I Got My First Craigslist Missed Connection

LXXXXXX XXXX Fri 10pm – m4m (staircase to sidewalk)


Reply to: [email protected]
Date: 2008-10-11, 9:16AM EDT

you walked down to the sidewalk from the west bldg, made eye contact, then went back inside your bldg….second staircase. you had a hat on and i was dog walking.


I got excited until I noticed it was from a dude. 😯





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  1. Doesn’t show up when I search http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mis/

    ??

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  2. Don’t worry man, happens to us all………………..you fucking fag!

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  3. interesting that you were browsing those particular listings…

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  4. He must have been pulled in by your alpha allure.

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  5. Yeah, I mean don’t you actually have to be looking in the M4M section to see the gay postings? I’m not making fun of you because honestly, who hasn’t snuck a peak in that section to see if any queens thought that they were attractive? Am I right? Anyone? Uhhh…nevermind.

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  6. Made eye contact? Made eye contact????

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  7. It was Patrick H.

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  8. Brown eye contact ?

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  9. The gays love using craigslist as a social networking/dating tool.

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  10. going back to your previous post on flying, invisibility, etc. you mentioned that you already had a big cock. Now how much of you ability to have developed into an Alpha was a result of that. I bet a lot. your blog posts have excellent insight into human interaction and life. However, I doubt you would’ve had the amount of success you have had had you been born with a small cock. You still could’ve developed an excellent game but it would’ve been impeded to an extent if you had a small cock.

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  11. Woah, didn’t know roissy smoked pole.

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  12. Unable to locate the original CL post…

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  13. He prob flagged it. If I were him I wouldn’t want 38 trolls like David Alexander and sara emailing the poster…

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  14. Although, that doesn’t explain why he was browsing the m4m section…

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  15. 10 Anonymous:

    going back to your previous post on flying, invisibility, etc. you mentioned that you already had a big cock. Now how much of you ability to have developed into an Alpha was a result of that. I bet a lot. your blog posts have excellent insight into human interaction and life. However, I doubt you would’ve had the amount of success you have had had you been born with a small cock. You still could’ve developed an excellent game but it would’ve been impeded to an extent if you had a small cock.

    Yes, Monsieur Roissy no doubt carries a side of beef between his legs that would make even VK cry himself to sleep at night in shame (ahem). But having said that, I must ask:

    Just how small are we talkin’ here?

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  16. on October 26, 2008 at 5:11 pm Large Hadron Collider

    LHC seeks data sets 1 and 2.

    1. Has anyone on here
    ever made a connection
    from a missed connection ad?

    2. Has anyone on here
    ever posted a missed connection ad?

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  17. Nate — it takes a heck of a LOT MORE people than one or two (or fifteen) different IPs to flag a CL posting.

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  18. LOLROF

    Some men are into trying new things.

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  19. @Large Hadron Collider
    1.no
    2. no

    I doubt you would’ve had the amount of success you have had had you been born with a small c*cK

    A powerful tongue can help one overcome many “smaller” issues. Trust me on this!

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  20. huh, ppl actually look at that shit?

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  21. @16 LHC – i’m with chic, no on either posting or finding one meant for me. how much data do your sets need b/f they’re statistically significant??

    btw CL’s casual encounters – PRICELESS! 🙂

    oh, and LOL re 8 Affe!!!!!!!!!

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  22. What the f*ck is a “Craigslist Missed Connection”?

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  23. 21 dirty blonde:

    btw CL’s casual encounters – PRICELESS!

    Has any straight male *ever* gotten laid off of Casual Encounters?

    As far as I can tell, it’s 99% fake and 1% ridiculously selective fatties/old hags.

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  24. Two of the last 3 posts are making me begin to doubt our host’s prowess. CL? It’s not April Fool’s Day. Come on, studly. You’ve been doing way better than this. M4M? Tell us this is a self parody, please. You’re putting us on.

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  25. No post today?

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  26. look, folks, it was in missed connections, not M4M.

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  27. @MarkD- Roissy had to go light on the last few posts after his “I slept with your woman and you have no idea” post. A number of his readers, both male and female were ready to ripe him a new ahole.

    I rarely allow posts to bother me( I read too many blogs) but that post really really got to me. There is just something about being made a fool of or having someone pull the “okie-doke” on me that makes me see red.

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  28. Dirty blonde – personal experience with missed connections?

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  29. look, folks, it was in missed connections, not M4M.

    the missed connections section is divided by w4m, m4m, etc. It’s fine that you make up most of the shit on this blog, but you could do a moment of research first.

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  30. @19Chic – “A powerful tongue can help one overcome many “smaller” issues. Trust me on this!”

    Actually, if a guy’s big enough, he needs a powerful tongue then, too.

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  31. on October 27, 2008 at 10:32 pm getting closer

    Do you work at the Federal Trade Commission?

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  32. MQ – In Roissy’s defense, you can browse the entire category of Missed Connections, without narrowing it down to a subset (W4M, M4W, M4M, etc.):

    http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mis/

    Talk about doing research…

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  33. no and no

    a friend of mine however posted an w4m ad in the casual encounters section to see what the odds of your ad even being looked at are

    and the shortest most half assed 1 line ad can generate 400+ responses in less than a day

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  34. 23 zorgon / 28 jack – no experience w/ missed connections (see my post), but casual encounters rocks. i think the quality of people you find on there varies greatly depending on the market (i.e., bigger city = more people, so more likely you’re going to find someone normal, smaller city = less people, so more likely you’re going to find a nut job).

    my personal CL casual encounters experiences over the past year, which occurred when i was too busy with work to meet people through normal channels but felt like getting together for a drink and some fun: 1 fireman (way hot!), 1 ex-marine (awesome body), and 1 super cute hawaiian. The hawaiian and I still see each other every few weeks – he’s gorgeous and, to be honest, the best EVER. so yes, i can seriously say that CL casual encounters is awesome. and i am not either a ridiculously selective fatty or an old hog. in fact, i’m mostly a relationship type of girl but, as roissy accurately points out, even the best of us release the inner whore now and then and need a night of no-strings fun.

    that said, i’m fairly sure most guys posting on there get nothing but prositute and tranny offers for sex. hey, when you email about that leather couch, you don’t know what you’re really going to get, right? there’s nothing different about emailing that woman who promises you a night of fun. lol…

    oh, and maybe the reason i’ve had so much success is that 32 mr. mike is dead on. women who post, even if cryptic w/ no pics, get so many responses we’re bound to find someone we like. too bad the internet is such a sausage fest.

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  35. Dirty blonde – “relationship” girls do not post ads for uncommitted sexual encounters with random men from the internet, and smart girls do not do that in the day of AIDS. (Condoms have a failure rate, if you hadn’t heard)

    You also seem to be very superficial. You fit your tag quite well.

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  36. Hold a pillow over your face and go with it? I wouldn’t think less of you.

    Hey Jack, girls looking for relationships do post ads for uncommitted sexual encounters. They will be utter failures going this route but they still do it. Incidentally, I have yet to know a female who posted on those kind of websites who was NOT going through some kind of personal or emotional crisis. It’s kind of like emotional eating – if you just wanted to get off you’d masturbate.

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  37. i remember the first woman i met off of craigslist and f’d….mid 40’s, huge boobs, divorced with two kids, mannish hair cut. ah, the joys….

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  38. 13 Nate

    He prob flagged it. If I were him I wouldn’t want 38 trolls like David Alexander and sara emailing the poster…

    Roissy wishes I would Give him that much attention.

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  39. I got two Missed Connections (one by name, one referenced a fairly lengthy metro conversation I had on the way to another date) the first week I moved to town.

    No. Kidding 🙂

    Btw – your previous two posts are hysterical, illogical and easily disproved. Feminists want a Man Tax? In case you haven’t noticed, it’s almost impossible to get a school-related tax, or a tax to keep the 911 system solvent, you really think the feminists are going to force some sort of penis tax on the unsuspecting
    American electorate?

    You used to be more fun. You’re starting to sound kind of panicky.

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  40. check out http://www.almostconnected.com missed connections….pretty cool site

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