When The Body And Face Don’t Match

Sometimes I’ll be walking down the street, checking out a fine looking specimen walking in front of me, her wide, child-bearing hips sashaying left to right, the outline of her ass cheeks barely visible against the sheer fabric of her summer skirt, a hint of side boob, her hair long and complicated, and I’ll whisper to myself “Damn, that is hot”, and she’ll turn around and an ugly face will be staring back at me. Duped!

The above scenario isn’t common. Usually, whatever genes contribute to a woman’s sexy figure are paired with genes that make for a pretty face.

surprise!
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The fathers of hot daughters aren’t wasting their unprotected alpha seed on mothers with butterfaces. The good face and body go hand in hand, like a hair pull with a forward thrust. 90% of the time you see a great hourglass shape from the back it will be attached to a 7 or higher face, so you can safely approach a hot girl from behind whose face you haven’t yet seen.

Borderline unattractive faces on top of hot bodies do happen occasionally, and it is usually a tomboy or fitness nut. These are the women who have worked their bodies into incredible shape from intense physical activity, but never bothered to learn proper makeup application or sitting with their good side facing you to smooth the rough edges of their faintly masculine faces. The next time you’re admiring the long luscious legs of an unattractive horse-faced girl ask her if she’s ever done a triathlon. Odds are, she’ll say yes.

A girl with a great physique but an ugly face immune to the effects of makeup has been the unfortunate victim of poor inheritance — she is the one who got her dad’s masculine face and her mother’s feminine body. She was born to pleasure men doggy style.

The reverse disturbing scenario — the pretty face perched on the ugly body — is much rarer. This is the classic chubby girl whose fat hasn’t yet migrated to her face, making her the perfect conversational and BJ partner. The reason you will not see this “oh, but she’s got such a pretty face” type as often as it’s talked about in popular culture is that it doesn’t take much extra body weight for the face to show signs of unattractive bloat. 20 pounds over normal weight is enough to puff out the cheeks and double up the chin, which will be especially noticeable every time she looks down to adjust her cheap hooker shoes.

In extremely rare hot face ugly body cases, it is a hot girl with some kind of bodily deformity, like a vestigial tail or a hunchback, or a moon surface of cellulite, that ruins the overall effect. For these girls, concealing clothing and advantageous body positioning are the answer, plus radical cosmetic surgery or settling for a grateful beta.





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  1. A common cause of “butterface” on women with good bodies is a masculine jawline. Compliments of Alpha father.

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  2. The reverse disturbing scenario — the pretty face perched on the ugly body — is much rarer

    It is rare that a girl is fat and that that fatness hasn’t in some major way also diminished the attractiveness of her face.

    But what is not uncommon is a woman with an 8-10 face and a completely androgynous, or even masculine, body. In fact the fashion world is full of them.

    This is much more forgivable than a butterface. A female body completely lacking in secondary sexual traits is surprisingly resilient in sexual market value when paired with a beautiful feminine face. The same is not true of the reverse.

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  3. A common cause of “butterface” on women with good bodies is a masculine jawline. Compliments of Alpha father.


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  4. The hot face on the big body is something that is becoming more common, I think. As obesity ravages America, the hot girls fall victim just as often as everyone else.

    However, it’s worth pointing out that the extra chub can give these reasonably hot women some amazingly large breasts.

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  5. While a truly ugly woman with a fit athletic body is still not particularly desirable, if she’s marginal looks-wise being nicely fit can sometimes boost her desirability to a surprising extent.

    As obesity ravages America, the hot girls fall victim just as often as everyone else.

    I don’t agree. Truly hot girls are more likely than plainer ones to maintain their fitness.

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  6. I disagree with the rarity of a hot face on an ugly body.

    I hypothesize that there are more hot girls in foreign countries due to the disparity between the amount of obese women in America and the amount of thin/attractive women in European countries.

    If such a high frequency of people in America are fat shouldn’t that take a toll on the amount of attractive people too?

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  7. on July 29, 2008 at 1:43 pm SovereignAmericanMale

    @4 Peter

    I don’t agree. Truly hot girls are more likely than plainer ones to maintain their fitness.

    As well as being more likely to maintain a smooth as silk bald eagle.

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  8. on July 29, 2008 at 2:04 pm Usually Lurking

    Truly hot girls are more likely than plainer ones to maintain their fitness.

    I agree. It is like they know (unconsciously?) that what they have to offer is their looks. So, they make sure not to get fat.

    However, I will say this. As you get further out in the suburbs, what passes for fit/thin/slender/etc is not so great. I can not tell you how many girls I see that could be 8s, but they PIZZA themselves into a 6. But, compared to all of their exurban fat sisters, well, they are the belle of the ball.

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  9. I agree with Rain And here. I am much more foregiving on a woman’s body than her face. I’m sexually attracted to thin but also to chubby women. However, a cute face for me is a must.

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  10. on July 29, 2008 at 2:07 pm Usually Lurking

    One more on that note….

    I think that the perfect example of this are the Kardashian sisters. Of the three older ones, 2 are positively hot, while the other is of average looks. But the average one tries the least to stay fit. With Kim, you can just see that she is going to be a ballpark frank, but, for now, she is trying to stay hot.

    I mean, if she was not hot, what on earth would she have to offer.

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  11. on July 29, 2008 at 2:20 pm Kick a Bitch

    I actually see hot-faced fat-bitches all the time. I mean I wouldn’t call them obese but definitely fat enough to to drop them 2-3 points on the measurement scale. It seems that’s how we’re breeding them nowadays. I mean don’t get me wrong, it’s more of “damn she’d be pretty if she’d put down the twinkies” kind of hot. Their fat is definitely noticeable… Granted, I can still see the beauty in what they *could* elevate to.

    PUT DOWN THE SHITTY FOOD AND LEARN WHAT IT MEANS TO SWEAT YOU FUCKING FAT LITTLE PIGGIES!!!

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  12. Oh, the good old tip-drills.

    Eh, I have lived both sides. I’m still not excessively thin, but compared to the average American woman, I am thin. But some guys definitely freak when they find out I used to be heavy, scared I will go back there again. At least your weight can be changed; you are stuck with your face. Of course, the bad habits that can lead someone to being overweight can effect the face (acne, oily skin, double chins, etc.)

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  13. I also, am much more forgiving of the body than the face. I wish it was not so; it limits my choices. I am not attracted to Asian facial structure, so that means no matter how banging and petite that body is, only like .001% of them are hot to me. This cuts out a significant chunk of the 20s/yuppie crowd for me.

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  14. on July 29, 2008 at 4:09 pm sara the freedom lover

    For these girls, concealing clothing and advantageous body positioning are the answer, plus radical cosmetic surgery or settling for a grateful beta.

    I just hope they can truly appreciate their beta in return. I saw just such a couple at Home Depot a few months ago. The woman wore a too tight white yard sale quality shirt dress with dark blue underwear showing through, cleavage was popping out between the straining button, her legs were bruised but ankle braceleted, her hair was died yellow with roots showing pulled back in a messy high pony tail, her face was acned, with make up applied obviously in a hurry. She was also a full head in height over her beta man. She wore a wedding ring and you could tell that his love for this woman was complete and overwhelming. I never saw a man more loving and attentive to a woman in my life, even considering the scowl on her face. I said a little silent prayer that she could appreciate the glowing love this man had for her!

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  15. on July 29, 2008 at 4:16 pm sara the freedom lover

    Peter:

    I use a Braun Silk Epil epilator that is also a handy device for bush trimming, but feel it trims too close. Am looking for one that is more adjustable. What is the desired length of bush hair in your expert opinion?

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  16. All depends what your priorities are. If you’re looking for a hook-up, then it’s a little easier to overlook a less-than-hot face if her body’s got curves in the right places.

    OTOH, if you’re looking for a spouse, then think hard about the face that you’re going to be looking at across the breakfast table 2 or 5 or 10 years from now. Sharp, angular features are going to look terrible when she gets old, a symetrical, heart-shaped face with a “friendly” look to it will wear much better. National Lampoon did a feature on this 30+ years ago, and it was hilarious. “Exotic” looking when she’s young becomes “Bizarre” in middle age.

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  17. Who are we kidding? Hot face, hot body or pretty face/pretty body or combinations thereof or why bother?

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  18. And if a girl has a hot body/face but a small, furry, clothing-concealed tail…dealbreaker? Or workable?

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  19. “a hot girl with some kind of bodily deformity, like a vestigial tail or a hunchback”

    OK, now that’s funny!

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  20. I think the tail being furry is key to it’s cuteness factor. And wagability, obviously.

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  21. on July 29, 2008 at 6:03 pm Patrick Bateman

    True, fugly faces are hard to find on hot bodies, but average faces on hot bodies are very common. The best that ugly girls can do for themselves is work out. No man wants ugly and fat, but many will settle for a busted face if the body looks good.

    I know an ex cheerleader for Miami who has gained about 30 pounds since graduating. She would be truly cock worthy if she got back down to normal, but she’s still bangable. Predictably, she has a beta provider taking care of her. I don’t feel sorry for these girls at all, they know exactly what they can do to get their looks back.

    I saw a 0 the other day. I’ve seen girls so ugly that they were 1s, but never a 0 before. Not only was she morbidly obese, but even if she lost 200 lbs, she would still look like Steve Buscemi. I rarely feel pity for adults, but this beast actually made me feel bad for her.

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  22. What about a pretty face attached to a hot body with a spare cock?

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  23. Peter:
    I use a Braun Silk Epil epilator that is also a handy device for bush trimming, but feel it trims too close. Am looking for one that is more adjustable. What is the desired length of bush hair in your expert opinion?

    It’s difficult to speak in absolute terms, as the optimal length varies somewhat according to hair color. As a rule, the lighter the hair, the longer it can be. Texture is a factor too, as some women have curlier hair than others. One-half inch should be about right for most women.

    Trimming decisions usually involve width rather than hair length. It is perfectly acceptable to trim so that there’s no hair on the upper thighs. Most women prefer that no hair extend beyond the groin crease, especially if they plan to wear a bathing suit, and ensuring no stray hairs may require a fair degree of width-narrowing. This should not be a problem so long as the natural upside-down triangular shape is maintained. If it starts looking rectangular, it’s been trimmed too much.

    Hope this helps.

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  24. Peter must be trying to disgust everyone on here, intentionally.

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  25. Peter, if you’re trimming, the Pelt is no longer Natural. Indeed, one could make the argument that shaving — or waxing — is merely taking trimming to its logical extreme. And being in favor of trimming, you can’t rationally object to that logical outcome.

    Having now exposed the fundamental hypocrisy at the core of your oft-repeated stance, I expect that you will never mention it again.

    But I doubt it.

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  26. Discrepancy between face and body is most pronounced among younger females (and males for all I know). It’s hard to have a doughy, blobby, slack-skinned body at that age, but a busted mug is not.

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  27. Peter, if you’re trimming, the Pelt is no longer Natural. Indeed, one could make the argument that shaving — or waxing — is merely taking trimming to its logical extreme. And being in favor of trimming, you can’t rationally object to that logical outcome.

    Most men go to the barber for haircuts, right? They don’t let their (head) hair grow and grow into a wild, Neanderthal mass. But most men do not shave their heads completely bald. Same concept.

    Having now exposed the fundamental hypocrisy at the core of your oft-repeated stance, I expect that you will never mention it again.
    But I doubt it.

    There’s no hypocracy at all, as I have explained.

    And your doubt is entirely correct. So there.

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  28. but average faces on hot bodies are very common.

    I’ve noted that trend on a number of black women that I’ve met. While their bodies are excellent and well endowed in the right areas, their faces are simply lacking in the matching power. In contrast, I’ve noticed plenty of flat chested white women with beautiful, “fashionable” faces.

    I know an ex cheerleader for Miami who has gained about 30 pounds since graduating. She would be truly cock worthy if she got back down to normal, but she’s still bangable.

    If the extra thirty pounds comes with an increase in ass and tits, I’d actually complement the beta on winning. He got something worth hugging, grabbing, and pounding. 🙂

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  29. Peter’s comments charm me the most on here, they really do. My life was not nearly as rich before I learned about the GNP.

    All of you, please stop trying to blow down this house of cards.

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  30. on July 29, 2008 at 7:22 pm Gunslingergregi

    Go Lemmonex for free speech. Woooo Hoooo. Although I guess if someone kept calling me a moron I might not like it but f it.

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  31. Aw, I only called you a moron once, Gregi. Ya gotta have a thick skin to hang around here. Don’t hold it against me…need a hug?

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  32. 17 Finefantastic “And if a girl has a hot body/face but a small, furry, clothing-concealed tail…”
    She needs to make a big to-do of saving herself for her wedding night, and how she isn’t one of those ‘technical’ virgins…or if she’s a hopeless skank, she can tempt a club guido to giving her some coke by promising him a piece of tail he’ll never forget.

    22 “What about a pretty face attached to a hot body with a spare cock”
    There ya go, David Alexander!

    24 Raphael “Peter must be trying to disgust everyone on here, intentionally.”
    No, he’s not even trying to disgust everyone here UNintentionally…he’s just being himself. Peter takes the “Glorious Natural Pelt” very seriously, just as I take the Glorious Bald Eagle very seriously

    25 Reggie “Peter, if you’re trimming, the Pelt is no longer Natural…having now exposed the fundamental hypocrisy at the core of your oft-repeated [faith], I expect that you will never mention it again. But I doubt it.”
    Peter will never change. The puzzling psychology behind his stance is discussed in detail in Dawkins’ “The Pelt Delusion.”

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  33. BTW, that pathetic beta boy was indeed dumped after the waitress/aspiring actress concluded that there was no further publicity to be milked. Sad thing is, that will probably be the only fame she every gets.
    http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080729/od_nm/subway_dc;_ylt=AoU..PFu.ZTqXwBj073QGJis0NUE

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  34. on July 29, 2008 at 7:42 pm Gunslingergregi

    I was saying its ok everyone should be entitled to their opinion. Just cool seeing a woman who doesn’t want to censor.

    I always need “hugs” lol why I work so dam hard. One day that is all I will do.

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  35. on July 29, 2008 at 7:47 pm Gunslingergregi

    “career” bleh in my book how many engineers get thrown away at 49. All the crap about jobs and such. A job isn’t endgame I don’t think be all end all of existance.

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  36. on July 29, 2008 at 8:01 pm Usually Lurking

    Ya gotta have a thick skin to hang around here.

    A thick pelt, too, apparently

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  37. #28 Peter
    Most men go to the barber for haircuts, right? They don’t let their (head) hair grow and grow into a wild, Neanderthal mass. But most men do not shave their heads completely bald. Same concept.

    Ah, but that Neanderthal mass is the very definition of “natural.” You’ll find very few barbers in nature. You’re desperately grasping at straws to buttress your crumbling position.

    Now, if you want to revise your love of the GNP by proclaiming your love for merely a “Glorious Pelt,” sans “Natural,” then more power to you. But I’m afraid the days of the GNP are over. Ipso fatso.

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  38. No one here has mentioned Lyle Lovett’s song, “She’s Hot to Go” yet?

    Now to find a man good loving
    Ain’t an easy thing to do
    You’ve got to know just what you’re looking for
    And where to find it too

    She’s hot to go she’s ready
    She’s hot to go right now
    She’s hot to go
    You’ve got to know
    That stop-and-do-it gal

    We don’t have no lengthy shopping
    You don’t have to stand in line
    You don’t have to care who sees your hair
    You don’t have to waste your time

    She’s hot to go she’s ready
    She’s hot to go right now
    She’s hot to go
    You’ve got to know
    That stop-and-do-it gal

    You can stop by in the morning
    You can stop by late at night
    You can stop by if you’re ugly friend
    Or if you look all right

    She’s hot to go she’s ready
    She’s hot to go right now
    She’s hot to go
    You’ve got to know
    That stop-and-do-it gal

    Now I crept up from behind her
    She looked so fine to me
    But when I stepped around her man
    My eyes could plainly see

    She was ugly from the front
    She was ugly from the front
    She was ugly from the front
    And I said ugly-ugly-ugly-ugly-ugly

    Well I could handle it behind her
    And I like it on the side
    But don’t make me look around her man ’cause she’s
    Ugly-ugly-ugly-ugly-ugly

    She was ugly from the front
    She was ugly from the front
    She was ugly from the front
    And I said this girl was so ugly…

    She’s hot to go she’s ready
    She’s hot to go right now
    She’s hot to go
    You’ve got to know
    That stop-and-do-it gal

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  39. @33 Not Peter

    So does Yuko Ogoruy has GNP or GBE? It is not visible.

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  40. Most men go to the barber for haircuts, right? They don’t let their (head) hair grow and grow into a wild, Neanderthal mass.

    Maybe they should. I stopped getting haircuts years ago and now that I’ve reached the Neandertal mess, I’m getting ten times better attention.

    Women actually open me on the street on it. Alone. At night.

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  41. @41 jaakkeli

    It must’ve covered your bald spot.

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  42. “However, it’s worth pointing out that the extra chub can give these reasonably hot women some amazingly large breasts”

    Don’t confuse size with quality.

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  43. 42, uh, don’t remind me. Haircuts were invented by the inferior to hide their genetic defects.

    Getting rid of all the barbers would be the most eugenic thing since the invention of white socks.

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  44. on July 29, 2008 at 11:11 pm SovereignAmericanMale

    a.
    Never underestimate the power of properly worn beer goggles to give you a cockstand for a borderline warpig with a good face.

    b.
    I think peter is a quasi-pedo in denial. He in fact has an obsession with the bald eagle, but has internal conflicts about enjoying it. He beats the GNP wardrums to hide this.

    Perhaps in his childhood he saw his preteen sister a little to close and personal once, and it has scarred him for life.

    Its shades of the Gay men who pose as violent homophobes. Or Jewish folks who joined the Nazi party.

    Now that peter has been shown for his hypocracy by going on the record about length, and trimming; he lost my respect for the GNP, may it forthwith be called GUhP or Glorious Un-Naturally hairy Pussy.

    c.
    My late wife, Heidi was moderately overweight and this caused her to be a 6, but her face… Wow! It made my heart race, the first time I met her, and I have seen plenty of hot faces on girls. When she lost weight, her sexual image value posted vertical gains.

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  45. 40 Raphael “@33 Not Peter
    So which does Yuko Ogura have, a GNP or a GBE? It is not visible.”

    Yuko Ogura is a gravure idol, so a small bikini is as far as she ever goes. But if you right-clock on the pic from #33 above and save it to your hard drive, the answer to your question should be clear when you open it with an application that can zoom in (e.g., Windows Paint).
    Or, to put it baldly,

    Yuko shaves.

    Truncate the above link by removing the “1298.jpg” to see the gallery. There are also various vids at YouTube.
    ‘nuf said

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  46. dealbreaker? Or workable?

    totally workable if she wags it when he enters the room. or her.

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  47. on July 29, 2008 at 11:55 pm sara the freedom lover

    46 SAM

    I think peter is a quasi-pedo in denial. He in fact has an obsession with the bald eagle, but has internal conflicts about enjoying it. He beats the GNP wardrums to hide this.

    This worn out arm chair psychoanalysis? Peter does not like the bald eagle look and I am totally with him on this. To see a four year old looking twat on a grown woman is downright disturbing. You could say the same thing a about a guy who thinks bush hair is disgusting I suppose; they actually love it but haven’t faced the fact? Give me a break and keep your day job.

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  48. Gannon doesn’t care if a vagina is shaved or not, as long as it belongs to a (legal) teen girl.
    Issues that Gannon cares about:
    Is the vagina still virgin?
    How does the vagina smell?
    Is the vagina still tight after childbirth?

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  49. as we all know,

    banging body + horrid face = butterface

    but did you know:

    hot face + less-than-average body = office body

    just wanted to let you all know there’s a term for this. typically happens when the hot miami cheerleader takes an office job, marries a beta and stops caring about staying in shape.

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  50. Having now exposed the fundamental hypocrisy at the core of your oft-repeated stance, I expect that you will never mention it again.

    i just wanted to see that again. brought a tear to my eye, it did. a tear of schadenfreude.

    finally, the GNP exposed for the fraud it is!

    personally, i’m a big fan of the thatch shaved in the shape of my name.

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  51. I think peter is a quasi-pedo in denial. He in fact has an obsession with the bald eagle, but has internal conflicts about enjoying it. He beats the GNP wardrums to hide this.
    Perhaps in his childhood he saw his preteen sister a little to close and personal once, and it has scarred him for life.

    Sorry, Sigmund, close but no cigar. I don’t have a sister.

    Peter does not like the bald eagle look and I am totally with him on this. To see a four year old looking twat on a grown woman is downright disturbing.

    Thank you. I’ve been trying to make that point for, well, ages. Adult women should look like adult women.

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  52. First time commenter here…I first wanna say you are doing a fantastic job here on your blog.

    I think that the area code rating system helps to accurately pinpoint the difference between hot face & ugly body vs. ugly face & hot body. It can be a useful and discrete way to convey to a buddy of yours that the girl sitting at the bar with the wonderful body really has the face of a swamp donkey.

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  53. on July 30, 2008 at 1:49 am SovereignAmericanMale

    @48 sara the freedom lover

    This worn out arm chair psychoanalysis? Peter does not like the bald eagle look and I am totally with him on this. To see a four year old looking twat on a grown woman is downright disturbing. You could say the same thing a about a guy who thinks bush hair is disgusting I suppose; they actually love it but haven’t faced the fact? Give me a break and keep your day job.

    A.
    Its totally off the cuff and very much in the spirit of meme wars. He posts GNP so often, it is just as worn out.

    A.2
    The guy who constantly posts about His LOVE of The Balddie at almost every opportunity, in fact initiates conversations, or interjecting them in forums, about it may very well indeed prefer a thick full pussy jungle. But not the guy who remarks occasionally, or once every now and again.

    B. Disturbing?

    This photograph shows pubic lice clinging to individual hairs (the small, whitish specks). The reddish, crusted areas with scabs (excoriated areas) are caused by scratching. (Image courtesy of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.)

    Pubic hair contains gray bugs (lice) 1/16-inch long, that move quickly, and are difficult to see. That is until you get them growing in your eyelashes.

    Nits (white or tan eggs) cemented to hair shafts near the skin (usually within 1/2 inch or 12 mm). Unlike dandruff or sand, nits can’t be shaken off the hair shafts.

    The primary mode of transmission is via the skin-to-skin contact that occurs during sexual intercourse. Lice are very contagious. There is a 95% chance of transmission during a single episode of sexual intercourse. Rarely they may be transmitted via objects such as infected bed linens or toilet seats.

    Pubic lice are annoying but cause no serious health
    problems.

    When crab lice feed they can inject saliva into the host, causing pruritus and itching. Scratching the area can increase the irritation.

    The area can become scaly and hardened with oozing lesions. Painless blue spots can appear after crab lice feed.
    Other evidence of crab lice includes the occurrence of rust-colored insect excretions and darker spots in underwear and flakes similar to dandruff in pubic hair.

    Up to 30 % of individuals with pubic lice also have another sexually transmitted disease.

    People running around in public with bad pubic scratching habits, is disturbing.

    (although there is a good pic of Paris Hilton scratching her cootchie on the beach H T T P://theinfomaniac.blogspot.com/2008/04/vintage-vag-vs-modern-muff.html )

    There is a direct causal link between the “Brazilian wax” aka the Bald Eagle mass adoption of the late 80s, and the near extinction of the American crab of the loins.

    Read:
    The study called, “Did the Brazilian Kill the Pubic Louse?”, researchers noted that with the introduction of extensive waxing techniques, such as the Brazilian, the rate of pubic lice (crabs) has dropped significantly.

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  54. @54 Sovereign American Male:

    Well heck, people get head lice and dandruff, so we should all shave our heads?

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  55. I’ve read about the area code rating system before. It’s too complicated, dumb, and will never catch on. 1-10 or binary are the only acceptable systems.

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  56. on July 30, 2008 at 2:59 am sara the freedom lover

    54 SAM

    This photograph shows pubic lice clinging to individual hairs (the small, whitish specks). The reddish, crusted areas with scabs (excoriated areas) are caused by scratching. (Image courtesy of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.)

    Thank you very much, not! I don’t think the lovely, demure and loving lover of the natural pelt deserves such treatment! So you’re a baldy lover and are trying to justify your obsession with hygiene? That’s going too far.

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  57. The last pic in b/w must be the perfect specimen of GNP, no?

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  58. on July 29, 2008 at 9:11 pm frederick lenore gustafson IV

    usually, with the responses to the posts, the first 50 or so are really enlightening and humorous.

    after that, the responses start getting mired in psychological mumbo-jumbo!

    so keep the hilarious and enlightening replies coming in, before the “psychological” posts start taking over!!!

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  59. Just slap a paper bag over that genetic accident and get to work, but don’t poke any eye-holes…escape is so much easier that way.

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  60. on July 30, 2008 at 4:16 am SovereignAmericanMale

    @57 sara the freedom lover

    Well sara,
    You may chose to sport a fish-mullet, but the majority of women dont.

    I worn a beard, most of my life.
    I love going down on a female.
    I will not go down if she is unshorn.
    It displeases me, to find it undesirable to go down on her.

    Forgive me and call me crazy if:

    1. I don’t like pubic hair in my mouth
    2. I don’t like small critters crawling on my groin.

    I keep myself clean shaven below. I have no expectation for “her” that I don’t have for myself. Call it a Civic duty, or a sacrifice. One that I am glad to make.

    I like women who have soft skin, now I grant there some people out there who love that people who don’t ex-foliate, and dont bathe or have hard scaly skin that only psoriases sufferers have.

    But am I trying to justify my obsession for “soft skin” with hygiene? By your nutty logic that’s going too far.

    I like women who smell pleasant, now I grant there are some out there who like a stank Ho, but ….

    But am I trying to justify my obsession of a “pleasant aroma” with hygiene? By your nutty logic that’s going too far.

    Lets abandon hygiene all together, because:

    Brushing my teeth after each meal and before bed is obsessive. I shouldn’t flush the loo after I poo, cause its obsessive.
    Hell I should just pee anywhere I feel like it rather then going into a room designated for the purpose, because repeatedly doing so, is obsessive.

    Perhaps people without a lick of common sense can do the rest of us a favor, “stop breathing”. Because after all… its obsesive.

    But sara, please feel free to keep breathing. Talking with you has almost become ….

    (wait for it)…

    Obsessive.

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  61. sara & sam show: can you two please get an internet room? like somewhere on youporn?

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  62. on July 30, 2008 at 3:26 pm sara the random

    Stay out of it!

    60 OMG are you serious?

    I keep myself clean shaven below. I have no expectation for “her” that I don’t have for myself. Call it a Civic duty, or a sacrifice. One that I am glad to make.

    Sorry, I never met a man who did that and frankly I don’t think I’d be able to go down on you either. Does your wife/fiance like it? Well, I guess she must. Whew. I need another cup of coffee.

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  63. Hey, I’ve seen this girl before…

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  64. on July 31, 2008 at 1:11 am SovereignAmericanMale

    62 sara
    Does your wife/fiance like it? Well, I guess she must.

    Well Heidi had no issue with it. (God rest her soul)

    Fiance Halo from downunder… We have not bumped uglies or engaged in sexual activities. She is a clean shaver by her own desire, since her menses onset.

    Among the 96 requirements, she has to be a virgin:
    Halo is still intact, and not ruined for the vocation of marriage.

    IMO the only acceptable reason to marry a non virgin, is that she is a widower.

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  65. on July 31, 2008 at 4:31 am sara the perplexed

    64 S.A.M.

    Among the 96 requirements, she has to be a virgin:
    Halo is still intact, and not ruined for the vocation of marriage.

    I don’t get the fascination with virgins. Really loose women, I can understand. Virgins? No clue. Is hotness not one of your 96 requirements or is she a really hot virgin, or do you expect she’s just going to be hot for you? Of course she’ll have nothing to compare you with, so maybe that’s the appeal; job security.

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  66. J Woods: I’ve just come back to Europe after a month of Nothern VA.

    I can tell you, without a doubt, there are more good looking women around here.

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  67. on July 31, 2008 at 7:13 am johnny five

    sam:

    #64
    “widower” = male
    “widow” = female
    hth

    #60
    I keep myself clean shaven below.
    really?
    are you a stripper? or, have you had crabs?

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  68. on August 1, 2008 at 12:57 am SovereignAmericanMale

    @67 johnny five

    Thank you for the correction. All the screaming from the dick-less for “equality” scrambled my gender word tense and I failed to use the PC “widowperson”

    Well… Paris Hilton and many an alpha have lain with someone with whom we later regretted. Thats not a confession to having herpes, on the contrary. I don’t have that. Thank God.

    And I only strip for frying bacon, nudest parks in Europe/ beaches in Florida, showering, bathing, sleeping and sex.

    And an occasional British Football match. Perhaps I inspired a silly TV commercial.

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  69. such a letdown……there’s a chick at the bank where I work who has a very pretty face (BJ Perfect)…but is fat. her arms are nearly the size of my legs…….so sad. had she just started exercising in college or played high school sports she’d be a bona fide knockout. the very pretty face is the hardest to have/be born with I think.

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  70. The reverse disturbing scenario — the pretty face perched on the ugly body — is much rarer

    Pear Chan.

    http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Pear_Chan

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  71. Ok many criteria up here are too relative
    but Im sure that sporty girls are great, theyre healthy, firm body, nice skin off course thx 2 metabolism from excersice
    the always-thin-never gain weigit-girl better than chubby bcause after childbirth they will transform to J.LO butt !
    They will sexier after become a mother

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