutting chin, and/or furry forearms: Not even close

    Is narcissistic, perfectionist, extroverted and just hot enough to have the option to cheat: Plenty of options before marriage due to looks, but she’s extremely unselfish and far from a perfectionist. Another plus, she was a virgin before marriage

    Is endlessly sarcastic: She thinks I’m too sarcastic

    Talks about sex a lot: Nope, just the right amount.

    Has a lot of travel stories you suspect have key details left out: She’s not traveled much outside of volunteer trips in high school but wants to go everywhere… with me.

    God bless that woman.

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  17. so which city has a higher percentage of em: DC or NYC?

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  18. on August 2, 2010 at 2:33 pm 9, The Editor

    Well done! Very spot on.

    I will be doing some extra reading at the handwriting link.

    the lp 999

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  19. Just A Horny Dude:
    “That Jewish girls are sluts is a long known stereotype, which, like most stereotypes, is based in reality.”

    Well, so much for the ‘ice cube with a hole’ jokes.
    Oh, wait – that comes after that other cold, hard thing with a hole (beta marriage ring).

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  20. Mary Joe–

    The word sluts, almost implies that you would sleep with anyone and everybody. Is that true of hood chicks?

    Only fat/ and clearly not hot sorts of sluts will sleep w/anyone and that’s not really true of them either.

    Hot sluts care about alpha vibe and umph probably more than good girls do. They’re selective. But they’re also fast. And they don’t select on the same mix that good girls do. Most sluts would like an alpha guy to commit if they feel compatible with him and feel he has enough larger world status for them, but they’ll put out fast even if they aren’t getting realistic signs that he will, if he’s playing her buttons right.

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  21. Mary Moe–

    Also these sterotypes that blacks and jews are sluts…proof?

    Obviously nothing like all black and Jewish girls are sluts. And definitions of a slutty past vary of course.

    However almost half of black women (48%) between the ages of 14 and 49 have genital herpes according to the Federal Center for Disease Control, versus 12% of whites in the US.

    http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSN0923528620100309

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  22. Mary Moe says, “Okay…but there are non hood blacks and non jew community jews. They are the exception. The word sluts, almost implies that you would sleep with anyone and everybody.”

    It may imply that, but there isn’t a single word for a selective slut. I’ve proposed the word “benevolite”, but I don’t know if it’ll catch on because it’s not monosyllabic.

    “Is that true of hood chicks?”

    Well, yes and no. Some girls are nasty. However, in the Black community in most places in the U.S. there isn’t a hookup culture as much as there is a hooked culture.

    Love is viewed, much as it is in Africa, as something that can strike you like a disease. It can happen at first sight, and many of our moms and dads who are still together, met in a club…our grandparents in a juke joint.

    Indeed, the fever hit me and my first husband, and we shagged the night we met, and later married. Too bad the old fashioned values didn’t stick.

    I’m told that similar things happen with Arab Christians here in Israel. It’s comforting in a way.

    “Jews?”

    Well, the culture is different, and closer to Anglo-American in its way, but to tell the truth, even here in Israel, for most it’s a hooked culture. You shag someone for awhile then you marry or cohabitate.

    Very few are screwing half the town, and well…most of them are lawyers or professionals, or that type of woman who has some money in her pocket, and think this makes her a catch.

    Some are noncommittal she-pimp types, but most seem actually frustrated that their one night stands haven’t magically materialized into a relationship.

    Since this tactic does work for many Jewish women, the only reasonable explanation I can think of is the abraisive personality.

    Then eventually they become cougars of the sort who dump a guy when he no longer looks like a “kid”.

    “Most of the out of wedlock babies continue to be full black so…?”

    Hooked culture.

    “Also wasn’t Roissy’s last post comments discussion about how black males have it easier portraying Alpha? “Bring da movies””

    Well, this is why it’s hooked culture. Women don’t cheat on a guy who makes it pretty obvious that they’re in his possession and had better not or else.

    When you shag a Black guy, even a very nice civilized one, if it turns out he really likes you, there is no turning to the left or the right. If you want out of the relationship you have to make that clear or else he assumes you belong to him.

    That’s part of all the swagger…the scariness.

    If more White guys were that clear instead of trying to *avoid* possessiveness or responsibility whenever possible, it would be a better America.

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  23. @Rollo Tommassi:

    I like Anne Coulter. If she is a slut, she keeps it a secret. She is smart and carries herself well and she has a quick wit. Moreover, she doesn’t practice law. She tells the truth about the Dems, which pisses them off to no end. If only the Republicans had politicians with her sharp tongue. I saw her speak in Syracuse and she looked good for a woman her age. She is also more feminine than the lawyers our dear leader describes. That said, she is more masculine than most women that melt a man’s heart, but the upside, is she’s at least rational and has good personal values. I too have always suspected she likes sex. There’s some reason she’s not married. However, with as many enemies in the media as she has, if she is a slut, she covers her tracks well and I have to respect that.

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  24. “The word sluts, almost implies that you would sleep with anyone and everybody. Is that true of hood chicks?”

    Even prostitutes have standard.

    Tyrone

    “If she is a slut, she keeps it a secret.”

    She’s not, that was the point.

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  25. on August 2, 2010 at 3:21 pm gunslingergregi

    That is why you don’t marry the chick unless she thanks god for sending you to her in front of you.

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  26. on August 2, 2010 at 3:26 pm gunslingergregi

    Oh shit el chief got a schoolteacher his fucking knuckles be bleeding.

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  27. on August 2, 2010 at 3:26 pm These pretzels are making me thirsty

    [email protected]: Ann Coulter is a Christian.

    I’m afraid teachers are NOT safe bets:

    The big list: Female teachers with students

    Some of the biggest sluts I’ve known work at fast food restaurants and ain’t too bright even though they are very cute and feminine.

    Some of the most chaste women I’ve known used sarcasm as a way to shield themselves from sexual advances and were often virgins with sharp minds and rapier wits.

    Also, talking about sex a lot and actually having much experience with it are two different things. 😉

    Guestimating works sometimes but it’s still a crap-shoot.

    Carry on!

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  28. Most girls in NYC will fuck you by the third date.

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  29. This just in: Tel Aviv has the second highest concentration of lawyers in the world (after Washington DC).

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  30. Pretzels, I don’t think that any category of woman can truly be a “safe bet” in this culture. Roissy is simply playing the averages. When you are involved in a ton of approaches a month, it is useful to be able to divine as much as possible about a woman’s inclinations as early as possible. That will guide the pick-up.

    If a woman tells you she is an elementary school teacher but then starts petting your thigh and exclaiming how much she enjoys reverse cowgirl; you likely have a slut on your hands.

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  31. on August 2, 2010 at 3:50 pm Rollo Tomassi

    And here I thought Ann was a “perfected Jew”, my mistake,..

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  32. @Tyrone (about Ann Coulter)
    “There’s some reason she’s not married. ”

    Apparently, she has and is a POSSLQ
    (from US census, some time ago,
    “persons of opposite sex sharing living quarters”.

    And, apparently, her POSSLQ is Jewish, while
    AC is indeed a Christian.

    She looks and sounds awful and stupid
    when interviewed on any
    network except Fox, I think they edit it that
    way. She looks fine on Fox. (To what extent
    you agree with her is another issue). And her
    nasal (NY Brooklyn?) twang is annoying.
    This can be worked on if you care, I grew up
    with a ditto nasal twang, from somewhere
    completely different.

    Thor

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  33. @ Rollo –

    My first thought too was that horse-faced cunt Anne Coulter. She fits every description as if she was created expressly for Republicans to worship as the pure vision of idolatry.

    Those gun-toting, hip politico-wannabee’s can only stare in awe at her overt sluttiness.

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  34. Roissy, I never really find a reason to dispute the sermon but the überslut owning only one giant purple saguaro seems like an underestimation.

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  35. It’s all about impulse control. Pay attention to THAT and you will know who is more likely a slut… It will always be probabilities not certainties. This theory goes both ways…you can apply this to both males and females.

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  36. Roissy

    Amoral alpha males with vaginas.

    Spot on. A friend of mine had worked out a way to steal from his employer in H.S.. The girl that worked the register, who also went to school with us, found out about it and didn’t turn him in. Instead they both perfected the scam and took some decent scratch away from the Bob Evans they worked at.

    Didn’t see her again until our 20 yr reunion. She was now a lawyer!

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  37. The attributes are dead on.

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  38. totally unrelated:
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/7922951/Women-prefer-a-man-in-red.html

    Also, in college, I did a study where I asked 99 girls to view a picture of a man and rate him on an attractiveness scale from 1-10. I showed the same picture to each girl, but for 33 girls, the picture said “millionaire #1” under it, another 33 said “man #1” and the for the last 33 the pic said “homeless man #1” at the bottom.

    The “millionaire” scored almost a point higher than the “man”, who in turn scored more than a point more than the “homeless man”.

    I made up shirts that said “MILLIONAIRE #1” on them and sold them after that. I guess the shirts should have been red too.

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  39. I would like to add…

    Does drugs? The harder the better. Check.

    Smokes cigs? Check.

    Has an above average alcohol tolerance? Check.

    Goes out more than 3 days a week? Check.

    Played competitive sports? Check.

    Stripper or Exotic dancer? Check.

    That said this is for average betas. Every girl will lust after an alpha aka me.

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  40. on August 2, 2010 at 4:52 pm alonzo portfolio

    One day in the SF courthouse I ran into a chick who’d been in my class. She was there as a defendant, and told me she was being evicted from her building because she made too much noise during sex. Then she told me she liked my tie.

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  41. @Karma Sutra – We only tote guns to shoot progressives one day when they finally get too uppity. We’re getting close to that point now.

    @Dirk Johansen:

    There are not swingers clubs in every German small town. There are maybe five or six in a big city greater metropolitan area and they tend to be in the countryside. There is one on the way to Sigmaringen, for example, a town about 40 miles south of Stuttgart. I’m pretty sure that Stuttgart people go there to not be seen in Stuttgart as it would be bad for business. The locals in the town where this club is located are all conservative God fearing types like you’d find in any US small city. A mid sized city will maybe have one but a cluster of them would have less than one each and draw from each other’s population. Swinging is just not that common here. It reaches its natural level and that’s it. The same as in the US. Legal prostitution serves to solve the desire for strange and allow for discretion. BTW, wanting to be left alone by the government and swinging can have some overlap. And you all thought Republicans were prudes.

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  42. Wait, what kind of guy wouldn’t love a woman who is super smart, well-rounded, cultured, passionate about her school/career, and is stable-minded/rational enough not to follow an organized religion? That sounds like an ideal woman to me!

    hot enough to have the option to cheat.

    Oh, right. There’s that pesky male insecurity again.

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  43. As the resident slut, let’s take this test.

    A real estate agent, lawyer, or “creative artist”. No.

    Nonreligious. Yes.

    Has a high IQ. Yes.

    Is an Ivy League graduate. No.

    Is a business school or law school graduate. No.

    Lives in the city. No.

    Has a ring finger longer than her index finger. No.

    Has a manjaw, a jutting chin, and/or furry forearms. Yes.

    Is narcissistic, perfectionist, extroverted and just hot enough to have the option to cheat. (Big chins and manjaws necessitate against having this option.) No, yes, no, yes.

    Is endlessly sarcastic. No.

    Talks about sex a lot. In life, no.

    Has a lot of travel stories you suspect have key details left out. I don’t do vacation sex.

    Has one giant purple saguaro on her nightstand. No.

    And while we’re at it…

    Does drugs? The harder the better. No.

    Smokes cigs? No.

    Has an above average alcohol tolerance? I don’t drink.

    Goes out more than 3 days a week? Yes.

    Played competitive sports? Ha. No.

    Stripper or Exotic dancer? No.

    4.5 yes : 19 no. 24%.

    Partner Count: ~75

    Looks like this test isn’t universally applicable. I’d venture to say that, as usual, it’s a set of requirements given to a specific social set of women that our author continues to select from and then applies to the rest of the female population.

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  44. Hey! I thought I was the resident slut.

    No wait, I’m the resident hag. Carry on.

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  45. Where do strippers fall on the sluttiness scale?

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  46. Read carefully. It’s not a test.

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  47. PB,

    Read carefully:

    test1  
    –noun
    1. the means by which the presence, quality, or genuineness of anything is determined; a means of trial.
    2. the trial of the quality of something: to put to the test.
    3. a particular process or method for trying or assessing.

    Now that you’re finished reading, sign up for some social research methods courses. Might do you some good.

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  48. Sluts have NO standards, NO impulse control.

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  49. Regarding defining what constitutes sex, conservative/religious circles, where people begin with an honorable goal of abstinence, corner the market on blurring the lines. What burns me is the ease at which these people cast judgement on others. There are a lot of pompous couples who fancy themselves pure because they did everything BUT with each other before they got married — and often with more than one person — and feel they’re entitled to judge everyone else on technicalites.

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  50. on August 2, 2010 at 5:40 pm Viagra Falls

    haha, well if your score wasn’t anamalous you wouldn’t be posting your results. Any reader here can see through your tripe 🙂

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  51. “[m]odern women have a skewed interpretation of what exactly constitutes sex. I can’t tell you how many girls have confessed to me that they don’t consider handjobs, blowjobs, or anal love as sex.”

    Insane.

    Two anecdotes, which I wrote elsewhere:

    A chick I was banging was telling me about her ex-boyfriend. The guy was religious and was against sex before marriage, so he did the honorable and pleasure-denying and chaste thing and fucked her in the ass throughout the whole 2-year relationship.

    The worst part is, the chick DID NOT COUNT IT AS PART OF HER NUMBER. She said she was with “15 guys”, but she flat out told me that the religious dude was not included because although she let him fuck her in the ass and ram his cock down her throat, his cock never penetrated her vag, so it didn’t count.

    _______________________

    I once picked up a girl at a party, brought her to my apartment.

    We’re making out for about an hour.

    When I go to remove her panties (she’s dripping wet), she pulls some shit about morality and “she’s not that type of girl” and I won’t “respect her after”.

    So, after a while, I try again. Same thing. So I kiss her on the forehead and say ok, I understand, it’s cool.

    She agrees, says sorry, and then says “well, here, the least I can do is…” and she proceeds to suck me off, which turns into some skull fucking, and I jizz in her mouth, and she swallows.

    What moral uprighteousness. Needless to say I immediate proposed marriage.
    Nothing at all wrong with letting me jam my cock down her throat – sure that’s like holding hands, right?

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  52. Everyone has an opinion…that’s life. that’s reality.

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  53. Jay,

    The girls you are referring to are in denial.

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  54. I think it’s pretty clear than betas are better off choosing non sluts, including greater betas. Many lawyers and doctors etc. are greater betas.

    Though they’re much better off learning some game to keep or make the sex and relationship good.

    The more interesting question is what are alphas and lesser alphas better off with for LTRs (P&D or short flings are different), a “reformed” or converted slut who they’ve made fall in love, or a good or relatively good girl.

    There are lots of arguments by feminists and a much smaller cohort of non feminist non mangina guys who are pro slut for LTRs. (Most men taking this line are suck up mangina orbiters.) But they generally boil down to emotionally implying or outright saying that only sluts are sex hungry wild animals in bed, whereas good or relatively good girls have low sex drives and may even be asexual or frigid. That’s the feminist party line in fact.

    While it’s probably true that there aren’t that many sluts with low sex drives (leaving aside whores), it’s not true at all that all or almost all good or relatively good girls have low ones. Nor do they have to be super religious to be good girls with high sex drives. It’s more than possible to make such a girl a one man slut, molded to you, sexually voracious for you, sexually gaga for you. As for her knowing what to do through lots of varied experience, alphas with lots of experience are perfectly ready willing and able to teach her themselves. Which is way fun and rewarding.

    If a man wants a girl with a really aggressive male-like sex drive, that’s always or almost always on regardless of what he’s doing w/her, then yeah odds are she’s probably gonna have to have been a slut in today’s big city feminist America unless she’s real religious. Cheat city. With her still getting in divorce your house that you paid for, more than half the money you’ve earned and accumulated, your kids, and child support=stealth alimony at half your after tax income and more for two kids in high tax states.

    A sorta good girl can be great for a committed LTR, but I seriously doubt the odds are good with a real slut, even for alphas. The bond with just tend to be less strong and far more conditional. Not saying in every case.

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  55. Thursday, the Audacious Epigone study shows that very smart women are much more likely to cheat than others. MIT study is worthless for women – there are very few women there anyway, most there are not normal, and that study is fishy to begin with. A study of women who graduated all Ivy League schools, comparing them to those who graduated state universities, might be more useful. I don’t know that girls who went to Ivies in particular are more whorish.

    As a very intelligent man myyself, I’d rather date a very intelligent girl. So I might have to take the somewhat higher risk of her cheating. I’m not too worried. Lawyers are fuck-and-chuck material and not relationship quality, but who can you depend on? Teachers often fuck their teenage students…at least lawyer bitches are fucking adults! Female doctors were not in the survey. I kind of like finance chicks, who while less slutty than lawyers, are still a little sluttier than average apparently.

    So for relationships, I’ll look for urban smart women but non-lawyers, and hope for the best. While pumping and dumping the lawyer chicks.

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  56. Viagra Falls,

    It’s amazing how well you know me; I feel as though we have been friends for years.

    Your statement is incorrect, but feel free to continue to rationalize your worldview by dismissing information contrary to it. I’m sure that will serve you well.

    What I was doing was part of what I focused on in college: checking the validity of a social test. Chateau made what read as a universally applicable social statement/series of generalizations and, of course, then most everyone started fawning at his feet, telling him how brilliant he was and how true his “indicators of slutiness” test was.

    It’s a specialized test.

    If you can take someone with my supremely average social background and have it be so inaccurate, it renders it rather invalid.

    But if it makes you, sir, happy to apply it on a mass level, keep at it. It doesn’t simply cause failed goals and expectations on your end as you hop from unsatisfying lay to unsatisfying lay, it also makes it easier for me to avoid you.

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  57. Female I-bankers are hos….banged a 33yo Czech babe…on 2nd date at bar….first was free concert….total cost $25.

    Back to my place across st.; 2 sec BJ, then banged from 11-2, and AM; misex free drinks off shelf.

    14 days in this she already txts me she wants to be punished for missing last nites 11pm post airport landing session.

    Assume Women are 33% sluttier than they appear. 50% is often overboard and less than 20% has no effect on your game.

    case: a 24 yo hot bikini babe of Match.com emails me after I gingerly bring up dating older men ( Im 42), and she informs me she has already done a few men older than me.

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  58. @Silver Fox
    “Silver Fox
    Female I-bankers are hos….banged a 33yo Czech babe…on 2nd date at bar….first was free concert….total cost $25.”
    Curious, would you think she were less of a ‘ho’ if the total cost had been $250 or $2,500?

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  59. on August 2, 2010 at 6:40 pm Polichinello

    P of F,

    You’re being a quibbling fool. You can always find outliers on either side. What Roissy’s guidelines offer is more of a screen, or a series of flags. Even if a woman answers “yes” to every question, it doesn’t mean she’s a slut, but anyone seeking to date her as a LTR prospect should proceed with caution.

    Sniper,

    Oh, right. There’s that pesky male insecurity again.

    Because there’s no such thing as female insecurity, I suppose.

    Look, the saying “out of your league” has currency for a reason. Most people in life would be better off if they learned their limits, as well as accepting the fact that certain temptations are available to some sets of people that aren’t available to others. A better looking woman will be hit on more often than a homelier one. Will she succumb to such temptations? In individual instances, no one can really say, but in larger populations you can guess as probabilities.

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  60. on August 2, 2010 at 6:42 pm Polichinello

    Teachers often fuck their teenage students…

    Man bites dog syndrome.

    At any rate, Roissy was recommending elementary school teachers.

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  61. In honor of Poetry, because I expect to do just as well as she did and because some of this hyperbolic lawyer stuff gets old: some of you boys need to think a bit more for yourselves.

    A real estate agent, lawyer, or “creative artist”. Yes
    Nonreligious. Yes
    Has a high IQ. Yes
    Is an Ivy League graduate. No. (but my Cal alma mater is better than Stanford.)
    Is a business school or law school graduate. Yes
    Lives in the city. Yes
    Has a ring finger longer than her index finger. Yes
    Has a manjaw, a jutting chin, and/or furry forearms. No
    Is narcissistic, perfectionist, extroverted and just hot enough to have the option to cheat. (Big chins and manjaws necessitate against having this option.) No, no, yes, yes.
    Is endlessly sarcastic. Yes
    Talks about sex a lot. No
    Has a lot of travel stories you suspect have key details left out. Yes (more of the ‘for 3 days in Cambodia all “bathrooms” were covered in maggots type of stories.)
    Has one giant purple saguaro on her nightstand. No
    Does drugs? The harder the better. No
    Smokes cigs? No
    Has an above average alcohol tolerance? Yes
    Goes out more than 3 days a week? Yes
    Played competitive sports? Yes
    Stripper or Exotic dancer? No
    An extra:
    Large alcohol budget? Yes (Am a lawyer girl after all.)
    14 yes : 9 no.
    Partner Count: I still count on my fingers, and I never double count a finger.

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  62. to 6:36

    No its inverse……More of a ho…such are the half-ho’s who cost $500 for:

    $50 bar tab for $18 drinks

    $200 dinner tab in soho

    $200 for beach outing

    ….to get zilch. Yes , those are under 25, 9+, and bag 100+ men.

    Those women give above a bad name & usually, get cheated on , diseased, and a ticket home…when family/jobs dont support. NY Mag wrote a cover on it when Tiger got busted…the term was Half Hooker.

    The above 33, truly loved sex, so Ho was in classic, heart of gold sense.

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  63. on August 2, 2010 at 6:57 pm greatbooksformen

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  64. Concerning the lawyer observation, I have several mates that ‘tag team’ a 36 year old female lawyer that is a senior associate (in Australia that’s basically a pre-partner).

    Her justification, “I’m around stuffy old men all day I just want some fun.”

    Her specialty is gang banging young ethnic dudes and getting multiple facials.

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  65. on August 2, 2010 at 7:08 pm gunslingergregi

    This is the place for the paradigm shift.

    You don’t think about what you offer a woman so much as what she offers you.

    This is not time to be thinking about oh yea this chick has potential therefore marry her or lets hope this works out.

    Has to be this chick has done this set of things I wanted her to do and now she has earned the right to marry me.

    Only way to come close to protecting yourself in states.

    Like ok if chick has the assetts to make 10k a month without working with some of your help and she will be available to have your children and have the time to prove how great a woman she is then she is a possible on future ability to join your family because joining your family is a fucking privelige that must be earned.

    But yea life is not the fucking 50’s. It never was.

    You guys getting the college chicks should know that yea your supposed to get giant house and cars right after you get job or once you make good money you grab the shit your supposed to.

    Must make shift in thinking to be able to protect assetts.

    No problem having kids and woman for you younger guys if you make the woman earn that shit with you. Everything that you come up with that you want to happen in marriage you better have the finances in place to be able to pay in event of seperation.

    So to be safe and not matter how much experience you may have just make the chick and you come up with the cash to make the 2k per month you will owe in child support vagimony. So that then you can have children if you want and even if she leaves no big fucking deal.

    But then if you actually create something with a woman like that you will know what kind of character she has because you created something with her that is something that lasts. Not just you from a position of weakness with a woman from beginning but from a position of strength that will help the both of you grow together.

    You got to think of yourself as the prize. The woman is secondary to you. She is not the prize. She needs you because you are the man. She needs you because you are the only one who can provide what you provide. You are the only one who can give her what you give. Leadership that breaks through the fucking pain barrier to the other side and freedom for you and your family from bullshit distractions. She needs you because she needs a worthy man to worship and love. You become that worthy man by showing her that you can lead her to beating the little bullshit system that has been set up to ensnare you and your loved ones. You show her your worth by doing where others have talked. You show your worth in the deeds you do and that you require something more of her than pussy you require her obediance and her to follow you. But lead her to a place that is secure for both of you and she will love you for it. Come up with a plan and put that shit into practice. Come up with solutions to the motherfucking problem life has thrown at us men. They are trying to fuck us and our families and our future families. You as a man can pick up your fucking nuts out the man purse and beat system with a woman and then ok now your golden. Doesn’t fucking matter if you were right for each other because the bad shit has been somewhat annulled plus she ain’t gonna be wanting to destroy what you built when she hates you in event of divorce because you forced her to put some blood sweat and tears into the shit too. I mean physical work input that has value. Her virginity is not the value her degree ain’t the value. If she can save money is the value of a woman. If she can make your life easy is the value of a woman. All that shit of woman getting free ride because your in love and shoulda coulda woulda is over they must earn that shit.

    Everythin else is just bullshit with 50 percent divorce rate historically.

    If I didn’t want to have a million kids yea no point to getting married at all for a guy who likes sex.

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  66. Half hookers

    http://nymag.com/news/features/65238/

    You nerds gotta get some online game….my ATT 2GB data plan is getting maxed form all the lingerie/bikini pics im gettn sent by these <29

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  67. Oh poetry & al, I had to do the quiz after that, chick crack lol.
    5 yeses for me..yay! I had to google saguaro before I realised it was linked above lol, scary either way.

    Got to say on a personal basis, I don’t know many female slut lawyers, well I only know a handful of female lawyers to start with, but none of them are sluts in the manner they are described here. But the UK may be different to DC in this regard. They are all married to or in LTRs with alphas, or at the least greater betas though.

    Women are better at hiding infidelity than men but the few I know of are relatively good girls who got married to their 1-3rd boyfriend in their early twenties (or 2 in their late twenties after being together for years) and were unfaithful later. Varying ‘reasons’ but expectations a common denominator.

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  68. @Jay

    Re the second girl, aww maybe she just really loved you and was being kind 😉

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  69. Polichinello,

    When Roissy makes a statement like:

    “From all the above data, and from additional observations into the habits, behaviors, and phenotypes of slutty girls, we can now construct the perfect prototypical überslut:”

    And then launches into a stream of specialized “signals” while the lot of his readers sit there with their mouths open waiting to accept his liquid gold blessing… I’m allowed to quibble.

    You see, I like to examine liquids before accidentally drinking piss.

    Al,

    You’re awesome. If you weren’t so far away, I’d say we’d need to meet up for coffee.

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  70. on August 2, 2010 at 7:34 pm Rollo Tomassi

    Every man wants a slut, he just wants her to be HIS slut.

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  71. Lily–

    what’s the rough ratio of your English lawyer friends/ acquaintances that have been unfaithful?

    Could you say more about “expectations”? (Though reasons given by women for cheating are often quite different from those motivating them. Girls like to put an exculpatory face on such things quite a lot more than men tend to do.)

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  72. @rollo Tomassi

    YOU’RE RIGHT!!!

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  73. I once was with a female body builder who was a part-time escort. She had an enormous clit from the steroids they take.

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  74. Ive really enjoyed reading Randall Parker’s take on things.

    The magnificent thing about blogs is that you can read the thoughts of people who are truly knowledgeable in their field of expertise, who will often blog anonymously and tell you what they really think (especially if they are men) about various matters.

    People have to’ think out loud’ and list reasons for their positions on blogs to be persuasive also, so one gets beyond cliches and slogans to the substantial evidences that inform their positions.

    BTW—-I thought about a “social niche'” the other day that exists that is a sub-category of another social actor. We know we have the “peacocking” swpl, and how his political convictions are contrived to signal what he thinks are superior genetics to overcome seemingly self-hampering political positions. I think emulation of him has spawned a new category of a “poseur peacock”, or a non-elite-ordinary-school-teacher/bad-law-school-student/low-level-state-or-civic-employee peacock imitating his socialist heroes because he’s seen it work for them. He thinks that by having poltics to the left of Leonardo Di Caprio makes himself look as if he is well above the fray of dirt&dna. He’s wrong, but he exists nonetheless.

    We now borrow 41 cents for every dollar the government spends. This will have to be reigned in before too many more years pass or plenty of “poseur peacocks” will truly be unemployed. This economy needs to generate more value to be able to pay the hordes of extra government employees as demanded by the modern liberal. I wish they could understand that: more taxpaying value-creating jobs left here, staffed by taxpaying legal and loyal Americans = more money for assistant bookeepers in the Dept. of Whatever Studies in Southwest Silly State University.

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  75. @Nicole:

    In this “hooked” culture you decribed, it sounds like you shag someone and that starts a relationship, which could be long or short term, and after it ends you shag someone else, and that starts the process all over again, is that correct? So it is more like serial monogamgy than one night stands, is that accurate?

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  76. on August 2, 2010 at 7:57 pm Obstinance Works

    Hmmm. Where do the Jew sluts like to hang out?

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  77. on August 2, 2010 at 7:58 pm Obstinance Works

    I remember Rollo from my So Suave days. I think I’ll take another visit for old time’s sake.

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  78. What says, “Sluts have NO standards, NO impulse control.”

    If that was the case, there would be no need for game because nice guys would be getting laid easily and often.

    Apparently, they have enough impulse control to avoid shagging guys they find too feminine.

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  79. @Doug

    “what’s the rough ratio of your English lawyer friends/ acquaintances that have been unfaithful?”
    If we’re talking female only, none that I know of. But to be fair, I only know about 10 so it’s probably not a big enough sample to judge from. They’re all corporate lawyers or policy types, I don’t know any SWPL type lawyers (using that term as we have this thing called Citizen’s Aid here, and I know that there is a similar type of work in the States but I can’t remember what it’s called). I also don’t know any female barristers, I would assume they are more testostoroney the bar is so rigorous, you’d have to be.

    “Could you say more about “expectations”?”
    Expectations of what marriage would be like or what they or their husband would be like within it. Typical scenario is someone who got married at 23 and thought marriage was all happy ever after and roses around the door and perfect little angel children. Hah.

    I thought this line in the Dark Lord’s post was quite interesting. “Urban SWPL chicks are more likely than small town girls to cheat on their husbands”. I think a lot of cheating is down to opportunity so it makes sense with women, corporate environments etc. But hell of a lot of stuff goes on behind the scenes in English villages. Though I suppose the American countryside will be less densely populated and probably more religious.

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  80. @Doug
    Sorry, I just remembered another woman acquaintance and 2 cousins, so sample is 13, still not significant.

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  81. on August 2, 2010 at 8:17 pm Vincent Ignatius

    Her specialty is gang banging young ethnic dudes and getting multiple facials.

    Is that what she studied for her LLM?

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  82. on August 2, 2010 at 8:20 pm Vincent Ignatius

    When they looked a masturbation by MIT students only 68% of men and 20% of women did so compared to 95% and 70% respectively in the general population.

    MIT and Caltech students are different from Ivy league and other Ivy caliber students. Their level of social awkwardness is off-putting, even to other nerds.

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  83. LBK asks, “In this “hooked” culture you decribed, it sounds like you shag someone and that starts a relationship, which could be long or short term, and after it ends you shag someone else, and that starts the process all over again, is that correct? So it is more like serial monogamgy than one night stands, is that accurate?”

    Something like that. It quite often turns into a long term relationship, but also often becomes somewhat short term or medium (a year or two).

    It’s a kind of cultural trust thing.

    This is disappearing in more assimilated Black people. When they are around White people, they tend to emulate the behavior of their peers, and in universities in particular Black women often get confused because the Black guys they go to school with, pump and dump like the White ones.

    Once they get out of university though, or if they find themselves around other Black people again, it all comes back to them. Only the lowest of the low as in drug addicts and such, will put up with too much doggery.

    So Black women get a reputation for having a bad attitude. Some of that is true, but most of it is just because a Black woman who isn’t on crack expects a guy to behave like he has a soul, even if it’s a dark one.

    When rappers are talking about hoes, they’re really talking about actual prostitutes, not the average Black woman.

    We’re only one tick on the crazy scale from Latinas who will cut you for disrespecting them.

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  84. Obstinance asks, “Hmmm. Where do the Jew sluts like to hang out?”

    Israel.

    Do a kibbutz tour.

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  85. I’m trying to think of a job in England that’s associated with being very very sexually adventurous/promiscuous and the one that immediately springs to mind is nurse.

    It’s something that goes back a long time, I don’t think it’s anything to do with feminism.

    I suppose these days lap dancer etc would probably be higher up the list 🙂

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  86. pupu did the same exercise Al did and came out 11 yes and 12 no. honestly, it might be 12 yes and 11 no.

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  87. This describes my exgf Catherine pretty well. She sucked so much cock in college, she had sperm coming out of her ears.

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  88. I have one very close friend who is a lawyer and she isn’t like this at all. However, I get the impression some of the women she works with are. I have to admit I’m not usually crazy about female lawyers in general.

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  89. on August 2, 2010 at 8:48 pm Default User

    I think you could summarize Mr. R’s list as a check for:

    Sensation Seeking: creative artist, lives in city, talks about sex, lots of travel, busy social life, extravert.

    Dominance/Status Seeking: Real-estate, Law, I-Banking, sarcasm, and perhaps rejection of religion (especially if they dismiss it as “superstition”).

    As Thursday pointed out the high IQ may be a negative factor for sluttiness. I suspect that is a confusion of intellectualism/emotional coolness (man brain). Such man-brained women may be more able to run through partners without the inner remorse of more sensitive types. Man-brained types probably tend towards dominance/status seeking.

    So, a sensation seeking, man-brained, status-conscious woman may not be a good bet for a trusting man.

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  90. Lily–

    According to the stripper girlfriend I had after my separation / divorce, yeah a lot of strippers are pretty slutty. But at least at upscale places they’re also a pretty tough nut to crack. Because they’re way hot and ultimately on sexual display, and have a gazillion guys after them, some of whom are alpha. Whatever percentage, a high total number of alphas after them all the time. Beta dreams of slutty for them strippers including betas with real good money just don’t often pan out she said in different words, except maybe at lower down places. Well strippers do do the femme fatale thing with sugar daddies too. And they not infrequently higher end hook some on the side too.

    Even at low down places though she’s likely to go the thug/biker/drug dealer kind of clear alpha route, and have them after her for sure.

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  91. I game in Cambridge (home of Harvard, MIT, etc.) all the time. Let me confirm Roissy:

    Ivy League = cunning slut.

    Nothing makes you feel used like these girls; who will dance with you, make out with you, and then just as easily ditch you with no intention of ever talking to you again. They go out just to get their calculated fill of ego validation, and then return home feeling all powerful. These types of girls will go out ALONE just to fill their basic need, like a man might roll out dolo.

    As these chicks age, however, they do put out; nothing sadder than an Ivy-League girl who shows you her pics of her early twenties on her facebook account.

    I actually have a preference for these sadistic fucks, since intelligence is something I like in girls. But it would be impossible to ever have a LTR with them. Lucky for me, there’s no shortage…

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  92. Hanson has a related post today:

    http://www.overcomingbias.com/2010/08/sex-looks-are-supply-substitutes.html

    basically says less attractive girls have more sex

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  93. on August 2, 2010 at 9:11 pm gunslingergregi

    Doug manhatten is a low down qulity place for strippers.

    But yea.

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  94. Lily,
    I think you’re right about a lot of cheating being down to opportunity. I’ve been out of the work world for a while and I’m rarely in the company other men, except for relatives and neighbors.

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  95. the most important of the points on the list are narcissistic and extroverted

    i have way more of those traits than i care to mention BUT i have an introverted, loyal, honest, unimaginative, unadventurous, single minded, monogamous, obsessive personality. i could eat the same food every day, wear the same outfit every day and be with the same man everyday no problem

    while i have always been unequivocally “free” when i was single specifically because im high T and have a high sex drive–i have never cheated on one man since i began having relationships–and in my teens and 20s it was certainly not for lack of opportunity. i was born to be in an LTR and have only been single for 5 nonconsecutive years in the last 23

    i think innate character can trump most of these traits

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  96. Good points dana. I think I’m probably high T based on my finger ratio and I’ve always been faithful. There is too much generalization there.

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  97. laura

    we are outliers

    the exceptions that prove the rule

    most women are whores

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  98. on August 2, 2010 at 9:35 pm gunslingergregi

    Once you break the threshold of pussy had they are still gobbling the cocka three minutes after meeting them. I think strippers are actually harder for a younger guy to get. Once you have some tight inner game then easier.

    When I was younger went to strip clubs and couldn’t get them to gobble the cocka. Then the last time doing it. Was like a light shown down and I was god. Course that was many more near death experiences later so that may have something to do with it.

    Or maybe reading this blog. he he he

    Or G manifesto’s influence.

    Or that I had a tight roll of loot but I wasn’t spending a lot.

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  99. Well hell, I’m an artist AND an elementary school sub and nanny. Once again, I live contrast game.

    Vincent-

    “This is depressing. I’m going to go live on a farm.”

    –awww, pookie…I’ll give you a back rub and some homemade cookies to make you feel better…(at least temporarily)…now go milk the cows dear so you can dip your cookies.

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  100. R definitely has a lot of experience with women, so I don’t doubt his observations. Most women probably have the potential to be whores and I don’t really consider myself any better than most.

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  101. AHE “basically says less attractive girls have more sex”

    Supply and demand. When the demand is low, you lower the price. Until you’re nearly giving it away.

    It’s always pleasant to get a smoking girl at low cost. That’s what a man counts as a win. Even more if she becomes into you and you have your option to keep her as long as you want.

    Getting a smoking girl as a sponsor isn’t much of a win.

    Getting a plain girl for nothing isn’t much of a win.

    My situation is that I get plainer girls going gaga over me and openly flirting and giggling, all the time. The hotter ones more often make a gargoyle face at me or pretend not to notice me if I’m projecting interest. So when I get a hot girl, it’s a win.

    Supply and demand. The win is to get what’s above the normal bargain.

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  102. I have a comment stuck in moderation. So it won’t go entirely to waste I will give a summary here (that I hope will pass).

    I would summarize the list as checking for some combination of Sensation Seeking and Dominance/Status Seeking.

    The check for high IQ may be a confusion of intellectualism/emotional coolness (man brain) for smartness. As Thursday pointed out higher IQ may be a negative factor.

    A sensation seeking, man-brained, status-conscious woman may not be a good bet for a trusting man.

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  103. al

    “Partner Count: I still count on my fingers, and I never double count a finger.”

    pupu

    “pupu did the same exercise Al did and came out 11 yes and 12 no. honestly, it might be 12 yes and 11 no.”

    haha

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  104. laura

    can you conceive of a circumstance in which you would commit adultery?

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  105. Just check how many of female comments are starting off with some kind of cheesy sarcasm.

    Examples (in this freaking page only):

    Wait, what kind of guy wouldn’t love a woman who is super smart, well-rounded, cultured, passionate about her school/career, and is stable-minded/rational enough not to follow an organized religion?

    Hey! I thought I was the resident slut.

    Viagra Falls,
    It’s amazing how well you know me; I feel as though we have been friends for years.

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  106. @Sniper:

    Wait, what kind of guy wouldn’t love a woman who is super smart

    Smartness + female nature = deviousness. You have to remember who you’re giving weapons to.

    well-rounded

    Acquiring male traits and wearing them as a badge of honor is the exact opposite of that. Maladjusted would fit a lot better.

    cultured

    In what sense? The “memorize and regurgitate” degree or the “travel but only go to the isolated resort and fuck the local studs”? Because neither are, really.

    passionate about her school/career

    Masculine women who spend their days cat-fighting their way up the corporate ladder or ripping other people’s innards to fill the bottomless pit of their soulless selves aren’t attractive to men in the least. In fact, the effects of the “passion about the workplace” are the opposite of attractive.

    and is stable-minded/rational enough not to follow an organized religion

    It’s about values, not boogie man beliefs. Unfortunately, secularism has no uniform system of values, so it’s a crapshot whether a woman will act a decent human being or a ball-cutting bitch if she’s not following an already established set of values. Odds are much better for chicks with some religious background.

    That sounds like an ideal woman to me!

    Of course it does.

    Why don’t you go find yourself one then?

    Oh, right. There’s that pesky male insecurity again.

    There’s nothing insecure about looking out for one’s own interests. The opposite would be simply stupid.

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  107. Maybe dumb girls say they have less sex because they can’t count and don’t remember.

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  108. Hmm, gotta love serendipity 🙂 Did I strike a nerve?

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  109. @anoukange

    “on August 2, 2010 at 9:46 pm anoukange
    Well hell, I’m an artist AND an elementary school sub and nanny. Once again, I live contrast game. ”

    Contrast game? Who the hell you kidding?

    You let a casual acquaintance raw dog your on a bus.

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  110. leave her alone johnny. the ship has already sailed(tood).

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  111. HEY ROISSY, how about some love for gold-digger Karen Sephyr?

    http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/news/story?id=5432146

    “LOUISVILLE, Ky. — An ex-husband of a woman accused of demanding millions from Rick Pitino to keep quiet about their one-night stand has told jurors that his former wife turned down a plea deal because she wanted revenge.

    Randy Wise testified Monday that Karen Cunagin Sypher said in the summer of 2009, “I’m going down. I’m going to take Pitino with me.” Wise said Sypher made the comments about two months after she had been charged.

    Sypher has pleaded not guilty to extortion, retaliating against a witness and lying to the FBI.

    She is accused of demanding college tuition for her children, her house to be paid off and $10 million. She claims the Louisville basketball coach raped her in an Italian restaurant in July 2003 — a charge that Pitino denied and that authorities dismissed as lacking merit.”

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  112. on August 2, 2010 at 11:00 pm The Rational Male

    I’ll never forget the first time I hooked up with this chick.

    I first get to her place and she’s giving me the grand tour of her one bedroom $600 a month palace (complete with street corner salvage furniture) and we walk into the bedroom. First thing I notice is a picture collage of half a dozen of her friends having a half naked slumber party.

    That was nuthin’ though. After a little makeout session on her couch I have to take a leak. As I’m draining the vein, I look over at her cluttered bathroom counter, and there, amongst the toothpaste, lotion, and makeup is a huge purple saguaro, standing at attention, silently mocking my manhood.

    Needless to say I nailed her to the cushions of her couch immediately thereafter.

    Slut.

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  113. Johnny_Marks–

    Contrast game? Who the hell you kidding?

    You let a casual acquaintance raw dog your on a bus.

    Give it a rest bitter beta. She’d known him several months at least. I’ve had public sex with a lot of not just sluts but good or relatively good girlfriends. In alleys, in taxis, in a bus bathroom when I was a lot younger, in trains, on planes not in the lavatory, in parks, just off hiking trails etc. It’s hot.

    Being passionate and risk taking isn’t slutty. It’s hot, hot, hot. Being sexually voracious with a large number of guys a girl doesn’t care that much about is.

    Her number count is low. They almost all have been LTRs. She’s a quality girl.

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  114. Doug1 said:

    “Well strippers do do the femme fatale thing with sugar daddies too. ”

    Not sure what you mean. What is the femme fatale thing? I’m not familiar with this term.

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  115. That’s a man, baby!

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  116. Sustainabilty.

    It’s a word that used to be popular.

    ANY interest in a career is a red flag. We are essentially telling girls to think career instead of think family. This is not sustainable and cannot continue.

    Is it any wonder every feminist nation of the west has either stable or negative native population growth? The “career” of third world immigrants from Mexico or Iraq is “mother”. That’s it. No peace corps, no travel to nepal, no masters degree. You don’t make a family with 7 kids with two working parents.

    Having kids, a family is a method of projecting and thinking 20 years into the future. Instead of that, we tell men and women “Yeah, great. Move the city. Make lots of money, play around. PLENTY of time to do the family thing when you’re 40.”

    Except there is not time. You get used to a standard of living, to being a big and important person. Then she’s gonna leave that at 35, 40 years old? Dream on.

    It seems as if our culture is commiting suicide. When a girl says “well I want to be a …”, unless the answer is mother, she’s setting herself up disappointment and trouble down the line. In effect the job becomes the child, or eventually she gets a dog to pretend its a kid.

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  117. “If that was the case, there would be no need for game because nice guys would be getting laid easily and often.

    Apparently, they have enough impulse control to avoid shagging guys they find too feminine.”

    And the counter would be that they feel no impulse towards guys they’re not sexually attracted to…

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  118. Poetry of Flesh

    “Read carefully:

    test1  
    –noun
    1. the means by which the presence, quality, or genuineness of anything is determined; a means of trial.
    2. the trial of the quality of something: to put to the test.
    3. a particular process or method for trying or assessing. ”

    Glad you can use a dictionary. Now try looking up words that were in the actual post.

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  119. Haven’t feminists “taken back” the word slut? So basically, aren’t you actually commending these women?

    And if the slut definition doesn’t include this girl then it’s not sufficient:

    http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/881539/Sex-and-the-City-fan-beds-1000-men.html

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  120. I’m going to chime in on the Ivy League slut phenomenon. My own experience (lived and observed) is the pump and dump is pretty hard on the psyche of a woman who believes herself to be pretty intelligent, and therefore valuable. It happens often. I remember the struggle of trying to simultaneously compete and attract. You pretty much always fail. Brains and privilege confer power onto him, not you. Your phenotype pretty much determines your worth. This devastates the ego.

    Then the little smarty then laps up any sexual attention she can get, especially after graduation. Some delusions are employed to justify the racking up of numbers (empowerment, adventure, equality) but I think it pretty much just fucks you up.

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  121. Dana, once again, are you Curvaceous from Steve Sailer’s blog?

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  122. on August 3, 2010 at 6:26 am AGUARDIENTE ANTIOQUEÑO SIN AZUCAR

    doug

    Give it a rest bitter beta. She’d known him several months at least. I’ve had public sex with a lot of not just sluts but good or relatively good girlfriends. In alleys, in taxis, in a bus bathroom when I was a lot younger, in trains, on planes not in the lavatory, in parks, just off hiking trails etc.

    …and in internet cafes, in chat rooms, on t3’s and t1’s and even dialup connections ay mami!!

    don’t worry doug, we believe you buddy, there’s no need to continue inserting “facts” about yourself into conversations that are not about yourself
    no need to try so hard

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  123. “I wonder if this means Jewish girls are the sluttiest girls of them all?”

    I would say at 130 or above IQ, they are definitely slutty (if fuckable, obviously.) My sample size may be small, but intuition says that is indeed the case.

    But below that it varies — I’ve known all types: late virgins, long-term monogamous, slutty, etc.

    “And if true, would that then make the fact anti-Semitic?”

    Facts don’t kill people; people kill people. Or something…

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  124. um hm this post totally reads lyk the host thinks he has a good grasp on females but he just doesn’t. teh sluttyest girls i know r totally bubbly, superfeminine schoolteacher types who fall in and out of love super quickly and bring the drama like wat. of course these girls r super good at keeping their sluttiness under wraps.

    by contrast, the girls who r less traditionlaly “feminine” have a distinctly male attitude toward sex, i.e. they r able to divorce teh deed from the emotion, but they r more selective about who they give it up 2. while they r quick to have sex, and a lot of it, with teh right guy, the right guy doesn’t come along very often. also the mor masculine chix r likely to be honest about their numbers and count wat counts, u know? cuz there’s no moral qualms there about whether or not the guy will care, obvz.

    myself, i’m pretty quick for the right guy but most guys can’t keep up.

    also~

    “I can’t tell you how many girls have confessed to me that they don’t consider handjobs, blowjobs, or anal love as sex.”

    who thinks taht handjobs r sex? i mean really r u a total puritan or sumthing?

    but also i guess u guys r the type of peopel who think taht hi-iq is totes correlated with ivy leaguerism–obvz a problem in itself.

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  125. @ Laura

    “R definitely has a lot of experience with women, so I don’t doubt his observations. Most women probably have the potential to be whores and I don’t really consider myself any better than most.”

    This sounds like an invitation.

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  126. johnny marks—

    dude, you’re doing something wrong in life if you’re NOT having sex on buses, in elevators, on beaches, in parks, on the kitchen table, under stars, in the moment….etc.

    go live a little. you really so scream bitter beta.

    Doug speaks the truth 🙂

    If having six partners makes me a slut than I’m a raging one and proud of it! I have never cheated, I love deeply, I am a passionate, warm person, I am not bitter in the slightest, and I enjoy spontaneous sex. Big fucking deal. You doin it better than me? Seriously fucking doubt it.

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  127. on August 3, 2010 at 7:09 am AGUARDIENTE ANTIOQUEÑO SIN AZUCAR

    elementary school teachers = control freaks usually
    esp. at private schools
    the more excloosive the school the more likely it is that there are many layers of womanipulative tendency simmering beneath the surface of it all

    now the ones who work with special needs students? those are the truly selfless ones
    and if you have an autistic baby with your autistic wife that you met on the internet then shel’l know just how to care for it
    whizzzzzzbang!

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  128. Not all Jewish women are sluts but my mother certainly was. She cheated on my dad (when she went to real estate school). After my parents divored she became a super slut. I can’t remember how many guys she dated and how many strange men she brought home for one night stands.

    My mom had a high powered career in the day and led a party lifestyle at night. She would often go out to bars,bars, and rock concerts with her girlfriends. She would smoke weed. She would always (and I mean always) have a glass of white wine and a cigarette in her hand. She was always lauging out loud with her friends, the life of the party.

    Wouldn’t you expect a party mom like this to be permissive in raising her son? Well she was just the opposite. She was extremely strict and domineering. She was always yelling at me, snapping out orders, humiliating me in front of her hot girlfriends etc. She drained the manhood out of me and raised me to be a submissive nice guy type, which I am to the core of my being.

    Now I am extremely attracted to slutty bad girl types. I understand sluts, I respect sluts, I love sluts. The thing is that because I have no dominance in me slutty girls either LJBF me or reject me hard. One LJBF girl called me to pick her up from some guys house she met at a club. Soon after she got in my car she said “OMG he was so good”. I felt so frustrated yet I got a tingle of excitement.

    Althouh it hurts my feelings, I also get a sexual charge out of hot slutty girls rejecting me at the club, especially if they are super bitchy. They have the same exact spirit as my mother, even the drink and cig in their hand is the same!

    I have an easier time attracting nice girls, especially those on the plain and nerdy side. The thing is I don’t feel attraction towards them, they are boring. Slutty women are so much more exciting, they are hedonistic pleasure seekers. I especially like sluts who dress the part with a sexy skirt, heels, nails, etc. I can somewhat relate to David Alexander in the sense that I like women who are oozing with sexuality. Don’t be too judgemental towards me, I am obviously a product of my enviornment.

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  129. Pb says about sluts and impulse control, “And the counter would be that they feel no impulse towards guys they’re not sexually attracted to…”

    There’s always the impulse, especially if the guy has money or the girl is lonely and/or bored.

    The line between being a slut and being a whore takes a lot of self control to hold, especially if you’re attractive.

    Eventually, almost every woman who isn’t living in a convent learns her street value or at least her sexual market value. People are constantly making her aware of it.

    So the impulse to have sex with a feminine guy may be low as far as tingles, but the temptation to sell out is very high.

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  130. Shopping is a good place to check for impulse control…don’t take her alone, but go with her and her friends….observe.

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  131. on August 3, 2010 at 7:51 am AGUARDIENTE ANTIOQUEÑO SIN AZUCAR

    Shopping is a good place to check for impulse control

    el boudoir is also un lugar fantastico to check for control d’impulses

    see
    if she no puede to stop her impulse to cummmmmmmm de los orgasmicos with you
    then you say she fail her impulse control test and you kick her out on the curb de la calle

    this way you shall be assured of eventually having a virgen with whom you will have no fun
    due to her superior control de las impulses!

    viva las sluts
    i, aguardiente (xin azucar so they stay lithe and deliciosas), have personally loosened up half the women in simón bolivar country.
    how is that for el alfa

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  132. AGUARDIENTE ANTIOQUEÑO SIN AZUCAR

    GOOD FOR YOU!!!

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  133. […] { August 3, 2010 @ 8:19 am } · { "I love it file"…, Thee Game-mery, faith has a name } The Sluttiest Slut In The Whole Slutty World « Citizen Renegade. […]

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  134. Ceyx and Alycone says “the section of society from which I come certainly does not follow the route which you claim it does.”

    Which section would that be? I attended the top UK university, move mostly among the upper class in the UK and on the East Coast of the US. The casual sex flows much more easily than among the more puritan middle or upper middle classes.

    Of course Ivy League does not equal upper class, but there’s correlation.

    Your problem might just be that you’re not seeing any action.

    PS. It´s Alcyone, not Alycone.

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  135. But the UK may be different to DC in this regard.

    I worked in DC as a lawyer; I certainly had friends who were quite easy. I find the breakdown of easy to non is the same in law as in other fields I have friends in.

    I wish I could quibble with the general characterization of the lawyer personality, etc. etc., but unfortunately . . . however, the aggressive habits tend to diminish after one has been out of law school long enough and gets tired of being competitive over every silly idiot thing.

    i think innate character can trump most of these traits

    Absolutely.

    Also, again, on finger ratios:
    http://www.economist.com/node/16316949?story_id=16316949&CFID=144475498&CFTOKEN=23650061

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  136. @Lily,
    Religious is not an indicator at least the church I used to go to. Everyone I knew well from that church was a cheater, often with one another.

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  137. I wonder when they are gonna find out that oestrogen leads to aggressive behavior.

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  138. Jay Fink, ouch.

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  139. Roissy,

    You need to do a post on the Smartphone as a game changer in PUA strategy execution. It will not improve game, but it will improve volume of game, as you can easily manage multiple women with variety of media, and as a numbers game improve odds.

    Its way beyond trial texting, getting #s, and maintenance calls.

    There is positive (show & tell pics, hot babe call pics) and negative ( women way too easily give out cell#s today v. home or old cell # of 2 yrs ago)

    Most phones now have HD video, huge high quality resolution, and MMS ubiquity allows pics that make women look good & send on the fly that most women would think twice of, if they had to use a camera, switch memory cards, upload to pc and email or use shitty / slow last generation camera phones.

    Not to mention checking a girls cell# or email on google, on the fly, and coming back from Mens room with relevant strategy, from their facebook, or whatever.

    I just got an iPhone 4 and have had 6 girls send me shots within 1-3 days of meeting:

    -Wet sheer top with hard nipples after shower b-4 bed
    -6 bikinis this weekend; ask they will send
    -A ukrainian chick stuck at o’Hare, wanted me to send her a “sexy” pic, then she sent one of her modeling/lingerie, then of her butt in Ladies room, etc. I had sent shirtless pics, then from back and she was going wild.

    Not happening with a crap blackberry or clamshell phone; escalation, loss of inhibitions, and intimacy with smartphone is realtime.

    And I download all these and save so when they call, that shot appears. Everyone from girls in Whole Foods line to dates sees and it changes their view

    Not to mention the 100 pics I have from Prague trip, my car, art collection, artistic photographs of beaches, daytrips I will take them on, scan of article I got published, etc.

    I also do the maintenance text on the fly to 8 girls in like 3 minutes. “How was your day”…iPhone keeps a running tally in green bubbles and you can run game and update with pics instantly. Also, you can screen the prudes out, and the non-responsive.

    If you dont have a full gallery of 200 pics on your phone, and 4-6 pics of babes…then u r pure beta. Technology can help game, put not when its on a shelf.

    I am sure there will be negatives, from Facetime calls when you r cheating, to GPS tracking of you (legal via google lattitude to illegal) to her opening your phone.

    For now smart phones are an edge, if you dont have the latest (ie, status symbol) then you are in the dark ages of beta.

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  140. Hurray! My previous comment is out of moderation.

    @al
    I suspect there is a difference between big-law and corporate law women (status and dominance seekers) an those that choose the academic or small practice route.

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  141. on August 3, 2010 at 10:41 am OnlineSeducer

    what a good timing, check out these articles on jezebel hailing sluthood !

    http://m.jezebel.com/5596772/my-sluthood-myself

    http://notadirtyword.net/2010/07/28/my-sluthood-my-hero-and-my-gag-order/

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  142. on August 3, 2010 at 10:46 am Just A Horny Dude

    Jay Fink, you are a self-rationalizing loser. You should murder your mother, fuck her dead body, and get over these pathetic hangups. What a douche.

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  143. Test

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  144. It seems I can post, but not if I actually write anything. :/

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  145. Jay Fink,

    Welcome to rehabilitation.

    Step 1.

    When a woman asks you to do something, say no 100% of the time. You will get laid more, and always on your terms.

    Step 2.

    Once your mindset has changed you can start looking for an LTR where give and take/ push and pull is more important than strict asshole game. Try to find girls who work in the sciences- easily susceptible to real men and surprisingly feminine.

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  146. Fink,

    Your post stirred the black coffee in my gut. Grow a pair. I bet you jerk it to cuckold porn.

    Disgusting.

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  147. public sex offender says:

    “If having six partners makes me a slut than I’m a raging one and proud of it! I have never cheated, I love deeply, I am a passionate, warm person, I am not bitter in the slightest, and I enjoy spontaneous sex. Big fucking deal. You doin it better than me? Seriously fucking doubt it.”

    Sweetheart, I don’t care if you are a skank. I love skanks. But why should anyone believe your “number”? It’s virtually impossible to trust anyone on this subject, let alone a heartbroken girl over the interweb.

    Anoukange, stop trying to de-slutify yourself. No matter what you say, nothing will change. Those who like you will continue to like you despite your moral failings and those who dislike you will continue to dislike you. However, continuing with qualifying and justifying your past will only lower your value.

    Haven’t you learned anything about game from this blog? Settle down….

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  148. Ah, then I’m at no risk with my unemployed girlfriend who cant justify any new shit in her life.

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  149. Jay Fink—

    If your story is true, and not just a troll looking for a reaction, then you’re rather the poster child for second wave feminist female emasculation of our sons, in this case done directly by your mother. You case certainly could be true. It would tend to go this way with such a mother unless you had very high T or other strongly competing influences early on. The more of a MILF she was the worse, and it’s sounds like she was.

    Your story again if true rather well illustrates why I think female junior high teachers even or esp. if they’re hot getting with their students can be a much more serious issue than many, esp. many guys, tend to think it is. When guy’s imagine that situation many just think how hot to be getting sex from a sexy teacher if she’s hot. Of course they imagine some of the hottest looking such sensational media cases such as LeTourneau. What they’re leaving out is the real possibility of mind games intending or unintended. Really I think it all boils down to whether the female teach is by inclination sexually submissive to at least some degree (as the vast majority of girls are w/guys that turn them on most), or dominant, or a switch on that. If the later who do you thinks she’s gonna find it easy to be sexually dominant with? A much younger student who’s never had full sex before or only once badly or something might fit the bill, and she’ll have her pick of all the horniest ones. That could lead to your situation, or more so. It’s less bad in that they didn’t grow up with it (presumably, though dominating browbeating 2nd wave feminist mothers are hardly rare in America today) but worse in that it’s supercharged with first early teen sex.

    As for you, your problem isn’t just attracting hot enough girls to you. Your problem is also being attracted to them enough if they aren’t real real slutty bad girls. As you take those types take a whole lot of dominance to attract, by and large, esp. if they’re at all hot. And they cheat. Frankly it seems to me that unless you utterly transform yourself with game, you’re gonna be cuckolded, and not a little. There is a submissive male role there that makes me shudder for anti feminist reasons, and for reasons similar to why actually contemplating gay sex makes me shudder. It’s the knowing and accepting cuckold role. It exists.

    How old are you, roughly?

    I’d try real asshole game, going overboard myself for awhile in your case. Paul’s advice to you is good, if thin. There’s tons of good advice from Roissy in his archives, just skip the most political articles in your case to save time. Though I think it’s good to have some anti-feminist perspective in your head to spot their manipulations. It’s your life. Reading a whole lot of the archives would do you a lot of good, prepatory to going out and falling flat on your face, but in the right direction.

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  150. That is no moon….err….. woman. That is no woman. I refuse to believe that this “thing” in the picture is a woman.

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  151. “dude, you’re doing something wrong in life if you’re NOT having sex on buses, in elevators, on beaches, in parks, on the kitchen table, under stars, in the moment….etc.”

    yes a MAN is doing something wrong if he isn’t doing that–and the WOMEN he is DOING IT with are sluts

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  152. i am not curvaceous from steve sailors blog, i almost always post as just dana or ocasionally STFU til i blew my cover

    i have read steve sailor (isteve.com)for almost 10 years i guess and was on his HBD mailing list for a while — it was my entre to internet hbd that led me to the roissysphere

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  153. samseau-

    De-slutify myself? Please. I am a raging slut!!! yipee!! I worship cock!! You love skanks? Awesome, let’s meet! You might as well get a hummer out of it, yes? Like I’ve advertised in the past, I’m damn good at them…(of course this is due to being in two long-term relationships that spanned over a decade and I learned what men like, not from having countless johns in my mouth). Take advantage…be number 7!! You had better hurry though, there is sexy-ass Italian that is waiting in the gates as I type this.

    I don’t lie about my number because I don’t have to. It’s the truth. Only six men can claim they bed me. By all that is written here, having six partners makes me a slut…sooooo…I’m a slutty slut! Come hit it samseau…I dare you! I’ll leave you limping, in a good way baby.

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  154. dana–

    yes a MAN is doing something wrong if he isn’t doing that–and the WOMEN he is DOING IT with are sluts

    Many guys love one man sluts dana. It’s wandering sluts that are the issue.

    People differ on this. No one thing is right.

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  155. dana,
    What I said before about being faithful, I meant I don’t think I’m that much different from most of the women I know by being faithful to my husband. I wonder if Roissy is referring mostly to a younger crowd, without children that socialize together a lot. I live in the suburbs where most people are busy with their kids, work and family activities. There is only one woman that I know well that I know had an affair. She was in her 20’s at the time and they didn’t have any children and she traveled a lot for work. Her husband ended up divorcing her and now she is in her late 30’s and still single. I just don’t really see many women in my stage of life having affairs.

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  156. p.s.-

    I’m not heartbroken anymore…I was a year ago. I’m back to good. Thanks for caring though, it shows your soft side. 😉

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  157. anoukange–

    By all that is written here, having six partners makes me a slut…sooooo…I’m a slutty slut!

    In comments by betas. You’re a bit under Roissy’s rough slut number esp. I’d think given you’re early 30s and not 25, and having all LTRs except one which was intended as a good not too short fling, is definitely to the good girl side as well.

    Definitely not a slut in my eyes or many/most guy’s eyes who’ve gotten sex a lot in urban America.

    Are you a bit challenging for many betas’ sense of mastery? Yeah, it seems so.

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  158. anounkange–

    I’m not heartbroken anymore…I was a year ago.

    Actually having been heartbroken is a strong non slut tell.

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  159. Doug-

    So true. I have yet to meet a guy who has a problem with my number. Most are shocked it’s not higher given I’ve been hot since I was 17. I get hit on every damn day. This will end, as we all know, but until then I have many choices. I lucked out, what can I say? Both of my parents were good looking. They also taught me to be kind. A tad feisty, but kind.

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  160. Doug-

    I think I am falling in love with you. Please tell your girlfriend I am very sorry, I didn’t mean to 🙂

    *also sorry to Bhetti

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  161. Doug1= what a man, what a man, what a mighty fine man!

    Number “1” fo sure!

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  162. men don’t seem to have a problem with a girls count?

    for the truth, refer always to gone with the wind

    Scarlett: “ashley told me he likes to see a girl with a healthy appetite

    Mammy: what gempmums says and what they means is two diffrunt things..and besides i don’t see Mister Ashley askin to marry you!

    have those men who didn’t mind your “count” asked you to marry them?

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  163. dana,
    That was one of the best lines from GWTW.

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  164. dana-

    why oh why you love to hate on me, I’ll never know.

    Yes, two asked for my hand in marriage. I said no because I find marriage to be only necessary if there are children. I do long-term without the paperwork. It’s just my style, I know it’s not for all gals.

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  165. I don’t need/want a man’s money. I need/want his company, his fuzzy, masculine smelling nook, his humor, and his heart.

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  166. [email protected]

    telling them the truth=hate

    i don’t “hate” you at all, you have made a spectacle of yourself and im mocking you

    this is how everyone would treat you if they weren’t trying to fuck you

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  167. anouk,
    Six men doesn’t seem like that much for a woman in her 30’s in today’s society. Your public break-up with Roosh might be a little more of a liability, but you seemed to have recovered from it okay. I do give you credit for coming back on here even after you were humiliated. It shows some courage.

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  168. dana-

    In case you haven’t noticed…I don’t give a shit about the internet shaming. It’s real life that counts. Of course you’re mocking me because you are ugly on the inside and out. It’s a given, I’ve gotten it from girls like you my whole life. Cheers dear!

    Laura-

    I didn’t come from what and where I came from and climb to the heights I have by not being brave. I am on fire with courage. Some would claim stupidity, and I have a bit of that too. Thank you. Roosh and I were never together, we were friends given we share the same birthday which I thought was cool, so there was no break up, just a nasty ending of that friendship. I was still in love with another man and heartbroken that it didn’t work out between us as a result of his career ambitions when I met Roosh, and was on the rebound. I made the poor decision to trust him, as a friend, we never dated. It sucked but on the bigger time-line of my life, it was minor and actually quite fucking hilarious now. My friends tease me that I have the world’s worst odds of picking a fling.

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  169. @Jay Fink

    An easier route than some have suggested above for you, Jay, is hookers. Trust me on this one. Go to [yourcity].backpage.com, and look for the escorts tab, or perhaps even easier, look onto my site (http://guyinism.com), and click on the “backpage” ad toward the lower right and then find your city. I don’t get any money from anyone answering an ad.

    That having been said, one negative with respect to your tastes is that hookers these days rarely dress slutty unless you ask them. Its a combination of them wanting to be discreet when doing outcall (i.e., visiting you), and trying to differentiate themselves from non-professionals, since non-professionals these days try to look so hookerish everywhere they go. Some may not even dress slutty until the second time, after they’ve met you. Some may not even have anything slutty to wear, and you may have to pick up something up for them, but you can get hot outfits in adult stores for south of $20.

    My primary recommendation is to do outcall to your home, and not incall (visiting them). I’ve never heard of someone getting busted in their own home for having a hooker over. On the other hand, if you visit them, or meet in a hotel, you are rolling dice.

    One of these days, I’d like to do a whole book or at least a chapter on hooker Game – if anyone wants to work with me on that, let me know.

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  170. @anoukange
    I don’t need/want a man’s money. I need/want his company, his fuzzy, masculine smelling nook, his humor, and his heart.

    Where were you when I needed you.

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  171. Roissies,

    Yes yes yes SWPLs slut it up the most. Obvious obviouses.

    Roissy needs a pat on the back?

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  172. Gorbachev–

    @anouk–Where were you when I needed you.

    how goes it with PCG? Any update from your write up at SD’s?

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  173. Anouk your claim that you aren’t a slut is belied by the fact you call Roosh a ‘friend’ but slept with him. This is what Dana is talking about. Believe me I’m not saying you’re a slut, I’m just saying your messages may be mixed.

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  174. Ring finger longer than index finger:she’s probably a slut. Clit longer than index finger:Def a slut!

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  175. on August 3, 2010 at 4:10 pm gunslingergregi

    ”””””on August 3, 2010 at 3:10 pm Gorbachev
    @anoukange
    I don’t need/want a man’s money. I need/want his company, his fuzzy, masculine smelling nook, his humor, and his heart.

    Where were you when I needed you.

    ””””’
    Yea why was roosh a fling he had no money only status.

    Why the love of doug he has status and money.

    Poor dear woman are so predictable some of them.

    Why do you think I want money lol

    Then I have money status and can pump and dump celebrities.

    I think that is the area where people might think doug was not living up to potential.

    That and he won’t duel.

    That would be where I would think he was not living up to potential.

    If he is a millionaire and not getting celeb quality pussy at least for one nighters then he mights as well be a regular dude with no money. What would be diference>?

    Doug your mission is to go and fuck a movie star so we can live vicariously or something jesus.

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  176. Al – I’m in law school and the aggressive, cunty traits of most females here are evident. Some girls here though are fun to party with and hang out with. These tend to be the former athlete types. What sport did you play?

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  177. @Doug1
    Gorbachev–

    @how goes it with PCG? Any update from your write up at SD’s?

    I have a growing encyclopedia of long-term game in development.

    I’d like to say I have her eating out of my hand, but it’s working both ways.

    Very important: maintain hand. Be the powerful one. At least some women fall into that gravity well with glee.

    It’s making life somewhat … complicated.

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  178. @Jack
    Al – I’m in law school and the aggressive, cunty traits of most females here are evident. Some girls here though are fun to party with and hang out with. These tend to be the former athlete types. What sport did you play?

    Lawyer chicks are fantastic to fuck. Really, some of them will exhaust you. They’ll also tool you faster than a Home Hardware associate. Seriously, cunty lawyers are usually horrible people (forget women – they’re just horrible people, same as lawyer men).

    Fuck their brains out, for sure. 1) NEVER marry them; 2) NEVER trust them (they will screw around on you without blinking); 3) They have noses for weakness. Be weak = get lost.

    But if you a get them into bed, they’ll usually ride you like a horny monkey. Also, they tend to be funky and exciting.

    If you can put up with them, fantastic sex. But whatever you do, treat like fire: nice to keep you warm. Don’t get too close.

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  179. @Doug1..after reading my post I can see where I could come across as a troll. But I am being very sincere and honest. I am sure with so many children being raised by single moms today our culture will produce more boys who grow up soft like me. Or they will become the other extreme..the violent thug type.

    I have no doubt that it works but I don’t have it in me to do asshole game, I couldn’t pull it off, it’s too far from my personality type. I am 40. I don’t chase girls anymore. I am in a relationship with my live in girlfriend. I settled for her for the companionship, plus she is reasonably attractive. But I’m not really into her because she isn’t the dominant slut type I find so stimulating.

    @DirkJohnson, I have read your posts before. I am glad there is someone else out there who likes and appreciates sluts as much as me. I will check out your website. It’s not just hookers, it seems that women in general dress more modestly and less slutty than they used to…which I think is a sad thing. I am sure that women behave as slutty as ever, especially in the large coastal urban centers, but they don’t dress the part as much. Unless they are out clubbing, I see less slutty dress, high heels, heavy makeup, long sexy nails etc. When I see pictures of girls in Russia it looks like utopia to me. All the women are dressed as sexy and slutty as can be,,they wear high heels or spiked heel boots etc. My impression is that they behave as slutty as they look and that no one there criticizes them for it. I wish so much it was that way here. Eastern European and Latin Americn are my twofavorite cultures because they encourage women to dress ultra fem and sexy, it’s the exact opposite of the Muslim culture that forces women to cover themselves.

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  180. gunslingergregi–

    Yeah, cause roosh and Doug are so alike in character. pfft!! hahahaha. Please. Status?? Thanks for the laugh!! Money’s got nothing to do with it for me. If you have not met either man in person, shut the fuck up!

    aoefe-

    Every man I have slept with was a friend of mine. Friendship and sex are intertwined all the time my dear. I was looking for a fellow Americano to travel through Colombia with, that is all. We never dated, we were friends that happened to have slept together because I’m a dumb ass. Simple as that. Any mistakes in your past?

    Gorb-

    Hi-five again on the hottie. Hope the sex is still ridiculous. woot!

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  181. @anoukange

    aoefe-

    Every man I have slept with was a friend of mine. Friendship and sex are intertwined all the time my dear. I was looking for a fellow Americano to travel through Colombia with, that is all. We never dated, we were friends that happened to have slept together because I’m a dumb ass. Simple as that. Any mistakes in your past?

    Live and learn, right?

    Gorb-
    Hi-five again on the hottie. Hope the sex is still ridiculous. woot!

    Super hottie. The sex is book-worthy. Alas, … so is everything else. That presents a conundrum of major proportions.

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  182. @Anouk,

    Bring your blog back.

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  183. on August 3, 2010 at 5:30 pm gunslingergregi

    ”””””’on August 3, 2010 at 5:09 pm anoukange
    gunslingergregi–

    Yeah, cause roosh and Doug are so alike in character. pfft!! hahahaha. Please. Status?? Thanks for the laugh!! Money’s got nothing to do with it for me. If you have not met either man in person, shut the fuck up!
    ””””’
    Just be honest anouki he he he

    Riiighhhttt nothing to do with anything that doug got loot.

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  184. Gorb-

    It’s on hiatus until the fall. I have been having some issues with a real life stalker and I was forced to delete some stuff and involve the police at this point. I may sneak in some visual posts in August for all of you that have asked me, we’ll see.

    Book-worthy sex? Bastard!

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  185. gunslingergregi–

    My six year ex was worth over a million when I left him. Money can’t buy me love. I don’t do basements though, I will admit that.

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  186. on August 3, 2010 at 5:46 pm gunslingergregi

    So that wasn’t enough dam your a status whore he he he

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  187. “Here is what the typical female überslut might look like:”

    That’s a dude.

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  188. @ Jay Fink

    “it seems that women in general dress more modestly and less slutty than they used to…which I think is a sad thing….Unless they are out clubbing, I see less slutty dress, high heels, heavy makeup, long sexy nails etc.”

    Come on down to Tampa Bay.

    Better yet, spend some time at South Beach – the hottest fashion trend at WMC this year was Vic Secret underwear as outerwear. A couple were walking around the street in thongs, and on the sand itself, a lot of tops [legally] come off.

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  189. Gorg

    Super hottie. The sex is book-worthy. Alas, … so is everything else.

    Everything else? As in high maintenance drama?

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  190. on August 3, 2010 at 8:28 pm Ceyx and Alcyone

    @ Caligula.

    Thanks for the correction. Typos are so easy to overlook.

    Think “WASP.” All I’m saying is that I, as well as the people where I grew up, have very strict social mores. The type of behavior frequently examined on this site, male and female, is unthinkable to me because of the way I was raised.

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  191. on August 3, 2010 at 8:35 pm gunslingergregi

    Well ceyx go talked to some divorced guys and it may make you rethink the way you were raised.

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  192. Well said gunslingergregi.

    Ceyx – just saying that my experiences among American WASPs do not tally with yours. Appearances are important, but scratch the surface and you’ll find as big a fuckfest as anywhere.

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  193. @xsplat
    Gorg
    Super hottie. The sex is book-worthy. Alas, … so is everything else.
    Everything else? As in high maintenance drama?

    Yes. And what happens if you like her, too?

    Sometimes, the more hand you have, the more power you think you have. Often, as she’s sinking in, you’re sinking in just as fast.

    And then what.

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  194. so close but yet so far……

    Game is crack for modern narcissistic women who demand boy toys to provide drama, challenge, fun and good sex. Feminism means they have money and independence. You provide the romance novel fodder. Loyal white knight providers are viewed with contempt by all but the most pragmatic women.

    Ergo, part of your boy toy / male undercompensated gigilo viewpoint… and gents, that’s what you are most of the time with most women (why do you think he insists on her paying)… is to provide entertainment. Chick crack is kissing her ass on certain days of the year. So ignore her 300 days a year, but kiss her ass new years, bday and valentines, xmas… etc… and you’ve cut the odds of an affair by 50%.

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  195. craaazy art chick writes:

    “De-slutify myself? Please. I am a raging slut!!! yipee!! I worship cock!! You love skanks? Awesome, let’s meet! You might as well get a hummer out of it, yes? Like I’ve advertised in the past, I’m damn good at them…(of course this is due to being in two long-term relationships that spanned over a decade and I learned what men like, not from having countless johns in my mouth). Take advantage…be number 7!! You had better hurry though, there is sexy-ass Italian that is waiting in the gates as I type this.”

    God, you are too easy.

    Why are you so adamant about proving your non-sluttiness? This shit is just weird. On one hand you claim not to care what others think, and on the other hand you want to prove to everyone how non-slutty you are. Your hamster must be very tired.

    Because I’m a nice guy, I’ll tell you the point you don’t understand:

    This is the internet. There is no reason to believe anything you write or say. Everything we write here is suspect. Moreover, a girl who has PUBLIC SEX scores very high on the kink-o-meter. Most of the sluttiest girls I know wouldn’t do shit like that. It takes a special kind of slut, one with alpha characteristics of disregarding the opinions of others, perhaps the highest alpha trait around, which you seem to have in spades.

    The most fundamental tenet of game: judge a girl by her actions. God knows how many easy lays I would have missed if I believed a girl who told me:

    “I don’t do one-night stands.” And later that night she’s willing to do anything.

    Anyhow, I’m not a fan of meeting people over the internet, especially through this blog, which is at maximum capacity in terms of fucked up motherfuckers, but if you’d like to send me some of your tasteful nude shots (of you, not Roosh) then you can send them to iamsam.seau (at) gmail (dot) com. Thereafter I will send you pics of my young, well-kept body that all the cougars love, upon which you can then fantasize of being your 7th lay.

    Keep your panties on,

    Samseau

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  196. Gorb

    Sometimes, the more hand you have, the more power you think you have. Often, as she’s sinking in, you’re sinking in just as fast.

    And then what.

    Yup. You’re fucked. Nothing to do but ride it out. Certainly the notion of free will doesn’t apply in such situations, and I’m not being sarcastic. Nothing for it but to see it through until you are free of the love affliction. May take a few years to get there, and a few to get over it. Fucked.

    I’d trade places.

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  197. Chick crack is kissing her ass on certain days of the year. So ignore her 300 days a year, but kiss her ass new years, bday and valentines, xmas… etc… and you’ve cut the odds of an affair by 50%.

    Na. Manufactured romance or on demand monkey-puppet displays of dutiful affection lose you hand. Rule of a hands thumb – maintain full hand at all times.

    Dissapoint her on Valentines day. Because your whole life is valentines day, and fuck her if she’s feeling special. She’s feeling special?! What the fuck – she’s insulting you. What, you aren’t treating her well enough? She has some problem with the relationship?

    Valentines day is for people who are not passionate full time.

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  198. Slutty stuts aside , one thing that I have noticed and/or come to realise is that women that are in their 30’s (and beyond) tend to still rely on the old “tricks” and modes of behaviour that got them attention and “success” with men when they were in their teens and 20’s.

    What these women fail to realise is that by the time most men have reached their 30’s, men have had to evolve their game considerably and those that have done this successfully are able to apply it to younger women (that are in their 20’s) and are able to be far more selective as to which older women they are willing to game.

    Women with too many “red flags” become all the more obvious and men usually have the experience and knowledge to avoid getting hooked up long term with these sluts or flakes or just plain psychos.

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  199. samseau–

    oh my fucking god, dude. I was joking.

    wow.

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  200. samseau–

    get a sense of humor and sense of sarcasm. It’s rare that I use such heavy sarcasm…what a waste. Yeah, like I meet potential romantic partners off the internet. hahahahaha!!!

    thank you for you serious and strange reply.

    Having sex in public does not make one slutty. Having sex with many different people makes one slutty. But to each their own definition. If you’re not having kinky, exciting, hot sex, I’m very, very sorry. This may help to explain that stick up your ass.

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  201. @anoukange

    “Having sex in public does not make one slutty. Having sex with many different people makes one slutty. But to each their own definition. If you’re not having kinky, exciting, hot sex, I’m very, very sorry. This may help to explain that stick up your ass.”

    I’m still laughing!!!!lol!!!!hahahaha!!

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  202. Gorb-

    you’re fucked, sure, but in a good way. Just keep it from crashing and burning. Besides, you and I both know it’s the mind fuck of the “what ifs” that make life worth risking for and living. Meeting one’s match is always a treat. Trying to keep your heart out of it and not look her in the eye mid-thrust is quite the challenge, eh?

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  203. @Gorb

    You’ve hit gold!!!

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  204. what-

    I said to each their own definition. Six partners in sixteen years is never judged harshly out here in the real world. Trust me, I’m living it. This internet world is not a true representation of the masses.

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  205. @anouk
    That guy Johnny Marks had no business bringing it up *again*, for no reason too…
    but why bother qualifying yourself to a bunch of people on a blog. You’re worth more than that.

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  206. [email protected] having “no business” saying anything on the internet

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  207. on August 4, 2010 at 10:55 am gunslingergregi

    ””””’on August 4, 2010 at 10:17 am Lily
    @anouk
    That guy Johnny Marks had no business bringing it up *again*, for no reason too…
    but why bother qualifying yourself to a bunch of people on a blog. You’re worth more than that.

    ”””
    Really I find no incrongruency in her that goes with her inner call of her dream.

    She was pushed before and told the truth rather than not giving satisfaction of answering.

    For a woman to become a diamond they also need to feel enough pain to be able to understand life.

    I giver her good marks on the courage to be where her inner self tells her to be.

    She is trying to find the truth of her life not an easy process.

    Have not seen her picture.

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  208. Lily-

    Thank you. 🙂 at this point I am far removed from it and can have some fun with it. I keep waiting for people to get over it, but alas, they haven’t yet. I don’t view what I write as qualifying, it is my truth and I will defend it, regardless of how it paints me. Some people lie, I do not. I don’t play by the rules here and folks just can’t seem to grasp that. It is their own structures that limit them. Rules, boxes, dogmatic belief systems, and fear of truth have never clipped my wings. I am free, it is they who are not. Silly rabbits.

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  209. @anoukange
    Gorb-

    you’re fucked, sure, but in a good way. Just keep it from crashing and burning. Besides, you and I both know it’s the mind fuck of the “what ifs” that make life worth risking for and living. Meeting one’s match is always a treat. Trying to keep your heart out of it and not look her in the eye mid-thrust is quite the challenge, eh?

    Hehehehe. It always is, but what happens when her game is as good as or better than yours?

    When you play in the big leagues, be prepared to dance.

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  210. @what

    @Gorb

    You’ve hit gold!!!

    All that glitters, …

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  211. Gorbachev–

    Yes. And what happens if you like her, too?

    Sometimes, the more hand you have, the more power you think you have. Often, as she’s sinking in, you’re sinking in just as fast.

    And then what.

    Enjoy losing control. God bless. I know, I know. Falling under her spells, falling in love.

    But regain it. You must. You can get lost again, temporarily.

    But you must regain hand. It doesn’t work otherwise. It really doesn’t. With her options, you’ll lose her. Unless she was brought up extremely good girl and she’s really committed to you. But even so, that holding on is losing. Hand. Don’t lose it for long. Regain.

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  212. Ah, anouk the kook is not as intelligent as I thought. Too bad.

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  213. @Doug1
    Gorbachev–
    Enjoy losing control. God bless. I know, I know. Falling under her spells, falling in love.

    But regain it. You must. You can get lost again, temporarily.

    But you must regain hand. It doesn’t work otherwise. It really doesn’t. With her options, you’ll lose her. Unless she was brought up extremely good girl and she’s really committed to you. But even so, that holding on is losing. Hand. Don’t lose it for long. Regain.

    Hand is everything. Maintaining hand is very hard work. Very.

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  214. […] nothing else, I’d like to see shame come back at least to the point that this woman couldn’t even mention the possibility of getting married. Any man who marries a divorced […]

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  215. @xsplat
    Gorb
    Sometimes, the more hand you have, the more power you think you have. Often, as she’s sinking in, you’re sinking in just as fast.
    And then what.

    Yup. You’re fucked. Nothing to do but ride it out. Certainly the notion of free will doesn’t apply in such situations, and I’m not being sarcastic. Nothing for it but to see it through until you are free of the love affliction. May take a few years to get there, and a few to get over it. Fucked.

    I’d trade places.

    Would you?

    Even though I appear to have surrendered my free will?

    Funny how I seem to be doing things I swear, publicly, I’d never do. Interesting how people work.

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  216. Yes, Gorb. I’m actively working to put myself into your position.

    I want to maneuver my ship into the best dock I can find. I realize there comes a point where not docking is not an option.

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  217. @xsplat

    Yes, Gorb. I’m actively working to put myself into your position.

    I want to maneuver my ship into the best dock I can find. I realize there comes a point where not docking is not an option.

    You never plan this shit. It just happens. I think.

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  218. @Gorb
    @Doug

    Do you know just how many people are looking of the real connection? If it happens, good for you. That deep emotional connection is not easy to find. You got her and vise versa. How wonderful.

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  222. “dude, you’re doing something wrong in life if you’re NOT having sex on buses, in elevators, on beaches, in parks, on the kitchen table, under stars, in the moment….etc.”

    Jesus, I refrain from drinking anything other than water (from a sport-cap) on public transit. I wouldn’t want to spill a latte all over the seat because, you know, someone else will be sitting there later. With only mild sarcasm, how does it really work? I’m genuinely curious because apparently I’m doing something wrong in life. What type of clothing are you wearing? Easy access, I would presume. Do you lie down any other clothing to shield you (where thousands of people have sat before)? Or is standing better? I tend to squirt, so I’d make a mess. That’s kind of rude. People will be sitting there on their morning commutes.

    Nature? That’s about the only place “public sex” would be appropriate, IMO. Secluded, wooded setting. Elevators, I suppose are possible. People just stand in them. But buses? Hell, there’s a possibility I might actually consider f—ing a wild animal (ideally, a mustang) I find in nature before a human on a bus. I could be down to my last egg and ovluating, but I really don’t see anything compelling me to absorb a cock on public transit. I don’t even feel clean sitting on public transit (although I still wouldn’t further contaminate the area for future passengers by squirting all over the place).

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